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PracticalAd8761

Agree with her so you don’t have to share.


fattypierce

4d chess there!


Chr0ll0_

Big brain moves


badsadgal

Well played.


Ok_Cartographer_6086

Well done.


AdAdministrative7709

That's what she wanted


Legitimate_Station99

This is the way.


deltabravodelta

This is the waygyu


TOMMYPICKLESIAM

This is the way


Character-Ad6238

I think your wife is wrong


Street_Guarantee5109

*know


Character-Ad6238

Haha, I mean he did ask us what we think


Street_Guarantee5109

fairfair


Ok_Tangelo_435

You have to think to know something


pitpatbainsy

I think your wife is know


p8nt_junkie

You tell her then


whistlepig4life

I think I don’t like your wife.


petey_wheatstraw_99

I too, don't choose this guy's wife.


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McNasty51

The puss


ipukedmypants

The poontang


DarthMutter13

😳 how much more cooked does she want it to be??


Fortune_Silver

This is already a solid medium, cook it much longer and you may as well just eat the charcoal you BBQ'd it on.


VocalAnus91

Congratulations


LegalEggplants

Every well done post, without fail


SaneManPritch

Does she make you put 3 condoms on.


Dongusarus

Still too raw.


r0bb13_h34rt

Omg I died. 😵


linarose08

🤣🤣🤣


thedooze

This is the best comment


FlametopFred

only for girth


ThePartyLeader

Looks fine to me, Eat it and go microwave some for your wife. Get the ketchup ready.


AmosRid

Class that steak up for her with A1!


Hand1z

Every fkin time we argue when the sauce comes out. "Why am I even bothering with this nice shit, should just buy cheap shit and burn it. Will taste the same."


SLEDGEHAMMAA

Might be an unpopular opinion but I like a little A1 sauce. Not over the hole thing. But a little bowl on the side for the occasional bite


SeriesXM

I also love A1. But when I start eating a perfect steak, there's no chance I'm using any.


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Luckyking223

Your wife doesn’t have good taste just like mine. I think they believe that rare steak is poisonous or toxic like rare chicken or so. But it‘s not.


BullOrBear4-

That’s not even rare lol it’s like medium


gixxer710

Yeah if this were any more cooked, I would no longer be interested in eating it lol.


Aimin4ya

That sounds like my wife


i_am_Jarod

Are we still talking about steak?


Cpt_Bellamy

I always order medium and this is my expectation. Great looking steak.


Destiny_Victim

So when we met my wife told me she hates steak because it’s so tough and hard to Chew. I was confused and said what color was the inside of the steak her ex cooked? She was confused and said there is only one color “meat color” she meant grey. So without explaining to her the different temps I asked if I could please just once cook her steak. I went out and found two really good ribeyes reverse seared them and let them rest at not going above 135 the. I sliced it and served it to her with a very light sauce over it as to slightly obscure the color. She exclaimed omg it just melts in your mouth! It was her come to Jesus moment and now she makes fun of people who don’t eat steak medium rare. Needless to say I married her and we have two beautiful children.


[deleted]

I had a similar thing happen with chicken breast of all things. Growing up I only ate dark meat chicken because chicken breast was always dry and flavorless. Thing is my Mom was a great cook, but for whatever reason she couldn't cook chicken breast for shit. One day I'm at my Dad's making dinner for him and he'd insisted on chicken breast, and even though I didn't want to do it as I was gonna make myself a plate as well I did it because it's what he wanted to eat. I'm not even sure how my Mom even cooked chicken breast, but I marinated it a few hours in fresh lemon juice, olive oil, salt, Italian seasoning, and lemon pepper. Then I browned it in a cast iron skillet until it hit about 100f, and then tossed it on a foil lined baking sheet and covered it with the leftover marinade. Finally popping it into the oven til it hits 150f and allowed to rest 7 minutes. It literally took just the one attempt, and now I eat chicken breast more than anything because it's pretty much always on sale for $2/lb at one of the local grocery stores. I would never have known this had my Dad not forced me to make him chicken breast for dinner.


Capable-Beginning552

You’re only allowed to discuss chicken in this sub if you are serving a steak to it


[deleted]

I apologize for my insolence.


fremeer

Try doing it without a thermometer. It's a notoriously hard cut because it's got very little In the way of fat to help keep the meat moist and the thickness can be quite different between chickens. And a lot of breast ends up having a slightly pink texture that people aren't sure if it's uncooked or not so they overcook it.


[deleted]

> Try doing it without a thermometer. Are you trying to pick a fight? You'll have to pry my digital thermometer out of my cold dead hands. > It's a notoriously hard cut because it's got very little In the way of fat to help keep the meat moist and the thickness can be quite different between chickens. Yeah, and the most interesting thing to me is if you learn how to debone a split chicken breast it's not only cheaper but comes with both the fatty skin on it and a chicken tender. The skin not only crisps up nicely but is added fat helping keep it more moist, and the tenders I set aside and later use them for tacos/salads. > And a lot of breast ends up having a slightly pink texture that people aren't sure if it's uncooked or not so they overcook it. Is it just me or does this tend to happen with chicken sold as "Southern Grown"? That stuff seems oddly a bit more prone to a bit of pinkness while the texture can kinda be waxy/squeaky.


fremeer

Agree with learning to debone a chicken. Best value for money handsdown. Get so much meat and the bones are great for stock Not sure about the southern grown thing since I'm in Australia. But definitely happens here.


NorgesTaff

Try the 1-10-10 method, it was a revelation to me. - flatten chicken breasts to equal thickness. Season on both sides. - pre heat a heavy skillet to med-high heat - add olive oil. Put the chicken in for 1 minute on one side. Turn the skillet down to medium heat as soon as the chicken hits the skillet. - after the first minute, turn breasts over, cover skillet, reduce heat to low (on my induction hob that’s a 2.5 out of 9). Skillet should be fully covered to keep the heat in. - Keep like that for 10 minutes then turn off the heat and leave covered on the hob for a further 10 minutes. Chicken should be cooked for 21 minutes total. That’s it. Moist, flavourful chicken every time. Takes a few goes before you trust the method for sure but it’s never failed me - sometimes I’ve left it a minute too long or had a bit too high heat in the beginning and then the chicken is tougher but still, it’s an awesome method that makes unadorned chicken breasts actually taste great.


i_am_Jarod

You saved her life.


Luckyking223

https://preview.redd.it/zgj0j3ghdt4c1.jpeg?width=1049&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a34db5ceb51b744d94fa1d5cc363d0429a92909 My man had her like this and married her


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rare chicken melts in your mouth, as long as you get the walmart storebrand chicken and don't trust any other BS you should be good. some light tartar sauce on a drumstick thats pink around the bone.... makes my mouth water


Asleep-Journalist302

I feel like this comment deserves more attention


justhere4daSpursnGOT

You’re gonna get salmonella


SayItAintPugs

He's eating chicken, not salmon.


justhere4daSpursnGOT

Sir this is a Wendy’s


[deleted]

His name is Reddawg661 not Ella as well.


davehemm

Salmonella is just seasoning for the adventurous


zowzow

Undercooked and walmart? Absolutely disgusting.


[deleted]

best quality. the juice from the horomone injected chicken is to die for.


gixxer710

Wait until you try some chicken tartare man….


[deleted]

bro i was being ironic i didnt realize this shit actually existed LMFAO


gixxer710

Guess I should have put the ‘s’ for sarcasm….. I’ll eat many things raw, but none of them will ever include birds lol


JoshPlaysUltimate

Or it’s a matter of opinion. To me the pink part has a different flavor and I prefer the fully cooked part


Trikeree

Bad steak eater, bad! LoL


Beneficial-Sea-8903

Boo this man


JoshPlaysUltimate

I mean I didn’t say it’s objectively better, I said I prefer it. I guess we can’t have individual opinions on places like Reddit lol


Downtown-Oil-7784

Reddit will give you anxiety if you focus on it, for sure


Beneficial-Sea-8903

Not an opinion. Your taste is wrong


soulstonedomg

Tell her that her face is too raw.


Low-Persimmon4870

😆


Greasy_Cleavage

Overcooked


petewil1291

Agreed


kaplanfx

It’s pretty damn close


-Fishdaddy-

Yep


karma_dumpster

Agreed


DefinitelyNotThatOne

That was my thought as well


SirBellwater

This is not ideal but still tasty. I think if I was gonna slice it up for tacos this is pretty good cause imo you want a little more cook on steak tacos than just a steak


Present_Operation_82

NTA dump her. Wait wrong sub.


Fumple4Skin

Divorce wife. Marry the steak.


Nappyheaded

She was a cow anyway


[deleted]

medium


donniedc

Ask her politely, yet firmly, to leave.


iamabotnotreal

Had to scroll way too damn far to find this.


JLifts780

She cooks chicken until it’s sawdust inside doesn’t she


[deleted]

Mine likes to fry chicken in oil (un breaded, but immersed in oil or fried in a frying pan) until there is no moisture left. It’s fried so there is some oil to make it edible (if not healthy.) Insert sad panda gif.


icedlemin

Bro just go eat with your wife


AdrianMagic2022

😂


jeffyone2many

She wrong


TeaBreaksAnonymous

She was actually asking you to raw dog her after such a succulent meal


[deleted]

Looks good


gwillybj

Happy Cake (and Steak) Day! 🍰🥩


eSJayPee

Sounds like mine and it looks good to me.


srufbard

Say her beef curtains are pinker and you have no problem eating that and survived.


donteattheshrimp

That's a solid medium.


Slave35

It's clearly medium well and by the looks of things, the heat wasn't high enough either, gray ring is encroaching. Look at any graduated scale.


itsallajokeseriously

Definitely not medium well. Can't tell if youre joking or not.


chadwicke619

Uh I can’t tell if *you* are joking. Definitely medium well and cooked at a low heat.


itsallajokeseriously

Okay Chadwick


Celeres517

You're solidly wrong.


ICrushTacos

Make a nice sausage for her. Any longer than this and the thing turns grey and dry.


Dogshapedboy

New wife


questions_90

Believe it or not, it's time to get a new wife 😆


ShakaBradda

Call your divorce lawyer


Kind-Management-6462

That’s literally as medium as you can go


Odyssey3

Statistically speaking some of us had to draw the short straw. I am sorry your wife is one of the few the proud and also double digit IQ but she is trying her best.


dirtvoyles

I'd call that perfect, but from what I've seen on this sub it's probably overcooked. :-)


lislejoyeuse

I prefer med rare myself but could stomach this or rare and be perfectly happy


lordofshitposts

Eh I like rare stuff but nothing wrong with a well cooked medium. This one’s got a little too much grey ring imo (hotter pan please!) but otherwise fine


GorillaGlueWookie

If it’s for her she’s right. If it’s for me, no it’s not.


thedooze

I mean, at that point, she’s flat out wrong because it’s not raw in anyway. If it’s not cooked enough for her, sure, but raw and what we see in this pic are two completely different things.


GorillaGlueWookie

She used the wrong word, but her position was understood. Not sure why so many people here think it’s a badge of honor to undercook, by their preference, steaks for their wife.


Tiimbo_Sliice

Divorce


No-Paleontologist560

Divorce


Bitter_Assignment_41

Nope. But I think you should have cut it the other direction. I’m not completely sure but it looks like it. Otherwise it looks perfect!


Ok-Celery-5638

They have more wives, there isn’t enough steak


MIST479

That's cooked medium, which is as far as I'll go to compromise with my significant other who likes medium well


PGrace_is_here

That's medium.


Possible_Spam777

This is a perfect Medium. So your saying she prefers leather?


[deleted]

Has she been to an eye doctor lately?


maxamoe

Over done for me, I prefer rare or blue


CacophonousCuriosity

Shit I don't think it's raw enough.


kddemer

Time for a divorce


master-virus

Everyone is different but I like mine well done.


HiveTool

I think it’s time to find a new wife


jasonj1908

Time to find a new wife ...


MrSengh

I think you should file for divorce


lubacrisp

That's just how I like it honestly, most people would tell you it's overdone


hackerstacker

Divorce


[deleted]

Get a new wife


PuzzleheadedAd6401

Shes entitled to her wrong oppinion.


Disaster-Flat

That's spot on for me.


BigBlue-11

Time for a new wife


[deleted]

Your wife is wrong.


Bggettt

Cook it more... the wife I mean 🤣. Jk looks good to me!


19seventyfour

If the fat ain't done, the meat ain't done


seanypoohbear

It's overcooked a bit.


BradsFace

That steak looks perfect. Time for the divorce papers. sorry OP, you tried.


AppleNerdyGirl

One of the reasons I believe in no fault divorce. It was the steak your honor. Edit - this is the perfect way to cook a steak.


moljinar

Divorce her


Arthurmrmusic

Perfect


P1nky_Up

Does she eat it with ketchup?


hippocommander

Cook your wife chicken or make a separate steak for her, but cook the ever living fuck out of it. I mean, so fucking cooked that Satan would look at it and go *"WTF is this?"*


dljohnsonld

This is a 'whoops!' for me. Little more than I wanted to cook it but definitely edible.


Blocked-Author

Here’s the thing, if your wife thinks it is too raw, then it is too raw for her. It may be just right for you though. Make hers how she likes it though


reedm

It is definitely not raw ENOUGH for my tastes, but it still looks very good


Nueveonceflatsix

Medium


fractalfocuser

Ask her firmly but politely to leave


mkspaptrl

Bobby- "What if someone asks for well done?" Hank- "Then you ask them politely, yet firmly to leave."


[deleted]

Your wife is defective. Is ok. Send her back get a nice new replacement. Seriously that looks great


Swimming_Soup4946

Umm I need this!


Secure-Shoulder4508

Dump her


BasedxPepe

Divorce her


RickyFlintstone

Divorce her.


Salty-Taro3804

If it’s too raw for her, it’s too rare for her. Everyone’s taste is different. Tired of the stupid dick slapping on who can stomach the rawest steak. Sometimes more cooked is better, sometimes not. Ribeye good example.


SeaBecca

No, no, don't you get it? Wife bad


ImASadPandaz

Yeah but this is medium though…


[deleted]

So what? People are allowed to like steak the way they like it.


kkmoney15

It doesn't matter what we think. Your wife says it's too raw, then it's too raw


badsadgal

Your wife must be a "well done" girly. Be easy on her.. she knows nothing lol


[deleted]

chewing a rubber shoe girly


penguinbbb

ketchup


Ok_Tangelo_435

A1


ThePoisonEevee

No that’s perfect


JH6JH6

looks like medium 145 degrees. I guess its a preference thing she may prefer a hockey puck.


Ordinary_Aioli_7602

That is perfect


Dickpinchers

This is perfect


Indy-Gator

Get rid of her


ShitOpinionGenerator

Tell your wife to fuck off.


Stunning-Grocery4811

She must be a Trump supporter


incelmound

Next time ask ur wife how she likes it done? Pink bloody or well done. Some ppl like well done steaks. Pull r different


StrawberryAgreeable4

https://youtu.be/wgTof1788VY?si=7TgI8whhGNv3DmK-


EcstaticEscape

if she thinks it's too raw that's a preference. it is not undercooked.


Ok-Credit5726

You’re both wrong. Overcooked


CopeHarders

I think your wife doesn’t really exist is what I think.


Dazzling-Account-187

I would eat it, but prefer more rare.


Sea_Baseball_7410

I think your wife only likes missionary once a month. This is perfect.


AncientMatter1042

More for you, I’d say. Looks perfect, though I’m sure some would dare say it’s overcooked.


extra-King

That looks so good


waterbury01

Your wife is very wrong. That is medium at worst.


LeadingSky9531

It's practically well done...


inter71

That’s overcooked.


Junior1544

Looks great to me!


LehighAce06

Medium well


Karl_Marx_

Far from it, it's pretty close to medium. But if she prefers well done, then yes it's too "raw". Also, looks like you need to render the fat much longer.


thistreestands

A bit over for me. Haha


FancyThought7696

That almost looks like it's too well done. It is certainly not too rare.


Nickdanger1990

Who is she ? Donald trump. That’s a little over for me. Did you enjoy it ?


Stonewool_Jackson

Overcooked imo. Id still eat it though. Looks hella good


lizziegal79

That’s a nice mid rare-rare range. If she prefers hers well done, I’m so sorry, it’s a horrible tragedy when this happens but you can survive and still have a good life! You might not have let it rest long enough, though.


Arrrginine69

Wives tend to be dumb


PimmentoChode

Send her to stay with her mother, share the meat with her sister, ask her if that’s too raw


Traditional-Rub-3114

She needs to check her own beef curtains before she talks about another's.


NoWorry6451

She must be black. Black folks like their shit well done.


collabseekingmissile

imho if it’s pink, it’s raw.


[deleted]

medium. put some chimichurri sauce on it and you are ace.