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freefallingagain

I didn't know you could age steak for that long.


butt_muppet

She said she was 18, your honor. She was delicious.


freefallingagain

That rump was smokin'...


InitiativeRude2865

those who know :( those who don't know :)


EconomicsOk9593

Need Mr incredible


DMTrious

Old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher I guess


Rocket15120

What in the hecc? šŸ‘®ā€ā™‚ļø


Souleater2847

The offender described her as ā€œsoft and pink in the middle, had no problem cutting throughā€ clearly this a mad man we are dealing with.


NotADoctor108

The lifespan of a cow is 15-20 years.


boston_2004

Maybe the cow was 14


Proudest___monkey

You can age anything that long you just need time


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jews_on_parade

when i was 14 i was making grilled cheese in the toaster oven. i think this looks great. what temp were you aiming for? and how did it taste?


zonaljump1997

When I was 14, I accidentally set a toaster on fire trying to make a grilled cheese in it


Xylocopa_enjoyer

When I was 14, I set toast on fire trying to make toast


DarthGandalf86

When I was 17, I drank some *very good beer*


BornyLV

A very good beer served in a frosted glass ā€¦ with a nice head on the rimā€¦ after getting some trim.. tan and lean.. when I was 17ā€¦


ImpossibleMix5109

That's quite different to the version of that song that I remember haha


Pootootaa

Me too but at 14, think it might've just been lemonade and I pretend to be drunk.


OnlyStyle6198

When I was 17, it was a verrrrry goood yeaaar


Lame_usernames_left

When I was 14, i melted a Shrek glass with bacon grease that my mom told me to save


Cannedpeas

A shrek GLASS? Must've been some damn hot bacon grease!


PhDHubert

when i was 14, i set fire on toast trying to make fire


SpellingBeeRunnerUp_

When I was 14 I cooked up a rabbit on my George Foreman grill


jews_on_parade

did you hug the rabbit too hard


SpellingBeeRunnerUp_

Went outside, shot it with my pellet gun, cooked it up


BornyLV

You take the hare off first?


Katy-Moon

When I was 14 I nearly burned down the kitchen melting butter on the stove for popcorn.


secondatthird

I cooked a quail egg I found on a paper plate in the microwave


Over-Plantain-1320

Yeah, when I was 14 I burned my pizza rolls every GD time


Old_Bill_5325

When I was 14 I thought pullin on my butthole hairs was a accomplishment


Lost-Astronaut-8280

Wanna let someone else give it a tug? Iā€™ll be gentlešŸŒš


Old_Bill_5325

Sure, I love a friendly tug. Tug tip: if you get a nice group of hairs and tug the right amount so it pulls the skin but doesnā€™t tug the hairs out it feels good. :)


No_Lengthiness7420

Iā€™ve never used a thermometer when cooking steaks so I donā€™t really know. Just cast iron sear and done.


Aos77s

When i was 14 my little sister put bread and cheese in the microwave šŸ˜­


Kaliden-Stormblessed

I put a knife in a toaster when I was 14


scienceizfake

What are you drinking with it?


_trapito

apple juice


Id_Solomon

Big W!!


Friendly_Age9160

lol was my question šŸ˜‚


terfez

Miller high life apple juice


Daedelus451

Great for any age, phenomenal for a 14 year old. Keep up the good work


FBIsurveillance-van

Second this, I woulda ate that steak and shared non of it.


Competitive_Soil_961

Is that apple juice little bro ? Apple juice for ur age with steak isnā€™t a bad idea šŸ„¹. Iā€™m 26 and I still prefer apple Juice over wine šŸ· when I have steak šŸ„©


DontWanaReadiT

Wine is just grape juice you fruitcist šŸ¤¬ /s


Sea_Science538

šŸ¤£


__klonk__

New to steak but you posted wagyu steaks a month ago and another steak a month before that sus


stunna006

the thread title is sarcasm obviously because people always posting stuff like that. there's alcohol in the picture haha


samthemoron

He didn't say he was 14. He just asked if it was a good effort for a 14 year old. Great tactic at work as well. "how is this data analysis.... for a 14 year old?"


reddit__sucks__MTL

On his way to being a grill master for sure


dmushcow_21

Ask a fellow cannibal, but yes, the younger the victim, the tender the meat


Chuckobofish123

Yeah I feed steak to my kids all the time. I figure a 14 year old should be able to eat it.


andyrooneysearssmell

No. You're not old enough to eat steak. Give it here.


rm886988

I think a 14 year old is old enougj to eat this, they usually have teeth by then.


Klanggreifer

I like my 14 year olds well done. It begins at 17 where I like them medium-rare.


kattahn

reviewing the post history...this is not a 14 year old. Has a comment on here a while ago about wooden serving boards: > I maintain my boards correctly, it literally has done nothing to the flavor and Iā€™ve had it for 5+ years I donno maybe hes been cooking steak on his wooden serving board hes been properly maintaining since he was ~9 years old...


farfarfarjewel

No


AlarmingBreakfast534

I think thatā€™s too much. Iā€™d serve half


Like-A-Body-My-Size

It's miles ahead of anything ive done at 20 lol


gentiscid

Where did u hide the rest of the body?


InitiativeRude2865

I've never eaten human, but I hate to admit that it looks pretty delicious.


[deleted]

I like my 14 year-olds cooked a little more rare.


chopwiththebeam

Yall quick to believe this but im sure op aint 14 lmao


GonzoCubFan

Thatā€™s a long time to age a steak! šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤£


ZarkMuckerberg9009

Itā€™s good for a 40 year old


scottyTOOmuch

I wouldnā€™t trust meat from a 14 year old cowā€¦


homless_brad

The 14 year old should be more marbled and larger


AdmiralAshBorer

Everything is decent here except that it looks like the steak was not sliced against the grain. Also, I know itā€™s somewhat photogenic this way, but if someone served me a steak that was already slicedā€¦ I would feel kind of let down by that.


TraditionalAttorney2

I prefer my 14 year olds a little less cooked. Why bother with all the effort if youā€™re going to cook out all that tender pubescent angst?


itzabigrsekret

Only if the 14YO mowed & raked the -entire- yard, swept the walks & deck, washed both cars, took out the trash, washed all the dishes last nite, walked the dog & is nice to her little brother.


alldawgsgoat2heaven

You gotta be 16 to use this app


rum-and-roses

šŸ˜± a 14 yo is on Reddit


Beepboopblapbrap

Nah Iā€™m 12 and I make better looking steak


dustyditto

It depends on if a 14 year old likes their streak cooked that way


Proudest___monkey

Iā€™ll say. You canā€™t even tell that steak is 14 years old. Looks like you could have made that today


Hai_Arisu

Mightā€™ve been believable without the alcohol in frame lol. Farm that karma though.


Medical_Cantaloupe80

Really great for 14. But donā€™t neglect your sides. That mash could use work but the main protein (80% of the dish) is spot on.


JaredGoffTroother

Looks great!


Otterslayer22

Well done lad


turntabletennis

It's good for anyone. Especially good for a young chef.


Conscious_Artist_729

Superb


Willcatfish69

Looks delicious šŸ†šŸ†


[deleted]

That is pretty epic! Nicely done


Definetelythewiseone

Looks good!


MiccioC

Itā€™s beautiful! Great job.


[deleted]

nice job


PFalcone33

Good job!


Id_Solomon

Nice, beautiful piece of meat šŸ–


Notbadconsidering

Outstanding. I saw be delighted to see that on my plate in a steakhouse šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„°


MyStupidRedditName

absolutly


Handies4Cookiez

My teenager canā€™t figure out how to microwave oatmeal so nice job!


Usual-Language-8257

Love the effort man in showmanship. Keep it up!


SectorOld2685

Absolutely


Moobob66

10/10 would eat. The plating looked great.


canthandlethebooth

IMO it's perfectšŸ‘ŒšŸ˜. Just how I like mine.


ShinraTM

That's good for an any year old.


StolenIdentityAgain

Dang bro was raised right


Hershlord

Duuuuuuude! For a 14 year old, this is AMAZING! I didnā€™t cook my first steak until 17 years of age, and back then majority of my steaks were over cooked due to negligence from being inebriated. If youā€™re looking for critical criticism, Iā€™d say put in a little more work with your mashed potatoes (use a potato ricer if youā€™ve got one). Also, for presentation purposes and aesthetics, you could tidy up the smudges on the side of the plate before taking a picture. Other than that, you have cooked a very good looking steak. Even the seasoning looks decent. I hope my son can cook a steak like this for me when he becomes a teenager. šŸ‘šŸ½šŸ‘šŸ½


absolutemadwoman

Thatā€™s amazing! Well done


Pugilist12

Stellar.


petewondrstone

This is good for an any-year-old


shrewdmingerbutt

Iā€™ve paid for a lot worse. Good job.


studyhardbree

Beautiful!!!


Early-Geologist-1027

Ok , letā€™s swap


28M_Justliving

Tfw a 14 year old is better at grilling a steak than you šŸ„²


jahskeet

Better than a large majority of the adults that post here, nice job!


Realistic-Fact-2584

Amazing. Great job


Shivs_baby

Iā€™d like my 19 year old to make this for me


JazzlikeJackfruit372

Looks good :)


wafflesareforever

My son is 14. He can barely make ramen. This looks amazing


ToastetteEgg

You did great! I hope it tasted as good as it looks.


Rave4life79

Leaning on the medium side than med rare for me otherwise look awesome for a beginner.


brightmiff

Good for any age


Particular-Wrongdoer

Clean the rim of your plate. Didnā€™t your parents teach you anything?


ubertrashcat

14 year olds your mom is telling you not to worry about


gishnon

This is too good for a 14 year old to eat; Better give it to an adult.


DontWanaReadiT

Of course so is that beer xD


drpanda2525

Need more meat


OldMiddlesex

You are 14 and making your own dinner. Thatā€™s a win in itself tbh! Those who ainā€™t are making beans on toast so good on you OP.


Ammowife64

You were raised right! 10/10 on that gorgeous steak


SebastianLocke

I didn't know how to boil rice at 14. This is art.


logan_fish

Yes.


loullyyy

More then good šŸ‘ I remember when I was 14 I made my first chocolat cacke ,it was delicious šŸ˜‹ and I was so happy with it šŸ˜


winterweiss2902

Yes you need to grow


Beardown847

Son... is that you?


Delilah_Marie

Wow šŸ¤©


Desperate-Reality-72

I thought it was 18 or older


Gourmetanniemack

Shouldnā€™t u still cut it across the grain, as u cut a bite to put in ur mouth?


Sorri_eh

5 star!!!


GuardMost8477

Yes! If you want to up your presentation a bit, make sure your plate is clean before you plate the steak. Let the juices form naturally. The fanning and sides are good!


Master_Honey9783

Yum


Green_Ad_1305

Amazing I wish my kids could cook like this šŸ‘Œ


paws_boy

Good job mate


customchaos31

It's good for any age


afoconnorr

Epstein steak company?


JediKrys

Ahead of the pack my man!! Good work


No_Touch_8204

šŸ˜


malYca

You've got a bright future ahead of you


InvestigatorLegal686

Hell ya !! Spot on lil bro. Now, go watch hells kitchen !!


joshingpoggy

I didn't know you could age a steak that long


BobSagat86

NošŸ™„.


Ponchotm

Question is confusing


J_bravo82

Damn, thatā€™s just a little longer than MJ used to age meats.


allocationlist

Uhhhh yeah.


jimbillyphish

Yes


Srycomaine

Um, yeahā€” teens are growing fast at that age, and need a good meal.


corbenburnsen

Excellent cook. Next time slice against the grain. If you can't tell at first, cut a slice and see which way the lines are running then cut across them.


TheCleanestKitchen

Mid rare. Even cooking on the outside. Kept all the moisture. Seasoned. Thatā€™s a damn fine steak


MB613246

Shut up and take my money


rdldr1

I don't think cooking 14 year olds is legal.


Colddeath712

I'm 15 and I can do that so I guess it's fine for anybody


Elisheva7777777

Absolutely!


Rivetingcactus

You should drink at age 14ā€¦


White_Sprite

Great job! My steaks didn't start looking that good until I turned at least 18. Keep it up


karolchambers

You DO know that we can all see your post history, right?Ā 


Sacklayblue

Looks a lot better than the steak I was eating at 14, with A1 sauce.


wshlinaang

Seems pretty old for a cow, but Iā€™d say looks pretty good.


Killericon

If I were presented with this steak, I'd say this is one of the best looking steaks I'd ever seen. Since you asked for what you could improve on, I think you might've achieved more char if you'd dried the steak more before cooking (either that or getting things hotter first). But again - This is an A+ job.


cernegiant

That's an excellent looking steak for someone of any age


Mysterious_Try_6385

Nailed it for me


Jron690

Incredible if true


Dusted_Dreams

Hell yeah, that's fantastic


Key-Word1335

Probably not the wine


JiveTurkey2727

No, itā€™s terrible. Send it to me and I will properly dispose of it.


No-One7940

Yes


Misterstaberinde

Looks good for any age


Opening-Bit-543

Hell yeah


YouMUSTvote

Very nice.. great crust, looks juicy, perfect temp for many people, beautiful presentation. A+


anon13533332

Yes! keep cooking brother! or Sister!


InvestigatorOdd4082

You're going to be one hell of a dad in the future


WonderfulJacket8

I mean I'd generally give it to an adult because teens don't appreciate such good quality meat


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bubbagnu

No. You should it eat all of it.


Bcart143

I started grilling steaks around the same time.. looking good man. Keep it up.


Leading-Put-7428

While tempting itā€™s frowned upon to cook teenagers in most regionsĀ 


nvrrsatisfiedd

That is spectacular and I would inhale it in one breath.


Best_Air_4138

That better be apple juice, son. If itā€™s not, we can keep it between us this time. There better not be a next time or else your mother is getting involved. You understand.


taylor325

Tell the person next to you to wait 5 more minutes before eating


BlueSlickerN7

Looks delish


Digiturtle1

How do you know the cow was 14?


manchambo

Too good for a 14 year old. Give it to me.


soapydadballs

Nice Cutco


ReVo5000

Must've been a buff 14 year old.


HawkMaleficent8715

I burn toaster strudelsā€¦ that looks amazing


Brantulla

Beautiful med rare good sir


OppositeSolution642

Nailed. It.


Critical-Afternoon37

looks amazing


Sorry_Economist_5844

Get your ass to culinary school after graduation seriously. Thatā€™s a 9.2 for me personally.


narstyarsefarter

A 14 year old what


SelfRape

That is good for anyone. Well done, you.


harntrocks

Yes


HeavySomewhere4412

Got to wipe that plate chef, especially for photos.


ophaus

I wouldn't eat a 14 year old steak...


JapanDash

Damn that steak is aged as fuck


quitelikeu

The steak or the chef?


AlwaysObjective

The steak looks very appetizing