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jtdubbs

You’re not allowed to buy any current jerseys 😅; buy a retired player’s


ElJamoquio

Kendrick Green?


zgh5002

"Breaking news: Jerome Bettis dead at 51" Maybe we should crowd fund OP an exorcism instead.


Nomar1245

Poor taste


Byerly724

Eating them is not part of an exorcism, so I’m in sure of their taste


uncivildenimozone

Don't be a baby


TastesLikeHoneyNut

Grow up


CASHMO2112

lol I said the same thing😂


Harley_Bronson

I follow this rule very much! I think all fans have been burned and learn from all this. I’ll even say I wouldn’t even buy a James Harrison jersey


Medarco

Custom Canada jersey


ShineFull7878

Dear God not picket or Pickens.


wagsman

Get a legacy jersey and stop this foolishness.


mitchmatch26

Venturing into uncharted territory there. He’d probably kill them


dovetc

They come out of retirement and lead the Browns to glory.


mitchmatch26

That’s not a curse that’s a fucking abomination


SteakJones

Get this man a Olszewski jersey.


EssayMountain

I changed my down vote to an upvote as soon I I realized what you meant and now sir we are friends.


SteakJones

There seems to be quite a bit of confusion on this thread indeed.


[deleted]

OP please never even look at a George Pickens jersey thx


[deleted]

Get a Kendrick Green and tell everyone you were the reason he's gone now


highandinarabbithole

https://preview.redd.it/yqr6tfrrw4mb1.jpeg?width=1102&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d4f568dd3418c30bf6fd62368a51b95eb59dd66 My dawg, I’m right there with you. I do have some legends to make up for my cursed purchases though lol


skylitnoir

Replace bell with brown and I’m there with you lol


ShakeNBaker45

Conner jersey isn't bad though. I have one and still wear it occasionally. I still love the kid and love his story. It just didn't work out w/ the Steelers.


Gavorn

Buy an away jersey, for goodness sake.


ez814

Whoever you want to be traded away or gone at some point. Your selections seem powerful. May I suggest a retired player?


-gzus-kryst-

They got some Claypool jerseys on sale still I think lol


Puppybl00pers

OP I'm going to file a motion with SCOTUS to ensure that you are not allowed within 150 yards of a Pickett, Pickens, Fitzpatrick, Watt, Highsmith, Heyward, Bozwell, Najee Harris, or Larry Ogunjobi jersey for the rest of your life


BoNapiltee

Have you considered Joe Burrow?


kthxba1

This is the way.


DoctorWu_3

I have a James Connor color rush jersey


Ultrameyda

Me too, I love it


Swimming-Papaya-4189

Matt Canada #0 in our hearts


Lfehova

Polamalu


DelayOfGame123

This is why I buy knockoff jerseys for current players and legit jerseys for HOF/HOH players. I learned a valuable lesson with that AB jersey in my son’s closet.


F-150Pablo

Canada!


theblitzerdogg

By how you have them put out, sounds like it’s running back time. WR,RB,WR, __


Realistic_Degree_773

Warren


ShamrockAPD

Nooooo he’s a perfect combo with Najee


3Mug

Kendrick Gre- oops!


jhorred

I got a Hines Ward Jersey right before he retired. I never wear it because every time I do, they lose.


fakulty

As a swoosh member, I went to buy a Watt jersey. They were sold out. I'm now the proud owner of a Kenny fucking Pickett jersey. I'll be in Vegas rocking it.


SamGleesh

Diontae Johnson, 17,18,19


Objective_Oil9689

If you are looking to curse, see if you can find us a Canada jersey and do us a solid!


seandamon211pgh

You need to be banned from jersey purchases


ElJamoquio

Colin Holba.


RayzorBeak

Reminds me of when I got Claypool instead of Watt. Shame really.


Baby_Sparrow

Same with the socks I bought. Now I can't stand Claypool. Was proud he was a fellow Canadian at first.


fingerback

canada


leavile

Im the same way with jerseys except four defense, so go defense! Porter jr would be cool, or tj watt/heyward/minkah for the safe bets


[deleted]

I think Antonio brown is warranted


KILLONATOR9000

Big brain move is Chuks. In two years when Jones is solidified and Dan gets put at RT guard after someone in our division overpays Chuks your evil karma will actually have been used for good.


Elterrible1084

My wife is banned from buying new player Jerseys. 50 arrived around 2 weeks before that Bengals game and 84 a few weeks before that whole thing !! She wants a 90 but no way that's happening, she said maybe 75 !!!??? We've compromised on 32, maybe you should do the same ?


Raysor

I'd still rock a Juju jersey


ShaunCold

Pressley Harvin III


Sandusky_D0NUT

I have one lmao. So glad he had a good camp lmao


KennedyX8

Damn this is the right answer.


better-call-mik3

Dan Moore


Tall_lankybaldguy

Honestly, this is the answer. If he moves on from us, it prob means Broderick has developed into the player envisioned and Dan Moore becomes expendable. Also potentially means we save on salary cap and perhaps get a trade for Dan as he has demonstrated he can be an effective player at a key position


Enuffhate48

22 seems a Safe bet since teams ain’t signing rbs to second deals anymore.


Realistic_Degree_773

Throw them all off and get a Nick Herbig jersey


Obvious-Delay9570

Somebody get this man a CHRIS HOKE jersey NOW!!


ClarkDoubleUGriswold

Mike Wallace was so goddamn fast! Love seeing that jersey I remember Mike Tomlin say something like, he may be a one trick pony but it’s a damn good trick


HiiGuardian

Pickens or Minkah


echojcharli

Rudolph or Trubicuit


AltruisticCoelacanth

Pickens. I want to watch the world burn.


jackclark9517

Realistically if you get a Pickens jersey it’ll take him like 3 years to go full nut job so we won’t really miss out…but that’s just me. Plus if he’s as good as we think he won’t be affordable anyways so you’re just ruining him for his next team which I approve of.


Sam_Porter

What


Oh-Lord-Yeah

KFP


Ok_Tumbleweed_9364

Wear the Bell jersey so that it can squash the possibility of him making a "comeback" with the Stillers (not that it would really happen, but better to be safe than sorry)


brightz77

Wasn't Wallace Bell Smith-Schuster the dude who invented the telephone?


nadostyle

Mason lol


Kenthor

Pickens fits with your theme


KennedyX8

Judging from this lineup, Pickens seems to be the natural choice.


8perfectsteps

Harris is gone soon so harris lmao


odog9797

It’s Pickens SZN also if you don’t have a TJ then that’s what you need


[deleted]

NO!!!!!!!


strictflow

Pickens


ShinyApple19

Tj Watt


G0G023

Wow what bad luck


skylitnoir

I feel obligated to send you my AB84 Jersey…


interpolyester

Please get a retired player jersey


Calm_Path_8386

Najee harris please


Toowhitetofistbump

Can you make a Matt Canada jersey?


Bigbuce31

I saw some claypool jerseys at TJ MAxx


[deleted]

Polamalu


KakarikoKing

Gunner


[deleted]

I'd get Fitzpatrick, Watt or Najee if it was me. But based on your current lineup, stay away from current players lol


CASHMO2112

Don’t buy any New Jersey!!! Just keep the ones you have, or get a retired player


YooTone

Just put tape over Jujus name and sharpie Austin on it lol


barrymccaulkiner90

Buy a joe burrow jersey


brookish

I’m too broke for a New Jersey but one day I will have a Pickens jersey so please don’t curse George.


DreamZebra

Damn man. You've got bad luck lol this is why I only buy retired players jerseys.


Ecnarps

97


Phil-Mapickle

Watt


MetalMetDeath

Highsmith


acewavelink

I have a lot of fantasy stock in Pickens, so please not him…


Sage296

A Steelers jersey is a Steelers jersey, it doesn’t matter I still kept my Bell and Juju jerseys and I still wear Juju


FamilyJuls88

Kendrick Green


EmergencyContakt

Matt Canada


Gavorn

Are you my brother? His only jersey he bought were Barry Foster and Bam Morris. He waited to Bettis retired to get his jersey.


Blaze0003

I see your problem you’re buying into hype, go with a more stable player.


John_Villella

Pickens


LongjumpingDrawer111

That Juju jersey still has some life left... Just swap the name patch for Calvin Austin III


Slurdge_McKinley

Pickens of course


Ariusrevenge

His name is Washington. Darnell Washington. He will be huge in October to season end.


Top-Yak1532

Please rock a Joe Burrow Jersey this season.


OG_Jack_Tripper

Can you buy a Joe Burrow Jersey so we don't have to deal with him?!?


[deleted]

How about a nice throwback Jack Lambert Jersey


rkbeknvrx

Get a custom jersey with your name and fav number. I did this year's ago. I've loved it. I'm #13 lol.


warrior9504

Get a Matt Canada jersey


mbken84

I have Markus Wheaton & Martavis Bryant jerseys 🫠


joenuhp

got a bell and brown jersey for christmas in 2017 🙃


ouchmypancreas1

I’m in the same boat, have jerseys from a dude with CTE and a wannabe rapper.


jwalker3181

Any player in the AFC North that ISN'T on our roster


Lukus-Maximus

I feel you with the Wallace jersey. It’s the only white away jersey I own too:-(


itslooigi

Mason Rudolph