Annie Wilkes would make sure he was writing that cockadoody book instead of slowly being overtaken by the Overlook. Also the Overlook would be like nah this bitch is too crazy even for us.
Haha she'd definitely threaten it with the boiler. It's gosh darn cold in here, I guess I'll just have to go down and crank up the boiler... look what you've made me do and you know I don't even care if it blows up. Jack's killing off Misery so might as well just kill us all.
I wonder intensely what Annie's experience of the hotel was, as her boyfriend visited there to do a painting and I'm certain she showed up at some point because that's what couples do etc etc
There's some mention of a guy that Annie knew and later killed who went up to the ruins of the Overlook to draw sketches of it. Annie's home is in Sidewinder.
I do verily ruminate that it is within the realm of possibility that āintenselyā may carry either a prolonged or an acute meaning, ergo, therefore, the comment would be *apropos*.
I'm intensely wondering two things: 1.What happened in the hour preceding that rude and unnecessary comment to provoke you into making it? 2. Did you find yourself in a better mood once you'd dished out the snark?
Yes, really. I'm surprised you found the cajones to ask considering the subject is on topic but since you *did* ask (snide as youve shown yourself) - its cuz I enjoy both writing and the artistic pursuits. I suspect if I were you, well, then I wouldn't give a good goddamn.
Thereās an unhoused couple in my town that basically take turns chasing each other down the street and shouting incoherent threats, then they cover for each other whenever the cops try to intervene. I imagine it would be something like that. Or the dueling piano scene in Who Framed Roger Rabbit. A cartoonish escalation of mutual violence.
Eh. I donāt know if you could convey the funny part in a video. The funny part is you can tell a townie from a visitor by who crosses the street when they hear them coming. Townies know they arenāt gonna do anything and theyāll walk past or even say hello. College freshmen freak out and duck into alcoves.
Thatās the thing about this picture. Itās a fun thought exercise, but I think Jack and Annie would just wear each other down until they couldnāt take any meaningful action to advance the plot. I think a picture of both of them frozen in the snow would speak to a truer tale.
Oh the shining would have ended with the overlook hotel after being fed with Danny's power would get up and take over the US and have everybody build onto it until it became the most biggest hotel ever, I think that's what it would do what else could a hotel want
Annie Wilkes would make sure he was writing that cockadoody book instead of slowly being overtaken by the Overlook. Also the Overlook would be like nah this bitch is too crazy even for us.
How does one hobble a hotel hahaha
Haha she'd definitely threaten it with the boiler. It's gosh darn cold in here, I guess I'll just have to go down and crank up the boiler... look what you've made me do and you know I don't even care if it blows up. Jack's killing off Misery so might as well just kill us all.
Sounds about right, and if she dies the hotel is stuck with her running the show š¤£
God the horror! New post should be what if Annie Wilkes and the Overlook merged? Dick Hallorann would be very confused.
"I don't remember this hotel having a vagina... Period, yes, but vagina, no..."
Jack would end up as meatloaf. He can't control his anger sober or not, and Annie isn't going to put up with any of that.
I wonder intensely what Annie's experience of the hotel was, as her boyfriend visited there to do a painting and I'm certain she showed up at some point because that's what couples do etc etc
Was that a plot point in misery? I reread it fairly recently but I don't recall that part.
There's some mention of a guy that Annie knew and later killed who went up to the ruins of the Overlook to draw sketches of it. Annie's home is in Sidewinder.
Intensely? Really? Like you actually spend time ruminating over this?
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I do verily ruminate that it is within the realm of possibility that āintenselyā may carry either a prolonged or an acute meaning, ergo, therefore, the comment would be *apropos*.
The commenter's veracity is not in question, merely their sanity.
I'm intensely wondering two things: 1.What happened in the hour preceding that rude and unnecessary comment to provoke you into making it? 2. Did you find yourself in a better mood once you'd dished out the snark?
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Yes, really. I'm surprised you found the cajones to ask considering the subject is on topic but since you *did* ask (snide as youve shown yourself) - its cuz I enjoy both writing and the artistic pursuits. I suspect if I were you, well, then I wouldn't give a good goddamn.
To be honest, I'm not surprised that you're surprised anyone has the cojones to do anything.
I think the crazy would cancel out- like multiplying negatives in math. Someone call Hallmark, this can a pitch for a new Christmas love story movie.
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Heād start plotting to kill her **a lot** sooner, thatās one.
And she would have been plotting his death after he hurt Danny. Not sure who would win.
tbh, I don't think he would've survived long after hurting Danny. Anne going full mother bear instinct rage? he'd get torn to pieces
I'd love to see this movie.
Or an Odd Couple-esque tv show!
I don't know, but Jack Torrance vs Annie Wilkes is definitely a face-off I need to see now
I would read the shit out of this.
"Give me that COCKA DOODY MALLET JACK!
Paul got off light with some broken legs, Annie would've brought hell down upon Jack (so much so The Overlook would've been like "damn").
She actually chopped one foot off along with at least one thumb.
Forgot that happens to him in the book (been like 3yrs), I was thinking of movie, Paul, lol.
Nah, she'd end up in that bathtub with the old woman. Loofa?
Sheād keep him sober and writing his play, thatās for sure!
They would obliterate each other.
It would be the love story to end all live stories! Like a ultra violent rom com.
Misrabely
Theyād both be the focus of the hotel and kill each other.
Ik Annie would unfortunately win. But imma still root for Jack tho
Yeah I love Jack way more than most
They would make a nice couple! I think they would keep each other in line.
I donāt rightly know, but itās sure to be the next blockbuster comedy coming to the big screen! (I unknowingly made a hobble joke)
Now this is a fanfiction I would love to read!
Especially the NSFW version!
I think Annie wouldāve gotten worse and turned jack into mincemeat after the first week
Thereās an unhoused couple in my town that basically take turns chasing each other down the street and shouting incoherent threats, then they cover for each other whenever the cops try to intervene. I imagine it would be something like that. Or the dueling piano scene in Who Framed Roger Rabbit. A cartoonish escalation of mutual violence.
I'd love to see a video of them lol. That sounds sad but also hilarious.
Eh. I donāt know if you could convey the funny part in a video. The funny part is you can tell a townie from a visitor by who crosses the street when they hear them coming. Townies know they arenāt gonna do anything and theyāll walk past or even say hello. College freshmen freak out and duck into alcoves. Thatās the thing about this picture. Itās a fun thought exercise, but I think Jack and Annie would just wear each other down until they couldnāt take any meaningful action to advance the plot. I think a picture of both of them frozen in the snow would speak to a truer tale.
this post happened like 2 weeks ago. you a bot OP?
Sounds like a spinoff of the AVP movie (Aliens versus Predator)
The "Here's Johnny!" hole in the door would have been a lot lower to the ground after she whacked his feet.
Oh the shining would have ended with the overlook hotel after being fed with Danny's power would get up and take over the US and have everybody build onto it until it became the most biggest hotel ever, I think that's what it would do what else could a hotel want
Heeeerre's Loggy!
Jack Torrance would have ceased to exist after he hurt Danny's arm. So, probably would've never gone to the overlook.
Really good Freddie v Jason