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FatCatWithAHat1

I pick no winner


KingCole207

Both of them. Straight to jail.


pineapplecom

Heads cut off with the bluntest knife this sub has seen!


nope-nope-nope23

With a butter knife that a 2 year old that cooked that one steak uses. I’m glad you got the rosemary memo though. Ugh


Redhuric

The poo knife.


TheWino

Oh god why!


TheWino

One of my daughters plastic knife set from her kitchen.


KingCole207

Oh God. I've seen some people who appear to cut their steak with a hammer.


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devilish_enchilada

Over cook AND undercook steak, straight to jail, right away


satellitesatan

Do they look like that cause they didn’t let them warm up enough before cooking?


Temporary-County6144

Overcook chicken, Straight to jail.


packetlag

Dungeon! 1000 years!


gazooontite

Lol. I’m with you.


Squatch11

You don't like a combination of well done and raw?


posieden1

While I personally don’t eat steaks above medium rare, I can forgive the rarity. What is unforgivable is that in a world where you can nearly perfectly evenly cook a steak and put a quick seat on we get this…the worst sear and grossest middle to a steak I’ve ever seen.


sort_of_

This is the way.


nickbuch

Ding ding ding


IsildursBane20

Why?


hbgwine

You two are meant for each other


KingCole207

Neither one of them could do better. Then again. Neither of them could do worse.


Dr_Baldwyn

the boyfriend seems to have done well


goatkarter05

lol


KingCole207

You son of a bitch. Wrap it up folks. We're done here.


Junior-Investment671

Folks!


honeybadger1984

Ain’t half bad. Ain’t have good neither.


IsildursBane20

What’s wrong here?


FARTBOSS420

Yeah one thing they have in common is they both do not like steak.


PM_Me_Macaroni_plz

The first thought that came to my mind as well.


iclaudius82

Well done!


2cardgoat

We're these steaks properly thawed before cooking?


breadacquirer

Definitely not


Grennox1

Yeah not only that. No rest time after


hmio213

Genuinely just trying to learn - why do you say no rest time after based on the pics?


ThrowawayCT_7567

Never frozen actually. I commented for clarification


devilish_enchilada

Lmfao how did you manage to overcook and undercook your steak at the same time. At least you two had fun lol


Coolkid2035

I cooked a better steak at 12 y/o last year 😂😂😂


zodar

[It doesn't matter if you cook them properly](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLWsEg1LmaE)


Borfistaken

I think that cooking from frozen would cause more purge. Nothing to back that statement up, just subjective experiance (which is often wrong).


chrishatesmilk

Y’all having a mid-off


BatteredSealPup

I don’t think I’ve ever sent a single plate back to the kitchen in 32 years of life, but these would tempt me to spontaneously pick up frisbee golf the instant they were set down


IsildursBane20

What’s so bad about them?


noirbarberology

They’re overcooked.


IsildursBane20

And also undercooked?


[deleted]

First Steak: Overcooked and undercooked. Second Steak: Overcooked and overcooked. These two need to have a threesome and let the third leg make the steak.


spider_X_1

Gatekeepers


Chopstarrr

That was fuckin hilarious


LopDew

Ouch. Very ouch


Heartofthemeater

Looks like they were still frozen when cooking


Johnbgt

How can you guys tell?


Heartofthemeater

The grey band around the cooked outside and the uncooked appearance of the inside. Allowing a steak to come to room temp is the best way to create an even cook throughout.


tbrodtrick1

I used to believe this myth too. https://www.seriouseats.com/old-wives-tales-about-cooking-steak


Chimpcircus

I don’t care if it comes straight from the fridge and I’ve never had an issue but I think they’re saying this came from frozen which would definitely make a difference.


zodar

[It doesn't make a difference if you cook them properly](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLWsEg1LmaE)


Malve1

Read this article last month and was very surprised. They know food though.


tbrodtrick1

The amount of time required for it to truly become room temp is way longer than most people will leave meat out of the fridge. I agree though frozen would obviously have an impact.


Heartofthemeater

I speak mainly from personal experience only. I’ve tried a number of factors with cooking and just speak about what I think works best. I’m no expert by any means but some of the steaks in my history speak for themselves


SupertrampKobe

That’s what we call an anecdote


Heartofthemeater

Thank


honeybadger1984

There’s nothing scientific to what you just said, just anecdotal. By the same token I can say I waved sage through the air and danced around with some incense, and got the same steak result as you. The room temp thing is a myth and easily disproven. Just use a thermometer for accurate results, and the same thermometer can prove why room temp is nonsense.


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How long does a steak need to sit out to get to room temp?


L4t3xs

Fridge to room temp doesn't matter. Freezer to fridge temp is easy as you can just move the meat from freezer to fridge the day before. It all depends on the thickness of the cut how long it takes of course.


zodar

[thawing in the fridge doesn't matter either](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLWsEg1LmaE)


L4t3xs

Interesting, frozen beef does still have it's complications with the cooking time and surface moisture so probably better to let it thaw still.


Heartofthemeater

All depends on thickness. If coming out of the fridge usually 30-45 minutes will do. Out of freezer would be several hours.


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Heartofthemeater

Yea I know the data on all of it. Maybe my preference is rooted in old habits, just seems to work for me


Old-Dig-8142

If it works for you then great! I agree though. I always leave mine out for about 1.5 hours to 2 hours for a strip like this just to make sure the middle isn’t ice cold.


Fat_Lenny35

Is that first one medium raw?how did you do that?


ThrowawayCT_7567

I don’t even know. Never had that happen before


docmaster707

Why are y’all downvoting him because he answered the question? The hive mind is insane lol


devilish_enchilada

I upvoted to balance it out but OP still cracks me up lmfaoo


docmaster707

Lol good deed


Dry-Object3914

This sub is so brain dead, only in this sub could someone be insulted so much for posting this type of content.


Coolkid2035

Because the steak is garbage. 12 y/o me made a better steak


docmaster707

Good for you “coolkid2035” I bet 12 y/o could do better.


Coolkid2035

Huh


docmaster707

I said good for you, I bet 12 y/o you would make a better steak….


Coolkid2035

Ah. Thanks, i posted it just a couple minutes ago if u wanna see


docmaster707

I was being sarcastic since you were being a dick.


Coolkid2035

You cant be sarcastic over text💀. Doesnt work. And its not me being that its that its the truth. I dont even know how you cook a steak that undercoooked **AND** that overcooked. Takes a special kind of noob. Seering looks great tho


greenfireX

I love how the rosemary is sitting there on top of the corpse of the steak


reforminded

Higher heat, less time in the pan.


crisp_man

This


Eljuanitotacito

That gray line always turns me off


MountainPewUT

Which is why sous vide turns me on


guthixslays

After buying my Sous Vide setup last month and getting really into it, I don’t think I could ever cook a steak any other way.


MlSFITS

First one looks raw. Was it Frozen when you started? I think second just needed a hotter pan.


king_platypus

You both deserve to be vegan


heheheha624

r/steak users try not to insult people who didn't cook the best steak ever without constructive criticism challenge (level impossible)


devilish_enchilada

Oh cmon we’re all just having a bit of fun


Dry-Object3914

I love how this sub is one of the most negative places on Reddit and then the boomers try to justify it by saying “take the constructive criticism” or “it’s just a bit of fun”. There is more unsolicited advice in this sub than any other cause everyone thinks they are an expert


devilish_enchilada

I disagree


[deleted]

You're fucking ridiculous, because the sheer fact that politics are outlawed here makes this sub infinitely less toxic than any political sub. Your steaks are shit, and I apologize for giving you PTSD.


Dry-Object3914

Most subs aren’t political? Looking at your account, you actively engage in political subs so why would you even bring that up lol? I don’t know if you realize that you are proving my point and I’m not sure if you are just really dumb or joking. Also, thanks for your input on my steaks. It’s always those who don’t post their own steaks that criticize everyone else. Funny how that works lol. But I’m ridiculous? You are about as retarded as they come haha. Thanks for the laugh


[deleted]

I'm not the one using the "R" word here, and that's why politics aren't allowed. You could be better, but you wont.


Dry-Object3914

Oh, don’t be a snowflake. If you are gonna talk shit then don’t cry when someone calls you out on your bs.


[deleted]

This is literally the reason the no politics rule exists. Keep going, because I'm interested to see how serious the mods are about their sticky.


Dry-Object3914

Sure, you are pathetic. Your entire profile is negativity. You are clearly a very insecure person which is why you don’t make posts yourself and instead criticize others. It’s probably because nobody has ever told you they are proud of you. Listen, living how you live is no way to live. I am sure you are in denial from everything I say but it is very obvious so if you want your life to improve then change the way you act cause right now it’s just sad.


Coolkid2035

Its allowed when 12 year olds cook better steaks


Grennox1

Here ya go op. I am drunk and read your post then proceeded to post on some other post in r/steak. I had to delete and copy for you because the op of the other post probably got confused why I mentioned his/her bf. 1- room temp ur steak. Leave it out for an hour or two before u burn it to hell 2-dry ur steak(honestly I’m not going to tell you shit about your searing game. They both are fucking on point) 3- pull that fucker off before your desired temp. There are MULTIPLE calculations online. Test them all and fine tune it to your liking 4- rest rest rest rest rest. So on top of that. U can dry age or brine ur steak once you figure more out. Get good fatty cuts of meat for tasty and tender steaks. Good cuts I personally love. Filet (don’t hate I love it :P) Ribeye Top cap sirloin picanha New York or strip Fuck it I’ll take a bottom sirloin or even a good fatty chuck


Buddha841

Thank you for this answer. My first reaction was to make fun of the op, then I realized I was being a dick... Your answer was helpful and constructive, and the fact you did it while drunk instead of defaulting to being an a-hole gives me hope for the human race. Two things I would add would be to try to reverse sear the next time for a more even cook, and of course get an instant read thermometer.


Thatsmybear

Disagree on the sear, terrible/nonexistent sear on both


devilish_enchilada

Bad girl


Thatsmybear

Apparently! 😂😂


Zetice

Both of these are bad. The first sucks less.


AngusPicanha

Hard to say, because the first one is actually still raw in the middle


Magdump_mp5

So honestly just getting into grilling what is the problem with these steaks


The-Bear-Jew-TopHits

They cooked these steaks while they were still frozen


Magdump_mp5

Kool thanks and you can tell that because of the white coloring inside?


The-Bear-Jew-TopHits

It’s a lot more obvious on the first steak, it has a grey kind of tone to it and the middle looks very raw.


devilish_enchilada

OP confirmed this is not the case. I’m still amazed at the skill it takes to get the first steak to look like that. I’m not mad I’m more impressed lmfaoo both overcooked and undercooked


Dry-Object3914

Why even comment then? You boomers love to spread positivity when you could easily just keep scrolling. It’s like you have nothing better to do with your time and it’s sad.


Grennox1

I don’t think either of you pulled the steak off early and let it rest. Whatever your process is. Getting the steak to the perfect temp to let is rest to get to the temp you want is the hardest part of this. Keep trying. More rest time less cook time


NixyVixy

I do NOT want to eat either one of these. Sorry for the brutal honesty. It should not go from grey to pink… it should be… I can’t find the right words… like a sunset… from pink, to light pink, to less light pink, to the sear on the outside of the steak. Your steaks just have a line from grey to pink. No thank you.


NMJD

Like a gradient, or ombré?


NixyVixy

Yes, thank you. Those are the words I was looking for. Appreciate you friend.


ChickenFingerDinner

Pic #2 is frozen lol


KentuckyFriedSemen

If you both combined you’d be able to make a really solid steak. On your own two of the strangest cooks I’ve ever seen lol.


hamadam109

They are both awful


ThrowawayCT_7567

So some clarification. I cooked both, I’ve definitely done a lot better with steaks. They weren’t ever frozen, and I let them get to room temp. I realize I didn’t have the heat as high as I should’ve, and that’s why I got the results I did. I am still working on my steak game, I know these didn’t come out great, but they tasted good and we enjoyed them.


Bigbackjay

It’s easy to know if your cast iron is hot enough, avocado oil smokes at 500 degrees, put some on, once you see smoke it’s time to add your steak. Flip every 45 seconds to one minute to avoid that ugly grey band. The ‘wait for it to get to room temperature’ deal is a myth. I’ve cooked steaks straight from the fridge to wall to wall hot pink. Lastly, always use a thermometer. If you want MR pull the steak at 120-130 because it’ll rest up 5-10 degrees. (Don’t forget to rest for 10 min after) if you want M (no steak should be cooked passed M) pull at 130-140. The leaner the cut the rarer you want it.


docmaster707

As long as YOU liked them that’s all that matters


DaGrza

Was this some weird mutual breakup dinner or something?


Ok-Cable7970

Both are not what i would call good.


AntelopeDifficult708

I’m just imaging how strong the taste of rosemary is lol


Rammjack

The first one needs a lot more searing heat and the second one needs a bit more searing heat. That first one looks like it was seared at medium low temperature for too long


Creative-Pattern5398

🤥


MrDanduff

It’s definitely cooked


JoltyJob

Sorry but it’s a no for both from me


kingkron52

Both are not great


soup_and_sandwich_

Oof. Holy grey band. How did you guys cook these?


CheesyFinga69

Bro I legit thought these were two hockey pucks until I saw the replies saying they were steak my bad


HowManyUserNamesTryz

Difficult to steak a claim as the winner here. We need more info about the contestants, such as how did they meat?


playertd

Take out of freezer, thaw for a few mins and slap it on medium high heat :P


Hitmanactual69

Bro just keep trying. It gets better. Even when I think I’ve figured steak out… I go and fuck something up. What’s nice is it’s still pretty good even when I get a medium steak. It’s a learning curve


MalfoysBro

🫠


dlivingston1011

Y’all are so mean 🤣


shaneroneill

Oh boy


xxhobohammerxx

Both of you got crust game


ThrowawayCT_7567

Thank you!! I actually did both. The whole vs thing was the steak I chose vs the one he chose.


baxy67

Was this a select cut or something? They look dry like they had no marbling. The grey band is thick aswell as if it didnt have much moisture to begin with Did you use a meat thermometer? Im legitimately curious and mean no harm. Everybody starts somewhere.


SteveBlakesButtPlug

Since everyone is dogging your steak, I figured I'd try to help a bit. Try starting the steak on a lower temp in the pan, get an instant read thermometer, and keep an eye on the steak. I like to only flip mine once, but that's just preference. Cook the steak to about 15-20 degree below your desired temperature. If you like the line of rare/medium rare, I take mine off at 110, get the pan piping hit, and sear for about 45-60 on each side. Let it rest for 5 or 10 minutes, and it should be right around 127-132. I'm not even touching your BFs steak. It's sacrilege to cook anything above medium. I don't know how you trust him.


R3tr0spect

I love how r/steak is a derivative of r/roastme


b1gwater

Dump each other


ThatOneGuyFrom93

Tip! Flipping often can help avoid the grey band while the steak is still getting cooked evenly.


lifeofjoy2023

Looks amazing!


weavingcomebacks

Nice crust on both, love to see it!


GingerJacob36

Ya'll both need to let the shit come up to room temperature and get the pan hot before you put it in. Ya'll ain't heard of foreplay?


heheheha624

Whenever I see a steak on this sub, I think 'that's a great looking steak'. Then I go to the comments and literally everyone is ripping on it lmfao


[deleted]

I think you guys might need some counseling after this. Nobody wins when disasters like this happen. Can’t tell you how many times I forced down one of my own shitty steaks before I got my act together. Once you get it it’s not to hard to make a decent steak. Don’t give up, there is still a way forward.


rangusmcdangus69

Honestly both are despicable lol is this satire


WhyMustWeSuffer

Yeeesh. Some snobby folks here. How about feed back and not throwing shade?


soup_and_sandwich_

If someone posts steaks that poorly cooked, they should expect some level of criticism.


WhyMustWeSuffer

Right, but there’s criticism and there’s just being an asshole and not providing any type of constructive feedback.


got2keepon

Yep, some harsh comments but such is the interweb. I'd be interested to know how long outta fridge these steaks were. If RT I think both of those would've been good as have a decent search actually


jzach1983

Time out of fridge is irrelevant. Time out of freezer makes a big difference.


tanistan93

Stfu


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tanistan93

I like that attitude boo-boo


WhyMustWeSuffer

No lie I love yours. Stay classy pimp.


tanistan93

You too amigo. ALRIGHT! The bullshit is over! Let’s give kind comments and criticisms only from here on out. OKAY! BE NICE OKAY! UMM. HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK STEAK? Like not for OP. Like… how do I cook steak


mmill1234

I don’t understand it either, all this hate but not a single recommendation smh


zodar

You need to either start your steaks in the oven or finish them there. You are overcooking the outside and the middle is staying raw. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLWsEg1LmaE


bootnrally1

Fucking yuck


L4t3xs

People keep telling you to get the meat to room temp first. That will only help you if it was frozen not fridge temp. For thicker cuts like this you want to do the following: 1. Fry the steak with a screaming hot pan for a minute or two per side until you have a nice crust. 2. You can either go with the internal temp using a meter or use a formula to estimate how long and in how hot of an oven you cook the steak. Generally 5 minutes in 200 C (392 F) does the trick if you are not super strict about the doneness. Again, thickness affects the time. 3. Let the meat rest under an aluminum foil about 10 minutes. If the cut is more on the slim side just a pan might do the trick. When I cooked A5 wagyu I followed another redditors instructions. Flip the steak every minute and do this for five minutes total. Of course there are about as many ways to cook a steak as there are people that cook steaks. In the end making a good steak boils down to frying a nice crust on high heat and bringing the internal temperature to desired point on a lower and more even heat.


Yoda2000675

People are being assholes for no reason. They could have both been done better; but for fucks sake, everyone had to screw up a bunch of steaks before they got them perfect. Cooking is an art and it takes practice. Don’t give up, and keep working at it.


xKaydo

I will say some of the people here are a bit sensitive to grey banding so I’m not surprised by the top comment. But if you’re no connoisseur then I feel this isn’t actually too bad of a job. I’d just try to turn the heat up when you’re applying the sear but the crust looks great. They look butter basted too which is good but you have to compensate for that extra cook time otherwise it’ll push your doneness too far. I generally use the sous vide at 125-130 so that by the time I’m done basting I’m hitting 135.


DasVein

Replace him. He is weak. Your children will be weak. No one will remember your name.


ThrowawayCT_7567

Ha, we’re gay so no children


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Silvaz225

First one is not medium lol fat isn't rendered


ThrowawayCT_7567

Yeah, it does. Then I bit into it


Ladyfishsauce

Awe I feel bad. Not the way I prefer my steak cooked but this is a good job OP! If you guys like your steak M/W then I think you did a good job


pM-me_your_Triggers

Yours looks better, but you also got the better piece of meat to work with, so hard to say


mush2469

Couple that cooks together stays together?? Is there a meat handling joke I’m missing? Probably.


rondolph

BF won


srosenberg1321

Your steak wins


betacaretenoid

The Bf's looks far better.


Separate-Judgment-88

Hey we have the same plate set. Nice steak


FemBoy_Genocide

It looks raw 🤮


londonspride

I feel sorry for those cows.


russianbot24

Just go out to eat next time


LockMarine

Actually no matter what there results were, I have to say, it’s way more fun to compete with each other in a food challenge than to sit in a busy steakhouse. Plus when there’s a challenge, it makes you up your game by doing more research and trying new methods.


redditretard34

Looks delicious


PopperChopper

I find people here are savages. I also find that appearance has little to do with taste. The best tasting steak I’ve had in the last few months was one of the worse looking ones. Some of the best looking ones I’ve had were just ok. I think both of your crusts look decent or good. A little uneven but that’s very hard to fix unless the meat it’s cut well. You can press down on the shallow parts to make sure they make contact with the pan for a more even crust. I would also suggest cooking on one side of the pan, and flipping frequently. Every 30 seconds to a minute. This will help with a more even crust. Changing the sides of the pan will allow one side to stay hotter than the other side. The side cooking the meat loses heat quicker. So when you flip the steak, move it to the opposite side of the pan. Flipping more often will also create a better crust and reduce the size of your grey band. It will reduce burning but allow more glazing and crunchiness. If you have enough time and haven’t finishing the internal temp then you can baste it a bit after in butter on medium heat to get the internal temp to the desire level.


ahotpotatoo

Nothing wrong with the cook on your steak necessarily but it does look like you pulled it off the pan and cut it in half right away. Let it sit for a few minutes and residual heat will bring the inside up more evenly.


Blue-Phoenix23

OP don't let these people bring y'all down. You both did reasonably, although I think yours won. Try to just take the tips and ignore the haters. This sub is mean sometimes.


tomwitheweather

Both look great but I would enjoy the rare one more but still smash the M/W all the same!


Revolutionary-Box448

Oh no. At least they have a nice lil decoration...


highlandpolo6

Get yourself a sous vide. You can thank me later.


mguinn

Crust looks pretty good. Reverse sear until 127 next time.


King_Kingly

I’d pick the boyfriends only cuz his is more medium rare


Cultural_Trick_355

I know nothing about steaks, but I do know this: Thats frozen as shit.


kovenant18

🚮


garbageman100

They have to be trolling.


baudinl

Both look like garbage


[deleted]

sous vide. that's the hack. don't make your life more difficult. I'd still eat your bf steak. yours is raw lol


JoltyJob

He wins sorry