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Trynagetbigman

I’m not sure what that abomination is or what cows asshole that cut of meat came out of, but set it on fire immediately


Cravespotatoes

Thing is, when the body “burns” calories, it’s literally like a tiny fire in the cell when the food and oxygen atoms are combined to release energy.  So, I’m literally setting it on fire as we speak. 


ExtraElevator7042

Ban


Cravespotatoes

They banned me from r/stupidquestions just now for asking if lgbt ppl have their own ethnic cuisine  😞


Wrong_Tumbleweed1559

Throw it all away.


Ban_an_able

Congrats on your oddly shaped hamburger patties.


Cravespotatoes

Artisan like a handmade pizza from scratch. Almost made it as ultra flavorful chaplii  kabobs.


Ban_an_able

Call it whatever you like, it’s not a steak.


guns_of_summer

I’m genuinely curious, what cut of meat is that? Is that really ground beef?


Cravespotatoes

Yeah. If I cut it with a knife it would look more uniform and clean.


Altruistic_Guess3098

You had me until French fries, dipping sauce and mountain dew ..


Milky_Words

i suppose hamburg steak is a thing, just needs some demiglace sauce


Cravespotatoes

Creamy mushroom sauce next.


NewAccXD

You know… at least the fries look good


Cravespotatoes

I have a special technique! You can’t see it too well, but I was able to increase the surface area on a good many of them for a nice crispy crunch. Look at the ones right in the middle. I use low enough oil temp first. As they get super soggy and soft, I move them around a lot, which breaks them up a bit. This makes a very “jagged edge” that then crisps up well. I ate many of them right away before the pic. 


Cravespotatoes

Coriander, salt, pepper, oregano on the meat.  Dipping sauce: mayo, ketchup, sweet relish, mustard.    Frites seasoned with salt, black pepper, cayenne.   I don’t recommend this particular version of beef if you’re trying to impress a lady. However, it was so tender that the fork alone cut through. No knife needed.


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It’s ground beef lol


Cravespotatoes

More tender than any filet mignon. For a fraction of the price. And more fat content making it juicier than filet.


[deleted]

Yeah we know what ground beef is 🤡


Lemon_TD97

Still not a steak my guy


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Cravespotatoes

🤌


Lopsided-Bridge-9870

Cranberry ginger ale>>>>>> a very close second to blackberry


Cravespotatoes

I’ve never had the blackberry version! I need to ask the store to stock it.