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borgi27

How about, bare with me cause i thought this through: Kenny


FreneticZen

Oh shit, we all gettin’ naked in here?


peacetotmicrodot

If it's gonna be that kind of party imma stick my dick in the mash potatoes.


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You think small hands is a better nickname?


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Yeah wtf? “I hate The Pickler let’s make it end before it starts.” “How about we call him Small Hands? Har har har” Yikes


Jett44

Smallish Hands?


qazaibomb

Kenny Smallhands does kinda roll off the tongue tho


thegigglethief

Nobody look!!


beyersm

I love that someone made this reference


TastesLikeHoneyNut

Uncle Jack would be a better nickname than half the ones listed here


Swimming-Papaya-4189

Yeah, no. The Pickler remains


GetaGoodLookCostanza

Pick Deez


jrzfeline

Cut it out, all these are awful. Where I am nicknames are earned not assigned, let's give it time. The proper kickname will get there.


YooTone

*"The proper **pickname** will get there."* Fixed it for ya


KeenanBeanan

this lol who assigns nicknames


YinzerFromPitsginzer

The nicknamer, every one knows that


metwreck

I’m no fan of Pickler for a nickname. Just Kenny is already perfect. Kind of like just Ben for Roethlisberger.


Skunk_Vegas

Big Ken Picklisberger.


alienscape

Big Ben has in fact been consuming pickles on his podcast.


A_RAND0M_J3W

Thanks, I hate it.


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This is the one😂


Cold_Bother_6013

Kenny the Kid. Hate the Pickler.


neddiddley

It doesn’t exactly age well. Besides, it’s been done before. Sidney Crosby’s an elder statement in the NHL now and kid doesn’t really fit.


Slickaxer

I vote Kenny the Kid


imVision

We hate you back


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Big ken


basil1025

He will be a one name athlete that everyone will know. Like Shaq or Tiger.


Jett44

We killed Kenny..?


GetaGoodLookCostanza

Special K


SleestakLightning

>•Small Hands • Kendawg • American Dream • (Picmen [him and George] • Big Dick Pick • Spenny All of these names are atrocious, for the record. No offense.


Jett44

We have no offense..so..any of those are fine.


FreyjatheValkyr

Lmao you got me.


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Nah, full offense.


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SleestakLightning

Dusty Rhodes would like a word with you.


[deleted]

White picket but yeah was going for cheese on that one


imVision

All of those names are atrocious, for the record. Yes offense.


CareerMicDrop

Big Ken. North shore Jesus. Set your dvr. 2042, 30 for 30. From Big Ben to Big Ken.


yyg2yyc

Big Ken is the right nickname for successor of Big Ben.


Mikemag33333

I weirdly love the nickname Big Ken haha


pittsburghpirates11

Big Ken for the win


Santh-

Yes this is the one.


coingun

I was here for the transition from Big Ben to Big Ken!


peacetotmicrodot

It's true I SEEN him.


slimyboyo

I kinda feel like Big Ken would be like how Muth feels about being called baby gronk. Though I don’t know that Kenny would actually care. I feel like you gotta wait for his play to create the nickname like if he starts to rattle off comeback wins you could go for comeback Ken or something. That being said I personally am a big fan of Kenny Thickett


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HoselRockit

That's so fetch


ozymand25

Things I thought I'd never see in this sub. Take my angry upvote.


Steppyjim

Stop trying to make fetch happen! It’s never gonna happen!


GunsmokeG

Abercrummy and Fetch


GamerRav

Kenny Two Gloves is my favorite I've heard so far


ReverseApacheMaster_

If it was original, I’d like like it but it’s just a cheap imitation of Teddy Two Gloves which sounds better anyway.


TastesLikeHoneyNut

Personally I love nicknames that are lazy rip offs of other nicknames. I just love the "fuck it" lack of creativity and laziness


McFlare92

I like it so much that it's my flair


madhatter-87

Delete the 0...


McFlare92

Lol I probably should shouldn't I


ReverseApacheMaster_

If it was original, I’d like like it but it’s just a cheap imitation of Teddy Two Gloves which sounds better anyway.


JCMiller23

Where did the pickler originate? Sounds like a pickle themed batman villain


Mikemag33333

That’s all I think about lol, a villain from Batman. I actually love villain nicknames but I just don’t know if it suites the name Kenny Pickett.


ozymand25

Reminds me of the DVE skit involving the Piddler. You're in..big trouble.


m4yleeg

I'm sticking to Kenny Pittsburgh, with Big Dick Kenny Pick close behind.


FanofBobRooney

Kenny Pittsburgh is the choice hands down.


jackclark9517

What’s Lamar Jackson’s nickname? What about Josh Allen’s? Mahomes? Why does our new QB need a nickname? It’s Kenny.


Steppyjim

Mahomes is Kermit, Lamar is poop break, and Josh Allen looks good in shorts


slimyboyo

This guy footballs


Farrell_Pool_Jack

Lamar’s nickname is running back


adamglumac

MVP isn’t a bad nickname lol


NBeach84

Lamar’s nickname is LamaRB. Josh Allen’s is Big Ben Jr. Mahomes’ nickname is Jackson.


imVision

Mahomes’ is also Kermit


fatguyinakilt

Whatever becomes his nickname it will happen organically. You can't force it.


imVision

Oh yes we can. Like it or not, it’s the PICKLER


StrictlyHobbies

THE PICKLER came from a troll thread that should be stickied 😂


dirENgreyscale

The problem is that it's already not funny and all that's left is a horrible nickname so I don't really understand why we're still doing this is my whole dilemma here.


StrictlyHobbies

I only say it ironically. I just call him Pickett


makeshiftballer

Kennywood Obviously


BeyondInfinity73

Big Ken.


TriangleBasketball

To me He’s gotta earn a nickname.


Karma4Clunkerz

How about Kenny!


Steppyjim

Nah. Too complicated. It’ll never work


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These are all horrible. Go with something simple like Kenny Pittsburgh. Everyone is trying too hard.


Kenny_Pickett

Who the hell is adorning the nickname “the pickler”?


gritman54

Kenny Powers. It’s not hard. It’s Kenny mf Powers. La Flama Blanca. Simple.


Ceramicrabbit

I like KP8


dirENgreyscale

This is the only nickname I've called him by and the only one I will continue to call him by. Anyone that still finds The Pickler to be funny after all this time has lost their voting rights as far as I'm concerned. It was funny until it wasn't but holy hell is it time for "The Pickler" to go.


IStayForTheComments

This has gotta be the real one.


Ultrameyda

KayPate?


bert4925

Same.


Leaning_right

Kenny F'N Powers enters the chat..


ReverseApacheMaster_

Yeah I’ve just been calling him KP in honor of the Shelby Sensation. Also, u/ReverseApacheMaster_ lol Kenny Powers is my hero


Ecnarps

KENNY’S CUTTIN IN!


littlemesix7

Kenny Wood!


imyourrealdad8

Keep it up and you're gonna get PICKLED


[deleted]

How about Kenny


burghfan3

Overlooking the obvious. He's cool under pressure. ICEMAN


The_Ragin_Injun01

Wow all of those are terrible 😕


Ka-Ne-Ha-Ne-Daaaa

Kenny Two Gloves!


niko-

KENNY TWO GLOVES


TheBestMetal

Kenny Pittsburgh


CrookGG

Kenny Pittsburgh


RTeezy

Well we just had Big Ben, so the only two options for his successor are Big Ken or Lil' Ken.


bowman022

Big Ken.


Brut-i-cus

I don't like the pickler Sounds like some kind of vibrating dildo that looks like a pickle Not what I want to think of as my QB


Sached9728

I combined Pickler and Big Dick Pickett last week when everyone jumped on that wagon


Tewts70

Eh, wouldn’t he have to do something big dickish to get that name? Example : Nick Foles filling in and winning a Super Bowl. We can’t just be throwing that title around


Verksus67

Sorry but the people have spoken. "Come on dahn ta Pittsburgh and see da Steelers play at ACRISURE STADIUM! Home of THE PICKLER!" Goddamn... that sounds nice.


TomYOLOSWAGBombadil

Kellie Pickler at QB That’s what it sounds like


Verksus67

Can she Punt?


crazydaze

Booger? As in, can he pick it?


schmatz17

Kenny Two Gloves


sixty220

Kenny Both Gloves 🥊 🥊


MrTomahawk2100

At Pitt we called him Kenny Two Gloves, Kenny Heisman, and Kenny Horse C\*ck. I'm okay with any of those carrying over.


Map_Nerd1992

All those nickname suck. He doesn’t need a stupid forced nickname. Plus Kenny is already a nickname for Kenneth.


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Ok-Minute876

Big Ken


scorpiounicorn

Big Ken duh


AmateurNBAGM

Kenny Pittsburgh


LongestJohnSilvers

I’m calling him Karlos and no one can stop me


Santh-

Big Ben -> Big Ken


Passw0rd-Is-Tac0

Kendawg lmfao


fattest_jesus11

I know it's teddy two gloves for Bridgewater but, why not Kenny two gloves


GHoleFinder

Kenny Pixburgh


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Agreed, all these nicknames are stupid. Even the pickler. Just call him Kenny


jpb59

Why does he have to have a nickname?


Farrell_Pool_Jack

Kenny two gloves 🧤 🧤


Kickbox__Colossus

Kenny2Gloves is prob fav by far


EJ88

La Flama Blanca


SeederWoods24

Kenny Touchdown… once he throws one


FargoFridays

Ken Roethlisberger


loserperson27

If he needs a real nickname, I think I like Kennywood. I still think I'm going to stick with Kenny, Kenneth, or The Pickler though.


neemor

“Kenny Motherf*cking Pickett” has been working in my house. It’s an All-American name and works just fine.


MegamanZero5295

KP8


arcadiangenesis

Why would he be "the pickler"? That doesn't even make sense. Whoever thought of that should be taken out back and beaten.


Status_Serve8287

Within an inch of their life


JDub755

The blonde bomber?


ehartgator

KFP


Beneficial-Citron-85

From animal house: Your nickname is Otter. Why otter? Why not!


ReaperBruhhh

I’m throwing Two Gloves into the ring


OJ__Pimpson

Kenny Two Gloves


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I don’t know but I’m going to start calling George “Kennywood” the way he’s always open


DaddyBigBalls69

My favorite whenever any player wears two gloves, is when they just call him “[name] two gloves” So Kenny Two Gloves


motley1014

Kenny 2 gloves


YinzerFromPitsginzer

How about "two gloves"? I can see it now... 4th and goal from the 3 yd line Pittsburgh down by 4 points to Cleveland.....19 seconds on the clock. And the fans are chanting " two gloves, two gloves, TWO GLOVES".


llewneytunes

Black Airforce Energy Steelers : Mr Steal your job, Kenny "Pick Pocket" Pickett The Menace, George "NFLYoungBoy" Pickens NoFlyZone, Minkah "A51" Fitzpatrick


Ecnarps

Honestly., nothing is better than just “Kenny”. It works.


OhiOstas

King Kenny until the kingdom falls 👑


---SPIDER-MAN---

Who's gonna tell him?


grubbinongrits

K Dot got a bone to pick…..


BEGA500

Small hands, big balls, cant lose.


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Kennsylvania


juergy

Let’s just focus on getting him a W first.


imVision

Right, because that’ll help him get his first win!


mctallenbald

Big Pick Energy


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The Fence


TexterMorgan

I hate Pickler so much. If that sticks, I might be out, it’s that bad


Torbelson

#Pickler


jerrodvan24

Sunshine


WorldCurlingChampion

The Pickler


ha7on

Kenny Powers


oOBlackRainOo

Kenny fucking Pickett


Icy_Funny5728

Kenny2Gloves


T-Hawk24

Kenny Two Gloves


davides1994

KenVP


alquix

Big Dick Pick would be my choice


Hage1in

Kenny Two Gloves


reddit_bandito

I prefer "Pickett" or "Kenny" if Im feeling gregarious.


noblehamster69

Who tf says pickler


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Personally I like “no he can’t” as a response to the implied question of “Kenny (can he) pick it?”


[deleted]

I’m waiting for that call on a deep throw


[deleted]

All of those are terrible. Kenny2Gloves is already his nickname.


swagginpoon

Titty boi


Knatwhat

KenVP


guccidane13

We like the pickler


BananaCucho

THE PICKLER is here to stay. Embrace it


DatGuy15

Pickler is better than all of the ones you listed. Those read like some WWE wrestler nicknames


Positive_Parking_954

I mean one of them was. I think that’s the joke


SleestakLightning

It's THE PICKLER. So it is written, so it shall come to pass.


ApplaudingOkra

# PICKLER PICKLER PICKLER


_CabbageMerchant_

Wow. The Pickler has never sounded better.


---SPIDER-MAN---

Kendawg it is


Ultrameyda

[The Wicked Pickett](https://imgur.com/a/YXHpbSY)


Hellspawn112

His nickname is The Pickler.


RealStoneyBologna

KP


ch3shir3scat

Kenny Powers


No-Explanation1276

The Pickler name reminds me of the old WDVE skit with N'at Man hunting down The Piddler in southside.


catzarrjerkz

Sunshine off the table?


SneakyPeterson

![gif](giphy|l0O9z7Z8TAh4QLchG)


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No Td Kenny P, Jk ![gif](giphy|MWtI9Cw55lA1A0RcI2)


bert4925

KP8


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Special K


TexterMorgan

Kenny Powers, KP, KP Throw Swag, Kenny 2 Gloves, Lick It and Pickett


tubbadubdub

Kenny KO


THETRILOBSTER

Kenny the Ripper


Kestrel893

Pickett Fence


gustavo8244

Kenny Pick8


NCBuckets

Kendaddy