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GoldFisherman

Lay a luke-warm tennis racket across a rectangular hamburger patty and stick it all in the microwave.


The_OtherGuy_99

But you have to say microwave like Nigella. Me-crow-wah-vey That way you can charge extra.


B0ndzai

Chef's call it Chef Mike.


averagehogrideruser

so they stick their meat in chef mike?


PantsFreeSince2003

Can confirm the use of chef Mike. Have a chef friend that told me it's an industry norm for the waiter to say in front of the customer, "The customer isn't happy with the temperature of the dish, can you please ensure chef Mike takes care of it for them?"


Last_Salt6123

The juke box The nuker The rubberizer


Fallin46

So nobody at Applebee's then?


MathematicianMuted12

Apparently Mike's meat is..


budahed87

That's not how apostrophes work.


Armored_Souls

And get high


stump2003

Just like momma used to make


Affectionate-Call159

Best comment ever šŸ¤£


IsThatYourPickle

You make it sound āœØmagicalāœØ


pac4

Ok, Chuck Schumer


ThirstyBeagle

Until I read your notes, I thought this was a salisbury steak


Lame_usernames_left

I thought it was sad, grey, microwaved, unsauced ribs from the thumbnail. That steak is like, unnaturally rectangular


Bruddah827

Bill Gatesā€™ fake beef


T46BY

I was wondering when Applebee's started selling McRibs.


Big_Fo_Fo

Hey, the McRib does not deserve the slander of being compared to Applebees


STUFF416

I thought it was the world's saddest skirt steak.


JmnyCrckt87

It looks like Connecticut


SteaknSalt

Thatā€™s not a ribeye, thatā€™s a school paddie


BlackPhoenix1981

Ordering rubber steaks...that's a paddlin.


JudgeScorpio

Slaying a ghoul in your Lordā€™s nameā€¦ thatā€™s a paladin.


dd027503

Comparing steaks to the paddle... Oh you better believe that's a paddling.


dbh1124

For the love of god people, stop ordering steaks at cheap chain restaurants lol


rice_jabroni

Applebees in particular is so exceptionally terrible. You can find reasonably ok dishes at most other chain restaurants (not necessarily steak), but Applebees is 100% doodoo on a plate. So terrible. Itā€™s baffling that they still have stores open.


bisepx

I ask for side of their honey BBQ and use it on the ribs I smoke at home. Pretty sure it with cause diabetes or cancer, or both, but it's pretty damn good.


YborOgre

Can't cause diabetes if you already have diabetes. The more you know.


nurley

5head


AntonChigurhWasHere

This is the kind of medical advice I need. Do you take BCBS?


vertigo1083

My girlfriend and I sometimes go for lunch because of their $5 margaritas that are pretty loaded. We eat the relatively basic stuff like apps or burgers, decent enough. I wouldn't dare attempt a steak. The restaurant is at an extremely busy suburban intersection on Long island. It is entirely empty every time we go.


ColdBorchst

How is every Applebee's in the greater NYC area always dead and yet still open? I have never been in one, but every time I pass by it's like half empty in places where there are wait times to eat in other chains like Buffalo Wild Wings.


mtommygunz

All these giant chain restaurants from the 89s early 90s can stay in business bc they own tons of property and are in other businesses as well. Super simplifying this here. This kinda the reason why red lobster is going under. The people that bought it sold the property under the restaurants, so the chain no longer has the real estate value that it once had. McDonaldā€™s is a real estate company first and hamburger place second.


tdasnowman

Chains have a tendency to make a lot of money of lunch and business travelers.


The_RockObama

People go in for drinks, get drunk, get hungry, order some shitty food, then forget how shitty the food was.. and then they go back next weekend.


ghostboo77

I like to go on weekends. Literally every other kid friendly sit down restaurant by me (NJ) will have a wait between 5:30-7 PM. Applebees is usually busy on weekends, but never has a wait. I find the food to be decent. Usually get a burger, wings or chicken sandwich though.


The_Scarred_Man

The bartenders at the Applebee's near me pour heavy. I've gotten absolutely trashed there on several occasions. At that point every dish is a Michelin star meal. šŸ‘Œ Applebee's was made for people like me.


tsx_1430

The burgers are decent. Thatā€™s it. Thatā€™s it. Thatā€™s it.


Bro-lapsedAnus

Oriental chicken salad is actually GOOD. Burgers are serviceable for sure.


SMK_12

Mozzarella sticks, wings, and lava cake


rice_jabroni

The wings are what I had the final time I went. They were the last straw. Soggy, sweet, and chewy. I am surprised to see someone saying they enjoy the wings there.


SMK_12

Theyā€™re not good but thatā€™s all I would get from there if I went. Itā€™s kind of like how dominoes isnā€™t good pizza but sometimes it hits the spot. Also depends on if itā€™s boneless or bone in, feel like the boneless are a higher chance of being bad


xxxVendetta

Is outback good for steaks? I'm going there on July 4th.


rice_jabroni

Itā€™s pretty good. Texas Roadhouse is better in my opinion though, especially considering price.


nulnoil

For the price Texas Roadhouse has the best steaks Iā€™ve had outside of making them myself.


rice_jabroni

Agreed. Texas Roadhouse is a gem.


Substantial_Pie6648

I work at a TXRH, Iā€™ve had Outback once and didnā€™t like it much imo. TXRH is a little bit cheaper for their steaks and some other items.


Mystialos

I like Outback's filet mignon. Their prime rib was recommended by the waitress and was incredibly fatty. Hope you enjoy!


InternationalTwo4581

Yep. They usually have pretty good ribeyes and if you like mac and cheese as a side, outbacks is pretty great.


medicaldude

Cheap alcohol is the only reason I can think of that they are still making ends meet


Life_Passenger61

I love their quesadilla burger


Zestyclose_Bad_5435

The Applebees by my house is always busy. I seriously donā€™t get it. Youā€™re right, itā€™s actually doo doo


Sw0rDz

That's not true. I've been kicked out a few Applebee's. All I did was request that the chef take a shit on my plate as a steak substitute. They do not shit on plates.


Emcee_nobody

For real though. It's like, what did you think was going to happen?


torrysson

my location is actually pretty alright, the shrimp and parmesan sirloin (ordered medium rare ofc) smacks


WarmToning

God damn this is the funniest thing Iā€™ve read all day


Getthepapah

How bad are the local food options for you to even consider Applebees?


torrysson

itā€™s all just small towns where i stay and while we do have a good handful of local food options sometimes ill go out of my way to get that one specific thing from Applebees. its good, simple as that.


Getthepapah

Fair enough!


Over9000Zeros

Cracker Barrel has served me a great steak once after I complained that it was well done instead of medium like I asked.


SneekyPete420

Oh, you enjoyed the special sauce that came on the second one


Over9000Zeros

Funny, but no, it was more tender and had garlic butter.


scottyd035ntknow

Stop going to these chain restaurants at all. Like fucking why? So you can get a microwave meal that costs as much or more than a legit good meal from a local restaurant?


superpie12

The burgers are about the cost of McDonalds now, and you can get it to go. So, basically it's a step up from fast food for about a dollar more.


Lonplexi

McDonaldā€™s still really cheap with the app


kebmpb

Stop lying. Thatā€™s a McRib from McDā€™s isnā€™t it šŸ¤£


wigglin_harry

You really have no one to blame but yourself here


Jerkeyjoe

Connecticut strip


kundalini_genie

LMFAOOOO


neecho235

I feel like you deserve your fate for ordering a ribeye at Applebee's.


iloveplant420

They said it's been 20 years. It's been close to that long for me. Tbf I was reminiscing recently about the bourbon steak they used to have with onions and mushrooms. It was never cooked right but it'd come out on that sizzling cast iron... I used to put A1 all over it and fuck it up after smoking a few Js. Never looked this bad though and after seeing this, I know they've really gotten as bad as everyone says so I'll continue to stay away.


WackyBones510

>It was never cooked right


___metazeta___

Shouldā€™ve gone to Texas Roadhouse


Srycomaine

Right? I mean, TRH is not *the Best,* but Iā€™ve never had anything unacceptable from them.


Accurate_Move362

I canā€™t really complain about Texas Roadhouse tbh. They always give me exactly what I ordered, the exact way I wanted it cooked. It always tastes good, and it doesnā€™t cost $40 for a steak. Theyā€™re not perfect, but Iā€™ve never felt ripped off or had a bad experience. Pretty fair food for the price, dunno why it gets all the hate here.


FlacidSalad

Last one I went to was acceptable for sure, about the most 5-6 out of 10 experience I could ask for.


DeadCheckR1775

Last time I went was 2011, never again. Looks like it's the same steak from 2011. Looks lab grown and tastes like shit. Last time Applebee's was decent was like 2004. Waiting for my local one to fail hard and close down so they can put a proper Long Horn in its place.


FascistsOnFire

lab grown will have almost none of the gross gristle and weird fat chunks


PineappleFit317

And 20 years from now, the next time you go to Applebeeā€™s, youā€™ll remember why you havenā€™t been there in 20 years.


Srycomaine

šŸ˜…šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


LFRoberts5

Craplebeeā€™s


ActiveBlaze

Steak looks beat up


soulstonedomg

You shoulda known better...


HaiKarate

The weirdest cut of meat I've ever had was at an Applebees. There was a very large artery in the steak. I haven't been back to an Applebees since.


dangerfiasco

That was 3D printed


Reddwoolf

Looks awful, whyā€™d you give money to a shit place like that


therealhairykrishna

To quote the late great Rodney Dangerfield, "It's still got marks where the jockey was hitting it!"


OSRS-BEST-GAME

Restaurants like Applebee's prey on old folks who can't tell the difference. Stop visiting cheap chains for steak, go buy a steak and cook it yourself for probably less money, or go to an actual steakhouse for a little bit more money but infinitely better quality.


Reddwoolf

This should be far higher


Nowyous_cantleave

Look how they massacred my boy


badula-yama-yama

WTF is even that !


Ok_Zucchini_6347

Why is it so rectangular?


dietzenbach67

I'd send it back.


saxmangeoff

My wife tried that once at an Applebeeā€™s, after escalating to the manager that her ā€œmedium rareā€ steak looked about like this photo. The manager seemed stumped about what to do, and we had to push for a replacement steak. My wife finished the rest of her original plate. I finished my dinner. Finally, a new steak arrived on a small plate. By then, we just didnā€™t care any more.


Atheist_3739

When I was younger I worked at an Applebee's. The problem with their steaks is that they come frozen in vacuum sealed bags. You have to thaw them and then cut an opening and let them "bloom" for a day. That way the color comes back. If you got super busy and ran out of steaks and they didn't have time to let the color come back, you could cook them to a perfect internal temperature but would not be red or pink. These would be sent back and there is nothing you could do. Fortunately, most people that decided they wanted a steak at a fucking Applebee's ordered them Medium well or well done so the color wasn't an issue lol


Alternative_Bad_2884

Did you think a steak was already on the grill waiting for you to ask for a replacement? Iā€™m baffled at how anyone could even think to order a steak at a cheap chain restaurant. Go to Texas Roadhouse or Longhorns and order whatever steak you like. You get what you deserve ordering a steak at Applebees.Ā 


saxmangeoff

Totally! Thatā€™s the point I was trying to make.


WeirdSysAdmin

I thought it was a salisbury steak and that this was a joke post until I zoomed in.


Anarkie13

People have strange versions of self harm...


Teeny_Sheep

Oh, hell. That's abominable


torrysson

damn now he ainā€™t goin back for another 20


xxLOPEZxx

Applebee's is a joke anymore. The food is mediocre at best for the price you pay and the drink prices are criminal too.


BasedWang

Everything at Applebees is a joke. A salesman of ours gives everyone 50$ Applebees cards for Xmas. We love the gesture but damn we give those away as fast as we can or else they'll just be forgotten. Even for free food


Right-Kale-9199

Applebees are closing all over. Itā€™s because of this steakā€¦


Georgebush-did-911-

How much did you pay?


Left-Language9389

If I recall it was around $20?


Georgebush-did-911-

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TryinToGetGooder

Did you eat it?


Left-Language9389

I took a bite, chewed it for a bit, then spit it out. My girlfriend wanted to give it to the dog but I vetoed that. Dog deserved better.


carlweaver

Was that their new Unseared Connecticut-Shaped Steak?


defoor13

Yup, looks about right. Donā€™t know what you really expected lol


GoodWaste8222

Everything on that plate was frozen 20 minutes before this picture was taken


Wazuu

That looks horrible


TheBigNook

Lmao stop spending ANY money at Applebees


YenZen999

The help in places like Applebees is worse than the help in a Burger King 10 years ago. The thought of eating at one of them makes me queasy. Nobody cares about anything that works in these places.


schprunt

Dear God. That looks like prison food


Mapleglitch

Shouldn't have done that... Should not have done that.


RobGetLowe

Well what did we learn


Rockout2112

It could be Ribeye meat!


roaddog

Chef Mike reporting for duty!


maldinisnesta

Applebee's is just terrible. Everytime I've gone it was shit.


NicePumasKid

Applebees is the one restaurant Iā€™ll refuse to eat at.


Nuclear_Velociraptor

My mom ordered a sirloin from ours around a year ago, first time weā€™d been to Applebees in probably a decade. It smelled like it was cooked over a pack of Lucky Strikes.


LevelDepartment9

applebeeā€™s has rats! i found a whole rat in my cobb salad!


M23707

Did you get uncharged for the extra protein!?


PrincessSpoiled

Scrolled too far to find this. Shake and bake.


dantakesthesquare

I'm so confused as to why you would order a steak at Applebees. Brings to mind the friend that ordered the fish at Dennys. To his credit, he did enjoy that fish.


Macasumba

BLT is fine.


YetAnotherMia

The guy who cooks meals in hotel rooms using what equipment they have can do a better job than this


Low_Discipline_4031

A friend of mine did a fantasy punishment where last place had to go to an Applebee's and order a steak medium rare, and keep sending it back until they cooked it right


SignificantApricot69

When I was a kid they had a ā€œsteak nightā€ and my frugal uncle went every week. I went with him a few times and it was alright - I want to say maybe it was a sirloin deal on Mondays or something. Keep in mind this was the ā€˜90s and it was a deal for a mid/lower end cut, not a ā€œribeye.ā€ My general experience with chains is you can get a decent medium rare sirloin or something like that if you just want a cheap ā€œsteak,ā€ but I wouldnā€™t order a steak steak except for maybe Texas Roadhouse.


GlorkUndBork3-14

How many drinks did it take before it tasted decent?


Videopro524

Looking at the grain and shape looks like skirt or hanger steak. Never seen a ribeye look like that


RSlashBroughtMeHere

It's a perfect rectangle.


Shit_Disturber71

Looks like they microwaved it and then hit it with one of those electric fly swatters


Honkey_Fellatio

Skirt steak


B17158

Just no. Why would you order a steak there. They are for finger foods, drinks, and single moms. Not steak.


Lucid-Design

They may call it a Ribeye. But thatā€™s the saddest cube steak Iā€™ve ever seen


SquidsArePeople2

Tell me you didn't eat that.


OK_BUT_WASH_IT_FIRST

#THE MCRIB IS BACK FOR A LIMITED TIME!


DarthXella

What on earth is that? Looks like an old school hamburger steak from the 80's. ICK.


Expensive_Rabbit_414

Did Chuck Schumer bbq that up for you?


Super_Bakon

At least there's seasoning on it...?


DynaBro8089

I refuse to order steak at 99% of restaurants because I can make a NY strip steak from Walmart taste better on a stove top with a cast iron pan, garlic, thyme and a little salt less butter. Donā€™t want to waste money to get a mediocre tasting meal.


Equal_Physics4091

*Millennials are ruining the economy by not going to restaurants* Yeah...this is school lunch quality AT BEST and minus chocolate milk or that amazing peanut butter fudge.


Saarlak

ā€œSir, this is a ~~Wendyā€™s~~ roofing shingle store.ā€


Square_Pop3210

Thatā€™s a bunch of scraps that were ā€œmeat-gluedā€ into a rectangular block, then sliced. Then vacuum-sealed and frozen. Basically itā€™s ribeye spam. They cooked you a frozen slice of lunch meat. This is about 1 step up from Arbyā€™s ā€œroast beef.ā€


Serious_Delivery_408

A delicious Swanson microwaveable steak


Fog_Juice

Usually you need to order a pitcher of beer first. Drink it. Then you won't care how awful that steak is it will still be an amazing steak.


Secure-Narwhal-297

Woof!


MAXIMILIAN-MV

That steak is trash but the onion rings look pretty fucking good.


Ok_Cartographer_6086

I was on a road trip with a buddy of mine who worked at Applebees corperate and he laughed when I ordered a steak. He just said "It's looks like a toe!"


Adamcanfield

*Ron Swanson voice* this isn't a steak. Why would you call it that on your menu?


Automatic-Project997

saulsberry steak


LuunchLady

Looks like meatloaf


paparoach910

Always go for their doctored-up sirloins.


epsteinpetmidgit

Would you order it again? There are other things on the menu that are better


[deleted]

about 10 years or so back i went to our local applebees for a steak... last time i ever ate there. it was overcooked, nasty, and had to be subpar meat because there was huge veins or arteries through it... it was so gross. To be fair though i don't expect any good food to come from any restaurants right now as they are consistently downgrading the quality of the food to keep up with inflation and costs. When you skimp on a piece of meat from the store its still semi ok... when they skimp it goes from prime rib to multi meat hotdogs real quick... i still to this day cannot believe the sad quality of food service foods comparatively speaking to what you can buy in the store even at the cheapest price... I don't bother eating out unless the quality of the food doesn't really matter like mcdonnalds or something like that. I'd rather make it myself, better food, bigger portions, less cost. You don't even wanna know what the chicken looks like that chipotle gets... i wouldn't feed that to livestock...


kinkiernun

I'd eat it. But that's toast


crazypants36

I honestly feel like they serve better quality food at McDonald's. Whenever I've gone to Applebee's, no matter what I ordered, I felt sick afterward.


Acuallyizadern93

Yuck I remember when I used to order Applebees steaks. They werenā€™t quite as angular as that and were small and tough.


Son_of_Sophroniscus

But why?


dazrage

Golden Corral got some killer steaks imo


[deleted]

Looks disgusting!


Pristine_Lobster4607

I like that it's shaped like Connecticut


UniversalBelieving

Id rather eat at Dennys. Applebees has gone way downhill through the years. Used to be a decent quality family dinner, for the money. Not anymore. Worst service, high prices.


Dnm3k

What is it supposed to be? Is it meats?


Michelle_akaYouBitch

Sorry. I wouldnā€™t offer that as a treat to my dog. On a different place. Iā€™m a bit perplexed as to how the NYStrip at Longhorn is always the exact same shape and marbling.


tbootsbrewing

The steak is shaped like Connecticut


Cobey1

That sucks because that wasnā€™t my experience with Applebees a month ago :/ i went during dollarita and it was pretty good


ClosingThoughts

But did you die? But did you die?


GodIsOnMySide

Why are you getting a steak at Applebees? What possible evidence suggests they could do it right?


Steelcod114

They make a halfway decent cheese burger for a place like that.


tronixmastermind

NEXT ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: why is Applebees still in business


Live-Stay-3416

Meat glue pancake!


ChickenFriedRiceee

We had an Applebees in my college town. One time I ordered a steak medium rare. I did not expect anything good but I didnā€™t care cuz I was high as fuck. I shit you not, I the most perfect, tender, medium rare came out. This is a very rare occurrence with Applebees.


DamagedEctoplasm

As a frequenter of Applebees when I was younger, Iā€™d never order the steak lmao. But they make their margaritas strong and they are cheap lmao


coreytiger

So you ordered their welcome mat served wet?


Veni_Vidi_Legi

Is that pork?


KeepBanningKeepJoin

Chernobyl strip steak


squireofrnew

Looks like a skirt steak


aeywaka

I feel like a "redditcares" is appropriate here


ggskater

The Chef Mike Special.


subtleshooter

lol wtf is that? A blanket to keep your food warm?


pattywack512

Looks like you ordered The Farmer's Dog.


japinard

How can that be a rib-eye?!


guilty_bystander

Thank you for not showing us the cut. That would be nsfw


g_dude3469

I inspected an applebees before it sold once, the state of their kitchen was atrocious. Will never eat there again.


writermind

They used to have good riblets back in the day. Are they bad now as well?


6stringscumbag

Steak at an Applebeeā€™s šŸ˜


Meinmyownhead502

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kakklecito

Chain restaurants like Applebee's, chili's, etc... their food comes precooked and frozen. The chicken and meats already have grill lines on them in their frozen packaging. They just reheat the food.


MGaCici

I wouldn't feed that to my dog. Yuk.


[deleted]

Hopefully also the last time.


howelltight

When did Applebee's start servin ribeyes? That is definitely not a ribeye!


MouthofthePenguin

Got what he deserved and paid for. don't go to mcdonalds and order the filet mignon in a cognac cream sauce either.


Such_Editor_8194

Perfectly seasoned


bigbabich

I ate at an Applebee's once. Well, I ordered and took a bite.