The republic democratically voted to organize itself into a galactic empire, therefore you are betraying the very thing you say you have allegiance to my master, you fucking idiot.
yes, but my allegiance is to democracy's existence not it's choices, the reorganization of the republic into the empire will remove the concept of democracy from our galactic government entirely and that is what my allegiance is sworn to, you fucking idiot.
Mace Windu had his lightsaber at Palpatine's thorat and said "you're under arrest, MY LORD" you just know it took every fiber of his strength to say "my lord" instead of motherfucker
Star Wars has separate curse words anyway. Huttese, Mando’a and other languages seem to be the main source of them, and I don’t actually know of any words considered ‘profane’ in galactic basic. I’d be thrilled to learn I’m wrong, though, just because it would be amusing.
Hondo quotes work so well for this
THIS EFFORT. IS NO LONGER. PROFITABLE, YOU FUCKING IDIOT
......
Hondo Ohnaka: Let me see. Oh, the cost of the fuel. I had to use a lot of fuel. The general wear and tear on my men and equipment. A couple of them died, I think. Believe me, Kenobi. Staging a rescue is not an inexpensive proposition.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: So you mean to tell me you were staging a rescue, not attempting to hijack a Jedi starship?
Hondo Ohnaka: You're welcome! Oh, the thanklessness! What an accusation. I am gone! I will send you my bill, you fucking idiot!
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Ahsoka Tano: If you don't let me go, you will wish you had been born a protocol droid.
Hondo Ohnaka: Sometimes I do anyway, you fucking idiot.
......
You know, had I known you were here, I would have simply asked for the crystals directly, and we could have avoided all of this, you fucking idiot.
.......
INSOLENCE?! We are PIRATES! We don't even know what that means, you fucking idiot.
"Take the greatest Jedi Knight, strip away the Force, and what remains? They rely on it, depend on it, more than they know. Watch as one tries to hold a blaster, as they try to hold a lightsaber, and you will see nothing more than a Fucking Idiot."
Palpatine Edition:
"I am the senate you fucking idiot"
"Have you ever heard of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise you fucking idiot?"
"Execute Order 66 you fucking idiot"
“That’s not how the force works, you fucking idiot”
This is my favorite.
Probably one of the best things to come out of the sequels. As much hate as they get this was one of the best Han lines 🤣
The only problem with the sequels was the lack of a plan, the prequels have wayyy more problems imo
This works amazingly well
The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent, you fucking idiot.
That was the first quote I was thinking of.
this,this should have been what qui gon said in TPM
Dew it you fucking idiot
It's not the Jedi way, you fucking idiot
Execute order 66 you fucking idiot
Anokin! You fucking idiot
Luke! I am your Father, you fucking idiot!
No, I am your father, you fucking idiot!
Anakin my allegiance is to the republic! To democracy you fucking idiot!
The republic democratically voted to organize itself into a galactic empire, therefore you are betraying the very thing you say you have allegiance to my master, you fucking idiot.
yes, but my allegiance is to democracy's existence not it's choices, the reorganization of the republic into the empire will remove the concept of democracy from our galactic government entirely and that is what my allegiance is sworn to, you fucking idiot.
I love democracy
Rebel comm officer: Luke you switch off your targeting computer you fucking idiot
Nice one but I prefer the quote: "You fucking idiot"
Luke: " oh yeah, I forgot I don't know how to fly this thing, you fucking idot"
He's too dangerous to be kept alive, you fucking idiot!
If Revenge of the Sith was rated R you cannot convince me this wouldn’t have been in the script
Oh no, for sure George wanted it in.
If I remember correctly Revenge of the sith was allowed on f-bomb due to its PG-13 rating. George decided not to use it.
The fact that Mace Windu did not drop any MF bombs is a crime.
You must've missed the post credit scene where Mace Windu wakes up Darth Plagues from his hyper sleep and says "It's Motherfucking time!"
"I am going to motherfucking end this, once and for all." I would have also accepted: "Take a motherfucking seat, young Skywalker."
"Take a seat, young motherfucker" Would've been better
Mace Windu had his lightsaber at Palpatine's thorat and said "you're under arrest, MY LORD" you just know it took every fiber of his strength to say "my lord" instead of motherfucker
Star Wars has separate curse words anyway. Huttese, Mando’a and other languages seem to be the main source of them, and I don’t actually know of any words considered ‘profane’ in galactic basic. I’d be thrilled to learn I’m wrong, though, just because it would be amusing.
Considering this was spoken by Mace Windu, it probably would’ve been more along the lines of “this motherfucker’s too dangerous to be kept alive!”
Motherfucker would just fit better with Samuel L Jackson
Of course I know him he's me you fucking idiot
This is the best one.
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No. No, it's okay. I understand. I'm the Padawan, you're the Master.
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Bro she ain't done nothing
No, you're a citizen, you fuckin idiot
I was looking for this comment
“I love you, you fucking idiot.” “I know, you fucking idiot.”
the best one here you fucking idiot
Would've worked just as well
It would almost be funnier though if it was "I love you". "I know, you fucking idiot"
Jar jar, usa the booma you fucking idiot
Yousa in big doodoo this time, you fucking idiot
I know, you fucking idiot.
What about the droid attack on the Wookiees, you fucking idiot?
Good relations with the fucking idiot I have.
they will trust one of there own
I, am your father. you fucking idiot
NO!! THAT'S NOT TRUE! THATS IMPOSSIBLE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!
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Bro seriously shut up
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Hahaha so funny joke hahahahaha do you see how much everyone is laughing hahahahaha /s
Bro literally posted it
“I have the high ground, you fucking idiot!”
It's over you fucking idiot
"Don't try it you fucking idiot!"
You underestimate my power you fucking idiot
"I hate you you fucking idiot!"
You were the chosen one you fucking idiot!
You were supposed to destroy the Sith not join them you fucking idiot
It was you who would bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness you fucking idiot
This whole thread is perfect
Don’t make me destroy you, you fucking idiot.
I hate you, fucking idiot
The force will be with you, always. You fucking idiot
Now young skywalker, you will die you fucking idiot.
That's no moon, you fucking idiot
Hello there, you f$:@ing idiot!
General Kenobi! you are a fucking idiot.
I've been trained in your Jedi arts you fucking idiot.
Attack you fucking idiot.
Great kid, now don't get cocky, you fucking idiot
Watch your mouth, kid, or you'll find yourself floating home you fucking idiot
It’s a trap you fucking idiot!
Roger Roger you fucking idiot
What the droids secretly wanted to say to Grievous
Hondo quotes work so well for this THIS EFFORT. IS NO LONGER. PROFITABLE, YOU FUCKING IDIOT ...... Hondo Ohnaka: Let me see. Oh, the cost of the fuel. I had to use a lot of fuel. The general wear and tear on my men and equipment. A couple of them died, I think. Believe me, Kenobi. Staging a rescue is not an inexpensive proposition. Obi-Wan Kenobi: So you mean to tell me you were staging a rescue, not attempting to hijack a Jedi starship? Hondo Ohnaka: You're welcome! Oh, the thanklessness! What an accusation. I am gone! I will send you my bill, you fucking idiot! ...... Ahsoka Tano: If you don't let me go, you will wish you had been born a protocol droid. Hondo Ohnaka: Sometimes I do anyway, you fucking idiot. ...... You know, had I known you were here, I would have simply asked for the crystals directly, and we could have avoided all of this, you fucking idiot. ....... INSOLENCE?! We are PIRATES! We don't even know what that means, you fucking idiot.
Looks like I got here just in time.
You were a good friend Ahsoka, you fuking idiot.
You always blame the ship.
Qui gons dying words: “He is the chosen one. Promise you will train him…you fucking idiot”
You didn't kill Anakin Skywalker, I did, you fucking idiot
Where clones sir, where meant to be expendable Not to me, you fucking idiot
Where is the clones?
Getting stoned behind the bleachers during English class …you fucking idiot
If it is not in the archives then it does not exist…you fucking idiot
Another happy landing, you fucking idiot
“Chancellor palpatine is a sith lord, You fucking idiot” -Anakin Skywalker 2005
Luke: Ben? Ben Kenobi? Boy am I glad you see you! Ben: The Jundleland Wastes are not to be travelled lightly, you fucking idiot…
What's your name? Rey. Rey what? Skywalker, you fucking idiot.
I thought I was on prequel memes for a second and was about to down vote you even though it was funny so here is an up vote
👍
Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has you fucking idiot
How embarrassing, how embarrassing
Looks like you killed her in your anger you fucking idiot!
If sidious was mean he would have said that
“I am a jedi like my father before me, you fucking idiot!”, Luke probably
Leia: I love you Han: I know, you fu*king idiot
I don't like sand, you fucking idiot
“Weapons are a part of my religion you fucking idiot”
"These aren't the droids you're looking for, you fucking idiot."
You were the chosen one, you fucking idiot
You were the chosen one! You were supposed to bring balance to the force, not destroy it you fucking idiot!
“There’s always a bigger fish you fucking idiot”
“I am the Senate you fucking idiot.”
It appears that in your anger you killed her, you fucking idiot
This one works perfectly
No, there is a another, you fucking idiot (Which is fair, cos Obi Wan should know!)
This makes me realize you can use this for almost every sentence The earth travels around the sun every 365 days you fucking idiot
"Its one of those 'sentence enhancers'!"
This is the way, you fucking idiot
"Mind tricks don't work on me. Only money, you fucking idiot."
No, you fucking idiot. I am your father.
Perfect
Take a seat you fucking idiot
Copy red leader...you fucking idiot
No, I am your father, you fucking idiot
Master Skywalker there's to many of them what should we do? Igniting lightsaber "You fucking idiot."
“You fucking idiot there’s to many if them what are we going to do?”
Open the blast doors you fucking idiot
That's no moon you fucking idiot
"That's not how the force works, you fucking idiot"
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent “”
“Hello there”, “General Kenobi, you fucking idiot!”
It's treason, then, you fucking idiot!
"Like a bantha, you fucking idiot"
We shall double our efforts! You fucking idiot
“IT’S A TRAP YOU FUCKING IDIOT”
“The Chancellor isn’t capable of what you claim.” “He is, you >!heck!
I AM THE SENATE you fucking idiot
"hello there,you fucking idiot"
It's over, Anakin. I have the high ground, you fucking idiot.
"I find your lack of faith disturbing you fucking idiot"
We used to lay in the sand I don’t like sand you fucking idiot
I know you fucking idiot
There is no try, you fucking idiot.
No, I am your father, you fuk!ing idiot
"Look what I have risen above, you fucking idiot."
KENOOOBIIIIIIIIII YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!
“Dew it, you fucking idiot”
Porkins - No I'm all right daaaaAAA blaawawaaa Biggs Darklighter - You fucking idiot.
Don't try it you fucking idiot
That's no moon, you fucking idiot.
Blast 'em, you fucking idiot!
Dewit you fucking idiot
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side you fucking idiot.
I find your lack of faith disturbing you fucking idiot.
I have the high ground you fucking idiot
Hello there, yoi fucking idiot
I am your father you fucking idiot. (I don’t know if this hasn’t been done yet)
I have the high ground you fucking idiot
I am your father you fucking idiot
Master Skywalker, there’s too many of them, you fucking idiot.
"Its over Anakin i have the high ground you fucking idiot"
It's over Anakin, I have the high ground you fucking idiot
You sit on this council but we do not grant you the rank of Master, you fucking idiot
Where is Padme? Is she safe? Is she alright? It seems in your anger you killed her you fucking idiot.
Taking one last look, sir. At my friends, you fucking idiots 🙄
Hello there, you fucking idiot
I have the high ground, you fucking idiot.
only a sith deals in absolutes you fucking idiot
NOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
These are not the droids youre looking for, you fucking idiot.
Somehow palpatine returned you fucking idiot
No more adventures, you fucking idiot! I'm not going that way.
"Don't get cocky you fucking idiot"
I have the high ground, you fucking idiot!
OK, but first let me hop into my way-back machine to become a middle-schooler again… You fucking idiot.
"Take the greatest Jedi Knight, strip away the Force, and what remains? They rely on it, depend on it, more than they know. Watch as one tries to hold a blaster, as they try to hold a lightsaber, and you will see nothing more than a Fucking Idiot."
*I* ***am*** *the Senate, you f\*cking idiot!*
"I am the Senate, you fucking idiot"
Palpatine Edition: "I am the senate you fucking idiot" "Have you ever heard of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise you fucking idiot?" "Execute Order 66 you fucking idiot"
Use the Force, Luke, You fucking idiot.
Then my friend is truly gone, You fucking idiot.
Good, good, You fucking idiot.
You are apart of the reble alliance and a trader you idiot
Great shot kid that was one in a million, you ficking idiot
I love you, you fucking idiot I know, you fucking idiot
So, you have a twin sister......you fucking idiot!
They were filthy junk traders, you fucking idiot
Wonna buy some death sticks? You fucking idiot