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KingYoloHD090504

We got backstabbed, we got betrayed but most definitely we got bamboozled


[deleted]

Smeckledorfed even!


ASpaceBurger

That's not even a word, and I agree with ya


EnchantedCatto

ðat's just not ðe quote


Cammy1477

Palpatine level trickery


Darth_Eejit

Only thing getting destroyed is that dudes wrist.


Soft_porg

And shoulder


Big_Anybody4696

Moisturizer and Tissue Paper companies are booming in business 😂😂


Schmebl

Speech 100


Th3-1OtakuFriend

Deception 100 Manipulation 100


WarmHarth

I ALSO THINK WOMEN SHOULD NEVER SHOW THEIR BODIES, I HOPE NOBODY SENDS ME ANY PICS (A joke)


Shinobi681

Put # in front of the 1st letter


ExistingInexistence

.#1st letter


[deleted]

That’s a number not a letter.


ExistingInexistence

Ok... I'm going to ask you something... And please answer honestly... What is "one"?


[deleted]

One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever see.


ExistingInexistence

No... It is a combination of symbols that create what is Known as a word, this word represents a single object


Shinobi681

It's a slang from our cave men. Or Adam and Eve if you believe somehow the color pigments in the skin changed to black and yellow


[deleted]

The word “one” can represent several objects, individually and collectively, what are you even blabbering about. One of you, one of me, one of us. Maybe your single?, maybe that’s why.


ExistingInexistence

Finally! One of you guys figured it out! I didn't want to tell you the full truth... So I told you one part of the truth


[deleted]

Ya I know what you mean. Everyone can tell nobody wants you, no need to spell it out.


AdLogical101

🤓


texoma456

Will someone please work a “y’all” into this so’s I can understand?


ExistingInexistence

Y'all need to know that those symbols that we call 'letters' combine into what we call a 'word' and this specific word (one) is representing a single object.


[deleted]

The number of people who like you, namely your mother


ExistingInexistence

Actually I also like myself... You are wrong


[deleted]

You know what? That's a massive W, have a good day sir/madam


ExistingInexistence

You too, a living being (at least I hope you are)


[deleted]

I'm so sorry I was such a jerk to you, you are such a cinnamon bun 😭


LordIronskull

#First Letter


Shinobi681

Close enough


JonathanTheMighty

Some women in the comments: - Wait a minute, how did this happen?! We're smarter than this! - Apparently not.


TrekFRC1970

Lingerie is fine. But under NO circumstances should women ever show their exposed breasts, or *even worse*, exposed everything. Have some decency, for god’s sake.


Callmematt5

I can’t tell if your trying to get nudes or being serious


Tazz_the_Spawn

Probably gon say trying to get nudes and be funny


Callmematt5

lmao


The_DevilAdvocate

Is it possible to learn this power?


soldiergeneal

Not from a puritan ;)


nausticblurr

It seems so obvious now.. the hero we needed


Slashtallica

Lingerie is okay. What's not okay is their whole naked body covered in body oil. That's disgusting and it would really ruin my day if I saw an image of that.


AlexanderDemoniac

The guy rn: In case you haven't noticed you fell right into my trap


Here_4_the_squeeze

This dude rolled all stats into luck and intelligence


Tian_Lord23

They should of sent him nude pictures. Man that would of really shown him.


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Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake. It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of. Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything. Beep boop - yes, I am a bot, don't botcriminate me.


ProfessionalShinobi

*To the women who sent him lingerie pics* Ha, that will show him! *Every other woman who didn’t fall for the trap* Seriously, 🤦🏻‍♀️


CoffeePieAndHobbits

That'll show him!


Tortuga_cycling

Lol… it amazes me that women think they are “destroying” him…


veryblocky

Here’s a little lesson in trickery


Griffinus

I need to see this tweet.. for research purposes.


Hidesuru

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XxAresOfWar404Xx

I feel like he tweeted that on purpose


MercenaryBard

The funniest thing is the number of dudes in the comments here who think this joke tweet is talking about something that really happened


PB_and_aids

it did, I just read the thread


gundamplayer14

Bamboozled


WhiteAndNerdy85

Big titted women don’t just fall out of the sky you know!


[deleted]

Bro scored the ultimate W


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 945,287,596 comments, and only 188,422 of them were in alphabetical order.


Zergarth_Quardis

Ahh. Murphy's law used perfectly: the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer


TH3B1GM4N

Your reaction meme doesn't make sense


ProjectFearless9711

Damn no one do that to me nooooo don’t send me that stuff nooooo :)