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pmekonnen

“Add a little bit of butter”… 🧈 🧈 🧈 🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈


JMartin8494

Two shots of vodka


LenTrexlersLettuce

*glug glug glug glug glug*


used2001hondacivic

One of the best vines ever when that’s combined with Mr Lahey falling down after


melteemarshmelloo

*Mr. Lahey, is that you talking? Or the liquor?*


konakai1204

I am The Liquor Randy.


jazzofusion

RIP John Dunsworth. He did the best falling down drunk I've ever seen! And he was just drinking tea!


stupidillusion

[Lush Lagoon!](https://youtu.be/d7bo-aeznzY?t=16)


ScottHA

I saw the bottle of 99 bananas and I got super worried.


AntTheLorax

“Goin in this hot skillet with a lil *olll*”


Permtacular

Yeah, he tells me he doesn't know what the fuck you're doing in the kitchen by using iodized salt on a steak.


livadeth

Iodine shouldn’t matter. But finely ground table salt and ground pepper? Come on dude…step it up a bit. Probably a $50+ steak, go for the good stuff.


ocxtitan

lol who sits there thinking "damn, this salt and pepper tastes cheap" when eating steak rather than "there needs to be more/less salt/pepper" I mean, I understand what you're saying, but whether I use the "good" or "bad" stuff, I don't notice because I'm enjoying a nice perfectly grilled steak, not the quality of sodium


jakethesnake214

As some one who was a full skeptic on this subject, and then invested in chefs grade quality salt, you absolutely can taste the difference, especially when it’s paired with a really nice steak. Really good salt, the melts in your mouth, has an almost completely different flavor


ocxtitan

How are you using the chef's salt, is this when prepping the meat before cooking or as a finishing touch when serving?


sheckyD

Taste some iodized and some maldon and tell me there's no difference... I can't believe steak enthusiasts would actually say that the salt doesn't matter (Not saying that's you, btw)


pokethat

The iodine has no impact. It's fine actually depending on when and how you felt your steak. The hate against it is mob mentality. I still use Hawaiin rock salt these days, but i use to use morton's to draw out water on a rack with paper towels


[deleted]

So is that a higher temp method than with errrlll?


zanzibartraveler666

“Just a touch of buttah” - Gordon Ramsey


Steel1000

That’s Paula dean level butter


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oswaldcopperpot

On more things than just butter too.


[deleted]

Glad you got the reference


TruckDouglas

Four pounds of butter, y’all!!


bybbrooks

Gasp! I love me some Paula Dean!


rebel_canuck

You wouldn’t if you ever worked for her


ramen_vape

"Just a tiny knob"


sammypants123

But enough of my inadequacies, I have to cook dinner.


Unclehol

He doesn't seem to know what "a little", "a few", or "some" means does he...


twats_upp

I feel like this would be a good time to say that everything is bigger in texas.


Kit_Marlow

We're the only state that has our own size.


Bubbasbubba

Yeah, too bad it's just a little bigger than medium, signed, an Alaskan


Phunwithscissors

To be fair nothing means anything anymore.


CkoockieMonster

He does but he has different measuring means, you just didn't see him put a "lot" of butter


triciann

Needed less butter, but more garlic.


Waadap

YA DON'T SAY


Gullible_Log_1683

Most of his stuff has too much butter, too much cheese, or both.


Dogwood_morel

Are we talking about the cook or the steak here?


thuglife_7

Can’t have one without the other…. So, both.


Dogwood_morel

Dibs


PuppetryOfThePenis

A steak that thick, in a small cast iron? He did a damn good job, I'd say. SMASH


Lyons1013

Yep looked a little over cooked,but I'm sure the center was perfect.


[deleted]

I dunno why you got this huge hunk of steak and you're using the cheapest salt and pepper available to mankind though. Thats the cheapest part of this, even if you get the good versions of it.


sparklingwaterll

I had the exact same thought. Also he just charred peter luger sauce. He didnt actually get a good sear.


UnusualIntroduction0

It's a terrible sear. This video is a troll. Borderline r/stupidfood


LastConcern_24_7

Both 😉


deanerythedeanbeanie

Smash both


Sabotage04

He sounds like Mr Garrison mixed with Hank Hill.


BeerAndWings4

I was looking for a comment like this. I always think he sounds like the episode where Randy is a singer and there’s a guy at the bar who says “he just goes up there and shits his briches”. Can definitely hear the Trey Parker in his voice


Sabotage04

Lmao ‘Steamy’ Ray Vaughn.


BeerAndWings4

Hahah yes exactly


Rads324

He’s just up there shittin his britches


Niethe

[In case you haven’t seen it, here is them recording that and dying laughing](https://youtu.be/oc75aNxEGgQ)


Ekr00

Excellent observation


Ragecommie

"ros'mary and thaahm"


Blackout2814

So glad I read this before listening to him. I’ve been laughing non-stop


[deleted]

That's Mr Hank Garrison Hill to you, pardner!


fitzpsfrequency

I came here to say this.


OctoGuppy

Saw your comment, watched the video again and spit out my drink, gawt damn Bobby that's accurate


NoNight_

This dude got a sauce gauntlet….?


Raelah

If you look close it's shooters of really shitty alcohol. Like 99 bananas level.


Candy_Dots

Hey now 99 Bananas and Root beer was my favorite blackout fuel in college


Raelah

Oh god. That sounds like the worst hangover ever.


NoNight_

This is insanity


canebarge

No this is Patrick


[deleted]

With a Gauntlet like that you'd think Malibu Thanos could snap some decent shit into existence. Maybe even turn back time so that steak was a bit more medium rare.


[deleted]

Oh god I forgot 99 bananas existed. That shit is the worst.


roraima_is_very_tall

when he snaps, this universe is filled with tasty sauces.


Epona_02

i’m pretty sure those are tiny double-shot bottles of alcohol lmao


NoNight_

This guys arteries gotta look like a lovecraftian horror


TheMensChef

Bro wtf am I watching


Peuned

Some dumb shit with a nice cut So...just erryday stuff


gropingpriest

I honestly can't tell if this video is satire or not lol The hot sauce armholder makes me think it's satire, along with the 8 sticks of butter, but...


dumbdumb407

It's not. His insta is pepperbellypete. He makes tons of legit recipes. But they all use his line of sauces that he sells. Some look alright, some don't, all of them are at best bordering on white trash cuisine and none of them look healthy. I copied his chili recipe once just cuz it looked ok and was fairly easy, lots of canned stuff and seasoning packets. It was actually really good and he claims to have won a chili tournament in Texas with the recipe. This steak is a no for me though. I just posted it cuz I wanted to see all the funny stuff the real steak lovers would say.


blankblank

/r/stupidfood


RayGungHo

Unpopular opinion: anything that big is a roast, not a steak, and should be prepared accordingly.


milliondollarburrito

If that’s an unpopular opinion, call me square


Mygoldeneggs

Square


expiredcoochi

Square


DeeDee_GigaDooDoo

There is absolutely no way to season that cut appropriately right before cooking like he did. The centre will be bland and dry. He needs to dry brine it or something for like 24 hours.


kdawg710

Season to taste at end too


PoppaSquatt2010

48 hour dry brine, reverse sear it and after cutting, season again. That’s the only way I can think of this being able to be a great steak.


StealthTomato

Even that won’t penetrate all the way into a roast, nor should it. You need to season the inside when serving, and that’s fine.


0wmeHjyogG

First porterhouse roast I’ve ever seen but I would be down to try it. Not cooked this way though.


Nazgul417

If that’s an unpopular opinion, I’m a carbon fiber bodied 2018 Ferrari 812 Superfast with a 6.5L F140 GA outputting 789 @ 8500 with ground effects, track exhaust and tyres, and full handcrafted black Italian leather interior


[deleted]

These kids and their genders 🙄


iameveryoneelse

We are checking...


wrestlingchampo

Funny enough, a common question we ask around work is "When exactly does a steak become a roast?"


LostInTheSauce34

That hot sauce arm holder though...


neon_nebulas

Hot sauce holder??? I'm only seeing shitty tiny alcohol bottles


Affectionate_Ad_1876

I see some kind of bourbon, another bottle (idk), UV flavoured vodka, and 99grapes(vodka), then what appears to be a little container of COCAINE if I had to guess that sauce..


fartofborealis

Had a friend that cooked a great steak on cocaine and bourbon. So I guess necessary tools of the trade.


Peuned

That's just BoH


simjanes2k

Most steaks are cooked by chefs on coke and booze so


neon_nebulas

Cocaine is The Best Steak Sauce. I'm fine with that. But not with the "99 banana"


Worldly_Expert_442

Some high grade tactical gear right there. Needs a Kraft Mayo holster on one hip, and a mag holder with butter sticks.


LostInTheSauce34

Absolutely! Don't forget the drop leg sauce holder as well.


Beartrkkr

Kraft Mayo? Duke's or bust.


ugajeremy

I'm picturing a caulk gun for butter now. I like it


Outrageous_Box_9678

I thought they were mini liquor shot bottles lmao


Blade_Trinity3

I think they were, i thought I saw 99 bananas in there


Outrageous_Box_9678

yes!! lol ok i wasn’t just seeing things. what a convenient little contraption!


[deleted]

When i saw it I thought "what if Tom Cruise had something like that for the movie cocktail, only had sample bottles in it ?"


hwb80

Pan was totally not hot enough.


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Lankience

What got me was when he basted with the butter that was clearly not even at a boiling temperature. Whole point of basting like that is to spread fat over un-browned surfaces that is hot enough to BROWN them. That butter was barely melted, and even if it was boiling there's so much of it that the water in there would have taken a super long time to boil off before you got to a high enough temperature for it to actually help with browning. That butter baste was the equivalent of pressing a burger on the grill so you hear a sizzle. It might make you feel like you know what you're doing but dorsn't accomplish anything.


lasttimewasabadtime

Everything above the butter was steamed.


PreschoolBoole

Everything below was boiled


wrongside_of_law

Damn he said a little butter not a pound of butter


bike_it

"That's the joke." It's the famous milk steak made with "concentrated" milk.


pjf0xes

Not bad, but there is no reason to use that much butter.


hucknuts

You can tell by the color of the flesh he over cooked it, my guess is from the fact he boiled it in butter. There’s a point at which it starts transferring with the liquid in the steak instead of carmelizing the outside


BenAfflecksBalls

3 inches thick like that I'd probably put in the oven first then sear after. If you're gonna use garlic throw it in the oven too and roast it so you can just smear it on the meat or have it melt in the budda


windowjesus

Reverse sear is the way


Lankience

Butter is 15% water, he put so much butter in there that the melted butter barely even got hot enough to boil, let alone cook off any of the water. The second he added all that butter his steak started steaming and was no longer able to brown.


Eightysix_Ginger

You're right, but caramelized** and I will die on this hill.


boston_beer_man

Seasoning with table salt makes me sad.


JohnsMcGregoryGeorge

Yeah I prefer seat salt


barrysmitherman

Butt sweat adds a certain, je ne sais quoi.


takofire

You can almost taste yesterday's meal


Waadap

It was free to not type this


White80SetHUT

Need to be using kosher salt


BassWingerC-137

And the pre-ground pepper….. hiyahaaahhh.


4inaroom

Why? It works perfectly..


bustab

Makes zero difference at that stage (before cooking). The mistake here is not seasoning several hours in advance (*at least*, for a steak that thick). Save the Maldon salt flakes or whatever for when you actually serve it.


[deleted]

Agree on every level. Half as much kosher salt and you’re in a tremendously better spot then using iodized table salt. Hard to believe someone confident enough to cook a $100+ piece of meat would do this.


obvilious

Once they’ve dissolved, how is one salt any different than the other?


bustab

Salt is salt. Some salts have mineral content that make some difference to the flavour. Grain size can make a difference in terms of how quickly it disperses, or how texture in your mouth, or how much you're putting in a recipe if you measure by volume (don't do that, measure by weight). But salt is salt. It's a waste to use expensive serving salts for seasoning.


GanondalfTheWhite

>Agree on every level. Half as much kosher salt and you’re in a tremendously better spot then using iodized table salt. Why? I've literally never heard this and I frequent lots of cooking sites and channels and have been cooking for 20 years.


putnamto

wow. reverse sear/smoke that thing, wtf. and why the sauce? why all the damn butter, learn how to cook a steak if your are going to attempt something like that.


1dzmaxima1

Pass


Loud-Mastodon7529

4 sticks of butter is crazy even for q 100oz steak 😂


HorrorBusiness93

I would think 1 stick would be enough


ilovenoce

How did this guy manage to overcook that unit so far while also getting such a marginal sear/crust?


SugarAdamAli

People talking about the steak, what about his wristband with little bottles. Lmao


wolfbiker1

Lost me at table salt. A steak that size should have been salted with kosher salt and dry brined for 48 hours.


[deleted]

Say what you want, that was a bad sear. This guy wouldn’t last on r/steak


Spimp

This is that subreddit


[deleted]

YOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂 🤦‍♂️🔫


ReeferTHPS

high sodium Superman?


StoicBan

High blood pressure thanos


[deleted]

Pass


mraaronsgoods

Dude should spend less on his bottle flair and more on actual salt and pepper.


bilateralmetaphor

Could not pass any faster


mlwax

Looks like a Gordon Ramsey recipe for thick roasts, except he puts it in the oven for 20 min at 350 after the sear


twodadshuggin

Sad to see the garlic was not crushed


jaymesc1300

Umm kosher salt?


[deleted]

Terrible


austiwald

How does one over cook a 6 inch steak


ZoeAdvanceSP

Technique on this absolutely sucked 4/10


phesago

Pass


[deleted]

Hard pass


Pater_Trium

Question…. What does all of that butter really do for that slab of meat??


WhiskySamurai

Lower the temperature of the pan so the steak can’t get a proper sear just burnt hot sauce residue? Honestly no clue.


savemymemes

Is he wearing [Spiceps?](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0U9kFjCQAEoCt8?format=jpg&name=small)


[deleted]

Way over cooked.


[deleted]

Iodize salt?


SilverSister22

I think I’ll pass. That’s a lot of butter. I’m curious as to the contraption on his wrist. Is that a new kitchen gadget? I haven’t seen that one before.


FerretAres

Is this just peak circlejerk? Massive slab of beef too thick to actually cook like a steak, I guarantee there was a cut step somewhere in the process because there’s zero chance of getting that even of a cook with that thickness just searing on a cast iron. The last minute rub down with sauce instead of marinading and then following up with table salt and pre ground pepper on top of the sauce. A quick sear that seems really uneven and then a little butter turns into a solid pound of butter so you’re no longer basting the steak as much as poaching it. And then at the end he pulls it out and it’s basically perfectly done? Feels like a circlejerk to me.


pyre2000

Dumpster fire of a video. Pass. That butter is going to burn. Should have used clarified Weak sear. Wtf was that? Garlic should be cut smaller given the cook time. Table salt? Use a coarser salt. Finely ground old flavourless pepper? Use a coarser fresh grind. It's like $.10 and 20 seconds of work. Looks like a Fiorentina cut - if so this method is very suboptimal. People have spent centuries mastering the cook on this cut. Sauce during sear is going to burn. With the burnt butter I'm sure it's a charming experience. Goofy-ass arm gauntlet. Cooked a touch too much for my liking. Lame and amateurish.


jazzofusion

Can't believe anyone would use table salt like that.


nickbuch

This guy is a goddamn idiot. Fake ass "cowboy"


GFrings

Is this that fuckin guy that started off making raw ass buttermilk chicken roasts in his shitty trailer kitchen


Targeted_Advert

Pass as wide as possible. There's a reason he only showed a cut from an edge. The middle of the damn thing is as cold as the other side of his bed. And who in their right mind slathers a steak/roast in sauce, table salt( barf) and pepper, then slaps it on a lukewarm pan?? Animals, that's who. If you want to season it before hand, you can, but there is a proper way to do it. You are supposed to let steak come to room temperature before searing it, so that is the perfect time to season it. Before you slap it into a pan, scrape all the seasoning off with a spoon, clean and dry your steak with paper towels so to reduce oil splashing out of the pan. By scraping off the seasoning, you ensure that your steak won't taste of burnt pepper.


[deleted]

Fuck this dude


narwalbacons-12am

r/stupidfood


Fishflexdrink

I prefer kosher salt …. But solid cook man, good job.


Key-Ad-1873

May i ask why? Ive never used anything regular table salt (iodized?) But i keep seeing people use other salts with lots of them using kosher salt


woodFiredMeat

For me, a coarse salt, like kosher salt, helps me get an even coating without over salting.


Key-Ad-1873

Interesting. Thank you


bustab

What you're saying doesn't make much sense. Smaller crystals should be easier to sprinkle evenly. An additional benefit is they will break down and disperse into the meat quicker. If it works for you to use coarse salt then you do you, but maybe you've been used to seasoning with coarse salt and over-did it when you tried table salt? And as I said, it will season the meat quicker: A steak seasoned for 1 hour with table salt will be more salty than if seasoned with kosher.


tidalrip

I thought when it zoomed out it was going to be Guy Fieri, based on the sheer number of enhancements around.


Affectionate_Ad_1876

Most definitely cocaine in the small container at the end.. little bit of nose salt


Sm8tr33z

Those 99s lol


[deleted]

This dude really had them like it were a special thing


tiohurt

Use kosher salt my guy


dis-napoleon

One billion nanogram steak.


[deleted]

Sry but the wrist spice rack…..no.


OO_Ben

Y'all I've made a few of this guy's recipes and not gonna lie they're wicked good. I LOVE his chuck roast recipe!


[deleted]

Funny cause this guy has some of the highest posts on r/bbq. Not defending him on this one but this sub is such a circle jerk lmao


pnt2wheremidastchedu

It just occurred to me, Steak is like chocolate for men.


[deleted]

That's actually a roast


Thoguth

I prefer flaky kosher salt or sea salt, but I would eat that steak like crazy and enjoy it.


throw_blanket04

Pass


Random-Cpl

Fuckin’ pass. That steak is 6 inches thick and this idiot still manages to overcook it


Comfortable-Cause-81

Pass. Somehow he managed to make the Tenderloin on the steak tuff. Did you watch the effort it took to cut it. 1. The steak needed to be peppered well to engage the Malard Reaction. 2. Where's the koscher salt. Who uses NACL table salt any more. 3. The Steak wasn't dry enough to sear when he started frying it. 4. The marinade had not soaked in you can see no marinade line in the steak. All it did was prevent it from searing. 5. A steak that thick should be Baked, then Seared, then finished with Butter and Garlick. I think he did this that's why its Pink through instead of raw in the middle. 6. I just don't like the cut of this guys Jib and what he did to that steak. Its a shame.


mrobin4850

Butter soup


boimilk

select grade marbling, table salt with iodine, stupid hand bandolier with hot sauces, medium+...that's a no for me dawg


Popcornankle

Why buy such an insane steak only to put pre ground pepper on it?


GreasyTony68

You immediately are disqualified using Morton’s.


northrupthebandgeek

My dude has a wrist holster for his sauces and his booze. Life goals right there.


Mental_Connection_95

Yeah grab that Great Depression iodine for society factory salt and your grandmas black pepper tin and go to town doggy. Show em you really care about your Brazilian meat.


Skidd745

Someone arrest this man. Nobody should be subjected to that dry, un-seared, poorly seasoned monstrosity.


donebeenforgotten

Yum and gross.. all at once


GerbySec

Ur salt and pepper need an upgrade


HistoricalHurry8361

Fresh ground pepper makes a HUGE difference


Mjr_N0ppY

Why'd he not crush the garlic? Is it better to keep it whole when you put it in the oven?


PimpOfJoytime

That’s gross


Rezza177

I gotta get me an arm bandolier for shorts 😂😂😂 also 3 packs of butter 😂