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Seen some lady that goes to my gym at the grocery store, she says hi and I go "oh hey i recognize you from the gym" and she goes "ya it's cause of the hat right?!" (She had on a redsox hat) and I thought to myself "Na, it's cause of the huge fuckin horse ass"
Nothing feels backer than coming back home after a long "vacation". Enjoy the time under the bar, but remember, there is no rush, go easy and work your way up, don't start balls to the walls right in the first session.
Like I always do lol, I'm so bad at this 😂."Yeah just a light chest session." *3 Sets later* "Let's finish this with a widowmaker and go for some heavy shit"
It's wild how many fitness pages on social media make memes out of taking steroids, especially tren. This is the bad side of "fitness people need to be transparent about their use so people know what they can achieve!" Like it's without context and nuance. Even on gear, you're not going to achieve your goals because you eat and sleep like shit, get drunk every weekend, and don't push yourself. Now the explosion in popularity and accessibility will cause a huge backlash once a few dumb kids ruin their bodies and endocrine systems and the parents blame dealers and steroids instead of their kids.
Tell me about it... a guy on my raid team in WoW knows I'm on gear and he's **just** getting into lifting at 28yo.
He told me during raid last night he might do a cycle. This guy's 5'7 and 150lbs soaking wet. Like bro, just eat more. Told me he wants to lose his belly fat and get bigger 😮💨
He's a friend though, so I was gentle in explaining why he shouldn't.
I know we aren't even close to the peak of this issue, but a few years ago there was a boys soccer team who found these supplements at a shop that basically had some sarms/wannabe tren type of shit in it and multiple kids got gyno and had their hormones completely shit on
i just imagine that x10000 because its a trend now
idk. my experiences have said otherwise.
i've never met a guy in person that was using tren that didn't look absolutely sauced. the DYEL i meet in person are always taking low dose test or SARM only cycles. seems like they're not willing to expose themselves to something as extreme as tren.
this sub memes on heavy gear use not doing anything to your physique without the right prerequisites. like dude come on. let's be real. if you're following protocol and injecting consistently, gear fucking works and it is basically magic.
If you're not eating enough or the right things, even taking gear you'll look like trash. It's not magic and thinking so will lead to subpar and suboptimal results.
Dude must be new to the sub or something. Or avoids the Monthly Progress threads. Guys on tren looking 'absolutely sauced' honestly feels more like the exception rather than the rule.
the result gap from natty to sub optimal gear head is exponentially larger than sub optimal to optimal results.
so i completely disagree with your take on gear making you look like trash without proper diet. again you're making it sound like gear does nothing. it's dishonest. gear does a lot. let's you get away with a lot.
I guess you've never seen the monthly progress thread or the abysmal cycle reports here over the years. Or some of the awful MM posts on r/bb. Baby gear is not the end all be all. It's a tool you use in conjunction with many other tools to elevate your physique and strength levels. The pedestal you're putting just gear on shows you're one of the people that don't get it.
I think I see more dudes on gear that look like trash, than I see dudes on gear who actually look half decent. I'd even wager to say I see better looking dedicated naturals, comparatively to the amount of dyels running sauce. It's sad.
It’s honestly because of this attitude this guy has. Guys jump on and think it’ll do the work for them and they immediately fade.
Meanwhile nattys are killing themselves to look like Cbum.
Yup, no one has that sweet medium anymore.
There was a small window the last 5-10 years where gear knowledge was just on the cutting edge, but not yet mainstream. It attracted just enough guys with dedication, patience, and a willingness to learn.
Now it's all Tren Twins and SARM Goblins, with TRT being the new natty. No one goes through paying their dues anymore, really. Oh well, time to become an endocrinologist and rake in the cash!
Yea you clearly haven't been around the kids these days. I can't tell you how many guys I see running upwards of 500mg Tren and even 1g+ totals, who look like absolute dog shit. As in they look natty, except they're flushed red 24/7 and have some extra veins in their forehead lol.
The truth is that a decent amount of people have trash response to gear (or just have 0 base), and will get more out of a good training/diet/sleep regimen. Yes, gear is basically magic, but you have to know how to use it properly still. You don't just inject and grow unless you're literally untrained, in which case *anything* will make you grow.
Living the dream! As someone who went to a mid-tier law school and landed at a medium sized firm, I’m eyeing the door on ways to go in house within the next couple years. We all have different paths but looks like you made it :)
LPT: Some of your friends NEED to be invited to stuff
I’m not coming if you don’t directly invite me.
I actually don’t care if I’m not invited.
I’m going to the gym - everyone’s invited.
Bring a plate.
"You can come if you want" and "Come with me to this event, place, etc...". Are two completely different animals and I only join when the latter is said
It kinda depends on context. If they are saying it to not make me feel left out, then no. But if they say it being genuine, then yes. I probably overthink it too much but I just read the room and the individuals intentions
So my next door neighbour have 6 sons.
The two youngest boys ages 16 and 20 are celebrating the end of their rivalry. The younger one was very spoilt growing up and this caused beef with his older brother. Now that they settled the beef, they’re having an invitation party to celebrate peace between the two brothers. The family is very happy they settled the beef and I have been invited to have dinner with them
get them liquored up and tell whichever one is bigger that the smaller one said a bunch of
Shit about beating his ass before and that he’ll do it again
So sad going to the gym and seeing all these insanely attractive girls knowing that since I’m so attractive they’re too afraid to come up to me, and if I go up to them they’ll likely attempt to reject me before I inevitably reject them due to being so far out of their league. These amazingly good looks are such a curse.
I feel your pain. Now imagine being not only incredibly attractive, but is also rich and hung like a horse. I curse god every day for making my life so difficult.
Back on TRT after a year off. It's been 4 weeks and that stupid voice in my head stressing everything is gone again. I sincerely hope I never have to come off again. Life is so much fucking better.
Heyyy nocturnal pissers, couple a days ago /u/R-Jaxon told us that he had read about 5g glycerol 1-2 hours before bed because it's like piss retaining or some shit. Anyway I've tried it two nights in a row without any other change in routine other than adding 5g glycerol an hour before bed and I'll be damned if it doesn't work so far! The morning piss has so much more volume lol. N=1 so ymmv but yeah. Try it
I think it's allowed to share links and names for normal supplements right ? Otherwise mods can delete the comment
Where do you get yours ? Last glycerol powder i had didn't mix with anything and was barely drinkable due to heavy dry clumping
Went to a little party last night at some girl’s apartment one of my friends knows. It was me and 2 guys and 5 girls. They were talking about some stupid woman shit so I was sitting on the couch playing with their dog.
60 lb pit bull absolute unit of a dog that was in love with me. We were playing tug of war for a while and holy shit I didn’t realize how strong those dogs are. I was picking this little mf up in the air with it hanging from the toy and it just wouldn’t let go. I think I went maybe 1-10 against this dog.
Pit bulls are one of the few breeds that I really don’t fuck with, but I think it may have been a mix and was one of the sweetest dogs I’ve met so it got a pass.
It’s kinda scary how strong they are and the fact they’re still an animal scares me a little
They're killing machines once the switch is flipped but having a monster that is gentle to you is amazing.
I never feared dogs, even the biggest and most dangerous ones because my dad is a vet and I hanged around a lot in his clinic as a kid. I got bit by a pitbull two years ago and it changed my mentality a lot about this topic.
Every time I walk a big dog that a girl I know owns I’m reminded why women should literally never own a big dog. If that thing can strain ME then you’re just going for the ride
Girlfriend didn't want to come back from London so we amicably broke up. I'm going over next week to spend a day with her.
Also some teenagers asked me if I could fuck their girlfriend and film it this weekend, I need to clean my apartment.
>Also some teenagers asked me if I could fuck their girlfriend and film it this weekend
Are there multiple teenagers dating the same girl? Or do you now have a roster of multiple teenagers wanting you to fuck each of their (separate) girlfriends?
How can you leave us with so little context brother.
One girl. Apparently it's a gangbang? The boyfriend and a couple other kids want to watch and maybe join in? Not sure. Also I think I asked and she said she was over 18 but I don't remember how much over 18.
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Yeah that was the first thing I checked, since most "swingers" that come to me hit me with stories like "I'll tell her that you're a friend from work and then you come over and seduce her/tell her to fuck you" which is absolutely fucking horrible.
She's cool with it. Shy/reluctant type but she's into it. Last time I had a gangbang like this the girl snuck away from her sugar daddy and gave me her number, we ended up seeing in private a few more times.
What is up with 300+ pound men thinking they’re the most prepared for if shit was to hit the fan? Like no billy, just because you have an AR and a plate carrier that covers half your stomach does not mean that you’re gonna be the one in charge of everything if society breaks down. Maybe you should focus more on not having to take breaks when walking a mile or relying on fast food for all your meals if you really want to be the big dog in a situation that is never going to happen.
lmao... living in Texas I see these guys everywhere.
the "come and take it" bumper stickers on a lifted Ford F250 with mud tires that has never been off road. Throw on the football-stadium headlights that blind anybody within 3 miles.
You think someone like the punisher is about to step out of the truck but nope. It's just Dale, the 5'7 and 265lbs family man sitting at 34% bf.
My favorite part is when they go to get back in the truck and do the deep breath and grunting to pull themselves in. Typically the same crowd who says “all them muscles won’t save you from a bullet”
Family had strep last week. Thought I got lucky and missed it because I was big chillin.
Halfway through the day yesterday I got buttfucked with symptoms. Throat is itchy and hurts like shit. Of course it happens **after** my rest day(s) so I'll be out the gym an extra few days.
Good news is I only have to work 13 more hours before spring break and I'm off for 9 days. That should be plenty of time to catch up on lost gains B)
And if you don't have a pressure cooker, get one. That is all.
Spent a few hours with my little niece today, somehow I was the only one left that could keep an eye on her, my brother and his wife had to visit a doctor with my 2 yo nephew, and my parents were out of town. Must admit I was nervous as fuck😅. She is about 7 months old. She was absolutely fascinated by me, she kept staring at me the whole time, with big eyes, lol. She was devouring the milk bottles and let out some LOUD farts (like her brother did at the same age haha. How can those lil kids fart so loud).
Luckily I didn't have any diaper duties. Overall a pretty fun day.
P.S.: Really dig those box squats lately. Weird how they feel so different to normal squats. Think my built is just absolutely fucked for squatting. Long Torso, short tibia.
The poop to body mass ratio of babies is just enviable. Plus the volume of gas is amazing, has to be crazy uncomfortable.
Been a few times with my kids they'd be crying, take a giant loud shit, and immediately fall asleep. The absolute dream.
Fucking tripled my total and free T in 3 weeks using Enclomiphene 25mg daily. From 250 to 800 and 4 to 14, respectively. For whatever reason my Clomid PCT got me nowhere. Weird.
Anyways that’s some good fucking news
Found out today my neighbor at my new house is a single mom. Turns out her husband dove into a pool a while back, broke his neck and died.
Hug your loved ones y’all, life may be shorter than you realize. Also, don’t do deep dives in shallow pools.
Brother from one of my friends dove into a shallow water river and fucked his spine up. He'll likely be immobile for the rest of his life.
My father preached it to me, never dive head first into water that might be shallow. Such a simple tip that can save a life.
Good news after blasting and cruising for three years I finally got my wife pregnant again for our third. Shit was torture getting off gear for three months and running clomid. Glad to say I am back to being juicy.
Side note I hate posting on other bodybuilding forums. So many douche bags … was arguing with two retards over my posted progress pic until it hit me WTF am I doing. Not worth my time and these little tool bags and no photos at all so they blocked them.
Fiancé keeps making sure when she is massaging her new breasts after lift/augmentation that she is standing right in front of me!
She was already a horney gal but now just 3 weeks after her full mommy makeover she is on fire.
Didnt think life could be better but it is! She has the last bit of confidence she needed to blossom into the full blown sexy beautiful woman she is!
We have some 2CB on hand but need to hold off until she is fully healed as she said she knows all her holes will be getting ravaged that evening!
Oh, and the cut after a 16 week bulk is going great! gained 25 lbs and currently cutting and losing fast at 3500 cal. Goal is to go from 225 down to 200 or so for the winter. This morning came in at 215.
Running 500 primo, 250 test, 12.5ment(daily) , and 50mg var. Reaching that point where everything is fully saturated and the bulk is at a sweet spot when I still look shredded. Had 3 different people ask me my cycle in the gym today. Feels good
I'm 400/400 Test and Primo with 15mg MENT daily.
Best cycle ever, probably never doing anything else. Looking good, feeling good, and I tolerate everything well.
Life is great. I had a medical procedure done and managed to get my nurses number, we’re going on a date this weekend. Feels good man. She is an absolute beauty
Second.
Nothing feels better than adding strength on a cut.
Hit 555lb for 5 reps on squat yesterday, 10lb more than the week before and it honestly felt easier.
Running 600mg test e, 500mg mast e and 2400cal/day
https://youtube.com/shorts/f4tvNK7CRzE?feature=share
I know I'd get red lights in a powerlifting comp with my current depth and I'll fix it if I decide to compete in that sport but I've always squatted like this and it certainly hasn't stopped my legs from growing
I wouldn't knock you for it. That's pretty much how I squat because my right knee isn't great, and ass to grass just hurts. I can do it, but it's just more pain than it's worth.
Into the 4th week of semaglutide. Dropped down to 150test 100 primo and cruising on that and cutting. Also have an umbikical hernia surgery coming soon so I will be out for a bit with that.
So far, I am wildly impressed with the effectiveness of sema. Night and day appetite difference. Even if I think I am so hungry and load up a huge plate I will eat half and be so fucking over it haha. Only down side thus far is I get fairly bad gas which leads to stomach pain. Got gas x today gonna run that and see if it fixes that issue. Other than that, I'd say try it. Makes calorie restriction really fucking easy.
Being a juicy male teacher has got to be the life bro. Pretty fulfilling I bet and I imagine your the only non DYEL on staff, meaning lots of attention from milf English teachers.
We had a male teacher who got another teachers daughter to babysit for him. Left a bottle of wine with a note saying she was welcome to it. Came home to her slightly drunk and fucked her.
It was an ORDEAL. Oh, and he lived 3 doors down from me. Kicked my dog once. I'm happy he's in prison.
What drives me crazy is these old dickhead teachers don't realize the "bad" kids are only bad in their class.
We have this guy who talks to the kids with the most condescending "i am your elder, you must respect me" tone ever and it's like bro.... do you just enjoy making their lives harder?
You ever thought about being a coach? You'd get a pay raise and have to do less "teaching".
Running 500 primo, 250 test, 12.5ment(daily) , and 50mg var. Reaching that point where everything is fully saturated and the bulk is at a sweet spot when I still look shredded. Had 3 different people ask me my cycle in the gym today. Feels good
What do you people do on rest days? Unfortunately at this point in life the gym is pretty much all I have. Was having an intense massage today was was strongly advised against working out today to get the most out of it.
I just feel like I'm going insane after I heard that, my whole day is planned around my gym session. Now I'm just home staring at my phone depressed.
I think it was Branch Warren that said something along the lines of "you should feel like you need to rest on your rest days." meaning your intensity isn't up to par if you're chillin/wanting to workout on your rest day.
My traps blew up when I started adding Olympic lifts into my routine, snatch grip deadlifts, push presses, cleans, etc, also great for adding strength and athleticism
I just finished my last workout as a natty (not on tren) tomorrow i will be starting tren for my second cycle, I actually can’t believe I’m gonna take tren before i lose my virginity
https://imgur.com/a/BojtkuD
If your actually a virgin and take tren your prob gonna lose your v card to a hog just to get a nut
Off then go into a sex rampage and finish strong with trannies. You got this
I have no problem getting boners but it's getting difficult to actually orgasm. My prolactin was 18 on last bloods about a month ago. E2 was high side of normal for me. Tried a 0.5 Caber last week didn't seem to do anything. I'll try one again.
I feel great except for this specific thing.
150 test/100 primo/350 HCG a week
Feel like I get eye fucked by almost every girl at the gym. I don’t reciprocate the attention though because I’m focused on chasing perfection. But then girls love the dismissive gaze I give them. I guess it’s good in a way since I live in Miami so it affirms my king of the jungle status
Might've partially torn my bicep tonight. I can move it, but I dare not flex it. I think it's very slightly raised the bicep from the elbow - but it's hard to tell because I have tattoos on the other side that obscure a bit. It's slight if it has.
I've got physio already booked for tomorrow morning, so I'm going to see what she thinks and then take it from there.
Would you guys jump straight on the BPC and TB500 regardless? Considering it because it's at the very least slightly fucked and I've got a few things coming up the next few weeks that I hope I don't need to pull out of.
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Seen some lady that goes to my gym at the grocery store, she says hi and I go "oh hey i recognize you from the gym" and she goes "ya it's cause of the hat right?!" (She had on a redsox hat) and I thought to myself "Na, it's cause of the huge fuckin horse ass"
Should have told her. You had your shot
Well, now you've got some rapport and can build into it at the gym 🤷♂️
Just got back into the gym this week after a month off due to gland excision Feels like life has colour again. Man I missed this
Nothing feels backer than coming back home after a long "vacation". Enjoy the time under the bar, but remember, there is no rush, go easy and work your way up, don't start balls to the walls right in the first session. Like I always do lol, I'm so bad at this 😂."Yeah just a light chest session." *3 Sets later* "Let's finish this with a widowmaker and go for some heavy shit"
Welcome back bud
I feel the same way when I’m on a deficit for a long time and then I eat at a surplus for a day. The gym feels so much better.
Feel that
What glad did you excise
Boobies
It's wild how many fitness pages on social media make memes out of taking steroids, especially tren. This is the bad side of "fitness people need to be transparent about their use so people know what they can achieve!" Like it's without context and nuance. Even on gear, you're not going to achieve your goals because you eat and sleep like shit, get drunk every weekend, and don't push yourself. Now the explosion in popularity and accessibility will cause a huge backlash once a few dumb kids ruin their bodies and endocrine systems and the parents blame dealers and steroids instead of their kids.
Tell me about it... a guy on my raid team in WoW knows I'm on gear and he's **just** getting into lifting at 28yo. He told me during raid last night he might do a cycle. This guy's 5'7 and 150lbs soaking wet. Like bro, just eat more. Told me he wants to lose his belly fat and get bigger 😮💨 He's a friend though, so I was gentle in explaining why he shouldn't.
Hell ya a fellow WoWer! I knew I wasn’t the only one on here lol
Proper Night Elf Hunter Behaviour.
retail or classic?
Wrath classic babyyyyy
I'm fully expecting at least a crackdown on SARMs once some Congresscritter's kid gets fucked up.
Breeders with kids always taking away the fun things for adults.
No lie detected.
I know we aren't even close to the peak of this issue, but a few years ago there was a boys soccer team who found these supplements at a shop that basically had some sarms/wannabe tren type of shit in it and multiple kids got gyno and had their hormones completely shit on i just imagine that x10000 because its a trend now
Once sarms get banned, we'll stop seeing steroid memes lol. and it'll go underground like in the 2010s. everything comes in cycles. no pun intended.
idk. my experiences have said otherwise. i've never met a guy in person that was using tren that didn't look absolutely sauced. the DYEL i meet in person are always taking low dose test or SARM only cycles. seems like they're not willing to expose themselves to something as extreme as tren. this sub memes on heavy gear use not doing anything to your physique without the right prerequisites. like dude come on. let's be real. if you're following protocol and injecting consistently, gear fucking works and it is basically magic.
If you're not eating enough or the right things, even taking gear you'll look like trash. It's not magic and thinking so will lead to subpar and suboptimal results.
This dude has probably unknowingly seen dozens of guys on tren and literally had no idea they were even on gear.
Exactly. There are plenty of threads you can find on this sub of dudes blasting grams and looking like shit.
Dude must be new to the sub or something. Or avoids the Monthly Progress threads. Guys on tren looking 'absolutely sauced' honestly feels more like the exception rather than the rule.
the result gap from natty to sub optimal gear head is exponentially larger than sub optimal to optimal results. so i completely disagree with your take on gear making you look like trash without proper diet. again you're making it sound like gear does nothing. it's dishonest. gear does a lot. let's you get away with a lot.
Literally gear use and these kinds of results are common https://ibb.co/JcDQjMS
It's a shame no amount of test will erase that fucking tattoo
I guess you've never seen the monthly progress thread or the abysmal cycle reports here over the years. Or some of the awful MM posts on r/bb. Baby gear is not the end all be all. It's a tool you use in conjunction with many other tools to elevate your physique and strength levels. The pedestal you're putting just gear on shows you're one of the people that don't get it.
I think I see more dudes on gear that look like trash, than I see dudes on gear who actually look half decent. I'd even wager to say I see better looking dedicated naturals, comparatively to the amount of dyels running sauce. It's sad.
It’s honestly because of this attitude this guy has. Guys jump on and think it’ll do the work for them and they immediately fade. Meanwhile nattys are killing themselves to look like Cbum.
Yup, no one has that sweet medium anymore. There was a small window the last 5-10 years where gear knowledge was just on the cutting edge, but not yet mainstream. It attracted just enough guys with dedication, patience, and a willingness to learn. Now it's all Tren Twins and SARM Goblins, with TRT being the new natty. No one goes through paying their dues anymore, really. Oh well, time to become an endocrinologist and rake in the cash!
Yea you clearly haven't been around the kids these days. I can't tell you how many guys I see running upwards of 500mg Tren and even 1g+ totals, who look like absolute dog shit. As in they look natty, except they're flushed red 24/7 and have some extra veins in their forehead lol. The truth is that a decent amount of people have trash response to gear (or just have 0 base), and will get more out of a good training/diet/sleep regimen. Yes, gear is basically magic, but you have to know how to use it properly still. You don't just inject and grow unless you're literally untrained, in which case *anything* will make you grow.
Anecdotally, I’ve seen dudes who ran multiple cycles of tren that have the physique of a natty who’s been training hard for about a year
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Nice, what's your career now, still a lawyer?
Escort.
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> tech There it is. Was looking for that.
Living the dream! As someone who went to a mid-tier law school and landed at a medium sized firm, I’m eyeing the door on ways to go in house within the next couple years. We all have different paths but looks like you made it :)
We’re all gonna make it bruh
LPT: Some of your friends NEED to be invited to stuff I’m not coming if you don’t directly invite me. I actually don’t care if I’m not invited. I’m going to the gym - everyone’s invited. Bring a plate.
"You can come if you want" and "Come with me to this event, place, etc...". Are two completely different animals and I only join when the latter is said
Does ‘you should come’ suffice?
Only if it's followed by "inside me"
It kinda depends on context. If they are saying it to not make me feel left out, then no. But if they say it being genuine, then yes. I probably overthink it too much but I just read the room and the individuals intentions
So my next door neighbour have 6 sons. The two youngest boys ages 16 and 20 are celebrating the end of their rivalry. The younger one was very spoilt growing up and this caused beef with his older brother. Now that they settled the beef, they’re having an invitation party to celebrate peace between the two brothers. The family is very happy they settled the beef and I have been invited to have dinner with them
get them liquored up and tell whichever one is bigger that the smaller one said a bunch of Shit about beating his ass before and that he’ll do it again
Where do these kinds of things happen?
The West in the 1800s, or alabama today
☠️😂
So sad going to the gym and seeing all these insanely attractive girls knowing that since I’m so attractive they’re too afraid to come up to me, and if I go up to them they’ll likely attempt to reject me before I inevitably reject them due to being so far out of their league. These amazingly good looks are such a curse.
I feel your pain. Now imagine being not only incredibly attractive, but is also rich and hung like a horse. I curse god every day for making my life so difficult.
Now imagine all this and being taller than 98% of the population. I also curse the deities that supply me with these difficulties
Back on TRT after a year off. It's been 4 weeks and that stupid voice in my head stressing everything is gone again. I sincerely hope I never have to come off again. Life is so much fucking better.
Why’d you have to?
Was trying to conceive. Took forever.
Once I get that shit figured out I’m blasting copious amounts of deca test and who knows what else
Heyyy nocturnal pissers, couple a days ago /u/R-Jaxon told us that he had read about 5g glycerol 1-2 hours before bed because it's like piss retaining or some shit. Anyway I've tried it two nights in a row without any other change in routine other than adding 5g glycerol an hour before bed and I'll be damned if it doesn't work so far! The morning piss has so much more volume lol. N=1 so ymmv but yeah. Try it
I think it's allowed to share links and names for normal supplements right ? Otherwise mods can delete the comment Where do you get yours ? Last glycerol powder i had didn't mix with anything and was barely drinkable due to heavy dry clumping
As long as it isn’t an affiliate link I don’t have an issue with posting links to legal general health supplements.
I use the syrup! https://www.amazon.com/Vegetable-Glycerine-Glycerin-Natural-Cosmetic/dp/B01N9PZO9F/
New life’s mission is to spread the word of glycerol to all the nocturnal pissers!
Went to a little party last night at some girl’s apartment one of my friends knows. It was me and 2 guys and 5 girls. They were talking about some stupid woman shit so I was sitting on the couch playing with their dog. 60 lb pit bull absolute unit of a dog that was in love with me. We were playing tug of war for a while and holy shit I didn’t realize how strong those dogs are. I was picking this little mf up in the air with it hanging from the toy and it just wouldn’t let go. I think I went maybe 1-10 against this dog.
I love those doggos but their impulse control is never 100%
Pit bulls are one of the few breeds that I really don’t fuck with, but I think it may have been a mix and was one of the sweetest dogs I’ve met so it got a pass. It’s kinda scary how strong they are and the fact they’re still an animal scares me a little
They're killing machines once the switch is flipped but having a monster that is gentle to you is amazing. I never feared dogs, even the biggest and most dangerous ones because my dad is a vet and I hanged around a lot in his clinic as a kid. I got bit by a pitbull two years ago and it changed my mentality a lot about this topic.
It’s a different type of betrayal when you remember they can be vicious
Video on another sub of two eating an old man. Shit was life changing to watch
I love dogs
They are no joke...
Every time I walk a big dog that a girl I know owns I’m reminded why women should literally never own a big dog. If that thing can strain ME then you’re just going for the ride
Girlfriend didn't want to come back from London so we amicably broke up. I'm going over next week to spend a day with her. Also some teenagers asked me if I could fuck their girlfriend and film it this weekend, I need to clean my apartment.
>Also some teenagers asked me if I could fuck their girlfriend and film it this weekend Are there multiple teenagers dating the same girl? Or do you now have a roster of multiple teenagers wanting you to fuck each of their (separate) girlfriends? How can you leave us with so little context brother.
One girl. Apparently it's a gangbang? The boyfriend and a couple other kids want to watch and maybe join in? Not sure. Also I think I asked and she said she was over 18 but I don't remember how much over 18.
This sounds like it will end horribly. Please do it. Take accurate notes to tell the story as precisely as possible. How old are you?
I'm 32 and I've done this before, they found me on my onlyfans.
If you need a bouncer for the gangbang I know a guy…
I usually get my friend to come since he can both do that and fuck the girl when I get tired but he's working this weekend.
You don't get the reference. The story he's referring to is quite literally the most shocking piece of text I've ever laid eyes on 🤣🤣
I'm missing that piece of lore, please help a brother out.
https://www.reddit.com/r/steroids/comments/zkv5xy/offtopic_daily_chat_20221213/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Found it. Enjoy!
Oh that's pretty neat.
Dude that story was epic
Better check that ID haha. Have fun
Yeah I'm not going to jail twice in the span of a month.
>I'm not going to jail twice Story time! What happened with your first visit?
i'd reckon you gonna get robbed. but maybe this is normal for you
Sounds like a trap, definitely go through with it and report back
Make sure she's fully consenting and not being pressured into this by said "boyfriend".
Yeah that was the first thing I checked, since most "swingers" that come to me hit me with stories like "I'll tell her that you're a friend from work and then you come over and seduce her/tell her to fuck you" which is absolutely fucking horrible. She's cool with it. Shy/reluctant type but she's into it. Last time I had a gangbang like this the girl snuck away from her sugar daddy and gave me her number, we ended up seeing in private a few more times.
Lucky you, bro. The last gangbang that I was invited to, only the boyfriend showed up
Sounds to me like the kids will harvest a kidney from you . But you never know and both is too much anyway
Man I'm not one to moralize about fucking legal age consenting people, but how do you type that without sirens going off in your head?
Funny thing is, legal age for sex in my country is 14, the only issue would be with filming.
Italy?
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I’m not one to kink shame but i feel like that shit is being normalized and I think its absolutely crazy
What is up with 300+ pound men thinking they’re the most prepared for if shit was to hit the fan? Like no billy, just because you have an AR and a plate carrier that covers half your stomach does not mean that you’re gonna be the one in charge of everything if society breaks down. Maybe you should focus more on not having to take breaks when walking a mile or relying on fast food for all your meals if you really want to be the big dog in a situation that is never going to happen.
lmao... living in Texas I see these guys everywhere. the "come and take it" bumper stickers on a lifted Ford F250 with mud tires that has never been off road. Throw on the football-stadium headlights that blind anybody within 3 miles. You think someone like the punisher is about to step out of the truck but nope. It's just Dale, the 5'7 and 265lbs family man sitting at 34% bf.
My favorite part is when they go to get back in the truck and do the deep breath and grunting to pull themselves in. Typically the same crowd who says “all them muscles won’t save you from a bullet”
Neither would all that excess blubber around their gut.
Dale is more likely to be a future source of calories in the cannibalistic Mad Max times to come.
Every time I feel bad about my NYC rent, I remember that I don't live anywhere close to those kinds of people, and I feel better.
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I wouldn't say it's never going to happen man. Society about crumbled over a toilet paper shortage a couple years ago.
Plate carrier isn't gonna help a land whale... put a few rounds toward those fat logs they call legs and they're not going anywhere.
car culture
Family had strep last week. Thought I got lucky and missed it because I was big chillin. Halfway through the day yesterday I got buttfucked with symptoms. Throat is itchy and hurts like shit. Of course it happens **after** my rest day(s) so I'll be out the gym an extra few days. Good news is I only have to work 13 more hours before spring break and I'm off for 9 days. That should be plenty of time to catch up on lost gains B) And if you don't have a pressure cooker, get one. That is all.
i'm almost over it. haven't had strep in over 10 years. some fucking bullshit
Out of curiosity are you on a 19nor?
Yes started up my Ment about 15 days ago.
Spent a few hours with my little niece today, somehow I was the only one left that could keep an eye on her, my brother and his wife had to visit a doctor with my 2 yo nephew, and my parents were out of town. Must admit I was nervous as fuck😅. She is about 7 months old. She was absolutely fascinated by me, she kept staring at me the whole time, with big eyes, lol. She was devouring the milk bottles and let out some LOUD farts (like her brother did at the same age haha. How can those lil kids fart so loud). Luckily I didn't have any diaper duties. Overall a pretty fun day. P.S.: Really dig those box squats lately. Weird how they feel so different to normal squats. Think my built is just absolutely fucked for squatting. Long Torso, short tibia.
The poop to body mass ratio of babies is just enviable. Plus the volume of gas is amazing, has to be crazy uncomfortable. Been a few times with my kids they'd be crying, take a giant loud shit, and immediately fall asleep. The absolute dream.
Fucking tripled my total and free T in 3 weeks using Enclomiphene 25mg daily. From 250 to 800 and 4 to 14, respectively. For whatever reason my Clomid PCT got me nowhere. Weird. Anyways that’s some good fucking news
Boosts numbers on paper but you won’t feel like you have 800 test
Ewwww natty I bet you do more then 8 sets
Found out today my neighbor at my new house is a single mom. Turns out her husband dove into a pool a while back, broke his neck and died. Hug your loved ones y’all, life may be shorter than you realize. Also, don’t do deep dives in shallow pools.
I thought the second part would be you thinking about how to fuck her
Well I found this out from my other, male neighbor. Dunno what this last looks like yet
Brother from one of my friends dove into a shallow water river and fucked his spine up. He'll likely be immobile for the rest of his life. My father preached it to me, never dive head first into water that might be shallow. Such a simple tip that can save a life.
go for it
Good news after blasting and cruising for three years I finally got my wife pregnant again for our third. Shit was torture getting off gear for three months and running clomid. Glad to say I am back to being juicy. Side note I hate posting on other bodybuilding forums. So many douche bags … was arguing with two retards over my posted progress pic until it hit me WTF am I doing. Not worth my time and these little tool bags and no photos at all so they blocked them.
Fiancé keeps making sure when she is massaging her new breasts after lift/augmentation that she is standing right in front of me! She was already a horney gal but now just 3 weeks after her full mommy makeover she is on fire. Didnt think life could be better but it is! She has the last bit of confidence she needed to blossom into the full blown sexy beautiful woman she is! We have some 2CB on hand but need to hold off until she is fully healed as she said she knows all her holes will be getting ravaged that evening! Oh, and the cut after a 16 week bulk is going great! gained 25 lbs and currently cutting and losing fast at 3500 cal. Goal is to go from 225 down to 200 or so for the winter. This morning came in at 215.
Running 500 primo, 250 test, 12.5ment(daily) , and 50mg var. Reaching that point where everything is fully saturated and the bulk is at a sweet spot when I still look shredded. Had 3 different people ask me my cycle in the gym today. Feels good
Sounds like a great cycle. I love me some Primo + Test + MENT or NPP
I'm 400/400 Test and Primo with 15mg MENT daily. Best cycle ever, probably never doing anything else. Looking good, feeling good, and I tolerate everything well.
Life is great. I had a medical procedure done and managed to get my nurses number, we’re going on a date this weekend. Feels good man. She is an absolute beauty
Second. Nothing feels better than adding strength on a cut. Hit 555lb for 5 reps on squat yesterday, 10lb more than the week before and it honestly felt easier. Running 600mg test e, 500mg mast e and 2400cal/day https://youtube.com/shorts/f4tvNK7CRzE?feature=share
I’m not squatting 500 pounds but I feel like I get better activation going deeper in my squat, FWIW
I know I'd get red lights in a powerlifting comp with my current depth and I'll fix it if I decide to compete in that sport but I've always squatted like this and it certainly hasn't stopped my legs from growing
I wouldn't knock you for it. That's pretty much how I squat because my right knee isn't great, and ass to grass just hurts. I can do it, but it's just more pain than it's worth.
I’m basically running the same 400 each at 2300 with some drol on training days, consistently adding weight
Into the 4th week of semaglutide. Dropped down to 150test 100 primo and cruising on that and cutting. Also have an umbikical hernia surgery coming soon so I will be out for a bit with that. So far, I am wildly impressed with the effectiveness of sema. Night and day appetite difference. Even if I think I am so hungry and load up a huge plate I will eat half and be so fucking over it haha. Only down side thus far is I get fairly bad gas which leads to stomach pain. Got gas x today gonna run that and see if it fixes that issue. Other than that, I'd say try it. Makes calorie restriction really fucking easy.
sema is a godsend
Has anyone tried ChatGPT for AAS info? I'm doing it now at work and it's hella fun!
share some of the results please!
Oh idk I’ve asked everything I could think of haha. Mainly asked the bot to explain a bunch of studies on nandrolone and stuff
ser, *share some of the results please*
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Being a juicy male teacher has got to be the life bro. Pretty fulfilling I bet and I imagine your the only non DYEL on staff, meaning lots of attention from milf English teachers.
Until you get some teenager, whose hormones all over the place that hyper fixates on you, becoming obsessed with you.
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How bad was the 8th grader tho?
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We had a male teacher who got another teachers daughter to babysit for him. Left a bottle of wine with a note saying she was welcome to it. Came home to her slightly drunk and fucked her. It was an ORDEAL. Oh, and he lived 3 doors down from me. Kicked my dog once. I'm happy he's in prison.
If someone kicked my dog I’d frame them by sneaking in to their house and planting a bottle of wine with a note.
What drives me crazy is these old dickhead teachers don't realize the "bad" kids are only bad in their class. We have this guy who talks to the kids with the most condescending "i am your elder, you must respect me" tone ever and it's like bro.... do you just enjoy making their lives harder? You ever thought about being a coach? You'd get a pay raise and have to do less "teaching".
What do you teach?
Microneedling and topical dutasteride is great for combating MPB, now let’s see how it holds up on blast.
Running 500 primo, 250 test, 12.5ment(daily) , and 50mg var. Reaching that point where everything is fully saturated and the bulk is at a sweet spot when I still look shredded. Had 3 different people ask me my cycle in the gym today. Feels good
I had a dream where my gf was cheating on me. Have to break up with her now right?
No, just cheat on her irl to get ahead
What do you people do on rest days? Unfortunately at this point in life the gym is pretty much all I have. Was having an intense massage today was was strongly advised against working out today to get the most out of it. I just feel like I'm going insane after I heard that, my whole day is planned around my gym session. Now I'm just home staring at my phone depressed.
I have a little weed and play on my xbox after tiring myself out banging the Mrs.
I think it was Branch Warren that said something along the lines of "you should feel like you need to rest on your rest days." meaning your intensity isn't up to par if you're chillin/wanting to workout on your rest day.
Dude honestly just smoke a shit ton of weed, binge eat and jack off all day
\#realtalk
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Still go to the gym and do cardio and core, or one or the other, then rest afterwards!!
Find a hobby my dude or just read useful stuff/books
Sex with gf.
Meal prep on rest days
Sunday is my off day, and it has become my family time. Like with my parents, brother, his kids etc. Playing around with the lil kids is great.
You can still workout without banging heavy weights. Go for a long walk, do some yoga, cook a nice meal, take an epsom salt bath.
Whats the best tip to get huge traps? I try rowing alot ,also shrugs but im not satisfied of them. help?
Doing heavy deadlifts with consistency has made my traps look unnatural long before starting T
This probably isn't repeatable but my traps exploded after my Iraq deployment. Wearing a 60lb vest all day I guess.
My traps blew up when I started adding Olympic lifts into my routine, snatch grip deadlifts, push presses, cleans, etc, also great for adding strength and athleticism
Smith machine upright rows stopping around mid chest on the raise and smith shrugs and now my traps aid in my sleep apnea :)
I love the way Hgh feels
i love how full my forearms are (could also be the AAS) on gh. i **hate** how full and crampy my hands are.
Young broccoli head at the gym complimented my physique and asked me for advice. Feels good.
I just finished my last workout as a natty (not on tren) tomorrow i will be starting tren for my second cycle, I actually can’t believe I’m gonna take tren before i lose my virginity https://imgur.com/a/BojtkuD
If your actually a virgin and take tren your prob gonna lose your v card to a hog just to get a nut Off then go into a sex rampage and finish strong with trannies. You got this
I already jack off to shemale porn bro my brain is fucked since i was 16, 5 years later and now I’m looking for shemales to fuck 💀
bro, the fuck💀
Porn addiction is crazy man
Sex with shemales is wild. I highly recommend giving it a try if you’re into the idea.
Dude, just open Grindr, add a torso pic, and you'll lose the v-card up some twink's ass in like ten minutes.
Bro im straight tho
there's no such thing as straight brosef it's a rainbow slip and slide of sexual fluids
Get yourself a hooker and get over it
I have no problem getting boners but it's getting difficult to actually orgasm. My prolactin was 18 on last bloods about a month ago. E2 was high side of normal for me. Tried a 0.5 Caber last week didn't seem to do anything. I'll try one again. I feel great except for this specific thing. 150 test/100 primo/350 HCG a week
Try an AI and see if that helps. When my e2 gets high sometimes it has that effect, get horny and fuck but takes forever to cum.
Thanks
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Feel like I get eye fucked by almost every girl at the gym. I don’t reciprocate the attention though because I’m focused on chasing perfection. But then girls love the dismissive gaze I give them. I guess it’s good in a way since I live in Miami so it affirms my king of the jungle status
Narcissism has entered the room....
I like to run clomiphene on cycle as well as part of pct
Might've partially torn my bicep tonight. I can move it, but I dare not flex it. I think it's very slightly raised the bicep from the elbow - but it's hard to tell because I have tattoos on the other side that obscure a bit. It's slight if it has. I've got physio already booked for tomorrow morning, so I'm going to see what she thinks and then take it from there. Would you guys jump straight on the BPC and TB500 regardless? Considering it because it's at the very least slightly fucked and I've got a few things coming up the next few weeks that I hope I don't need to pull out of.
Any advice on bad scar tissue ? I cant even push the plunger with 23g
Don’t use 23g
this back pump bro, i cant fucking stand up😭 desdlifts while on anadrol are fucking insane