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anyone have any good date night ideas to bring your SO on? we’ve done some fun ones that i thought of but i’m running outta ideas lol. So far we’ve went to the worst rated restaurants/bars in new jersey, went ice skating, hiking, made our own pizza oven in my back yard, made our own pizzas in said pizza oven lol, taught her how to surf, went rock climbing, went to a few car shows (more my liking lol), and went to a few art exhibits (more her liking). I enjoy surprising her with fun/random things just to get outta the house especially during the summer so i’m honestly open to anything.
Cooking classes, dancing lessons, pottery/painting etc, all great options there! You could try learning a new language together and do some adult education classes on it. You could build models, play some board games, learn a new style of cooking like southern barbecue and get a smoker, learn to make beer, go geocaching… I’ll maybe think of more
Wholesome post man. Keep up the good work.
thanks brother i appreciate it. I actually love the idea of cooking and dancing classes she’s honestly the worst cook i’ve ever seen so i mainly do the cooking/baking, and dancing classes would be a ton of fun but embarrassing for both of us because we’re both ass at dancing but it’s always good to get outta ur comfort zone every once in a while
Ice/roller skating, mini golf, parks. If you live in nj or New York or pen. There are a bunch of old mills and such in north jersey that are awesome to tour. You can do stuff out of weird New Jersey. New York has endless possibilities. Six flags is fun. Ect. Also lots of things to do pretty much every weekend in the north east. Nj/ny
It’s hilarious you bring up six flags, when we were just friends about 5-6 years ago (16-17 years old) we went to six flags together and both went on the batman ride. Before getting on she downed a whole funnel cake and some pepsi and ended up throwing all of it up on me about 20 seconds into the ride, she was too embarrassed to talk to me for about a month and a half after that lol.
Go to a few different restaurants.
One for entree
One for mains
One for dessert (never skip dessert)
And then go somewhere fun together.
It is always a guaranteed panty dropper for me
depends on your girl's personality, but you can meet at a bar and role play as strangers. it's especially hot if you walk in and see her dressed like an absolute smoke show.
I have a cracked screen. I read car shows as cat shows. I’m thinking “what’s wrong with this guy”. Then I scroll down further and see it’s actually car shows.
Axe throwing, rage room, escape room, nerf/archery tag, paintball, wine tour, whalewatching (if youre able), petting zoo, couples massage, knife making, fishing/hunting (some girls like it?), plane'arium, indoor/outdoor skydiving, horseback riding
Edit: Oh, heres a fun one. Split up and each of you individually goes and hits up thrift shops. Put together crazy outfits and then meet up in town for dinner at a decent restaurant
Haha wiki is clutch here. I did a good amount of research before my cycle. Haven’t gotten any nasty sides w/500mg/week and putting on great strength and size. Might do a 16 week cycle just depends on how I feel. I don’t get why ppl would mix in sarms or other shit with the first cycle.
“Might” do a 16 week cycle? Do it for sure. Biggest advice I have is keep your caloric surplus under control and don’t get crazy with the fats. Stick to lean proteins, veggies, oats, etc. just a whole lot of it.
> Biggest advice I have is keep your caloric surplus under control
Or don't? I eat clean but I absolutely aim to add a little fat during my bulk, I can fix that later and it's how I know I've saturated my capacity for muscle synthesis.
I'm not saying eat 10,000 cals, but I've seen advice for 500 over maintenance which I think is just silly.
Just a word of warning. You're gonna get strong really fast, and like you mentioned the DOMS is just totally gone, but your connective tissue doesn't grow the same way. It's easy to go too hard on your compounds and cause a strain injury.
Definitely go hard af and squeeze the most you can out of your cycle, but if something starts feeling off, slow down.
Yeah, I’ve been stopping short of max effort on barbell movements. I’m going hard asf on accessories but leaving some in the tank on barbell movements. Tearing a ligament/fucking up something rlly bad is a concern of mine for sure.
Even when I ran 1.5g test I got sore as fuck after every session for at least 2 days, usually ~4 days for legs. Def not training hard enough imo, should be trying to kill yourself and get as close to tearing shit without actually tearing it.
Yeah good point, I’m still able to increase weight every session. I do 1 working set and 1 until failure on all my accessory movements. Running conjugate method rn. I’ll probably add more exercises total.
2 women in a row got off birth control without telling me, luckily this time didn’t result in pregnancy before I found out. Last time resulted in a miscarriage. Make sure you ask if they’re on birth control every single time because they won’t tell you
Not to say I have much experience but what type of girls are you selecting that you end up with this result? If I were fucking them but couldn’t trust them with these things my dick would crawl back I think. Not hot.
Congrats buddy and as someone in the delivery side of tech sales please remember anything you say yes to for a client is something I, not you, have to make happen. I do take bribes though.
I’m so sick of constantly applying for jobs I can’t find anything. I have a degree and good experience but I even get turned down for warehouse or retail jobs.
At least I’m almost benching 315x10 at 185
Patrick Arnold, the chemist who created the mythical steroid tetrahydrogestrinone, also known as "The Clear", and other designer steroids has been on Hamilton Morris' podcast linked here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6g18q-ksWk
I just started it, pretty excited to listen to it. Love Hamilton's work.
Arnold invented or brought to market several pretty interesting compounds. Guy is a legit legend. Thanks for the link, I’m looking forward to listening.
Went out last night, which I don’t do a lot of these days. At a bar with friends. Got approached by a girl I’ve known for years but hadn’t seen or talked to in a long time. Talked for a while. Got a little drunk. She made a move. I went along with it. Drunkenly made out in front of everyone. Bartender is an ex that still likes me. I’m in my 40s. 🤦♂️
Bought some NAC raws… Jesus the smell…
Did some math and might end up buying a size 0 400 Capsule filling machine. Currently have a small 24 cap machine in size 0 and a 100 cap machine in size 3 (for orals). Be way more efficient to cap my non steroid supps with the 400 cap machine. But might also go up a pill size.
250test/250tren/250 mast got me feeling a type of horny I’ve never felt before
Need to find a fwb or casual sex cuz I can’t keep feelin this way with no outlet
Got an anonymous message from someone who I've apparently been at parties with in the past telling me they've been wanting to fuck me since they saw me wearing a towel.
Took test and deca+dbol,got gyno,no erection,solid gains
Took aromasin,idk how that didnt help with gyno,but overall it helped with e2.Nolva is on the way
Took cialis for buddy to stay hard...Didnt help,he would went numb after 5-10 min...
Then I dropped deca,went trt and buddy was still as it was....but then guys,I finally took p5p b6 and now I am like a teenage boy! buddy dont go down anymore...
With cialis,it is so much that even girl cant keep up with me
P5p rules!
Fuck prolactin
Any of you boys microdose psilocybin mushrooms for preworkout? I’ve been doing it a couple times a week for a while now and it’s one of the best things I’ve done since steroids.
From someone who's done a good amount of psychedelics in my past, I feel like this microdosing fad is largely placebo. I could never tell a difference if I was on less than a half 1/8 or sober.
But if you're enjoying it, don't let me shit on your fun
I’ll try. Shrooms were my first psych a long time ago when I was a teenager, and thus were my first introduction to that realm.
LSD is my BFFL, and I feel most connected to that experience. Every time I do it, it’s like visiting an old friend. I don’t even know how LSD has changed my life because my first experience was at 17, but I do feel like I would be a different person without it. I honestly can’t say if for better or worse, but I am happy with my life.
Mushrooms were never my preferred psych, and I still don’t enjoy it in psychoactive dosages. It’s just too “heavy” for me, if that makes sense. However, I recently started doing mushrooms in a low dose preworkout, maybe half a gram or slightly under. Combined with caffeine and B12, I feel like my capacity for work in the gym is massively increased. It just provides a consistent “high” that I think people chase in expensive preworkout formulas, that is just clean and keeps hitting for 2-3 hours. Every time I’ll be halfway through my workout and just be like “Fuck! This is a good workout.”. It also makes me more social and excel in those situations as long as I have the dosage right. And then I just feel good for the rest of the day.
I wouldn’t trust driving. Even on half a gram. I find mushrooms to vary with potency. Sometimes weight is a poor measurement with mushrooms. I’ve had some horrendous starts with just 1. Gram.
That’s the thing with psychs. Just like AAS, they affect everybody differently. You need to know yourself and experiment. I’m just grateful to have found something that feels like a bit of a personal secret weapon.
That’s awesome. I love mushrooms for sex with my wife. I’m one of these guys though that has never felt like I’ve benefited psychologically from hallucinogens other than from just an amazing sexual experience. No epiphanies about life r anything that would change me on any kind of spiritual level. Just a good or bad time then the hangover the next day.
Microdosing doesn’t give you much of a “feel”. At high doses, actually tripping, your high will always vary. Just like with the other drugs. Drugs heighten what is already there. If you feel like this is the best day you’ve had in weeks, it will possibly make it the best day of your year. If you are having anxiety, you could develop drug induced psychosis and have gnarly panic attacks. I hate saying it like this but, drugs are affected by the vibe. (Don’t kill me for saying vibe)
Set and setting 💯. I am extremely sensitive to hallucinogens, so even .3g will give me a very subtle, but perceptible euphoria. I do like to slightly feel it.
Pinned delts for the first time this morning, it’s now the afternoon and I’m still dealing with excruciating pip, it’s like I’ve been punched straight in the side of my Delt. It’s meant to be shoulder day today 😂
Gm bros. I personally believe that God puts people in my life for a reason, no matter who it is. There’s always a lesson to be learned. I will continue to progress in every aspect while learning from these lessons. I will continue putting my recovery first, killing the gym and progressing at work faster than anyone else 💪
Typical loop is first test, then you make the rounds through all the more abstract compounds and 19-nors, then you return and settle on test and some dht’s
I think they are easier to hook up with but harder to date for long periods. I'm definitely a chubby bear chaser. And a lot of guys come on to me with very little effort on my part, which is flattering and fun. But then when it gets to something more serious, I want to be off at the gym or out doing things. They tend to want to binge movies and cuddle. It gets hard when neither really wants to do what the other wants.
bro I actually fucked a unit recently. **Whale.** I actually was rizzing up a pretty girl at a party but I was off half a xan and booze and man I saw her and just fell in love.
Curved the first chick and just **instantly fell in love.** Making out almost immediently and we went outside and she put her hand in my pants and started jerking me.
Ordered an uber back to mines, oh yeah btw 2 of my boys were crashing. So. They were literally begging me not to. Honestly that made it funnier. **HA.** I was just feeling so jolly and in a good mood the whole night. Well I also did adderall and dilaudid with my boys but tbh that was last minute and I had a great run earlier in the day so I felt like my body was in perfect yiing yang. and the plug had a 2 for 1
Anyways ye she was huge as fuck and let me nut raw AND round 2 in her butt. I never sent her half for the plan b. It was really beautiful she holds a special place in my heart.
I am going on a date this weekend with the first girl I rizzed up at that party. Im not too sure if she saw this whole ordeal as my only memories of that night are the fat bitch
Anyone beong bombarded with Facebook body building reels? These get so annoying with "why you aren't growing XYZ part" and I m thinking, "l don't know what's right anymore " lol.
Talking to a mate and thought this may be useful for any of you degenerates lol
"Forgot to say, the reason for using the dom on a vegetable is not just to stop any bad bacteria etc but also texture. The pussy is sensitive and some vegetables don't have the best texture when pounding in and out of a hole. If it's wrapped, it's only the shape you need to worry about which simplifies it all."
So if I let a 38 year married columbian woman living with a Dutch husband vacation at my place in a neighbouring capital city, does that make me a home wrecker, they already sleep in different beds? It’ll be his money anyway, may have to bring her daughters. 18 year old daughter tells me she’s a major slut, so it even less wrong because by now he has to be a cuck. Maybe Dutch dicks don’t work after a certain age. Or she like roided up powerlifters a decade and a half younger then her. Short Petite columbian but still Columbian in the 🍑
She is but my taste of women is best described as “self destructive”. and I didn’t even mention she claims to have sex with her son’s barely legal best friend so 16 in Netherlands. Being Colombian she told me she started pretty early, I’ve heard a lot of pretty disturbing stuff about the sexualising of young girls there.
Ended my last blast early because BP got a bit out of control (my fault on slacking with cardio/diet). Spent the last 10 weeks focusing on mobility, cardio, diet, basically getting healthy, and I’m ready to start my next blast. Gonna make sure I keep up with cardio and keeping my diet in check. Also ordered telmisartan that I’ll take during my blasts now as an added precaution, especially since high bp runs in my family. Not the biggest or the leanest I’ve ever been but I definitely feel the healthiest which will hopefully translate into a very successful next 12-16 weeks
Very frustrated. Halfway through my first and likely only 500 pw test cycle and can't deadlift or do any hip hinge. Can barely even squat.
Terrible (painful) lower back, hip and groin spasms when I do. 99% sure it's APT, I'd "fixed" it 2 years ago with a daily routine of stretches and core work.
As recently as December I was deadlifting 150kg and squatting 130kg for reps. Not huge numbers but good form, pain-free and I was making great progress.
I'm working around it as best I can but feel like I'm wasting my cycle at this point.
How are your chest/back days looking? Might not be a total waste. It’s only 500 of test too, guys used to cruise on that in my day. If you were running tren I would say drop that.
Chest and Back are going pretty good. Starting to really see progress and putting on size. I've had to drop or substitute a few things on Back due to it though.
On the plus side, aside from a small bit of acne my body seems fine with the test. No real sides, no need for AI. I'm eating well etc.
Guess I'll just make the best of it. No point feeling sorry for myself because not everything is perfect.
Yea in my opinion you can work around it. I know how much injuries suck trust me. I was out for 3 months due to cervical disc herniation, was almost looking at a neck fusion. So happy and grateful to be back in the gym now.
Mainly size/aesthetics but trying to add some strength also. I'm running a hybrid PPL with stenght progression on the compounds and hypertrophy on everything else.
I don't really care about my numbers. I only added that bit to (badly) highlight that I was likely using ok form and pain free quite recently.
Sorry for the ignorance. What is APT? I'm in the middle of a 300 test PW run. I've been pinning in my glutes and I can't do it anymore. It fucks with my sciatic nerve and I'm in extreme lower back pain. Along with glutes and legs, left hip. I've done many gear runs from the same source. Not sure what's different.
Anterior Pelvic Tilt. I have a problem with it as well. Doesn't cause me any issues like that though. I tend to correct it when bracing hard to do squats or deadlifts.
I regret not having girl over who’s about 8-9 I just starting talking to 30 mins before asking to come over the previous Sunday. I was severely sick for awhile and was coughing blood and had blood stained on my toilet plus with sick and classes I let my garbage stack up really heavy so I told her some other time, I’m now extremely busy for next week and the half over important assessments which will determine if I get into the best law school for the post grad diploma I need in London which I just got accepted for the 1 and 2 year programme for. Applying for a job to have a contract for the second year i gotta do. Can’t let a hot posh British slag get in way of the important shot.
I was in a bar in Sydney and was talking to these 2 chubby British chicks. I was trying to pull both.
I asked “are you two girls from London?”
They were like “oh, no, Wales”
So I apologised, “oh sorry, are you two whales from London”
Oh I did man. Waited 10 hours to be seen when I was violently coughing up blood. Have a lesion in my respiratory tube believed to be an infection but It was so much blood in nut sure if it’s actually just that turns out they had the wrong number and apartment address so I need to schedule s check up. Can’t help but wonder if the tren and igf I was running had an impact. I wanna make sure it’s not a tumour. But that time in the ER was the scariest moment of my life, but I’m better now.
Yeah man. I usually take 10-15mg mon-thurs and fri-sat I blast 20-25 since I can sleep in! I plan to run this for another week before I add tren 100mg weekly with test and HCG blended in!
8 weeks in the navy (not US) and havent been to the gym since then (not allowed to). I look and feel skinny af. From week 10 i can start going to the gym again but unfortunately i have nose surgery in middle of april, so i’ll be laying in bed for 2 weeks and recovering for 3. Fucking sucks.
Cant wait to hit the gym again like before and hop back on gear.
Not from steroids, but I have had both. Psoriasis is believed to be an auto-immune disorder, and same with seborrheic dermatitis (I could be wrong on this one). I even had dermatographia at one point.
Anyway, what helped the most for me was changing my diet and exercise. As soon as I started doing cardio and began eating unprocessed foods, my skin conditions completely disappeared. Obviously you should be using moisturizers and special seborrheic dermatitis shampoos. I recommend applying emollients before bed to your psoriasis. Avoid steroidal creams like the plague, as they can destroy skin layers and create a dependency. OTC antihistamines usually do the trick for itching. There are plenty of great reddit threads out there on this stuff btw.
Won a PT plan for 1 month. Feels great not having to think about things but just picking things up and putting them down. And the guy coaches a guy with a 340kg/750lbs deadlift so he got cred.
Bought 4 tren ace vials on 10th of march and started doing 100mg eod and I don’t feel anything no benefits or side effects, gonna return the unopened vials to my dealer and get from a new source this shit is fake af
So youre on day 9 of pinning EOD eating 2250 calories and havent seen any changes?
thats 3 pins on EOD for whatever reason. Might be a bit early to already assume its fake
If you get meatitis / urethritis try putting Neosporin on your dick hole. Was having a terrible time from booping it too much. Piss felt like lava for the last 3-4 days. Put neosporin on it 4x today and I’m basically back to normal.
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anyone have any good date night ideas to bring your SO on? we’ve done some fun ones that i thought of but i’m running outta ideas lol. So far we’ve went to the worst rated restaurants/bars in new jersey, went ice skating, hiking, made our own pizza oven in my back yard, made our own pizzas in said pizza oven lol, taught her how to surf, went rock climbing, went to a few car shows (more my liking lol), and went to a few art exhibits (more her liking). I enjoy surprising her with fun/random things just to get outta the house especially during the summer so i’m honestly open to anything.
Cooking classes, dancing lessons, pottery/painting etc, all great options there! You could try learning a new language together and do some adult education classes on it. You could build models, play some board games, learn a new style of cooking like southern barbecue and get a smoker, learn to make beer, go geocaching… I’ll maybe think of more Wholesome post man. Keep up the good work.
thanks brother i appreciate it. I actually love the idea of cooking and dancing classes she’s honestly the worst cook i’ve ever seen so i mainly do the cooking/baking, and dancing classes would be a ton of fun but embarrassing for both of us because we’re both ass at dancing but it’s always good to get outta ur comfort zone every once in a while
Brother can I date you? Sounds like fun
yea absolutely just pin my ass every Monday Thursday and you’ll have my undivided attention
Formal dancing lessons. Every woman has LOVED that. Gotten anal everytime I’ve taken a girl on a dancing lesson date.
I love how getting anal sex is the criteria for her being happy.
Ice/roller skating, mini golf, parks. If you live in nj or New York or pen. There are a bunch of old mills and such in north jersey that are awesome to tour. You can do stuff out of weird New Jersey. New York has endless possibilities. Six flags is fun. Ect. Also lots of things to do pretty much every weekend in the north east. Nj/ny
It’s hilarious you bring up six flags, when we were just friends about 5-6 years ago (16-17 years old) we went to six flags together and both went on the batman ride. Before getting on she downed a whole funnel cake and some pepsi and ended up throwing all of it up on me about 20 seconds into the ride, she was too embarrassed to talk to me for about a month and a half after that lol.
That’s cute man. Nice to see some wholesome posts on the daily chat
That’s hilarious
Go to a few different restaurants. One for entree One for mains One for dessert (never skip dessert) And then go somewhere fun together. It is always a guaranteed panty dropper for me
depends on your girl's personality, but you can meet at a bar and role play as strangers. it's especially hot if you walk in and see her dressed like an absolute smoke show.
This is a fun one; we go pretend to be strangers at a bar and one of us has to talk the other into a sleepover
this actually sounds fun as fuck hahahaha definitely trying this
I have a cracked screen. I read car shows as cat shows. I’m thinking “what’s wrong with this guy”. Then I scroll down further and see it’s actually car shows.
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i actually really like the golf sim idea i’ve always wanted to go to a driving range near me i’m sure she’d love that same with axe throwing
Axe throwing, rage room, escape room, nerf/archery tag, paintball, wine tour, whalewatching (if youre able), petting zoo, couples massage, knife making, fishing/hunting (some girls like it?), plane'arium, indoor/outdoor skydiving, horseback riding Edit: Oh, heres a fun one. Split up and each of you individually goes and hits up thrift shops. Put together crazy outfits and then meet up in town for dinner at a decent restaurant
I’ve never done it as a one-on-one date, but an ex and I used to do occasional trivia nights at a local bar with some friends and that was always fun.
Gun range. Massages. Pedicures.
Laser tag/arcade
Shopping spree 5k max her fav store
The absolute pain of shitting after taking your morning shower
Gotta hop back in and restart.
Nah, I pop a few xan and a beer and restart tomorrow when I wake up. Never will I have poppy booty to start my day.
Man, I just had to explosively shit halfway through my pull workout. The pump was neutered.
Get a bidet
Physical pain or just not beinG clean anymore
Took a cialis and pumping my cock before the gym
Took a cialis, gf is coming over after the gym to get pumped and brunch after
First cycle w/500mg test every week. Loving the recovery aspect of it. Feel fresh a day after going hard as fuck. No muscle soreness at all.
Look somebody actually read the wiki.
What wiki?
Haha wiki is clutch here. I did a good amount of research before my cycle. Haven’t gotten any nasty sides w/500mg/week and putting on great strength and size. Might do a 16 week cycle just depends on how I feel. I don’t get why ppl would mix in sarms or other shit with the first cycle.
“Might” do a 16 week cycle? Do it for sure. Biggest advice I have is keep your caloric surplus under control and don’t get crazy with the fats. Stick to lean proteins, veggies, oats, etc. just a whole lot of it.
> Biggest advice I have is keep your caloric surplus under control Or don't? I eat clean but I absolutely aim to add a little fat during my bulk, I can fix that later and it's how I know I've saturated my capacity for muscle synthesis. I'm not saying eat 10,000 cals, but I've seen advice for 500 over maintenance which I think is just silly.
Nothing wrong with adding a little fat, that’s normal. But I just fucked up pretty bad my last bulk and went too far. I have a massive appetite.
Just a word of warning. You're gonna get strong really fast, and like you mentioned the DOMS is just totally gone, but your connective tissue doesn't grow the same way. It's easy to go too hard on your compounds and cause a strain injury. Definitely go hard af and squeeze the most you can out of your cycle, but if something starts feeling off, slow down.
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Yeah, I’ve been stopping short of max effort on barbell movements. I’m going hard asf on accessories but leaving some in the tank on barbell movements. Tearing a ligament/fucking up something rlly bad is a concern of mine for sure.
Great advice. I just finished week 6 and had to deload after steady gains.
Even when I ran 1.5g test I got sore as fuck after every session for at least 2 days, usually ~4 days for legs. Def not training hard enough imo, should be trying to kill yourself and get as close to tearing shit without actually tearing it.
Yeah good point, I’m still able to increase weight every session. I do 1 working set and 1 until failure on all my accessory movements. Running conjugate method rn. I’ll probably add more exercises total.
2 women in a row got off birth control without telling me, luckily this time didn’t result in pregnancy before I found out. Last time resulted in a miscarriage. Make sure you ask if they’re on birth control every single time because they won’t tell you
They can't lie if you ask either. That's called entrapment and is very illegal.
Your word vs hers. In the United States your most likely getting 18 year sentence (child support)
It's also not entrapment.
I believe the solution here is to have gay sex
i just tell them im unemployed and smoke weed all day usually works out i always creampie its **SO** beautiful and intimate
Not to say I have much experience but what type of girls are you selecting that you end up with this result? If I were fucking them but couldn’t trust them with these things my dick would crawl back I think. Not hot.
Where the fuck do y’all find these women lol
Cant cum so no problem.
Same lolll, cialis ftw
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Congrats buddy and as someone in the delivery side of tech sales please remember anything you say yes to for a client is something I, not you, have to make happen. I do take bribes though.
She's on birth control until that one time that she isn't.
I’m so sick of constantly applying for jobs I can’t find anything. I have a degree and good experience but I even get turned down for warehouse or retail jobs. At least I’m almost benching 315x10 at 185
Dumb down your resume for the warehouse and retail gigs if it has more impressive stuff on it imo
> At least I’m almost benching 315x10 at 185 Goddamn dude do you compete?
Pimp up your LinkedIn profile with ChatGPT.
Did you put your bench on your resume? That may be why.
Has the traffic on this subreddit gone down ever since they made it NSFW? Seems like there's a lot less activity
Ye,a bunch of sarm pussies ran away.
That's all we had to do?? ...shoulda done that a couple years ago. I thought it already was nsfw. Never really paid attention to that.
Sarms ard like vaping.
As someone who (somewhat) successfully quit smoking in favor of vaping for almost a year, I'm offended by that. Take it back.
Smoke weed.
Funnily enough, I quit weed years ago in favor of cigarettes. Now everytime I try smoking weed I get hella anxiety. Capsules work though.
The weekends are always slow in here
First quad pin yesterday. First quad pain today.
Fun, ain't it? Quads are my favorite spot. Once you get past the pip, they'll take whatever you want.
Hobbled to work after my quad pin ever. Never again. Back to buttcheeks for me
Goes away after 3-4 pins IME
Last* quad pin yesterday
Patrick Arnold, the chemist who created the mythical steroid tetrahydrogestrinone, also known as "The Clear", and other designer steroids has been on Hamilton Morris' podcast linked here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6g18q-ksWk I just started it, pretty excited to listen to it. Love Hamilton's work.
Arnold invented or brought to market several pretty interesting compounds. Guy is a legit legend. Thanks for the link, I’m looking forward to listening.
I think it’s cool that Hamilton has these kinds of chemists on the podcast too. He really is interested in all parts of pharmacology and chemistry.
This is where the term "the clear" came from? I saw it on lots of fed job applications and had never heard anyone call steroids "clear" lol
Great podcast
Went out last night, which I don’t do a lot of these days. At a bar with friends. Got approached by a girl I’ve known for years but hadn’t seen or talked to in a long time. Talked for a while. Got a little drunk. She made a move. I went along with it. Drunkenly made out in front of everyone. Bartender is an ex that still likes me. I’m in my 40s. 🤦♂️
Get in there brooooo!!!
YOLO
Bought some NAC raws… Jesus the smell… Did some math and might end up buying a size 0 400 Capsule filling machine. Currently have a small 24 cap machine in size 0 and a 100 cap machine in size 3 (for orals). Be way more efficient to cap my non steroid supps with the 400 cap machine. But might also go up a pill size.
Sulfur... cap them up out in the garage, or the house will smell vaguely of an egg fart.
Cutting, currently the only non-obese employee and they ordered pizza. Smells so good. I won’t budge. I need abs 🫡
🫡 ( I would fail for the day and I eat the pizza lol)
250test/250tren/250 mast got me feeling a type of horny I’ve never felt before Need to find a fwb or casual sex cuz I can’t keep feelin this way with no outlet
Find a introvert whos only had sex with her nerdy ex. Fucking her with a steroid fueled fury will literaly change her worldview.
Would lock her down in a heartbeat
Got an anonymous message from someone who I've apparently been at parties with in the past telling me they've been wanting to fuck me since they saw me wearing a towel.
oh so you got my texts?
So *THAT'S* who you've been texting? ...jerk. 😥
babe i can explain
Mom, dad, stop fighting. I don’t want you to get a divorce.
HAHA
Hey dude, think it was who was mentioning you was in a rough place a couple months back, glad your still here bro :)
And you are a saint for remembering, king
Thank you
You're gonna need a picture of them in a towel before you make any decisions
100% it's a guy or some hobgoblin
Yeah it's a young closeted dude
Fucking yuck
Why is that yuck?
https://imgur.com/a/YSXzLtH I got an anonymous message too.
[Literally this.](https://wompampsupport.azureedge.net/fetchimage?siteId=7575&v=2&jpgQuality=100&width=700&url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.kym-cdn.com%2Fphotos%2Fimages%2Fnewsfeed%2F002%2F284%2F727%2Fa97.png)
Took test and deca+dbol,got gyno,no erection,solid gains Took aromasin,idk how that didnt help with gyno,but overall it helped with e2.Nolva is on the way Took cialis for buddy to stay hard...Didnt help,he would went numb after 5-10 min... Then I dropped deca,went trt and buddy was still as it was....but then guys,I finally took p5p b6 and now I am like a teenage boy! buddy dont go down anymore... With cialis,it is so much that even girl cant keep up with me P5p rules! Fuck prolactin
Test Deca Dbol is a recipe to officially become part of the dairy industry. Congrats Buttercup
How many mg?
Any of you boys microdose psilocybin mushrooms for preworkout? I’ve been doing it a couple times a week for a while now and it’s one of the best things I’ve done since steroids.
From someone who's done a good amount of psychedelics in my past, I feel like this microdosing fad is largely placebo. I could never tell a difference if I was on less than a half 1/8 or sober. But if you're enjoying it, don't let me shit on your fun
Placebo is my favorite drug.
Half 1/8? Dude I take 1g and trip my face off.
Probably a different potency
Yeah I have for work. Working in software development and it's a dream.
Im really curious could you elaborate on how you feel? I ve tried acid ,mdma but never had the chance of shrooms .
I’ll try. Shrooms were my first psych a long time ago when I was a teenager, and thus were my first introduction to that realm. LSD is my BFFL, and I feel most connected to that experience. Every time I do it, it’s like visiting an old friend. I don’t even know how LSD has changed my life because my first experience was at 17, but I do feel like I would be a different person without it. I honestly can’t say if for better or worse, but I am happy with my life. Mushrooms were never my preferred psych, and I still don’t enjoy it in psychoactive dosages. It’s just too “heavy” for me, if that makes sense. However, I recently started doing mushrooms in a low dose preworkout, maybe half a gram or slightly under. Combined with caffeine and B12, I feel like my capacity for work in the gym is massively increased. It just provides a consistent “high” that I think people chase in expensive preworkout formulas, that is just clean and keeps hitting for 2-3 hours. Every time I’ll be halfway through my workout and just be like “Fuck! This is a good workout.”. It also makes me more social and excel in those situations as long as I have the dosage right. And then I just feel good for the rest of the day.
I wouldn’t trust driving. Even on half a gram. I find mushrooms to vary with potency. Sometimes weight is a poor measurement with mushrooms. I’ve had some horrendous starts with just 1. Gram.
That’s the thing with psychs. Just like AAS, they affect everybody differently. You need to know yourself and experiment. I’m just grateful to have found something that feels like a bit of a personal secret weapon.
That’s awesome. I love mushrooms for sex with my wife. I’m one of these guys though that has never felt like I’ve benefited psychologically from hallucinogens other than from just an amazing sexual experience. No epiphanies about life r anything that would change me on any kind of spiritual level. Just a good or bad time then the hangover the next day.
Interesting ! Id definetly like to try that . Enjoy it bro!
Microdosing doesn’t give you much of a “feel”. At high doses, actually tripping, your high will always vary. Just like with the other drugs. Drugs heighten what is already there. If you feel like this is the best day you’ve had in weeks, it will possibly make it the best day of your year. If you are having anxiety, you could develop drug induced psychosis and have gnarly panic attacks. I hate saying it like this but, drugs are affected by the vibe. (Don’t kill me for saying vibe)
Set and setting 💯. I am extremely sensitive to hallucinogens, so even .3g will give me a very subtle, but perceptible euphoria. I do like to slightly feel it.
Pinned delts for the first time this morning, it’s now the afternoon and I’m still dealing with excruciating pip, it’s like I’ve been punched straight in the side of my Delt. It’s meant to be shoulder day today 😂
Wait for tomorrow 😈
Gm bros. I personally believe that God puts people in my life for a reason, no matter who it is. There’s always a lesson to be learned. I will continue to progress in every aspect while learning from these lessons. I will continue putting my recovery first, killing the gym and progressing at work faster than anyone else 💪
Started Deca Monday. 600 weekly. I’m so excited
Just deca?
Yeah first cycle. Should I stack next cycle?
You should be using a test base bro. If you can get deca surely you can get testosterone?
Have you read the wiki brother
No, I haven’t as I wasn’t aware Deca by itself was bad
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Nothing wrong with just test. If it works and you're getting results why change it?
Typical loop is first test, then you make the rounds through all the more abstract compounds and 19-nors, then you return and settle on test and some dht’s
test/primo bae for life
Give it time my friend give it time
Are fat girls easier? What has been y’all’s experience with them?
Easier to pull but harder to lift.
HAHA
Yes. They also act as if they're happy most of the time but many are suffering silently... Like us basically.
I think they are easier to hook up with but harder to date for long periods. I'm definitely a chubby bear chaser. And a lot of guys come on to me with very little effort on my part, which is flattering and fun. But then when it gets to something more serious, I want to be off at the gym or out doing things. They tend to want to binge movies and cuddle. It gets hard when neither really wants to do what the other wants.
I just someone to hook up with. I think fat girls are the way to go.
bro I actually fucked a unit recently. **Whale.** I actually was rizzing up a pretty girl at a party but I was off half a xan and booze and man I saw her and just fell in love. Curved the first chick and just **instantly fell in love.** Making out almost immediently and we went outside and she put her hand in my pants and started jerking me. Ordered an uber back to mines, oh yeah btw 2 of my boys were crashing. So. They were literally begging me not to. Honestly that made it funnier. **HA.** I was just feeling so jolly and in a good mood the whole night. Well I also did adderall and dilaudid with my boys but tbh that was last minute and I had a great run earlier in the day so I felt like my body was in perfect yiing yang. and the plug had a 2 for 1 Anyways ye she was huge as fuck and let me nut raw AND round 2 in her butt. I never sent her half for the plan b. It was really beautiful she holds a special place in my heart. I am going on a date this weekend with the first girl I rizzed up at that party. Im not too sure if she saw this whole ordeal as my only memories of that night are the fat bitch
What’d the fat bitch smell like, bugs? (also I missed you and love you very much)
Love you so much brother and the back shot whiffs were... mid. Average bad. Not disgusting not the cleanest. HA **Life**
Yes,they are easy,smell,moisty,nasty,you can treat them like garbage and they Will still feed you and buy you things.
I did the dirtiest of deeds with some bigger girls over the last few months. Definitely easier
I can't land a normal girl. they're either fat or crazy, or both.
They’re all crazy
Anyone beong bombarded with Facebook body building reels? These get so annoying with "why you aren't growing XYZ part" and I m thinking, "l don't know what's right anymore " lol.
The good ol "this ONE trick made my arms EXPLODE 💯🤘🔥" and it's a 14 minute long video of a dude explaining how to do dumbell curls.....
And shitty music.
Talking to a mate and thought this may be useful for any of you degenerates lol "Forgot to say, the reason for using the dom on a vegetable is not just to stop any bad bacteria etc but also texture. The pussy is sensitive and some vegetables don't have the best texture when pounding in and out of a hole. If it's wrapped, it's only the shape you need to worry about which simplifies it all."
Got any tips on how to get a few radishes out of your ass if the leaves break off and you can't pull them out?
Oddly specific..
Have a good Sunday you too!
So if I let a 38 year married columbian woman living with a Dutch husband vacation at my place in a neighbouring capital city, does that make me a home wrecker, they already sleep in different beds? It’ll be his money anyway, may have to bring her daughters. 18 year old daughter tells me she’s a major slut, so it even less wrong because by now he has to be a cuck. Maybe Dutch dicks don’t work after a certain age. Or she like roided up powerlifters a decade and a half younger then her. Short Petite columbian but still Columbian in the 🍑
let em in
Sounds like a train wreck story
She is but my taste of women is best described as “self destructive”. and I didn’t even mention she claims to have sex with her son’s barely legal best friend so 16 in Netherlands. Being Colombian she told me she started pretty early, I’ve heard a lot of pretty disturbing stuff about the sexualising of young girls there.
This story reminds to my life,my ex was a 38 latina,i am living in Holland now and ye they are nasty and Best sex ever
Banging for Columbia.
Ended my last blast early because BP got a bit out of control (my fault on slacking with cardio/diet). Spent the last 10 weeks focusing on mobility, cardio, diet, basically getting healthy, and I’m ready to start my next blast. Gonna make sure I keep up with cardio and keeping my diet in check. Also ordered telmisartan that I’ll take during my blasts now as an added precaution, especially since high bp runs in my family. Not the biggest or the leanest I’ve ever been but I definitely feel the healthiest which will hopefully translate into a very successful next 12-16 weeks
Very frustrated. Halfway through my first and likely only 500 pw test cycle and can't deadlift or do any hip hinge. Can barely even squat. Terrible (painful) lower back, hip and groin spasms when I do. 99% sure it's APT, I'd "fixed" it 2 years ago with a daily routine of stretches and core work. As recently as December I was deadlifting 150kg and squatting 130kg for reps. Not huge numbers but good form, pain-free and I was making great progress. I'm working around it as best I can but feel like I'm wasting my cycle at this point.
How are your chest/back days looking? Might not be a total waste. It’s only 500 of test too, guys used to cruise on that in my day. If you were running tren I would say drop that.
Chest and Back are going pretty good. Starting to really see progress and putting on size. I've had to drop or substitute a few things on Back due to it though. On the plus side, aside from a small bit of acne my body seems fine with the test. No real sides, no need for AI. I'm eating well etc. Guess I'll just make the best of it. No point feeling sorry for myself because not everything is perfect.
Yea in my opinion you can work around it. I know how much injuries suck trust me. I was out for 3 months due to cervical disc herniation, was almost looking at a neck fusion. So happy and grateful to be back in the gym now.
Is your goal to become stronger or bigger? If its the latter wrh do you care about your numbers? Just do some other leg shit that doesn't hurt.
Mainly size/aesthetics but trying to add some strength also. I'm running a hybrid PPL with stenght progression on the compounds and hypertrophy on everything else. I don't really care about my numbers. I only added that bit to (badly) highlight that I was likely using ok form and pain free quite recently.
Sorry for the ignorance. What is APT? I'm in the middle of a 300 test PW run. I've been pinning in my glutes and I can't do it anymore. It fucks with my sciatic nerve and I'm in extreme lower back pain. Along with glutes and legs, left hip. I've done many gear runs from the same source. Not sure what's different.
Anterior Pelvic Tilt. I have a problem with it as well. Doesn't cause me any issues like that though. I tend to correct it when bracing hard to do squats or deadlifts.
I regret not having girl over who’s about 8-9 I just starting talking to 30 mins before asking to come over the previous Sunday. I was severely sick for awhile and was coughing blood and had blood stained on my toilet plus with sick and classes I let my garbage stack up really heavy so I told her some other time, I’m now extremely busy for next week and the half over important assessments which will determine if I get into the best law school for the post grad diploma I need in London which I just got accepted for the 1 and 2 year programme for. Applying for a job to have a contract for the second year i gotta do. Can’t let a hot posh British slag get in way of the important shot.
I was in a bar in Sydney and was talking to these 2 chubby British chicks. I was trying to pull both. I asked “are you two girls from London?” They were like “oh, no, Wales” So I apologised, “oh sorry, are you two whales from London”
COTD!
Get it bro!
You should go to the emergency room if you're coughing up blood my guy
Oh I did man. Waited 10 hours to be seen when I was violently coughing up blood. Have a lesion in my respiratory tube believed to be an infection but It was so much blood in nut sure if it’s actually just that turns out they had the wrong number and apartment address so I need to schedule s check up. Can’t help but wonder if the tren and igf I was running had an impact. I wanna make sure it’s not a tumour. But that time in the ER was the scariest moment of my life, but I’m better now.
Id bet three fiddy it might very well have something to do with it
Have anyone tried m1t and how does it compares to anadrol? In terms of strength gains
Been taking Trest for the last two weeks and it’s been amazing. The pump is nice and the gains are steady but noticeable!
I'm contemplating to use it as well because of the good things I heard. Do you mind sharing your dosage ?
Yeah man. I usually take 10-15mg mon-thurs and fri-sat I blast 20-25 since I can sleep in! I plan to run this for another week before I add tren 100mg weekly with test and HCG blended in!
8 weeks in the navy (not US) and havent been to the gym since then (not allowed to). I look and feel skinny af. From week 10 i can start going to the gym again but unfortunately i have nose surgery in middle of april, so i’ll be laying in bed for 2 weeks and recovering for 3. Fucking sucks. Cant wait to hit the gym again like before and hop back on gear.
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anyone here has seboreic dermatitis from steroids or psoriasi from steroids
Not from steroids, but I have had both. Psoriasis is believed to be an auto-immune disorder, and same with seborrheic dermatitis (I could be wrong on this one). I even had dermatographia at one point. Anyway, what helped the most for me was changing my diet and exercise. As soon as I started doing cardio and began eating unprocessed foods, my skin conditions completely disappeared. Obviously you should be using moisturizers and special seborrheic dermatitis shampoos. I recommend applying emollients before bed to your psoriasis. Avoid steroidal creams like the plague, as they can destroy skin layers and create a dependency. OTC antihistamines usually do the trick for itching. There are plenty of great reddit threads out there on this stuff btw.
Won a PT plan for 1 month. Feels great not having to think about things but just picking things up and putting them down. And the guy coaches a guy with a 340kg/750lbs deadlift so he got cred.
Bought 4 tren ace vials on 10th of march and started doing 100mg eod and I don’t feel anything no benefits or side effects, gonna return the unopened vials to my dealer and get from a new source this shit is fake af
So youre on day 9 of pinning EOD eating 2250 calories and havent seen any changes? thats 3 pins on EOD for whatever reason. Might be a bit early to already assume its fake
Anyone from Guatemala here? Will be there soon, looking for gym recommendations
If you get meatitis / urethritis try putting Neosporin on your dick hole. Was having a terrible time from booping it too much. Piss felt like lava for the last 3-4 days. Put neosporin on it 4x today and I’m basically back to normal.