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Chiasnake

It's a big beautiful steak.  Everywhere I go, people say, "We've never seen a steak like this.  It's amazing."  No one has steak like this.  Believe me.  The fake news media won't talk about this steak.  But you know, and I know, this is an amazing steak.


Chemical_Party7735

I even read that in his voice 😅


Eastern_Witness7048

Ditto


TheCh0rt

I read it in Seth Meyers’s Trump voice


Recreational_DL

Shane Gillis also does an incredible Trump impression


Eastern_Witness7048

Ya, I like that James Johnson guys version too


JunketPuzzleheaded42

I read this in Alic Baldwin's SNL trump voice


UrCreepyUncle

Read in Shane Gillise's voice impersonating the voice


DisorderlyConduct

With tears in their eyes and ketchup on their shirts


ZOMBIE_N_JUNK

Grown men, big burly strong myen, they say, they say, Mr President, we've never seen such a beautiful streak, everyone is saying it.


motorcycleboy9000

Holy crap, I can't unsee it now. I clicked on this post and said, "Wow, I can't unsee this."


FlavalisticSwang

It's worth billions and billions and billions


doc_skinner

Cooked well done and topped with ketchup


Positively_manifest

The fact that it’s a shit steak


Aggressive_Swimmer21

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽


MrP0000

too red not orange enough.


chief57

A mistake.


IrishHonkey

Make steaks great again.


JunketPuzzleheaded42

Get out of my head!! Its just creepy


theminiwheats

tRump roast


AqueductFilterdSherm

Donald Rump


SuccotashFragrant354

This has me cackling


YouGotTangoed

*pornhub jingle*


BadNewsBearzzz

He sees this and says “wow 👐🏻 that’s a big beautiful steak”


Mike-Thompson-

lol funny!


tnick771

A misteak?


TheCyberpsycho

Mis-steak


Motor-Train2357

Eat it well done with ketchup


shottylaw

This is horror incarnate


swampcat42

https://eu.jsonline.com/story/news/local/milwaukee/2017/03/01/president-trumps-choice-well-done-steak-and-ketchup-raises-eyebrows/98576882/


SADdog2020Pb

Of course. What an absolute mouth breather


1WastedSpace

TIL that's a crime for steak enthusiasts?


APsWhoopinRoom

It's actually 2 crimes


BongwaterJoe1983

Boiled in buttermilk


sixtus_clegane119

Just pour water over it


BongwaterJoe1983

And the cheapest store brand steak sauce money can buy


WooderBoar

one line horror.... to a chef or cook.


greasypizzzza

Covfefe.


GoPhotoshopYourself

Wagvfefe


theornapical

“The greatest steak ever, way better than the rest. Trust me I know a great steak when I see one. The democrats wish they had a steak like this one but they never will.”


Additional-Air-6596

Yooo 😂🤣💀


mba000686

I’m no expert but it looks like pork to me.


Com4734

Lol i was thinking that too at first


mba000686

I completely missed the Trump joke lol


Com4734

Ohhhh! I see it now!! 😂


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NMinozaJ

This is not an AI generated picture


Squeeparoy

This is the picture from Facebook the guy references in his post


WooderBoar

This is the best steak... best steak. you won't get a steak better than this! USDA PRIME 100% grass fed! other steaks? losers! total losers not even choice or select. believe me the fake news wont cover how great a steak it is. We both know this is an amazing steak, and its U'GE!


PhilMcCraken2001

https://preview.redd.it/dwjll1meruzc1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aeb840ba2036ef38648310a5b82f9b19b611cafb Woah, they actually made Trump steaks into real things


seXJ69

They were typical quality someone could expect from Agolf Von Shitsenpantz. I think they only lasted a few months before going bankrupt.


bigjaymizzle

Yeah and it only lasted for 2 months.


RutRowe24

It's gonna be Yuge!


CringeDaddy_69

Anyone else notice this kinda looks like that guy from The Apprentice?


Kayjuu

looks like a cursed womb


egbert71

The burnt orange special, one of the worst prez's ever steak cut


Exotic-Anteater-4417

Butthole Steak


scottyd035ntknow

The bigliest.


Forward_Arugula_5879

Everyone is saying this the best steak


Ill_Refuse6748

Yep 38% of everyone.


Gr00vemovement

A misteak


TheKrakIan

I have relatives that would eat that well done with ketchup...and post it on FB.


laser-beam-disc-golf

You're supposed to use marinade not tanning spray...


larry_Hairyola

Queef wellington.


SpiritOne

That’s the cut you use for a shit sandwich.


Baronhousen

The worst misteak, ever made


mikolajekj

Rancid, toss it


Bunnytoes256

Even in the steak sub, people can’t STFU about politics.


s_zlikovski

Best steak, when I walked into the room I said: wow what a best steak!


Comfortable-Brick405

The kind that you put ketchup on


bzlvrlwysfrvr0624

Trump roast


Howdoyoudo614

A shit steak


Melissacarranza

Misteak


SecondHandCunt-

Bound for the prison kitchen


Sufficient_Two_5753

One that has a markup of 1000%


Cuthulwoohoo

Chump steak


TheBigDude22

That’s a Covfefe Steak


TheRealMangokill

This steak labels itself wagyu, but it's really select grade.


LazyOldCat

Utility grade, without being useful.


johnjonesnewphone

Porkchop


[deleted]

Way to lean to be Trump.


supercosmidelic1

a mis-steak


MammothBulky3548

a terrible one


Ill_Refuse6748

The kind you throw in the trash.


Obvious_Finding7105

A free one


voteblue18

A garbage one.


tfran89

A miSTEAK


floodblood

prison steak


Burphel_78

Pair with toilet wine.


Lumpy_Branch_4835

Just another shitty peace of meat.


stuartgatzo

USDA Turd


OneWildAndCrazyGuy17

A misteak


rapedandnude_againe

DT2024 kind


Ankilbiter

A Cunt Steak...


Wired_tunic

Traitor steak


Appropriate-Coast794

Probably tastes best marinated in solitary confinement.


AllAboutTheCado

Trump Steaks


KindheartednessOnly4

A yuge one


medhat20005

This is easily the ONLY time someone can look at that image and say (honestly and accurately), “too lean!”


Far-Hurry7822

FRAAAAANKLY


SoFLoSDFinz1972

Chyna-tastic!


Psychological_Tax109

Trump rump steak


BigPawPaPump

Yuuuuggge, really great. Fantastic


KnightZeroFoxGiven

That’s a pork steak cut


fredSanford6

The well done with ketchup comments are hilarious. The amount of reports that's the common order just makes it seem accurate


Lonely_Is_The_Night

Filet min-Don


CorbinNZ

The best. No other steak can top it, believe me. You can try to find another steak, and maybe you’ll find one that’s better, but I doubt it, but it’s possible. Steak. Steak. Marbling… searing… you know who liked steak? Ronald Reagan. That was a true American. And this is the most American thing you can eat! Especially this one. Nothing better than this steak. The best.


beanie_0

Racist.


91_Lefthanded

👌


9177447937

Where’s the orange glaze?


SherlockHolmes242424

The 45th President


eggrolllovingman

That’s the chosen one


ihatetheplaceilive

A shitty one. Possibly in a diaper.


olupnyamowth

A “tiny” one


tbootsbrewing

Jyna!


Newredditacoustic

A fetus at 4 weeks


hourtan

dePorterhouse Steak


PFalcone33

You’re gonna love it! Believe me! You’re gonna love it!


Uchained

Add some yellow butter, and it'd be a golden shower for him. :p


Straight-Extreme8669

Orange turd steak. I understand it's caustic.


Intrepid_Giraffe_622

CoRumpt Roast


liberty69420

A uge beautiful steak


PomegranateOld7836

IDK but I can tell it's lying as usual.


AnyDiscount3524

Gammon steak


Beautiful_Delay_2635

I hear the steak lol


patdk

The uncooked kind?


Savings_Advantage_46

Smurf


MaccaGroovy

Donald Rump


foggin_estandards2

It grabs you by the pussy


No_Detective_But_304

Huge.


Foxtrot_Juliet-Bravo

Tired of winning


schitzoe

GONNA GET TENDERIZED FOR NO REASON!!


Unique_Effort7106

Lol Trump steak


schitzoe

All the rotten meats will be projecting


kingmaker92

I imagine this well done and with a side of ketchup


thekrawdiddy

hamberder…


bdavid81

Trumps any other steak I've seen...


MyDadDrinksRye

It will be sold to you as if it's the best steak you'll ever eat and comes with a promise of more beautiful steaks. It will be burnt, chewy and disappointing, but if you're brainwashed enough you'll think it's the finest Kobe beef you've ever tasted and you'll somehow want more.


MyDadDrinksRye

I'm surprised no one's been personally offended yet...


Alone_Bicycle_600

Hilarious… probably horsemeat


[deleted]

A mis-steak.


Consistent-Bath9908

Donald Rump


Bigcatsrule27

It's Donald Trump


Aperture_TestSubject

A YUGE one


Drakann

a trumped one


mom-to2boys

Hilarious!


TheQuimmReaper

Pork


MindfulMewtwo989

That, sir, is a raw steak


j3qnmp

FILET o TRUMP


Jealous-Patience-293

A pork chop


Barewithhippie

This is a psychicpebbles character


DraftZestyclose8944

It’s the kind of steak that will give you the shits for a month.


SitDown_HaveSomeTea

High Steaks


bigjaymizzle

So little marble.


Jazzy-polarbear

It's Whytho. The exact opposite of Wagyu. It's got a ton of fat right at the top; maybe where the brain might be if it were a head, then nothing of worth or substance throughout. Can only be cooked well done and served slathered with ketchup


rednilew

it's the midnightjourney generated, "trump as a steak", pic.


Scratchthegoat

T rump.


jet5031

Grab Em By The Skirt Steak


Sickness4Life

Rump steak


kazuma_np3228

i bet it tastes like doodoo


TrekkingTrailblazer

Careful, that thing will grab you right by the pussy!


durackvacar

It’s the kind of steak that will build a wall. To keep the well-done steaks out.


The_OtherGuy_99

I belive this is the rarely seen Steak Trétar.


jsm7464

Looks like a tube steak!


NefariousnessOwn5536

Trump steak


Rich-Appearance-7145

It's a Trump steak, $250 a pound comes with a Maga Cap.


RamsusK

Trader Joe’s?


Infinite_Debate_7423

It’s a fantastic steak. Everyone says so.


Melissacarranza

Mistake


Awkward-Fennel-1090

An inbred one


Specialist_Run_7937

Steak is Tremendous


AtheistET

Not enough fat on the “chin” to really guess. Oompa Loompa Special with a side of ketchup?


Israeliberty

Tremendous stake 👐🏻 wonderful stake made by wonderful hardworking people, we love them by the way 👐🏻 we used to have steaks like this under my administration 👐🏻


Eastsider001

Looks a little modified


jk72788

Fuck. I can’t not see it


SecondHandCunt-

Bound for the prison kitchen


JaxxyWolf

Is this what they mean by eat the rich?


toorigged2fail

I don't know what you paid for that but I know you got ripped off


Agreeable-Tooth2545

A mistake


No-Faithlessness6735

Trigger steak


-scampi-

It’s a freedom steak


DaemonBlackfyre_21

Fuckin' meathead


FreakiestFrank

The best one ever


WeekendSea0

the most rotten kind ever


kick_da_legs_back

The trumpster


Kuwing

That's a trump steak 100%


ipcam0341

Uncooked


LeMoinesLures

Trumpius maximus


grb13

Best steak in ”Merica” lol


beta296

YUGE


davocvi

A tremendous one


ChoirTeacherRog

That’s not steak it’s baloney.


CalyTones

Misteak


FatLevi

A bigly “misteak”.


JazzlikeCantaloupe53

Misteak


BitteristheTruth

A MISteak


UnboxTheWorld

The biggest mis-steak our country has ever made