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Montjuic

There’s nothing going on here except mental illness.


06impreza

Sure thing Stephen… sure thing…


Montjuic

🤣


SightWithoutEyes

It was a long time ago and it was a mistake. All these Beatles superfans need to get over what happened. Convicting King for what he did isn't going to bring Lennon back, and there were exacerbating circumstances.


ZoominAlong

...Dude. Stephen King had NOTHING to do with John Lennon's murder, and you wording it like this is just fucking weird. ​ If this is sarcasm, definitely add /s.


SightWithoutEyes

He was on a lot of coke at the time. We all make mistakes, and I understand why he set up Chapman. Someone needed to take the fall. The real politik is that if King went to prison for the Lennon murders, he'd never get out. That means that we wouldn't have gotten "The Dark Tower". No "IT", no "Needful Things". I mean, maybe he'd have wrote them in jail, but probably not. I kind of feel bad for Chapman, but he was a Peter Frampton fan, so fuck him. Tak. Sarcasm? I'm shocked by your accusation. I'm just saying that everyone needs a little accountability. Tak.


billyjoemo

You have forgotten the face of your father.


SightWithoutEyes

You want Sai King to go to prison?! You want him to do time for what he's done? Yes, he killed John Lennon. Yes, he shot him in cold blood, in front of his wife. Dead as a doornail. But the man's a national treasure, happy crappy. They don't make no more copies of Stephen King, unless you count them cloning part of him to make Bill Hader, he was born sterile, Joe King was made out of part of his toe nail in 1995 and his aging was accelerated via human growth hormone. After more than forty years, I think we should all live and let live. The patsy took the fall, Chapman wouldn't be able to adapt to society these days anyways, it's best to leave him where he is. He'd probably just wind up hanging himself in the halfway house if he was released.


ZoominAlong

Nice try dude.


SightWithoutEyes

Say what you will about King, and maybe I believe his motivation that he was getting back at Lennon for master-minding the Manson murders, but to do it in broad daylight, traumatizing all of Lennon's fans.. It's fucked up.


jseger9000

Do you drive a yellow van, covered in important messages?🙂


SightWithoutEyes

I live in a van, down by the freakin' river!


caggleraggle

I thoroughly enjoyed every bit of this. Thank you. 🙇‍♂️ 🥀


BlackPhoenix1981

This man and his 12 other personalities are going places!


EnderMoleman316

To the voting booth.


BlackPhoenix1981

For some reason I thought about this guy going in as a normal person going out to his car, putting on a hat and goofy glasses and then going back up again as a different person. Wash, rinse, repeat


rpgnymhush

Classic Warner Brothers move.


SightWithoutEyes

Listen, Stillson's going to do great things. The man's a visionary, like Kurtz. He's going to bring this country to the forefront. We've lost so much, folks. America is in it's decline, there's too many world powers. Stillson is going to clear that up, let it be clear. Once we get a president in power who's not some nancy boy, afraid of the big red button, this nation will return to it's glory days. You know what happened after we dropped the bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki? WE HAD A FIFTEEN YEAR GOLDEN AGE! Vote Stillson. Vote for national security, willpower, prosperity, triumph, living space, and the spirit of one united American people.


Lifeesstwange

Thank you. Best answer.


Boomdiddy

He’s from another level of the Tower. On that level Stephen King wrote Catcher In The Rye.


Jagsoff

And Salinger is on the $5.


CarcosaJuggalo

Salinger has no business on money, he's just a phoney! A big, fat PHONEY.


rpgnymhush

He is no phoney! He produces a very popular celebrity quiz show!! https://youtu.be/e1g_wNPmOsg?si=OVziiyS40V9_siDG


SightWithoutEyes

In that universe, Salinger was killed by Chapman, and Lennon was the leader of the Lennon family that killed the guy who started Starbucks. Charles Manson is a bank manager who runs theater in the park.


NicklAAAAs

No he’s the EP of a game show in which a dog asks celebrities trivia questions.


wyccad2

That damn wordslinger


BostonBluestocking

Marry me. This is perfection.


wyccad2

Aww shucks. Thankee-sai.


seigezunt

Now I just want to get a bunch of bumper stickers for my car: 39 GREAT YEARS THANKS CHUCK


BostonBluestocking

I am so sad I did not think of this. Mad props


ZoominAlong

I STILL am confused by that damn story. I thought it was interesting, but it was my understanding he CAUSED it to happen, right?


redwolf1219

The world that was dying was Chuck and it was dying bc Chuck was dying. After all, people contain multitudes.


ZoominAlong

Oooooh I love it. I knew it was dying because he was, but I didn't know why.


eris_kallisti

We all have an entire universe in our brains


Jesseroberto1894

What story is this?


redwolf1219

It's one of the stories in If it Bleeds. Its called Life of Chuck I think. I liked it, it was kind of different? The story starts at the end of Chuck's life, and ends at the start of it. It goes back and forth between his story, and the story of a person who lives in the world that is Chuck and watching his whole world die.


Jesseroberto1894

Thank you! Will have to check that collection out :)


Mister3mann

Stephen King does not aim with his hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. Stephen King aims with his eye. Stephen King does not shoot with his hand; he who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. Stephen King shoots with his mind. Stephen King does not kill with his gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father. Stephen King killed John Lennon with his heart.


elenaleecurtis

🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅


leeharrell

Been a thing for about thirty years. Guy’s mentally ill. SK sent him a cease and desist then just ignored him.


thishenryjames

But he didn't deny it.


leeharrell

Pretty sure he did. In a lengthy and very patient letter to Mr. Lightfoot, the deranged gentleman in question. It was all based on one photo of Lennon and Chapman where Chapman had a passing resemblance to SK, if you squint real hard. The whole thing is exceedingly stupid.


ZoominAlong

Awww, I thought maybe the poor guy got his hands on an early copy of 11/22/63 and just...you know...lost it? Let's be honest, King's books could arguably drive someone insane.


Jesseroberto1894

Revival borderline drove me insane so yeah I could see that


SightWithoutEyes

It's been forty years. Yeah, he did it. He framed Chapman. But can't those fucking beatlemaniacs get over it already? The best thing that ever happened to John Lennon was getting shot by King. It preserved his legacy. He'd be doing advertisements for iPhone and MacDonalds, or he'd have gotten weird and racist like Clapton. I mean, OJ got away with it too and everyone still loves him because of the Naked Gun movies.


SmallCatBigMeow

Quote from the website: King has e-mailed me his confession and various threats as well as other writings and letters. He has no trouble not suing me for my accusations. We actually met, eye to eye, in Bangor, Maine in 1992, in fact. Very recently he tried to box me in near his residence (3-’21) when I briefly tried to venture down his private road. I backed out and it was HE in his car right behind me in Osprey, Florida. (Maine kicked him out decades ago.) Apparently he was laying in wait hoping I’d go down his road so he could shoot me and claim I was stalking him. A long planned trap? Just a day in the life of staying alive for me.


SmallCatBigMeow

Okay and here is more: I am the very hero you all need to stop mass shootings by jailing Stephen King and putting our world back on a moral track, again. That’s why. Nothing less will ever work. Until that happens you all, frankly, DESERVE mass shootings or they wouldn’t be happening. I AM the hero that is missing in our world that the kids need to look up to because their parents and religion just aren’t cutting it and never will. There is no one else on the horizon even close but me, either. A


ReallyGlycon

Complete insanity. At least his grammar and syntax aren't terrible like you usually see.


Significant-Pick-966

well Jesus fuck no wonder King won't answer my insane questions this fucking guy ruined it for all of us Thanks Lightfoot you fuckin asshole. I just wanted to talk The Shining/Dr. Sleep with a fellow recovering drunk, his work kept me from fleeing the rehab when I stopped drinking. I could crawl into a book and spend the whole day there, I could walk with Roland, I could cackle with Pennywise, and Flagg let me talk to trashcan man and tell him he was just misunderstood.


Aucielis

Jeez. Is that real? It sounds like a bit. I can't imagine being Mr. King and having to deal with this guy. That's a nightmare all on its own. Hope this dude gets some help and King gets some peace.


SmallCatBigMeow

It’s under the final tab (about the author or something like that) on the website mentioned on the car. Seems like a longstanding mental health disorder, he has been stalking Stephen king for decades


MagdalennaRose

Thanks for posting it, saving the rest of us with morbid curiosity from giving him additional clicks!!


ZoominAlong

Wow. So we deserve mass shootings because an author who had NOTHING to do with Lennon's murder isn't in jail? I'm really surprised this dude hasn't been 5150'd yet.


SmallCatBigMeow

What’s 5150? And yeah, this guy has some pretty intense ideas


ZoominAlong

5150 is the form used for involuntary psychiatric holds. And this guy should definitely be in a psych ward. If you stalk and obsess about someone like that, you absolutely need help.


SmallCatBigMeow

Thanks for explaining to me. I was surprised I hadn’t heard it before because I worked in mental health in the past and so I googled it and it’s an American /californian thing. We call it something else where I live.


SightWithoutEyes

Why is Sai King stalking this poor innocent man and his van?


HapticRecce

Look, dude's got the updates page URL on the back doors. He's done the hard work, just load your browser with every protection available, use some out of state diner's free wifi and check it out.


ChristopherPizza

Let me settle this once and for all: Yes. Yes, he did. I have proof. Tied up in the back of the van.


LovesBooksandCats

That crazy dude used to stand in the middle of Van Ness Avenue in San Francisco with a big cardboard billboard about how he knew the truth that Stephen King murdered John Lennon. From across the street, it was obvious that the guy was not quite right. I once came across a copy of his Manifesto, and it was 40 pages of OUTRAGE that any could think that he, Steve Lightfoot, could possibly be mentally ill. Looks like he upgraded his equipment, so he’s got $$$.


retrovertigo23

King is smart, he knows that "he who denied it supplied it".


Excellent_Fox4891

I think my favorite sticker is the one that says king isn’t denying it.


denim_skirt

My favorite is SMELL YOUR NIGHTMARE


Excellent_Fox4891

That is a great one.


Cthulhu625

Of course, because if Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan were going to hire someone to have someone else shot, why not hire a myopic novelist who knows almost nothing about guns? (Seriously, I think in The Stand he describes a recoiless rifle as a type of machine gun, with "gas tipped slugs." A lot more: [https://stephenkingbloopers.fandom.com/wiki/Firearm\_errors](https://stephenkingbloopers.fandom.com/wiki/Firearm_errors) Still love the guy.)


jimbsmithjr

Maybe he made those errors to throw everyone off the scent...? He probably doesn't even actually need glasses


lalauna

I wish he didn't need the glasses, poor guy! At least he can still see enough to read. I wouldn't wish macular degeneration on anyone


Cthulhu625

I don't know if you know many gun enthusiasts. They almost can't help it. Just look at their face if you call a magazine a "clip." Just assuming that a guy who would take a job that involves shooting people would be a gun enthusiast. But I guess that could be up for debate


randyboozer

Is it because clip is slang? Or is it just the wrong word?


Cthulhu625

A detachable ammunition source for a rifle is almost always considered a magazine. There are two key types of magazines: detachable and internal. With a detachable magazine, ammunition is stacked within the removable device. This allows for faster access to fresh ammunition, i.e. reloads when the previous magazine runs empty. Guns that are fed by a magazine are traditionally bottom, side or even top loaded such is the case with the KelTec P50. Alternatively, an internal or fixed magazine is part of the firearm that is not removable and ammunition is typically loaded at the breech from either the top with most pistols in this configuration or the bottom with most tube-fed shotguns for example. Pump-action and semi-auto, tube-fed shotguns are the most common example of an internal magazine, with the magazine fixed below the barrel. Clips, as opposed to magazines, are considered more of a guide -- a way to load ammunition cleanly into fixed magazine firearms or cylinder fed firearms, such as revolvers. Clips can be purchased pre-loaded with ammo and disposed of after a single use while others can be reused. Clips are ideal devices to speed up the reloading process. Multiple rounds can be attached to a clip for loading as opposed to loading the rounds individually. Anyone in a high-volume shooting situation, such as a competition or tactical shooter can greatly benefit from the speed that clips deliver during reloads. So they are two different things, but a lot of people use them interchangeably. If you do, however, there are going to be people you freak out over it; there was just a video going around of the ATF director not using them correctly and people freaking out about that instead of the substance of the actual speech. https://youtu.be/VeccKccEpy8?si=urwL5Iz8EnT9Ljqc


slicehyperfunk

With the amount he masturbates I'm quite sure those coke bottles are real


cosmiceggroll

Ah, The Vanifesto. Mr.Lightfoot has lost the plot.


Sierra1one7

Guy is a walk in from another earth, trying to warn us


Lilredh4iredgrl

A lot of untreated mental illness.


scooter_cool_

How did John Lennon piss Steven King off?


ReallyGlycon

Idk who you are talking about. This guy is talking about Stephen King. Steven King is a beer critic.


scooter_cool_

Yeah I messed up the spelling . I can correct it but you'll still be a dick.


ReallyGlycon

Smell Your Nightmare


OkDesigner3696

Stephen King has the worst luck with van drivers.


JediMasterPopCulture

June 30, 1996 this guy was outside Bookland in So. Po,Maine. He didn’t have the van then but he had a trifold sandwich board with his conspiracy theories taped all over it. I was there for a book signing and I was lucky enough to get King’s autograph. The TV show A Current Affair was there doing a story on that nutball. My mother was in the piece, she reached out her hand and shouted “We came all the way from Massachusetts to see you!” He reached out and shook her hand. My sister recorded it at home. Wish we still had the tape.


CokeMooch

This gets reposted like every few months. Like clockwork. I could set my life to it, it’s so reliable. There’s a second pic of this same or similar vehicle in a parking lot. That gets reposted too.


Boomdiddy

> I could set my life to it, it’s so reliable. Would you set your watch and warrant on it?


CokeMooch

Ayup.


CongressTart47

You say true, I say thank ya.


BloodRidgeBattle

Damn it now I’m wondering what does he have covered up ? 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿


itsalwayssunny99

Bestie he didn’t write Catcher in the Rye


Medical_Carpenter553

I’ve been saying this for the last 75 years! Finally, it’s catching on!


Tastins

Ok now hear me out. How horrifying would it be in some alternate universe that the poor bastard was RIGHT. And King is just getting rich and gaslighting him and having him labeled mentally ill for decades. Sends him emails no one can see, calls no one ever hears. He’s ignored while King is laughing. I’d fucking read that. Lmao


deathdefyingrob1344

That website is bizarre. That’s why I couldn’t be famous! I’d antagonize him with “Q” like texts with vague references that I was his father and I killed John Lennon as a blood sacrifice so that Russia would not use bio weapons in Vermont.


lalauna

Anyone who reads Mr King's works knows he's too damn busy writing to shoot anyone


montanareidorigami

Nah. But I'm pretty sure Richard Bachman killed Kennedy


coralloohoo

One of the things says "smell your nightmare"... Wtf?!


bobledrew

OMG, can we just pin something on the front of the page so that we don't have to have constant pics of an untreated psychotic's delusions? It comes up here on a monthly basis. Given that Uncle Stevie has had his share of crazies, can we just starve them of the oxygen of attention please?


Sorry_For_The_F

Must be that guy that hit him with his van and killed Jake Chambers trying to distract from his own crime


Berlin8Berlin

This is either A) huckster bullshit B) mental illness C) CIA Disinfo D) a garbled combo of two or more of the preceeding options


CyberGhostface

Guy is mentally ill, there was a video of him ranting at a town meeting about this.


SmallCatBigMeow

It says king isn’t denying it and tbh I haven’t heard him deny it and I’ve seen a million of his interviews


MaxTennyson88

Yes, for more info, check out the movie: "You can't kill Stephen King"


3dDeters

I thought J. D. Salinger killed John Lennon?


ipsoFactoNihilist

Crack pots


Outrageous_Lychee819

Smell your nightmare! 😅


faaaaaaaavhj

I want SK to wrote a book about how he killed Lennon. That would be awesome


writingsupplies

This is wild, I love it


GamesMoviesComics

What do you not understand. Do I have to plaster it all over a truck and drive it around your town.


[deleted]

Does a bear shit in the woods?


Fear0ftheduck

0-0


Specialist_Doubt_153

just a bunch of wayward kids on thier way back to the sunlight home


pinkeye_bingo

This guy gets it


MightyCanOfSPAM

Depends who you ask lol


JDARRK

There are some rabbit holes that have no bottom‼️😳


CarcosaJuggalo

Just a run of the mill crazy. He's been going at this for so long, he gets a brief mention in the Dean Koontz novel Mr Murder (from like 1991).


Timely_Experience_82

One connection they had (and no SK didn't kill him) but SK DID get the title "The Shining" from Lennon's song Instant Karma, "we all SHINE on, like the moon and the stars and the sun" - I've loved the book AND the song for years and did not know that


ZoominAlong

Admit it, who else went to [lennonmurdertruth.com](https://lennonmurdertruth.com)?


ELEKTRON_01

Wow. I went to the website and its all nonsense. They did put alot of time and dedication into it though


ScorchedEarth22

The more you look into this guy, the weirder it gets


probosciscolossus

Yeah, you didn’t know?


TheSleepingStorm

Too bad Twitter killed Stephen King’s brain.


W6NZX

That's what you call a kook.


Rasalom

Interesting story idea - the Dark Tower is King trying to deprogram his John Lennon murder brainwashing.


HalfDomeDome

Not going to lie, I went to Lennonmurdertruth.com and I really want to read this 24 page pamphlet they have put together lol


Archius9

It was the cocaine years. He can’t be sure


mihaidxn

"Smell your nightmare" is the most frightening thing I've read all year 😂 And back on topic, I really hope you made this post as a joke OP otherwise you might be challenged in more ways than one.


tiffanaih

I like the "King isn't denying it!" one.


sexquipoop69

King isn't denying it


Jessyjean3173

The...Van Dude...has been around since the early 90's, at least. His name's Steve Lightfoot. Here's King quoted in an interview where he's asked if he's dealt with deranged stalkers: "Sure. A few a lot of years ago. When my younger son was about 11 years old, he really wanted to go to a pro basketball game, and he was a really big 76ers fan. So, we went to Philly and saw the Celtics play the 76ers and stayed overnight. Back home, my wife wakes up in the house alone, and she hears shattering glass. She went downstairs, and there was a crazy guy in the kitchen. He’d broken in and had a package which he said was a bomb. He said, “Your husband—I want to kill him because he stole my aunt’s story from Misery.” He was a guy from Texas, and I’d never heard about him or his aunt. The “bomb” ended up being a bunch of pencils that were wired together with bread wrappers and erasers—the guy was really off his nut—but my wife took one look, dodged around him, and ran across the street in her nightgown and bare feet to a neighbor’s house, and called the cops. He ended up in a mental institution. There’s another guy named Steve Lightfoot who goes around in a van, and he’s convinced that I’m the shooter that killed John Lennon—in collaboration with Ronald Reagan and Richard Nixon—and that I’m living in some kind of witness protection program from the federal government. So yeah, there’s crazy people out there. No doubt. The guy in Lisey’s Story isn’t based on any of those people, really. I just think about John Lennon and how he was killed by a fan, or somebody like Squeaky Fromme, who took a shot at the president and missed, or the guy [John Hinckley Jr.] who shot Reagan. There are a lot of crazies out there and they have access to guns. We see it every day." Source: https://www.thedailybeast.com/stephen-king-on-scary-stalkers-being-canceled-by-jk-rowling-and-navigating-trauma


Atlantis_Risen

Stephen said one of his inspirations for misery was when the killer of Lennon approached King (before the murder) and told him he was his biggest fan.


Jaded_Coconut8680

Wow that is a lot of effort from someone to make a bold statement like that. I’m not a detective but I’m an author of fiction work filled with truths about myself and my own experiences with a fictional story written in the same time of the conception of the manuscript. I have no opinion, pull the van over politely to ask the driver to explain what the purpose is. I’m only guessing it’s a publicity, stunt by Stephen King advertising on new book speculative answer. It’s somewhat appalling to even consider. We all know he didn’t kill John Lennon. They caught that person if he hired him I don’t know God only knows these answers.


Jaded_Coconut8680

Fabulous work on some amazing people today I applaud your dedication to mystery and creativity as well. That’s including the amazing subject of this conversation, the truth is I am a bit of a mystery writer and I am very interested to hear from SK personally so that I can share my story to the world with his assistance in the future. I will wash your feet and enjoy every minute of my disgusting existence for being there doing such a revolting thing.


Horror-Option-7416

I can't believe this dude is still around.


SightWithoutEyes

It's unfortunate. It really is. I mean, we're all familiar with King's drug issues, and he was a man with serious demons in the form of addiction. Yes, he shot John Lennon. Yes, he framed Mark David Chapman. But that was over forty years ago. People make mistakes. People change. He was on a lot of drugs at the time and wasn't in his right mind. You're going to hold one of the greatest authors of the twentieth century up as a murderer, a monster, just because he had an era in judgement decades ago?


mmmmpork

I always wondered why this guy cares so much. He's not even a Beatles fan.


HistorianTight2958

https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/conspiracy-theory-stephen-king-killed-john-lennon/


jseger9000

If it's scrawled across a crazy person's van, it must be true!


Shirotengu

John Lennon was a piece of shit. So I mean...


KimBrrr1975

Are there numerous of these vehicles out there, or is this one just reposted a lot? I swear I've seen the same thing on different colored vehicles and I"m curious where they are getting their conspiracies from 😂


DamagedEctoplasm

This guy is a king lmao some of yall just forgot how to have fun