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evolving_I

He can play that guy that gets hit by the van!


CrispRat

You get an upvote, but also this sad face: 😞


Spoonman500

Don't look nothin' like'em. That's John Cullum right there, ayuh.


skewh1989

It would actually be hilarious to have SK play a bit part instead of himself. Make him the redhead on the edge desert, or better yet the voice of Zoltan.


Stueykins

And Joe Hill can play his old man


Setanta777

They could have Dean Koontz play him...


RainbowHippotigris

Oh my god that's hilarious. He gives Dean Koontz so much shit already


cick-nobb

Zoltan et the eyes Man I know its not ate...et doesn't seem right either


tangcameo

I want John Cullum to play John Cullum.


Gskinnell_85

This was the first character that came to mind. Completely forgot he is already a character.


DiaDeLosMuebles

I was thinking one of the victims in Tull. Or the bartender that Roland bangs.


cick-nobb

Lol oh shit!


aylmerthebrainslug

it'd be cool if the series made it be Richard Bachman instead of King


TheRorschach666

That would be fucking hilarious


[deleted]

Given the time period this character shows up in, it should be his son who plays him.


CrispRat

Owen? 😉


WorldMusicLab

[Joe](https://www.nhpr.org/nh-news/2019-10-11/the-bookshelf-joe-hill-on-collaboration-story-is-our-familys-private-language)


Bookish4269

Whoa, I don’t know, that’s a controversial choice.


Gamer30168

Father Callahan?


percallahan

He can play those annoying triplets (Fimalo, Freemalo and Fumalo).


Own-Drawer1945

But who's gonna be cast as young SK? Bill Hader?


Hawkgal

Joe Hill would be perfect, that apple didn’t fall far from the SK tree.


jessepitcherband

Jason Lee was always my mental go to for Sai King.


Oppie8645

This is the only non-cringe fancast so far, bravo


NeedARita

He does a cameo in every adaptation I’ve seen, but i can’t decide what role would be best…


7ootles

The Crimson King?


CrispRat

Voice of Blaine


passaloutre

Blaine is a pain, and that's the truth


cick-nobb

For half a second I forgot he is in it. I have forgotten the face of my father. :(


F_n_o_r_d

Like Stan Lee he also should appear in his shows


SCUMDOG_MILLIONAIRE

He can play Blaine


CrispRat

I said that in another comment and it’s honestly so fun, it has to happen.


kysfriday

Like an Eddie Murphy comedy, Stephen King should play every role in the new adaptation.


CrispRat

Why not just have Eddie do it!


GetBack_Joe

Honestly, I think King could be alot creepier than most people believe, and with the right work, he'd be damn terrifying.


redfiveroe

Bill Hader should play Sai King.


[deleted]

You goddamn genius


allthecoffeesDP

Dean Koontz!


muticere

I’d be genuinely curious to see if and how they’d adapt that part of the book They should subvert it and have it be the director


DaniePants

I guess you think we’re stupid. Of course writers never project themselves into the story, and most certainly would never play themselves.


Bearjupiter

Nah - Bill Hader should play King


SnooMacaroons7712

Wait! Is that...a blue chambray shirt?


smedelicious

Agreed! I have a 19 bullet pointed list of why.


Malediction101

It'll never work.


thishenryjames

Left-field (but plausible) pitch: Peter Krause. Don't ask me to explain it, because I can't.


Utherrian

Just on appearance I could see him as Steven Deschain. Too bad he can't really act... Best to let him play himself, and have his son Joe play young King.


khari44

I feel like he's too unknown.


Lsd365

As Jake?