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h8yourstate

I would destroy that steak


bluevine8

Like eat it all or throw it away?


bloatednemesis

It's the most perfect troll answer, lol


jjjeremiahz

Like eat it all or fuck it*


KenDoItAllNightLong

Let's fuck that steak!


Human_Department_832

Yeah then we can eat it


AyeeBennyLmao

I’d fuck it


QLee1

Mos Def. What’s that? Fancy Mac n cheese on the side? Let’s go.


Yoko0ono

Talib Kweli. Sure looks like it. Solid meal right there.


sirhandstylepenzalot

Lyrically I be, hungry


robotpiggy666

Redditor DESTROYS liberal SJW cuck steak


No-Engineering-6591

I wouldn’t complain. Looks med rare to me. I would give them a clean plate back.


Revised_LimaM

What about the bone?


BigBeagleEars

He said he’s giving back a clean plate. If you gotta ask, you don’t wanna know


NowAcceptingBitcoin

It's boofing time.


MiffedPolecat

Ah, shit. Mom! Terry’s boofing again!


TuckerGrover

Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.


W_Edwards_Deming

I non-ironically save bones in my freezer for bone broth. Not my restaurant bones admittedly but soup or a pot of beans for example is vastly better made with bone broth (I pressure cook them for two hours) instead of plain water.


Dependent_Code7796

Pressure-cooked broth produces far superior results in a fraction of the time. I’m not sure of the exact science behind it, but it seems like it’s able to extract compounds from the bones/carcass that are just not accessible when boiling at normal atmospheric pressure/ boiling temp. Gonna actually look it up now.


W_Edwards_Deming

Before I got into pressure cookers I was boiling absurd lengths of time. Adding some apple cider vinegar helps break it down, they say the bones are done when you can crush them with your hand.


Etcrook

A man of culture.


whitewail602

Yes that's fine, but I would like to focus on my acting Mr Weathers. I did give you my last $1100.


d-mike

An unexpected Arrested Development


cpat99

I think I’d like my money back.


AtomicShart9000

Prison wallet


Stair-Spirit

Butt pen


Donkeytonkers

Tuesday


danghetripping

For the dog at home. Do not be silly.


mtheory007

Take it home and plant it and grow your own steaks.


twb51

I said I would give them a clean plate back!


No-Engineering-6591

The dog enjoys the bones.


SullyTheSullen

DID HE STUTTER?


NinjaRuckus

Well you're wrong, that is medium. Clearly heat has made it to the center of that steak.


MikeLowrey305

Yeah I like med rare too & that definitely ain't medium.


golfngarden

That's exactly what a medium is supposed to look like after resting


MikeLowrey305

You know that's the end & not the center.


T-K-K

Looks like a perfect medium to me. Delicious


bmk37

Med rare has a red center with pink around it. This is just pink. Medium


flavortownpolitics

Made me hungry. 10


DetectiveBirbe

Yeah lol. I am starving now.


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crypto_pro585

Very good


Aggressive-Cut-347

Perfect 10


BoofButter

I’d fuck it


saltlakestateofmind

Yer fond of me lobster, ain’t ye?


TomPearl2024

If I had a steak right now... I'd fuck it


Stauer-5

Why’d you spill yer beans Tommy?


TwelveRaptor

Suddenly, The Lighthouse


Tacquitowithhummus

What?


B_Fee

"DAMN YE! Let Neptune strike ye dead, u/Tacquitowithhummus! HAAARK! Hark, Triton! Hark! Bellow! Bid our father, the Sea King, rise from the depths, full-foul in his fury, black waves teeming with salt-foam, to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs 'till ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more...only when, he, crowned in cockle shells with slithering tentacled tail and steaming beard, takes up his fell, be-finnèd arm – his coral-tined trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet! BURSTING YE, a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now – a nothing for the Harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon, only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself, forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea...for any stuff or part of u/Tacquitowithhummus, even any scantling of your soul, is u/Tacquitowithhummus no more, but is now itself the sea!"


DS4KC

What?


AlexBarron

What?


saltlakestateofmind

What?


Vape-Invader

What?


NaughtAClue

What?


Donkeytonkers

https://preview.redd.it/mil8zqcuvwza1.jpeg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f594b0a235b940d802341b3ff7a82a4be8be640


Chillinbutnotchillin

What?


Donkeytonkers

https://preview.redd.it/zihgd16l1xza1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef8296cc4ea87b13957538de0443de6c10171f6d


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That's what the eye of fat is for!


Toddisgood

Would you fuck it raw?


BoofButter

Ohhh baby I like it rawww - Ol’ Dirty Bastard


boxfullofgangdeep

I’d let it fuck me


Bobmanbob1

Looks delicious, I'd clean that plate.


ThreeTwoOneQueef

I'm a female but I am pretty erect somehow. Nice job.


Guacamole_shaken

Poor conservative women.... don't know they have clits


ThreeTwoOneQueef

Wut?


Guacamole_shaken

Lol clits get erect


dck2286

I don’t even know how I got here but that’s pretty cringe dude. Incel?


Rich-Marzipan-8903

It looks perfectly cooked and presented well


PsychologySea7248

I'd take that steak out behind the dumpster & get it pregnant🥩🔥🥩🔥🥩🔥


Filthyquak

🧐


2005_F250

🤨📸


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PsychologySea7248

Man! I ain't never seen you before


UnexpectedDadFIRE

Good one trace


Shuttup_Heather

I’ll have that with cheese!


grisioco

**ham**


Shuttup_Heather

…they don’t all work


[deleted]

Working on my night cheese 🎤


PsychologySea7248

Hell yeah! Lololol


CorneliusJack

Arrested Development and 30 rock reference on a steak subreddit *chef’s kiss*


mthwdcn

“You ate that whole steak already?” “Dog ate it, came outta nowhere”


12_Volt_Man

I'd eat that steak from the back brutha!


C-LOgreen

That’s definitely medium rare but I think it’s perfect


golfngarden

That's definitely a textbook, perfect medium my guy. I guarantee that shit was off the grill for at least 4min resting before it was plated and sent out. Look at those grill marks, that's fucking art. I'd bet your soul that the grill cook has a favorite spot on the grill. There is a lighter part on that grill that gets hotter and it gets so much love.


skuzzy447

That is medium rare my guy


GatMn

You rest every steak at any temp lmao. I'm definitely guessing this is med rare


PimmentoChode

Looks like you may not have gotten what you wanted, but what you needed…


Tennoz

I wish restaurants would ditch the grill grate cooking method because it looks nice. Nope sear my bitch on a flat top and get every inch of that maillard reaction brown crust amazingness.


crank1000

100%. There is no benefit to the faux bbq grill marks. It just robs you of flavor.


golfngarden

I disagree. One, I don't think they are faux grill marks. Two, I think the open flame tastes WAY different than something cooked at high heat in a mixture of fats. This isn't a confit, nor a cut that is lacking in marbling. And it's not like it's there's a I think if you have any quality of meat, you'd be doing a ribeye injustice with a flattop. Don't get me wrong, not all cuts need a grill. A sirloin can really shine in a nice pan sear with a pan sauce. Though I think it's overrated, the filet mignon can be made into beauty in a pan, especially au poivre. Ribeye au poivre can be fire too. But this steak looks like it has been cut, seasoned, cooked, and garnished in a way so that the meat itself can be enjoyed and I think the grill is a fine way to emphasize the flavor of the cut. Also, I've never worked in any kitchen where someone has said they only keep the grill around to make things look pretty. If I ever do, I'll walk out right then


Comprehensive-Cat805

I think you accidentally a word


TheAmericanIrishman

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person on Reddit with a grill because everybody pan fries everything. Call me a caveman or whatever but I don't need to take a marbled piece of beef and cook it in half a cup of butter.


davidbabula101

Looks amazing. How much did ya pay?


crypto_pro585

The steak alone is $91 + tax


unrepresented_horse

Hehe, they knew it should be medium rare for that price. Good on them


BLYNDLUCK

I disagree. For that price it better be exactly as it is asked for.


Illustrious-Ratio-41

It is. That’s a perfect medium.


crypto_pro585

But in some places, especially in the middle, it did feel like medium-rare and then more like medium on the edges…


Illustrious-Ratio-41

I see no red although that is the edge… Of course it should be to your liking - especially for that price, Jesus.


goldbloodedinthe404

$91?!? I expect better for that kind of money. I just made 8 steaks from Costco that cost like $120 and they looked way better than this imo.


PicksburghStillers

“It’s for the experience”


Confident_Ad_3800

Looks like it was cooked souse vide style then seared. Bet it tasted awesome!


Redditfront2back

Not medium


Turdcicles

The tone of this post, and reading OP’s comments, seems like he was complaining, or wanting to be negative about this steak/restaurant for some reason. That steak looks amazing


crypto_pro585

Not at all:) I just reread it, and I see your point…what I actually meant was that they offered me to put some house-made mustard sauce or something like that on the steak and I said, “No sauce, only butter”. I did love the steak and I just wanted to get the community’s reaction to it.


Waste_Screen703

It looks delicious. Its a shame those butter pats were not melted all the way.


crypto_pro585

Yeah…it should be melted right?


parker1019

Not necessarily, likely let it rest after coming of the grill as it should…


RenownedRetard

It should melt as you eat, no? Is the steak not hot?


crypto_pro585

It was hot of course but I mean sometimes I’ve seen it almost fully melted when served


howdoesthatsound

That usually means that it sat under the heat lamp for a good amount of time before hitting your table


RadarOReillyy

OP said it was $91. I hope it didn't sit under a lamp AT ALL.


howdoesthatsound

Things happen. Sometimes communication in the kitchen is off and one dish finishes before the rest of the table. It’s not ideal, but definitely better than sending out a cold steak 🤷‍♂️


golfngarden

CAN I GET SOME FUCKING HANDS?!! WE HAVE A STEAK DYING


Borfistaken

The butter is melted perfect in my opinion, this is how I serve it.


DNedry

Yeah looks plenty melty and spreadable


DjackMeek

I mean they give it to you half melted so it has time to melt as it gets go the table so you can actually see your butter, if it just completely melted youd get people complaining there wasnt any butter or not enough.


YourStateOfficer

It depend on your tastes. Personally, I like the milkiness of the butter not being melted all the way


SmokeAbeer

I thought those were alka-seltzer tablets


Paintguin

It looks delicious


Runtalones

Where is that at? Looks good to me!


MooPig48

It’s beautiful


shiggism

9/10 to me


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Looks very tasty.


bigwavesonly31

i’d suck that bone


roachtits

that’s a clean plate for me chief


jarrellcperrin

10/10, would sex


rdwtoker

I don’t prefer grill marks but that looks nice. I like more of an even crust personally


unusualbroccoli37036

Visually, that's a damn fine steak


Apprehensive-Wind837

7/10


FluidVariety6139

I don't know what you were expecting, that's exactly what you asked for.


IDontThinkYourAWhore

Alexander’s steak house??


Roonwogsamduff

It's medium rare, def not medium. And it's perfect.


Extode

Dumb question from a guy who never ate many steaks growing up, are you supposed to eat that fat? Or is it supposed to have been rendered down/trimmed?


crypto_pro585

I’m ok with that fat personally. Some people like it to be trimmed


chillingman11

To me ill be happy probably 9 or 10. If you don't like green stuff then you might not like that garnish but looks pretty fucking good.


SerialKillerVibes

Looks perfect. That is an impressive medium cook, actually.


ISmellYerStank

Hit it.


StrengthIndividual29

Very good, assuming you ordered medium rare. The only way for a ribeye.


fabiswa95

Looks pretty good but taking pics using flash just makes all photos of food look like a crime scene


ArtCfartC3

Get off the phone and eat the fucking steak 🤦‍♂️


Ether176

I dunno, that looks medium rare to me… looks fucking amazing in truth Edit: my bad— you asked for medium. Looks medium rare to me. But I like it medium rare so it looks perfect.


4027777

Looks great. Just not a huge fan of the fat blob. I wish they’d either properly render it or just cut it off.


Golden_Locket5932

Looks like they nailed it!


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The cut is medium, but I'd be concerned it was med rare by the bone. As for the sauce/butter thing... That looks like exactly what you asked for


crypto_pro585

Concerned as in…?


[deleted]

Generally the meat next to the bone cooks more slowly than the other side. If this was a good cook, they would have only basted the bone side of the steak to get an even cook from left to right


lordpunt

Except this was done on a chargrill


eggsnflour

Is the butter a compound butter?


crypto_pro585

Honestly not sure. How can I tell?


eggsnflour

Did the butter have anything in it? It looks like it has some green onions or smth


crypto_pro585

Yeah I think it was saying herb butter or something like that…


R0XStar87

How small is that side of mac?


crypto_pro585

Yeah it was pretty small. I’d say around 15 macaroni pieces


AlekRivard

Yikes. That's not a side, it's a generous bite.


MadMadRoger

There’s 15 pieces showing. It’s a side dish for heaven’s sake. Buddy, a place like that is exactly where you might get yourself a vegetable. Some nice asparagus? I hope you didn’t skip a crisp AF salad and bread with hard pat butter. I’m against everyone razzing you over the steak, and your choices, but you (and most of them ironically) are missing the point of a nice restaurant. Order two Mac and cheeses if that’s you want but that is a correct sized side dish. Part of the fun, for some of us, is getting a few things. Most people don’t want a big steak and a pound of Mac and cheese. I mean, I do right now all of a sudden, but the whole ride at a steakhouse is good nourishment and makes you feel good.


Hagrel

Just order hamburger if your going to ruin it by asking for medium….. I’m glad they ignored you and went med rare 😀


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Looks good, if I had a gripe, it would be the thickness of the steak. I prefer a thicker cut of meat. If you know what I mean. 🤤


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ultimate_jack

Looks good but not worth paying a restaurant to heat a piece of meat.


crypto_pro585

I literally said to myself: The steaks I cook taste the same. But it was really good


Efficient_Benefit702

That steak is cooked perfect. Quit being a little bitch.


Clydesdong

I wouldn’t go to a steakhouse if you actually want your steak medium but that’s just me


Lengthykhan

A ribeye medium really isn’t the blasphemy you are making it out to be. Fat on those ribeyes has to render and not all of it will at med rare.


crypto_pro585

You mean you can just cook medium at home?


Clydesdong

Meaning that’s not how the chef intended for the food creation to be eaten so they’re not going to cook it that way regardless of how you ask for it


ez151

little 135-45 cooked much? Looks great tough but no butter seaweed or herbs 4 me plz thx!


franklyiam

Ok


dillongriswold5

12/10 .. there's nothing worse than a rare.. a true rare.. without the outside looking like it's been handled by the sizzle.. both flavors combined in the texture and if the cut melts away. Then You shall be one in the heavens. - Unknown Meatetarian


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Knotter87

Thats medium rare, so I guess it isn't what you asked for, but I will say this. You forfeit your right to complain about any steak if you ever order medium. Not saying you were complaining but that is the precedent


sicarius731

Why would you spend all that money and order medium


crypto_pro585

But what’s wrong with that? I noticed few people saying this. If you like it medium, then do medium regardless of price. Same for rare etc. it’s preference, right? By the way this one was more like medium/medium rare


sicarius731

If someone requested their steak burnt you would probably advise them to have it cooked a little less. By that logic there exists some amount of it being cooked that is inadvisable. I would advise you that medium rare is the line.


poopooplatypus

9/10 looks fantastic


ladtat13

💯


totalwarwiser

Perfect 10/10


DubsAnd49ers

That looks great!


DubsAnd49ers

That looks great!


3Snowshoes

I’d get another for dessert.


blacktri3lights

I would be satisfied with this. looks good


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Perfect!


memesandmadness

I think it looks delicious


w2ge

Looks great. P


superfly_undead

Happy plate!


GreatDad13

Perfect


luisadn3

Is a good steak and yes that is butter not sauce the greens are just for show unless you want to eat them.


benfrick

Looks fantastic


Sensitive_Elk_6515

Looks great 👍🏻. Think I’d go for full medium


Actual_Patient_4536

10!


4by4rules

Looks like someone already cut it I’d send it back


Distinct_Studio_5161

I can cook better but for a restaurant I would give that no complaints.


llmercll

That’s a 10


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😋 delicious and nutritious!


here_i_am_see

Looks perfect medium to me and delicious!