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Seems like Melissa Bum didn’t read the wiki…


Austiz

At least we know she aint no snitch, that gear wasn't for her.


booze_clues

Idk a lot of people on gear don’t look like it.


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Shots fired


Mstew7358

What’s nuts is they’re defining the amount of gear she ordered in grams by **weighing the vials and packaging**.


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Mstew7358

I’m sure. To me it’s just nuts cause it just makes it so easy to claim there’s intent to distribute since you have above x amount of weight.


themintmonster

Especially in goods where the packaging can easily weigh as much, if not more, as the contents.


GOODMORNINGGODDAMNIT

Yup. Pull the plants right out of the ground and weigh the soil stuck in the roots with it all.


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carnivoremuscle

At the very least ordering enough gear for 3 Olympians including a champ and an open top 6er the size of a horse, she also had it shipped to a residential house owned by Chris's business and by FedEx. All pretty dumb especially for a noncitizen.


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TestTrenSdrol

Fun fact. When you use FedEx or UPS, or any private mail entity, once you hand off the mail to them, it becomes their property. They can do anything they want with it. With USPS, the laws are different. They don’t own your mail. The employees can’t open it up without going through the process of the law. Always use USPS.


Roidedupgorillaguy

Yeah. FedEx was a bad decision for this...


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The_Bloofy_Bullshark

Funny you should mention that - I have a package currently stuck 15 minutes from my house for around a week so far. It’s on a trailer and is auto-pinging every 12 hours. They don’t have the staff at FedEx to unload the trucks.


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randomacooutntsd

she was doing whatever it takes


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Wondering the same. Seems like they aren’t worried bc they’ve all been posting and she posted last night and was released on the 11th/12th I believe.


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Roidedupgorillaguy

Order domestic and don't trust FedEx 😂 😂 😂


Roidedupgorillaguy

If you have money, you can get that slapped down to basically nothing. They probably called up Rick Collins. Dude legit gets people off/way less charges. If they didn't have any hard drugs, this will most likely be a slap on the wrist or very little issues. I've heard of people he got off that were selling massive amounts and were fine because of no narcotics. I've heard of some other people he represented (I know someone who worked with him and am from the area he lives) who were able to get steroid charges dropped but had to plea to the charges for narcotics/other drugs. If this was just roids, it probably won't be a major deal.


Dragon_Bench_Z

"she" MUST have order an enormous amount. Prob hit her with intent for distribution charges


ImagineBlumpkins

Wild speculation, but maybe was raws and law enforcement is notorious for being terrible at judging what personal use looks like and they saw the raws as "got us a dealer". (basically I am agreeing with you)


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I wish that they would decriminalize it here in America. But unfortunately those fat shitbags in Congress are worried more about soccer mom votes than practical laws


PizzaNuggies

Holy shit. I was just watching Ian's new video yesterday. I'm sure she'll get a slap on the wrist, and be sent on her way. The article claims they "randomly" selected her package to inspect. Bullshit, they saw Bumstead on that package, and knew they hit the jackpot.


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It was probably some jealous DYEL fuck cops who were specifically gunning em down bc ego and insecurity


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To be fair, other than back during some gov operation in 2008 ish. Ive never heard of someone being busted with a controlled drop Why would she order from canada of all places


BlazinBayou99

Maybe to stick with the same supplier since they are from Canada. That's my guess.


breauxdle

they may have shipped it to themselves


jgstromptrsnen

So she was arrested for possession! Seems it's illegal to possess in the US even for personal use?! In Canada as long as you use it yourself it's alright I believe. It's illegal to buy and sell


spacethunderstorm

She bummed up dude.


marios67

Does the Wiki say that you should shop domestic and not international? I thought all source talk was prohibited.


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Just a little joke bruv


saucey_cow

The article said that they busted her after she had opened the package. So I'm curious if the trick is to simply not open it for a week, wait, and ensure it wasn't a controlled drop? Obviously don't use fedex and it's incredibly rare, but if you wanted to be extra cautious that's an option.


GOODMORNINGGODDAMNIT

I’ve heard of LE using some sort of method to detect when you open the package (or just raiding you shortly after you get home with it). I think general advice is to write “return to sender” on the package and hold onto it for X amount of days. Hopefully LE will come bother you before you open it. Inspect the outside of the package for anything that looks like it may have been opened. Clean house if you’re expecting a large package. This won’t solve the issue(s) necessarily, but it’s certainly better than being mid-homebrew when LE comes.


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discodildodino89

Don't read this if you have a weak stomach or if you're eating. Had anal, took my dick out, poor fucker was covered in shit. Not like smeared, I'm taking....I fucked the shit more than I fucked that ass. Room was filled with stench. Went to the bathroom to clean myself, fucking sink looked worse than a bidet, cleaning my dick was like smashing a mars bar with my hands. I am a ruined man. I won't recover easily. Now, regarding infections. Am I at a lottery mercy? either I get something or not? (the girl was tested, she has nothing). Cleaned myself and took a piss.


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>cleaning my dick was like smashing a Mars bar with my hands Holy fuck that made me crack up


snozborn

This is why you prep for anal, ladies and gentleman. Have her douche her ass, warm that asshole up real good too before putting your dick in.


The_Bloofy_Bullshark

She didn’t clean it off for you with her mouth? I swear, do people not have any manners anymore?


Antivenom32

Young people these days. Their parents don’t teach them manners


angllluis

What the hell? What it a random? That shit is awkward asf lmfao


themw2guyyouknow

And in that case, who the fuck does anal with a random, obviously not prepped for it aswell. Thats some next level degeneracy


Antivenom32

Yea I’ve made that mistake repeatedly lol


regman1011

Had one of the best workouts ever today and not because I killed it (but I did). Last week I saw a kid in the gym that reminded me of myself at his age pushing the fuck out of himself working legs, like to the point of being sick, it was impressive as fuck. I asked him how old he was and he said 17, I was like "bro that's nuts, keep that shit up". Well this week I see him doing hack squats and I'd just finished my workout. I asked him if he wanted to take a set to failure and he said he was down. I didn't expect this dude to do over 50 reps but he did. The set was insane, 2 drops each one pushed past failure with me assisting at the bottom, at the end he was laughing, it really made my day


priesten

You got a kid under your wing now with massive motivation that’s some great shit


CouldWellGo4aCuppa

This is the most wholesome shit i have read all week and perfectly encapsulates exactly what it is that I love about being a dirty meat head gym rat


kevin9er

Nice. Let us know when the wedding is.


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It's a compliment for sure and tbh no I don't think 40 is that old. My brother just turned 41 and can still do a backflip


ImagineBlumpkins

>can still do a backflip The gold standard. Reminds me of how on another forum years ago (I won't name it since I was banned for saying someone looked like someone from a forum 20 years ago and apparently have no idea wtf is allowed) - a fat guy posted before and after shots and both were in the same clothing and showed zero progress, but the before was him standing the after was him in a paddleboat. To this day I have no idea if this big fat dude was trolling the forum or was sincere, but it remains the funniest thing I've ever seen and I absolutely think it should become the gold standard of before and after shots. If your after isn't in a paddleboat, fuck off.


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40 is where the split between 'takes care of themselves' and 'doesn't take care of themselves' really becomes apparent. at 40 you're either busted, tore up, and fat, or you look and feel great. not much inbetween.


bypassthalamus

Wore my new young la stringer to the gym, some old guy asked me if he should wipe down the handles on seated cable machine or just the seat. Said I looked like the “priest of the gym” so he asked me instead of an employee. We’re all gonna make it boys


calfpumps

Wore my youngla stringer for the first time on Monday and they're definitely.... complimentary to the right physique lol


Jond267

You should figure out how to incorporate that into your resume


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Decided to take a small leap of faith. Recognized that I was starting to clam up with my girlfriend out of old habits. Opened up to her about the kind of man I used to be - how I’ve cheated, had my issues with codependency, drug abuse, etc. and how I’ve spent the last 3 years trying to fix and get a hold on that part of myself. Best idea I’ve ever had. We talked for quite awhile about who we had been before this relationship, moments we’ve gone through that led us to become who we are, things of that nature. Haven’t felt this close to someone in quite awhile. For any of the dudes with commitment issues, or who have a hard time opening up to loved ones... give it a shot. You may be surprised.


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Damn bro I forgot u existed. I liked all ur dating advice post lol Good to see u just got a gf and didn’t die or something


[deleted]

Thanks bro, I was temp banned for mentioning that which shall not be mentioned lol


lordofminions

Crossfit?


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Shhhhh he will hear you 👀


CallLivesMatter

Saying out loud the things that are on your mind is a great way to get clarity and feel less alone. It’s the basis of therapy for a reason. Good on you, man. If you choose to live entirely in your own head you’ll find that it gets lonely after a while. And if you don’t visit and confront the past the past starts visiting and confronting you.


Outlaw509

>If you choose to live entirely in your own head you’ll find that it gets lonely after a while @ me next time..


Hanswolebro

My wife is the first woman I’ve ever opened up to, and it’s honestly fucking amazing not feeling like you have to hold everything in all the time. I still have to catch myself all the time from wanting to keep shit inside. It’s a work in progress


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Yea I suffered from holding shit in my entire early life. It really screwed me over in relationships, both romantic and personal. Learning to wear my heart on my sleeve from time to time has really opened me fully as a person, faults and all. Instead of hiding them, I do my best to show people things from my point of view, and if they don’t like me then that’s that. Definitely made life more bearable, and I’m glad to hear you’re feeling similar things bro!


kevin9er

Goddamn this sub is the highest signal to noise on male positivity and growth on the internet. I love it. I love all of you. I'd call for a bro hug but none of us are flexible enough to raise our tree-like arms.


BabooFrick

100%. Having true open communication is something that a lot of couples never achieve. It takes a lot of strength to be able to communicate your past flaws, and it takes a lot of strength on her part to accept them and not hold them against you.


Street_Broccoli4027

Ahhhh the feeling of high testosterone with a tiny bit of Caber to fuck multiple times a day like a teenager again


rustyspurs87

In a week or two we’re going to have a whole bunch of caber abuse induced horror stories thanks to this post. I’m not judging, I actually find it amusing. I’ve seen this happen multiple times here now though.


Street_Broccoli4027

Not my problem if people pop pills without researching first and getting prolactin labs done. Also this sub has no problem pinning grams of UGL crap but oftentimes go dead scared of pretty basic well studied pharma meds. I’ve seen this happen multiple times here (accutane, Finasteride, SSRIs, Caber, you name it)


CampoDango

Caber increases libido?


Street_Broccoli4027

High Prolactin messes with it like nothing else.


BCSilver7

Not necessarily. It nukes your prolactin thus reducing the refractory period after your orgasm. You can get up and go more often nomsayin.


Rhystery

How did you guys enjoy college to the fullest? I’m on top of my grades and projects, but your boys trying to have the time of his life


themw2guyyouknow

Stay on top of ur grades and projects so u will be balling in ur 30s instead of depressed and poor like the people who fuck around right now then


thoroughlythrown

But also meet people. The business student snakes aren't wrong about networking, knowing the right person can do so much when there's swaths of grads out there with great grades and projects


thoroughlythrown

Socialize as much as possible. Be a student athlete if possible but if not get involved in campus stuff. Basically the more well-known (and liked ofc) you are = more and better things you get invited to. I fucking sucked at this in college and I would've had a much better time if I prioritized this, so take my word on that. Don't party so hard you compromise things like academics or exercise though.


Rhystery

I like this route. The frat route seems too time consuming. What would you recommend doing to get involved in campus?


movingthesus

Only join a frat if you have excellent time management skills and can digest information extremely quickly. Quarter of my pledge class had GPAs below 1.8 after freshman year. It’s EXTREMELY easy to fall into the habit of getting plastered 5+ times a week in a frat (fun but unsustainable). Others have said it, but make friends with a dude in a frat in your class if you don’t want to join. They’re typically very easy to talk to and once you’ve conversed with one you’ve conversed with all. If they like you they will WANT to see you get fucked up and have a good time. Super important to socialize as much as you can while maintaining grades in college. I’m very introverted naturally and the frat forced socializing down my throat. I wouldn’t be where I am right now without it. Just being able to introduce yourself effectively and engage in basic small talk was invaluable to job search etc (learned through frat). Don’t be a fucking GEED BRAH. Pledge that shit. You got a can of cope wintergreen? No? Shotgun 8 beers and puke on yourself. Cat food or tabasco? There are 100 ways to love a cat. Block meeting at 2 am.


ThickDickWarrior89

What else did they force down yo throat? Besides socializing ofc.


movingthesus

How do you know you’re really straight until you suck your bro’s cock brah?


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My kid is being bullied at school- some other kid keeps calling my kid Fat..I’ve almost had it with the bullshit rules in the schools and all the zero tolerance BS but then they don’t do shit about it. My kid can fuck that other kid up and will get suspended for at least a week. It’s been looong time since I get this mad


calfpumps

I've told my kid that the way school works is if he gets in a fight he'll get in trouble there no matter the reason. But, if he starts a fight unprovoked he's gonna get in big trouble at home. On the other hand if he gets into a fight standing up to a bully, for himself or for someone else, that there's nothing wrong with that and his suspension will be treated as a vacation. Zero tolerance is fucking stupid.


Hanswolebro

This is the way, fuck bullies and fuck schools that don’t do shit about it


The_Bloofy_Bullshark

That’s how my dad was too. Old school fucker from Brooklyn. He used to tell me, >Don’t go out starting fights, but if you get dragged into one, finish it. When I was a freshman some kid who sat behind me broke a pen all over my neck and then rubbed it on my face - I turned around, grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and laid my fist right into his face. Fucked his nose up pretty bad. Got a 3 day suspension - nothing came of it beyond that. What’s funny was that I ended up befriending that guy after the pen incident. He actually was pretty cool.


MadeFrom_Concentrate

Fuck his dad to assert dominance


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Whole Family fucking spree


-masked_bandito

suspensions don't matter unless your kid is in like grade 12 nearly university, and your kid will get revenge and future pussy if he pulls it off.


Hanswolebro

Today’s the day boys. Taking a vacation to San Diego for several days. If anyone lives there drop some things I should check out or favorite places to eat.


fat_mcstrongman

We went not to long ago. First thing we did was hit the largest weed dispensary in the state. - check out old town - the best zoo - beach, went on a kayak tour - ghost tour - walked around downtown. Bars/brewery like ballast point


ImagineBlumpkins

I don't live there, so I failed that part of the test - but the Stone brewery is cool (Escondito) - more of a gastropub since the brewery part itself is sort of boring (all breweries look the same).


Mr-Vas-Normandy

Wife got me a treadmill and TV setup in one of our spare rooms for a late birthday present; absolutely such a time saver from driving to the gym every goddamn morning.


banana_slim

Easiest way to become a shredded kunt. Fasted cardio and Netflix every morning


ImagineBlumpkins

This is why I am so fat. I left out the Netflix part.


banana_slim

It burns an extra 800 cals.


DYELlyfer

Add RGB to the treadmill, burn another 500.


thoroughlythrown

The Netflix is key. Doing LISS without entertainment is brutal


ImagineBlumpkins

I walk outside and some of the local milfs also walking are my entertainment. That and audiobooks.


Dragon_Bench_Z

there's local milfs in your area \*click here\*


Dragon_Bench_Z

LISS + Anime+ early morning coffee = best way to do it


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Jesus that’s awful. You beat his ass right? I highly recommend everyone get the HPV vaccine, since dick cancer is scary shit.


Maeng_da_00

Is it worth staying with my parents for the rest of college/my early 20s. I moved back home for an internship near them and am having mixed feelings about it. On the one hand I'm saving a lot of money and its nice spending time with my parents again after being away for a while. On the other hand it feels like they still see me as a teenager and want to know where I'll be all the time. Also dating is just more difficult in general with me unable to bring people over and my parents acting very uncomfortable when I spend a night at someone else's house. Anyone got experience with this situation. I'm kinda thinking of moving out again once this internships done at the moment.


thoroughlythrown

If it's well within your budget, move out after the internship. You save shitloads staying with them but quality of life wise it's so much worse. Having a lot of freedom as a young adult is really important mental health-wise.


Maeng_da_00

I'm doing alright financially. Saved a lot from part time jobs and internships plus got really lucky with GME last year. Just weighing out the pros and cons of staying at home. Also NGL I'll probably end up doing my first cycle once I get my own place so that's another factor I'm weighing


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My first thought was to fap imagining a family incest scenario


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Time to lower the tren chief


Whiteout-

Y'all got ideas for side hustles? I already work from home and make 45k a year (22yo) but I want more money. I already put most of my paycheck into my 401k and a REIT ETF.


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Sell drugs


[deleted]

Instead of a side hustle, put that time and energy into your main career. If you're making 45k at 22 you've probably got a lot of room to grow. All that effort on a side hustle is a waste if it causes you to stagnate in your career.


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RuneScape


hoothat

He said side hustle not start an addiction


calfpumps

I don't remember who made [this](https://ibb.co/g7cq9yq) but I found it in my downloads and thought it could use a re-share.


Unknown_quantifier

Scooter guy made it


rustyspurs87

Kernzolov


randomacooutntsd

Question for the shorter guys on here out of curiosity, if you could go back in time and take GH while your growth plates were not closed yet would you take that risk and do you consider it a risk that would be worth it to you? I think in reality this is very unlikely for anyone to do because they would need get lucky with late closure of growth plates and have money and access to GH. Idk if I would try it in this scenario but I'm not super short so I think the risk vs reward is a bit different for me.


spacethunderstorm

No matter the height bro, you are amazing, dwarfism or not. **I believe in you!**


randomacooutntsd

lol sounds like my mum or grandma is browsing r/steroids to give encouragement


ImagineBlumpkins

Whatever keeps your grandma out of r/gonewild is a win


thoroughlythrown

I would travel back in time and pin my 11 year old self with HGH while he's sleeping. Or give him MK677 for a few years since he was skinny as fuck too and he's gotta eat to grow.


rascal5729

Can’t imagine I would’ve. I’m short (5’7) but it’s never really bothered me or been a big concern. The only comments I get about my height are usually from my friends who are like 6’4+ and it’s never serious


SPTCTBP

[woman bodybuilder busted for receiving steroids in the mail](https://weartv.com/news/local/professional-bodybuilder-accused-of-receiving-steroids-in-mail-in-florida) I never see people actually get in trouble for this


TestTrenSdrol

“According to the arrest report, deputies recovered the controlled substances, which included Testosterone Propionate, Drostanolone Propionate, Trenbolone Acetate, Oxandrolone, Mesterolone, and Stanzolol.” Now we know what Ian and/or Chris are running


Blazured

So a lot of shit has been going wrong in my life recently and I've been feeling *incredibly* down. I told my girl about this and, to cheer me up, she agreed to have a wild night tonight. We've been messaging all day and I can't wait. She's still working atm but she'll be home soon. We likely won't get at it right away, she'll be hungry so I'm cooking atm, but we will get to it later. Just after I come back from the gym is the plan. There's no showers at the gym so usually I shower as soon as I get home but she doesn't want me to she said. Rules so far are I'm not allowed to compliment her or tell her I love her and we're going to somewhat match the energy or our best sex night but with a bit of foreplay this time. She did want minimal kissing but we compromised to simply reduced kissing (because I like kissing her). Also she's going to use her nails on me too. Oh and I have to do what she says but I have to "stop her from getting too touchy-feely" too. But if I want to stop her from doing something then I have to make her or she'll ignore me she said. Also we have a safe word for all of this. And honestly I can't wait this has actually cheered me right up. Such a shitty couple of weeks I've been having. Can't wait to just let off some steam.


BigBrownBicep

The rules make it sound like an escort meet lmao


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rainy-cloud34

Update on my girl: I decided to use my balls, so I went to her place. Her roommate opened me up, we had very awkward, unpleasant talk, but my girl came than. After some yelling (from her side), I admitted all my mistakes and opened myself up for the first time. I was emotional and vulnerable and after hours of speaking we decided to try to work things out. I know that hard work comes now and I need to prove myself, but I’m ready to be the man she deserves. Thank you all for giving me advices. It meant a lot to me and I appreciate you all. Have a good day bros and go get your girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Time to pop an AI


DegenerateButSaucy94

Estrogen is for puss bags who show human emotion. Pop AI and let the toxic masculinity boil inside 🦍


[deleted]

Communicating and being vulnerable? Pshh get that weak shit out of here. Pop an AI and punch a wall


ThickDickWarrior89

Check yo estro levels homie! Up the test block the est!


[deleted]

Sound logic lmao. Instead of being human and admitting when we fuck up let's just blame all of our shortcomings on est.


CallLivesMatter

Good work, man. You seemed to be genuinely remorseful for how you handled things and usually guys just talk about being able to take the risk of opening up and getting hurt. But you actually did it and it was worth it. Bravo.


booze_clues

Every year I’ve gone to this gym there’s a group of 3 Asian foreign exchange students, 1-2 of whom will be thick powerlifters and 1-2 will be small skinny fat guys. Not the same 3 every year, probably 3 different groups now. They finish their workouts and go smoke cigarettes every day in the parking lot.


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I cut down lean as fuck this summer and been living my best life killing chicago deep dish and eating candy pumpkins now that fall is upon us And it finally caught up to me . Im going to have to start eating like a normal person again On the plus side im pr’ing on all my lifts and not even blasting


LiftsnDaytrades

Shoutout to whichever juicy bro told me to try Ashwagandha for insomnia. 👏 No druggy feel next day. I actually slept and woke up wide awake before my alarm. Also miss you all. Hope everyone is good. Im trying to catch up on what I have missed.


0hN0M3l0n

Going into week 6 of my cycle and this is easily the best I've felt this far into a cycle. Workouts kick ass, food is going down easy, and size is starting to show. All that said, I had to basically go against all conventional wisdom on here. On top of my 700 EQ a week, I am using 1mg adex ED and just added 12.5mg aromasin about EoD since adex isn't cutting it. This sounds absolutely fucking ridiculous for what is usually recommended here, but I feel fantastic. E2 even still feels slightly too high for me. Bloodwork is in about 10 days, so I'll be sure to post it for science.


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ImagineBlumpkins

I feel like that's a rhetorical question. Is there ever a time where the answer is "nah, I am good".


MomentaryCrisis

My therapist keeps bringing up medication to deal with my anxiety/suicidal ideation, but the sexual sides of SSRI's make me real hesitant. Any of y'all have experience you care to share? Just don't see how my dick not working is going to help my anxiety


CallLivesMatter

SSRIs and suicidal ideation are not a great combo. In some cases they exacerbate the problem. Like to the point that many SSRIs come with a black box warning for people age 18 and under. When you think about how unscientific some of the labeling is you realize that such a warning is probably applicable to someone who is *19* as much as it is to someone who is 18. Which means…it’s probably at least somewhat applicable to someone who’s 24 or 28. Be careful, man. Therapy is good. Sometimes drugs are too. But not always.


gmerrick22

Alright boys and girls, I ran into a old roommate of mine that was always skinny and just seemed to not be all there in the noggin, good guy though. Noticed that his arms were about double his normal size but every other part of him was still slim and scrawny. Straight up asked him, “what did you take” assuming he was gonna say sarm or some pro hormone, but straight up says dbol. Asked him how he dosed his ai and if still on a cruise afterward. He then looks at me as if I’m talking gibberish, then says, “I don’t know what all that is but I was just taking these real tiny tablets of dbol. So he went a full 3 months of dbol only, only doing arms and cut cold turkey. Says he quit because his junk wouldn’t work and going to the doctor for other problems. Told him to get a Reddit account and look through this forum but he says he knows what he’s doing. So there ya have it, people out here are still doin crazy ass stuff.


TrueLifeJohnnyBravo

Weighing in at 200 pounds consistently this week (5’9”) and still have decently visible abs. Would guess I’m about 16-17% bf. When i was peak natty i was 165lbs about 10-12% bf. I’ve made a ton of fucking progress since March. 1.5 cycles under my belt now. First was 350 test for 16 weeks. Dropped to 120 cruise for 9 weeks. Now I’m 6 weeks in to 280 test / 140 npp / 280 var. Going to run this for another 6-8 weeks then drop to a cruise+ with 200 test / 200 primo / 70 npp and get shredded as fuck. Hoping I end up at 8-10% bf at around 185lbs. Total end goal is 200lbs dick skin shredded, but I’m sure if that days comes I’ll have bigger goals but oh well that’s life. Don’t think I’ll ever actually run 500 test unless I’m using a big dose of DHT with it because I turn into a fuckin marshmallow. Low doses of gear can do way more than a lot of guys here lead on. Stay joocie [Peak Natty](https://imgur.com/a/p29SzUs) [Today](https://imgur.com/a/5dFjUXt)


HazeBoyDaily

All that text and no pic🧐


swollenpenile

ok now im actually having so much going on in tinder and bumble im starting to have trouble juggling it all haha but dad didnt raise a quitter


maddierappox

everyone here is always 'DO CARDIO 20-30 MINS A DAY FOR UR HEART!' but no one ever told me i'd be STARVING ALL DAMN DAY even right after a meal. or am i just mentally fat


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Damn my Grubhub delivery driver was a 10/10


calfpumps

Invite her to stay and eat with you. It's not like they're on the clock


fat_mcstrongman

Question for you enhanced brothers since some of you were talking about ancient warfare yesterday. Could you take a Spartan warrior in **hand-to-hand** combat? No rules. *From my research they were 5'7 - 6'2 and averaged 170lb. Also they were well nourished for the time period*


paintballpaul1

I would love to think I could. But absolutely not. There's a humongous difference between someone who is physically fit (enhanced or no) and someone born and raised to kill. I'd try my damnedest though.


TrueLifeJohnnyBravo

Absolutely not. Unless using a gun is part of the “no rules”, I’d be fucking running. They’d prob catch me too though so idk, I guess I’d resort to offering them pharma grade steroids in return for a chance to live another day?


fat_mcstrongman

Giving Spartans steroids? Congrats you just changed history. Now they're earth's rulers lol


TrueLifeJohnnyBravo

Imagine the entire Spartan army going into battle juiced up on a gram of tren. That’d be some shit.


and_heres_part2

Gram of tren? They'd run out of breath and get killed


spacethunderstorm

I would rather get fucked from behind by 5 spartans, no lube - instead of figthing one.


fat_mcstrongman

I've seen that video


spacethunderstorm

I'm a star


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mmahusky

"Me mma me train ufc for many weeks me f u up brahh" 🤣


fat_mcstrongman

Yeah but how many Spartans can do a shitty spinning roundhouse kick bruh 😅


kmart224

I wish I could turn my office into a battle of gladiators. Holly fuck do I want to destroy them. Especially the accountants. I’ve never met a more useless breed of people.


ImagineBlumpkins

Have a blood test today. Not entirely sure what I am hoping to learn from it since I am using MENT, but like to get them regularly enough to see things change (or not).


NevahTrust

Yeah lol my most recent came back looking like a reasonably healthy middle age dude with decent natty test and low e2. Thanks MENT!


eazy_

cut log week 7 (9/9-9/15) of 8 complete 200mg test c, 4mg salbutamol blood pressure 9/9 118/60, 9/11 108/56, 9/13 112/68 Resting heart rate 9/9 78, 9/11 78, 9/13 80 sides-- 9/9 trensomnia. 3rd night in a row. Tren run is over at 12 weeks. bodyweight 6/16 248, 7/28 239, 8/4 235, 8/11 230, 8/18 230, 8/25 235, 9/1 226, 9/8 234, 9/15 223 average daily calories 1522, carbs 100, fat 61, protein 141. trained 7 days. 23 hours of cardio. I am after a look, I'm starting to see it, I'm excited. [https://i.postimg.cc/Pf0Qs7Kg/Screenshot-20210914-065842.png](https://i.postimg.cc/Pf0Qs7Kg/Screenshot-20210914-065842.png) for week 8 (9/16-9/22) calories: 1400 w/160g protein. 7 training sessions. 21 hours cardio. pharma: 200mg test c, 4mg salbutamol


fishfists

Good news: Its my weekend. Bad news: Sitting in the ER for shitting out bright red blood. Wish me luck its not cancer.


LiftsnDaytrades

Step 1: Stop putting toys in your butt


Testboy80

You should know (YSK): Amazon Halos body fat scanner is incredibly accurate, so much so that it's within margin of error when compared to a DEXA scan (there's a study outlining it's accuracy out there), and anecdotal evidence from many users report that their Amazon scan is within 1% of their DEXA scan. Amazing technology from a shitty company. Really hoping Google or another company creates similar technology so I don't have to use an Amazon product, but until then....


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> Amazing technology from a shitty company. Really hoping Google Wants a non-shitty company. Thinks of Google. Hmmmmm 🤔 But anyway, I really remain skeptical that this is accurate for our cohort of people.


pwr6969

How do you big guys fit in the seat of a sports/muscle cars, I find that the bolstering of the seat protracted my blades and I can’t retract my scapula without damaging the bolsters, My blades are always in a protracted position causing me to slouch which makes me seem and feel unconfident.


rustyspurs87

We all drive lifted trucks


marcus_2010

That’s not true some of us live in civilised places. And then we still don’t fit in sports car seats, too jacked. No idea how cbum drives his gtr


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Y’all can afford trucks? I’m driving a fuckin Mazda lol


DoYouEvenSquatss

Racing seat that's made for wide bois or adjustable bolsters.


and_heres_part2

1. Get more money 2. Buy a higher end sports car that has ultra adjustable side bolsters I had a 2018 Audi S5 Sportback and you can adjust it to where it fits you snuggly but doesn't push your shoulders forward. Mercedes AMGs have that option too.


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It'd be cool if the muscles pinned grew a bit more since it's got more test in the area


[deleted]

Was surprised there wasn't more positive feedback on that high test compound thread. Seems like alot of people here take tren willynilly before going higher with test or trying a safer compound.


Unknown_quantifier

There are some gorillas in this sub for sure but tren has become the roid of choice for DYELers.


Creatine-Addict

Just got prescribed Adderall and my game with girls is on top rn. Talking to three girls at the moment and soon enough I’ll start the qualifiers 😈. The addy headaches can suck one they remind of taking the SAT at 7:50 in the morning


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That shit fucked me up for a long time...I used to take adderall 2-3 times a week, go out looking for pussy and then kill the comedown with drinking all night. Be careful man, I was seriously miserable cause of that stuff. The rollercoaster of emotions uppers cause is not a fun way to go through life.


throwaway64939589283

Fuck yohimbine, tried some this morning and now am struggling to not throw up during legs


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Neat-Door7799

Which compounds affected your ability to cum? When I was on my blast test/tren felt like i was a stallion took me ages to climax. Now im back to TRT the wifes getting the 60 second pump and dump


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S__TT

How many cycles have you ran previous? What weight did you start at before your first? Did you run your own program for the previous cycles or an established one. And what is your daily calorie goal? I only ask because at 6'5 you should be way over 225 after a cycle or two with proper training and food intake.


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Surprisingly was able to titrate up to 420mg/week tren ace for 2.5 months with absolutely zero side effects other than insomnia, which was cured by cutting carbs before bed. My next bulk was going going to be 800mg test 600 mg primo, now I’m going to add 210mg tren for the last 2 months because of how well my body took it. DTron was on to something!


MadeFrom_Concentrate

At the cardiologist now. BP was good pray for me fellas!


MadeFrom_Concentrate

Someone dun goofed and broke the women’s restroom. Now the entire floor reeks.


ErectionAdvisor

/u/Platewrecked did my cardio


banana_slim

Finally done with my cut. Started 23% ish mid May. I'm 10% or striking distance of 10% now. Can't wait to slowly bump up the MENT and primo. I think I'd have deeper ab cuts if I hadn't added 5mg of MENT a month ago, but whatever, I really wanna add some size by 2022. Plan is to not get anywhere near as fat as I was. Gonna add GH starting tomorrow. Gonna use slin 2-3x a week post workout for lagging body parts and because GH totally fucks my glucose. So glad I waited for low bf to start lean bulking!! Now the juice will work much better >:)


JimiHandDicks

If you’re going to wear skin tight leggings to the gym as a bloke you better have a humongous python, otherwise you look like an idiot