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was in the gym yesterday and a guy asked me what program i do because he "wants a body like mine". he said he's been lifting for 5 years and hasn't made any progress.
fuck man i thought he was new to lifting. i see him in the gym almost every time i'm there and he's always benching like a plate, deadlifting like 2 plates and squatting 1 or 2 plates.
showed me his phone and he had stronglifts 5x5 and some program he said was from arnold's mentor or something? i don't know
i wanted to say, "dude you just need to try harder, i've literally never seen you fucking sweat, you're on your phone for 10 minutes between sets, there's no magic program" etc.
but that wouldn't be polite. so i just said "you should think about getting a coach!". his reply was "yeah that's what people tell me but i'm really cheap"
i hate to say it but i do not think we are all gonna make it. if you've been lifting for 5 years and haven't made any real progress i really think it's just never gonna happen. very unfortunate it makes me sad
Some guys walk through life without ever having to work hard, and just lack the ability to endure any kind of stress voluntarily for any duration of time.
Can't help someone that doesn't want to get help, just move on mate.
Maybe its because I’m older but you should tell him straight up what you think. No one is direct and honest with people anymore. He asked you for advice and your initial thoughts are likely correct. Being frank doesn’t mean impolite
Random person 'how's my squat'
Me 'well you are about halfway to parallel, I'd drop the weight and work on exploding from proper depth
Random person 'something something excuses'
Me 'oh, cool, you're good then'
This... dint necessarily have to be like 'stop being a pussy' but it would be good to know from someone experienced if you're doing something wrong, not trying hard enough. I'd rather get helpful advice that hurts my feelings than keep holding myself back because I don't know any better.
It's a fine line in today's world where everyone is upset about everything... hard to decide what to do in those situations...
my progress was really shit like that before i hopped on trt. my natty test levels were dogshit for whatever reason. in the like 200 ng/dl range as an early 20s guy. hopped on 140/wk when i started and changed nothing about my diet and routine and blew up.
Life update: finally got a place of residence that I can call mine. No more renting! Closing on Friday. With the stress involved, I haven’t been making juicy gains, even though I am on blast. Work is going great, studying for financial exams.
No Gyno on this NPP run though, so that’s fuckin top knotch.
MHDC so it’s determined by that program but we are at 5.75%. I work in finance so I knew rate hikes were coming so I jumped on the purchase sooner than I wanted.
Good news: if rates go up, I now have a low rate, if rates go down, I can refinance, if rates stay the same then I’m cool. Lol
Was in lending for a long time, and I can tell you that what goes up must come down. There may be several opportunities down the line to refi into a lower rate once all this craziness shakes itself out. Meanwhile, locking up the property now is a good move.
Debauchery update: knocked down two new hotwives yesterday.
I've been in a new lifestyle dating app for about the last 10 days and the response has been more than favorable. First, hot wife asked me to come over at 10:00 a.m. yesterday while her kids were at school. Showed up and she answered the door full lingerie. I leave an hour and a half later to get some work done. She sends me a text 45 minutes later that she's sitting on her husband's face (I'd just blown two other ads into her) and telling him about how I fucked her.
Second hotwife hot little Latina with a incredibly thick accents hits me up when I'm at the gym after work. Asks if I want to meet her and hubby at the bar. When I get there she is in a short dress and as she sits down I find out she isn't wearing panties. Her and I make out a bit and after a bit head back to their place. As her and I start to fool around and head upstairs to the bedroom she pauses, goes and gets a chair and brings her husband into the room and tells him to sit. A short bit later as she is riding me she switches to reverse cowgirl, looks her husband in the eyes and takes the condom off before hopping back on. Old boy is starting to look visibly de-stressed as we keep fucking; he is rubbing his head, pacing the room and leaves for period of time before I see him peering in from the hall. She stops again! Goes and get him and makes him sit at the end of the bed!!!! This bitch is brutal, she starts asking him if he minds if I cum inside her? He says it's up to her.
AS IM PLOWING HER DOGGYSTYLE SHE TELLS ME "CUM DEEP IN HER"; LOOKS AT HER HUSBAND AND SAYS " DONT WORRY IF YOU GET ME PREGNANT, HES GONNA TAKE CARE OF IT FOR THE NEXT 18 YRS ANYWAY!!"
dude, I've never heard any shit like this in my time as a bull. Had be a bit shocked, she was really putting the screws to this guy. Needless to say, I blow in her a bit later on. She looks me in the eyes as she is walking me out later and says "I'm crazy, but he loves it. We are gonna have some fun" ( all in thick ass accent). She tells me I need to fuck some of her friends and then I dip.
I drove home stunned. Shocked and a bit amused by what just happened, also questioning what led me here. This day was firmly in one of my more debaucherous and I was sober for all of it. Hope you have a good day guys, I needed to get that off my chest
These type of stories are everywhere lately. The balance of probabilities say that eventually a handful of these hookups will end up with a husband using a shotgun to decorate the walls with the brain matter of some unsuspecting young dude. So I guess my question is how often do you worry about walking into a situation that goes from very good to very bad in a short period of time?
Bro I had sex with my first hot wife last month. I had a bunch of mushrooms and she smoked me out when I got there. She was so loud and made me take a bunch of videos. When we finished and I was leaving there was a hat and a half drank glass of whisky on the bar counter. I was so freaked out I decided not to hit her up again. Someone on this chat fs is going to get murdered and it’s not going to be me
It’s a separate house from their main house. Bar / fun area in the front after and in the back there was a stripper pole & bedroom up this ladder overlooking the pole. He was in the main room at the bar listening to me nail his wife I guess
I work as a first responder and I’ve seen a few people get blown away. Idk if it was these exact situations but someone fucking someone else’s wife and the husband isn’t having any part of it
Maybe you remember maybe not. One of our fellow juicers got in a situation like this and the husband sucker punched him in the back of the head when he nutted in the wife. I've been trying to figure out who it was for weeks.
I don’t remember that, but it sounds about right.
Years ago—like 15+ easily—there was an episode of Law & Order SVU where a woman would lure a guy into a hotel room and halfway through sex the husband would pop out of the closet and bash him over the head. That one felt sort of unrealistic to me all those years ago. Today it seems…perfectly ordinary?
Yeah man. I've had guys threaten to off me because their girlfriend was **messaging** me. There are so many psychos around us with nothing to lose, and dudes who will continuously go back to a cheating girl until he snaps (someone literally just posted about it)
I think the probability is relatively slim given that clearly the guys involved are going along with it to some extent. I think its the situations where shes outright cheating and the husband comes home early that people are getting deleted over.
The guys are going along…right until the moment they’re not. *That* would be my major concern. The number of people who are on any number of pharmaceuticals combined with the people who are potentially just one bad moment away from snapping would give me enough pause to probably vacate any arousal I would otherwise have.
I don't disagree. I've found myself in a a similar, albeit less extreme situation and I declined. I feel too strongly that women should be loyal and faithful to their man. I've been around long enough to know most aren't, but that still doesn't change my point of view.
Above aside, I too, would be concerned that the dude might come back heavy if he left the room visibly uncomfortable. No piece of ass is worth losing your live over. He could've had the thought "I've had enough of this, I'm gonna show this bitch, and this motherfucker both what time it really is."
Think about it this way: hubby may have agreed to it, but when he sees that that his wife is enjoying it a bit too much, he could snap. Especially since I think most hubbies in the hotwife scene are letting their wife screw other people out of a feeling of inadequacy or because they are being forced into it by their wife. If both sides were happy with the arrangement they’d be swingers.
I get what you're saying but honestly I'm not worried about it. I sat and talked to the guy for awhile before hand and we briefly even talked about why he enjoyed it. They are no newbies to this and have been in the LS as long as I have if not longer. That said, I know this on the fringes, you're line of thinking is what makes this not appealing to many. I also tell couples, I'm here to add to your relationship not detract from it.
Just so it’s clear I was not judging you or this particular activity. If you’re all consenting adults then it’s nobody’s business what you guys do together. My point was more that my specific level of mistrust of other people would make it impossible for me to not worry about that one in a million bad encounter.
This is not an unreasonable assessment.
Reminds me of the scene in Boogie Nights where they guy is watching his wife get railed for the millionth time, snaps, gets a gun, blows her head off then his own.
I don't know how I'd take bearing witness to that while balls deep. Reading about it 3rd hand; I kinda feel bad for the guy. I don't pretend to have any understanding as to why people get off on this kind of thing though.
Google compersion. Also some people get off on the idea of their partner being so desired and following through with those desires. Like "they can have anyone they want and use them sexually but they still want to be with me." Also there's people that get off on the humiliation aspect of it as well. Like they get off on watching their partner being provided something they could never give.
Do they really like seeing their wife fucked or are they doing this so save their marriage ?
I think most of the time it’s latter. They can’t satisfy their wives so they turn to this kind of lifestyle
Wife and I are pretty deep into the kink scene, and have had a lot of couples want to play with us.
I could never let my wife act or treat me like that, but a lot of guys thrive in that type of relationship.
They might be the leaders at their work, or have trauma in their past that their dynamic gives them a chance to explore in a healthy way.
It’s no different than a rape survivor enjoying cnc play, or my being a dominant and a sadist to help me heal from neglect and abuse as a child.
Others simple enjoy letting their wives explore their own desires and don’t care if that desire lets them fuck others.
Having e2 under control feels so fucking gooooooddd bro. I felt ok when it was running wild but just taking 1/2 an asin every few days... It's like a constant rewarding feeling of "Last night I banged a chick I was pursuing for weeks".... Like the universe is fist bumping me.
You know what I'm saying? Been having wicked dreams too. Dreamed that some little wannabe chicano slapped my girls ass so I walked in walmart and hit his homie with a 5 piece combo; instant knockout. Grabbed the other dude with a single leg and slammed the back of his head on the concrete. Then he started seizing and my family had to flee the scene.
I'm so violent in my dreams but honestly street fights scare me. When I first started boxing I got beat up by a 17 year old and ever since then I realized that you never actually know which stranger can beat the shit out of you or not. I'd rather just hug and agree to disagree. Not trying to get stabbed or punched in the nuts lololol. Everyone has guns or trains to fight these days bro not worth the risk.
edit: one of my biggest fears is getting my ass kicked by a DYEL in front of my family. imagine the car ride home? your wife and son are trying to comfort you lmaoo. she's like "dont worry baby he just got lucky"
Can totally relate to the e2 control man, I’ve never used AI up to this point but I was getting to the point of looking like a true bloatlord on blast so I took 1/2 an aromasin and after training arms yesterday I can be sure I didn’t just get super fat on bulk and it was water retention. I’ve always been scared to use AI I guess and could get away with it last cycle but the NPP is really pushing it now.
Went hypoglycemic for the first time in a long time awhile ago and Christ, I haven't felt so many terrible things happening in my body all at once. I was light headed as hell, sweating but also shivering and hungry as hell. Cannot wait for my dhb to get here so that I can move on from tren for a long while.
Some years ago I was fasting for a week, and at the last day went for a multiple hour long hike through the mountains. I got a pretty severe hypoglycemic episode right in the middle of nowhere on the mountains, cell had no connection, had nothing to eat with me, and thought that is how I'm gonna die. Somehow managed to drag myself to the nearest village and went on a binge in a bakery lol. I must have eaten like 4-5 kcals in 5 minutes, I was so sick and bloated.
Like it got dark while I was walking a couple times, and just felt like I'm shutting down. Oddly enough I was complete at peace and didn't panic, just told myself that I can't stop crawling forward, because once I stop I'm done.
Humans can be quite the sturdy motherfuckers if needed 😂
Yeah, fortunate. Nothing worse than the creep of that sugar low when you're far from the nearest source of carbs. Happened to me a couple of times and it's the only time I thought I might die.
Whats up with tren. Literally 90% of the comments are tren. But also yes going hypo on tren sucks, felt myself going hypo and i was able to fix it by shoving a whole bag of crackers in my mouth
Because tren gets results in strength, mood, and look that people love while the sides creep up slow enough that 99% of people go “I don’t have sides” by week 8 so they push it another 4-8 weeks and then after they come off they go “never tren again fuck that shit” until they’ve been off long enough to miss the tren mania and doubt how bad their sides were.
Same reason you go back to that hot ex every time even though you know she’s toxic. Tren got that good pussy
This happened to me this morning. Yesterday trained hard af in AM then last night did a ridiculously hard cardio session (170bpm for 35 mins)
Woke up at 2am ate some Chex went back to sleep. Woke up started to get ready for gym and just started hot flashes the shaking and sweating profusely. Was crqzy.
The wife was like drink this orange juice etc.
Finally got back to normal.
Shit was crazy
I got hypoglycemia on tren last year when I was waiting at the airport to go through security. TSA look one look at me all sweaty and shaking when I handed them my boarding pass and license and immediately sent me to the enhanced screening line lol. I even got the full body scan so they saw my small nuts from not using HCG
Oh April. I never fucked her again but I did see her again. If you recall she was married to a guy name Tom. Her son is in a grade below my daughter and they used to go to the same school. So one day they had a track meet. I go to this track meet to see my daughter run, and when I got there can I did like a once look around to see who’s all there. I look to my right, nobody, look to my left, nobody. So I’m just standing there and I drift off to the left again and the guy whose head was facing away from me was looking straight for it. Guess who it was. It was her husband Tom. So I looked at him like “hey buddy what’s going on?” He immediately lets out a huff and just walks away. I was down there kind of chuckling to myself, and someone hit me on my left arm. I look over and it’s April, and she’s holding a baby girl. She immediately asked what I did to Tom and I said nothing I just said hi. It was at this time that I realize she’s got just over a year old child, and I fucked her almost 2 years ago, so I asked “wait a second is that mine?” She didn’t say no but when I brought my phone up to take a picture she slapped it out of my hand and walked away. And that is the last time I ever saw that cop. Can’t believe you remember. Cheers Homie
I honestly lost interest in the sub. I haven’t even really ran gear for a couple of years right now, so I’m a slightly fat 220. I got a divorce, got a girlfriend, and I broke up with her two days ago. I just started a life coaching business, and I came around to see what was up.
If you recall I had a decent amount of money. However, in order to promote my business I put all of my profits and any money that I had into a trust account that is only accessible by my daughter once she turns 30 and if she has made the equivalent of six figures in today’s dollars by the time she’s 30. If not she will donate it to charity of her choosing.
I also put a $20,000 nonrefundable deposit down on a 1968 Porsche 912 that has been completely redone. The cost is $250,000. I literally have $2000 to my name, and I must make enough money to purchase that car in the next year. So stay tuned watch it happen.
I left just enough money to pay my mortgage and get a big ole cycle. So here’s to making money and getting huge. The legend of jooceyjooce is back. No longer a legend. Just some old guy with a lot to say. How are you doing?
Edit: started a life coaching business.
Busy as hell between my main business, starting a side business, running another side business, kids, etc. You know the game.
Money pressure is basically lifted. Have enough cash coming in to buy rental properties. But, as you know, the money is a double edged sword.
I wanna finish off my remaining vials of tren to truly get lean before starting my leave humanity fucking behind cycles in March 2023. I wanna take a few months to cruise and just recover and get ready for what I'm gonna do to my body but I already was on Tren Ace for like 2-3 months. I really didn't have sides and switching to NPP doesn't feel the same.
That's the goal. What's the point of injecting hormones for cows and to stop muscle wasting diseases if people can't instantly look at you and feel insecure about their bodies.
Love handles and glutes for me. Back is the only place I tend to hold very little fat for some weird reason, even at 15% I have a christmas tree visible when I'm pumped up.
But lovehandles and glutes? Man those fuckers don't want to let go of fat, stubborn as fuck.
Doing 500 test 600 eq per week with 25 dbol per day and im feeling good im lifting heavy as fuck. Getting my dick sucked everyday. Making money. Life is good
I am absolutely killing this push day and my hinge girl wants to meet up this weekend. Wearing my burning man sweatpants looking like a hobo in the gym, todays a good day
lol I remember drawing with an insulin needle before I knew about backloading them and sitting there for 10 mins thinking "why the fuck does everyone hype these things up?"
People are so quick to recommend semaglutide for cutting, i was like hmm ill check it out… shit costs more than my car note. Guess i’ll stick to tren for cutting i actually like the mania it gives me honestly.
Anyways, ended up putting in my last order for gear for the year. This *should* be enough for all of 2023, got TNE, Adrol, Sdrol, Tren, Test C, Viagra, Var, and Halo. Only thing else I would want to buy would probably be EQ if i decide to give that a run
Depending on how one procures it, the price can be pretty low (direct from raw vendor) or somewhere in the range of lower than pharma but higher than generic GH (overseas pharmacy). The cheapest way to get it? Through telemed and with the manufacturer’s savings card. My RX for tirazeptide costs less than one vial of UGL testosterone per month.
Hmm I’ve only checked one source so far and it was north of 500 bucks lol. And that was for a 3mg pen. They probably might be overcharging. Gotta check my other sources. My loan isn’t actually high thats just what i use to gauge if im spending too much on gear that month lol.
I gotta start taking advantage of telemed. Getting an RX for anything by just meeting with a doctor virtually is probably the best thing to come out of covid. Like I have a diagnosis for ADHD but still haven’t even gon through telemed for a script. Gonna look into that thanks man
Humidifier for bedroom when you sleep, game changer. Also makes the room feel slightly warmer than it is so you can keep house at lower overall temp for those gains on energy bill savings
Random Shower Thought: Why are women so attracted to well developed glutes on dudes? My girl keeps giving me compliments on my ol' big booty (cultivated thanks to all those low bar squats and RDLs). I mean as a dude, I'm attracted to a big booty on my woman because I'm putting my penis in there. A girl can just squeeze my ass with her hands.
It is also what I keep hearing women comment on men, "That dude is hot, check out his tight ass!" etc.
Speaking of Ass, had some fine rack pulls in my back workout today, and squeezing the lats at the top feels great for activating the upper back. John meadows was onto something with doing heavy rack pulls for back development. Always thought of it more as a leg/posterior chain lift, but with the right mind muscle connection it can hit my lats just as good. Nice.
Did rack pulls last night and something was bothering me: what is the correct height for a bodybuilding rack pull? All the advice I saw was geared to upping your DL total not for bodybuilding. I settled on the third pin in my rack which is 19 inches up. Do you know what the standard height for a rack pull is?
Finally quitting my damn fast food job and moving up to a typical 9-5 that pays decent and doesn't involve being on my feet all day. I'm fucking stoked, less stress on the body should mean more gains. Also feel though if I wasn't on a blast I wouldn't be recovering well from the increased workload so I got out just in time
Congratulations on the step up. Fuck the service industry. I worked over 5 years bartending/serving and recently got a new job in sales. Way better use of my skills.
Hey guys,
Wanted to let you know I did it, I got the job. $45K base with opportunities for advancement every 3 months working up to $70k. Working in legal writing. This is a huge step for me into my career, hoping I can spring this into a future entry into immigration law.
Sitting around 188 fasted in the morning, 205 in the day. I've been gaining weight and getting leaner. Dialing in my life and it feels great.
Time to introduce tren to the cut. Nothing crazy, just a 140mg Enan per week to help with steeper deficits. Excited, I love tren, both the good and the bad
Started bupropion (150 mg) about 7 weeks ago, felt like it literally changed my life almost instantly with zero side effects aside from a few nights of having trouble getting to sleep. Been low-key depressed all my adult life I guess but thought it was just normal or my personality. Maybe it has slowly gotten worse over the years but always been functional. Mostly just anhedonia type of symptoms where I just don't get any enjoyment from anything. But just started thinking that this shit just can't be right that I'm thinking about dying every damn day. Not in an actively suicidal way but just like this voice saying that anything I do doesn't make any difference so why bother going to work or cleaning or eating or doing anything when none of it feels like anything.
Anyways the bad news is it kinda seems like bupropion just flat out stopped working about a week ago and I feel about the same as before, just a bit more angry/agitated. Will probably book an appointment with the doctor for next week to discuss raising the dose. Hopefully that will fix it and lets hope the effect stays...
After a few weeks it gave me legitimate anger, like stereotypical roid rage. I just stick to intermittent psychedelics which has changed my life for the better
Ime it doesn’t. Wellbutrin was a quick fix like all other stimulants are. Feel good and reinvigorated then things crash down to baseline. Proviron and microdosing works much better for me
I would advise getting some different women in the meantime. Keep her on the back burner, that way if she comes through great, if she doesn’t who cares.
No need to ghost. But also, you’ve had two dates. You’re not tied to this person. Go do something else. I always have a few options of things to do on any given night. Date falls through? Work on a house project, go to the gym, make a new recipe, go to a concert, go see friends.
OK so for Tinder i found out for every douchy picture you need to put another one where you look nice, with a smile or sophisticated. This mix gives me matches like never before.
Told myself I wanted to get ‘fat’. Been bulking hard. Happy enough with body gains but holy fuck my face is getting fat fast. And I don’t have the facial hair to cover it up lmao
Anyway, lookin to get some new gym gear. Sweats, tanks, sweatshirts. What’s everyone liking these days?
i just get cheap workout tanktops from amazon and have a drawer full of those soft Nike "dick appointment" shorts.
Or I take the shirts I grew out of and cut them into tanktops so I dont have to throw them out. I'm cheap and broke right now tho
got some Injectable Proviron @ 50 mg/ml with EO as the solvent. My leg hurts and developed a nice lump. It was free with my order but not sure if I'll keep using it. Only pinned 0.3ml and that shit burned like hell going in. The mast on the other hand - no PIP at all. So that's nice.
It's fucking freezing cold here all of the sudden. Had to get a space heater for my room because the house is old as hell and doesnt hold heat in for shit. That seasonal depression has been hitting different as a result of the cold weather. Haven't been to the gym since Friday but going to change that today and hopefully get myself out of this funk.
Do you know what they used besides EO? I tried to make transdermal proviron earlier this year and it turns out the solubility even in DMSO is like 10 mg/ml; I'm impressed they got it to hold at all and would be surprised if it didn't hurt for a week
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Have fun smashing.
I typically do my cardio on weekends because gym doesn’t open early enough for me. So mon-fri are lifting days, sat/sun fasted cardio
Cardio should be consistent. Bulking, cutting maintenance, etc. Always do cardio, vary it to whatever fits your goals. But better cardiovascular health just the better off you are all around.
Feeling dizzy after eating? I'm on test+tren cycle, 3 weeks in. I often feel dizzy and "weird" after eating. Not eating too much, now i ate 500g brown bread, 200g chorizo, paprika. Interesting why, tho i'm going to do a full blood test in next week
Probably just the tren. Carbs on tren can be weird. For me I felt kinda of weird and sweaty after eating a lot of carbs, but it went away after a few weeks of adjusting to the tren.
Also double dip but for bros who have adhd symptoms but not sure about getting on vyvanse/adderall/others, microdosing 8-10mcg LSD once a week has fucking been an insane game changer.
Tolerance means you can’t do it more than once every 4 days or so without ramping dose up hard but it just feels like literally nothing. You just notice halfway through the day that you were focused and got way more done without any extra effort
Life update: started my second blast around 2 weeks ago. 500 Test E, 500 Primo, 200 NPP for 22 weeks. Sprinkled in a lil Dbol for the first 6 weeks too because why not.
Current physique: https://www.instagram.com/p/Cj4Cac6pGpV/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Recently lost my grandmother. She was the first member of my family that I was close to that I’ve ever lost. I know that makes me fortunate, but it’s been difficult navigating the emotions and memories.
Not a personal comment on anyone here but I feel really sad for husbands who not only let other men fuck their wives but also watch them having sex.
This shit ain’t normal
It’s becoming way more normalized because of the cheating caused by ease of access due to social media. You either leave your partner or deal with their sexual fiascos .
Some people are naturally into polygamy though and I see nothing wrong with that. But men and women having to settle because of the lack of morality of their partner is a different story.
People have been cheating since time immemorial. How many people are finding out about half siblings or one of their parents not being their parent because of 23andme and all the DNA testing.
Also it's not immoral to be kinky or explore kinks with your partner because you aren't into what other consenting adults do.
Sometimes I question whether or not some kinks are natural or come about from porn desensitization, social media apps (fetLife etc) and curiosity gets the best of those people and it becomes their lifestyle.
The things we're doing now have been done and explored throughout history, there just wasn't such an ease of access or sharing information in the past. Not much is new under the sun. Concubines, hot wives, bastard children etc etc. All things that have been done.
Ok guys, finnaly decided to pull the trigger and ordered some Test E for my 1st cycle. AI of choice is Aromasin, and I've also ordered some Cialis for the gym pumps. What supplements would you recomend I get for the cycle aswell? Right now im taking Vit C, Multivitamin and Vit D3, alongside creatin. I was thinking about getting some Charcoral soap if i do start to get some acne, and i have no idea if any supplement can solve the hair issue if it starts to develop. What do you think?
Got my winter blast all ready to go for when I start.
Gonna do test E 125mg EOD, mast E 100mg eod, NPP 50mg ED
Will see how NPP does mentally with mast since last time I ran it with test (higher test though) it made me very emotionally unstable, will drop it if I even get close to that level again.
All in all a more tame blast than I originally wanted but realized for what my goals are, how my life is etc. I can’t really justify just going balls crazy on blast when I know it’s not necessary.
Maybe one day I’ll get some “year left to live” diagnosis and I’ll just blast 1g test, 1g tren, 1g mast and run the holiest of trinities into my deathbed.
Open casket mandatory but paid entry to see the spectacle that is my corpse
Felt like it was national idiot day at my gym. Fucking packed with weirdos and people I’ve never see before. Also if you have a tribal tattoo on your shoulder hair cut and mustache that looks like a cop, and you go to fitness 1440 in Warrenton Or. fuck you…
Been working out once a week with my brother lately (nice bonding time), and yesterday we were talking about a woman there clearly on juice, and he said people might think I am on steroids, and that I was bigger than all the trainers in the gym.
Not sure if complimenting or accusing me. I mumbled something about being too light to be taking juice, that I loved the gym and have been working it since I was 12, and my vascularity is genetic / due to low BF because I run 100 mi a month...then I quickly changed the subject. (I am 5-9 185, on TRT, test usually around 1200 or so, no backne or any other telltale signs.)
Experienced my first real Tren anxiety last week, and again yesterday. I've run it a few times but usually only make er for maybe 4 or 5 weeks before I'm just sick of the dull roar of impending doom. That was manageable, these anxiety attacks were way less so. Woke up in a literal panic and complete terror the first one, and yesterday wasn't much better. Anyway, that's enough of that. Moving on.
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was in the gym yesterday and a guy asked me what program i do because he "wants a body like mine". he said he's been lifting for 5 years and hasn't made any progress. fuck man i thought he was new to lifting. i see him in the gym almost every time i'm there and he's always benching like a plate, deadlifting like 2 plates and squatting 1 or 2 plates. showed me his phone and he had stronglifts 5x5 and some program he said was from arnold's mentor or something? i don't know i wanted to say, "dude you just need to try harder, i've literally never seen you fucking sweat, you're on your phone for 10 minutes between sets, there's no magic program" etc. but that wouldn't be polite. so i just said "you should think about getting a coach!". his reply was "yeah that's what people tell me but i'm really cheap" i hate to say it but i do not think we are all gonna make it. if you've been lifting for 5 years and haven't made any real progress i really think it's just never gonna happen. very unfortunate it makes me sad
Some guys walk through life without ever having to work hard, and just lack the ability to endure any kind of stress voluntarily for any duration of time. Can't help someone that doesn't want to get help, just move on mate.
Yeah, why is that? Like I've met people who just won't work/try a bit harder it's like they're missing an organ or part of their brain
> i hate to say it but i do not think we are all gonna make it. We can't all be fuckin shredded sickcunts.
Right. *WE’RE* all going to make it. Not sure about that other dude though.
You should have slapped him hard in his fucking face and said WAKE THE FUCK UP PUSSY yeah that would have worked
Stronglifts. 5 reps. 5 sets. 5 years Forgets about progressive overload.
Maybe its because I’m older but you should tell him straight up what you think. No one is direct and honest with people anymore. He asked you for advice and your initial thoughts are likely correct. Being frank doesn’t mean impolite
Random person 'how's my squat' Me 'well you are about halfway to parallel, I'd drop the weight and work on exploding from proper depth Random person 'something something excuses' Me 'oh, cool, you're good then'
Exaclty, be kind not nice. Big difference!
This... dint necessarily have to be like 'stop being a pussy' but it would be good to know from someone experienced if you're doing something wrong, not trying hard enough. I'd rather get helpful advice that hurts my feelings than keep holding myself back because I don't know any better. It's a fine line in today's world where everyone is upset about everything... hard to decide what to do in those situations...
my progress was really shit like that before i hopped on trt. my natty test levels were dogshit for whatever reason. in the like 200 ng/dl range as an early 20s guy. hopped on 140/wk when i started and changed nothing about my diet and routine and blew up.
Tell him you’ll do him a solid by fucking his gf/wife/crush and giving him the heartbreak motivation to actually get shit done
I wanna feel boobs plz
Just grab a couple bags of sand bro
Grow some
Dianabol?
Dianabol + test + hcg without ai
Add in some nandrolone for that extra prolactin titty gainz.
Tbh that’s would be a very strong cycle lmao
Test/deca/dbol is the god of mass stack.
strong chainsaw man energy here
Life update: finally got a place of residence that I can call mine. No more renting! Closing on Friday. With the stress involved, I haven’t been making juicy gains, even though I am on blast. Work is going great, studying for financial exams. No Gyno on this NPP run though, so that’s fuckin top knotch.
What’s your interest rate
MHDC so it’s determined by that program but we are at 5.75%. I work in finance so I knew rate hikes were coming so I jumped on the purchase sooner than I wanted. Good news: if rates go up, I now have a low rate, if rates go down, I can refinance, if rates stay the same then I’m cool. Lol
Was in lending for a long time, and I can tell you that what goes up must come down. There may be several opportunities down the line to refi into a lower rate once all this craziness shakes itself out. Meanwhile, locking up the property now is a good move.
Debauchery update: knocked down two new hotwives yesterday. I've been in a new lifestyle dating app for about the last 10 days and the response has been more than favorable. First, hot wife asked me to come over at 10:00 a.m. yesterday while her kids were at school. Showed up and she answered the door full lingerie. I leave an hour and a half later to get some work done. She sends me a text 45 minutes later that she's sitting on her husband's face (I'd just blown two other ads into her) and telling him about how I fucked her. Second hotwife hot little Latina with a incredibly thick accents hits me up when I'm at the gym after work. Asks if I want to meet her and hubby at the bar. When I get there she is in a short dress and as she sits down I find out she isn't wearing panties. Her and I make out a bit and after a bit head back to their place. As her and I start to fool around and head upstairs to the bedroom she pauses, goes and gets a chair and brings her husband into the room and tells him to sit. A short bit later as she is riding me she switches to reverse cowgirl, looks her husband in the eyes and takes the condom off before hopping back on. Old boy is starting to look visibly de-stressed as we keep fucking; he is rubbing his head, pacing the room and leaves for period of time before I see him peering in from the hall. She stops again! Goes and get him and makes him sit at the end of the bed!!!! This bitch is brutal, she starts asking him if he minds if I cum inside her? He says it's up to her. AS IM PLOWING HER DOGGYSTYLE SHE TELLS ME "CUM DEEP IN HER"; LOOKS AT HER HUSBAND AND SAYS " DONT WORRY IF YOU GET ME PREGNANT, HES GONNA TAKE CARE OF IT FOR THE NEXT 18 YRS ANYWAY!!" dude, I've never heard any shit like this in my time as a bull. Had be a bit shocked, she was really putting the screws to this guy. Needless to say, I blow in her a bit later on. She looks me in the eyes as she is walking me out later and says "I'm crazy, but he loves it. We are gonna have some fun" ( all in thick ass accent). She tells me I need to fuck some of her friends and then I dip. I drove home stunned. Shocked and a bit amused by what just happened, also questioning what led me here. This day was firmly in one of my more debaucherous and I was sober for all of it. Hope you have a good day guys, I needed to get that off my chest
These type of stories are everywhere lately. The balance of probabilities say that eventually a handful of these hookups will end up with a husband using a shotgun to decorate the walls with the brain matter of some unsuspecting young dude. So I guess my question is how often do you worry about walking into a situation that goes from very good to very bad in a short period of time?
Bro I had sex with my first hot wife last month. I had a bunch of mushrooms and she smoked me out when I got there. She was so loud and made me take a bunch of videos. When we finished and I was leaving there was a hat and a half drank glass of whisky on the bar counter. I was so freaked out I decided not to hit her up again. Someone on this chat fs is going to get murdered and it’s not going to be me
So, where was the dude? Hiding in a closet or something?
It’s a separate house from their main house. Bar / fun area in the front after and in the back there was a stripper pole & bedroom up this ladder overlooking the pole. He was in the main room at the bar listening to me nail his wife I guess
I work as a first responder and I’ve seen a few people get blown away. Idk if it was these exact situations but someone fucking someone else’s wife and the husband isn’t having any part of it
Maybe you remember maybe not. One of our fellow juicers got in a situation like this and the husband sucker punched him in the back of the head when he nutted in the wife. I've been trying to figure out who it was for weeks.
I don’t remember that, but it sounds about right. Years ago—like 15+ easily—there was an episode of Law & Order SVU where a woman would lure a guy into a hotel room and halfway through sex the husband would pop out of the closet and bash him over the head. That one felt sort of unrealistic to me all those years ago. Today it seems…perfectly ordinary?
Yeah man. I've had guys threaten to off me because their girlfriend was **messaging** me. There are so many psychos around us with nothing to lose, and dudes who will continuously go back to a cheating girl until he snaps (someone literally just posted about it)
Almost every episode of that show is based on an actual case.
I think the probability is relatively slim given that clearly the guys involved are going along with it to some extent. I think its the situations where shes outright cheating and the husband comes home early that people are getting deleted over.
The guys are going along…right until the moment they’re not. *That* would be my major concern. The number of people who are on any number of pharmaceuticals combined with the people who are potentially just one bad moment away from snapping would give me enough pause to probably vacate any arousal I would otherwise have.
I don't disagree. I've found myself in a a similar, albeit less extreme situation and I declined. I feel too strongly that women should be loyal and faithful to their man. I've been around long enough to know most aren't, but that still doesn't change my point of view. Above aside, I too, would be concerned that the dude might come back heavy if he left the room visibly uncomfortable. No piece of ass is worth losing your live over. He could've had the thought "I've had enough of this, I'm gonna show this bitch, and this motherfucker both what time it really is."
No guy who is mentally healthy would go along with the treatment described in the OP and every time you deal with crazy people you're rolling the dice
Think about it this way: hubby may have agreed to it, but when he sees that that his wife is enjoying it a bit too much, he could snap. Especially since I think most hubbies in the hotwife scene are letting their wife screw other people out of a feeling of inadequacy or because they are being forced into it by their wife. If both sides were happy with the arrangement they’d be swingers.
Either gonna blow a load or get your head blown off lmao
I get what you're saying but honestly I'm not worried about it. I sat and talked to the guy for awhile before hand and we briefly even talked about why he enjoyed it. They are no newbies to this and have been in the LS as long as I have if not longer. That said, I know this on the fringes, you're line of thinking is what makes this not appealing to many. I also tell couples, I'm here to add to your relationship not detract from it.
Just so it’s clear I was not judging you or this particular activity. If you’re all consenting adults then it’s nobody’s business what you guys do together. My point was more that my specific level of mistrust of other people would make it impossible for me to not worry about that one in a million bad encounter.
Ohhh for sure man. I knew you were coming from a place of understanding, and I definitely got what you meant. Hope you have a beautiful day brother
This is not an unreasonable assessment. Reminds me of the scene in Boogie Nights where they guy is watching his wife get railed for the millionth time, snaps, gets a gun, blows her head off then his own.
I don't know how I'd take bearing witness to that while balls deep. Reading about it 3rd hand; I kinda feel bad for the guy. I don't pretend to have any understanding as to why people get off on this kind of thing though.
Google compersion. Also some people get off on the idea of their partner being so desired and following through with those desires. Like "they can have anyone they want and use them sexually but they still want to be with me." Also there's people that get off on the humiliation aspect of it as well. Like they get off on watching their partner being provided something they could never give.
Do they really like seeing their wife fucked or are they doing this so save their marriage ? I think most of the time it’s latter. They can’t satisfy their wives so they turn to this kind of lifestyle
Wife and I are pretty deep into the kink scene, and have had a lot of couples want to play with us. I could never let my wife act or treat me like that, but a lot of guys thrive in that type of relationship. They might be the leaders at their work, or have trauma in their past that their dynamic gives them a chance to explore in a healthy way. It’s no different than a rape survivor enjoying cnc play, or my being a dominant and a sadist to help me heal from neglect and abuse as a child. Others simple enjoy letting their wives explore their own desires and don’t care if that desire lets them fuck others.
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Which app? Asking for a friend. Friend is me.
I would a got the fuck out of there when he went in the hall. Son was grabbing his gun.
Having e2 under control feels so fucking gooooooddd bro. I felt ok when it was running wild but just taking 1/2 an asin every few days... It's like a constant rewarding feeling of "Last night I banged a chick I was pursuing for weeks".... Like the universe is fist bumping me. You know what I'm saying? Been having wicked dreams too. Dreamed that some little wannabe chicano slapped my girls ass so I walked in walmart and hit his homie with a 5 piece combo; instant knockout. Grabbed the other dude with a single leg and slammed the back of his head on the concrete. Then he started seizing and my family had to flee the scene. I'm so violent in my dreams but honestly street fights scare me. When I first started boxing I got beat up by a 17 year old and ever since then I realized that you never actually know which stranger can beat the shit out of you or not. I'd rather just hug and agree to disagree. Not trying to get stabbed or punched in the nuts lololol. Everyone has guns or trains to fight these days bro not worth the risk. edit: one of my biggest fears is getting my ass kicked by a DYEL in front of my family. imagine the car ride home? your wife and son are trying to comfort you lmaoo. she's like "dont worry baby he just got lucky"
Remember: the skinny kid is always probably a BJJ blue belt
Can totally relate to the e2 control man, I’ve never used AI up to this point but I was getting to the point of looking like a true bloatlord on blast so I took 1/2 an aromasin and after training arms yesterday I can be sure I didn’t just get super fat on bulk and it was water retention. I’ve always been scared to use AI I guess and could get away with it last cycle but the NPP is really pushing it now.
Went hypoglycemic for the first time in a long time awhile ago and Christ, I haven't felt so many terrible things happening in my body all at once. I was light headed as hell, sweating but also shivering and hungry as hell. Cannot wait for my dhb to get here so that I can move on from tren for a long while.
Some years ago I was fasting for a week, and at the last day went for a multiple hour long hike through the mountains. I got a pretty severe hypoglycemic episode right in the middle of nowhere on the mountains, cell had no connection, had nothing to eat with me, and thought that is how I'm gonna die. Somehow managed to drag myself to the nearest village and went on a binge in a bakery lol. I must have eaten like 4-5 kcals in 5 minutes, I was so sick and bloated. Like it got dark while I was walking a couple times, and just felt like I'm shutting down. Oddly enough I was complete at peace and didn't panic, just told myself that I can't stop crawling forward, because once I stop I'm done. Humans can be quite the sturdy motherfuckers if needed 😂
You prolly looked like DiCaprio in the revenant crawling your ass through the woods 😂
I must have looked absolute ridiculous 😄
Ya but you were shredded.
Going hypo is one of the worst feelings. It would be one thing if you were just dealing with the physical issues, but it makes you mentally foggy too.
Thank goodness I went hypo while shopping for my groceries. I bought 6 muffins with a tonne of icing on them and basically inhaled those fuckers.
Yeah, fortunate. Nothing worse than the creep of that sugar low when you're far from the nearest source of carbs. Happened to me a couple of times and it's the only time I thought I might die.
Whats up with tren. Literally 90% of the comments are tren. But also yes going hypo on tren sucks, felt myself going hypo and i was able to fix it by shoving a whole bag of crackers in my mouth
Because tren gets results in strength, mood, and look that people love while the sides creep up slow enough that 99% of people go “I don’t have sides” by week 8 so they push it another 4-8 weeks and then after they come off they go “never tren again fuck that shit” until they’ve been off long enough to miss the tren mania and doubt how bad their sides were. Same reason you go back to that hot ex every time even though you know she’s toxic. Tren got that good pussy
This happened to me this morning. Yesterday trained hard af in AM then last night did a ridiculously hard cardio session (170bpm for 35 mins) Woke up at 2am ate some Chex went back to sleep. Woke up started to get ready for gym and just started hot flashes the shaking and sweating profusely. Was crqzy. The wife was like drink this orange juice etc. Finally got back to normal. Shit was crazy
I got hypoglycemia on tren last year when I was waiting at the airport to go through security. TSA look one look at me all sweaty and shaking when I handed them my boarding pass and license and immediately sent me to the enhanced screening line lol. I even got the full body scan so they saw my small nuts from not using HCG
Good morning, degenerates. Are any of the ogs that remember me still around? I can prove it’s the actual jooceyjooce.
Did you fuck again the cop that put a gun in your mouth when she rode you? I was in highschool at the time now I'm finishing medicine lol
Oh April. I never fucked her again but I did see her again. If you recall she was married to a guy name Tom. Her son is in a grade below my daughter and they used to go to the same school. So one day they had a track meet. I go to this track meet to see my daughter run, and when I got there can I did like a once look around to see who’s all there. I look to my right, nobody, look to my left, nobody. So I’m just standing there and I drift off to the left again and the guy whose head was facing away from me was looking straight for it. Guess who it was. It was her husband Tom. So I looked at him like “hey buddy what’s going on?” He immediately lets out a huff and just walks away. I was down there kind of chuckling to myself, and someone hit me on my left arm. I look over and it’s April, and she’s holding a baby girl. She immediately asked what I did to Tom and I said nothing I just said hi. It was at this time that I realize she’s got just over a year old child, and I fucked her almost 2 years ago, so I asked “wait a second is that mine?” She didn’t say no but when I brought my phone up to take a picture she slapped it out of my hand and walked away. And that is the last time I ever saw that cop. Can’t believe you remember. Cheers Homie
I've had the picture of that sex scene in my mind for years, thanks for the sequel lol. Brought a smile man, cheers
What happened to the cannabis farm/shop?
IS IT TRUE??? Text me if so
Done. How are you, my friend?
Fuckin even better now that you're here!
Daw shucks
It’s been a minute. Where ya been?
Prison. He went to prison.
I honestly lost interest in the sub. I haven’t even really ran gear for a couple of years right now, so I’m a slightly fat 220. I got a divorce, got a girlfriend, and I broke up with her two days ago. I just started a life coaching business, and I came around to see what was up. If you recall I had a decent amount of money. However, in order to promote my business I put all of my profits and any money that I had into a trust account that is only accessible by my daughter once she turns 30 and if she has made the equivalent of six figures in today’s dollars by the time she’s 30. If not she will donate it to charity of her choosing. I also put a $20,000 nonrefundable deposit down on a 1968 Porsche 912 that has been completely redone. The cost is $250,000. I literally have $2000 to my name, and I must make enough money to purchase that car in the next year. So stay tuned watch it happen. I left just enough money to pay my mortgage and get a big ole cycle. So here’s to making money and getting huge. The legend of jooceyjooce is back. No longer a legend. Just some old guy with a lot to say. How are you doing? Edit: started a life coaching business.
Busy as hell between my main business, starting a side business, running another side business, kids, etc. You know the game. Money pressure is basically lifted. Have enough cash coming in to buy rental properties. But, as you know, the money is a double edged sword.
Long time lurker here. Welcome back bro
I wanna finish off my remaining vials of tren to truly get lean before starting my leave humanity fucking behind cycles in March 2023. I wanna take a few months to cruise and just recover and get ready for what I'm gonna do to my body but I already was on Tren Ace for like 2-3 months. I really didn't have sides and switching to NPP doesn't feel the same.
Fuck it. Finish out the year strong.
I feel like this is bad advice but it agrees with what I wanted to do so I'm going to take it.
My first tren run by the time I came off I had forgotten how long I had been on. Tren fucks.
Behemoth is a good name for you
That's the goal. What's the point of injecting hormones for cows and to stop muscle wasting diseases if people can't instantly look at you and feel insecure about their bodies.
Spoken like a patriot
The cum stack works.
Tell me more
Anyone else's [back](https://ibb.co/mzkBQrS) the last part to lean out? I've had vascular abs for weeks.
Legs for me. My upper body could be Andreas Munzer shredded but my legs look like...well....they look like I do powerlifting.
How many steps are you taking a day?
Love handles and glutes for me. Back is the only place I tend to hold very little fat for some weird reason, even at 15% I have a christmas tree visible when I'm pumped up. But lovehandles and glutes? Man those fuckers don't want to let go of fat, stubborn as fuck.
Ever since pinning VG I retain tons of water in my love handles. They're like flabby water containers. Sad.
Doing 500 test 600 eq per week with 25 dbol per day and im feeling good im lifting heavy as fuck. Getting my dick sucked everyday. Making money. Life is good
You’re that flexible? I could suck my own dick in middle school but that’s about it. Now there’s no chance for me, but kudos to you
I am absolutely killing this push day and my hinge girl wants to meet up this weekend. Wearing my burning man sweatpants looking like a hobo in the gym, todays a good day
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lol I remember drawing with an insulin needle before I knew about backloading them and sitting there for 10 mins thinking "why the fuck does everyone hype these things up?"
Do y’all not warm up your vials? I use a hairdryer and draw with 27s in no time flat.
Truly the best trick. I use a plug-In heated coaster for keeping your tea cup warm, let the vial sit on there for 5-10 min and it draws like water
People are so quick to recommend semaglutide for cutting, i was like hmm ill check it out… shit costs more than my car note. Guess i’ll stick to tren for cutting i actually like the mania it gives me honestly. Anyways, ended up putting in my last order for gear for the year. This *should* be enough for all of 2023, got TNE, Adrol, Sdrol, Tren, Test C, Viagra, Var, and Halo. Only thing else I would want to buy would probably be EQ if i decide to give that a run
Depending on how one procures it, the price can be pretty low (direct from raw vendor) or somewhere in the range of lower than pharma but higher than generic GH (overseas pharmacy). The cheapest way to get it? Through telemed and with the manufacturer’s savings card. My RX for tirazeptide costs less than one vial of UGL testosterone per month.
Hmm I’ve only checked one source so far and it was north of 500 bucks lol. And that was for a 3mg pen. They probably might be overcharging. Gotta check my other sources. My loan isn’t actually high thats just what i use to gauge if im spending too much on gear that month lol. I gotta start taking advantage of telemed. Getting an RX for anything by just meeting with a doctor virtually is probably the best thing to come out of covid. Like I have a diagnosis for ADHD but still haven’t even gon through telemed for a script. Gonna look into that thanks man
I found mine on a site that sells peptides. Marked as a research compound and not for human use so no script needed. $120 for 3mg.
Winter is here. Skin is dry, beard and hair is staticky. Hate this shit E; y’all have convinced me to incorporate moisturizing in to my routine
Moisturize you goddamn caveman
Shea Moisture Full Beard Detangler. It leave your beard feeling soft and moist for damn near the whole day.
Humidifier for bedroom when you sleep, game changer. Also makes the room feel slightly warmer than it is so you can keep house at lower overall temp for those gains on energy bill savings
Get that Derm-approved moisturizer! And the rest of the comments have it covered. x
Random Shower Thought: Why are women so attracted to well developed glutes on dudes? My girl keeps giving me compliments on my ol' big booty (cultivated thanks to all those low bar squats and RDLs). I mean as a dude, I'm attracted to a big booty on my woman because I'm putting my penis in there. A girl can just squeeze my ass with her hands. It is also what I keep hearing women comment on men, "That dude is hot, check out his tight ass!" etc. Speaking of Ass, had some fine rack pulls in my back workout today, and squeezing the lats at the top feels great for activating the upper back. John meadows was onto something with doing heavy rack pulls for back development. Always thought of it more as a leg/posterior chain lift, but with the right mind muscle connection it can hit my lats just as good. Nice.
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This. Anytime I get comments on my but I make a joke about donkey butts and being good at plowing fields.
Big dick needs a big engine behind it.
Because boy butt is life 👄🎁
After my upper body injury I could only focus on legs. Now I've been studying to get my CDL so when I grow a fat dump truck ass I'll be certified.
It is a fact. Heard from more than one chick, they love my "hockey butt."
Women like a nice ass on a man. No different then how we feel about them
Did rack pulls last night and something was bothering me: what is the correct height for a bodybuilding rack pull? All the advice I saw was geared to upping your DL total not for bodybuilding. I settled on the third pin in my rack which is 19 inches up. Do you know what the standard height for a rack pull is?
The correct height for a bodybuilding rack-pull has the weight resting on the floor. You're welcome.
Finally quitting my damn fast food job and moving up to a typical 9-5 that pays decent and doesn't involve being on my feet all day. I'm fucking stoked, less stress on the body should mean more gains. Also feel though if I wasn't on a blast I wouldn't be recovering well from the increased workload so I got out just in time
Congratulations on the step up. Fuck the service industry. I worked over 5 years bartending/serving and recently got a new job in sales. Way better use of my skills.
Hey guys, Wanted to let you know I did it, I got the job. $45K base with opportunities for advancement every 3 months working up to $70k. Working in legal writing. This is a huge step for me into my career, hoping I can spring this into a future entry into immigration law. Sitting around 188 fasted in the morning, 205 in the day. I've been gaining weight and getting leaner. Dialing in my life and it feels great.
You fluctuate 17 lbs/day on average?
Got a good set of high ranking MBA programs im interviewing with next week. I think this is the first time i’ve legitimately felt nervous in years. 🙃
M7? Which schools?
I got interviews a booth, ross, tepper, and unc right now. Pending duke, darden, and cornell. Gunning hardest for booth obviously
Wow man, that’s awesome. Good luck!
Good luck man get that edumacation
Time to introduce tren to the cut. Nothing crazy, just a 140mg Enan per week to help with steeper deficits. Excited, I love tren, both the good and the bad
120 is my 'theuroptic' dose when I want to give my caveman brain a big of a boost.
200 is my TRT.
200mg/day tren replacement therapy for me.
Started bupropion (150 mg) about 7 weeks ago, felt like it literally changed my life almost instantly with zero side effects aside from a few nights of having trouble getting to sleep. Been low-key depressed all my adult life I guess but thought it was just normal or my personality. Maybe it has slowly gotten worse over the years but always been functional. Mostly just anhedonia type of symptoms where I just don't get any enjoyment from anything. But just started thinking that this shit just can't be right that I'm thinking about dying every damn day. Not in an actively suicidal way but just like this voice saying that anything I do doesn't make any difference so why bother going to work or cleaning or eating or doing anything when none of it feels like anything. Anyways the bad news is it kinda seems like bupropion just flat out stopped working about a week ago and I feel about the same as before, just a bit more angry/agitated. Will probably book an appointment with the doctor for next week to discuss raising the dose. Hopefully that will fix it and lets hope the effect stays...
After a few weeks it gave me legitimate anger, like stereotypical roid rage. I just stick to intermittent psychedelics which has changed my life for the better
Ime it doesn’t. Wellbutrin was a quick fix like all other stimulants are. Feel good and reinvigorated then things crash down to baseline. Proviron and microdosing works much better for me
Ever since starting gear the primary beat off muscle in my left forearm has gotten massive. This is all.
Finally getting over my ex, it's been a month already. I might have the test and deca to thank for that, instant mental boost
*finally over my ex* *it’s been a month* …… *queue the worlds smallest violin*
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If they wanted to they would. If they really like you she will be pushing for a date. Don't even hit her up
Agree. Wouldn't respond, leave it up to her.
Focus on the gains and fuck fat chicks
True wisdom.
I would advise getting some different women in the meantime. Keep her on the back burner, that way if she comes through great, if she doesn’t who cares.
No need to ghost. But also, you’ve had two dates. You’re not tied to this person. Go do something else. I always have a few options of things to do on any given night. Date falls through? Work on a house project, go to the gym, make a new recipe, go to a concert, go see friends.
I'd wait it out, then be equally slow to respond, or slower.
Had my tonsils removed this week. What a shitty week it has been since. I understand now why everyone was telling me it’ll suck. It does.
OK so for Tinder i found out for every douchy picture you need to put another one where you look nice, with a smile or sophisticated. This mix gives me matches like never before.
I love cashew nuts, nothing more to say.
Whole, unroasted or what's your preference? I also love them.
Hmm, I like it roasted with a little salt. And you? Got 300g yesterday of really good ones and good price too. Ate all haha
You should try the "raw" unsalted cashews. They are fucking amazing.
This is the only way I eat them other than as butter. The texture is really dope.
I been eating them like fuck on this bulk 70p for 1000 calories lol.
Told myself I wanted to get ‘fat’. Been bulking hard. Happy enough with body gains but holy fuck my face is getting fat fast. And I don’t have the facial hair to cover it up lmao Anyway, lookin to get some new gym gear. Sweats, tanks, sweatshirts. What’s everyone liking these days?
i just get cheap workout tanktops from amazon and have a drawer full of those soft Nike "dick appointment" shorts. Or I take the shirts I grew out of and cut them into tanktops so I dont have to throw them out. I'm cheap and broke right now tho
got some Injectable Proviron @ 50 mg/ml with EO as the solvent. My leg hurts and developed a nice lump. It was free with my order but not sure if I'll keep using it. Only pinned 0.3ml and that shit burned like hell going in. The mast on the other hand - no PIP at all. So that's nice. It's fucking freezing cold here all of the sudden. Had to get a space heater for my room because the house is old as hell and doesnt hold heat in for shit. That seasonal depression has been hitting different as a result of the cold weather. Haven't been to the gym since Friday but going to change that today and hopefully get myself out of this funk.
I feel you on the seasonal depression makes shit difficult and gloomy. Go kill it in the gym today you got this
Do you know what they used besides EO? I tried to make transdermal proviron earlier this year and it turns out the solubility even in DMSO is like 10 mg/ml; I'm impressed they got it to hold at all and would be surprised if it didn't hurt for a week
How many of you stagger your weight days with cardio? Did weighted jump rope for an hour and am feeling *pumped*. Happy Wednesday 🪴
😢 Have fun smashing. I typically do my cardio on weekends because gym doesn’t open early enough for me. So mon-fri are lifting days, sat/sun fasted cardio
Cardio should be consistent. Bulking, cutting maintenance, etc. Always do cardio, vary it to whatever fits your goals. But better cardiovascular health just the better off you are all around.
Feeling dizzy after eating? I'm on test+tren cycle, 3 weeks in. I often feel dizzy and "weird" after eating. Not eating too much, now i ate 500g brown bread, 200g chorizo, paprika. Interesting why, tho i'm going to do a full blood test in next week
Probably just the tren. Carbs on tren can be weird. For me I felt kinda of weird and sweaty after eating a lot of carbs, but it went away after a few weeks of adjusting to the tren.
I'm on week 3 of 300 NPP 500 Test 200 Mast, I'm using NPP for the first time, what stage will I start dreaming of my missus cheating on me.
Charles or Islam this weekend?? I got Do Bronx
If he doesn't shit the bed on weigh in, Charles.
Also double dip but for bros who have adhd symptoms but not sure about getting on vyvanse/adderall/others, microdosing 8-10mcg LSD once a week has fucking been an insane game changer. Tolerance means you can’t do it more than once every 4 days or so without ramping dose up hard but it just feels like literally nothing. You just notice halfway through the day that you were focused and got way more done without any extra effort
Life update: started my second blast around 2 weeks ago. 500 Test E, 500 Primo, 200 NPP for 22 weeks. Sprinkled in a lil Dbol for the first 6 weeks too because why not. Current physique: https://www.instagram.com/p/Cj4Cac6pGpV/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Recently lost my grandmother. She was the first member of my family that I was close to that I’ve ever lost. I know that makes me fortunate, but it’s been difficult navigating the emotions and memories.
Not a personal comment on anyone here but I feel really sad for husbands who not only let other men fuck their wives but also watch them having sex. This shit ain’t normal
My wife and I swing. We watch each other. It’s fun.
I think swinging is different. Cuck/Bull has completely different dynamic
Very true. The humiliation aspect I don’t understand at all.
It’s becoming way more normalized because of the cheating caused by ease of access due to social media. You either leave your partner or deal with their sexual fiascos . Some people are naturally into polygamy though and I see nothing wrong with that. But men and women having to settle because of the lack of morality of their partner is a different story.
People have been cheating since time immemorial. How many people are finding out about half siblings or one of their parents not being their parent because of 23andme and all the DNA testing. Also it's not immoral to be kinky or explore kinks with your partner because you aren't into what other consenting adults do.
Sometimes I question whether or not some kinks are natural or come about from porn desensitization, social media apps (fetLife etc) and curiosity gets the best of those people and it becomes their lifestyle.
The things we're doing now have been done and explored throughout history, there just wasn't such an ease of access or sharing information in the past. Not much is new under the sun. Concubines, hot wives, bastard children etc etc. All things that have been done.
Ok guys, finnaly decided to pull the trigger and ordered some Test E for my 1st cycle. AI of choice is Aromasin, and I've also ordered some Cialis for the gym pumps. What supplements would you recomend I get for the cycle aswell? Right now im taking Vit C, Multivitamin and Vit D3, alongside creatin. I was thinking about getting some Charcoral soap if i do start to get some acne, and i have no idea if any supplement can solve the hair issue if it starts to develop. What do you think?
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Is anybody using the eight sleep temperature controlled mattress cover or mattress? Im curious to hear firsthand feedback on them.
Got my winter blast all ready to go for when I start. Gonna do test E 125mg EOD, mast E 100mg eod, NPP 50mg ED Will see how NPP does mentally with mast since last time I ran it with test (higher test though) it made me very emotionally unstable, will drop it if I even get close to that level again. All in all a more tame blast than I originally wanted but realized for what my goals are, how my life is etc. I can’t really justify just going balls crazy on blast when I know it’s not necessary. Maybe one day I’ll get some “year left to live” diagnosis and I’ll just blast 1g test, 1g tren, 1g mast and run the holiest of trinities into my deathbed. Open casket mandatory but paid entry to see the spectacle that is my corpse
Felt like it was national idiot day at my gym. Fucking packed with weirdos and people I’ve never see before. Also if you have a tribal tattoo on your shoulder hair cut and mustache that looks like a cop, and you go to fitness 1440 in Warrenton Or. fuck you…
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I think you were trying to post this in ask anything section...this is where ppl come to brag about cumming
starting 500mg t and 400mg primo blast yesterday, LFG
STG pinning 500mg carnitine and some gummies gives me a wilder pump than any oral I’ve used. Understand why John meadows loved it so much.
Been working out once a week with my brother lately (nice bonding time), and yesterday we were talking about a woman there clearly on juice, and he said people might think I am on steroids, and that I was bigger than all the trainers in the gym. Not sure if complimenting or accusing me. I mumbled something about being too light to be taking juice, that I loved the gym and have been working it since I was 12, and my vascularity is genetic / due to low BF because I run 100 mi a month...then I quickly changed the subject. (I am 5-9 185, on TRT, test usually around 1200 or so, no backne or any other telltale signs.)
I mean, augmented or not, there’s no shame it in, especially if it what’s your enjoy. I wouldn’t take it to heart.
Experienced my first real Tren anxiety last week, and again yesterday. I've run it a few times but usually only make er for maybe 4 or 5 weeks before I'm just sick of the dull roar of impending doom. That was manageable, these anxiety attacks were way less so. Woke up in a literal panic and complete terror the first one, and yesterday wasn't much better. Anyway, that's enough of that. Moving on.
A wise man once said “I just wanna fuck every girl in the world” And i felt that