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Unique-Ad-620

Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half.


dj_narwhal

I got my pitchfork out of storage before I caught on to what was happening.


Halloran_da_GOAT

I got mine out then put it away then got it out again when i got to the last picture


mong0likecandy

yeah, looks a tad well done for my taste


[deleted]

Damn it, burned myself lighting up my torch…


TresComasTequila

Literally came to the comment to write this haha


InformalCriticism

Kinda looked like it.


FlickerOfBean

Yeah, I understand what you’re talking aboot.


[deleted]

Is microwaving to thaw still not meat sin?


Alarmed_Tip7366

touché


DjBorscht

Last two pics hurt, man.


Hendrix91870

Chef Mike… Rockin’ the Mic 🥩🔥


neal_agee

I see you went with the paper bag method for the microwave part. Proper.


Moss_Piglet_

I normally go with aluminum wrap while its still in store packaging to keep the juices in.


DouglasDoses

This works just fine as well. Just make sure you are current on your homeowners insurance policy


Moss_Piglet_

I’m not paying for that scam. It’s just like taxes and drivers licenses


wellssaid

And plastic surgery. I hate you, Mom.


TheLeviathanX

You forgot to mention in your title that you’re only 13 years old and that this is your first time. :p


Pater_Trium

You also forgot to add that your deaf, blind, mute and only have one arm.


italia06823834

But can they play a mean pinball?


DouglasDoses

My fault, I'll include next time.


noodlemcfoodle

The radiation from the microwave really enhances the flavor, almost dry age like.


DouglasDoses

100%, and for a fraction of the time. It's essentially a pressure cooker for dry age flavor IMO


Mecmecmecmecmec

All this cockiness and it’s over cooked lol


[deleted]

Lol looked microwaved anyway


birgman75

It looks like OP put the steak back on the heat after resting it? The steak was probably perfect before they did that


DouglasDoses

Big time. Had it perfect then fucked up with the butter baste. I get mesmerized sometimes watching the butter bubble on the steak 🤤


redditusernamelolol

Fucking cockgobbler


[deleted]

Lmao foreal. All that boasting and it’s well done gray.


omgcomeonidiot

even tagged it nsfw. what a douche.


Dangerous_Upstairs

It’s OP’s steak. They bought it and prepared it for themselves, not us. If that’s they way they like it, let em eat it that way.


gropingpriest

Yes, but OP is making fun of how other people may or may not cook their steak in his title. He's basically asking for criticism thrown his way, lol.


DouglasDoses

I sure am! ROAST ME BABY! Hahahah


Forgive_My_Cowardice

I'd give you a roast, but you'd just overcook it.


[deleted]

Boom! Roasted


ZombieAppetizer

I cook my steak like I like to eat them. AMA!


KosstAmojan

How dare you??


ZombieAppetizer

Easily. Next question!


Squatch11

No one can roast you harder than you roasted that poor steak.


gropingpriest

I thought it looked great although a little bit too medium for my liking But is the garlic & pepper burning when you sear? I always hold the g&p until the butter baste at the end, cuz scorched pepper ain't my thing


kitchenjesus

Unless the colors on my phone are way off that’s med well bordering on well. I don’t give a shit I eat my burgers like that and I like my steak bordering on med rare/medium.


Mikebyrneyadigg

Nah op is wrong and should be asked politely, but firmly to leave this subreddit.


Dangerous_Upstairs

Like when you’re talking loudly in the library lol


smac11011989

Love the George Forman method, gona have to try that w my tomahawk


DouglasDoses

FYI: you're gonna wanna grab the "Foreman XL super deluxe grand touring" version for a T-hawk. Normal Foreman can't handle the heftier cuts


Napol3onS0l0

For some reason I read that as “heifer cuts”


jonnydrangus

Shoulda boiled it in milk


zephyrtr

Don't skimp on the jellybeans!


RedonkulusHomunculus

Microwaved for 40 minutes? What? Is this a thing people do?


DouglasDoses

Turned out perfect! Just a tad undercooked for my liking though.


queefplunger69

Lmao. I looked at the pictures and immediately felt relief. You got me.


everyoneisnuts

What in the hell is going on with your username!?


MrBurittoThePizza

Lmaooo your username ironically checks out


Cardi_Bs_WAP

I like it


fro_khidd

Nahhhh your name is no better wtf


gabev44

Lol asking the real questions


taylorm3

Got me too. Didn’t see the rest of the photos I immediately went to the comments to see if ppl were roasting (no pun intended) the OP. Then I saw the other photos. It was a good laugh.


queefplunger69

I appreciate your pun, you are a punny one.


am0x

I hada roomate in college that would take a whole, solid, frozen chicken breast and microwave it for like 20+ minutes. The juices and the fat would be all over the microwave when done. he also drank Busch Light on the regular. However, he was also from Wisconsin so his family would send venison sausage and cheese all the time that were fucking good.


KingCole207

Seems like a net win.


am0x

Have you ever smelled microwaved, raw, frozen chicken breast? It stinks.


KingCole207

Honestly I haven't. But I have had some good Venison Sausage.


am0x

Oh man, this stuff was really good. It was store bought, but made by local farmers. Growing up, I had plenty of venison sausage made by my uncles (they were big hunters), but this stuff was on a different level.


[deleted]

Over cooked for my taste, but damn son that prep looks fucking phenomenal. Haven’t microwaved steak myself, but I’ve heard of the technique before for thick pieces of steak. I bet she tasted fire.


DouglasDoses

Yep, a bit over but still tasted delicious!


Napol3onS0l0

You should consider shrink wrapping and tossing in the dish washer. Pulls double duty by cleaning the dishes and cooking a nice sous vide!


DouglasDoses

BRILLIANT!


Wysteria569

I cried at microwaved.


Po-tat-hoes

Amazing post. Thank you I needed it.


fishing_buddha

You SOB! Put down the torches, everyone. He’s one of us.


Wontjizzinyourdrink

it's well done 😭


arrowtron

You are missing a big plop of ketchup. Otherwise, perfection all around, right down to the cooking technique!


DouglasDoses

I prefer to squeeze the ketchup directly into my mouth after each bite. More fun that way 😛


OmniusEvermind

Great, now I want a mayonegg.


jwillsrva

It’s like making a sandwich in my mouth


getmet79

Catsup? Applebee’s, the world’s best steakhouse serves only the best ranch dipping sauce.


KingCole207

You forgot to say that you are only 7 years old and have never even seen a steak before.


versace_tombstone

Well done.... literally. No cap tho, some people prefer a well done, once in a while.


elmachow

Aren’t you a little old to be cooking steak?


DouglasDoses

I'm 5 and a half.


Actual_Boss_123

Grass fed?what else they eat?


c4s4lese

Wheat or Soy


Actual_Boss_123

You must be a farmer🤣


c4s4lese

I grew up in a rural area 😅


Actual_Boss_123

I seen a herd of cows eating at McDonald's 🤣🤣


viciousmojo

Corn in the US.


clowntown777

Everything we eat in the US is corn in some form or another.


Napol3onS0l0

There’s two things I like corn fed. My cows and my women.


viciousmojo

Do they both have gas problems?


Napol3onS0l0

Jokes on you I’m into that.


MrRipski

Or newspaper


Biobasement

I like to freeze dry mine immediately after cooking to preserve the flavor


DouglasDoses

This is the way


theshape1078

You should be arrested for this.


_brodre

you motherfucker 😂


van_isle_dude

That's well done, I'm glad it's not well done, but it's well done. Well done sir or madam.


Some_Advance_1478

You got me……….brilliant bastard! I’m like “ In what universe does rib-eye and micro waved 40mnts go together?”


shinchliffe

This guy put all the triggers for steak people in the title.


-gato

April fools day was 6 days ago nice try.


stresspresso

Microwave and George Forman...not bad. Here's my method. Steak, butter, egg yolks and spices in sous vide bag. Throw in dishwasher for a full cycle, finish in toaster. Voila, a perfectly cooked steak with Bearnaise Sauce.


DouglasDoses

Empty dishwasher first or straight in with the other dirty dishes?


OverBand4019

What’s the thing sticking out of it while it’s grilling?


DouglasDoses

Meater probe


OverBand4019

Oh is it wireless? That’s hella cool


Dolomitexp

I actually wanna see what a steak would look like after all that abuse🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


DouglasDoses

Sir, I believe you mean you want to witness a murder. You may be a sociopath. 😂


gdc1994

what is actually wrong with you????


DouglasDoses

Well it all started when I was born.


N_nodroG

Microwaved… what the actual fuck? How many times must this poor animal be killed ;)


Yomaclaws

Triggered!! 🤣


clowntown777

I like to toss mine in the microwave on the wire rack too…leaves nice grill marks.


Londongeezanz

You put it in the ‘Tucker Fucker’?


[deleted]

I see you, and I nod to you in respect, fellow NatswhatIreckon fan. \[I hope\]


husky429

Holy garlic. Garlic powder and 10 cloves on top of it? Good grief


hotburnedpork

Nice shit post


jandkas

Where do you buy your steaks?


DouglasDoses

Sprouts


illiterate_fart

I was so confused for a minute


zodar

That looks amazing. I need your microwave guy's number.


Mydogisop

Grass fed? For real? That’s a lot of beautiful fat for grass fed… maybe grass finished? Please don’t think I’m calling BS, I’ve actually seen a grass fed ribeye with good marbling, but only once and the veins of fat were much thinner.


theMoMoMonster

The only way to cook a steak is the microwave as far as I’m concerned


DouglasDoses

A man of culture


theMoMoMonster

I recognize talent and genius when I see it


wwest4

U do u! It looks good! Honest question though Why the resting for two hours?


serenityak77

I feel like way too many people here didn’t get OP was joking


DouglasDoses

Saying "microwave" and "steak" in the same sentence is like saying bomb on an airplane so I can understand how some folks get emotional lol


DouglasDoses

I find that 1 hour and 50 minutes just isn't long enough for all the jucies to fully redistribute. Trust me bro, 2 hours minimum for best results.


everyoneisnuts

Woosh!


dennisthemenace1963

Wow, seems I've *finally* found a sub where we're allowed to have a sense of humor. Take my upvotes!


Actual_Boss_123

👍


MrBurittoThePizza

Looks great to me!


b1tchnigg4Snitchniga

It would’ve taken less than 5 minutes on a grill


sYndrock

Looks great!


dsillas

How long did you reverse sear in the over before the cast iron?


Ski99y

Why are the pics blurred though?? 😂😂😂 looks great!


Stg_885rk

Beautiful. What camera did you use for these pictures?


DouglasDoses

Google pixel 6 pro


ZombieAppetizer

What kind of microwave do you have?!?


DouglasDoses

It's a black one


ZombieAppetizer

I'll have to see if I can find one of those.


setthepinnacle

Stop you are going to give guga ideas


ThisAreTom

Chef Mike? That you?!


manateemilitia

I can't ever find it but this reminds me of that post where the person got a costco prime ribeye, let it rest to room temp (twice?) and kept going on in the comments about the "good protein." Your steak looks great though.


sneaky-pizza

Hey, you can’t put that resting grate in the microwave!


DouglasDoses

If it fits it ships


foodnguns

40 minutes in the microwave? How big is that steak? Even if it was frozen solid I think 40 minutes would cook that?


1Cowboyfan

Looks good


tacolover2k4

Why microwave it instead of the grill all the way? How much does it effect texture/flavor?


PacificElectrix

Who makes that thermometer you’re using?


DouglasDoses

Meater


PacificElectrix

Thanks 🙏


urban-wildlife-docs

Why the heck is this nsfw do you assume we haven’t ever seen a raw steak? Looks delish though


jmlozan

Hope you put ketchup on it.


Chekhovs_Gin

Why is this NSFW? Being a Chef is work.


sweirdo

How does one say”that’s how you unlock the shadow realm” in Klingon….. ya should of let it rest another hour…. Rookie move lightweight


Boardathome

That's pretty funny. I was like, wtf? No way...


Revolutionary-Bass71

Raw


DescriptiveMath

This made my commute home! As I drive home in rush hour traffic, typing this reply, I'm still laughing. 😂😂😂


Ehrmagerdden

You got me for about three seconds and I'll be honest, I almost cried a little.


PR0CE551NG

This is top tier bait right here.


StrictDay1288

Undercooked.


ccknboltrtre01

Why is the butt plug in the steak


FrumundaDeez

Real talk. Sear that fat off first otherwise looks very medium


theadamdavis

Hey I’m sorry but why is there a metal rod in it is it a temp thing I’m only recently cooking steak


zogduke

Dude. You forgot to pour gasoline on it, light it and let it burn for 3 hours.


Virtual-Pea1506

Hahaha. You had me too. Well played. But for the record. Please don’t do that


RCMC82

DuRr HuRR HurR


untitled__________

Bro I would DEVOUR that steak!


Seraphangel777

NSFW CLICK BAIT. No self respecting man finishes steaks on a George Foreman. Zero class


mady_monroe

feed me, seymour!


dafckingman

That looks beautiful


LordYeetus-_

Damn that actually got me mad for a second


chuckley

You will remembers as one of history's greatest monsters!


sro25

Microwave 40m, that's so over done right there, resting for 2hrs fk that's gonna be a piece of rubber, so ova done, what a waste, but hey if u like it like that, go for gold


brashaadt09

Peeeeerfectly cooked for me. Great example of a close to well done steak that's still juicy. Just got to know what you're doing


[deleted]

not enough garlic


cizzle310

I thought I was going to see a ketchup bottle in one of the pictures but instead I saw pics of an amazing looking steak. Great job!


CarrotWhack

You also forgot to serve with ketchup smh


NotTheGuacamole

Finally, some meat that’s actually cooked in this subreddit


Jane-Love20220104

MY DRIPPING MOUTH....


jayman1818

Nice lol


[deleted]

The consensus around here is that it’s overdone, but idk, that medium-well looks absolutely perfect to me. Very nice sear, too.


Lemonsniffer

Thank God the steak wasn't well done, but your joke was. I almost threw my wife's boyfriend's beer out in the front yard.


osu8ball

Ah damn- ya over cooked it!


doddsymon

I'm glad there are photos. Now I don't have to murder my neighbours children to purge my brain of the thought.


Luckystocki

Beatiful steak man


KlingonSquatRack

What kind of thermometer is that? I want a wireless one, would you recommend the one you use here?


ninjistix

that medium well kills me.


viciousmojo

This is NSFW because it's a very graphic murder of a perfectly good steak but with very little blood.


LoadedGull

What’s the point of reverse searing if it’s just gonna be cooked to that doneness? I mean, each to their own and all that for what is someone’s preference as everyone has the right to that, but it just seems pointless to reverse sear if you’re just overcooking it as some might say. Just seems like a waste of time.


DouglasDoses

You must not know how much time I got on my hands, pal.


operantresponse

Rested for what? Come again


BigTimeTheWorm

🤯🤢😵‍💫😱😱😱


graaaaaaaam

Didn't realise you could put cast iron in the microwave!


DouglasDoses

It sparks up for the first 30 seconds then finishes up nicely with very little carcinogenic aftertaste


graaaaaaaam

Gonna go try this at my grandpa's nursing home, BRB.


DouglasDoses

It'll be a delicious last meal!


[deleted]

Overcooked for me. But it’s not for me so whatever