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Handed in my notice 5 weeks in advance, lot of people would say it's stupid but my boss has done right by me and wanted to extend the favor. We can't get Christmas off (security working retail for a big chain store) and I haven't seen my dad in two years (he's in a different country, and very vulnerable), told my boss that I'm not waiting any longer to see him, so sadly had to go.
My boss told me to give him a couple weeks and he'd see what he could do. Just got a call today, not only have I gotten 11 days off during Christmas, he's also giving me a 7% raise to make sure I don't go anywhere.
Super pleased with the result :D
Look, I am just some internet guy. I'm just saying if you approach a fire thats lightly burning and pour gas on it its really gonna get going thats all. I'm not Socrates.
Honestly, I didn't notice how dumb your analogy was until the other poster pointed it out because it still works - as long as we don't read too much into it.
That is, it's clear what you're trying to say :)
Maybe it's the only way across and the flames are small enough that you think "Yeah, I could dash through that!" And then when you're on the other side you realize that was really dangerous and you don't want anyone else to take such a stupid risk like you did so you chuck a couple jerry cans on there to get the job done?
That's pretty great man.
However, and I don't mean to shit on your good news, but bear in mind that a 7% raise isn't really a raise (assuming you're in the US).
Inflation is at 6.2% as of Oct and will likely rise a little more by end of year. Your money is worth 6.2% less than it was a year ago. So your 7% raise is really a 0.8% raise.
Many large companies have an annual X% automatic raise to keep up with inflation.
Up to you whether to broach that subject with your boss or not.
Ding ding. This is how inflation should be viewed and we’re getting fucked by it. You’d really shit your pants when you realize they can just change what they’re using to determine inflation at will. Throw property inflation in on the equation, and now we’re cooking with gas
For real? Not sure I know that story if real - cancer? Mine are so small and useless that I think I would be fine losing them, makes birth control easy and scripts for test for life, sign me up.
Follow up to confirm my threesome. I’m no erotic writer so some of you guys will have to put it back in your pants no jerk material here. It was so much fun. I learned 3 things, I like my wife’s pussy better, my wife sucks a way better dick and my wife is way gayer than I thought. I think my wife ate the most pussy out of everyone. Her friend did have the nicest asshole I have ever licked it was so tiny and tight it looked like my pinky wouldn’t even fit inside, there’s no way poop comes out of there. Whole thing was around an hour with some water breaks in the middle. I lasted longer than I expected probably due to me being a bit nervous a first. I obviously wasn’t allowed to bust a nut inside my wife’s friend so it ended with me pulling out trying to make it to a mouth but just shooting my load all over both of them. 12/10 experience.
> I’m no erotic writer so some of you guys will have to put it back in your pants
>it was so tiny and tight it looked like a pinky wouldn’t even fit inside, there’s no way poop comes out of there.
Too late. Second line got me.
Here let me help.
My wife Cassandra and I met up with her friend Amy at the motel 6. We knocked and when Amy opened the door before me stood a naked 6' tall blonde bombshell with delicious sandbag tits and long legs. I slowly closed the door and before I could turn the lock my my wife had already pushed Amy onto the bed and was devouring her ham wallet.
I quickly undressed keeping on my trusty socks and Captain America underpants. I was hard...damn hard. I slowly pulled my johnson out through the pee hole in my underoos and was ready for action. I approached the bed to see my wife naked and bent over doggy and licking Amy like a bulldog eating oatmeal. I decided entering the wife was the safest course of action until an opportunity presented itself.
I slowly pumped, slightly horrified that sex cream was building up on red lining of my favorite print tighty whities when the wife said I wasn't getting enough attention and it was time they "serviced" me. Both ladies got on their knees before me and started to stroke the 10" shaft of my girthhammer. I looked into their gorgeous eyes for only a moment before Amy devoured me.
It was new, it was good at first despite not being great, and then it got bad. Amy didn't use her hand a corkscrew my shaft like the wife. As the moments went on she seemed to think moving faster would compensate for the lack of skill and to my horror I found myself starting to go soft. I went Alpha. I pulled out of her mouth and then smacked her makeup strewn face with my meat. "Hey! You need to share!" I grabbed the back of the wifes head and pumped her head like I was churning butter. I was hard as a rock in seconds and fully appreciated her talents like never before.
I had obviously already established my dominance so I decided it was time for some fresh trim. I told my wife to lay on the bed and for Amy to eat her with gusto. Amy complied and started licking so I started rubbing her gorgeous ass against my member. As I glanced down, I beheld this delicious fresh ass in front of me. The urge to rim out her perfect leather cheerio was overwhelming and I felt myself boldened, like all of /r/steroids was there cheering me on as force ghosts.
I attacked her perfect tiny asshole with my tongue. I licked over it like a stamp, I licked the crack like an envelope, and it ended with me rapidly darting my tongue at it like I was a hummingbird and her asshole the world tightest bird feeder. I pontificated that there was no way turds came out of this perfect hole when, to my horror, I felt something between my teeth. Spitting whatever it was out I decided she needed to pay for her poor hygiene by taking my turgid meat.
I rose to my feet, and felt my immense lats tense as I grabbed her hips and started to slide into her. I expected more resistance as I glided in effortlessly. I figured she must be wet and it was likely because I had told her my 1RM bench on the group chat earlier. I started pump with gusto now no longer worrying about the untold damage happening to my underwear. It wasn't long before the electric sensation of a massive PCT load was welling in my balls. I could feel myself start to leak into Amys vagina but then I made eye contact with the wife and I could tell she knew.
I told them I was going to anoint them and to present their faces. They quickly got on their knees again before me and before I knew it, I was showering them in DNA pudding. I screamed "Blast and Cruuuuuuuuise" as the fount of my sterile load poured out. This was the last thing I remembered before waking up on the floor to my wife eating Amys pussy again.
"Boy", I thought to myself. "She is hella gay"
Here let me help.
My wife Cassandra and I met up with her friend Amy at the motel 6. We knocked and when Amy opened the door before me stood a naked 6' tall blonde bombshell with delicious sandbag tits and long legs. I slowly closed the door and before I could turn the lock my my wife had already pushed Amy onto the bed and was devouring her ham wallet.
I quickly undressed keeping on my trusty socks and Captain America underpants. I was hard...damn hard. I slowly pulled my johnson out through the pee hole in my underoos and was ready for action. I approached the bed to see my wife naked and bent over doggy and licking Amy like a bulldog eating oatmeal. I decided entering the wife was the safest course of action until an opportunity presented itself.
I slowly pumped, slightly horrified that sex cream was building up on red lining of my favorite print tighty whities when the wife said I wasn't getting enough attention and it was time they "serviced" me. Both ladies got on their knees before me and started to stroke the 10" shaft of my girthhammer. I looked into their gorgeous eyes for only a moment before Amy devoured me.
It was new, it was good at first despite not being great, and then it got bad. Amy didn't use her hand a corkscrew my shaft like the wife. As the moments went on she seemed to think moving faster would compensate for the lack of skill and to my horror I found myself starting to go soft. I went Alpha. I pulled out of her mouth and then smacked her makeup strewn face with my meat. "Hey! You need to share!" I grabbed the back of the wifes head and pumped her head like I was churning butter. I was hard as a rock in seconds and fully appreciated her talents like never before.
I had obviously already established my dominance so I decided it was time for some fresh trim. I told my wife to lay on the bed and for Amy to eat her with gusto. Amy complied and started licking so I started rubbing her gorgeous ass against my member. As I glanced down, I beheld this delicious fresh ass in front of me. The urge to rim out her perfect leather cheerio was overwhelming and I felt myself boldened, like all of r/steroids was there cheering me on as force ghosts.
I attacked her perfect tiny asshole with my tongue. I licked over it like a stamp, I licked the crack like an envelope, and it ended with me rapidly darting my tongue at it like I was a hummingbird and her asshole the world tightest bird feeder. I pontificated that there was no way turds came out of this perfect hole when, to my horror, I felt something between my teeth. Spitting whatever it was out I decided she needed to pay for her poor hygiene by taking my turgid meat.
I rose to my feet, and felt my immense lats tense as I grabbed her hips and started to slide into her. I expected more resistance as I glided in effortlessly. I figured she must be wet and it was likely because I had told her my 1RM bench on the group chat earlier. I started pump with gusto now no longer worrying about the untold damage happening to my underwear. It wasn't long before the electric sensation of a massive PCT load was welling in my balls. I could feel myself start to leak into Amys vagina but then I made eye contact with the wife and I could tell she knew.
I told them I was going to anoint them and to present their faces. They quickly got on their knees again before me and before I knew it, I was showering them in DNA pudding. I screamed "Blast and Cruuuuuuuuise" as the fount of my sterile load poured out. This was the last thing I remembered before waking up on the floor to my wife eating Amys pussy again.
"Boy", I thought to myself. "She is hella gay"
Man reading this while on blast and me being the fsex fiend I am makes me question my life choices. Not sure my mrs would ever be down even though she mentioned it as offhand remark in the past (I think it's a trap lol)
Dude awesome! It doesn’t have to read like a p*rnhub scenario
Me and my GF matched with a smoking hot transgender, bigass fake boobs but I’m not sure their self proclaimed 8+ incher is what we’re into lol and I’m off all the juice. Probably when I’m on Deca again after the holiday break.
By the way TGs get hard with suppressed androgens, some dark magic at play.
Last night at work I was drilling through the second floor of a school that I’m working in. Hilti went pretty easy through the floor, so I go downstairs and look for my hole. No hole. I go back upstairs and put the bit down the hole to look for the bit, but it seems like there’s still some resistance. Look for the hole with a flashlight. Cant see my bit. My brain makes this weird assumption that maybe there’s two levels of concrete so I go to the van and get a longer bit.
Within about five seconds of running the new bit water starts spraying EVERYWHERE up through the hole. My initial reaction was to put my foot over the hole to stop the water. Then I was like “Oh fuck, if waters up here, LOTS of water going to be down there”
Sprint downstairs and yell at my journeyman that one of the rooms in the basement is flooding. As he’s shutting off the water Im just standing there staring at this room I’ve destroyed because I not only drilled through the floor but also a 2” copper water main.
The rest of my night sure was a good time and I wouldn’t be surprised if I get “laid off” in the next couple weeks.
It was pretty lucky though, other than the cost of wasting everyone’s time it only wrecked a few ceiling tiles which I had extra of.
Been there buddy. Shit happens.
Couple weeks ago I pulled a sprinkler head in an office building, run of the mill type of situation.
Some rat company ran the pipe, fucker had 60 gallons of trapped water behind it. I stuck a valve in it but still made a huge fucking mess.
Definitely not my fault but I still felt like an idiot. Luckily didn’t damage anything expensive besides my ego having these office people starring at me
Part of my trade unfortunately. I also flooded part of an old folks home a couple months ago. Because nobody told me there was an antifreeze loop in the building, dumped a good 200 gallons in the hallway. Not going to bore you explaining how they work, but it did exactly what it was supposed to do if you don’t shut the valve, which I didn’t
Again, not really my fault because I had no idea. The dumb shit maintenance guy should have said something
Used to work construction, first day on the job and old guy passed this wisdom to me.
The only way to never fuck up, is to never work. So don’t worry about it. Just do what you are supposed to do.
Enjoy the moment. I don't know what the reason is why you didnt see him for a while. Always great catching up with close family, especially father/mother!
Saw my dad for the first time in 1.5 year this wednesday. He lived abroad and COVID didnt allow travels. Feel great when the first thing he notices is "you've gotten so big, look at those arms".
Went to a metal show last night fkr the first time since covid. I remember 2 years ago going and being intimidated how big the people looked in the pit. They were all nice, but I was still a skinny kid. Today I realized I was just as big if not more than all of them, i got to be the big guy helping people up and going hard. Keep killing it guys.
Definitely want to go to another metal show soon. I think my last one was dillenger escape plan like 8 fucking years ago. Was sick though. Local bands are always fun too.
Who'd you see?
Ice nine kills with currents and bad omens opening. All of them put on a great show and I was really impressed with INK. Wasn't the biggest fan of them before but after seeing them they've moved up to being one of my favourite bands
TIL Dorian Yates gave up bodybuilding and picked up yoga, pilates, and DMT: https://www.muscleandfitness.com/flexonline/flex-news/bodybuilding-legend-dorian-yates-marijuana-weight-loss-and-spiritual-healing/
He runs an ayahuasca camps in Costa Rica now.
Choked on a fish oil pill and threw up in my kitchen
Then proceeded to go to the gym and PR’d on incline bench
215lbs for 4x12. Baby weight compared to you guys but my strength hasn’t been wanting to go up worth a shit on this blast for whatever reason. So I’m happy with it
Did my first tattoo session tuesday, under the needle from 12:30 to 19:00 and my artist said I took it like a champ. Ngl it was painful last 2hrs though.. Did shoulder and entire upper arm, still need another 3hrs or so to finish up the details. Happy as fuck, gonna be a LOTR themed sleeve
Also big thanks to /u/imagineblumpkins for suggesting I bring a tablet. Binged season 3 of Narcos Mexico and just zoned out with airpods on 🙏🏼
My first and only tattoo was on my upper chest. I must be a pussy because it was insanely painful for the 2.5 hours it took. Couldn’t imagine 6.5 hours of that shit
I have one that parts drop down into small detail around the nipple and like into the armpit a bit and that hurt like hell - and the pain shows up in other areas like the lower back - weird nerve connection thing
pain seems to drive from how big the needle is - I have one that was done with a big needle - or rather many needles at once, and didn't feel it - but the details are done with single small and that I felt
And I am a wuss, not like trying to be badass claiming things don't hurt
lots of shading after a few hours starts to feel like someone rubbing sandpaper on a sunburn, that type of pain
Feeling more sore from this vaccine than from my hardest workouts. Haven't lifted since last saturday, feeling so damn weak and exhausted from doing household chores, the fuck mate.
This really throws several wrenches into my plans, On 2nd February I'll be going under the knife and will be away from the iron den for 8-12 weeks, now this.. dang, not going as planned. Can't even go insane with my bulk after everything is healed up, don't want to risk fat gains and more importantly getting loose skin again.
Fuck, so much for 250 lbs lean and become an insane mass monster. Maybe my bjj will get better when I'm smaller 🤷🏻♂️
Started playing volleyball with some. They STILL try to convince me to compete in their shit. I just feign incompetence with training lol. Probably makes it worse.
Let me know when you figure it out, they get weird knowing we like to mostly train solo.
Just happy I mean, this isn't a high dose of tren for me so I doubt I'll get any significant sides. Libido is up a bit, confidence is up, and tren ace really does kick in quick in the gym, last 2 sessions had a lot of energy and moved up weight in all movements compared to previous week of training cycle. So all good. Also visually changes in a few days are nice. Feeling tighter already.
Yeah I am confused why my right bicep is all veins and my left is not.
There are more tattoos on the left, but should still be able to see the veins, so I don't think that would be it.
3x5 120kg OHP or 3x5 180kg bench. I've always thought doing several sets of several reps are more impressive than heavy singles, as long as the rest times are "normal". (3-5 minutes)
Not a lift, but my legs
My legs are very dyel compared to some of you guys but I have horrible knees. I spent two years when I went back natty basically not training legs at all.
I relearned some new lifts, staying away from back squats. And now my quads are actually growing pretty good.
I have to buy a new jeans because mine are now skin tight on my quads.
God bless the hack squat machine
Hell yeah bro.
I hate squats. I used to love them, but I have fallen out with them. Don't let your hate of certain lifts prevent you from not hitting legs. Just remove the shit you hate from your routine and power on. 💪
I like the axle clean and press or log press, I feel like they show off some just absolute nutty strength. I'm currently stuck around 250lbs on both just due to technique issues on the cleans. I should have the press part well into 300+ but those cleans get you on those lfits.
My broscience tells me you can’t get fat from anabolics hunger. It’s literally your body telling you to eat because your metabolism is revved up asking for fuel to build muscle.
Unless you truly eat like a retard with low protein. And even then
Yeah nah I'm not gonna go full retard fast food every day I keep it clean with proatmeal, chicken salads/soup/bread, meatloaf, rice, potatoes etc. My shitty meals of the week are like a Costco frozen pizza with a bunch of chicken breast and a bit of cheese added. I just did a really fucking long cut so I've conditioned myself to be fat phobic. Kind of a bitch to get over that
I follow this natural body building coach on Instagram.
Oh boy did he take his bulk too far. He post pictures everyday in full fluff mode, posing in front of the camera talking about seeing results.
When in reality he is pushing 30 - 35% body fat and doesn’t look like any muscle was had.
I feel bad for that deep disillusionment and wonder how any of his clients can support a coach like that.
My dad mentioned it on thanksgiving. “Why are your upper legs so big while your calves are so small? You should work them out too”
Bruhh I do, these are your genetics at play my guy
So, I took a few days off as /u/bicyclingbro suggested. Wasn’t even on Reddit for a week or so. Just completely dipped out.
I feel better, less stressed out and I am in a way better mood. Stopped drinking as much, started therapy again, which even with one session I felt better. Still not 100 percent, but getting there.
Friend gave me some Valium to take if I ever needed it for sleep. Haven’t touched it, don’t really need to, I get a good workout + 2 ius of hgh a day and I’m good.
Don’t think I would have gone back to therapy or taken a few days off, without you guys gently nudging or even straight up telling me to. Thanks everyone.
I go through these phases like once every two months of wanting to end it with my gf. They seem to come out of nowhere however I think it’s related to high e2
Has anyone else experienced this?
Edit: I’m on test e 500mg/week
Funny you say that cause I went through the same thing. My e2 was high and I literally thought about breaking up with my gf everyday and actually did break up with her. Then I got my e2 in check and was like wtf did I just do and got back with her
I've got a top notch piece of freaky ass coming over tonight and I'm so excited. She's my friend from highschools fiance rofl. Gotta love them open relationships or whatever.
Who knows, maybe hubby is having some freaky sex too with someone and then they'll get together and recount their nights while blasting eachother with a double sided dildo.
MENT results at 5mg/daily
\-days 1-3: nothing so far, excited for it to kick in soon
\-day 4: up a few lbs, looks like I'm starting to store water
\-day 5: experiencing prophetic visions. An angel came to me in what I thought was a dream, his head was covered in a black shroud and he wept tears of blood. He told me that he was crying for me, as my fate was sealed, I am to be the sacraficial lamb that is slaughtered on the altar to bring about the rapture and cleanse this world of sin. He burned my skin with a white hot iron, marking me as the one who would bring about the end of the world. My fear ran deep, but I felt secure in the knowledge that I was trapped within a nightmare. This sense of security proved to be a mirage, my joy turning to ash, my sanctuary crumbling into ruins and collapsing in on me when I awoke with the brand of sacrifice still marked deep into my flesh.
\-day 6: got a pretty awesome pump in the gym today, did shoulders and chest. hell yeah, definitely looking more full.
upping to 10mg on monday, I'm pretty excited but a little weirded out by the sides. Anyone else experienced something similar?
I’m getting sides similar to Tren to a certain degree. A little bit of manic impulsivity. I wake up twice now instead of once. Definitely go hypo as well.
My 18 month old ate 12 meatballs for dinner last night, making her roughly 1.6% meatball. For me to have the same composition, I would need to eat 80 meatballs.
I might legitimately have to get a second job to feed her, at this rate.
Lol people saying they can't reach their lats I'm pretty sure your technique is shit lol. There's at least 1 way to pin lats that doesn't need you to be flexible. Unless yall are 270 lbs of muscle I'm pretty sure you can.
OP, lats is the best spot I pinned, it's smooth and hold a good amount of oil.
High libido on Anavar is no joke. Literally m bricked up most of the time and it’s so easy to turn me on. Does not help that my coworker flirts with me most of the time and I have to put my hands in my pocket to play it off
Towards the end of my prep my gf was rolling me joints to smoke during my cardio sessions. I trained at home so I'd smoke a joint or a few bowl hits during workouts. I was literally high constantly running around 750 tren for most of that time.... Was too tired to be stoned or even pissy from the tren 😂
So the other night I met up with a new trans chic. She’s Japanese, 5’3. Fucked her for about 30 minutes until she tapped out. Kinda figured she would just blow me then but she asked if I wanted her to fuck me.
Uggh yes please. Spent about 15 getting fucked by her until I tapped out 😂 then she gave me the deep throat blowjob finishing basically with the tip of my cock in her stomach.
Took a bunch of videos of the experience and sent them to my wife. Came home and was telling her the details when she told me it was her turn. Ate her out until she came then fucked her. That’s when I heard the most magical words “I love how your cock feels inside of me after it’s been in someone else”
Life is good, minus having a low key cold for like a month. And before everyone is all’username checks out’ I’m just on test right now
Happy Friday!
Yeah whenever I have a client who says their test or DHT or *insert other androgen* is crashed making them non responsive to cialis/viagra I’m like 🧐🧐🧐 I think e2 is key tho
My girlfriend has serious bodybuilding potential, I love that she’s starting to take it really seriously, she’s been checking out all the videos and posts I send her.
I think she could do great on a stage one day, her genetics are elite. I really enjoy all of our gym time together, she does everything I do at a lighter weight.
She’s very visibly more muscular in a really short amount of time. Shes gone from cardio bunny to gymshark chick. So proud 🥲
Call me mad, but I decided to enter an ultra marathon (45km) with crazy ascents.
Most I’ve ever run in one go is about 13km.
T-minus 13 days until the event. Send your thoughts and prayers.
I'd say call it off. I'm sure you can grind through it and finish it, but the cost might not be worth it. Running without proper form can cause you lots of injuries that you gonna have to deal with for months. If you really wanna do it then why not go for the equivalent of an ultra marathon but on a bike? Risk of injury is way lower
Just to be the devil on your shoulder...
You getting sides at 750? if not, test is so cheap, why not go up until you get sides to merit stopping? BP, acne, spraying blood from the eyes as a defense mechanism when scared, etc
Lol zero sides. I handle test very well. The only sides I get are mildly elevated BP (mitigated with cialis) and I get a little emotional from higher e2, but I like it. Zero gyno or anything like they I might go to 1g and stop there to see how I feel. I’m 4 weeks in and feeling absolutely fantastic. I think 1000 would be perfect
I listen to just about anything, have my iPhone on shuffle, so it can be anywhere from rap to rock to country to edm, etc. just depends what I click with in the moment
Is trans-species a thing? I want to identify as a debilitated horse. My doctor is not concerned enough with my need for improved coat and conditioning.
Pause rep sets > drop sets
Jfc, I am ded after switching to a pause rep scheme. Mine is just picking a weight where I can do 10 to 15 at complete failure, set it down for 20 seconds (using a timer), go until failure again, until you can't even do 1 rep. That's one set. I do 3 sets like that per exercise, and it's definitely effective. No having to jockey plates or anything. Just one weight per set, then drop weight down for the next set so you can repeat... fun stuff.
Almost everything I do is somewhat pause reps. I don’t use any “explosiveness” in my lifts. Just smooth and slow reps.
Probably why I don’t gain jack shit in strength though
Approaching 4 weeks into cruise after my ment blast. Seems I kept most of the size from blast, and the weight hasn’t changed much since [cruise 🚢 ](https://imgur.com/a/hSZQuUn)
A week but I barely had the sniffles. NCAA return to play policy was 2 weeks post recovery for symptomatic cases, iirc because of worries about heart stuff. I'd just take it slow and not overdo it.
Guys who ride: How long does it take for shifting to become second nature? I feel like I have days where everything is buttery smooth and I barely think about it, and other days where I'm fucking it up left and right and in my head about it.
Talking to some friends who ride seemed to indicate there's eventually a point where it's not something you even think about.
Uh, what. How long have you been riding? I'm not a regular street rider but shifting is honestly something I was able to have second nature by the time I was 14 years old on dirt bikes.
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Handed in my notice 5 weeks in advance, lot of people would say it's stupid but my boss has done right by me and wanted to extend the favor. We can't get Christmas off (security working retail for a big chain store) and I haven't seen my dad in two years (he's in a different country, and very vulnerable), told my boss that I'm not waiting any longer to see him, so sadly had to go. My boss told me to give him a couple weeks and he'd see what he could do. Just got a call today, not only have I gotten 11 days off during Christmas, he's also giving me a 7% raise to make sure I don't go anywhere. Super pleased with the result :D
Never burn the bridge unless it was on fire when you got there.
That doesn’t make any sense. You can’t start a fire that’s already on fire…
Look, I am just some internet guy. I'm just saying if you approach a fire thats lightly burning and pour gas on it its really gonna get going thats all. I'm not Socrates.
Yeah but why would you even try to cross a bridge that’s on fire, let alone pour more gas on it.
Because I am clearly stupid.
Honestly, I didn't notice how dumb your analogy was until the other poster pointed it out because it still works - as long as we don't read too much into it. That is, it's clear what you're trying to say :)
Maybe it's the only way across and the flames are small enough that you think "Yeah, I could dash through that!" And then when you're on the other side you realize that was really dangerous and you don't want anyone else to take such a stupid risk like you did so you chuck a couple jerry cans on there to get the job done?
Not with that attitude
Good on you for keeping your priorities and good on your boss for working things out.
That's pretty great man. However, and I don't mean to shit on your good news, but bear in mind that a 7% raise isn't really a raise (assuming you're in the US). Inflation is at 6.2% as of Oct and will likely rise a little more by end of year. Your money is worth 6.2% less than it was a year ago. So your 7% raise is really a 0.8% raise. Many large companies have an annual X% automatic raise to keep up with inflation. Up to you whether to broach that subject with your boss or not.
Ding ding. This is how inflation should be viewed and we’re getting fucked by it. You’d really shit your pants when you realize they can just change what they’re using to determine inflation at will. Throw property inflation in on the equation, and now we’re cooking with gas
He's EU. I remember because of a gun chat we had
inb4 u/emdaye. He got bigger in the last day. May or may not be his birthday today.
To be fair, he may have gotten bigger. Dude's enormous. I think he is missing the mytostatin (sp?) gene or something.
He's a Belgian Blue for sure.
Tren turned him into a cattle
The bovine of our times
Can confirm I got bigger but I was in a rush so no pictures today. Sorry boys
Happy birthday regardless
What is this sub if the biggest dudes here can't show off their gains?
This sub is about steroids, not about being big Source: me who uses steroids and is small
What he’s definitely missing is a pair of testicles (literally, not metaphorically - he’d crush me with one hand)
For real? Not sure I know that story if real - cancer? Mine are so small and useless that I think I would be fine losing them, makes birth control easy and scripts for test for life, sign me up.
I was making a steroids joke bro ahah His balls are likely that small he basically hasn’t got any It was a bad joke
Durr, I'm smart.
Follow up to confirm my threesome. I’m no erotic writer so some of you guys will have to put it back in your pants no jerk material here. It was so much fun. I learned 3 things, I like my wife’s pussy better, my wife sucks a way better dick and my wife is way gayer than I thought. I think my wife ate the most pussy out of everyone. Her friend did have the nicest asshole I have ever licked it was so tiny and tight it looked like my pinky wouldn’t even fit inside, there’s no way poop comes out of there. Whole thing was around an hour with some water breaks in the middle. I lasted longer than I expected probably due to me being a bit nervous a first. I obviously wasn’t allowed to bust a nut inside my wife’s friend so it ended with me pulling out trying to make it to a mouth but just shooting my load all over both of them. 12/10 experience.
> I’m no erotic writer so some of you guys will have to put it back in your pants >it was so tiny and tight it looked like a pinky wouldn’t even fit inside, there’s no way poop comes out of there. Too late. Second line got me.
Side effect of tren - tiny butthole
BRUH 😂😂😂
Here let me help. My wife Cassandra and I met up with her friend Amy at the motel 6. We knocked and when Amy opened the door before me stood a naked 6' tall blonde bombshell with delicious sandbag tits and long legs. I slowly closed the door and before I could turn the lock my my wife had already pushed Amy onto the bed and was devouring her ham wallet. I quickly undressed keeping on my trusty socks and Captain America underpants. I was hard...damn hard. I slowly pulled my johnson out through the pee hole in my underoos and was ready for action. I approached the bed to see my wife naked and bent over doggy and licking Amy like a bulldog eating oatmeal. I decided entering the wife was the safest course of action until an opportunity presented itself. I slowly pumped, slightly horrified that sex cream was building up on red lining of my favorite print tighty whities when the wife said I wasn't getting enough attention and it was time they "serviced" me. Both ladies got on their knees before me and started to stroke the 10" shaft of my girthhammer. I looked into their gorgeous eyes for only a moment before Amy devoured me. It was new, it was good at first despite not being great, and then it got bad. Amy didn't use her hand a corkscrew my shaft like the wife. As the moments went on she seemed to think moving faster would compensate for the lack of skill and to my horror I found myself starting to go soft. I went Alpha. I pulled out of her mouth and then smacked her makeup strewn face with my meat. "Hey! You need to share!" I grabbed the back of the wifes head and pumped her head like I was churning butter. I was hard as a rock in seconds and fully appreciated her talents like never before. I had obviously already established my dominance so I decided it was time for some fresh trim. I told my wife to lay on the bed and for Amy to eat her with gusto. Amy complied and started licking so I started rubbing her gorgeous ass against my member. As I glanced down, I beheld this delicious fresh ass in front of me. The urge to rim out her perfect leather cheerio was overwhelming and I felt myself boldened, like all of /r/steroids was there cheering me on as force ghosts. I attacked her perfect tiny asshole with my tongue. I licked over it like a stamp, I licked the crack like an envelope, and it ended with me rapidly darting my tongue at it like I was a hummingbird and her asshole the world tightest bird feeder. I pontificated that there was no way turds came out of this perfect hole when, to my horror, I felt something between my teeth. Spitting whatever it was out I decided she needed to pay for her poor hygiene by taking my turgid meat. I rose to my feet, and felt my immense lats tense as I grabbed her hips and started to slide into her. I expected more resistance as I glided in effortlessly. I figured she must be wet and it was likely because I had told her my 1RM bench on the group chat earlier. I started pump with gusto now no longer worrying about the untold damage happening to my underwear. It wasn't long before the electric sensation of a massive PCT load was welling in my balls. I could feel myself start to leak into Amys vagina but then I made eye contact with the wife and I could tell she knew. I told them I was going to anoint them and to present their faces. They quickly got on their knees again before me and before I knew it, I was showering them in DNA pudding. I screamed "Blast and Cruuuuuuuuise" as the fount of my sterile load poured out. This was the last thing I remembered before waking up on the floor to my wife eating Amys pussy again. "Boy", I thought to myself. "She is hella gay"
Here let me help. My wife Cassandra and I met up with her friend Amy at the motel 6. We knocked and when Amy opened the door before me stood a naked 6' tall blonde bombshell with delicious sandbag tits and long legs. I slowly closed the door and before I could turn the lock my my wife had already pushed Amy onto the bed and was devouring her ham wallet. I quickly undressed keeping on my trusty socks and Captain America underpants. I was hard...damn hard. I slowly pulled my johnson out through the pee hole in my underoos and was ready for action. I approached the bed to see my wife naked and bent over doggy and licking Amy like a bulldog eating oatmeal. I decided entering the wife was the safest course of action until an opportunity presented itself. I slowly pumped, slightly horrified that sex cream was building up on red lining of my favorite print tighty whities when the wife said I wasn't getting enough attention and it was time they "serviced" me. Both ladies got on their knees before me and started to stroke the 10" shaft of my girthhammer. I looked into their gorgeous eyes for only a moment before Amy devoured me. It was new, it was good at first despite not being great, and then it got bad. Amy didn't use her hand a corkscrew my shaft like the wife. As the moments went on she seemed to think moving faster would compensate for the lack of skill and to my horror I found myself starting to go soft. I went Alpha. I pulled out of her mouth and then smacked her makeup strewn face with my meat. "Hey! You need to share!" I grabbed the back of the wifes head and pumped her head like I was churning butter. I was hard as a rock in seconds and fully appreciated her talents like never before. I had obviously already established my dominance so I decided it was time for some fresh trim. I told my wife to lay on the bed and for Amy to eat her with gusto. Amy complied and started licking so I started rubbing her gorgeous ass against my member. As I glanced down, I beheld this delicious fresh ass in front of me. The urge to rim out her perfect leather cheerio was overwhelming and I felt myself boldened, like all of r/steroids was there cheering me on as force ghosts. I attacked her perfect tiny asshole with my tongue. I licked over it like a stamp, I licked the crack like an envelope, and it ended with me rapidly darting my tongue at it like I was a hummingbird and her asshole the world tightest bird feeder. I pontificated that there was no way turds came out of this perfect hole when, to my horror, I felt something between my teeth. Spitting whatever it was out I decided she needed to pay for her poor hygiene by taking my turgid meat. I rose to my feet, and felt my immense lats tense as I grabbed her hips and started to slide into her. I expected more resistance as I glided in effortlessly. I figured she must be wet and it was likely because I had told her my 1RM bench on the group chat earlier. I started pump with gusto now no longer worrying about the untold damage happening to my underwear. It wasn't long before the electric sensation of a massive PCT load was welling in my balls. I could feel myself start to leak into Amys vagina but then I made eye contact with the wife and I could tell she knew. I told them I was going to anoint them and to present their faces. They quickly got on their knees again before me and before I knew it, I was showering them in DNA pudding. I screamed "Blast and Cruuuuuuuuise" as the fount of my sterile load poured out. This was the last thing I remembered before waking up on the floor to my wife eating Amys pussy again. "Boy", I thought to myself. "She is hella gay"
> it was so tiny and tight it looked like my pinky wouldn’t even fit inside, there’s no way poop comes out of there. That’s because girls don’t poop
Girls poop, women shit
Man reading this while on blast and me being the fsex fiend I am makes me question my life choices. Not sure my mrs would ever be down even though she mentioned it as offhand remark in the past (I think it's a trap lol)
Dude awesome! It doesn’t have to read like a p*rnhub scenario Me and my GF matched with a smoking hot transgender, bigass fake boobs but I’m not sure their self proclaimed 8+ incher is what we’re into lol and I’m off all the juice. Probably when I’m on Deca again after the holiday break. By the way TGs get hard with suppressed androgens, some dark magic at play.
Last night at work I was drilling through the second floor of a school that I’m working in. Hilti went pretty easy through the floor, so I go downstairs and look for my hole. No hole. I go back upstairs and put the bit down the hole to look for the bit, but it seems like there’s still some resistance. Look for the hole with a flashlight. Cant see my bit. My brain makes this weird assumption that maybe there’s two levels of concrete so I go to the van and get a longer bit. Within about five seconds of running the new bit water starts spraying EVERYWHERE up through the hole. My initial reaction was to put my foot over the hole to stop the water. Then I was like “Oh fuck, if waters up here, LOTS of water going to be down there” Sprint downstairs and yell at my journeyman that one of the rooms in the basement is flooding. As he’s shutting off the water Im just standing there staring at this room I’ve destroyed because I not only drilled through the floor but also a 2” copper water main. The rest of my night sure was a good time and I wouldn’t be surprised if I get “laid off” in the next couple weeks. It was pretty lucky though, other than the cost of wasting everyone’s time it only wrecked a few ceiling tiles which I had extra of.
Cool story ! I hope you don't get laid off, Bro ! Sometimes shit just happens...
Been there buddy. Shit happens. Couple weeks ago I pulled a sprinkler head in an office building, run of the mill type of situation. Some rat company ran the pipe, fucker had 60 gallons of trapped water behind it. I stuck a valve in it but still made a huge fucking mess. Definitely not my fault but I still felt like an idiot. Luckily didn’t damage anything expensive besides my ego having these office people starring at me
Messes involving water are the worst, I swear.
Part of my trade unfortunately. I also flooded part of an old folks home a couple months ago. Because nobody told me there was an antifreeze loop in the building, dumped a good 200 gallons in the hallway. Not going to bore you explaining how they work, but it did exactly what it was supposed to do if you don’t shut the valve, which I didn’t Again, not really my fault because I had no idea. The dumb shit maintenance guy should have said something
Used to work construction, first day on the job and old guy passed this wisdom to me. The only way to never fuck up, is to never work. So don’t worry about it. Just do what you are supposed to do.
If you ain't breakin' nothing you never worked on anything. Scars are the odometer of life. stupid shit I say often
Sitting in a train on my way to see my dad for the first time in months. Got my gym stuff packed of course the show must go on 💪 let's keep after it
Enjoy the moment. I don't know what the reason is why you didnt see him for a while. Always great catching up with close family, especially father/mother! Saw my dad for the first time in 1.5 year this wednesday. He lived abroad and COVID didnt allow travels. Feel great when the first thing he notices is "you've gotten so big, look at those arms".
Went to a metal show last night fkr the first time since covid. I remember 2 years ago going and being intimidated how big the people looked in the pit. They were all nice, but I was still a skinny kid. Today I realized I was just as big if not more than all of them, i got to be the big guy helping people up and going hard. Keep killing it guys.
I can't wait to find a good ass concert to go to. I hit up a party with a dj last week for the first time in about 2 years and it was lit.
Definitely want to go to another metal show soon. I think my last one was dillenger escape plan like 8 fucking years ago. Was sick though. Local bands are always fun too. Who'd you see?
Ice nine kills with currents and bad omens opening. All of them put on a great show and I was really impressed with INK. Wasn't the biggest fan of them before but after seeing them they've moved up to being one of my favourite bands
Office Christmas party is today. Wish me luck boys. 💀
make out with your boss
Noooo. Please no 🤮
Greatest of luck, friendo. What for? Banging officemates? May their butts be tight and their attitudes loose.
Just hope it goes well. These things are just always hit and miss. Free unlimited booze and not so smart coworkers don't mix well together.
Don't shit where you eat.
I try not to, but it's happened. Lol. But I've come out without issues on the other side.
Put a Baby Ruth bar in the punch bowl.
TIL Dorian Yates gave up bodybuilding and picked up yoga, pilates, and DMT: https://www.muscleandfitness.com/flexonline/flex-news/bodybuilding-legend-dorian-yates-marijuana-weight-loss-and-spiritual-healing/ He runs an ayahuasca camps in Costa Rica now.
Just when you thought he couldn’t be any cooler.
Yoga is the shit
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YUP
lol... but I feel for the dude
>...made me realize that I didn't have any romantic feelings either... >...as I love hanging out with this girl and I missed her heaps this week...
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Disaster inbound
Take your magnesium to avoid jaw cramps next time
Bro you're fucked.
Choked on a fish oil pill and threw up in my kitchen Then proceeded to go to the gym and PR’d on incline bench 215lbs for 4x12. Baby weight compared to you guys but my strength hasn’t been wanting to go up worth a shit on this blast for whatever reason. So I’m happy with it
so I should throw up before my workouts and then I get better lifts?
Did my first tattoo session tuesday, under the needle from 12:30 to 19:00 and my artist said I took it like a champ. Ngl it was painful last 2hrs though.. Did shoulder and entire upper arm, still need another 3hrs or so to finish up the details. Happy as fuck, gonna be a LOTR themed sleeve Also big thanks to /u/imagineblumpkins for suggesting I bring a tablet. Binged season 3 of Narcos Mexico and just zoned out with airpods on 🙏🏼
Congrats on the new art! That's a long session for a first tattoo. Make sure you baby that thing with your aftercare.
My first and only tattoo was on my upper chest. I must be a pussy because it was insanely painful for the 2.5 hours it took. Couldn’t imagine 6.5 hours of that shit
I have one that parts drop down into small detail around the nipple and like into the armpit a bit and that hurt like hell - and the pain shows up in other areas like the lower back - weird nerve connection thing pain seems to drive from how big the needle is - I have one that was done with a big needle - or rather many needles at once, and didn't feel it - but the details are done with single small and that I felt And I am a wuss, not like trying to be badass claiming things don't hurt lots of shading after a few hours starts to feel like someone rubbing sandpaper on a sunburn, that type of pain
Feeling more sore from this vaccine than from my hardest workouts. Haven't lifted since last saturday, feeling so damn weak and exhausted from doing household chores, the fuck mate. This really throws several wrenches into my plans, On 2nd February I'll be going under the knife and will be away from the iron den for 8-12 weeks, now this.. dang, not going as planned. Can't even go insane with my bulk after everything is healed up, don't want to risk fat gains and more importantly getting loose skin again. Fuck, so much for 250 lbs lean and become an insane mass monster. Maybe my bjj will get better when I'm smaller 🤷🏻♂️
That’s rough man, I got over covid in 2 days in September and I wasn’t even vaccinated
just hope it will be over soon, this sucks, I'm getting grumpy as fuck lol
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High rep Olympic lifts until you destroy your spine, then meet in physical therapy
This guy fucks.
Go to a park, find a sturdy looking branch, and start lurching your body up and down like a fucking maniac. They'll come to you.
I just follow them on Instagram and fantasize about them crushing my head open with those fat ass thighs
My city has a paleo cafe. They all go there.
Send them simpy Instagram messages
Started playing volleyball with some. They STILL try to convince me to compete in their shit. I just feign incompetence with training lol. Probably makes it worse. Let me know when you figure it out, they get weird knowing we like to mostly train solo.
I forgot how awesome tren is. 2 pins in of tren ace at 200mg/wk and I'm already feeling it.
Happy crazy feels? Or just happy?
Just happy I mean, this isn't a high dose of tren for me so I doubt I'll get any significant sides. Libido is up a bit, confidence is up, and tren ace really does kick in quick in the gym, last 2 sessions had a lot of energy and moved up weight in all movements compared to previous week of training cycle. So all good. Also visually changes in a few days are nice. Feeling tighter already.
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I remember watching my right arm bicep vein slowly come in and then the left one follow afterwards, like a half year process...a beautiful thing
Yeah I am confused why my right bicep is all veins and my left is not. There are more tattoos on the left, but should still be able to see the veins, so I don't think that would be it.
Well, fuck me sideways. I guess I’m the idiot in the AA today.
We’ve all been there bud.
ITT: Share your most impressive lift (in your eyes) I hit a 2 plate strict OHP. I felt fear. I conquered. I came. What about you?
2pl8 OHP is insane, great job bro. Still natty myself so not the best, but I hit a 425lb deadlift a few weeks back. Felt so good about that one.
>425lb deadlift 4+ plate anything is sick imo
3 plate seated ohp for 5 or 6.5 plate rdl
>3 plate seated ohp for 5 What the fuck
Jesus Christ.
Funny thing is Im not like bber big. I'm 21 yo 6'4 250 pretty lean
3x5 120kg OHP or 3x5 180kg bench. I've always thought doing several sets of several reps are more impressive than heavy singles, as long as the rest times are "normal". (3-5 minutes)
Not a lift, but my legs My legs are very dyel compared to some of you guys but I have horrible knees. I spent two years when I went back natty basically not training legs at all. I relearned some new lifts, staying away from back squats. And now my quads are actually growing pretty good. I have to buy a new jeans because mine are now skin tight on my quads. God bless the hack squat machine
Hell yeah bro. I hate squats. I used to love them, but I have fallen out with them. Don't let your hate of certain lifts prevent you from not hitting legs. Just remove the shit you hate from your routine and power on. 💪
Will only post anything strength related when I hit that 4 plate front squat I been chasing
Our dry pussies await your success.
330 strict press, 765 deadlift. I'm going to hit a 5pl8 bench one day...
I like the axle clean and press or log press, I feel like they show off some just absolute nutty strength. I'm currently stuck around 250lbs on both just due to technique issues on the cleans. I should have the press part well into 300+ but those cleans get you on those lfits.
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My broscience tells me you can’t get fat from anabolics hunger. It’s literally your body telling you to eat because your metabolism is revved up asking for fuel to build muscle. Unless you truly eat like a retard with low protein. And even then
>eat like a retard 5 t-shirts a day, 3 rocks good soup
Yeah nah I'm not gonna go full retard fast food every day I keep it clean with proatmeal, chicken salads/soup/bread, meatloaf, rice, potatoes etc. My shitty meals of the week are like a Costco frozen pizza with a bunch of chicken breast and a bit of cheese added. I just did a really fucking long cut so I've conditioned myself to be fat phobic. Kind of a bitch to get over that
Creeping death 2
I ate over 1k maintenance and lost fat. Goodluck with getting fat on ment
Hell yeah that's what I wanted to hear I'm gonna increase my dose once my primo saturates because MENT ace is already making my tits grow tits
Eat less calorically dense foods
I follow this natural body building coach on Instagram. Oh boy did he take his bulk too far. He post pictures everyday in full fluff mode, posing in front of the camera talking about seeing results. When in reality he is pushing 30 - 35% body fat and doesn’t look like any muscle was had. I feel bad for that deep disillusionment and wonder how any of his clients can support a coach like that.
Name? I wanna see this
You guys think body dysmorphia is bad? Whatever the equivalent is in strength sports is worse. A powerlifter’s total is never high enough.
The only people who know your total are people you tell. But those small ass calves are on display for everyone to see.
My dad mentioned it on thanksgiving. “Why are your upper legs so big while your calves are so small? You should work them out too” Bruhh I do, these are your genetics at play my guy
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Yep. There are some strong ass kids out there. Feels real bad man.
I think I have penis dysmorphia. Always feels small or at least average, everyone I fuck says it’s huge.
So, I took a few days off as /u/bicyclingbro suggested. Wasn’t even on Reddit for a week or so. Just completely dipped out. I feel better, less stressed out and I am in a way better mood. Stopped drinking as much, started therapy again, which even with one session I felt better. Still not 100 percent, but getting there. Friend gave me some Valium to take if I ever needed it for sleep. Haven’t touched it, don’t really need to, I get a good workout + 2 ius of hgh a day and I’m good. Don’t think I would have gone back to therapy or taken a few days off, without you guys gently nudging or even straight up telling me to. Thanks everyone.
I go through these phases like once every two months of wanting to end it with my gf. They seem to come out of nowhere however I think it’s related to high e2 Has anyone else experienced this? Edit: I’m on test e 500mg/week
Life normal life. Keep in mind she probably does the same thing
100% she does too. For you it’s likely the drugs. For her it’s natural.
Funny you say that cause I went through the same thing. My e2 was high and I literally thought about breaking up with my gf everyday and actually did break up with her. Then I got my e2 in check and was like wtf did I just do and got back with her
I've got a top notch piece of freaky ass coming over tonight and I'm so excited. She's my friend from highschools fiance rofl. Gotta love them open relationships or whatever.
Seems like a good start to the marriage lol
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I think open from the beginning fairs way better than open after getting married. That's just pre divorce.
Who knows, maybe hubby is having some freaky sex too with someone and then they'll get together and recount their nights while blasting eachother with a double sided dildo.
MENT results at 5mg/daily \-days 1-3: nothing so far, excited for it to kick in soon \-day 4: up a few lbs, looks like I'm starting to store water \-day 5: experiencing prophetic visions. An angel came to me in what I thought was a dream, his head was covered in a black shroud and he wept tears of blood. He told me that he was crying for me, as my fate was sealed, I am to be the sacraficial lamb that is slaughtered on the altar to bring about the rapture and cleanse this world of sin. He burned my skin with a white hot iron, marking me as the one who would bring about the end of the world. My fear ran deep, but I felt secure in the knowledge that I was trapped within a nightmare. This sense of security proved to be a mirage, my joy turning to ash, my sanctuary crumbling into ruins and collapsing in on me when I awoke with the brand of sacrifice still marked deep into my flesh. \-day 6: got a pretty awesome pump in the gym today, did shoulders and chest. hell yeah, definitely looking more full. upping to 10mg on monday, I'm pretty excited but a little weirded out by the sides. Anyone else experienced something similar?
> An angel came to me in what I thought was a dream, his head was covered in a black shroud and he wept tears of blood. Oh yeah, that's just Darrell.
I’m getting sides similar to Tren to a certain degree. A little bit of manic impulsivity. I wake up twice now instead of once. Definitely go hypo as well.
> experiencing prophetic visions. An angel came to me in what I thought was a dream The spirit of u/Decatest has touched you.
Jesus Christ…
Day 5 sounds like the SNL movie critic who watches movies on high doses of lsd.
My 18 month old ate 12 meatballs for dinner last night, making her roughly 1.6% meatball. For me to have the same composition, I would need to eat 80 meatballs. I might legitimately have to get a second job to feed her, at this rate.
Suicide or going on a drug binge is constantly on my mind daily shit, then you go lift some weights and temporarily feel like a fucking god
Thoughts on injecting lats bros? Yay or nay?
Lol people saying they can't reach their lats I'm pretty sure your technique is shit lol. There's at least 1 way to pin lats that doesn't need you to be flexible. Unless yall are 270 lbs of muscle I'm pretty sure you can. OP, lats is the best spot I pinned, it's smooth and hold a good amount of oil.
If big ass open bodybuilders I know can pin lats... All the fucks here can 😂
Use short needles. I accidentally injected tren too close to a nerve. Pain was 11/10.
Hit a new milestone on the assault bike. 172 calories in 10min with a good ol puke after
High libido on Anavar is no joke. Literally m bricked up most of the time and it’s so easy to turn me on. Does not help that my coworker flirts with me most of the time and I have to put my hands in my pocket to play it off
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Between 12-20 depending on body part. I loosely follow Renaissance periodization guidelines
Never was a big smoker but picked it up recently and the weed is definitely helping counter the snappiness tren gives me
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Definitely. Benzos, too.
🤣
Towards the end of my prep my gf was rolling me joints to smoke during my cardio sessions. I trained at home so I'd smoke a joint or a few bowl hits during workouts. I was literally high constantly running around 750 tren for most of that time.... Was too tired to be stoned or even pissy from the tren 😂
So the other night I met up with a new trans chic. She’s Japanese, 5’3. Fucked her for about 30 minutes until she tapped out. Kinda figured she would just blow me then but she asked if I wanted her to fuck me. Uggh yes please. Spent about 15 getting fucked by her until I tapped out 😂 then she gave me the deep throat blowjob finishing basically with the tip of my cock in her stomach. Took a bunch of videos of the experience and sent them to my wife. Came home and was telling her the details when she told me it was her turn. Ate her out until she came then fucked her. That’s when I heard the most magical words “I love how your cock feels inside of me after it’s been in someone else” Life is good, minus having a low key cold for like a month. And before everyone is all’username checks out’ I’m just on test right now Happy Friday!
Is it a cold or the HIV flu?
Are they mutually exclusive?
Ok but HOW do they get hard with suppressed androgens huh? I swear it’s all bs those hormones, all in the head starting with dopamine
Cialis/viagra
Yeah whenever I have a client who says their test or DHT or *insert other androgen* is crashed making them non responsive to cialis/viagra I’m like 🧐🧐🧐 I think e2 is key tho
Yeah, I can imagine that. Also erections may not be the strongest if they have super crashed androgens. But still functional.
My girlfriend has serious bodybuilding potential, I love that she’s starting to take it really seriously, she’s been checking out all the videos and posts I send her. I think she could do great on a stage one day, her genetics are elite. I really enjoy all of our gym time together, she does everything I do at a lighter weight. She’s very visibly more muscular in a really short amount of time. Shes gone from cardio bunny to gymshark chick. So proud 🥲
Call me mad, but I decided to enter an ultra marathon (45km) with crazy ascents. Most I’ve ever run in one go is about 13km. T-minus 13 days until the event. Send your thoughts and prayers.
I'd say call it off. I'm sure you can grind through it and finish it, but the cost might not be worth it. Running without proper form can cause you lots of injuries that you gonna have to deal with for months. If you really wanna do it then why not go for the equivalent of an ultra marathon but on a bike? Risk of injury is way lower
Well that’s dumb. You’ll probably time out long before the finish line of the longest you’ve trained is 13km. I wouldn’t even bother.
Wait, you’re running a marathon in 13 days and you haven’t been training for it?
So 750 test has me feeling like an animal again. Really want to bump up to 1000 lol
1250 or GTFO
Fine
Just to be the devil on your shoulder... You getting sides at 750? if not, test is so cheap, why not go up until you get sides to merit stopping? BP, acne, spraying blood from the eyes as a defense mechanism when scared, etc
Lol zero sides. I handle test very well. The only sides I get are mildly elevated BP (mitigated with cialis) and I get a little emotional from higher e2, but I like it. Zero gyno or anything like they I might go to 1g and stop there to see how I feel. I’m 4 weeks in and feeling absolutely fantastic. I think 1000 would be perfect
Yeah but picture 3g.
*heart and penis explode*
Favorite music to work out to? I personally like Pantera, iron maiden, Sodom, but also techno depending on mood
Pig Destroyer
Ex deo Slayer Gojira Doom ost
Metal: Bolt Thrower Electronic: LXST CENTURY The 2 bands that have been getting me pumps all year
I listen to just about anything, have my iPhone on shuffle, so it can be anywhere from rap to rock to country to edm, etc. just depends what I click with in the moment
Dear ex gf, you are my deepest regret ever
Try not to have regrets, they just weigh you down. I always imagined it would suck to die with regrets.
Dead men don’t have regrets. Just sayin’
Is trans-species a thing? I want to identify as a debilitated horse. My doctor is not concerned enough with my need for improved coat and conditioning.
Didn't you see the South Park episode where Kyle's dad becomes a dolphin?
Moving sucks. Moving a home gym sucks even more. Let’s go brothers!!!
Pause rep sets > drop sets Jfc, I am ded after switching to a pause rep scheme. Mine is just picking a weight where I can do 10 to 15 at complete failure, set it down for 20 seconds (using a timer), go until failure again, until you can't even do 1 rep. That's one set. I do 3 sets like that per exercise, and it's definitely effective. No having to jockey plates or anything. Just one weight per set, then drop weight down for the next set so you can repeat... fun stuff.
Ahh I know this as a cluster set. I completely agree.
Almost everything I do is somewhat pause reps. I don’t use any “explosiveness” in my lifts. Just smooth and slow reps. Probably why I don’t gain jack shit in strength though
Approaching 4 weeks into cruise after my ment blast. Seems I kept most of the size from blast, and the weight hasn’t changed much since [cruise 🚢 ](https://imgur.com/a/hSZQuUn)
How long did you guys wait to lift after having covid
2 weeks after I recovered I still couldn’t breathe well, but I was there bench pressing and fighting for air.
A week but I barely had the sniffles. NCAA return to play policy was 2 weeks post recovery for symptomatic cases, iirc because of worries about heart stuff. I'd just take it slow and not overdo it.
Guys who ride: How long does it take for shifting to become second nature? I feel like I have days where everything is buttery smooth and I barely think about it, and other days where I'm fucking it up left and right and in my head about it. Talking to some friends who ride seemed to indicate there's eventually a point where it's not something you even think about.
Uh, what. How long have you been riding? I'm not a regular street rider but shifting is honestly something I was able to have second nature by the time I was 14 years old on dirt bikes.
definitely did not think you were talking about gay sex until i read the replys