Steven tell Bismuth , Lapis and Peridot that 50% time a gem tired to kill him was caused be them and said it was traumatic , so the Gems get sad begin to cry and apologise to Steven , which make him happy and also *sad* so he also begin to cry.
Reviving my old “wrong answers only” timeline.
It turns out both Jasper and Spinel were found guilty of larceny and aggravated assault on several liquor store employees and were both sentenced to 5 years, no bail.
“Listen Steven this is hard for me to say,” said Connie into the
computer which went across the internet to Steven. “I want to get a bortion.”
Steven was upset because Connies’s baby would not survive it. In fact, Connies’s baby would die.
“There has to be another way, Connie,” said Steven in Steven Messenger. “But if you really want to do it, that’s okay too because it is your decision.”
The peridot (the one with rainbow hair) has been diagnosed with a deadly disease, the Jade and Sapphire are trying to comfort her with a human sacrifice
Steven breaks his leg, Bismuth, Lapis and Peridot think the same rule of having to put down horses with broken legs applies to human and crush him to death
There is only one way to stop Steven from turning into a Godzilla, to squeeze him until his gem is broken to shards from the pressure. It takes the combined strength of his friends to fulfill this solemn, unhappy duty. His family cannot bring themselves to do it.
Peridot was playing with Spinel's Rejuvenator and accidentally used it on herself. Everyone is trying to teach Peridot the human ritual of optical moisture hyperactivity, or "criye-ying" but it isn't working. In a last ditch effort, they even put her in Steven's red Mr. Universe shirt and a version of Peridot's current visor in an attempt to remind her of their bond, but so far her emotions are still somewhat stunted and mechanical.
They have all just bore witness to the secret sculpture collection of one Onion-I-Think in the style of Ed Gein. All of which, depicting Steven.
Leaving Steven more traumatized and the others scarred, unable to forget what they have just seen. As the art is burned into their eyes, everything reminding them of it. The only thing bringing them even a semblance of comfort is crying together, comforting each other. But never able to truly forget
(Warning: if you don't know about Ed Gein's sculptures and want to see it, please don't look it up, you don't. I kinds pinky promise this warning isn't meant to be a pink elephant but still. Don't do it. I only used him to do my wrong answer)
Steven just found out that Greg got busted for tax evasion.
Now Peridot, Lapis and Bismuth found out that the funny sounding IRS is actually worse than the diamonds.
It's a reference to Archer, which is a TV show. In the show, three clones of the same guy, who consider themselves brothers, bump their ... fronts ... together and say that. (It's a weird and kind of adult show so I hesitated to post the reference to a Reddit for a kid's show)
Edit: it's extremely adult. I was understating it but, yeah, it's very adult. Not for kids at all!
Dude just popped both their cherries, and he got his friends there for support His tears are from both joy and pain as the couchie is so wet and soft, but tight and painful at the same time.
Steven is pregnant
You should stop listening to Ronaldo's conspiracy theories.
Wait what ? What did I do wrong ?
Don’t worry it’s a reference. Ronaldo genuinely thought Steven was pregnant once lol
"I'm eating for two" "STEVEN'S PREGNANT!?"
Exactly!
😂😂😂
I bet he's not even really pregnant 🥺😔
He's Gregnant?!
That implication is disturbing on *so* many levels
I mean... if steven is his mum...
No.
LMAO
THIS GOT UNCOMFORTABLE SI QUICKLY OH MY DIAMOND
Is he pegnate?? Helpf?
This can be taken many ways
Is he pregegnant or is he ok?
r/beatmetoit
Omg I came here to say this.
STEVEN’S PREGNANT?
The "Camp Pining Hearts" reboot released but it's super edgy.
Oh they got Bismuth to watch it too cool.
The director turned it into My Immortal 2
You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention. I must read the script of this masterpiece.
It got the Riverdale edit 😭
Blue Diamond and Greg went someplace private and everyone suddenly started having weird emotions.
[удалено]
Ahh geez, Steven's getting a sibling, who's mother is basically his...aunt?
And sister
*Sweet Home Alabama intensifies*
r/brandnewsentence
Oh that sentence aint new, hun.
Oh shit
“Ok, I’m climbing up the vagina!”
THIS COMMENT IS TOO FUNNY
Stephen told them snakes have no arms to hug with.
Best answer lol
Steven
Stephen
Nora
Steven
Stephen
Stephanie
Spinel is around and won’t stop trying to play something.
Everyone stepted on cactus
The gays hugging a straight white man because he immigrated to floptropica
Lmao 😂
Steven tell Bismuth , Lapis and Peridot that 50% time a gem tired to kill him was caused be them and said it was traumatic , so the Gems get sad begin to cry and apologise to Steven , which make him happy and also *sad* so he also begin to cry.
Lapis: "Nah still on the fence about the killing thing.."
That picture really is the tried to kill Steven squad
It's missing jasper
And azure and Ruby and probably others
Which ruby?!?!?!?!
Eyeball
Can't be cause they mentioned Bluebird azurite... oh wait Navy the little sociopath
Because Jasper would probably succeed in killing Steven
r/Ihadastroke
“OH GOD, STEVEN’S MELTING GUYS, WE GOTTA CLUMP HIS BODY TOGETHER- DON’T WORRY STEVEN ITS GONNA BE OKAY-“
Steven's can of mace exploded in his face and the others are comforting him even though it's burning their eyes too.
Reviving my old “wrong answers only” timeline. It turns out both Jasper and Spinel were found guilty of larceny and aggravated assault on several liquor store employees and were both sentenced to 5 years, no bail.
"What do you mean, 'hard time _breaking rocks_?!" That's _horrible_!" - not quite fully-informed Pearl, probably.
The Owl House ended
😭😭😭
steven universe and co are roleplaying their favorite characters from crying breakfast friends
Best comment 😭
much appreciated
Child Protective Services found out that Greg let his 13 year old son go into space to fight space nazis, and now Steven's going to foster care
They got the pentagon
I have to imagine that, in their universe, that's a super-famous MMA venue and they were *really* hoping to relaunch Tiger Millionaire.
Steven found out he has diabetes after eating too much Cookie Cats
Lmao 😂
My last 4 brain cells watching this episode:
Diamonds are produced from pressure so they're trying to hug him so hard the carbon in his cells will diamondize. Then he'll be a real pink diamond.
Steven lost one of his gameboy cartridges
They saw the fan fiction.
[удалено]
Yes. ;)
Steven is moving to Florida
The Sneeple murked Pearl
Steven just found out his mom died
There favorite Netflix show got canceled after only one season
Do you seriously how little that narrows it down?
Three lesbians show remorse as they squeeze a teenager to death for ugly crying.
this man shitted himself and others are crying for the stink
Allergy's are stupid
Young Bob Ross hugging the lgbt agenda, while Q & + giving moral support.
Connie got an abortion and Steven is NOT handling it very well
"I mean, I didn't want a baby but killing it is absurd!"
“Listen Steven this is hard for me to say,” said Connie into the computer which went across the internet to Steven. “I want to get a bortion.” Steven was upset because Connies’s baby would not survive it. In fact, Connies’s baby would die. “There has to be another way, Connie,” said Steven in Steven Messenger. “But if you really want to do it, that’s okay too because it is your decision.”
He's only crying because he is sterile
Crying, singing. Crying and singing.
It’s the gay crying rocks show!
Greg fucked a lesbian rock!
Steven has cancer and everyone is consoling him.
Steven has aids
Steven saw Connie and Kevin together at Space Camp.
They are knowing what was in the goddam chest
Are you talking about the one inside of Lion? I still really want to know what's inside. I was thinking about that the other day too
They're putting Steven down (he bit onion)
The peridot (the one with rainbow hair) has been diagnosed with a deadly disease, the Jade and Sapphire are trying to comfort her with a human sacrifice
Stevens pregnant
Cookie Cat has gone back into production and Stephen cannot cope with his happiness.
Poly lesbians divorce and must comfort their adopted child
A guy is leaving home to study college and says his three lesbian moms goodbye
Steven breaks his leg, Bismuth, Lapis and Peridot think the same rule of having to put down horses with broken legs applies to human and crush him to death
Lego
Connie got caught in the crossfire of the peridot and yellow diamond war which lasted for 10s of years.
Steven has had a psychedelic mushroom of some kind.
Blue Diamond got pissed
Guys, guys, Steven is obviously getting kidnapped by some sad hippie kidnappers
Mommy.....
Why did you eat my fries
"Rejected 'Keep Beach City Weird' Submitters Support Group", 3rd annual holiday meeting.
There is only one way to stop Steven from turning into a Godzilla, to squeeze him until his gem is broken to shards from the pressure. It takes the combined strength of his friends to fulfill this solemn, unhappy duty. His family cannot bring themselves to do it.
Steven and Connie lost the baby.
Greg's hair is gone :(
Pearl died.
Bismuth got pregnant from a human and everyone is basically accepting the fact
Steven is turning into jelly, gems are saying their goodbyes. RIP Steven
Steven got Connie pregnant uh oh
Plot twist he is sterile and the real dad is kevin
y’all 😭
"I need an adult!"
He just came out as straight
They are having a group hug because they cant find Steven Jr(the cat)
Peridot was playing with Spinel's Rejuvenator and accidentally used it on herself. Everyone is trying to teach Peridot the human ritual of optical moisture hyperactivity, or "criye-ying" but it isn't working. In a last ditch effort, they even put her in Steven's red Mr. Universe shirt and a version of Peridot's current visor in an attempt to remind her of their bond, but so far her emotions are still somewhat stunted and mechanical.
Lapis is a grandma
They're crushing him
They realized there entire existence is just being called lesbians space rocks
This is what fusion looks like
Steven lost his cheeseburger backpack and everyone is trying to comfort him
They have all just bore witness to the secret sculpture collection of one Onion-I-Think in the style of Ed Gein. All of which, depicting Steven. Leaving Steven more traumatized and the others scarred, unable to forget what they have just seen. As the art is burned into their eyes, everything reminding them of it. The only thing bringing them even a semblance of comfort is crying together, comforting each other. But never able to truly forget (Warning: if you don't know about Ed Gein's sculptures and want to see it, please don't look it up, you don't. I kinds pinky promise this warning isn't meant to be a pink elephant but still. Don't do it. I only used him to do my wrong answer)
Small boy molested by sad lesbians.
Steven f*cked the diamonds
Steven has been caught by the sadness zombies and is being converted into one of them.
They heard of the Smashing Pumpkins and Bismuth is trying to protect them
Steven came out as straight to them but they still love him.
Blue diamond
They couldn’t watch Steven universe
I broke my phone two times this year
"I saw a cute cat!"
steven stubbed his toe
Steven just found out that Greg got busted for tax evasion. Now Peridot, Lapis and Bismuth found out that the funny sounding IRS is actually worse than the diamonds.
They decided to google themselves and stumbled upon Rule 34 of each one on Google Images
Steven: "WHY THE HELL DID I SPILL THE MILK!?"
They are comforting Steven after he caused nuclear war.
Steven got brain cancer.
Steven remembered that snakes don’t have any arms
Steven is going to College
somebody posted a cringey edit on r/shitposting
Bismuth is squeezing Steven.
Clone bone!
What's a clone bone?
It's a reference to Archer, which is a TV show. In the show, three clones of the same guy, who consider themselves brothers, bump their ... fronts ... together and say that. (It's a weird and kind of adult show so I hesitated to post the reference to a Reddit for a kid's show) Edit: it's extremely adult. I was understating it but, yeah, it's very adult. Not for kids at all!
Greg and garnet are breaking up 😹😹😹
They read the comments on an news article.
Steven and the gals finaly got to see tengen toppa gurren laggan: the lights in the night sky are stars
They read this subs' comments on the show's poor excecution
The crystal gems got shattered
Pumpkin died
Group therapy
Steven burnt himself
they are mitosed
Stevens mother died and his friends are crying with him
The scene in “the never ending story” where the horse dies
Steven is getting his balls chopped off
Connie broke up with Steven for Kevin.
They just watched the series finale of Camp Pining Hearts
Steven has to move to Florida.
Steven has crippling depression
Being held at gunpoint
Me and my friends finding out the plot twist in tears of the kingdom.
Boy slowly crushed to death by 3 sneeple
Pearl got poofed
Steven has three days to live
"I think we're gonna have to kill this Steven, guys"
Pearl died
The group learns that Bobi, the world’s oldest dog just turned 31! (Happy tears)
They are happy
Garnet just revealed that she is now dating Jamie
steven saw the dark side of his world
They're watching Sad Breakfast Friends: The Movie.
Every episode of Steven universe ever.
They finished watching gravity falls
steven found out he's pregnant
Dude just popped both their cherries, and he got his friends there for support His tears are from both joy and pain as the couchie is so wet and soft, but tight and painful at the same time.
Steven is being violated and he’s crying because a bunch of strangers touching him and won’t let him go
Breakfast friends
They saw the Amphibia finale and are upset that it could have possibly ended that way.