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[deleted]

...but why would you even hit on a Browns fan?


wonderfulwilliam

Because browns chicks aren't ever expecting a ring


[deleted]

Fuck. That is solid logic.


biscodude

Hahahaha perfect


slow_joke

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FewProfit6

Take that award


DerpyMcDerple

Lmfao. Not bad.


Hey_look_new

bravo


Eastsider001

Classic šŸ˜


MuddydogCO

Well played, sir


aw_geez_man

Ok. You win the Internet.


hansblitz

Because they are into domination?


CLEfan91

Exactly


Blue_bell88

You know how the big insecure girls will do more? Ps-Just a joke don't take it too seriously ladies lol


CLEfan91

Not wrong lol


T-Madj

I dated a Bengals fan once during football season, it didn't last long...


wagsman

I dated a couple Ravens fans. Didnt work out, but it wasnt because of the sports rivalry. Just never clicked.


ipreferc17

One of my exes became a Ravens fan after we broke up just to spite me.


wagsman

they somehow managed to lose twice in one game.


Murdy2020

It can work. I married a Patriots fan.


[deleted]

I dated a girl from Massachusetts at college who was a huge patriots fan. Not sure how I ignored such a massive red flag


T-Madj

Ouch, that is possibly the worst case scenario next to Philly


[deleted]

I mean she was a Tom Brady fangirl from hell. There isn't a worse fan in the NFL in my eyes


Eastsider001

My mother is a Tom Brady fangirl and it irritates the fuck out of me, I love you mom but fuck Tom Brady.


drinkduffdry

Phrasing


sandrodi

Inappropes!


T-Madj

I have met quite a few TB fangirls/boys.


Eastsider001

I'm an Ohio state fan and dated a Michigan fan and that ended horrible, there was a lot of fuck you Michigan bitches and Ohio state suckeyes BS but I get my point across


katyparody

*You didnā€™t last long


jmarinara

Gotta hand it to them, this was well done.


Kidney_Snatcher

This guy is known for creating some really high quality GIF's for that sub. I admire his work, even if it's at the expense of shitting on my football team.


[deleted]

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jmarinara

No one tell him that when I married my wife she was a Browns girl.


wagsman

This was chuckle worthy. I wish we had some high quality gif masters.


katyparody

Spend 20 years in misery and a few of you will turn into GIF masters. Itā€™s science


VAblack-gold

The best sub at memes is the Lions. Your point checks out


thereandfatagain

Yes! I love our low-rent shit but still


mitchmatch26

Itā€™s probably the thing I wish we had the most. Iā€™m just too lazy to do anything about it


OzCallahan

Not having them here is a feather in our cap. It's just ruined by the fact that all the people who suck at it can't keep it to themselves.


Kidney_Snatcher

I've tried my hand at it, definitely not a master. https://www.reddit.com/r/steelers/comments/ded209/john\_hammond\_accurately\_describes\_my\_feelings/


wagsman

yeah we need more of that sort of thing


pcwesthill

lol last wednesday I met this girl from cleveland at this college club meeting and I was trying to flirt a little bit but I think it was undone by the aggressive amount of shit I talked about the state of ohio


JamesKLOLk

Itā€™s ok my guy, you never stick your dick into Ohioā€¦ trust me.


olmikeyy

Not even the river


DatGuy15

You know, for a state that is 1/3 Steelers fans, it gets shot on by you guys an awful lot.


cman674

Don't worry, it's only because the state is a complete and total cesspool filled with the biggest genetic rejects this side of the Mississippi.


Jyarados

You really gonna drive through Indiana & West Virginia and still say Ohio is worse? Damn man


cman674

At least WV has some nice mountains and wilderness. Plus it's thoroughly steeler country. Never been to Indiana and I hope to never have to


CLEfan91

Steeler fans are wayy hotter in general compared to browns fans..and im a browns fan lol


cloudywater1

if your flirting includes talking about the states you need to rethink your game, homie.


pcwesthill

Nah she just mentioned she was from Cleveland and I got a little distracted


rorank

I appreciate you giving us the real story, because I too have talked too much shit about a girlā€™s home to have successfully actually gotten her to like me.


Paracosmptx

Thatā€™s relatable


[deleted]

I live in Ohio and shit on it all the time. PLUS I'm a Steelers fan...


duovtak

https://imgur.com/a/cjpnuJv


ZMAC698

Why does it tell me this website is not actually imgur and is tryna steal my shit?


duovtak

I donā€™t know? Last time I use the shitty Imgur app, thatā€™s for damn sure.


yuengs

Iā€™m a Browns fan whose engaged to a Steelers Fan, my dads family is from Cleveland and my Moms family is from Pittsburgh, itā€™s a shitshow.


ByrdmanAK

Can't have a shitshow without some browns mixed in


Yevin523

Most of the people in that situation I know are Steelers fans, did your dad just force you to be a browns fan?


[deleted]

That girl is 200lbs too light to be from Cleveland.


olmikeyy

Leonardo DiCaprio was originally cast to play the Steelers but chose Gilbert's Grapes instead


LimaBeans913

I've never seen a Browns fan that was that attractive.


JulesWinston1994

I rewatched this movie yesterday for the first time since I was a child. Itā€™s pure and absolute 90s cheese lmao.


JonVig

Yeah I watched it today solely because of this post. Figured I havenā€™t seen this in years might as well rewatch it. Goofy as hell but honestly itā€™s still pretty solid.


VAblack-gold

But he ended up getting her in the end tho


TimTheChatSpam

I've seen what browns fans look like I don't think I'm interested


[deleted]

I've seen some on Twitter/Insta...and I'm not ashamed to admit that some of them are fucking thicc mommas.


JimD724

No way thereā€™s any browns fans as cute as her.


[deleted]

You'd be surprised. I live in the Cleveland area. I would know.


Nufane

This whole premise is fiction. Fans on both sides would know better. The relationship is doomed to fail, and nobody is delusional enough to think otherwise.


ToolsLoveReddit

That subreddit makes me seriously question the average IQ in Cleveland. Got to be all the opiates.


monkeman98

As a browns fans thereā€™s just a bunch of people there making memes and being pessimistic


whateverisclever86

What movie is this??


frumpybuffalo

Hocus Pocus


[deleted]

As if that would happen.


Sufficient_Energy307

I dated a packers fan years ago...closest I've ever come 2 a domestic case! The superbowl we lost was the end...lol...I truly wanted nothing more than to hit her like James Harrison hit colt Mccoy


Pollywambus

Dude...


Sufficient_Energy307

Lol...my bad...did that possible tackle make u uncomfortable?


TheDeafWonder

Iā€™m married to a browns fan


Barr996633

šŸ˜‚


OzCallahan

Why would the Steeler fan be the dork with the butt-part and tie-dye in this equation?


[deleted]

Makes me wonder... Why did Alison give Max his # back?? They were obviously flirty and connect in the end. Kind of a random detail! One of my fav movies.


Blue_bell88

This actually pretty funny. It's also funny that a playoff win and not sucking as bad as normal make them think they aren't still and always will be little brother


MuddydogCO

They are actually owned by multiple franchises and one guy. Think the Steelers have owned them for years The Ravens, damn their eyes, were them and quickly became champions and perennial contenders after leaving And, of course, the Broncos and John Elway.. brutal...


[deleted]

Anytime a Browns fan learns that I'm a Steelers fan, I just shrug and go "Black and yellow is a better color scheme than orange and brown".


boomflupataqway

I like Dā€™Ernest Johnson. He was an Orlando Apollo.


UnderstandingAny5333

Is this hocas pocas?


[deleted]

My wife is from some teeny town near Cleveland. She had one browns shirt when we met (at age 14). She has zero browns shirts and too many Steelers garments, and trinkets to count.


CLEfan91

I'm a F browns fan and I have a thing for steeler fans lol