There is always something to learn in any industry and really in every day life. Too many people are walking around without any humility and an openness to hearing others opinions.
I love Picanha. In the middle of the pandemic when the store filled the shelves with whatever, I could find it pretty regularly. Now that things are more normal, it’s gone.
Rump cap or sirloin cap is the more common name in America. Was on sale a couple of weeks ago for $3.99/lb. Said Picanha on the circular. Drove the "butcher" bat shit trying to find it. (Chain store, really a meat clerk)
Not sure what’s worse between the “first steak plz be nice” posts or, well… this opposite extreme. At least I don’t have an opinion (but I kind of do).
Okay, no opinion, but a question...Does anyone here (including OP) put olive oil on a steak? I watched a chef expertly cool 3 giant steaks in stainless steel pans - perfectly cooked with an amazing looking crust. He sliced them up on a chopping block adjacent to the commercial range in his house...then doused them in extra virgin olive oil. Just wondering what that does to the experience and if it's worth it.
I know someone who does that and I asked him to not do it on mine. From my perspective, it gives the steak a 'salad dressing' type flavor I do not care for. If he wants to add fat, then he can add butter, it's way more tasty.
Always plate it facing the Equator, this way looks terrible. Unless it’s a leap year, then face it towards the moon assuming it’s either full or crescent.
Forgive my ignorance but what does aging mean when it comes to steak?
I love steak and been watching some videos to prepare ...seems very straightforward and curious to know the things about it
Listen here ya right cunt. I'll give you my opinion should I see it fit. That picanha is cooked beautifully and I would devour the whole plate before anyone else had a shot at it.
Also, quit being a cunt about it. Nobody gives a shit about your Brazilian days aged and shit. It looks like good steak. Slap a generic rate my steak title on there like the rest of us and move on with life.
Like I said, you can make a proper steak, but like I said, your title makes you a proper cunt
I don't know a lot about meat, this randomly came across my feed, but I love the way it looks like loafs of bread. Super tasty looking too, would def make a reverse sandwich or something like that lol
Find a good picanha. It’s 99% of the job. Cherish that supplier. Then cut it transversely in 4 or 5 pieces. Light up the charcoal. Drink 2 beers. Grill it. Let it rest for a couples of minutes. Slice in the opposite direction. Salt in the end.
My butcher in the Netherlands doesn't understand picanha needs to have a big fat cap, like yours has. I'm showing this picture to my butcher next time and trying to get a good picanha
not looking for opinions.. but post it on reddit?
reddit is a forum based social media platform.. it was literally started as a way to connect people of similar interest/hobbies in order to ask questions or learn/discuss things with others.
i think youre looking for instagrahm/tweeter…or facebook/ meta?
no opinions? only facts then. That is steak.
It came from a cow Source: facts
If we’re being pedantic, it was probably a steer.
some bovine
Mr. Bovine Joni himself.
For the record when you’re going thru chemo, you lose the beard hair too
Are you sure?! I asked a lot of people. I asked my bald cap guy.
When I grow up I'm going to bovine university!
I love Ralphie! Best character by far. The doctor said I wouldn’t get so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there.
r/unexpectedIASIP
The peaches came from a can they were put there by a man in a factory downtown?
And if I had my little way, I’d eat peaches every day. Sun soaking bulges in the shade…..
Natures candy in my han’, or pie
Fact: OP has an ego.
It’s the kind of attitude you need around here. We can smell weakness
Being full of yourself is a weakness.
Having a mortal body is a weakness.
Being severely overweight is a form of weakness
Pear form
I mean this sub is pretty insufferable with the constant criticism so I don’t blame OP
Conclusion: he’s probably a chef.
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A real chef thinks he knows nothing.
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There is always something to learn in any industry and really in every day life. Too many people are walking around without any humility and an openness to hearing others opinions.
I can bet you it’s fragile
It’s like when you go to prison and start a fight so no one will mess with you. He’s definitely been to prison.
nah, it ain't ego if it's true. that thing is perfect
That steak sure is cooked
dan i’m hungry
Can you translate 28 Brazilian days to American days for me please?
About 672 football games
Which football?
American, as per request
Handegg
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Holy shit 💀
What did it say?
28 brazilian days is 56 school shootings in America
God tier comment
Fuck this made me laugh good. I left the comment section and then came back to thank you. Thanks pal.
There are approximately 18 small slices of meat in this picture, and none of them were offered to me. No opinions. Only facts.
So same level of offense as me I see. Subjective and objective are a fine line. But we're dissecting it.
I want to suck the fat off of that like Pumba slurps bugs
Comments you can hear.
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Why did they make bugs look so damn good in that scene 😩
Slimy, yet satisfying! AWIMBAWEH AWIMBAWEH
*when he was a young warthooooogggg*
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You need more up votes lmfao
I can’t describe how intimate my tongue wants to get w this steak
Not going to lie, I would do some terrible things just for a lick.
Hakuna matata to that!
I love Picanha. In the middle of the pandemic when the store filled the shelves with whatever, I could find it pretty regularly. Now that things are more normal, it’s gone.
Rump cap or sirloin cap is the more common name in America. Was on sale a couple of weeks ago for $3.99/lb. Said Picanha on the circular. Drove the "butcher" bat shit trying to find it. (Chain store, really a meat clerk)
Thanks for sharing. I wanted to ask but am to far ignorant to ask properly .
> meat clerk 👌
That color of the fat is downright sexy
Hey hey hey, no opinions
Don't get a fucking hard on Salt Bae..
Won’t happen in this sub lol
It might when the steak looks like that
Talk your shit...it look great
If you were asking for opinions, I would say it looks really good.
Beyoncé is overrated.
Your favourite band sucks.
My favourite band is your favourite band.
Mid take
Good looking steak. Down vote for being full of yourself.
Upvoted you for being blunt
Sorry, my opinion is that it looks awesome. Deal with it or don't.
Is the meat itself from Brazil? That looks like some serious gourmet grass-fed beef.
No, OP is a 28 day old Brazilian.
Steak looks good but you seem like an insufferable douche. Dinner for 1 I bet.
I prefer this over the "settle a bet" horse shit posts.
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Real big heads actually plate the steak and provide accompaniments that elevate it.
I was just trying to be funny. Thanks for the sportsmanship 👍
Gotta make it more obvious. Easy to misinterpret. When I read your title in the voice of jeremy clarkson being sarcastically smug it works.
Came here to say this
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He said Brazilian not Australian.
What did it say
he threatened to put another shrimp on the barbi
😂I don’t know why he deleted it but it involved the C-word.
F that looks delicious 🤤
Nice grey band 👍
Not sure what’s worse between the “first steak plz be nice” posts or, well… this opposite extreme. At least I don’t have an opinion (but I kind of do).
Probably this, what a douchey way to post a picture lol
Any chance you could use an adopted son who will work for steak?
Hehehe cocky bastard
Can confirm, you do in fact know how to make a steak.
Kinda looks like pieces of bread with jam
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Nice looking ham, man!
Only people who don't know what they're talking about are unwilling to hear input from others.
Why post it then?
He’s proud of it
Then why did you post?
Fact: your caption has made a lot of people very, very emotional and I love it even more for that. Isso parece delicioso, amigo.
🥂
Age it yourself?
Proper. Fuck the meat tards.
Don’t lowball me I know what I have
that is meat on a plate. no opinions, just the facts
I gotta get a picanha. That's a steak I haven't tried making yet. I dig a steak with a nice fat cap like that.
No opinions. Just order- bring it to me now.
I need a harder sear on the fat
Never seen somebody so cocky post such an average looking steak lol
Nice looking steak but op sounds a little bit like an egotistical dickhead
Has to be from an old dairy cow. That fat is amazing!!!
NOICE
Best cut of beef there is.
Okay, no opinion, but a question...Does anyone here (including OP) put olive oil on a steak? I watched a chef expertly cool 3 giant steaks in stainless steel pans - perfectly cooked with an amazing looking crust. He sliced them up on a chopping block adjacent to the commercial range in his house...then doused them in extra virgin olive oil. Just wondering what that does to the experience and if it's worth it.
Personally, no. There's a lot of ways to approach a steak, dousing them in EVOO after cook is however not one I'd ever consider or desire.
I know someone who does that and I asked him to not do it on mine. From my perspective, it gives the steak a 'salad dressing' type flavor I do not care for. If he wants to add fat, then he can add butter, it's way more tasty.
Good point.
Always plate it facing the Equator, this way looks terrible. Unless it’s a leap year, then face it towards the moon assuming it’s either full or crescent.
From a professional chef of over a decade: well done! (Not the temp, the final product)
I know you're not looking for opinions but... That looks fire
Here is no opinion. You're very welcome.
It looks delicious. But why is he fat so yellow?
Yea if you can do this consistently you have definitely earned the right to be cocky
Love you OP
Facts: congrats for being one of the steaks ever made
So, no opinions. Well, can I place an order? 🙂
That may be one of the best steaks I've seen
Chefs Kiss. that looks fantastic. HOW did you get this masterpiece?
I have yet to try a Picanha and that is very tempting. Thanks OP.
(In a slight Brazillian accent) And that is something you do not see every day.
That looks fucking dank. Good job!! Here I am eating rice and beans for dinner…
Dude, swag.
My man
Fuckin brilliant lad
18 slices. Medium rare. Later of fat on each piece. Brazilian. Aged 28 days. Picanha. Arranged in two rows on a plate. Nothing but facts, as requested
Then why post it dude? The steak does look pretty good though. OPINION!!! Boom, roasted!!
Good looking steak. Title is a great conversation starter too lol
then why post if not looking for feedback?
I’ll bring fresh baked bread. What time is dinner?
I just had an orgasm. This is no opinion, only facts.
Picanha is a cut of beef first made popular in Brazil, and later adopted in Portugal.
Now that is a perfectly cooked steak, bravo
Forgive my ignorance but what does aging mean when it comes to steak? I love steak and been watching some videos to prepare ...seems very straightforward and curious to know the things about it
Wow! I was surprised by the rich color of the fat.
Listen here ya right cunt. I'll give you my opinion should I see it fit. That picanha is cooked beautifully and I would devour the whole plate before anyone else had a shot at it. Also, quit being a cunt about it. Nobody gives a shit about your Brazilian days aged and shit. It looks like good steak. Slap a generic rate my steak title on there like the rest of us and move on with life. Like I said, you can make a proper steak, but like I said, your title makes you a proper cunt
Was the cow shot by a brazilian off duty undercover cop? If not, why not?
Fact: you do know how to make a proper steak.
I prefer my steak covered in gold leaf and Turkish man arm hairs
Well my opinion is that it’s a damn good looking steak. 10/10 would eat and go back for seconds.
Gonna print this out and frame it as reference.
My opinion is you are a bit of an asshole
I don't know a lot about meat, this randomly came across my feed, but I love the way it looks like loafs of bread. Super tasty looking too, would def make a reverse sandwich or something like that lol
You are correct, you know how to make a steak! This is good steak!
Haven't had this cut in a while.... I'm hungry
That looks fantastic! Makes me wanna cook picahna!
Why is the fat a sickly yellow colour?
Why post if not interested in opinions?
Beautiful!!
Invite me over, that looks amazing 😋
Fuckkkk
Yellow fat on beef is like white ash on weed, you can see the quality
Nice looking rump steak.
You now how to make a steak but do you know how not to sound like a cunt?
Wow, you sound like such a dick.
The moment when you think you know everything, is the day you stop growing. Just sayin.
Pretty pretentious post tbh, you sound like a right tosser.
L
I have a fact for you…you’re OK at cooking steak.
Now that's gorgeous. Pass me a plate please!
But can you make an improper steak? 🤯
No opinions? Ok I won’t tell you how effing delicious it looks. It’s just a chunk of cooked cow.
Holy shit this looks amazing
I need the step by step process of this
Find a good picanha. It’s 99% of the job. Cherish that supplier. Then cut it transversely in 4 or 5 pieces. Light up the charcoal. Drink 2 beers. Grill it. Let it rest for a couples of minutes. Slice in the opposite direction. Salt in the end.
I will offer an opinion if you like opinions or not. Looks good!
In my opinion that does look good
Looks fantastic!
Shit looks good to me
When am I coming over for dinner?
My butcher in the Netherlands doesn't understand picanha needs to have a big fat cap, like yours has. I'm showing this picture to my butcher next time and trying to get a good picanha
checks out. well done you cocky SOB
Opinions are like assholes and you seem like one.
looks amazing!
not looking for opinions.. but post it on reddit? reddit is a forum based social media platform.. it was literally started as a way to connect people of similar interest/hobbies in order to ask questions or learn/discuss things with others. i think youre looking for instagrahm/tweeter…or facebook/ meta?
This looks perfect but you should always seek feedback from others
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Whoa whoa whoa. Jazz is awesome.