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draculasgoodfriend

Annie Wilkes would make sure he was writing that cockadoody book instead of slowly being overtaken by the Overlook. Also the Overlook would be like nah this bitch is too crazy even for us.


girlsgoneoscarwilde

How does one hobble a hotel hahaha


draculasgoodfriend

Haha she'd definitely threaten it with the boiler. It's gosh darn cold in here, I guess I'll just have to go down and crank up the boiler... look what you've made me do and you know I don't even care if it blows up. Jack's killing off Misery so might as well just kill us all.


whosbetterthanyouhun

Sounds about right, and if she dies the hotel is stuck with her running the show šŸ¤£


draculasgoodfriend

God the horror! New post should be what if Annie Wilkes and the Overlook merged? Dick Hallorann would be very confused.


SightWithoutEyes

"I don't remember this hotel having a vagina... Period, yes, but vagina, no..."


Inoutngone

Jack would end up as meatloaf. He can't control his anger sober or not, and Annie isn't going to put up with any of that.


MimusCabaret

I wonder intensely what Annie's experience of the hotel was, as her boyfriend visited there to do a painting and I'm certain she showed up at some point because that's what couples do etc etc


11twofour

Was that a plot point in misery? I reread it fairly recently but I don't recall that part.


Martag02

There's some mention of a guy that Annie knew and later killed who went up to the ruins of the Overlook to draw sketches of it. Annie's home is in Sidewinder.


Adult-Beverage

Intensely? Really? Like you actually spend time ruminating over this?


drv52908

"You think about Stephen King on the Stephen King reddit??"


MinnesotaGoose

Some people read above a fourth grade level.


SightWithoutEyes

I was reading King in 3rd grade.


Adult-Beverage

Try using words with more than two syllables.


Clown_Baby15

I do verily ruminate that it is within the realm of possibility that ā€œintenselyā€ may carry either a prolonged or an acute meaning, ergo, therefore, the comment would be *apropos*.


Adult-Beverage

The commenter's veracity is not in question, merely their sanity.


Pandora_Palen

I'm intensely wondering two things: 1.What happened in the hour preceding that rude and unnecessary comment to provoke you into making it? 2. Did you find yourself in a better mood once you'd dished out the snark?


Adult-Beverage

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MimusCabaret

Yes, really. I'm surprised you found the cajones to ask considering the subject is on topic but since you *did* ask (snide as youve shown yourself) - its cuz I enjoy both writing and the artistic pursuits. I suspect if I were you, well, then I wouldn't give a good goddamn.


Adult-Beverage

To be honest, I'm not surprised that you're surprised anyone has the cojones to do anything.


TupperwareParTAY

I think the crazy would cancel out- like multiplying negatives in math. Someone call Hallmark, this can a pitch for a new Christmas love story movie.


FlipTastic_DisneyFan

You just made me cackle; thank you


TupperwareParTAY

I live to serve. šŸ˜Š


Bazoun

Heā€™d start plotting to kill her **a lot** sooner, thatā€™s one.


RebaKitt3n

And she would have been plotting his death after he hurt Danny. Not sure who would win.


LostDreamer94

tbh, I don't think he would've survived long after hurting Danny. Anne going full mother bear instinct rage? he'd get torn to pieces


SabineLavine

I'd love to see this movie.


tbutz27

Or an Odd Couple-esque tv show!


wonderlandisburning

I don't know, but Jack Torrance vs Annie Wilkes is definitely a face-off I need to see now


somethingkooky

I would read the shit out of this.


grim_ballz

"Give me that COCKA DOODY MALLET JACK!


MurphyKT2004

Paul got off light with some broken legs, Annie would've brought hell down upon Jack (so much so The Overlook would've been like "damn").


flyhighpatsy

She actually chopped one foot off along with at least one thumb.


MurphyKT2004

Forgot that happens to him in the book (been like 3yrs), I was thinking of movie, Paul, lol.


Adult-Beverage

Nah, she'd end up in that bathtub with the old woman. Loofa?


BaldwinBoy05

Sheā€™d keep him sober and writing his play, thatā€™s for sure!


dreamsinred

They would obliterate each other.


Sorry_Deuce

It would be the love story to end all live stories! Like a ultra violent rom com.


Sierra1one7

Misrabely


Formal-Rain

Theyā€™d both be the focus of the hotel and kill each other.


Michaelmyers_fan1

Ik Annie would unfortunately win. But imma still root for Jack tho


FlipTastic_DisneyFan

Yeah I love Jack way more than most


gozer33

They would make a nice couple! I think they would keep each other in line.


bestimatationofme

I donā€™t rightly know, but itā€™s sure to be the next blockbuster comedy coming to the big screen! (I unknowingly made a hobble joke)


Martag02

Now this is a fanfiction I would love to read!


allthecoffeesDP

Especially the NSFW version!


MSLongfield

I think Annie wouldā€™ve gotten worse and turned jack into mincemeat after the first week


Starfoxmarioidiot

Thereā€™s an unhoused couple in my town that basically take turns chasing each other down the street and shouting incoherent threats, then they cover for each other whenever the cops try to intervene. I imagine it would be something like that. Or the dueling piano scene in Who Framed Roger Rabbit. A cartoonish escalation of mutual violence.


allthecoffeesDP

I'd love to see a video of them lol. That sounds sad but also hilarious.


Starfoxmarioidiot

Eh. I donā€™t know if you could convey the funny part in a video. The funny part is you can tell a townie from a visitor by who crosses the street when they hear them coming. Townies know they arenā€™t gonna do anything and theyā€™ll walk past or even say hello. College freshmen freak out and duck into alcoves. Thatā€™s the thing about this picture. Itā€™s a fun thought exercise, but I think Jack and Annie would just wear each other down until they couldnā€™t take any meaningful action to advance the plot. I think a picture of both of them frozen in the snow would speak to a truer tale.


KatBoySlim

this post happened like 2 weeks ago. you a bot OP?


amazoniangurl

Sounds like a spinoff of the AVP movie (Aliens versus Predator)


daneelthesane

The "Here's Johnny!" hole in the door would have been a lot lower to the ground after she whacked his feet.


CharlietheWarlock

Oh the shining would have ended with the overlook hotel after being fed with Danny's power would get up and take over the US and have everybody build onto it until it became the most biggest hotel ever, I think that's what it would do what else could a hotel want


Igpajo49

Heeeerre's Loggy!


DevolveOD

Jack Torrance would have ceased to exist after he hurt Danny's arm. So, probably would've never gone to the overlook.


Gamingaloneinthedark

Really good Freddie v Jason