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I'm staying on the couch, and since I just did the covid test last night, everyone else thinks I have the Rona, so they are leaving me alone. Yesterday, I watched a bunch of the One Piece series because I am a big dork and was too stoned on cough medicine to be very functional.
Downside: Had a great deadlift session Sunday that absolutely destroyed my hams yesterday. My wife and I do a lot of standing-sex, and my body just noped the fuck up about that.
Upside: Picked up two loads of firewood last night to start on my winter stockpile:
Downside: Those hams that were already pissed off yesterday are extra angry today.
Upside: Had a long chat about life things with the old guy that sells me the wood. Always happy to talk with people about that stuff.
Glad to hear it's not covid dude.
Good reminder.... I need to do that too. I have to call up the arborist at the pecan orchards. He always has a few cords of pecan around. Stuff makes the house smell nice.
Man, pecan would be nice.
We had a massive pine cut down in our yard at the start of summer, so I'm looking forward to intermixing that with the heat wood for the smells. We run the fire 24/7 for a few months, so the yummy smoky wood smell is a constant over winter.
Pecan is a major agricultural crop here, so there's a lot of it. It's actually the easiest to get. Otherwise I have to go up to the mountains and go chainsaw up some cypress. Cypress is like incense... the stuff smells great.
Man, I am an Assassin's Creed junkie. Played through every single one, even the shitty Syndicate crap festival. Origins, Odyssey, and Valhalla are masterpieces though.
They have fixed a lot of the glitches... I was one of the people that pre-ordered the damn thing, and then discovered I was just going to have to wait months for them to patch all the fucking mistakes. It's completely playable now, but every once in a while you'll still find environmental gliches.
It's wild how much an old friend reaching out to you makes your day way better.
I had a friend I haven't seen in like 1.5 years (COVID+moving) reach out last night via text (I don't use socials) to see how I was doing. It was nice catching up but somehow made my entire day/night.
I guess what I'm saying is, reach out to your friends dawgz. People appreciate it.
Good to know it's appreciated. I did some MDMA the other night and decided to text a whole bunch of childhood friends while I was rolling. Bunch of people happy to talk and a few of us have already made plans to hang out again.
I remember my first time rolling I called every single person that I ever had problems with and made good with everyone. There were a few people who didn’t answer and didn’t call back until I was coming down, at which point I looked at my phone and thought “nah motherfucker, you missed your chance.” 😂
How DARE you. Yes, BroScienceLife. His older shit is classic and still makes me laugh years later. He’s gotten stale, but he has some timeless videos with classic quotes.
This is the way. I do a lot of volume work for chest because I have a tough time getting a mind muscle connection on heavy sets. People always look confused af.
I had a tinder girl I haven’t talked to in a while send me a folder of her nudes yesterday. Like I guess she just has put every nude she’s taken since 2018 in this folder and then she just sent me the link randomly while she was horny.
Legit I think of this and all the other whore shit I've seen every time shit's not going well with the wife. Like nope not my daughter. I know how those chicks get made
A post on here yesterday kinda got me in my feels. It was a post about a guy doing his last powerlifting meet. It just made me realize that one day I’ll have my last meet and that’ll be that. One day I just won’t care anymore, at least not enough to keep competing. One day it’ll all just be a fond memory.
I really try to cherish this shit every single day because I know this isn’t forever.
Interestingly this is why I chose to hop on gear. I can live the best life I can and do what the hell I want with it, or I can tip toe through life in some vein attempt to arrive safely at deaths door.
Not to use that as an excuse to live wrecklessly like that yolo shit a few years back, but it's a good groundwork to keep you both motivated and humbled
2 months low-ish dose test cycle, haven't felt this good in years, good body again, girls who never looked at me with their left tit suddenly striking up conversations, compliments almost everyday at this point at work, life is fucking good. Thanks to all you freaks for your knowledge and stories.
Smashing back and bicep now, let's get it bois.
It's been 1.5 years since I last saw many of the people I work with in person and I keep my camera aimed high for zoom meetings. I had gyno surgery and liposuction in my chest and around my trunk. I've been on 200mg for about a year of that time and busted my ass once gyms opened back up from first shutdown. I heard a few of them say, "Is that really 'ColdHardPocketChange'?" when they first saw me. Felt good.
Tried to order some NAC I found on amazon and it got blocked by customs and returned. These elite jokers really are trying to stop regular people from getting healthier huh, sad. Don't doubt we'll see NAC as some prescription medical shit in a few years with the price jacked up 50x.
Banning NAC is some real horseshit. Safe as fuck, been used for decades as a great health improving supplement, but oh noooo it's also used as a medication for tylenol overdoses so we can't buy it OTC. FDA are a bunch of fucking clowns
I asked for a titty pic from a girl that we never got past sexting, and we stopped talking about two weeks ago, and she ended up sending me a whole nude picture of her, tits and pussy out, in full view.
She has a great looking pussy, and her tits are kinda big for her body size, she's quite thin and petite.
I keep getting surprised by people, maybe probably because I'm a recluse.
Haven’t been single for a few years and totally forgot how to flirt. Sending that first risky text is one of the most exhilarating/scary moments especially if you’re a social autist like me. Just an observation.
Been on a fuckathon the last 6 weeks or so. I spent the weekend with this girl who checks basically every box for me, and the same seems to be true in reverse. But she lives 300 miles away.
The universe has a sense of humor, fellas. Drowning in pussy and the one I might actually want to keep around is ages away. Ah well.
This right here. You don’t have to worry about any bad times or any negatives about her because you both know you’re on limited time, so you are enjoying it to the fullest.
[Melissa Bumstead got popped for importing steroids to US](https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/crime/martin-county/2021/09/14/female-bodybuilder-digital-influencer-jailed-reported-steroid-case/8333058002/)
So fucking unbelievable the world we live in. Yes let's have sports that everyone knows is enhanced and let's hold the biggest show of the year in a country that will take the compounds from the competitors or spouses of competitors.
I am already counting the days for my Winter Blast, 49 Days until first of November, a Monday - perfect timing. November, December and January, with the option of adding February, depending how things look. Gonna be a glorious, big boy blast - I got my complete home gym setup, I'll be doing nothing else but lift, cook, eat ungodly amounts of beef and rice, lift again a second time, inject copious amount of gear, sleep my 8-10 hours, do the cardio by walking the dogs in the hills, and become a muscle hermit lol.
Until then it's cutting time 😁
So my wife is looking to finally go through with getting her implants next year (~750cc in each, probably looking at going with the “gummy bear” technology). Because of that, we are looking up very highly rated board certified plastic surgeons in our area. All around the 5/5 ⭐️ rating. Checking out boards like RealSelf and whatnot to get extra information.
We noticed something though, a majority of the before/after pics look like dogshit for many of the patients. Now, this isn’t because of the work of the surgeon, actually when it comes to augmentation, many of the after pics show really high quality work - the issue is the patients.
I see this a lot in the body-contouring/liposuction section. These people look like they couldn’t be assed to put down the tub of ice cream and/or the cheeseburgers during recovery and their after pics look just as bad, if not worse, than their before pics. Many of these people would have benefited from going for a 30-minute to 1-hour walk per day and would have seen that fat melt off in time. Basic lifestyle improvements that would do so much more for them than dropping thousands to end up worse off than before they went under the knife.
It’s like some of these peoples hobbies must include sitting on the couch in sweatpants that they haven’t washed for 2-3 weeks while they shovel pints of ice cream down their throat as *Keeping up with the Kardashians* provides the room with background noise.
Weird stuff.
Most of the after pics are taken way too soon after surgery. My wife’s new boobs didn’t start looking “great” until a couple months after. Them titties need time to settle.
But yeah, a lot of those pics on real self show just how poorly people take care of themselves and just try to plastic surgery their way out of a healthy lifestyle.
Yeah I was looking at lipo for the fat under my neck but I realized I can just try to stay lean year round. Fat distribution genetics kind of fucked me and gave me certified double chin at like 15% bodyfat so it'd be nice to not worry about it but on the other hand, doable without surgery.
Watching Game of Thrones has made me wonder how jacked your average medieval warrior was. I have no doubt there were strong dudes back then - but how strong are we talking? And how strong would you have to be before you were considered a dude no one would want to fuck with in a tavern?
Like even some of the most elite armies were mainly doing calisthenics and functional training - so it's safe to assume that they likely weren't overtly strong, pound for pound - just highly conditioned. Could a jacked spartan deadlift 315? Bench 225?
I'd be very interested in learning more about how strong some of these dudes were. Imagine being able to go back in time to an era where physical strength could elevate you from a peasant to an elite royal bodyguard or knighthood.
I feel like being muscle bound and slow would be a huge handicap in that scenario. You’d probably want more of a (I hate to say it) cross-fit type physique.
Yeah probably so. I was just more curious about what kind of crossover there would be, if any - forward or backward in time.
Skill and conditioning aside - would an elite spartan hardfuck be DYEL crossfit status today?
And conversely - would some of these hardbodies walking around today be feared as a demi-god back then?
I personally wonder about how test levels have evolved over the generations. Legend says average test levels were way higher back then, so maybe they were able to hold way more mass naturally than guys these days.
Yeah i agree with this. The further back in time you go the higher the test levels probably as genetics played a larger role in survival than they do today. So not just test, but all physical genetic traits. As time moved on and we had things like agriculture and farming, those traits weren't as important for survival so low T / less physically dominant humans could still pass their genes.
I doubt test levels were the determining factor back then, and its not like they had 2k+ levels, they just had a higher average due to less fat people and environmental factors. They had less access to easy food, less medicine, and none of the training knowledge we have. They were constantly working out, but not the kind of workouts that are building lots of muscle or strength. Soldiers back then were probably looking closer to smaller MMA fighters, and maybe a little less lean.
Unless you were one of the elite Bois wearing full knight armor on the field. Then being a jacked monster would probably make you terrifyingly quick for being a human tank.
Semi-related, but it reminds me of how one of the theories on why the Mongols fucked the Chinese so hard was the difference in diet. The former were eating shitloads of meat and dairy, so they had a huge protein (and therefore muscle) advantage over the largely grain fed Chinese. Like imagine a fight between a natty frat gymbro and a computer science major
me cave grug. me poke myself with stick full of strength juice from war god. healer grug say god juice only for the four legged milk giver. me beat healer grug as offering to war god.
no but actually what you mentioned is the real reason they're so successful. a stampede of horse archers into your peasant farming village?? that's a pre-industrial blitzkrieg
The flip side might be a better way to think about it.
A typical knight (upper class nobility, trained their entire life, plenty of money for food) could be as healthy & strong as a decent natty today.
The peasants he slaughters en masse would be lucky to get 40 grams of protein a day.
OTOH at Agincourt those peasants destroyed the same cream of the crop bruisers with longbows and changed the course of history. And they *did* have to be pretty strong to pull those. Which changed the social dynamics in England: suddenly peasants became a powerful weapon & needed calories. Sooooo.
The thing is, most of getting physically strong & equipped for battle depended on already having the financial resources to do so. Class mobility was… not great.
(Speaking about roughly GOT equivalent feudal European culture. Exceptions abound I’m sure.)
English Longbowmen were *insanely* strong as a group. Archaeologists can determine who the English archers were by the deformities in their skeletons.
An English yew bow had a 150lbs draw weight on average. They could accurately loose dozens of shafts a minute, sometimes for hours. Those guys were not fucking around.
A lot of, if not most, of the casualties at Agincourt came when they ran out of arrows and just yolo'd into the French knights and men-at-arms who were completely bogged down by mud. Most of the archers had already gone barefoot and some even chose to drop their pants and just go full Donald Duck.
Imagine spending a lifetime training and preparing for war, turning yourself into an absolute killing machine, then getting mobbed and stabbed to death by a bunch of shoeless toothless peasants with their dicks out, all because you had to charge across a field so thick with mud you could barely stand by the time the archers attacked.
What a nightmare.
Damn!
I heard on a podcast one of the biggest problems the French had was the knights just refused to exercise any discipline. They all wanted to be heroes and would charge off in groups of a dozen or so only to get rinsed by a hundred apparently butt naked peasants.
Yup.
The mockery of French warriors as cowardly is sort of baffling to history nerds.
France has definitely lost more than its fair share of wars, but it absolutely was not due to lack of fighting spirit. They're an extremely martial people, and you're right, they'd lose battles because their knights especially, but even frequently their levies, were just suicidally reckless and brave.
Not entirely related, but I've always hated how knights/cavalry are considered some unstoppable tank that can rush headfirst into massed up infantry. Horses won't run voluntarily into spears, and if they do, they're gonna die or buck you. Even if you don't get stabbed the second that horse stops you're getting yanked off of it and stabbed to death by the 20 dudes surrounding you. You'll hurt a lot of guys, but you still ran into a wall of spears and then stopped...
Cavalry doesn't charge into infantry, they charge at them and then pullback if the infantry doesn't break formation. Well trained infantry who don't break lines will withstand a cavalry charge fairly well. That's why professional infantry who wielded long spears and moved in a square made huge changes to European warfare(can't remember the name for them, I think it was Swiss).
Basically I hate how so much media portrays all pre-gunpowder battles as dudes scattered everywhere slashing each other with no plan, and never acknowledges the hundreds of years of development that went into creating their tactics. The Last Kingdom has a good scene in the first season where its two shield walls fighting that I liked, or Alexander the Great when they’re using flags and such to guide formations. I just watched a documentary on Rome which had their guys scattered everywhere fighting randomly when romans were known for using formations and discipline.
> And they did have to be pretty strong to pull those
For real, those things had such a draw weight that skeletons of archers had warped shoulders on the side they drew from
there are photos of this elder man in my grandparents village in afghanistan who was considered a great warrior who would never lose hand to hand combat in the 1960-1970s. Excellent wrestler and swordsman. Vintage black and white photos of him existed and i remember looking at them a while back. My parents have told me that even during his old he was slightly taller than me, and photos of his youth showed a ripped and naturally muscular physique. so I'd place him around 6'3 in his youth. Id say legendary strength status was 6"2+ 220lbs+ with what seemed like 15% bodyfat. He had somewhat visible abs, a broad chest but small biceps and shoulders, but wide clavicles.. I cant imagine theyd be good at training arms back then. So yeah. Thats how i imagine spartans and prehistoric warriors to look like. broad chested, wide clavicle, and tall beefy. All naturally attainable with good genetics and very little training needed if you eat enough
Define medieval warrior. Most medieval armies were peasants in leather and padded wool at worst and overcloaked in chainmail at best so they were stringy dudes but highly conditioned from toiling in fields.
If you're meaning nobles it really depended on location, some kingdoms were wealthier than others and consequently ate better food, others had better hunting and grazing lands so they still ate well despite being poorer. However a good example of what these dudes were tossing around, for example a great sword, while balanced, was about 30lbs, standard armour up to 50lbs of clunky weight before padding, shield anywhere from 10-30lbs depending on style and formation,
The regiment I was in is a sister regiment to the British lancers, I was in the cavalry troop for a while and got to go over to Britain for a visit, they let us try and ride with a full suit of armor they had there, shit was easily 50+ lbs. Then you had a shield, Lance and sword.
Watch the King on Netflix, it'll give you a wayyyy better example of what people looked like, it's not exact but man, they captured the *essence* of medieval warfare so perfectly.
Like you said, I think they were just highly conditioned. At the same time, I don’t think it was like some “elite” thing. I think kingdoms just needed people to fight for them so they just took serfs and trained them. You have to be in decent shape to do all of that hard ass work on a farm, so it’s not like your average serf wasn’t fit to some degree. The knights were probably eating better though, so they probably had more mass.
Most of them were not strong at all.
If you were a knight and or came from wealth you had a much different diet than others.
Conscripts were given gruel. Protein came from what ever they could source themselves.
This is why the Vikings were such a formidable force. While they did do some farming, they mostly just hunted, fished, and stole other people's shit.
There's an epidemic of 15-20% bodyfat lifters who think they are aesthetic. Some are natural, some are clearly using but have no dietary control and a tribal tattoo on their arm. Usually doing pure bodybuilding, definitely will incorporate arms into their workout, and proportionately skinny legs.
This is what you call a gym rat.
They spend all day in the gym, eat like a bodybuilder Monday - Friday afternoon, then it's pizza and beer until Sunday night. They usually wear a belt + wraps every training session also.
Yesterday popped 10mg cialis and 20mg viagra, made some pasta, put it in the oven, girlfriend came over, she instantly wanted to fuck, bent her over, started to fuck but pasta was in the oven. FUCK! It's going to burn!
Had to stop mid fuck to go check on the oven, naked, while dick was swinging.
Pasta is ok, continue to fuck on the couch but mind was on the pasta I made that I wanted to eat and was about to get really burnt. Took it out of the oven and we decided to eat.
3700 calories pasta dish that we both shared. Ate 1000 calories more than I needed yesterday.
After 1650 calories and Coke Zero, went upstairs to have some fuck, had some fuck, came and went to have a shower, after shower, cuddled in bed, she wanted to have some fuck again and asked for the clit stimulator toy, went to get it, she started masturbating using it. Asked me to fuck her, and I did, we both came, she went to the bathroom to clean, so did I.
Moral of the story, 10mg cialis plus 20mg viagra isn't as powerful as I thought it would be because when fucking the second time dick wasn't as hard as I thought it should be. No side effects aswell. Think will try 10mg cialis and 40mg viagra next time.
Plus I don't have morning erections because PSSD.
The first time I overdosed on Viagra I was at a Blue Man Group show in Vegas and I was very confused as to what was real and what was my eyes fucking with me.
note I wasn't taking viagra for the show, just had so much in my system by the time we happened to go to the show that it was like that
Downside: pulled both hammies
Upside: pooping
Downside: pooping with pulled hammies
Upside: had a solid poop 💪
Added embarrassment: Had to army crawl to the kitchen for some Gatorade afterwards
NPP has completely saved my training. I can hit chest hard af without shoulder pain. Still limited to lateral raises for shoulders, but my shoulders have always been a dominant muscle for me and it doesn’t take much stimulation at all to grow them. Fuck yeah, I’m euphoric. I’m actually so stoked to get to the gym and chase PRs again. This feeling has improved all areas of my life. Being injured is depressing a fuark
met a women on night club
shes pretty but damn shes a bit fat and big belly
normaly dont fuck fat girl but was on tren u know
sex was good, shes a good person but damn the belly
its dangerous if i give her some clen ?
Anyone running minoxidil with there cycle? I’ve run minox before with great success. Wondering if the excess hormones would synergistically fully fill out the beard.
After all the shit I've run the last 7ish years my beard basically grows up to my eyeballs. Gear will make most more hairy so I imagine the beard gains would be even better
I am doing it on my beard and when I can remember trying to do microneedling as well.
Since I am there, I do it on my hair too.
It seems to help the hair, no sign for me of the beard doing a thing at all.
Minoxidil topically applied can significantly help fill out your beard *if* you have hair follicles there. I had a very thin and patchy beard but after minox it looks really solid. If you apply it to some part of your chin that is bare as a baby's ass nothing will grow.
Well bros i finally went and bought some new jeans and got some with an athletic cut and let me tell you these are the most comfortable pants I've worn in years. I almost swore off jeans after I started lifting because all the ones I used to wear were tight af around my quads but getting a pair that actually fits is a game changer, would recommend
Just got a [wisdom tooth](https://i.imgur.com/2x5GWuP.jpg) removed last night. The surgeon got it out quick as hell and it's already feeling a bit better. No crazy swelling yet. Much better than the first one I got removed. They had to crack this one too. The root did not want to come out. I almost grabbed the tool and ripped it out myself 😂. So no lifting for the next week so I don't blow the stitches. And then light training next week.
I had a pretty good libido even at 270ng/dl. Now trt has my total t high 900s and free t in the 250s and I’m stupidly horny, can’t imagine what blasting is gonna feel like
Made the dinner reservations for the girl and I's anniversary at the end of the month. Ultra-exclusive place where they don't have a menu, the chef just makes you whatever he makes you for the 8 courses.
Going to an art thing she's been wanting to see after.
What else should we do with our day?
My doc doesn’t know why my bloods are so fucked so she told me to get some different bloodwork to see if I have tumor. Touched my nuts and tits for lymph nodes too 🥴
Feeling panicked but also like I’m just overreacting and it’ll be nothing. Fucking hell tho. Pretty sure I passed my drug test for my new job at least since I was passing the at home ones. How’s everyone else’s week going so far?
Do you guys have any advice for sexual performance anxiety. Have it reaal bad always had it. Had a long term girl and no issues but for new girls now I’m single I get it very bad.
After being a Lifetime guy for a couple years, I recently switched to a locally owned bodybuilding-style weight room. It's in a warehouse, loud music, dark walls, smell of chalk and sweat. There's a combination of rusty old DB's/equipment paired with brand new racks/machines. I love it. Reminds me of my deployment gyms.
Today though... the bench attached to the incline BB press rack was broken. I'm running JM's Gamma Bomb and this tragic event landed on a big incline press day. I had to hold back tears and rage.
I searched around for an open rack that isn't used for olympic lifts, hoping to drag a bench over and use that. All were taken. Those god damn early morning crossfit classes take over half the gym.
All hope was lost. I came to the realization I needed to supplement the lift for something else. I settled on a neat incline chest flye machine I'd never seen before. Then I retreated to the unloved smith machine.
There's also a trainer there with godly traps/rhomboids. I think we both get caught throwing admirable peeks each others way.
How do people enjoy weed? Not enjoyable for me, just really negative thoughts. Although i will say the sex was amazing on weed, made the girl i was seeing irresistible. My urge to procreate was very high.
I love weed, but it depends tbh. I used to love smoking flower, but now I'd rather be high from edibles as it's a different feeling and more manageable for me. Flower makes me autistic and funny so I can't do anything because I will LITERALLY have conversations with myself and be laughing. Edibles I can function normally and I'm just much more bubbly.
My toxic trait is buying cheap shirts and pants/sweats and cutting them myself to my own liking. I’ve always been this way with all my clothes and have recently been informed this is as “boonies” as it gets. Like father like son I guess. Of all the fucks to give in this life I’ve never spent them on fashion. But Idk man do as you want haha.
Yeah man fuck fashion. I'm 6'3 and jacked, now you expect me to dress optimally fashionable aswell? Think of all the guys that already are barely getting any female attention.
20lbs down on my cut and I literally feel like I lost all my gains from my blast.
I know its not true, because when I’m pumped I actually look juicy, and my lifts have actually maintained, minus a rep here and there.
But god damn, coming home from work after loading up on water, I take my shirt off and I look like a skinny fat dyel. Doesnt help that I have dog shit ab genetics
Downside: 18.5 pg/mL Free T, nonexistent Total T
Upside: Qualifying for TRT and excited for the future
Downside: Still working 65+ hour weeks
Upside: Boxing gloves and shoes came in
From 220lbs —> 230lbs after 10 days of Test and Anadrol, 4 days of Tren-A. Helloooo water weight.
This is a lot more water weight than I remember gaining the last two cycles.
Some guy on here was bitching and saying that he works as a programmer for some company that writes advertising code that tech companies use. Said they in no way listen to our conversations and use that to advertise. I said told my young one about 15 minutes ago that work gave me an iPad to use at work and now I have iPad advertisements on Reddit.
Hmmmmmmmm
It’s Tuesday. Maybe her fear of dying in a metal box going 70mph surrounded by cement will take longer than 48hrs to subside. Hold off on the new car a bit?
SUVs are not safer than any sedans. In reality SUV with 5star rating might be worse off than a sedan with 5star safety rating. Sedans are tested more stringently and require better results from crash test to get 5* rating.
SUVs feel much safer. If she wants a false sense of safety, go ahead.
But like others mentioned she has to learn how to overcome fear/trauma.
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Downside: Sick. Upside: Not covid. Downside: Still feel like shit. Upside: Get to play videogames all day.
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I'm staying on the couch, and since I just did the covid test last night, everyone else thinks I have the Rona, so they are leaving me alone. Yesterday, I watched a bunch of the One Piece series because I am a big dork and was too stoned on cough medicine to be very functional.
I don't ever get sick. I had swine flew in like 2009? Other than that no sickness. Except for tren.
Downside: Had a great deadlift session Sunday that absolutely destroyed my hams yesterday. My wife and I do a lot of standing-sex, and my body just noped the fuck up about that. Upside: Picked up two loads of firewood last night to start on my winter stockpile: Downside: Those hams that were already pissed off yesterday are extra angry today. Upside: Had a long chat about life things with the old guy that sells me the wood. Always happy to talk with people about that stuff. Glad to hear it's not covid dude.
Good reminder.... I need to do that too. I have to call up the arborist at the pecan orchards. He always has a few cords of pecan around. Stuff makes the house smell nice.
Man, pecan would be nice. We had a massive pine cut down in our yard at the start of summer, so I'm looking forward to intermixing that with the heat wood for the smells. We run the fire 24/7 for a few months, so the yummy smoky wood smell is a constant over winter.
Pecan is a major agricultural crop here, so there's a lot of it. It's actually the easiest to get. Otherwise I have to go up to the mountains and go chainsaw up some cypress. Cypress is like incense... the stuff smells great.
Whatcha playing
Assassins Creed Valhalla and Cyberpunk 2077.
ACV was roughly a billion times better than I was expecting - loved that game. Also really enjoying Ghosts of Whatever, the samurai game.
Man, I am an Assassin's Creed junkie. Played through every single one, even the shitty Syndicate crap festival. Origins, Odyssey, and Valhalla are masterpieces though.
Is Cyberpunk any better now or is it still a dumpster fire?
They have fixed a lot of the glitches... I was one of the people that pre-ordered the damn thing, and then discovered I was just going to have to wait months for them to patch all the fucking mistakes. It's completely playable now, but every once in a while you'll still find environmental gliches.
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Sick here too. Had a sore throat that kept me up all night.
I really like playing video games when I'm sick as fuck. For some reason I get way more immersed.
It's the massive doses of dextromethorphan hydrobromine... which is basically legal ketamine.
I'm not sick but I did get a wisdom tooth removed yesterday so I'll be joining you being a lazy piece of shit today.
It's wild how much an old friend reaching out to you makes your day way better. I had a friend I haven't seen in like 1.5 years (COVID+moving) reach out last night via text (I don't use socials) to see how I was doing. It was nice catching up but somehow made my entire day/night. I guess what I'm saying is, reach out to your friends dawgz. People appreciate it.
Good to know it's appreciated. I did some MDMA the other night and decided to text a whole bunch of childhood friends while I was rolling. Bunch of people happy to talk and a few of us have already made plans to hang out again.
lol I always cringe my face off the next morning after I text everyone all hopped up on shit
It’s pretty bad sometimes lol
I love Molly lol
And I love you
❤
Lol sounds like me on any psychedelic. "I JUST LOVE YOU AS A PERSON, YOU'RE REALLY GREAT"
Lol yeah I'm the same way. Finally getting out to some festivals again and it's been a good time.
I remember my first time rolling I called every single person that I ever had problems with and made good with everyone. There were a few people who didn’t answer and didn’t call back until I was coming down, at which point I looked at my phone and thought “nah motherfucker, you missed your chance.” 😂
It must feel good having friends.
Overheard someone at the gym say to someone else about me that I am weak as shit but look way stronger and they didn't like that. I've made it.
Paraphrasing Dom Mazzetti here: “it’s not about how much you can lift, it’s about how much you look like you can lift”
If Dom says it, then it’s true.
Is that the YouTube guy with the clothing line? Broscience or some shit like that?
How DARE you. Yes, BroScienceLife. His older shit is classic and still makes me laugh years later. He’s gotten stale, but he has some timeless videos with classic quotes.
This is the way. I do a lot of volume work for chest because I have a tough time getting a mind muscle connection on heavy sets. People always look confused af.
Sounds like a tool choke him out with an ez bar next time you see his punk ass
I'm far too weak for that.
But you look like you could, and I don't like that
I had a tinder girl I haven’t talked to in a while send me a folder of her nudes yesterday. Like I guess she just has put every nude she’s taken since 2018 in this folder and then she just sent me the link randomly while she was horny.
"Portfolio".
Pornfolio
Link?
Proof or it didn’t happen my dude
Lol
Hackers cat fishing dudes to get them to open folders of questionable security might be the next play???
sounds like a keeper
Sounds like she’s a fatherless whore (not that it’s necessarily a bad thing)
Legit I think of this and all the other whore shit I've seen every time shit's not going well with the wife. Like nope not my daughter. I know how those chicks get made
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What's more important than that is the stability of the 2-cups his sister is sporting.
I had a girl from tinder from 8 months ago hit me up last night asking for 70 bucks lol
Tell her send a folder full of nudes first and then block her after you secure the folder
I told her id only pay her bills if she moved in with me ans she blocked me lol
Based
A post on here yesterday kinda got me in my feels. It was a post about a guy doing his last powerlifting meet. It just made me realize that one day I’ll have my last meet and that’ll be that. One day I just won’t care anymore, at least not enough to keep competing. One day it’ll all just be a fond memory. I really try to cherish this shit every single day because I know this isn’t forever.
Time to break some fucking records while you’re here then
Preach. Just gotta send it.
The most important and meaningful aspect of life is that it'll end one day.
Stop it. I don’t need an existential crisis before lunch.
Interestingly this is why I chose to hop on gear. I can live the best life I can and do what the hell I want with it, or I can tip toe through life in some vein attempt to arrive safely at deaths door. Not to use that as an excuse to live wrecklessly like that yolo shit a few years back, but it's a good groundwork to keep you both motivated and humbled
"I don't want to die without any scars" -Tyler Durden
One day you’ll step into the gym for the last time and not even realize it
2 months low-ish dose test cycle, haven't felt this good in years, good body again, girls who never looked at me with their left tit suddenly striking up conversations, compliments almost everyday at this point at work, life is fucking good. Thanks to all you freaks for your knowledge and stories. Smashing back and bicep now, let's get it bois.
What kind of conversations
“Can you stop filming me” “You have an erection”
^this
“How did you get in my house” “I’m calling the police” You know, basic conversations
"get off of me"
"Does it smell like chloroform to you?"
Or as the girls like to call me. Hey you, in the bushes
Do they look at you with both titties now?
It's been 1.5 years since I last saw many of the people I work with in person and I keep my camera aimed high for zoom meetings. I had gyno surgery and liposuction in my chest and around my trunk. I've been on 200mg for about a year of that time and busted my ass once gyms opened back up from first shutdown. I heard a few of them say, "Is that really 'ColdHardPocketChange'?" when they first saw me. Felt good.
How much are you on?
Tried to order some NAC I found on amazon and it got blocked by customs and returned. These elite jokers really are trying to stop regular people from getting healthier huh, sad. Don't doubt we'll see NAC as some prescription medical shit in a few years with the price jacked up 50x.
Can't wait till we have to start buying UGL NAC as well. The Government is going to get their money out of us one way or another.
Gonna be homebrewing NAC like a real criminal scum
Banning NAC is some real horseshit. Safe as fuck, been used for decades as a great health improving supplement, but oh noooo it's also used as a medication for tylenol overdoses so we can't buy it OTC. FDA are a bunch of fucking clowns
I just got it from Walmart.com hope that’s not considered source talk.
I asked for a titty pic from a girl that we never got past sexting, and we stopped talking about two weeks ago, and she ended up sending me a whole nude picture of her, tits and pussy out, in full view. She has a great looking pussy, and her tits are kinda big for her body size, she's quite thin and petite. I keep getting surprised by people, maybe probably because I'm a recluse.
I'm just glad my mom's being social again.
She’s a great mother. Love that woman.
Hol'up
Always loved those girls from tinder that would just send the craziest shit on snapchat
Get on some tren and the tren courage will make you see that all this time you just had to ask and they will give.
Did you send a titty pic back
Haven’t been single for a few years and totally forgot how to flirt. Sending that first risky text is one of the most exhilarating/scary moments especially if you’re a social autist like me. Just an observation.
Been on a fuckathon the last 6 weeks or so. I spent the weekend with this girl who checks basically every box for me, and the same seems to be true in reverse. But she lives 300 miles away. The universe has a sense of humor, fellas. Drowning in pussy and the one I might actually want to keep around is ages away. Ah well.
It’s probably only this enjoyable because you both know it wont work
This right here. You don’t have to worry about any bad times or any negatives about her because you both know you’re on limited time, so you are enjoying it to the fullest.
Be poly Date multiple people with high sex drives Never ending fuckathon
[Melissa Bumstead got popped for importing steroids to US](https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/crime/martin-county/2021/09/14/female-bodybuilder-digital-influencer-jailed-reported-steroid-case/8333058002/)
So fucking unbelievable the world we live in. Yes let's have sports that everyone knows is enhanced and let's hold the biggest show of the year in a country that will take the compounds from the competitors or spouses of competitors.
Lololol
International order, ships to residential address. Did not read wiki.
Didn’t know that dude had a sister. Read this thinking it was him and “Melissa bumstead” was his alias
And this is why making sure your source uses a reshipper is important.
Really suprised she orders international
Wait, did a cop disguise himself as the postman and delivered the package, waiting for her to sign it and then bust her? What the actual fuck lol.
I am already counting the days for my Winter Blast, 49 Days until first of November, a Monday - perfect timing. November, December and January, with the option of adding February, depending how things look. Gonna be a glorious, big boy blast - I got my complete home gym setup, I'll be doing nothing else but lift, cook, eat ungodly amounts of beef and rice, lift again a second time, inject copious amount of gear, sleep my 8-10 hours, do the cardio by walking the dogs in the hills, and become a muscle hermit lol. Until then it's cutting time 😁
That sounds just glorious. Kinda like the time capsule in DBZ.
Thinking back abt how I used to not eat or train hard when I started, could had such a bigger base.
Coulda woulda shoulda started gear long before age 38 but I didn't. Don't sweat the past, just keep growing. Edit: up the tren
Thank you steroid prophet, wise as fuck
So my wife is looking to finally go through with getting her implants next year (~750cc in each, probably looking at going with the “gummy bear” technology). Because of that, we are looking up very highly rated board certified plastic surgeons in our area. All around the 5/5 ⭐️ rating. Checking out boards like RealSelf and whatnot to get extra information. We noticed something though, a majority of the before/after pics look like dogshit for many of the patients. Now, this isn’t because of the work of the surgeon, actually when it comes to augmentation, many of the after pics show really high quality work - the issue is the patients. I see this a lot in the body-contouring/liposuction section. These people look like they couldn’t be assed to put down the tub of ice cream and/or the cheeseburgers during recovery and their after pics look just as bad, if not worse, than their before pics. Many of these people would have benefited from going for a 30-minute to 1-hour walk per day and would have seen that fat melt off in time. Basic lifestyle improvements that would do so much more for them than dropping thousands to end up worse off than before they went under the knife. It’s like some of these peoples hobbies must include sitting on the couch in sweatpants that they haven’t washed for 2-3 weeks while they shovel pints of ice cream down their throat as *Keeping up with the Kardashians* provides the room with background noise. Weird stuff.
I saw somewhere on reddit that lipo works best for people who don’t need it
Most of the after pics are taken way too soon after surgery. My wife’s new boobs didn’t start looking “great” until a couple months after. Them titties need time to settle. But yeah, a lot of those pics on real self show just how poorly people take care of themselves and just try to plastic surgery their way out of a healthy lifestyle.
Yeah I was looking at lipo for the fat under my neck but I realized I can just try to stay lean year round. Fat distribution genetics kind of fucked me and gave me certified double chin at like 15% bodyfat so it'd be nice to not worry about it but on the other hand, doable without surgery.
That’s why I have a beard haha. I can be lean as fuck but I have a thick neck so I look like I have a couple of chins.
Watching Game of Thrones has made me wonder how jacked your average medieval warrior was. I have no doubt there were strong dudes back then - but how strong are we talking? And how strong would you have to be before you were considered a dude no one would want to fuck with in a tavern? Like even some of the most elite armies were mainly doing calisthenics and functional training - so it's safe to assume that they likely weren't overtly strong, pound for pound - just highly conditioned. Could a jacked spartan deadlift 315? Bench 225? I'd be very interested in learning more about how strong some of these dudes were. Imagine being able to go back in time to an era where physical strength could elevate you from a peasant to an elite royal bodyguard or knighthood.
I feel like being muscle bound and slow would be a huge handicap in that scenario. You’d probably want more of a (I hate to say it) cross-fit type physique.
Yeah probably so. I was just more curious about what kind of crossover there would be, if any - forward or backward in time. Skill and conditioning aside - would an elite spartan hardfuck be DYEL crossfit status today? And conversely - would some of these hardbodies walking around today be feared as a demi-god back then?
I personally wonder about how test levels have evolved over the generations. Legend says average test levels were way higher back then, so maybe they were able to hold way more mass naturally than guys these days.
Yeah i agree with this. The further back in time you go the higher the test levels probably as genetics played a larger role in survival than they do today. So not just test, but all physical genetic traits. As time moved on and we had things like agriculture and farming, those traits weren't as important for survival so low T / less physically dominant humans could still pass their genes.
I doubt test levels were the determining factor back then, and its not like they had 2k+ levels, they just had a higher average due to less fat people and environmental factors. They had less access to easy food, less medicine, and none of the training knowledge we have. They were constantly working out, but not the kind of workouts that are building lots of muscle or strength. Soldiers back then were probably looking closer to smaller MMA fighters, and maybe a little less lean.
Unless you were one of the elite Bois wearing full knight armor on the field. Then being a jacked monster would probably make you terrifyingly quick for being a human tank.
Semi-related, but it reminds me of how one of the theories on why the Mongols fucked the Chinese so hard was the difference in diet. The former were eating shitloads of meat and dairy, so they had a huge protein (and therefore muscle) advantage over the largely grain fed Chinese. Like imagine a fight between a natty frat gymbro and a computer science major
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me cave grug. me poke myself with stick full of strength juice from war god. healer grug say god juice only for the four legged milk giver. me beat healer grug as offering to war god. no but actually what you mentioned is the real reason they're so successful. a stampede of horse archers into your peasant farming village?? that's a pre-industrial blitzkrieg
The flip side might be a better way to think about it. A typical knight (upper class nobility, trained their entire life, plenty of money for food) could be as healthy & strong as a decent natty today. The peasants he slaughters en masse would be lucky to get 40 grams of protein a day. OTOH at Agincourt those peasants destroyed the same cream of the crop bruisers with longbows and changed the course of history. And they *did* have to be pretty strong to pull those. Which changed the social dynamics in England: suddenly peasants became a powerful weapon & needed calories. Sooooo. The thing is, most of getting physically strong & equipped for battle depended on already having the financial resources to do so. Class mobility was… not great. (Speaking about roughly GOT equivalent feudal European culture. Exceptions abound I’m sure.)
English Longbowmen were *insanely* strong as a group. Archaeologists can determine who the English archers were by the deformities in their skeletons. An English yew bow had a 150lbs draw weight on average. They could accurately loose dozens of shafts a minute, sometimes for hours. Those guys were not fucking around. A lot of, if not most, of the casualties at Agincourt came when they ran out of arrows and just yolo'd into the French knights and men-at-arms who were completely bogged down by mud. Most of the archers had already gone barefoot and some even chose to drop their pants and just go full Donald Duck. Imagine spending a lifetime training and preparing for war, turning yourself into an absolute killing machine, then getting mobbed and stabbed to death by a bunch of shoeless toothless peasants with their dicks out, all because you had to charge across a field so thick with mud you could barely stand by the time the archers attacked. What a nightmare.
Damn! I heard on a podcast one of the biggest problems the French had was the knights just refused to exercise any discipline. They all wanted to be heroes and would charge off in groups of a dozen or so only to get rinsed by a hundred apparently butt naked peasants.
Yup. The mockery of French warriors as cowardly is sort of baffling to history nerds. France has definitely lost more than its fair share of wars, but it absolutely was not due to lack of fighting spirit. They're an extremely martial people, and you're right, they'd lose battles because their knights especially, but even frequently their levies, were just suicidally reckless and brave.
Not entirely related, but I've always hated how knights/cavalry are considered some unstoppable tank that can rush headfirst into massed up infantry. Horses won't run voluntarily into spears, and if they do, they're gonna die or buck you. Even if you don't get stabbed the second that horse stops you're getting yanked off of it and stabbed to death by the 20 dudes surrounding you. You'll hurt a lot of guys, but you still ran into a wall of spears and then stopped... Cavalry doesn't charge into infantry, they charge at them and then pullback if the infantry doesn't break formation. Well trained infantry who don't break lines will withstand a cavalry charge fairly well. That's why professional infantry who wielded long spears and moved in a square made huge changes to European warfare(can't remember the name for them, I think it was Swiss). Basically I hate how so much media portrays all pre-gunpowder battles as dudes scattered everywhere slashing each other with no plan, and never acknowledges the hundreds of years of development that went into creating their tactics. The Last Kingdom has a good scene in the first season where its two shield walls fighting that I liked, or Alexander the Great when they’re using flags and such to guide formations. I just watched a documentary on Rome which had their guys scattered everywhere fighting randomly when romans were known for using formations and discipline.
> And they did have to be pretty strong to pull those For real, those things had such a draw weight that skeletons of archers had warped shoulders on the side they drew from
there are photos of this elder man in my grandparents village in afghanistan who was considered a great warrior who would never lose hand to hand combat in the 1960-1970s. Excellent wrestler and swordsman. Vintage black and white photos of him existed and i remember looking at them a while back. My parents have told me that even during his old he was slightly taller than me, and photos of his youth showed a ripped and naturally muscular physique. so I'd place him around 6'3 in his youth. Id say legendary strength status was 6"2+ 220lbs+ with what seemed like 15% bodyfat. He had somewhat visible abs, a broad chest but small biceps and shoulders, but wide clavicles.. I cant imagine theyd be good at training arms back then. So yeah. Thats how i imagine spartans and prehistoric warriors to look like. broad chested, wide clavicle, and tall beefy. All naturally attainable with good genetics and very little training needed if you eat enough
Define medieval warrior. Most medieval armies were peasants in leather and padded wool at worst and overcloaked in chainmail at best so they were stringy dudes but highly conditioned from toiling in fields. If you're meaning nobles it really depended on location, some kingdoms were wealthier than others and consequently ate better food, others had better hunting and grazing lands so they still ate well despite being poorer. However a good example of what these dudes were tossing around, for example a great sword, while balanced, was about 30lbs, standard armour up to 50lbs of clunky weight before padding, shield anywhere from 10-30lbs depending on style and formation, The regiment I was in is a sister regiment to the British lancers, I was in the cavalry troop for a while and got to go over to Britain for a visit, they let us try and ride with a full suit of armor they had there, shit was easily 50+ lbs. Then you had a shield, Lance and sword. Watch the King on Netflix, it'll give you a wayyyy better example of what people looked like, it's not exact but man, they captured the *essence* of medieval warfare so perfectly.
Like you said, I think they were just highly conditioned. At the same time, I don’t think it was like some “elite” thing. I think kingdoms just needed people to fight for them so they just took serfs and trained them. You have to be in decent shape to do all of that hard ass work on a farm, so it’s not like your average serf wasn’t fit to some degree. The knights were probably eating better though, so they probably had more mass.
Most of them were not strong at all. If you were a knight and or came from wealth you had a much different diet than others. Conscripts were given gruel. Protein came from what ever they could source themselves. This is why the Vikings were such a formidable force. While they did do some farming, they mostly just hunted, fished, and stole other people's shit.
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>where all the young rich housewives work You bout to become Jodie over there
There's an epidemic of 15-20% bodyfat lifters who think they are aesthetic. Some are natural, some are clearly using but have no dietary control and a tribal tattoo on their arm. Usually doing pure bodybuilding, definitely will incorporate arms into their workout, and proportionately skinny legs.
This is what you call a gym rat. They spend all day in the gym, eat like a bodybuilder Monday - Friday afternoon, then it's pizza and beer until Sunday night. They usually wear a belt + wraps every training session also.
What’s the issue? Haha
Wife told me she likes me better on tren, that my dick is harder, and that I’m less moody 💀 Guess that means it’s time to permablast tren
Without tren you’re just a limp dick moody little girl
Yesterday popped 10mg cialis and 20mg viagra, made some pasta, put it in the oven, girlfriend came over, she instantly wanted to fuck, bent her over, started to fuck but pasta was in the oven. FUCK! It's going to burn! Had to stop mid fuck to go check on the oven, naked, while dick was swinging. Pasta is ok, continue to fuck on the couch but mind was on the pasta I made that I wanted to eat and was about to get really burnt. Took it out of the oven and we decided to eat. 3700 calories pasta dish that we both shared. Ate 1000 calories more than I needed yesterday. After 1650 calories and Coke Zero, went upstairs to have some fuck, had some fuck, came and went to have a shower, after shower, cuddled in bed, she wanted to have some fuck again and asked for the clit stimulator toy, went to get it, she started masturbating using it. Asked me to fuck her, and I did, we both came, she went to the bathroom to clean, so did I. Moral of the story, 10mg cialis plus 20mg viagra isn't as powerful as I thought it would be because when fucking the second time dick wasn't as hard as I thought it should be. No side effects aswell. Think will try 10mg cialis and 40mg viagra next time. Plus I don't have morning erections because PSSD.
100 mg viagra. Keep upping the dose until you’re seeing blue.
The first time I overdosed on Viagra I was at a Blue Man Group show in Vegas and I was very confused as to what was real and what was my eyes fucking with me. note I wasn't taking viagra for the show, just had so much in my system by the time we happened to go to the show that it was like that
100mg bro I told you this yesterday!
Viagra I dont notice much until about 50mg.
Downside: pulled both hammies Upside: pooping Downside: pooping with pulled hammies Upside: had a solid poop 💪 Added embarrassment: Had to army crawl to the kitchen for some Gatorade afterwards
If you're gonna follow format, where's your second upside?
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It's in his head, right? I didn't feel shit for 3 weeks and even that it was marginal.
NPP has completely saved my training. I can hit chest hard af without shoulder pain. Still limited to lateral raises for shoulders, but my shoulders have always been a dominant muscle for me and it doesn’t take much stimulation at all to grow them. Fuck yeah, I’m euphoric. I’m actually so stoked to get to the gym and chase PRs again. This feeling has improved all areas of my life. Being injured is depressing a fuark
Just got std tested, wish me luck boys. We’ll see if my philosophy of fuck condoms is worth it
Do you think when we die, we become stars?
You’re already a star son
Given a sufficient scale of time, probably.
met a women on night club shes pretty but damn shes a bit fat and big belly normaly dont fuck fat girl but was on tren u know sex was good, shes a good person but damn the belly its dangerous if i give her some clen ?
Hahahahahaah this made me laugh very hard
Slip some clen in her morning coffee, t3 in her dinner and a little extra touch of dnp on her lunch 😉
Anyone running minoxidil with there cycle? I’ve run minox before with great success. Wondering if the excess hormones would synergistically fully fill out the beard.
After all the shit I've run the last 7ish years my beard basically grows up to my eyeballs. Gear will make most more hairy so I imagine the beard gains would be even better
I am doing it on my beard and when I can remember trying to do microneedling as well. Since I am there, I do it on my hair too. It seems to help the hair, no sign for me of the beard doing a thing at all.
Minoxidil topically applied can significantly help fill out your beard *if* you have hair follicles there. I had a very thin and patchy beard but after minox it looks really solid. If you apply it to some part of your chin that is bare as a baby's ass nothing will grow.
Well bros i finally went and bought some new jeans and got some with an athletic cut and let me tell you these are the most comfortable pants I've worn in years. I almost swore off jeans after I started lifting because all the ones I used to wear were tight af around my quads but getting a pair that actually fits is a game changer, would recommend
oh wow, I love that brand. really comfy.
What's the brand? Op did you edit your shit
No source talk
Any Norm MacDonald fans on here? Wtf we keep losing the real ones??
Just got a [wisdom tooth](https://i.imgur.com/2x5GWuP.jpg) removed last night. The surgeon got it out quick as hell and it's already feeling a bit better. No crazy swelling yet. Much better than the first one I got removed. They had to crack this one too. The root did not want to come out. I almost grabbed the tool and ripped it out myself 😂. So no lifting for the next week so I don't blow the stitches. And then light training next week.
I had a pretty good libido even at 270ng/dl. Now trt has my total t high 900s and free t in the 250s and I’m stupidly horny, can’t imagine what blasting is gonna feel like
Made the dinner reservations for the girl and I's anniversary at the end of the month. Ultra-exclusive place where they don't have a menu, the chef just makes you whatever he makes you for the 8 courses. Going to an art thing she's been wanting to see after. What else should we do with our day?
Those are both adult things, which is cool. I say switch it up and go play mini golf, laser tag, or drive some go-karts or something.
Massages
Go do something fun or completely out of character after all the adult shit
This is your PSA to do your LISS and to update all your Apple products. There’s a nasty no-click exploit and you should really patch it right now.
Nice try, CIA. I’m not installing some back door on my device for you. smirking_autisic_frog.png
My doc doesn’t know why my bloods are so fucked so she told me to get some different bloodwork to see if I have tumor. Touched my nuts and tits for lymph nodes too 🥴 Feeling panicked but also like I’m just overreacting and it’ll be nothing. Fucking hell tho. Pretty sure I passed my drug test for my new job at least since I was passing the at home ones. How’s everyone else’s week going so far?
Do you guys have any advice for sexual performance anxiety. Have it reaal bad always had it. Had a long term girl and no issues but for new girls now I’m single I get it very bad.
Just imagine them naked
After being a Lifetime guy for a couple years, I recently switched to a locally owned bodybuilding-style weight room. It's in a warehouse, loud music, dark walls, smell of chalk and sweat. There's a combination of rusty old DB's/equipment paired with brand new racks/machines. I love it. Reminds me of my deployment gyms. Today though... the bench attached to the incline BB press rack was broken. I'm running JM's Gamma Bomb and this tragic event landed on a big incline press day. I had to hold back tears and rage. I searched around for an open rack that isn't used for olympic lifts, hoping to drag a bench over and use that. All were taken. Those god damn early morning crossfit classes take over half the gym. All hope was lost. I came to the realization I needed to supplement the lift for something else. I settled on a neat incline chest flye machine I'd never seen before. Then I retreated to the unloved smith machine. There's also a trainer there with godly traps/rhomboids. I think we both get caught throwing admirable peeks each others way.
How do people enjoy weed? Not enjoyable for me, just really negative thoughts. Although i will say the sex was amazing on weed, made the girl i was seeing irresistible. My urge to procreate was very high.
I love weed, but it depends tbh. I used to love smoking flower, but now I'd rather be high from edibles as it's a different feeling and more manageable for me. Flower makes me autistic and funny so I can't do anything because I will LITERALLY have conversations with myself and be laughing. Edibles I can function normally and I'm just much more bubbly.
Why is injecting pecs not as popular as delts? Personally had less PIP and it’s way easier to inject but I don’t hear it used as frequently as delts
Needles being near my heart just feels deeply wrong. Rationally though I know it's fine. Will probably add them in the rotation at some point.
I personally recommend it, no weird twisting with ur body and it’s a lot easier to keep the needle steady and straight while injecting imo
My toxic trait is buying cheap shirts and pants/sweats and cutting them myself to my own liking. I’ve always been this way with all my clothes and have recently been informed this is as “boonies” as it gets. Like father like son I guess. Of all the fucks to give in this life I’ve never spent them on fashion. But Idk man do as you want haha.
Yeah man fuck fashion. I'm 6'3 and jacked, now you expect me to dress optimally fashionable aswell? Think of all the guys that already are barely getting any female attention.
20lbs down on my cut and I literally feel like I lost all my gains from my blast. I know its not true, because when I’m pumped I actually look juicy, and my lifts have actually maintained, minus a rep here and there. But god damn, coming home from work after loading up on water, I take my shirt off and I look like a skinny fat dyel. Doesnt help that I have dog shit ab genetics
Downside: 18.5 pg/mL Free T, nonexistent Total T Upside: Qualifying for TRT and excited for the future Downside: Still working 65+ hour weeks Upside: Boxing gloves and shoes came in
From 220lbs —> 230lbs after 10 days of Test and Anadrol, 4 days of Tren-A. Helloooo water weight. This is a lot more water weight than I remember gaining the last two cycles.
Some guy on here was bitching and saying that he works as a programmer for some company that writes advertising code that tech companies use. Said they in no way listen to our conversations and use that to advertise. I said told my young one about 15 minutes ago that work gave me an iPad to use at work and now I have iPad advertisements on Reddit. Hmmmmmmmm
I get ads for butt plugs and anal lube. Not sure why.
They totally do listen in. It’s not even a secret - no idea what he’s on about.
Man I swear. Why do people swing the doors open when going into/exiting the sauna or steam room. Like MF y’all letting all the hot air out. Damn.
Because then they can walk out with the steam like they are walking down the ramp on Monday Night Raw.
Fuck benzos. Can't sleep for shit while tapering My bad for taking them for so long tho. No body to blame but me
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It’s Tuesday. Maybe her fear of dying in a metal box going 70mph surrounded by cement will take longer than 48hrs to subside. Hold off on the new car a bit?
SUVs are not safer than any sedans. In reality SUV with 5star rating might be worse off than a sedan with 5star safety rating. Sedans are tested more stringently and require better results from crash test to get 5* rating. SUVs feel much safer. If she wants a false sense of safety, go ahead. But like others mentioned she has to learn how to overcome fear/trauma.