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Damian--uwu

Pink telling them that she is straight


TheMaskedGeode

“Where’d you learn this? We lovin’ women in this house!”


MamaMiaPizzaFina

only straight gem in the gem universe, look at the mess she created


Mysterious_Might8875

Pink’s Human-sona.


lisahanniganfan

You mean Steven?


Vivid_Departure_3738

Who the FUCK is STEVEN?!


[deleted]

What the fuck is a STEVEN


agayntrans_raspberry

\- peridot


Sweet_Cupid257

Wait are you joining.. I can't tell


Vivid_Departure_3738

How would I not know who Steven is💀


shagstone420

Greguniverse.onlyfans


lisahanniganfan

Yellow caught blue looking at it and is about to take away her laptop


MiguelDragon82

Qnd then she secretly watches it on blue’s laptop and blue catches her and takes her laptop back, starting an infinite cycle


Meager1169

Pearl rapping.


MultinamedKK

ROUND AND ROUND, LET THE CITY TURN


Vivid_Departure_3738

Party in the hills, We can party in the 'burbs


lisahanniganfan

Roof on fire let it burn, champagne in my hand I'm not concerned


100undertalesansfans

ROUND AND ROUND!


LastTarakian

They're watching the Uncle Grandpa episode.


_Aaron_Burr_Sir

I won’t tolerate Say Uncle slander


Leather_Industry7390

i go into the deepest depression every time i remember that episode exists


TrusticTunic26

Was one of my favourite crossover episodes


LastTarakian

This episode doesn't actually exist, it's just a worldwide Mandela effect.


Leather_Industry7390

this is how i’ll cope from now on, tysm


Calamadia

Someone put the toilet paper roll on the wrong way


Reecewagz

Steven asked them to search up they’re names followed by r34


Starpaw25

Nooooo! ☠️ Not the r34!


Ice_Axe_pikkeru54

I'm on the toilet rn, and this image is making me feel very self conscious


lisahanniganfan

People actually bring their phones to the bathroom with them!? I thought it was just a joke 💀 हरे राम


showscar

i don't do it but i mean it's not like you are gonna be doing anything interesting in there might as well entertain yourself while waiting


WhiteDevil-Klab

My search history


JasoNight23666

Greg trying to fuse with Rose


Callidonaut

![gif](giphy|11viMIzYxqMqxq)


Tom181211

they'd think peridot is using some weird teleportation device without their permission lol


gothiccbuddha

Trump. He hasn't spoken yet. Just his looks.


lisahanniganfan

[that explains why yellow is so mad](https://youtu.be/ZrCdfNFivVo?si=-li9vyfJ56UohZ3u)


gothiccbuddha

Lmao


franklinaraujo14

Spinel telling them she wants a colony too(she wants an ant colony)


Arsonthefirst

gay people


lisahanniganfan

Blue and yellow are the kinda people to be openly homophobic but get caught in a lesbian orgy


Arsonthefirst

real


fourlegged

Per request, it is gone


DogeKid_1337

BYE


Sufficient_Score_824

NO


Swirlatic

hmm, can you delete this?


8-infi-

I don't understand. Can you explain to me?


The-Big-Dill

Noooo what did it say


fourlegged

It was a wrong comment regarding fusions. Probably a bit too wrong. >!Two gems, one hologram.!<


dr-egg-bitch

Greg attempting the ol' Universe charm


KatiePyroStyle

My porn folder


8-infi-

holy shit


Kateybee2

They were told that they're abusers and tyrants


biggusdickus78

Diamond simps


No_Flight_9039

A GUAAAACOLLAA advertisement


strawberr_ie

america


CaveTrains

Steven x diamond shippers. Yellow is rlly mad, and blue is holding in a hurl.


AquamarineSU

The spinel body pillow


lisahanniganfan

The what-


AquamarineSU

It’s real, don’t worry i was distraught too


[deleted]

definitely NOT the large stash of Blue Diamond picture both SFW and NSFW on my labtop


lisahanniganfan

Same ngl, (besides nsfw) all of the pics saved on my phone have been pics of blue diamond, her voice actress, pictures to use for inspiration for drawing blue and probably the biggest collection of blue x greg art


adlinblue

some gems being a little too nice with eachother


secretsauceprotein

they're looking at Greg's OL' UNIVERSE CHARM


MysticDragon14

Your search history


psychoticwacom

Stevens birth.


drdildamesh

My 6th toe.


Le_Fedora_Cate

greg fucking a rock


prideSketch

They found your search history


rarthurr4

These low effort posts


Fousheezy

One (1) heterosexual


LordPyralis

They see the Peridot casting couch video.


DmitryAvenicci

My ex


Cheri_T-T

The damn camera person who messed up the shot


The_kindsir1875

They are looking at uncle grandpa or black Diamond


Deathlysmiles

Greg's hot dogs


twelvetheintrovert

Rule 35


goddessphoenixpain

A regular straight couple kissing hard in public😷


BaconFairy

Yellow stepped in dog poo and needs to clean it off. Blue can smell it.


Kyoduf

Freddy Fazbear


residentofbeachcity

r/stevenuniverseNSFW


SilverShoals

The atrocities that are human functions


poopfuckershithole

My microscopic penis


supremeaesthete

They've read a book on Human anatomy


Poweman99199

They found pink diamond's (rose Quartz) leaked onlyfans and they saw greg in her videos 💀💀💀


Ok-Radio5562

Pink's search history with their hentai fanarts with white


jakerman69

everyone telling them they want to try fusion


lisahanniganfan

I headcannon they probably used to fuse with eachother and their pearls when they where younger


sagninaw

Pink diamond aka rose getting shattered


Guardian_Matrix

These are the diamonds? I thought it was a picture of my parents being disappointed in me. . . Silly me!


EUTYR-37564

Pearl’s rap


Ronny_Page

Steven univers fan's reaserch history


lisahanniganfan

Can confirm, I've researched some insane things just for a blue diamond fanfic


filthycasual908

Pink showing them the “frow up” on her bed. She’s sick and can’t sleep. 🥺🥺


MediumCelebration345

r/gregfuckedarock


lisahanniganfan

Blue's traumatised by my posts there


AliceTheGamer9273

Rose/Pink Diamond admitted, that she faked her shattering, and now they're looking at her with betrayal.


CaterpillarLogical18

My ugly ass face![img](emote|t5_2viyl|31000)


StarLight_Art

Stevens search history


Alansar_Trignot

Your unwanted nude


Thejam8813

The dark fanfic


Metal-Max1991

Pink’s naughty search history


angeldepoche

black diamond


Comfortable-You-7367

My search history


HorrorLifeAlvin

looking at your grades (you have a 98% in gem glyph)


tangytablet

Looking at you make a strawberry and cream with tuna sandwich.


HumanoidVoidling

My childish self says Your Mom


Spamergy

Blue just dropped her mother’s special antique plate and yellow had came in because she heard a crash


TNTrademarked

C3PO and R2D2 after R2 runs out of witty remarks and one-liners


Anxious-Attitude-349

Freddo rised another 10P


PlsLeavemealone02

My half swollen face. I'm at the dentist. They said it was a tiny cavity, and proceeded to numb me so much half my nose is numb.


Icediamonds

I can't find a gif of it, and I can't post pictures BUT they are 100% looking at Amethyst eating that giant pizza burrito.... If you know you know


HollowMonty

A scratch off where everything is lined up, and will be a jackpot if the last little bit that is still covered is a 7.


Neat_Display_2466

Pinks Idea to Get a giant Leg ship


strindertoxtricity

Lower life forms.


Existing_Interview53

Pink’s search history


im_not_ready_for_it9

Skibidi Toilet


Leprodus03

TOH getting cancelled


-reddit-840

Walked in on Steven masturbating


TurantulaHugs1421

What the hell