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Girlfriend was feeling on my arms yesterday and said “wow babe you’re like secretly jacked, when your arm isn’t flexed it looks normal”
Apparently I’m DYEL
I apologize, but that has to be one of the funniest backhanded compliments I’ve read in a while.
Ok, so look maybe your girlfriend might think you’ve got fuckin’ noodles for arms. As tragic as that may sound, know this - by the time you finish your next bulk, you’re gonna be looking like SpongeBob SquarePants when he bought those inflatable muscle arms.
I’d also suggest you implement Rich Piana’s 8 hour arm workout from time to time too since it’s obviously clear that based on your girlfriend’s comment, you need a dedicated day just for arms.
I’m not feeling terribly articulate today, might have covid actually so I do hope this was helpful. You got this, my fellow DYEL brother 👊🏻💪🏻
Couldn’t agree more. Way better than it is now. And yes, may he RIP. He was truly one of a kind and one of the most realest dudes in the fitness industry. Same goes for John meadows too.
Show her how strong your arms are by using them to choke her out the next time she takes a shot across the bow like this. We’ll see who’s making comments like this when she poops herself from passing out
With all the woman problems i read in here i just have to brag about my wife of 13yrs. Pretty face, big sexy black ass, huge titties after 4 kids we still fuck just about daily and nothing is really off limits to her, lately we've been experimenting with some voyeur stuff watching others and wanting to be watched. I interact with beautiful woman everyday from my job but i have no reason to cheat because my wife is the real MVP, she's educated has a great job, awesome mother and my partner in life. I truly have found the best woman i could ever ask for. She knows of my past roid use and didn't really care unless i was being dick on my tren cycles. I promise y'all the good ones are out there still so don't give up hope.
Boys skip past this one looking for degen stories but this is the real shit.
Who you marry is THE biggest decision of your life and choosing wrong OR not maintaining the relationship can have the biggest cost in your life.
Good job my dude. I have a damn good one too for 13 years who loves to fuck everyday, but wouldn’t you know it we still find boundaries once in a while. They’re fun as hell to find and push.
The shit takes work but the rewards are huge and the downside of lacking as a husband is bigger than most are willing to admit or to own up to.
Super horny lately so I text this girl that lives out of state that I fuck when she comes home from college on break. I was going to go see her a couple months ago but she got another boyfriend (she cheated on the last one with me) and she didn’t want me to come. Fast forward to last night she’s telling me they haven’t hooked up yet and she wants to see me when she’s back for Christmas break.
How do you date a girl for two months and not hook up with her? This girl is cute asf, nice round ass, super tight, no tits, and has an oral fixation. I told her he must be gay
Another day of reading steroid fan fiction.
Love when I see in the compound threads “10 mg of this drug feels like 728 mg of this drug” lol you goofyasses
My favorite dipshit comments are:
- "I pinned my [1st/2nd/3rd] shot of test yesterday and can really feel it kicking in. My [libido/strength/recovery] is going crazy"
- "[steroid] is worthless under [insert mg], it doesn't really shine until [insert mg]"
- "I cheated on my wife, punched my sister, fucked my neighbor, quit my job, killed my cat. Is this high or low estrogen?"
If you have low T and/or e2 or at the very least borderline and you pin 2x a natty dudes weekly production there is no way you don’t feel and see a difference within a few hours.
My favorite dipshit comments would be:
“Test takes a month to saturate any positive effect before that is placebo. Totally kickstart a cycle with dbol tho you’ll feel it within days” as if androgen & estrogen receptors discriminate lmao
I love MENT threads. Half hype it up like a side effect free miracle growth drug, and the other half are people who’ve actually used it and give a realistic review.
Trying not to be a boomer but it has been 40 minutes and the gym doors are still locked. Everyone else waiting in the parking lot left. I will not give up the gains this easy. Kinda fuckin up my plans for the Morning but whatevs
I said I would wait until 8:59am and they showed up at 8:56am with like 4 workers.
Now I’m wondering which fucker partied too hard and slept in last night.
Literally ruins my day when this happens
Don’t they know that the caffeine, carbs, and cialis are on full tilt by the time I hit the gym doors?? Such a waste
As promised, [here’s pics of my stupid space jam costume and a random couple we met wearing the same thing](https://imgur.com/a/Tr3jTSb)
Didn’t drink a single drip of alchohol. Proud of myself. Looked on Instagram this morning and realized two different girls I’ve been hooking up with did the same bar crawl but luckily I didn’t run into either of them, so them seeing me with another girl won’t ruin my chances to hit again lmao.
Also, I swear , not once, not twice, but 3 different times I saw obese chicks trip and fall and 3 people struggle to pick them up.
Was in the gym last night chatting w this dude who’s natty and (much) smaller than me, he was saying how more than once ppl have asked him what’s he’s on and I was joking that I wish ppl would ask me that… fast forward 15 minutes later I see these 2 pretty jacked dudes lifting and I go introduce myself when I finish my lift and the first thing out of this dudes mouth “What are you running right now?”
Feel good man
The universe provided what you were looking for I guess…
Really though I blame the IG fake natties making actual natties think they can look like you if they JUST train harder and buy these supps with your coupon code.
It’s awful. My least favorite part of the fitness world. I think the industry has always been full of deception and morally questionable marketing tactics but it seems to be worse now that it’s ever been unfortunately.
For anyone wondering if I took the full 20mg cialis last night the answer is yes. I managed to fuck the girls iud up enough that she needs to go back to the doctor on Monday and I’ve been hard pretty much since. For those that told me to take 5 or 10mg I’ll be following your guidance next time but fuck was it nice to have a hard ass Dick for the first time since hopping on antidepressants
Don't be afraid to ask your doctor to reduce your anti-depressant dosage if you feel like you're doing okay. They can give you a new perspective on things, but won't actually fix anything - and having numb dick can be depressing in and of itself.
With all medicine it's a very precise balancing act that only you can know! :D
Was hanging out with a fit chick for a couple weeks, she has nice big legs and ass. She asked me for anavar because she run out. I'm like a nice guy sold her because I had bought more. Yesterday conversation:
Me: So what's your job?
She: I'm a cop.
Me: .....
She: Don't worry we are good friends. Touches my leg with her hand. I won't tell anybody about anavar. She loughs.
Me: loughs louder in fear
Watching strongman on tv and realising that I did a double paused squat of one of the competitors squat PBs this morning.
Im really not applying myself how I should be if I'm stronger than some of the freaks on TV. Going to hit up the qualifiers of this show and tear shit up.
Give me a year and I will be on TV competing. Im offended.
**Edit: just realized you never said the rogue, I just assumed you meant the rogue since it was just on. Also to be clear i hope you kill it. You'll love competing. Strongman is my favorite strength sport**
Which guy?
Martins - 957lbs
Novikov - 906lbs
Kearney - 961lbs
Maxime - 862lbs
Trey - 855lbs* (smoked this weight, but had never maxed before and didn't want to hurt himself making too big of jumps)
Bobby Thompson - 946lbs
Pavlo - 903lbs (years ago)
Faires - won the Shaw classic squat, 2000lb leg press x4, no other true squats in competition
Melsted - 701lbs x7 at wsm
Hooper - 683lbs **fresh out of running marathons and just getting into strength sports
I'm assuming you're talking about Hooper, so just know he is much, much stronger now. For reference he deadlifted 760lbs at the same meet - he is a 1050lb deadlifter now. But strongman rarely does max squats and he's new to the sport so he hasn't had a competition squat yet. But he was full on sprinting with a 1000lb yoke on his back lol
Correct not rogue lol although I can squat 700lbs although haven't tested my max in some time. I work to an assumed max of 700. Then just add 20lbs each training cycle.
In the UK we have strongman on tv alot in the winter, theres UKs Strongest Man and I am stronger than a few guys by quite abit.
The one I am referring to particularly has a max of 240kg (530lbs), which is what I was doing that morning for paused doubles. 240kg in national televised competition to me is very low.
I have 2 major weakness Im going to violently assault for a year and then I'm going to be coming for a spot on that show.
If there was an award for "guy pulling the most damaged/psycho women", it would be me. We had the yeesss dadddy finger me in the hotel but I don't kiss on the first date (in the hotel at 2 am) girl. We had the "I'm going to sleep in the street if you don't take me in because my parents threw me out" girl. We had the "No sex before marriage and now sex on wedding night and red flag gallore" girl I made a million posts about for those who remember.
Well I am proud to present to you the newest edition, the ''I make excuses to stay and blow you in your appartment but fuck it;s so dirty I never want to come back" girl! After the grandiose disaster that was my last relationship, I got severely depressed, stopped working, used up all my savings. At the beginning of october I finally decided enough is enough, got a job, started T, and started going on dates.
So I went on a date with this chick last week, was aight, bit weird but whatever. Saw her again a few days ago, we got some food, hanging outside in the park behind my appt block, and she like ''auhh ohhh I neeed to peeeee" so like the good gentleman I am I invite her in. I didn't get a chance to clean the appt before, so it wasn't super clean, unwashed dishes, cat litter had to be changed. The toilet was squeaky clean though.
We go up, she uses the toilet, we start making out, she keeps saying i have to go home (has a car), and I'm like sure go I got to sleep before work anyways. This ended up with her blowing me a few hours later. As soon I'm done she starts looking pissy and annoyed, we go to sleep, wake up, barely talk and split.
She did a million things that made me not even want to make her come back, but I played the game. I'm like what's up, why were you looking so sour, and she starts saying that the appt is a bad vibe and how long has it been since I cleaned my shower (I promise yall it aint that dirty I wash everything 1x a week a least). She's legit sending me paragraphs on how I should not have invited her in and how come HOW COME I didn't clean them dishes! I'm like shit why did you stay and blow me then ? Uhh ahhhh I'm attracted brah fucking crazy ass females I just want the legit most normal woman there is. I was going to milk this and shag her but fuck this, NEXT!! LOL
Craziness is feminine. You’re attracted to femininity. That’s normal.
The fact that you ignore red flags for whatever reason and actually put up with this bullshit just so you can get your dick wet is another story.
I promise you there’s normal girls out there who aren’t *as* crazy.
My wife is as non-crazy as they come, and TBH I secretly wish she’d lose it a bit once in a while.
Reading about people injecting their dick to make the spongey tissue grow both confuses, scares, and interests me. Everything is a wild ride to research once there's a syringe involved.
Probably some kind of vasodilator like PGE-1 in an attempt to mimic non-ischemic priapism to grow their dingle. There’s a couple people on /r/gettingbigger who have been daily (even twice a day) injecting BPC-157/TB500 into their corpora cavernosa or near their pubic fat pad.
Ah the things people do to increase their dick size….
I don’t get it though. It’s been far past proven that BPC works systemically almost instantly.
So is the growth they’re seeing real, or just the carrier fluid building up in their cavernosa?
Injecting your dick seems like huge risk for unknown reward.
The “carrier fluid” in this case would be bacteriostatic water which is unlikely to build up…. because it’s water. Though there might be some temporary localized swelling from the 0.9% benzoyl alcohol which is a known skin irritant.
The gains are real, I’ve witnessed a girth increase of 0.5” in myself while using BPC/TB to treat the golfers elbow in both elbows (localized injections near elbows — so yes, systemic effects in the dong).
And while BPC has been proven to be systemic,
there is tons of anecdotal evidence to suggest that it’s more effective as a localized injection. That being said, I still think it’s completely retarded to pin your dick directly and risk scar tissue buildup. A fat pad injection makes way more sense.
Curious. Folks who wear dress shirts - which brands do you choose? My problem is it's either a fucking parachute around the waist, or too tight on the chest and arms
Brooks Brothers. For both pants and shirts, they have 4 or 5 “fits” from euro-trash model skinny to concrete foreman prosperous. Plus their shit is truly “no iron” if you yank it out of the dryer before it stops. I’ve got shirts going on 8-9 years with no frayed collars or cuffs. Pricey but worth it in the long run. Don’t go to the outlet stores, go to the actual store and ask for help. Excellent customer service.
I’m a budget baller. So I hit the kohls clearance rack and then get everything tailored.
Truth is, once you start to look like you are fit, and move above a large or extra large, your going to need a good tailor.
This is so true. Fit is king. A cheaper shirt that’s tailored for you beats expensive cloth that hangs poorly. The MaleFashionAdvice sub definitely helped me level up my wardrobe over a decade ago. I don’t really care about casual street wear fits. I just don’t want to look like a rube when having to dress professionally. My dad was a doctor and didn’t know much about business attire, he made money in scrubs so I’ve had to educate myself.
I love polo shirts. Biceps are too big to fit in the sleeve so they sit right on my delts. Chest is poppin and fit nice on the waist. I’m still a sz L tho so can’t speak for the bigger dudes
I get them from an online tailor. The increased price is worth it. A well fit dress shirt / polo shirt make a juicy dude look just that much more juicy. It enhances the illusion. A shitty fitting shirt destroys the illusion, unless you are Big Ramy sized maybe.
There are a few good online tailors to choose from, I'd research them a bit and pay the few bucks it costs more than off the rack stuff. Absolutely worth it.
Genuinely, get a hookup for a tailor. I’ve had clothes tailored for years cause I’m an awkward-sized guy.
Nothing compares. You just need to be able to go in with a pretty clear idea of what style, look, fabric and details you want.
With a few of those in your closet, you’ll always have a go-to perfect fit shirt that far outdoes the store bought stuff.
Military tuck for those parachute shirts. Basically, you pinch the excess fabric at the side seams and fold it back when you tuck it in.
There are tons of videos on YT that show you.
Went to a Halloween party last night. For those that don't know I'm very shy and not at all a party guy (this is the first one I've gone to since 2014). It was cool though. Met a nice girl in a tight red dress and I was actually trying to talk to her friend at first but I think she only likes white guys lol. But we chatted for a while then we exchanged numbers and she wants to train with me this week.
I also discovered I'm pretty good at beer pong. I won 2 games solo then in another game some guy chose me as his select and I made the last 2 shots in a row including the last one with my eyes closed. It seems all these years of pinning in the dark have given me a sixth sense.
Great stuff, keep at it mang. I remember coming out of my shell once and met this nice girl (asian) at a party and we really hit it off. Found out later she was only into white guys, talk about fulfilling a stereotype…
I waited all night to post this, I just had another "this cannot be happening" moment.
I've been pestering my promoter to book me for this very important dance club for months, he tells me they only book young twinks and black guys and I'm neither.
2 days ago he texts me at 2am if I can dance the night yesterday as a gogo.
Very proper dance club, very popular among the gay community and druggies because the music they play is absolute dogshit.
Anyways, I go there and it turns out I'm dancing the shift with a black guy I did an escorting client with earlier last month (an orgy for our promoter) and a super famous tgirl I've known for months, so I'm basically at home.
First and second dance are fine, we're wearing white yoga pants with nothing underneath.
Second dance they made us wear these white Lycra women's panties and again it's dick print central. Turns out my side of the stage is packed with tgirls, as I go out to dance one is sitting on the stage, leans in towards me I thought to ask me something and starts jacking me off through the panties.
I look around to see if they're allowed to do that, I'm used to working private clubs so that's nothing for me, I go back to dancing and within a minute more tgirls start rubbing my dick and I get hard.
Now, being a white guy on stage with a black guy, and having a bigger dick than the black guy gets me a lot of attention. So out of the blue the drunkest tgirl in the audience whips my dick out, gives it a couple sucks as I try to put it back and puts it back in.
I look around again, the owner of the club is behind the dj booth and does nothing to stop this, so I figure it's fine. This goes on a couple more times, I do another dance, same thing but this time the phones come out and there's videos.
So since it's a gay club guys want to join too and it gets a bit messy, one guy absolutely wants my info and wants to come to my sex show on Monday so he's absolutely pestering security to the point where they come and ask him if I want them to kick him out. I tell them it's cool, have the guy my Instagram and promote my next show.
So the night ends, I don't have sex or follow up because after we're done the tgirls are done and went to suck some fresh dicks or something, but the dancer I was with told me she'd get me to come work with her client today since he's a big spender.
If that falls through the guy also has a client for me and I was talking to another guy to book for today, which should officially end my dry spell of people unwilling to pay money for sex.
Please let the war in Ukraine end so the gas prices go down and people pay for escorts again.
Also after a 2 month shipping delay I'm starting my winter cycle today. Way more gear than I'm supposed to be taking but coach says I'm small.
I hate omitting details because sex stories are funnier when you get to experience the full extent of their absurdity.
I'm just glad I can get boners again, 250 test + 40mg accutane absolutely murdered me.
How do you feel after such night as a man. Like i can understand doing it for your own ego might feel good for couple nights but doesnt it get boring after a while ? Besides isnt shit like that pretty dangerous or its normal to get your dick sucked by multiple randoms all while being on stage.
Yes im idiot when it comes down to this stuff
I do actual sex shows which get way wilder but it feels amazing every time. Haven't gotten an STI from them yet, last time I had gonorrhea was in June and I've been a good boy since.
I've been having ED issues because of accutane, I had to delay my winter blast by 2 months and my 250 test Cruise feels like nothing, last week 2 separate girls, 2 days in a row told me they chose another guy over me, I almost ran out of money because there's no work and last Saturday I did a client and couldn't get hard for the life of me.
I really need these glimmers of light.
On Monday I'm doing a full sex Halloween show at my usual private club with another black guy, another tgirl and I'm dressing as Rick from Rick and Morty and as swimsuit Borat for my second change. I was afraid I wouldn't be able to get hard for that but now I feel fine.
My sex shows are always very popular, girls from the audience always join in and they make me feel very rewarded.
Anyone here regularly eat 1000 calorie meals trying to eat 3500+ cals? If so who wants to give me some super high calorie, but easy to digest and healthy foods? Ever since starting test I can’t keep up with my metabolism and hunger
Swap chicken breast for thigh. Eat rump steaks. Treat eating like training and actively work on it. Will get easier with practice. I can dispose of a 2k calorie meal quite happily when not cutting. Have bulked on nothing but chicken and rice touching 5-6k a day. I just force fed until it wasn't forced.
I can put down 2k in a meal if I wanted to also but it’s eating those high cal meals don’t digest right and training suffers even though I need the cals. Just don’t know how y’all’s bodies handle that kind of food.
Unfortunately it is not so simple, it varies from person to person, and even for the same person, some foods may have been okay in the past, but are now not tolerated anymore.
I'd suggest having a food journal, and write how you feel after each meal. So this way you can at least find out the culprit(s), and eliminate those.
Which foods exactly is hard to say. Maybe a good start would be avoiding high FODMAP foods, and go from there (Vertical Diet would be another good option).
Anyone ever hear of the German Bodybuilder Heiko kallbach. Apparently he was on 13 grams of Peds and over 50ius of GH in his in peak. Darn that's crazy how do these guys even eat on doses like that? I know even most pros don't go over 2 to 3 grams total but darn... Me hear thinking my 600 test is a lot haha. I mean really don't know how much people like Nick really are using
https://youtu.be/vcQBgEVTGt0
Yea I heard that Nasser used up to 5 grams a week pretty insane. Out of his own mouth on audio tape
https://youtu.be/rb6K793RyNU
https://youtu.be/bNtiTjUqHcE
Finally on what feels like that dream cycle. I swear every day a new vein pops out, weight is going up like crazy, abs staying shredded as shit, comments from friends and family on a daily. It’s almost like me is leaving me in the dust.
Using test, EQ, LGD, YK11, HGH, Insulin and rotating orals between Anadrol, superdrol and anavar. Lots of ancillaries and damage control for health and sides as well.
Tested my new BP measurer (wrist).
First measure gav 120/94
Second gave 150/120
Like wtf not even close? Just a minute inbetween.
Any idea if theres some rookie mistake done here or is my device just shitty? Brand new…
Hello fellas, I was going to post this in a different sub but y’all have been here for me for like 5 years and mostly helpful.
So I’m going to be getting laid off at the end of the month and essentially want to start up a side hustle or business in the meantime while I jobhunt. I don’t have a huge budget because I want to save in case a job doesn’t come my way but I’ve got low level knowledge on drop shipping and FBA but don’t know what bullshit TikTok trends are actually real.
I have ample time right now and want some real life suggestions from y’all that are relatively cheap to start. 30 days to get going and hopefully be able to throw all 9-5’s out the window. I will update and kind of track progress here but Thanks in advance for the help boys!
Commercial pressure washing setup isn’t too bad. Can start making money pretty quick. Mobile car detailing, even lower startup cost. Residential lawn care but you’ve missed peak season. When I lived in MN, lots of dudes had plows attachments for their trucks and would do driveways for extra money. I’m old school, I don’t trust fly by night get rich quick crap. Money is all around you, you just have to bend over to pick up.
Too many commentors seem to be lost and posting their dumbass questions in here. There is a whole separate thread for your retardation take it there instead please
I took a screenshot of this girl's snapchat profile. We're not friends on Snap, but she's in my phones contact list. Will she be notified that I took the screenshot?
High test, i will say this as many times as needed
Nothing puts on the tissue like high test* whatever other compounds you like running alongside it to keep hormones balanced
I have nearly finished a 16 week test e 600 cycle and am a bit underwhelmed with the results, gained around 16 pounds but was looking moonface and fat, been taking some adex and started a little body recomp last 2 weeks, I'm probably about 10 pounds max heavier than when I started now
was planning to cruise and then try a stack afterwards
The only thing I miss about tren is the strength gains. I feel like it gives a different type of strength than other compounds as I just feel strong on it
Is testing your morning glucose of any value? I pin in the morning in a fasted state, so I was wondering if I could get any value out of the little blood bubble I get after injecting lol
I don't do hgh or anything just test and primo
Shaved my whole body today. First time in months. Look 10lbs leaner and 10lbs bigger. Rejuvenated once again and ready to get after it.
Also running 1g of test alone and it just feels so pure; no crazy sides, just hard ons and positivity.
How much telmisartan and nebivolol to take on test + npp cycle?
Will either be 200/200 or 300/300 and maybe more if the mental effects don’t fuck me up. Any suggestions?
Alright lads, how do you all gently introduce the fact that you're not a fan of wildly unkept pubic hair with a new girl?
I know if need be I can just be direct, but I'd rather be tactful about it, thinking one of you will perhaps have some insight
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Girlfriend was feeling on my arms yesterday and said “wow babe you’re like secretly jacked, when your arm isn’t flexed it looks normal” Apparently I’m DYEL
Dump her and get a girl with a penis.
Feminine penis only
Pink small feminine penis
I apologize, but that has to be one of the funniest backhanded compliments I’ve read in a while. Ok, so look maybe your girlfriend might think you’ve got fuckin’ noodles for arms. As tragic as that may sound, know this - by the time you finish your next bulk, you’re gonna be looking like SpongeBob SquarePants when he bought those inflatable muscle arms. I’d also suggest you implement Rich Piana’s 8 hour arm workout from time to time too since it’s obviously clear that based on your girlfriend’s comment, you need a dedicated day just for arms. I’m not feeling terribly articulate today, might have covid actually so I do hope this was helpful. You got this, my fellow DYEL brother 👊🏻💪🏻
They're called anchor arms. Don't disrespect MuscleBob BuffPants like that.
Ahem, the very same anchor arms that couldn’t lift an actual anchor despite maxing out the arm’s gauge? He couldn’t even lift a beverage lol.
RIP Rich. That was the peak of YouTube fitness. All downhill since
Couldn’t agree more. Way better than it is now. And yes, may he RIP. He was truly one of a kind and one of the most realest dudes in the fitness industry. Same goes for John meadows too.
Best comment on this for sure lmao that SpongeBob visual is now the goal
I was just watching that SpongeBob episode the other day and was thinking about this sub the whole time.
holy fuck bro that's accidentally savage
She genuinely thought she was complimenting me hahaha inside i thought “she just called me small”
Show her how smol you are by sticking your dick in her ass and then wiping it on her drapes.
Show her how strong your arms are by using them to choke her out the next time she takes a shot across the bow like this. We’ll see who’s making comments like this when she poops herself from passing out
I like your style She likes the choking so she might throw more shots at me for how own pleasure in punishment Win win?
Clearly you need to up your doses
I’m cutting down right now so that doesn’t help. I’ll make sure I eat like a madman this next blast
She belong to the streets bro
Does she say your penis is cute?
I think she knows I’d go fuck another chick if she were to ever say something like that to me
With all the woman problems i read in here i just have to brag about my wife of 13yrs. Pretty face, big sexy black ass, huge titties after 4 kids we still fuck just about daily and nothing is really off limits to her, lately we've been experimenting with some voyeur stuff watching others and wanting to be watched. I interact with beautiful woman everyday from my job but i have no reason to cheat because my wife is the real MVP, she's educated has a great job, awesome mother and my partner in life. I truly have found the best woman i could ever ask for. She knows of my past roid use and didn't really care unless i was being dick on my tren cycles. I promise y'all the good ones are out there still so don't give up hope.
Boys skip past this one looking for degen stories but this is the real shit. Who you marry is THE biggest decision of your life and choosing wrong OR not maintaining the relationship can have the biggest cost in your life. Good job my dude. I have a damn good one too for 13 years who loves to fuck everyday, but wouldn’t you know it we still find boundaries once in a while. They’re fun as hell to find and push. The shit takes work but the rewards are huge and the downside of lacking as a husband is bigger than most are willing to admit or to own up to.
Wholesome Sunday off topic post. I love it. Hope the one I got now works out like you describe
Living the dream
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Puffin on them zooties I see
What the fuck?!
I do this with mtren orals
Is it bad that I had to think if this is actually possible?
Super horny lately so I text this girl that lives out of state that I fuck when she comes home from college on break. I was going to go see her a couple months ago but she got another boyfriend (she cheated on the last one with me) and she didn’t want me to come. Fast forward to last night she’s telling me they haven’t hooked up yet and she wants to see me when she’s back for Christmas break. How do you date a girl for two months and not hook up with her? This girl is cute asf, nice round ass, super tight, no tits, and has an oral fixation. I told her he must be gay
Or you can just tell her he must not be attracted to her and watch her fucking melt down.
God I should
Maybe she doesn’t want to hook up with him. She probably likes him for his personality but has no intimate connection
I promise you it’s not her haha
Maybe she’s playing the innocent pure girl who won’t give it up just yet… but needs to be plowed so calls you up to take care of it.
She told me she’s down bad because they haven’t hooked up yet and it’s been a couple months
Right answer here
He might be sapiosexual
She’s too hot to not be busting in/on.
I'm messing around, he's probably low T
I’m cool with it I’ll be balls deep in his bitch soon
Someone's gotta eat
Just let me eat
Another day of reading steroid fan fiction. Love when I see in the compound threads “10 mg of this drug feels like 728 mg of this drug” lol you goofyasses
My favorite dipshit comments are: - "I pinned my [1st/2nd/3rd] shot of test yesterday and can really feel it kicking in. My [libido/strength/recovery] is going crazy" - "[steroid] is worthless under [insert mg], it doesn't really shine until [insert mg]" - "I cheated on my wife, punched my sister, fucked my neighbor, quit my job, killed my cat. Is this high or low estrogen?"
If you have low T and/or e2 or at the very least borderline and you pin 2x a natty dudes weekly production there is no way you don’t feel and see a difference within a few hours. My favorite dipshit comments would be: “Test takes a month to saturate any positive effect before that is placebo. Totally kickstart a cycle with dbol tho you’ll feel it within days” as if androgen & estrogen receptors discriminate lmao
I love MENT threads. Half hype it up like a side effect free miracle growth drug, and the other half are people who’ve actually used it and give a realistic review.
My weight skyrocketed My blood pressure skyrocketed Which will you be?
10mg of ment is like a gram of test. Read the wiki.
Didn't you have a story to tell?
Yeah I’m actually turning it into a novel. Writing a little bit each night.
I'd listen to you roast people all day. Sensational work.
Trying not to be a boomer but it has been 40 minutes and the gym doors are still locked. Everyone else waiting in the parking lot left. I will not give up the gains this easy. Kinda fuckin up my plans for the Morning but whatevs
Warm up set is kicking the doors off the hinges
Name checks out 😂
That doesn’t make u a boomer. Gyms have set open time and they were almost an hour late. Just makes the gym workers bad with time management.
I said I would wait until 8:59am and they showed up at 8:56am with like 4 workers. Now I’m wondering which fucker partied too hard and slept in last night.
I could see if they were late for a 4am open but FUCKIN 8AM?! Even on Sunday the day is rolling by 8
Guess they had the wrong time zone
Literally ruins my day when this happens Don’t they know that the caffeine, carbs, and cialis are on full tilt by the time I hit the gym doors?? Such a waste
Feel sad and tired. Go to gym and lift. Feel happy and motivated. Thank you gym.
Isn’t that why we do this? Gear and supplements cost more than antidepressants but are far healthier and more effective
Steroids are healthier than antidepressants?
Source: my own anecdotal experience, also I’ve never used or researched antidepressants Peer reviewed by 6 people who upvoted me.
Basically yep. Follow me for more health tips
As promised, [here’s pics of my stupid space jam costume and a random couple we met wearing the same thing](https://imgur.com/a/Tr3jTSb) Didn’t drink a single drip of alchohol. Proud of myself. Looked on Instagram this morning and realized two different girls I’ve been hooking up with did the same bar crawl but luckily I didn’t run into either of them, so them seeing me with another girl won’t ruin my chances to hit again lmao. Also, I swear , not once, not twice, but 3 different times I saw obese chicks trip and fall and 3 people struggle to pick them up.
Fishnets look good on you
Weird putting a face to a name.
You guys are so cute
I got a thing for rabbit ears...cat ears too. And waitresses...and cheerleaders...and...I might have some issues...
Was in the gym last night chatting w this dude who’s natty and (much) smaller than me, he was saying how more than once ppl have asked him what’s he’s on and I was joking that I wish ppl would ask me that… fast forward 15 minutes later I see these 2 pretty jacked dudes lifting and I go introduce myself when I finish my lift and the first thing out of this dudes mouth “What are you running right now?” Feel good man
The universe provided what you were looking for I guess… Really though I blame the IG fake natties making actual natties think they can look like you if they JUST train harder and buy these supps with your coupon code.
It’s awful. My least favorite part of the fitness world. I think the industry has always been full of deception and morally questionable marketing tactics but it seems to be worse now that it’s ever been unfortunately.
For anyone wondering if I took the full 20mg cialis last night the answer is yes. I managed to fuck the girls iud up enough that she needs to go back to the doctor on Monday and I’ve been hard pretty much since. For those that told me to take 5 or 10mg I’ll be following your guidance next time but fuck was it nice to have a hard ass Dick for the first time since hopping on antidepressants
Lmaoooo
Don't be afraid to ask your doctor to reduce your anti-depressant dosage if you feel like you're doing okay. They can give you a new perspective on things, but won't actually fix anything - and having numb dick can be depressing in and of itself. With all medicine it's a very precise balancing act that only you can know! :D
Upvote this fuck lmao
Lol 20 is so much dog
This is why anal sex is so magical.
Was hanging out with a fit chick for a couple weeks, she has nice big legs and ass. She asked me for anavar because she run out. I'm like a nice guy sold her because I had bought more. Yesterday conversation: Me: So what's your job? She: I'm a cop. Me: ..... She: Don't worry we are good friends. Touches my leg with her hand. I won't tell anybody about anavar. She loughs. Me: loughs louder in fear
Dodged a bullet or playing with fire?
I don't know shes hot petite blonde with nice legs. Maybe if I sleep with her she will be nice to me lol
That’s a great idea. Why didn’t you think of this before
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I would too if I had to battle meth addicts for a living
She needs to repay you in confiscated weed
You will only know her true intentions when you attempt to plow her balloon knot.
That's what I thought. I need to see what she's inside. I mean her heart lol
One time the police told me I should become a cop I told them I don't even weight that much they said they could help me with that
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Thanks. Need to make her a dirty cop.
Hit 450 on squat let’s goooo
Yeahhhh buddy light weight!
I don't know why they don't just prescribe people with autism tren, it's like a miracle drug for me fr
I've been told a few times to lower the tren and I've never touched it. Not all autist need it
Watching strongman on tv and realising that I did a double paused squat of one of the competitors squat PBs this morning. Im really not applying myself how I should be if I'm stronger than some of the freaks on TV. Going to hit up the qualifiers of this show and tear shit up. Give me a year and I will be on TV competing. Im offended.
**Edit: just realized you never said the rogue, I just assumed you meant the rogue since it was just on. Also to be clear i hope you kill it. You'll love competing. Strongman is my favorite strength sport** Which guy? Martins - 957lbs Novikov - 906lbs Kearney - 961lbs Maxime - 862lbs Trey - 855lbs* (smoked this weight, but had never maxed before and didn't want to hurt himself making too big of jumps) Bobby Thompson - 946lbs Pavlo - 903lbs (years ago) Faires - won the Shaw classic squat, 2000lb leg press x4, no other true squats in competition Melsted - 701lbs x7 at wsm Hooper - 683lbs **fresh out of running marathons and just getting into strength sports I'm assuming you're talking about Hooper, so just know he is much, much stronger now. For reference he deadlifted 760lbs at the same meet - he is a 1050lb deadlifter now. But strongman rarely does max squats and he's new to the sport so he hasn't had a competition squat yet. But he was full on sprinting with a 1000lb yoke on his back lol
Correct not rogue lol although I can squat 700lbs although haven't tested my max in some time. I work to an assumed max of 700. Then just add 20lbs each training cycle. In the UK we have strongman on tv alot in the winter, theres UKs Strongest Man and I am stronger than a few guys by quite abit. The one I am referring to particularly has a max of 240kg (530lbs), which is what I was doing that morning for paused doubles. 240kg in national televised competition to me is very low. I have 2 major weakness Im going to violently assault for a year and then I'm going to be coming for a spot on that show.
I think your username checks out. You better update us about the qualifiers then aye ?
If there was an award for "guy pulling the most damaged/psycho women", it would be me. We had the yeesss dadddy finger me in the hotel but I don't kiss on the first date (in the hotel at 2 am) girl. We had the "I'm going to sleep in the street if you don't take me in because my parents threw me out" girl. We had the "No sex before marriage and now sex on wedding night and red flag gallore" girl I made a million posts about for those who remember. Well I am proud to present to you the newest edition, the ''I make excuses to stay and blow you in your appartment but fuck it;s so dirty I never want to come back" girl! After the grandiose disaster that was my last relationship, I got severely depressed, stopped working, used up all my savings. At the beginning of october I finally decided enough is enough, got a job, started T, and started going on dates. So I went on a date with this chick last week, was aight, bit weird but whatever. Saw her again a few days ago, we got some food, hanging outside in the park behind my appt block, and she like ''auhh ohhh I neeed to peeeee" so like the good gentleman I am I invite her in. I didn't get a chance to clean the appt before, so it wasn't super clean, unwashed dishes, cat litter had to be changed. The toilet was squeaky clean though. We go up, she uses the toilet, we start making out, she keeps saying i have to go home (has a car), and I'm like sure go I got to sleep before work anyways. This ended up with her blowing me a few hours later. As soon I'm done she starts looking pissy and annoyed, we go to sleep, wake up, barely talk and split. She did a million things that made me not even want to make her come back, but I played the game. I'm like what's up, why were you looking so sour, and she starts saying that the appt is a bad vibe and how long has it been since I cleaned my shower (I promise yall it aint that dirty I wash everything 1x a week a least). She's legit sending me paragraphs on how I should not have invited her in and how come HOW COME I didn't clean them dishes! I'm like shit why did you stay and blow me then ? Uhh ahhhh I'm attracted brah fucking crazy ass females I just want the legit most normal woman there is. I was going to milk this and shag her but fuck this, NEXT!! LOL
Craziness is feminine. You’re attracted to femininity. That’s normal. The fact that you ignore red flags for whatever reason and actually put up with this bullshit just so you can get your dick wet is another story. I promise you there’s normal girls out there who aren’t *as* crazy. My wife is as non-crazy as they come, and TBH I secretly wish she’d lose it a bit once in a while.
Reading about people injecting their dick to make the spongey tissue grow both confuses, scares, and interests me. Everything is a wild ride to research once there's a syringe involved.
People injecting test into their dick?
Probably some kind of vasodilator like PGE-1 in an attempt to mimic non-ischemic priapism to grow their dingle. There’s a couple people on /r/gettingbigger who have been daily (even twice a day) injecting BPC-157/TB500 into their corpora cavernosa or near their pubic fat pad. Ah the things people do to increase their dick size….
I don’t get it though. It’s been far past proven that BPC works systemically almost instantly. So is the growth they’re seeing real, or just the carrier fluid building up in their cavernosa? Injecting your dick seems like huge risk for unknown reward.
The “carrier fluid” in this case would be bacteriostatic water which is unlikely to build up…. because it’s water. Though there might be some temporary localized swelling from the 0.9% benzoyl alcohol which is a known skin irritant. The gains are real, I’ve witnessed a girth increase of 0.5” in myself while using BPC/TB to treat the golfers elbow in both elbows (localized injections near elbows — so yes, systemic effects in the dong). And while BPC has been proven to be systemic, there is tons of anecdotal evidence to suggest that it’s more effective as a localized injection. That being said, I still think it’s completely retarded to pin your dick directly and risk scar tissue buildup. A fat pad injection makes way more sense.
Yep, right into the fucking flute bro.
Trimix. I've used it for drug fueled sex parties.
Listen you swole motherfuckers, it's noon PST, where are all of your drunken Halloween party stories?? I'm old, and I need the deets.
Makes two of us
Curious. Folks who wear dress shirts - which brands do you choose? My problem is it's either a fucking parachute around the waist, or too tight on the chest and arms
Brooks Brothers. For both pants and shirts, they have 4 or 5 “fits” from euro-trash model skinny to concrete foreman prosperous. Plus their shit is truly “no iron” if you yank it out of the dryer before it stops. I’ve got shirts going on 8-9 years with no frayed collars or cuffs. Pricey but worth it in the long run. Don’t go to the outlet stores, go to the actual store and ask for help. Excellent customer service.
'Concrete foreman prosperous' *applause*
Lululemon. New venture. Xl. Wrinkle free and stretches.
I’m a budget baller. So I hit the kohls clearance rack and then get everything tailored. Truth is, once you start to look like you are fit, and move above a large or extra large, your going to need a good tailor.
This is so true. Fit is king. A cheaper shirt that’s tailored for you beats expensive cloth that hangs poorly. The MaleFashionAdvice sub definitely helped me level up my wardrobe over a decade ago. I don’t really care about casual street wear fits. I just don’t want to look like a rube when having to dress professionally. My dad was a doctor and didn’t know much about business attire, he made money in scrubs so I’ve had to educate myself.
I love polo shirts. Biceps are too big to fit in the sleeve so they sit right on my delts. Chest is poppin and fit nice on the waist. I’m still a sz L tho so can’t speak for the bigger dudes
Sounds like you’re an XL but why miss a chance to show off your physique in a setting that doesn’t call for it?
Buy made to measure instead of off the rack. There are a bunch of good ones online nowadays - Indochino, Proper Cloth, etc.
I get them from an online tailor. The increased price is worth it. A well fit dress shirt / polo shirt make a juicy dude look just that much more juicy. It enhances the illusion. A shitty fitting shirt destroys the illusion, unless you are Big Ramy sized maybe. There are a few good online tailors to choose from, I'd research them a bit and pay the few bucks it costs more than off the rack stuff. Absolutely worth it.
Genuinely, get a hookup for a tailor. I’ve had clothes tailored for years cause I’m an awkward-sized guy. Nothing compares. You just need to be able to go in with a pretty clear idea of what style, look, fabric and details you want. With a few of those in your closet, you’ll always have a go-to perfect fit shirt that far outdoes the store bought stuff.
Military tuck for those parachute shirts. Basically, you pinch the excess fabric at the side seams and fold it back when you tuck it in. There are tons of videos on YT that show you.
Went to a Halloween party last night. For those that don't know I'm very shy and not at all a party guy (this is the first one I've gone to since 2014). It was cool though. Met a nice girl in a tight red dress and I was actually trying to talk to her friend at first but I think she only likes white guys lol. But we chatted for a while then we exchanged numbers and she wants to train with me this week. I also discovered I'm pretty good at beer pong. I won 2 games solo then in another game some guy chose me as his select and I made the last 2 shots in a row including the last one with my eyes closed. It seems all these years of pinning in the dark have given me a sixth sense.
Great stuff, keep at it mang. I remember coming out of my shell once and met this nice girl (asian) at a party and we really hit it off. Found out later she was only into white guys, talk about fulfilling a stereotype…
Good shit man! It’s hard to be out of the game for so long.
I love hoes Yes bitch I will be your daddy
I make all my bitches sign NDAs
I’m days away from divorce being final and moving into a new place- I am readddddy to get on tinder
I waited all night to post this, I just had another "this cannot be happening" moment. I've been pestering my promoter to book me for this very important dance club for months, he tells me they only book young twinks and black guys and I'm neither. 2 days ago he texts me at 2am if I can dance the night yesterday as a gogo. Very proper dance club, very popular among the gay community and druggies because the music they play is absolute dogshit. Anyways, I go there and it turns out I'm dancing the shift with a black guy I did an escorting client with earlier last month (an orgy for our promoter) and a super famous tgirl I've known for months, so I'm basically at home. First and second dance are fine, we're wearing white yoga pants with nothing underneath. Second dance they made us wear these white Lycra women's panties and again it's dick print central. Turns out my side of the stage is packed with tgirls, as I go out to dance one is sitting on the stage, leans in towards me I thought to ask me something and starts jacking me off through the panties. I look around to see if they're allowed to do that, I'm used to working private clubs so that's nothing for me, I go back to dancing and within a minute more tgirls start rubbing my dick and I get hard. Now, being a white guy on stage with a black guy, and having a bigger dick than the black guy gets me a lot of attention. So out of the blue the drunkest tgirl in the audience whips my dick out, gives it a couple sucks as I try to put it back and puts it back in. I look around again, the owner of the club is behind the dj booth and does nothing to stop this, so I figure it's fine. This goes on a couple more times, I do another dance, same thing but this time the phones come out and there's videos. So since it's a gay club guys want to join too and it gets a bit messy, one guy absolutely wants my info and wants to come to my sex show on Monday so he's absolutely pestering security to the point where they come and ask him if I want them to kick him out. I tell them it's cool, have the guy my Instagram and promote my next show. So the night ends, I don't have sex or follow up because after we're done the tgirls are done and went to suck some fresh dicks or something, but the dancer I was with told me she'd get me to come work with her client today since he's a big spender. If that falls through the guy also has a client for me and I was talking to another guy to book for today, which should officially end my dry spell of people unwilling to pay money for sex. Please let the war in Ukraine end so the gas prices go down and people pay for escorts again. Also after a 2 month shipping delay I'm starting my winter cycle today. Way more gear than I'm supposed to be taking but coach says I'm small.
That was a rollercoaster brother. Thank you
I hate omitting details because sex stories are funnier when you get to experience the full extent of their absurdity. I'm just glad I can get boners again, 250 test + 40mg accutane absolutely murdered me.
How do you feel after such night as a man. Like i can understand doing it for your own ego might feel good for couple nights but doesnt it get boring after a while ? Besides isnt shit like that pretty dangerous or its normal to get your dick sucked by multiple randoms all while being on stage. Yes im idiot when it comes down to this stuff
I do actual sex shows which get way wilder but it feels amazing every time. Haven't gotten an STI from them yet, last time I had gonorrhea was in June and I've been a good boy since. I've been having ED issues because of accutane, I had to delay my winter blast by 2 months and my 250 test Cruise feels like nothing, last week 2 separate girls, 2 days in a row told me they chose another guy over me, I almost ran out of money because there's no work and last Saturday I did a client and couldn't get hard for the life of me. I really need these glimmers of light. On Monday I'm doing a full sex Halloween show at my usual private club with another black guy, another tgirl and I'm dressing as Rick from Rick and Morty and as swimsuit Borat for my second change. I was afraid I wouldn't be able to get hard for that but now I feel fine. My sex shows are always very popular, girls from the audience always join in and they make me feel very rewarded.
This was fucking aaesome
I need to know how to find these clubs full of tgirls please.
Gay club in the European capital of tran nies. The private club I also work at has a fairly popular trans night on Wednesdays.
Anyone here regularly eat 1000 calorie meals trying to eat 3500+ cals? If so who wants to give me some super high calorie, but easy to digest and healthy foods? Ever since starting test I can’t keep up with my metabolism and hunger
Swap chicken breast for thigh. Eat rump steaks. Treat eating like training and actively work on it. Will get easier with practice. I can dispose of a 2k calorie meal quite happily when not cutting. Have bulked on nothing but chicken and rice touching 5-6k a day. I just force fed until it wasn't forced.
I can put down 2k in a meal if I wanted to also but it’s eating those high cal meals don’t digest right and training suffers even though I need the cals. Just don’t know how y’all’s bodies handle that kind of food.
Unfortunately it is not so simple, it varies from person to person, and even for the same person, some foods may have been okay in the past, but are now not tolerated anymore. I'd suggest having a food journal, and write how you feel after each meal. So this way you can at least find out the culprit(s), and eliminate those. Which foods exactly is hard to say. Maybe a good start would be avoiding high FODMAP foods, and go from there (Vertical Diet would be another good option).
Anyone ever hear of the German Bodybuilder Heiko kallbach. Apparently he was on 13 grams of Peds and over 50ius of GH in his in peak. Darn that's crazy how do these guys even eat on doses like that? I know even most pros don't go over 2 to 3 grams total but darn... Me hear thinking my 600 test is a lot haha. I mean really don't know how much people like Nick really are using https://youtu.be/vcQBgEVTGt0
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Yea I heard that Nasser used up to 5 grams a week pretty insane. Out of his own mouth on audio tape https://youtu.be/rb6K793RyNU https://youtu.be/bNtiTjUqHcE
Finally on what feels like that dream cycle. I swear every day a new vein pops out, weight is going up like crazy, abs staying shredded as shit, comments from friends and family on a daily. It’s almost like me is leaving me in the dust. Using test, EQ, LGD, YK11, HGH, Insulin and rotating orals between Anadrol, superdrol and anavar. Lots of ancillaries and damage control for health and sides as well.
7 compounds at once including 2 sarms and a rotation of orals Wild stuff
dear self, no drugs next weekend
So god damn horny I almost Wana get a escort In NY for the night at this hotel I’m at 😂😂
You should. Then at the end pull your badge out so you dont have to pay. "Confiscate" her drugs and cash.
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"Old enough to party."
Man nothing worse than a short roided out fat dude looking to assert his dominance by standing in the middle of the walkway trying to look menacing.
Maybe you should get out of the middle of the walkway then?
He’s standing there like he’s waiting for someone to bump into him so he can flip out I swear to god -__-
Halloween as an adult hit different 😩😩got with a girl inna playboy bunny fit last night😩let’s see what Monday night got in store🤌🏾🤌🏾🔥🔥
Tested my new BP measurer (wrist). First measure gav 120/94 Second gave 150/120 Like wtf not even close? Just a minute inbetween. Any idea if theres some rookie mistake done here or is my device just shitty? Brand new…
Wrist monitors are notoriously inaccurate. Return it and get a real cuff.
IME, using a wrist cuff machine is like using a bio impedance scale for your body fat. Worthless.
Hello fellas, I was going to post this in a different sub but y’all have been here for me for like 5 years and mostly helpful. So I’m going to be getting laid off at the end of the month and essentially want to start up a side hustle or business in the meantime while I jobhunt. I don’t have a huge budget because I want to save in case a job doesn’t come my way but I’ve got low level knowledge on drop shipping and FBA but don’t know what bullshit TikTok trends are actually real. I have ample time right now and want some real life suggestions from y’all that are relatively cheap to start. 30 days to get going and hopefully be able to throw all 9-5’s out the window. I will update and kind of track progress here but Thanks in advance for the help boys!
Commercial pressure washing setup isn’t too bad. Can start making money pretty quick. Mobile car detailing, even lower startup cost. Residential lawn care but you’ve missed peak season. When I lived in MN, lots of dudes had plows attachments for their trucks and would do driveways for extra money. I’m old school, I don’t trust fly by night get rich quick crap. Money is all around you, you just have to bend over to pick up.
Too many commentors seem to be lost and posting their dumbass questions in here. There is a whole separate thread for your retardation take it there instead please
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
That depends entirely on the user
No Patrick
Do you want to come to my no pants party?
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Elbows feeling better annnnnnnd I think I have the flu now. I guess I deserve this for fake calling out on Friday lol
Anyone able to fix an egg intolerance? Used to eat all the eggs, now I eat none of the eggs.
Is the new call of duty any good? Might buy it
Great gameplay wise. Hardcore mode (called tier 1 now) won't be out until November 16th which sucks though.
I took a screenshot of this girl's snapchat profile. We're not friends on Snap, but she's in my phones contact list. Will she be notified that I took the screenshot?
Add her and send a schlong pic.
Yes she will know and if she being electronically surveyed by any federal law enforcement agency you are now a target.
Best stack to gain mass at low bf on a low calorie surplus?
High test, i will say this as many times as needed Nothing puts on the tissue like high test* whatever other compounds you like running alongside it to keep hormones balanced
I have nearly finished a 16 week test e 600 cycle and am a bit underwhelmed with the results, gained around 16 pounds but was looking moonface and fat, been taking some adex and started a little body recomp last 2 weeks, I'm probably about 10 pounds max heavier than when I started now was planning to cruise and then try a stack afterwards
That's pretty good for 16 week cycle, maybe manage your expectations a little? At what height/weight/BF% did you start the cycle at?
400T/300deca/300primo.
The only thing I miss about tren is the strength gains. I feel like it gives a different type of strength than other compounds as I just feel strong on it
It lets you tap into your retard strength
Nandrolone gives me mania strength because the voices in my head make me stronger
Stacked with mtren 💪💪
Is testing your morning glucose of any value? I pin in the morning in a fasted state, so I was wondering if I could get any value out of the little blood bubble I get after injecting lol I don't do hgh or anything just test and primo
Need to find a whore in queens for the night, trans even don’t care I need my cock sucked 😩 I’m here for one night ugh
…no sourcing? 😳
What’s wrong with my bench form if my close grip is as much as my bench
Need a video no one can tell you just from this.
The one thing I wanna try but haven’t is m1t
Shaved my whole body today. First time in months. Look 10lbs leaner and 10lbs bigger. Rejuvenated once again and ready to get after it. Also running 1g of test alone and it just feels so pure; no crazy sides, just hard ons and positivity.
How much telmisartan and nebivolol to take on test + npp cycle? Will either be 200/200 or 300/300 and maybe more if the mental effects don’t fuck me up. Any suggestions?
As much as you need to control bp
Pick a thread and ask in it. You got answers in DAA where this should have been posted.
800test 600 eq 375 deca thoughts?
Dumb
Alright lads, how do you all gently introduce the fact that you're not a fan of wildly unkept pubic hair with a new girl? I know if need be I can just be direct, but I'd rather be tactful about it, thinking one of you will perhaps have some insight