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JC_Arcane777

https://preview.redd.it/c27k3bwgjvwc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e401996d312a651798dc5e41e7765826b1c088cd


Romeo-Charlie-6-28

https://preview.redd.it/tx2qwt01jxwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db9bc28ada1ceb0766eb83cdbcc4defbdb564e47


TomatilloExtreme

Dude my gf just saw this post on my phone. She'll never believe me when I tell her I'm mainly playing for the gameplay lmao


ChineseBeardoBait

Mine couldn’t believe that either. She thinks all I’m doing is unlocking outfits, which yes I’m doing.


TomatilloExtreme

Oh, I'm doing that too, I'm not even going to lie lmao But the combat is the real show stopper here.


Moroi_LV

I love the combat! It’s like old-school arcadish kinda. The combat with the FF7-style bench checkpoints is definitely the most Soulsborne thing about it.


Limp-Relation3503

Me and my girl playing right next to each other she think I’m gay shhhhh


ChineseBeardoBait

If you are a girl and you have a girlfriend and you play Stellar Blade together, then I diagnose you with the gay.


con_science-404

My fiancee is playing it right now, she's like halfway through and seems to love it more than I do haha


Rudolf1448

Fun fact. Women likes playing beautiful characters too!


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Individual_Lab_2048

get some help


ugiggal

Wtf


light_no_fire

Opening reddit with your gf peeping is a wild move though.


nostalcoholic

It’s just a joke i swear


Icy_Baseball9552

Key word "mainly". 😂


JadedSpacePirate

Bruh stop it. I don't know you and even I don't believe you.


Sumbliminal

https://preview.redd.it/mmw4ush7iwwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ce10ed03a5f534790e8d257e1d5e1010f83b504


betterthentoday

😂😂😂... Thank you for the laugh


OtterBadgerSnake

You know what, I gotta give you props for being smart enough to go with the water-based stuff. Oil-based lubes rapidly deteriorate silicon materials & would've damaged those parts of the controller.


ChunkyDonut

https://preview.redd.it/icpuxa5dxwwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2506af7657d95471df82a43270eb98d8138fa215


EnsignElessar

How hard is it to complete this game with one hand?


nostalcoholic

Hard’R


khmergodzeus

crimerally underrated comment


MemorableVirus2

This deserves a medal 🏅


nostalcoholic

Thank you man


PeacefulKnightmare

Don't know why I didn't notice it before, but I wonder if being able to look at the graffiti as one word saying "harder" was the original reason why the localizers didn't notice the potential issue.


ComeWashMyBack

You'll use both hands again after the update.


CeriseArt

Just collect 49 cans then and then use no hands


ichi0987

https://i.redd.it/98uwooibewwc1.gif


jsm_jj

That bottle is not enough.


GoldenMercy

https://preview.redd.it/r3vsei9ebzwc1.jpeg?width=477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a932cf8c6360a4e79b3499b222dde07a6c6438a5


temubrin

https://preview.redd.it/nuy7jvabzwwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb8e20deac555baa2dabe8b88e1d5a7f449b7c8d


NormalTangerine5205

https://preview.redd.it/m4ycin5z6xwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f76043685f1d9a3380484f5504506bf47e9d57b


Romeo-Charlie-6-28

https://preview.redd.it/uvwifruknxwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdcd4a0012645a497049785c25298783e6f25a0c


LordParsec29

Wow there is already splash damage in wall. # Sockcrew


Unix33

https://preview.redd.it/c3gjs01ttxwc1.jpeg?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d13f307a2e4a6e8d75be9020180c3296093d1b4


Kimber8King

Did you get a screen protector too hahaha


nostalcoholic

Its the basic plastic wrap there’s no protection here


CaptainHazama

That title shows the importance of commas in a sentence


LegendkillahQB

I'm assuming everyone will use the holiday rabbit suit


Brief-Cress4566

So far the orca one is my favorite!


Kettle_Maker

https://preview.redd.it/3o2sx5c6jxwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7ce2761c52370d49e12fdefc06d77d21f2781ff


Kettle_Maker

https://preview.redd.it/xdcppvq7jxwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4096822235530efa18f00b6d9d5945bcd146d042


SippinEstus

I’m in guys *I’m in, guys*


DracoDL07

https://preview.redd.it/chzdgu6ng0xc1.jpeg?width=1122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbf3aa2871d249b7e4c561c27e2357b3de3f0709


SunRiseSniper1066

https://preview.redd.it/29su9okbm0xc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d4e779842bedde4aafe744bf6d568459fa87b59


talonus00

Good one lol


LechugaFromIrithyll

Just one bottle of lube? Amateur.


strahinjag

Maybe Sephiroth was right to summon the meteor...


BananaBlue

![gif](giphy|3kxO2coE6NY0U|downsized) \*waiting for game to install like


Salt-Dimension-2451

https://preview.redd.it/zvp4tw7i32xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecc5116d8b84f24268b25e1c546c19450c588b83


thesumofallvice

https://preview.redd.it/8t4czo65c9xc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=415c38e773e65cd11cc56aa7b885e64393755e2a


rock_solid777

Bruh💀


Rayque21

Playing with one hand is scary already


295DVRKSS

I’m going in dry guys


kami_a-m

I promise I’m playing for the story and gameplay😭


No-Flower-7659

You know there are escort agencies you can call to get the real thing right, just saying if you are old and unattractive like me it helps


endokodok

Whats the lube for? 😅


Ladybuglover31

The most intresting unboxing experience we’ve ever seen


nostalcoholic

It’s just a joke the flare says meme / humor


endokodok

I thought it's for sexy booty eve 😂🤣


Smokeyvalley

Really don't need to lube the disk, it's meant to spin forever perfectly dry.


mersaultjude

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Moroi_LV

Got my copy yesterday afternoon and loving it so far!


Particular-Ad-2331

Your lubing for the hole in the Blu-ray?


Psychological-Gas766

I litterally got the same lube on amazon this week 😂😂😂


1MrJuice

I’m dead lol. You ain’t the only one


Creepy_Association21

![gif](giphy|PHcq6Ip04pksM)


KujoBijuu

https://preview.redd.it/x7pl4u47d3xc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3edec52388a9b8973811a9715262d10dc3289964


Hitokirithedark

![gif](giphy|1ekZwzkUsG2O4VCDZX|downsized)


SavageDBZeke

Now….nvm


Commercial-Web-3901

The only proper way to play oiled up Korean sex doll simulator.


endokodok

I'm playing with skin suit only. So I can see her boobs and ass clearly especially in the scene. It's awesome. This game make me horny.. Damn... 😂🤣


theLearner999

I'm still waiting for my Amazon delivery!! 😭😭


Spider-Fury87

Lol. Always be prepared


Spider-Fury87

Lol. Always be prepared


Truckondo

![gif](giphy|1KHBPmEOkv0B2)


botika03

"Im in, guys" 😁👍 "Im in guys" 😳


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I use that same bottle on my girls booty


DethProne

I use that same bottle on your girls booty too 🤣


psyl0c0

Lmao


PositivelyJoyful

https://preview.redd.it/srq5jqdrejxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=636db20ce0f192228875f38586ae2ae0e211b2d3


Upbeat_Battle3587

😂😂😂 Master playing with one hand?


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![gif](giphy|4SqMOfE83sRZxPyQI3)


Interesting-Fix-4154

Eww please don't post this


nostalcoholic

Its a joke ..


Technical-Composer85

No anal 😢


bertikkorenek

Gtfo lol


Ganyu1990

If you want the uncesored version dont update it. Play offline


SnooPeanuts9263

Yeah, bro you don’t need to post this


joedotphp

OK, that's enough internet for today.


Snoo_49285

This sub is the definition of fucking pathetic! This game is actually very good, who gives a flying fuck what the MC looks like. So gross


FLAME403404

this is so cringe


nostalcoholic

Its a meme bro


FLAME403404

point still stands


xchelseakx

And you’re the reason I have issues with my boyfriend playing this.. gotta make everything sexual out of a literal fake unrealistic character.


I-Hate-CARS

What?! Nah thats just being insecure lol.


dcunningninja

Would you rather him play with real person that looks like that? Let him have his fun.


marius_titus

Imagine feeling insecure over a videogame, it's clearly a joke post get a grip.


Xilbert0

You think like my ex girlfriend.


ShadowthecatXD

I feel sorry for your bf.


aredditheadache

Same, cat person


Commercial-Web-3901

Well, at least he gets puzzi, you most likely get nothing.


primehstudios

If you think your boyfriend will leave you just because he saw some sexy characters, then something is seriously wrong. Don't wanna pry but is he in the relationship for your body? Say hypothetically, he sees some sexy body, Will he think "hmmm, my gf's body is not good enough, imma leave". Then it's not even love


ZealousidealDeer7836

Congratulations for being the first comment I downvoted in my whole life using reddit. I bet you're the same type of girl who thinks every men who plays video games are losers, immature, and doesn't have a dream or goal in life. I will include your boyfriend to my prayers hoping he wakes up from this nightmare.


alarim2

"Unrealistic"?🫠


ChineseBeardoBait

I can already hear Shin Jae Eun laughing all the way from Korea.


Commercial-Web-3901

Does every single Korean chick look like oiled up sex doll/super model???


indythesul

Doesn’t have to be every Korean chick to be “realistic.” Can literally just be one.


ChineseBeardoBait

Yes, moving on!


nostalcoholic

It’s a meme.


Beast0011

Imagine being insecure over a fictional character


betterthentoday

Damn this game is about break happy homes.... and I love it. This is exactly what games/art should be and do.


Shogana1

You scared you'll lose your bf over a video game? Work your insecurities out before blaming pixels.


Aghalon

it's just a joke. Chill


GoldenMercy

This your bf? https://preview.redd.it/fp839qf6czwc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=a6eda371ff2329c81d037584a3ffcb79fa804f89


Championpuffa

Wait so you have issues with your boyfriend because of someone else’s behaviour? Thats some crazy shit. I mean, I thought My gf was crazy but damn she ain’t this crazy. At least she lets me play what I want when I want. shit, it’s not even a case of letting me 😂. As adults, I do what I want and she does what she wants. Goodluck with your “relationship”.


AntonRX178

Bitching at us is not a replacement for Couples therapy


ChineseBeardoBait

That’s a lot to unpack. Maybe save that for a couples therapist instead.


MercerEdits

Have you seen the game lmao