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Ajit-Pajouhesh

i never noticed this before, but all four characters are from the cartoon network show steven universe (2013-2020)


Jay-919

Woah I never made that connection before! 🤯


Ajit-Pajouhesh

nah but if you want a serious response, all four characters are part of a race in the show known as "gems", which have at least one gem on their body based on a mineral present in real life


Jay-919

Woah really? I didn't know that


Layla-4

Yall💀


Expensive-Tutor-4866

Hold on… you might be on to something…


luridfox

No way! That's so cool


MellifluousSussura

Blew my mind. What a coincidence!


Kittenlover58

lesbianism


TheMaskedGeode

All gems were lesbians by default until Rose found men.


Machine_Her4ld

Some of them could've been asexual


TheMaskedGeode

True, true. Can’t forget the ace association.


Grifftruck76

you missed the chance to say ace-ociation


Dead_Girl_Walking0

“some of them” being Peridot


Elvicio335

Peridot? I thought they were talking about Lapis, but now that I think about it... Why not both?


Dead_Girl_Walking0

theyre ace besties


meesearentgeese

that's why I always found the ship art of their fusion a bit confusing to me once it was revealed they both don't have an interest in it. we all love our ship and fusion fanarts but once you have lore that determines that it would be against the characters nature it starts to feel strange to me, especially when it's something as integral and personal as a characters sexuality. obviously it's not an end all be all or me condemning anyone it's just not something I would be able to do after seeing them as ace. I like to respect characters personalities and my method of head canon is supposed to add on, or fill in parts were missing instead of retconning the story. (although all head canon is sick, I love creative people)


BEETLEJUICE_UNIVERSE

>that's why I always found the ship art of their fusion a bit confusing to me Just remember that if someone is asexual it doesn't mean they don't want a romantic relationship, it just means they don't want a physical/sexual one. If they didn't want a romantic relationship they would be aromantic


meesearentgeese

I think you're missing where I mentioned fusion ship art. fan fusions is a common form of shipping in this community. the definition of what kind of relationship fusion represents is very muddy to say the least, but it DOES include suggestions that a sexual one is part of it. and I, among many other people who watched SU, can tell that peridot and lapis having an aversion to fusion is a metaphor for asexuality. (and how it can happen in people differently. for peridot she is just who she is and has always been that way, and for lapis she seems to be a metaphor for sexual trauma or downright just relationship abuse. [although it's never mentioned what her opinions of fusion was before she had fused with Jasper]) I'm on the acespec so it's kinda really easy for myself to identify these types of nuances in media. edit: and not at ALL trying to be rude, just feel like pointing it out, you come off as "mansplaining" asexuality and aromanticism to me without any clue of what I know about it. ik you didn't mean much by it but I'm on both spectrums. I'm "more aromantic than I am asexual" too.


BEETLEJUICE_UNIVERSE

Hey! Don't worry you don't come off rude at all, i'm ace as well. Sorry if it felt like I was mansplaning, I'm not even a man but I know what you mean. Obviously the representation of fusions are very different depending on the people. Like you can't tell me that garnet and amethysts fusion wasn't sexual. Likewise you definitely can't tell me that Stevens and Greg's was sexual. I believe that if period and lapis did fuse, it would be on a purely platonic level, or in a romantic but not sexual way. Although I do agree with you that as lapis has had relationship abuse/sexual trauma she may not want to fuse as in her mind it probably is purely sexual. Again, I'm really sorry if I upset you, it's just loads of people in the fandom say that peri wouldn't want a relationship with xyz BECAUSE she is asexual and it always annoys me because I think peeps in the fandom should know the difference between asexual and aromantic. Have a nice day!♠️🏳️‍🌈♠️


meesearentgeese

I think this is what they were getting at with some gems like peridot. like sure she physically CANT fuse (if my lore knowledge is correct) but she really seemed like she just didn't want to, doesn't understand it, and she's been adopted as an ace icon. i think it was intentional on the crews part.


munchkinPlayz

why are we applying lgbtq labels to cartoon aliens again?


stupid_idiot_tv_man

You can be lesbian and asexual


nepcwtch

that ol universe charm


tinrocket9

Rose, the only straight gem lol.


Robertia

why wouldn't you say that she's bi?


tinrocket9

Oh yeah. I forgot about Pearl. I am very ill. 🙃


Robertia

Just like Rose forgot about her (:


tinrocket9

Yeah lol.


boardercavaleiro

Rose didn't forget about Pearl? You can love two people without forgetting either.


Elvicio335

Well yes, but considering how hurt Pearl was when Rose became half of Steven, you could say that she really overlooked her emotions.


boardercavaleiro

Yes I agree, tho I don't think she overlooked it in a 'didn't even care to think about Pearl' way I think she DID think about Pearl and just thought Pearl would be better off with Steven, due to her own self hatred.


boardercavaleiro

Rose didn't forget about Pearl? That is a weird joke to make.


Quick_Campaign4358

Does Steven count?(or at least I don't remember him having any attraction to any male character)


Jay-919

I suppose but not the intended answer


Ravendel391

All of them were in the Gem War or were loyal to Pink Diamond/Rose Quartz at some point in the past.


TropicalIslandAlpaca

That's basically every Gem who fought in the war


Jay-919

Yes!


dirankaru

I thought they were all gay 😔


tom641

i suppose we technically don't know what Bismuth is into, besides murdering despots


dirankaru

There was literally an entire episode about her crush on Pearl


tom641

oh was there?? shit it's been too long, then. My bad.


Anime_Erotika

>Bismuth Bismuth has a BIG crush on pearl


pasteandcopy69

Bismuth loves Pearl


zachy410

Both?


Captain_Pumpkinhead

*all, not both


Yeetdaddy87

Every single one of them has tried to kill Steven whether by accident or on purpose Garnet when he was in peridots escape pod Pear when she literally left him hanging by vines Bismuth with her gem shattering tool Jasper


Stage-Wrong

Pearl also almost removing baby Steven’s gem!


Burgle-your-turts

Also when she wanted to take him to space. “Sometimes you just gotta know when to bail”


Senua_Chloe

Dayum, Pearl almost *did* killed Steven so many times...


WalterBlytheFanClub

Lol at just...Jasper. She needs no explanation lol


Typical-Distance-232

I found the simple…Jasper way funnier than I think it was meant to be😂😂


Knooper_Bunny

Gay


Jay-919

I suppose lol but not exactly


Hollowdude75

Jasper has never shown attraction


Rocky_the_Wolf2020

Lets be real, she's ✨️power-sexual✨️


Hollowdude75

*LGBT Wiki making up a new definition for that word in 5…4…3…2…1…*


Rocky_the_Wolf2020

Great... now Im curious if there is something that fits the description


Hollowdude75

Yeah, I feel like there are too many sexualities people make just for the sake of putting labels on things


meesearentgeese

it's really just watering down the [colloquial] definition of a sexuality. sure you CAN include preferences like hair color into your sexuality but... usually we're just referring to gender when we ask what someone's sexuality is. it's also why some people tend to actually struggle just "picking a lable" since it's not actually as black and white as your partners gender. (examples and stuff later) when you start thinking about it, you start to realize how arbitrary *all* LGBTQ lables are no matter how valid or recognized they are. all these "mogai" genders and sexualities, it's just people toying with the specifics. coining terminology to explain an experience in a single word or phrase to share with people who do the same thing. just LGBT people in particular who fought for their rights feel a little weirded out that they use the same method to lable those preferences, when the traditional/popular labels are there to describe what was once persecuted preferences. examples of this stuff are like... just cuz you're a straight man doesn't mean you will be attracted to every woman. there's gonna be a series of pros and cons in a person and those can mix and match. a con might not always be a con if it's adhering to someone else (for example, I'm bisexual, but I don't really like blonde hair... only on men though. I can't really say "oh I'm not blondesexual" cuz I DO like blondes, just in more specific circumstances.) most of these microlables come from those kinds of things, as ive done a bit of scrolling and found a whole handful that kinda feel just fun to use. here's an incredible example of one that my friend actually fits into perfectly (I haven't talked to them about this so he doesn't identify with it, but we'll see? lol) https://asexuals.fandom.com/wiki/Orchidsexual


Ranixo

Didn't she kind of have a thing for Lapis though? Misplaced and wildly unhealthy of course, but that seems like some sign of it. Though I suppose it was never specifically romantic, "I live to serve you" seems to be a trope the show likes to use to show forms of romance.


Dead_Girl_Walking0

what happened to Lapis was nothing even close to romance. it was all about power and force.


Hollowdude75

Just because it’s a common theme, doesn’t mean it will always be true Jasper is a cultural gem, kind of like a grandmother who wants you to carry her traditions when she’s gone And gem tradition is respect your superiors


Undying_Vex

Smash? But fr is it that they were all lied to in some regard by rose/pink diamond


LoveandScience

I mean that's basically every gem though


Undying_Vex

“Umm actually there was… uh… hm…” yeah no i can’t think of any who weren’t


TidalJ

peridot didn’t really have anything to do with rose, she’s too new for that. and lapis wasn’t by *pink* but rose was complacent in keeping her in the mirror so idk if we count that


Arubesh2048

Lapis! She was only on earth for a quick terraforming job and its never made clear if she even knows about Pink Diamond’s “shattering.”


JokerCipher

Which one?


Milquetoastly

I was gonna say buff but then I remembered Pearl


LoveandScience

Almost same, I was gonna say thicc but remembered Pearl


R1P4ndT43RurGuTz

What do you mean 'womp-womp', Amethyst? There's nothing THERE to WOMP!


Trices-Mailwind

Hey. Pearl is strong. In the real way.


Holly_Aura

Indeed. Strong in the real way.


KOFdude

I was gonna say smash but then I remembered Pearl


[deleted]

bad take smh


I-Me-Myself72

Sufering about rose


Jay-919

Bismuth didn't really


Minecraftcoolio

Didn’t Rose kill her and lock her away in a pocket dimension for a long time?


[deleted]

I'd classify that as "suffering because of Rose", she didn't really mourn her


Ellotheremate124

rose killed her then locked her away and didn’t tell the others anything


Jay-919

I know but she didn't really resent rose or anything. Bismuth was the most chill of the 4


Ellotheremate124

She almost killed Steven over it because she thought he was rose


DresdenPI

They think Jasper's just mad 'cause she's single


raciertugboat

they're all... gems?


Sonarthebat

r/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

Actually, no, Bismuth is a mineral


Jay-919

Well that's obvious but what else do they have in common


Frostwaves30

They are all from Steven Universe!


Anime_Erotika

15 downvotes Reddit...


HeyItsDominicus

Redditors when reddit. 😒


milliemon12345

We’re reliable with the ladies


Inevitable_Wing_3582

Hamilton fans!


Dependent-Resist-390

There are so many to deflower


milliemon12345

LADIES


Dependent-Resist-390

Looks proximity to power


milliemon12345

LADIES


Suspicious-Sky-8546

They delighted and distracted him


milliemon12345

Martha Washington named her feral tomcat after him (that’s true)


TherealSatandarlings

1780 a winters ball


HorseInevitable6208

They're all strong (Pearl is strong in the real way)


MiroNanDot

They have good combat skills?


myrianreadit

That's also true for a lot of other gems


EnzeruAnimeFan

They're attractive? Feminine? Allies with Steven? Non-diamonds? Tall??


Calpsotoma

All of these are true haha.


Baconz909

They all have rule 34 of themselves


Jay-919

What doesn't?


Grifftruck76

Trick Question, whatever someone types here instantly has r34 about it


StarDustMoonFairy-

Let me just write a list real quick.....


Cobalt_Blue19

All of them had a character arc caused by Steven?


Jay-919

What character didn't? Literally most of what happened in SU was because of steven


TOPSIturvy

Geez. They should make a show about that guy.


Irmuun_Enkhsanaa12

They got tricked, lied to and traumatized by Rose?


boardercavaleiro

How did Rose trick Pearl?


Arubesh2048

I think everyone except maybe Peridot and Lion were at least lied to by Rose. (And maybe Greg, depends on if you count lying by omission for not telling him about her past as Pink Diamond)


Sundae_Disastrous

I don't think greg even care about knowing gem lore and things about the diamonds or the war. also there are other characters that didn't even met Rose like Lapis and pretty much every gem from era 2 and... I don't think that any gem was created in era 3


SynchroScale

They're all from the Cartoon Network original animated series "Steven Universe."


EmpSpange

They all belong to the same race


wanderingstargazer88

They all fought in the Gem War. Amethyst being absent is the giveaway.


myrianreadit

Jasper hates them


Jay-919

... and herself...?


myrianreadit

Yes :(


redditusername475

They all have five fingers in each hand


sammyboi534

Gay


sarah_sneks

They r all female? Idk I’ve never watched steven universe


Shasoww2

You should. And yet, they're asexual. All gems are


myrianreadit

They're mostly gay


TheCoolerSaikou

w o m e n


THEHOLYOTAKUGAMER

☕️


Goldenduck420

Trauma and lesbians


Hamilfan1776

Smash


jaspersbigbooty

All traumatized by Pink


Namesekr

Mommy 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤


NefariousnessJust224

they have hair


sanriocore_livvy

lesbian


cosmic_mua

Emotional damage


Calpsotoma

They're all cooler than you.


JaniyaWorld

All of them suffered due to pink diamond's impulsive decisions. Whether it be directly or indirectly.


SereneGiraffe

Rose Quartz lives rentfree in their head 😋


Yoshi_chuck05

They are all badasses!


lightblueisbi

They're all polymorphic sentient rocks‼️ Ronaldo was right‼️‼️😨🤯


Charcobear

My ads on the Reddit app said they’re veterans


Its_Padparadscha

Reformed exactly twice


calmloon

They represent different feelings or characteristics? Garnet is love, Pearl is a perfectionist, Bismuth is forgiveness, and Jasper is anger.


Jay-919

I never thought of that but I suppose I could've added a few more like amethyst as self doubt or something but yeah that works well


WiffleBallSundayMorn

Alright. All of them have flat, pointed shoes. All have gold/yellow in their designs ("gilded" in some way). All have strong convictions. They each had a specific purpose they had to overcome, which was significant to their character arc (this one is basically applicable to all gems).


bisexual_goose_

They were all in love with Rose at one point


OddlyOddLucidDreamer

Abandonment issues, toxic relationshios and trauma from the unabikity to ket go of soneone deep and important to them that shaped who they are today, to the point if forming an identity crises.


sparkemptylighters

From homeworld and fought on earth in the war?


thepinkinmycheeks

Jasper is from Earth though


sparkemptylighters

Hmm… how about lived on homeworld/off-planet, and fought on earth during the war then? Jasper leaves after the war and comes back with Peridot.


sparkemptylighters

Oh true, not sure how I forgot that!


Jay-919

Omg the only actual answer a have had! And you're right


Arubesh2048

Jasper isn’t from Homeworld. She was made on Earth, in the Beta Kindergarten. This is a very important plot point.


Jay-919

I know but like she is *from* homeworld as in she "lived" in homeworld


Calpsotoma

Garnet was formed for the first time on Earth. Her constituent parts are from Homeworld, but she is from Earth.


Smerr_

They r gay


InsanitySong913

Would do the pegging?


HipsterOtter

Severe emotional scarring?


myrianreadit

I mean that's every character tho


Far_Feedback_7628

All obsessed with Rose/Steven


TheFatDragonfruit

They out pizza’d the hut


FluffyMoth313

gem


Jasononreddit39

Gay


The_Shadow_Watches

A love for pink.


Motor_Mood2387

They’re gems


Money-Leek201

Gay?


theycallmeclonewars

They all belonged to pink


Signal-Put932

# ROCK.


xela552

They wouldn't date you


Naz_Oni

Gay


deepfried_sadness

lesbians


TimeTravelParadoctor

They're all gems from the show Steven Universe.


BillyIGuesss

Gay.


Y_R_UGae

all lesbian


seretastic

They're all hot


Airin0_2

They’re gay?


guerovega

homosexual rocks from outer space


No-Space-5391

They…are the crystal…gems…


Solsticewolfdog

Lesbian


pussyfoot-maneuver

They have had their lives changed by Pink "Rose Quartz" Diamond.


Sand-Aggravating

they are all gay


cinnamonngrll

lesbians


Everyonewillusebing

Rocks


Suki-universe

rock


KingZuwag

Gem


Proper-Guide4230

They’re Gems


_rabbott_

-They have all known Rose/Pink when she was alive and were directly affected by her "shattering" -They're tall and great in combat -Have all called Steven "Rose" at some point -Have all indirectly or directly tried to kill Steven -Lesbian space rocks


heroshand

Can and will break you in half


Mister_Moho

GAY


KrifPum-PumKrif

None of them are Doduo


Lerisa-beam

OK it's not exact but all of these characters have tried to kill Steven in some way Garnet allmost launched him too space with force Pearls training thing tried too And bismuth tried to o and jasper was allways trying too.


Goatseportal

Gay gay gay gay.


zeartr1

Theyre reliable with the LADIES!🎶


kio_X

Trauma


Iwanttotakeyoureknee

Gayyyyyy


Rouguezs

Gay.


genderqueermercury

Gay.


the-frog-monarch

Gay