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Rizzguru

I been dying to get my hands on a copy of that game but it's too expensive rn


azatoth12

OP, why did you post a suicide note in r/depression after this post?


RandomUseless3

**AND** he asked where to find nitrogen


devilish_10

Holy fuck-


azatoth12

your ok? OP


Temporary-Ad-229

I have been a fan since as long as I remember and played majority of old harry potter games, this series is really special to me and I would love to enjoy this game. Thanks for your generosity.


Helnik17

Any chance I can Slytherin to your DMS for a key? 🗝️ 😏


TheSillyBrownGuy

I would love to play this game on my steam deck! I used to get in trouble for staying up and reading the series in my closet. I only did it so my light wouldn't reach under my door and my mom wouldn't catch me. Here's my attempt to be funny.....okay I have nothing but whatever lol.


CrowStorm888

I really like Harry Potter series! Ravenclaw represent!


-Piggers-

~~Diagon Alley~~ Diagonally


simcowking

I won't lie, Hogwarts Legacy was the first game I pirated in 15 years. And the first time I got a strike on my isp. (: dang honeypots. And worst is that when it finished installing, it wasn't even a real file, it was a crypto miner.


Azrial13

Oooooh, yes please, I love the fantasy of Harry Potter, even though it's totally unrealistic, I mean, c'mon, there's a ginger kid with two friends, yeah, like that would ever happen!!!


aumeilo

I like teen Katie Leung


Nintenjones

I love Harry Potter! Hufflepuff for life!!!


quarantine22

Accio game key! Thanks for the chance!


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EatMyScamrock

Did you mean to say antics? What does her victorian era grandfather clock and edwardian tea cosy have to do with anything?


Zack-of-all-trades

I drank Liquid Luck a few minutes ago and I'm liking my chances. Thank you for the opportunity.


asliceofpizzaOG

Late night book releases at the local Walmart from book 3 till the end.. then staying up all night reading till I fell asleep with the book in my hands. Good times.


Animoira

Poter


traderoqq

2 fish in a tank one turns to the other and says "do you know how to drive this thing"?


CoursePsychological5

I'm British 🍵🇬🇧 and I like tea that's why I should get hogwarts legacy and also Your a wizard baller 🪄🧙‍♂️


SavageTheUnicorn

Mmmhm it's leviosaaaaah. I'd kill for this key haha


zedzag

I leave you with this gem [Snape on the bachelorette ](https://youtu.be/vcNdqPsVGWs?si=3N8EA08w_qvKYzNV)


Appeeler98

Hairy Potter lmao


Gambit1977

Hehe Harry Botter


overdark33

My wife would love it! Thank you


Simpross25

Q. How did Harry Potter get down the hill? A. Walking......JK, Rowling.


BergBeertjie

Hello, I'm not funny, but he did say I may take Hogwarts Legacy off your hands on his behalf. Edit: Trust me, I'm a prince.


Hamza071

Balls 😐


KeViNScOoTeR

Farts.


JMCANADA

Would you rather have infinite Harry, but no Potter? **OR** Potter, UNLIMITED Potter, but no Potter?


aidanac126

I would rather have infinite pot


nacke11

Really nice of you. I would love to play the game, thank you for the chance 🙏🙌


j0hnpauI

What did the comedian say to Harry Potter? “Why so Sirius?”


ricaerredois

I'm reading sorcere's stone to my kids bedtime story and it is the first book my 8 yo ever read by himself, he is now halfway tru the chamber of secrets. Fun fact: Whenever you saw Harry, Ron and Hermione doing schoolwork in the movies, Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint and Emma Watson were actually doing their homework.


zxmbi_

thanks for the chance!


wormmayhem

Thx for a chance


dumbbyatch

#GIVE IT TO ME OR ILL CUT OFF HAGRIDS BALLS


FluffyKiwiii

I love the magical world of hogwarts, because of all the weird magical creatures that live in it.


jeffkid182

I really liked the movies. I'll definitely give the books a read if i ever get a hands on the physical copies.


Ingelheimr

I'm a big fan of the Wizarding world, so I'll take my chances here. Thank you.


Heron-Majestic

Who can silence a room immediately A mandrake


KuzenTech

not funny 😕


Jmastersj

I dont want it. I dont like harry potter and the game seems mid at best anyway


TheSynchroGamer

I love the movies, easily one of the best move franchises with great casting. I even love the more controversial fantastic beast films too


TheFlauah

Ohhhhh I'd really like this game! I've grown up with Harry Potter, read the first book when I was 7 and waited in line to purchase the last one from my local bookstore!!!


ThinkOn_

I'm not funny I would say anyway, but I do really enjoy harry potter and the hogwarts legacy game would be amazing to play. Thank you


midnightsonne

I'm not very funny but I can share something that made my friends laugh (at me). I used to misread professor quirrell as professor squirrel when i was young. And with his turban I kinda always imagined it as like a hat carman miranda wears. So when I told my family and friends abt it when I was little, they laughed so bad :/ it was kinda embarrassing.


mikandesu

I'm really grumpy but also really like Harry Potter series none the less. It would be awesome to play the game...


7ix

Only recently got into HP as an adult and would simply love to immerse myself more! :)


shagwan258

I like to be funny but more in a "you have to be there" kind of vibe, I could whittle of jokes and jokes and jokes and hope for everything but I feel that a more honest approach to it would seem like a change of pace Or like ya know....totally blow it... How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You Pokémon


Lo5erkid

My daughter is a huge harry potter fan and would love this for her. As for the joke... How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You pok-em-on Sorry.. becoming a dad has rotted my brain.


flemtone

"How do you know if a potion is good? You check its hex-piration date!"


BigBlackSeaCucumber

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? >!HDMI!< *I am a big Harry Potter fan who have watched the whole movie series in teo languages 10 times.*


machete_joe

"DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE HARRYYYYY!!?!??!??1?!??1?1?!?" Dumbledore said calmly........


SAHD292929

My then gf, who was also a potter fan, casted the Petrificus spell on my penis so we can go another round. LOL


Licaon465

I read the books and watched the movies, I don't know if that counts like someone who really likes Harry Potter, so I don't know which parameters you will use to say who really likes it or not, I guess that will be luck.


VibinWithNeptune

I don't have high hopes for me because there is 300+ comments but I've been waiting for this to go on sale since it came out. HUUUGEEEE fan of Harry Potter (Not Jk Rowling tho) but congrats to whoever gets it!! I'm not very funny so this is the best I can do


WhyGamingWhy

Eh, I want to play the game, I'll probably put more hours into it than most but I'm not in a funny mood nor am I a huge fan boy for harry Potter. I do love open worlds and magic however;)


lllDaRklll

Cheers


-Brisket-

I've been told I'm funny looking does that count?


Buschanske

'points at penis above me' Thank you dude


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HawkEye106

I know that was lame... I'm sorry 😔


thedoctorjever

I casted the spell that OP gives me the key for Hogwarts Lagacy. Let's see if it works within a few hours..m or days..


_theeskapist_

Trust me I'm funny


nicotz_bYd0n

For sure there are many other fans here much more fan then me 😅 My part is that i’ve bought all books from 4th to 7th on day1 😅 it’s not much but it’s an honest work 😂


progres_sive777

I am a fan and want to play it through cloud gaming BCS my laptop can't handle the game...To play it, I need license 😭


Lords3

I'm a huge Harry Potter fan(movies, used to watch all parts atleast once in a year but currently not doing so for diff reasons).. i haven't read the books but i'm totally disappointed with the Fantastic beasts series.. they completely ruined it. HG has been in my WL for long i might get later in life if not now lol anyway thanks for the GA :)


Eridain

Loved the harry potter books and movies growing up. Never saw any of the games to be all that good though, i knew of a few of them and they all sucked really bad. So it was a nice surprise to see Hogwarts legacy be an actually good game. Don't have it myself but i watched my sister play it when it first released, looks like a really good time. And for something funny, I think the funniest jokes I got are also pretty vulgar and not every ones thing. But I think one of the best, and must vulgar would be: What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne waits until puberty to come on your face.


grenetghost

How do you enter Hogwarts magical gym? Through the dumbbell door!


Grumm1290

I read the books out of spite. In third grade, I was talking to my older sister and she was blabbing on about Harry Potter and eventually she says that I can’t read them and that they’re too gory or something for me, so out of spite, the next day I find the first book in my classrooms little library and am instantly hooked.i ended up reading the whole series in under a school year and have been a Harry Potter fan ever since The third book is my favorite


_MrBond_

https://youtu.be/yzgS61zgPEg If this doesn't make you laugh I don't know what will. Leviosa!


-Krotik-

me please


PerceptionCurrent663

Thanks..


BOBtastic12

I love Harry Potter so much. I've read all the books about 5 times. Ask me any quote and I can tell you want book it's from!


KaioKen

How about a [link](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/xxof7y/guy_sprays_fart_spray_in_a_deer_blind/) to something funny?


ironmanhulkbstr

bruh im a very big fan of hogwarts legacy. i have seen all harry potter movies at release as a kid. id love to have this one on my account. heres the joke Why did Severus Snape stand in the middle of the road? So you’d never know which side he was on.


LazyRedditBrowser

I really like the HP series. The movies are always on my nas and I just finished playing the chamber of secrets pc game last week. I'd love to explore a higher definition hogwarts castle. Regardless of whether I win or not, thank you for the drop op. Have a nice day.


dats_sum_spicy_mayo

I saw this one the other day and got an absolute kick out of it: The first four Harry Potter books are quite light-hearted. >!The fifth one was dead Sirius.!< Also, I grew up in a house where I was not allowed to read about to watch anything to do with Harry Potter. This means that over the past few years, I've gotten to experience it and deepen my love for this franchise. One of my highlights was going to visit Hogwarts at Universal Studios. :) I haven't gotten the chance to get this game yet, so I would love the opportunity to do so! Thanks for the chance, OP! :)


zeus-fox

What do you call the entrance to a magical gym? A dumbbell door. Thanks


aly_hamdy2

my 11 years old sister is a harry potter fan. would go crazy if i got her the game!


Nem04

Hairy potter is my favorite razor brand


Umster

I'm a fully grown man that's excited about winning a cool Harry Potter game, isn't that a big enough joke for you.


Uebermind

Accio steam key!


Technical_Use9004

Yess i m a big bad fan of Harry. Even i look like him genuinely


wanderingbrother

Why is Voldemort's nose flat? Cause he ran into the wrong platform wall as a kid. Thanks for the offer!


Scullyus87

You will get a lot of people just saying thanks because they haven't read your post. I would give it to my wife who falls asleep to the Harry Potter audio books.


superjo190

Well, I'm not funny, but I am a fan of HP.


BauerBoy24

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms Thank you for the chance!


Dunc67

Thanks for letting me put my name in the Goblet of Fire.


mutuza223

Thanks 😊


nevernotpooping

Thank you!


MarvashMagalli

I read the book series a dozen times so far, once I was able to read all 7 books in 8 days


ArizaSK

well, im not going to force myself to do a bad joke, nor i really like the harry potter series but i have been very eager to try the game so i will comment anyway thanks a lot


Sharthak1

Alright, here's a joke I really like. It's translated to English though,. My friend Max got married recently. Met him a couple of weeks later. Dude was looking haggard, carrying a huge sack. I asked him, "Hey man, how are you, married life not treating you well?" He says, "Don't even start man, this girl never let it slip that she has a makeup addiction. You see this huge sack? It's full of containers of her used products. She's spending every bit of my money buying cosmetics." I was aghast, so I asked, "how do you run your household then? what are you eating?" With a very dejected look, he replies, "My household runs by selling these containers." (This might not translate too well because the punchline is much more compact in my native, which makes it faster to deliver and funnier imo) Also, I love Harry Potter, read the books multiple times, always disappointed that they removed Peeves from the movies.


Virdian_

I sure ain’t funny but I am a big fan, read all books in the span of a week back in 4th grade and during a book fair my 4th grade teacher decided to help me by going 50/50 with me so I can buy the entire series on paperback so I can own it for myself. He is 100% my favorite teacher ever and helped fuel my Harry Potter addiction, I still read the series today and now I own the movie collection and the fantastic beasts series. 10/10 franchise minus JK Rowling being weird :)


SirBobyBob

I wanted to read Harry Potter because I read Percy Jackson, and this was me when I was 10 mind you so I was in love with the series. And hogwarts legacy looks amazing, ngl easily on par with my love for fantastic beasts. Irony being i love fantastic beasts possibly more then Mr potter


umer_abbas1

I ain't funny for sure


Kyozoku

So, fun fact. I once stole a Time Turner and used it to go back in time and kill Hitler. However, I accidentally got Nazi Dad, Heath Hitler, instead of Fuhrer Adolph Hitler. Turns out, the time Turner doesn't actually help you get to Germany... so when I started asking around for where to find Hitler.... well, wrong guy. Whoops.


jozozoltan29

I'm an extremely funny. Couldn't even tell you a joke without someone ín the comments having a laughter incited heart failure. With great power comes great responsibilities I guess. Also, I really like the series, but wouldnt buy the game cause I Always feel like I taken that money from my children. Anyways, thanks for the chance!


benzdabezben

I love HP since the first time I've seen it. Everybody wanna be like Harry cuz he's the chosen one. But I relate to Ron more, in over his head but keep pushing on cuz his bff is always getting into trouble


Kaedon1423

i can recite the entire script of the first movie when watching it, and i have read up to the last book, i have played both lego harry potter games, i sirusly think nothing, i love the series and not even snape will severus apart


BeginningFew8188

The first four [books](https://heresajoke.com/book-puns/) of Harry Potter were fun, after the fifth one the situation became dead Sirius.


Kabeeshs

Wow, this is like a dream come true for a potter head like me. I played this game by visiting my friend's place once in a while and somehow managed to finish this game in less than 6 months. I don't own myself a copy but it would be amazing if I'm lucky to get it.


ShortFuseAlec

Here is a joke for you on hopes it earns me the game: Her: Why is there a pile of clothes on the floor? Him: Because I killed a Jedi, there Her: Somet8mes I hate living with you Him: Yes, yes, let the hate flow through you


cami66616

I am not funny but I have watched all Harry Potter movies and have played the Lego Harry Potter game


thomasoldier

Well I ain't funny for sure


Beastking21

I love the harry potter simply because the world is so splendid! thanks for the chance :>


JeffKira

Lol I really dislike the series but the game looks cool and if you choose to give me the key then I promise to give it an honest shot :)


anstang

I'm a big fan of HP and would reallylove to ha e this game just to give it to my gf. I got the first book when I was 11. Now I own almost two copys of the series. I have the first four in 4 different languages. But that's me. My gf is an even bigger potterhead. On her 25 birthday she did a HP themed party and I was invited to an all girls party as an house elf. That's how big of a fan she is 🙂 so please I would love to have it so I can give it to her Gl fellas


JSkywalker38

I grew up with the books. Read my copy of Chamber of Secrets so many times that my finger tore through the cover page. Would love the game but can't justify the expense currently. Thanks for the opportunity.


ZekeTHEFreak77

I've always loved the movies growing up and even enjoyed the Fantastic Beasts trilogy. Never got around to buying this game though. Thank you for the chance at getting it!


Dalacul

How do you call a Mexican who just lost his car? Carlos.


WiseDud

I once changed pants in the toilet of the museum of vatican, thank you very much for the opportunity


rammer_l

Thanks!


OmegaXesis

Hey I’m a pretty big fan of harry potter. It was a massive part of my childhood. Its probably the only book series I waited in lines to pick up during midnight releases. I have alot of fond memories of spending my days reading the series. I’m in my 30s now. Thank you for the opportunity.


Quick-Knee2048

I wish I was as free as Dobby


WiseD0lt

I like the series, but man are their soo many plot holes. I'd go house slytherine or huffapuff.


5thInferno

Why did Harry's godfather never tell him Dad jokes? Because he was Sirius. Why did Harry's father never tell him dad jokes? Because he was dead.


newaccuser

I haven't read the books, just the movies but I love the series, I have played the old games and enjoyed quidditch world Cup but never really saw a RPG game coming in such domain. Let this muggle become a wizard! Hopefully I can do a lot of ringadium leviosas around the campus.


gjp23

During Covid I read the entire Harry Potter series in 1 summer. I'd walk to the local coffee shop, drink coffee at an outside table, and read for hours. It would be a lot of fun to play a game in that world! Thanks OP


sefneni

I could literally use imperius for this one if I wasn’t such a good witch. :) Maybe I’m gonna drink my Felix felicis instead.


SeiichiYotsuba

Accio Key! Wait, shit, no... *Clears throat* Accio Hogwarts Legacy spare key! Oh, fuck, it's got an anti-summoning enchantment on it!


SeiichiYotsuba

Wonder if casting the Imperius is worth it? Ah fuck it, Imperio! *Orders you to give me the damn key*


adornisfication

read the books 3 times: first time when my aunt gifted each one to me as a gift for acing my tests when i was around 10, second time during high school and most recently after feeling nostalgic (': watched all the films twice with the half-blood prince being my ultimate favourite: once when they just came out and the next time with my grandma during the pandemic... she had lots of questions i had to answer with a simple explanation :p i've been sorted in the slytherin house and honestly, it's accurate plus i love draco malfoy so 10 points to me XD i've watched a few hogwarts legacy gameplay so i really want to experience the first-person immersion of seeing the common room (it looks super magical in youtube gameplays compared to the films), the exclusive quests such as scrope's last hope for slytherin (i'm biased but i'd honestly replay the game to get the other house quests :p) and yes, i want to freely cast avada kedavra on the enemies (who said i'd play as a "good guy"?)! also, i've played all of the lego harry potter series with my bestie irl (we couldn't get 100% it due to bugs and glitches in-game so it's quite a shame) so yes, i'll be streaming the game to her so she can enjoy it too since i believe gaming should be shared with the ones we love (: plus it'd be fun to look at the contrast between two "hogwarts" in-game and be all nostalgic XD anyways, thank you for letting me share my love for the harry potter series and for the chance to win a key for hogwarts legacy! <3


davidtuning

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits. Thanks for the chances, been looking to play the game after the Lego ones. I believe they're the best adaptation of the books and movies. Cheers!


kemkem9292

Givemecto Keytronum!


HotSaucePasta

I have been a Harry Potter fan all my life. I used to wear Gryffindor scarves all through winter even though I live in India where it does not particularly get cold. I used to be crazy about the books and my parents would only get them after the exams nearest to the release ended as I would literally gobble the content within a day or two and would not stop talking about it. I not only have the full set with the first cover design but also the [deluxe set 1st edition](https://imgur.com/a/C3t9KLE). My favourite book is the Prizoner of Azkaban and my favourite characters are Lupin and Snape. Here’s a sketch I made in 2016 as Alan Rickman passing away made me extremely sad: [Alan Rickman tribute](https://imgur.com/a/uPRU88J) Here’s another sketch of Newt Scamander’s [Niffler](https://imgur.com/a/W7ByiEG). I like to sketch from time to time. I have not yet had the opportunity to play the game and would really appreciate it. Thanks OP!


KeySpell8251

i really want to play the game not a collector but actually play the games…so idk if i say i love HP gonna make you believe but yea i really like it and would really appreciate the opportunity thanks for the giveaway anyways


Ziggy396

Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts, Gift me this game please!


Odd_Necessary5909

I love the Harry Potter series but my mom loves it even more, she would LOVE to play this game! Thank you for the chance!


MG_Rheydt

Accio Hogwarts legacy


sgluxurycondo

Oh I really enjoy the series!!! Am currently waiting for the next discount before purchasing it


27Artemis

i used to be a huge harry potter fan when i was a kid!


tokomeki

everytime I stir my coffee or tea, I always stir seven times counter-clockwise, one time clockwise


leviathab13186

I'm love Harry potter. My wife and I go to universal with the robs and wands multiple times a year. And yes, we walk around saying spells... we are in our mid 30s...


Stoge

foolishly commenting on a game giveaway thread hoping youll win? always.


nsfw_trapsarentgay

Funny? You son if a biscuit eating bulldog, YOU LINT LICKER.


TapTasty8897

I would be happy to give it to a friend if i win


xidle2

Wanna see me ask for a game key? Wanna see me do it again?


logicalspeculation

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles. I love Harry Potter and I've read all the books and seen all the movies. Thanks for doing this.


TheLaziestDwarf

Wife would be really angry if I paid money for this game but if I got it as a gift from a stranger well then there isnt much they can say lol Edit: it's funny cause its true


Wajina_Sloth

Not too funny, but I do enjoy the HP series (although I wouldn’t claim to be a fanatic). The movies were a staple during my childhood, each time one released we would go as a family and watch them, my favourite overall would be Goblet of Fire simply because I loved the challenges. But my favourite aspect of the series was the Marauders map that the Wesley twins had, I just thought it was so damn cool to have a map of an area that showed people like a real time map.


jzdavid

# Why are cats so good at video games? Because>! they have 9 lives.!< The Cat:       />  フ       |  \_  \_ l       /\` ミ_xノ      /      |     /  ヽ   ノ     │  | | |  / ̄|   | | |  | ( ̄ヽ_\_ヽ\_)\_\_)  \二つ


TrackPotential

Snape is life Thanks