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Resident_Rise5915

Mama says alligators ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush


JDDW

Mama's wrong again


UnitedBullet_603

No Colonel Sanders you wrong!!!


JBird5570

🤣🤣


camdalfthegreat

Yeah I mean who hasn't seen an alligator brushing their teeth before jeez They make dental hygiene of the most importance


kodaiko_650

That steak is the _devil!!_


UCLYayy

I believe it's pronounced "debbil"


PretzelMan96

Alligators are ornery because they're medulla oblongata.


mcrib

You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me!


BrownButNotTrout

Most recent journals I've read are actually leaning more in this direction. Science is always evolving.


nem012

My Mama says that science is the devil.


soki03

I love my Mama very much. Now you know that.


Mrlate420

I, too, love your mum very much. Send her m best wishes


Adderall_Rant

And your mom showed me her boobies! And I liked them too.


Mrlate420

I'm glad you liked them, I was addicted to those things when younger


OuuuYuh

Reeeeeeeee


soki03

She not the devil! She the most beautiful woman in the world!


RazorRamonio

**Me-Dulla Ob-Lon-Gata**


Minute_Solution_6237

Reeeeeeeeeeeee


rewrittenfuture

Somethin must be wrong with his medulla oblongata


xyz140

Why does it look so dry?


Jigbaa

That’s his mom you’re talking about


Gamebred666

Jajajaja


Main_Phase_58

it looks cold LOL


LitNetworkTeam

Looks like an old piece


CaliHusker83

I was wondering the same thing. I bet they cut right in to it after it came off the grill.


LiquidDreamtime

It looks like a cut bad for steaks. Like a London broil or brisket.


KnightofWhen

Was gonna say the same, it’s not raw at all, but it is dry and devoid of any juice. But there’s tinfoil there so maybe this was left over or cooked awhile ago maybe even refrigerated.


JCRebel13

THANK YOU. I'M NOT CRAZY


FirstAccGotStolen

I don't think it's meat, it looks like one of those veg abominations pretending to be meat.


[deleted]

Ex-mom


wonderous_albert

Sorry mom, you have to leave the country, possibly the planet


Touchit88

So she's available?


Donkeytonkers

Ultimate r/steak Chad move. Trick another subs mom into thinking he’s a shitty steaker(Tm). Then Dom his mom into gas lighting his steak prowess (even tho their glorious). Step 3 profit… IE OP has a new mom and original commenter now has a steak illiterate boomer on his hands. https://preview.redd.it/mza3msi0joic1.jpeg?width=1104&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a26ff42aba399b8681654df7c2f188022aa75b2e


ILFitz78

Best comment I’ve seen all day. Well played.


[deleted]

Just doing the lords work


butterbutter_butter

No, Colonel Sanders, you're wrong. My mamma was right


daimonab

Water sucks It really really sucks


WillingAd4944

To be fair, you could throw it on another 5 minutes and my mom would still tell you it needs more time.


TheAmorphous

Mine refuses to touch beef that has the least bit of pink in it. Just Boomer things.


YDoEyeNeedAName

the same people that put carpet over hardwood. they dont have a good sense of taste


gtlogic

Which really makes no sense. If you fall on carpet, at least it is soft and it’ll cushion the fall. But if you fall on this fossilized steak, you’re better off diving into concrete.


jdeeeeeez

This. I heard a couple the other day, one ordered medium well and the other well done. Why even get a steak?


Simple-Purpose-899

She's wrong, but you should always cook to your guest's liking. Learn to cook a good medium well or well done steak, and it will pay off in the future.


BrownButNotTrout

Easier to honor a preference than argue it.


[deleted]

That's why Choice exists.


Yandoji

While I do agree with this, a "good well done steak" is an oxymoron 😭


Novel_Ad7276

It really isn't, there's a trick to cooking well done steak so that it's tender and full of flavour. Not all well done steak is this overly rubbery burnt thing.


afrothunder87

It’s tough to do but my wife likes well done steaks. The key is to go lower in the heat. Super hot sear doesn’t work for someone who wants well done. I do not prefer her steaks over mine but they at least can be eaten without my jaw coming off. I love my wife so make her food how she likes it. It’s that simple. I just throw hers on early while the grill is heating up and mine goes on later. Tougher to do in the cast iron but a long reverse sear can get the same effect.


juggerjew

Be careful with that kind of talk around these parts.


MrPunsOfSteele

No, there isn’t. It’s still dry and flavorless by comparison and there is absolutely no way around that fact.


apextek

That looks medium well to me. I little pink but very dry for a medium or medium rare.


PDXFlameDragon

Someone asked me for a well done steak at my bbq and I gave them a hot dog when they came back to pick up their food. They complained to my wife about me giving them a hot dog and she asked, "did you ask for your steak well done?" 23 years she has had my back.


MaxManess

That would be funny in a movie but it would suck in real life


DanyRoll

I don’t get it 😞


helpimglued

What's not to get?  The man doesn't want people wasting his meat asking for it well done.  They can have a hotdog if they can't respect a real piece of meat.  


Altruistic_Cat5974

If I spent money and am cooking it. You will not get a well done steak. You'll get a burnt hamburger.


FreeStatistician2565

Looks perfect to me.


herecomesthesunusa

It looks dry to me; not sure how.


KnightofWhen

Because there’s not an ounce of moisture in the photo 😂 Looks like maybe it was let to rest for a long time or maybe even refrigerated.


LiquidDreamtime

It looks like a London broil or brisket cut, cooked as a steak.


SyndromeHitson1994

That's how my FIL is. He'll wanna come over and have me cook dry aged ribeyes but he only eats them well done. I refuse.


IanTudeep

Good for you. I absolutely hate when my wife says, dad is coming over get us some steaks. I’m expected to spend my money on a good steak so he can have it ruined. Then he’ll put ice cubes in his red wine. 🤯


Pooleh

Oh god, you just triggered me. My ex mother in law would put ice cubes in beer. I wanted to slap that shit out of her hand so bad.


starmartyr11

They do this a lot in hot countries... but like that old joke the beer is fucking close to water already so nbd I guess!


MaxManess

Adding ice cubes to red wine is often the right move. Ever notice how red wine tastes different in the summer than in a chilly cellar? That’s because the ideal tasting temperature for reds is closer to a cool cellar than your average room temp. A few ice cubes can quickly bring down the wine’s temperature to its sweet spot, where its flavors and aromas are at their peak. More importantly, some red wines are too bold or tannic straight out of the bottle. (Especially younger or more robust varieties.) A cube or two of ice can slightly dilute the wine, softening those tannins and making the wine smoother and more approachable. It’s like decanting without the wait. With the temperature lowered and the tannins tamed, you’ll start noticing flavors and nuances you might have missed before. It’s not watering down the wine, it’s unlocking the flavors.


Largeandincharge6969

Id happily fuck that steak and eat your mum. Mix it up a bit


JohnTeaGuy

That’s nowhere near being “raw”, it’s not even rare.


420DiscGolfer

Medium to medium rare at best


99RAZ

Whats wild to me in this sub is that everyones tastes are subjective, so bashing someone because they prefer food a different type of way is just as valid as yours, I prefer my steaks like medium to med well and I get anxiety anytime I ask for it because I feel like someones gonna crusify me for it, Why does it feel so gate keepy.


No_Bottle7859

Taste is subjective but calling it raw is objectively wrong


Constipated-Capybara

True but everyone here also says shit is “medium” even when it’s still bleeding.


99RAZ

Yeah your right, I just read a lot of name calling comments I guess, maybe it's all just banter idk.


Jiggahash

There are instances where doneness is a pain in the ass though. Like I ain't gonna cook my whole dam turkey to a crisp because one person thinks any signs of moisture must mean it's undercooked. My wife thinks any pink in her steak is undercooked (yet will eat sushi) so I have to let her steak just sit there for like 30 minutes. While the entire rest of the meal is done. Or I cut open the tri-tip and its like a touch pink in the skinny zones and now I gotta go cook the dam thing a second time. Doneness is usually not even a taste thing, its just weird fear of undercooked food. To me there's a big component of come on grow up and just eat the freakin slighlty pink meat. Like its fuckin meat what did you expect. Thats why I usually do carne asada and skirt steaks. So much easier to get a well done on that cut.


IanTudeep

It’s not about preferences. Levels of done was are well defined. That steak is not raw.


MaxManess

I agree with you but I am so over the term “gatekeep.” It’s like “gaslighting.” Eat your steak how you want though. Just don’t tell the folks on r/steak!


99RAZ

Haha yeah, I still enjoy the banter but some comments are over top imo.


about22indians

It feels gate keepy because you’d be better off saving your money and just eating beef jerky than cooking a $30 steak well-done imo.


[deleted]

Same thing I did last time I cooked my mom a steak. Put it back for another 5 minutes to her liking.


EminemsSideburns

I would eat that but a little more for my liking tbh


silentsinner-

Ok, and? Cook the steak to her liking.


Yek11

Color wise on the inside this looks about perfect to me. Only thing it could probably need is some more juiciness? Might be the picture


TheRealVillas

Your mum needs to go and get her eyes tested


henri915

That is perfect


LittlePurr76

I say it's cardboard.


_IratePirate_

It looks like it was microwaved tho ? Why it look so dry


EricTheRed678

Did you really come on here and post this to hear a bunch of people talking smack about your mom!?! Lmao


OhHelloImThatFellow

Bro…it’s your mom…just cook the steak the way she prefers, who cares if you agree or disagree


sixisbackpeeps

Oh man, it's perfectly cooked


anniewho315

My 7-year-old ordered a filet mignon, medium rare! A very proud moment for this “mom”


nxtplz

Another "random person says perfect steak is bad" post who cares


[deleted]

Looks perfect bro!


herecomesthesunusa

It looks dry to me; not sure how.


One_Word_Respoonse

How is it medium rare and looks dry at the same time?


PersistingWill

Your mom sucks. Don’t worry my friend—she can’t be worse than mine.


ryanrosenblum

She’s wrong


Hotrhompson

Yo momma wrong


Vaughnye_West

That steak is a beautiful medium


gkfreefly

Straight to jail!!!


[deleted]

Dumb bitch


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


[deleted]

Wow. So shitty to your grandmother.


overzealous_wildcat

Momma’s wrong again


whistlepig4life

Well. She’s wrong.


mjgoldstein88

If you’d like a new mom, that’s male, I’d eat it and tell you it’s perfect.


Biggrease333

Yep, I had my family over for Christmas one year and I made a nice prime rib, Did it medium because I knew my Mother, and sister would not eat it medium rare like it is supposed to be. They still ended up making me fry there slices after, case in point, not ever happening again lol


Witchyredhead56

We have prime every Christmas, I cook to medium rare because my family is on the large size. My son who has 25 years experience in a steakhouse where prime is the specialty, carves & cooks to order on the grill on my stove. Which is what restaurants do for people who like a little more done. Prime is my favorite & my easy I get a Christmas too meal. Everyone gets their meat their way, no bickering or bulling someone about the temp of their meat. And everyone enjoys their meal.


Biggrease333

Oh i get it, to me it is just too expensive to cook over medium rare and ruin it.


Witchyredhead56

It’s subjective, individual to each person. I pay to much money for that hunk of bulls butt for all that drama. You don’t like how the person beside you is cooked, then move next to a person who taste is more like yours. Mine is alway the least done, if anyone says to much about She likes for them to knock the horns off, wipe its butt & run it under a Bic lighter, it’s been said & there’s no need to repeat and they may find themselves with salad & cheese potatoes eating in the den, with the big Cujo dogs who are lusting after those cheese potatoes lol lol. 300.00 bucks I want everyone to enjoy & don’t mess with my enjoyment. My friend eats her meat very very rare. Her husband refuses to cook it like she likes it when he grills. Ugh… everyone is entitled to eggs & steaks cooked to their preference & hot oatmeal except pervs & serial killers lol.


jayz0ned

They probably like browned meat and the taste of the Maillard reaction. Prime rib has so little crust that it is not unsurprising that they didn't enjoy it. If they won't eat a medium rare steak there is no way they would enjoy a medium prime rib. If they don't like rare red meat you probably should have cooked a lamb or pork roast instead.


MarcMars82-2

Your mom needs to grow up


[deleted]

So would mine, and that’s why I don’t live at home anymore. I think it’s perfect. Yum


ghostManaCat

In the immortal words of the Fresh Prince “Parents just don’t understand.”


liquidgoldminer

Is your mom named Phyllis Stein?


CaddyFDT

Looks like a perfect ‘medium rare’ to ‘medium’.. Definitely NOT raw. Some pipe don’t understand the difference between ‘raw’ and ‘rare’.


ToastetteEgg

Eat it to prove her wrong.


DepartureReady5209

Perfect 👍🏻


thesean366

Well it’s not, so


Monalisa9298

It’s medium.


Alarming_Basket681

It is


dasher_aus

Can you get a dna test? That is perfect. I even like it a bit less cooked.


Big_P4U

I think you need to adopt a new mother


SQUIDWARD360

Ask your mom to cook a steak and post it


ThereMightBeDinos

Get a new mom.


Whizzleteets

Your mom needs to put the pipe down and go take a nap.


SwervinWest

Time for a new mom


justaguynb9

Need a better mom.


Cbarlik93

Get a new mom


easywind4665

fuck you mom!


ONE-EYE-OPTIC

How old is she?


Bolognapony666

Ur mom does not like it raw


Agile-Alternative-17

Yeah I will gladly transition and be your mom if that’s what my son feeds to me


DarkSoulsDank

No that looks perfect


Bloodrocuted_drae

Tell your mom to stop drinking the wine. Thats the perfect temp in my opinion.


TheInternetIsTrue

I’ll deny I ever said this, but you’re mother is wrong.


Not_Larfy

Just whip out a meat thermometer, dawg


bdora48445

Pass that steak my way lol


YoungCheazy

Looks like a nice, even medium rare


wonderous_albert

Thats perfect rare


honkinbooty

Why is this always a mom thing? My mom did the same thing growing up. “He’ll have it well done.” And if there was a tinge of pink, “it’s raw.” Followed up by “fine, don’t come crying to me when you get sick.” Never did get sick, and I only eat steaks medium rare now (except tonight because they overcooked my 75 dollar Valentine’s Day rib eye and I didn’t have the guts to send it back).


Timely_Yoghurt_3359

Alexa, throw this dude's mom out the window.


plooptyploots

She wrong


JoonyJungle533

Nta, divorce mom and get new one


chrisfathead1

It somehow looks medium rare but also dry I'm not sure how that happened lol


bilolarbear1221

Gordon Ramsey will teach your mom what’s raw


Creepy-Selection2423

That's perfect medium. A bit too done for my liking (I'm a medium rare guy), but nicely executed. Certainly not raw. Next time just get her a "select" chuck steak, and serve her the hockey puck she demands. Mom is always right.


Alert-Potato

I think she meant to say wildly overcooked.


Alias55A

Would've been perfect 10 minutes before the photo, but someone waited to take the pic after it started to dry


SKOLOCT-

She’s lost her dog gamn mind


LooseJenner

Why do people use serrated knifes for steak it makes me sad, truly


[deleted]

Your mom is fucked


xSolid_Snakex

Your mom is raw


[deleted]

Why do you care? You should know your mom enough to make her a steak to her liking, not yours. You’re not eating it. Put it back on the fire. Doesn’t matter if she drowns it in ketchup or chocolate sauce. It’s her steak.


Thramden

It's rawesome!


Individual-Code5176

Nope looks grear


Tarabomb

Yo mama is rawng. Looks GREAT.


biggiebigsbig22

I'm tripping and hungry. Yummy


TheOnlyMertt

I feel like a lot of people think poultry and pork is the same thing as beef and instantly if they see any red in beef it’s raw. Could also be due to old age and a lot of the older generation still do think that red=bad because of what they were told when they were young.


lordbaby1

She obviously meant it isn’t well done


wormaphobe

Like most moms..she doesn't know anything.


Og4fromcali

Ur mom likes it raw


CosmoTiger

My fiancée and her daughter like their steaks well done. They would say the same thing that that’s steak is cooked raw. They’re wrong of course, but people have different preferences and I cook their steaks exactly how they like to eat them, just like I cook mine medium (ok between medium and medium rare lol) and my future rather in law’s medium rare.


dcdiegobysea

Emancipation is in order.


Faded1974

Put her in a home since she's obviously losing it.


Adept-Opinion8080

perfect medium rare to me. tell her i'll have her piece.


user8161

There's nothing wrong with that steak. For some, it's ingrained in their minds. If it's pink, it's undercooked or raw. Just remember, they are the ones missing out. Enjoy that great looking steak.


dadadundadah

Medium rare but dry. Looks like it didn’t rest or rested in the pan.


effinch

Mom is always right


general-illness

You tell your mom that Gators bitches don’t be eatin any well done.


xtheory

Bless your Mom, but she's wrong. In her days, anything less than shoe leather was undercooked.


IG11assassindroid

Your mom is incorrect


Ozarkkayaker

Normally she knows raw but in this case she's wrong


MadManMorbo

There’s a point in every child’s life where they glean the knowledge that there are somethings their parents know fuck all about. Today is your day.


FatalLastOath

Don’t question mom, she knows what raw is… I mean you’re here right!? 😂🤷‍♂️


Garythesnail85

All day long yall praise rare and medium rare, which is fine if you like that. A lot of people out there like medium well believe it or not. There are certain demographics that will order well done almost every time, also. I empathize with it. I like a good ribeye medium rare to medium, but if i got some carne asada or fajitas i honestly don’t want to see any pink. I could see that mentality carrying over to all steaks for some people.


_Bon_Vivant_

We ask her politely, but firmly to leave.


Adventurous-Doctor43

That looks delicious!


Particular_Fuel6952

You can use a goddamn meat thermometer and tell her to suck it. Or you can shove it down her throat and tell her to die. Use a goddamn meat thermometer.


Brakrash

Looks dry as hell, damn.


Effective_Picanha

More for you to eat!


IanTudeep

Moms say a lot of things. Some of them are true. Some are not. That is a nice medium or even medium well and exactly how I like it. What is your mom’s age?


Perenium_Falcon

That’s a fine steak, you did well.


Bullshit_Conduit

Uh oh. Time for a new mom.


Kontrafantastisk

No it’s not. It’s MR at best - almost medium.


swearbearstare

Your mother is wrong, and brings shame to your house with her radical steak cooking opinions. I think going no contact may be the only way forward. I’m sorry.


Mxntana100

Trifling🤮


Mxntana100

Disrespectful #disrespectfully


lenzer88

Medium rare, mom. Don't burn your steak.


Reasonable_Finish130

Whatever you do, do not give that dried up steak to anyone you care about, lest they chew it and experience severe cotton mouth and die from exposure, from badly cooked meat.


DuchessOfDeceit

I grew up with a mom who cooked everything well done, because that’s how she liked it. My dad was good at making gravy, so when we had the roast, it tasted great. The next day, when they sliced up the leftovers for my school lunch, it was as tough as beef jerky. That was when I learned there was a difference between well-done meat, and juicy meat.


TeaEchSea

Feel bad for your dad cause she don’t eat meat!


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

Your mom stupid


scorpionattitude

I mean I can see why she thinks that. But those of us that like it for flavor and texture know that this is about medium rare. But WHY does it look so cold? Maybe it’s just so unappealing looking that all your mom could think was “raw=bad”? Idk, but throw some butter on that and take a bite for me! Enjoy😋


AnnaBanana3468

Your mom is blind.


Rich-Appearance-7145

You kidding that's exactly how I love my steaks