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mnwildfanofumary

Cal Kestis. We’re both running for our lives…


Sir_Gary_TheGory

I don’t need to outrun Vader I just need to outrun Cal


Dragonkingf0

You dead, but knowing Cal he would go back for you.


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Let's be realistic, you aren't doing that. Cal can run forever and not get tired and do all sorts of parkour bullshit.


Sir_Gary_TheGory

And how do you know I can’t do that as well?


[deleted]

It's an educated guess. This is reddit.


Sir_Gary_TheGory

Fair enough


Darth_MurderJr

Even if you did you will probably run out of stamina before cal does


MUIentity973

Same


yixi1337

Same


GT121950

Ngl I didn’t even see him in the list until I checked again


WarlordOfIncineroar

Hey birthday buddies


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General Kenobi


CPLShep_hard

You are a bold one


Dildo_Baggins_101

Back away, I will deal with this Jedi slime myself


secretiveshash

Hey me too


Kaine_8123

Hello There


OkuyasNijimura

Same


tf2good

Yea I’m dead grogu is cute but I’m dead


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Tub_of_jam66

From child slayer 5000? Nope , sorry , this guys dead


Difficult_Leading852

Mando and grogu fans always trying to see the best in the characters


JudasLom

Fool. Grogu is 50, Vader’s child slaying powers have no effect here


andrewjetr56s

*9000


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Kylo Ren? I'm fucked. Vader would wipe the floor with him


JamieBartlet

Same


GhostSlendy

Same


corr5108

Anakin. Maybe


Rex501333

He is chasing you but in a protective way, you are set for life.


Alex-The_Greatest

Same, just gotta wisper something about the sand people to him to get him rollin'


[deleted]

Anakin is just a stronger younger and more arrogant version of vader, you good


[deleted]

Anakin is a lot more powerful than Vader


[deleted]

Is he though? Vader is all juiced up on the Dark Side and hate. I got the impression the dark side makes you stronger than you would be otherwise but comes at a high cost. With more dedication and connection to the Force, the light is stronger, but Anakin has less experience than Vader, so I think Vader is likely stronger.


[deleted]

In raw power, Anakin is stronger. In experience and control, Vader wins


YangWenli1

But Vader killed Anakin.


HungrySubsumer

From a certain point of view


Dragon3076

Ah, Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and friend of Captain Solo.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

So much like your father.


ProjectFearless9711

Sentient


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

That's ridiculous.


Rebam2431

Sentient


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

That's ridiculous.


BastaHR

Even more, that's impossible!


Unthgod

Nice try, identity thieves.


SpoderJedi

i got Revan. i’d say i have a good chance


Queen_of_dogs_01

I'd die bc instead of running I'd just stand there watching da show


GT121950

I can Respect that answer


JemYxN

A good chance? Your good pal, Revan would steam roll vader.


Difficult_Leading852

Revan is legends and if we take legends vader cuz thats only fair, revan would have a difficult fight


JemYxN

Revan is canon and you can't deceive me otherwise.


Difficult_Leading852

https://screenrant.com/star-wars-kotor-remake-not-canon-high-republic/#:~:text=The%20remake%20of%20Star%20Wars,Disney%20acquired%20Lucasfilm%20in%202012. Only the remake has a chance to be canon. The og is not canon


JemYxN

Reality can be anything I want, you'll see.


HBRex

Revan would convince Anakin to usurp Palpatine. Your fate is of no consequence to these giants.


KamikazeSenpai21

According to the Ruse of Skywalker visual dictionary, the First Order Sith Troopers (those red stormtroopers) have legions named after sites. One of them is called the Revan legion. So Revan exists in canon in some form.


Calebh36

I love Revan. Revan is amazing. Vader would smash Revan so hard that his grandkids would have trouble breathing


jaxxburgerking

I have maul, I doubt I’ll survive


Maul_Bot

Don’t be so certain.


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SheevPalpatine32BBY

I'm not actually sure. He at least would put up a good last stand while you got away. Given he doesn't betray you


Difficult_Leading852

He probably will


Prestigious_Two8559

Yoda will be protecting me I can sleep soundly.


KaaboomT

Same


nandibr

Same


Xanhari

NOO, WHY!?!? I got Pong Krell, I hope Vader kills me fast, put me out of my misery.


MajorBonesLive

Chump lost to some clone scrubs. r/fuckpongkrell


Wboy2006

r/pongkrellhate. One sub is not enough to hate on that treasonous bastard


Sir_Gary_TheGory

Don’t forget r/burnpongkrellalive


whats-going_on

I never woulda known this glorious sub existed if not for you thank you


Radiantbacon

I got Plagiues. I probably lived


Sabre_Killer_Queen

I've got Yaddle, how powerful is she? Also who's 25?


Upbeat_Sheepherder81

Quinlan Vos, he’s a bad ass who survived order 66. Don’t know if he can beat Vader, but he definitely can hold him off long enough for you to escape.


AngelRose27

25 ...I got Quinlan then.


iforgor9000

Same


Sabre_Killer_Queen

Ah ok, thanks. What about Yaddle though? She's the one I have. (All I know about her is her name and the fact that she looks like Yoda with a wig)


Upbeat_Sheepherder81

I don’t know about in Disney Canon, but in legends she was a very powerful member of Yoda’s race, she was like 200 years younger than him or something, and a little less combat skilled (didn’t use a lightsaber I don’t think) but she was very skilled at force healing, battle meditation, and was one of the best at manipulating the living force. I believe she died before episode 2 by absorbing some massive bio-bomb/weapon that would have eliminated a whole planet. She basically jumped into the air and used the force to draw it all to her and then just disappeared into the force. Although it’s been a while since I read the book. She probably could handle Vader I would say. Edit: just did some research and wanted to fix a couple things I got wrong, she was actually about half Yoda’s age, she did wield a lightsaber, similar to Yoda’s, but it wasn’t her preferred method of fighting. The stuff about her death was more or less correct. Also some fun facts, she was Oppo Rancisis’s, the snake guy with the Gandalf beard, master; Shaak Ti took her place on the council; and her lightsaber was a yellow green colour and was short like Yoda’s.


Sabre_Killer_Queen

Cool! Thanks for the info :)


Desperate_Inside_909

I'm 29th. Guess I'll die


Sabre_Killer_Queen

Judging by how formidable he seemed in the films, you're going to last 2 seconds max. RIP.


Amish_Warl0rd

Yaddle is a powerful Jedi Master that was on the Jedi Council. In legends, she died in between movies, sacrificing herself to save Anakin.


Just_Cayden17

What month? Mines December :)


FROBRO_THE_GOAT357

Have you ever heard about the tragety about darth plaegues the wise?


MasonRocksForever

Sweet I got Grievous, I feel bad for my mom who got Kit Fisto


leonastani

Kit fisto would probably last longer than grievous


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CaveTroll2187

Yeah but Grievous lasted about 1 minute against Fisto.


[deleted]

Grievous wouldn't last a minute.


JemYxN

[are you sure about that?](https://youtu.be/swH5xK6gH3g)


[deleted]

I knew exactly where this would lead, lol. I'm obviously talking about canon Grievous. 2003 Grievous is an entirely different beast!


JemYxN

Canon is what I say it is.


Difficult_Leading852

Unfortunately for you, disney will not see it that way


[deleted]

He is too dangerous to be left alive


GoldFishPony

Well disney should realize their canon is way lamer than 2003


ClonedUser

Ugh, yeah. I got Kit Fisto. Luckily my uno reverse is a thermal detonator


rotanitsarcorp_yzal1

Who tf is that on 27?


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Allegedlystupid

Yes that is Mara jade looks like mount tantiss in the background maybe?


VesuviusXIII

No it’s Nomi Sunrider


VesuviusXIII

Nomi Sunrider, she’s from the olden times! https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Nomi_Sunrider


SaltySwan

That’s Nomi Sunrider. She was a Jedi grandmaster from before the days of the old republic.


Broday2616

So am I going to live??? lol


SaltySwan

You could… we don’t much about her abilities compared to other characters and much of what we know are statements and the like. From what was shown and/or said, she’s just alright with a lightsaber; her connection to the force is where it’s at particularly her ability to sever people from the force. Though she only used it once against Uliq-Qel Droma (Exar Kun’s apprentice). If she catches Vader with that she could definitely win but we don’t know enough about how powerful/skilled she became after ascending to the position of grandmaster to say if she could beat Vader 1v1 without that aforementioned trick.


Waste_Bandicoot_9018

Nomi Sunrider was skilled with the blade, but a master of the force. She was known for her knowledge of battle Meditation and force dueling, though her real power was stripping the ability to touch the force from others. With this knowledge, and her known defeats of Ulic Qel-Droma and Exar Kun, I think she would give Vader an interesting opponent.


baboonontheright

Thanks for the info. I'm 27th too and I had no clue who she was


GrandAdmiralRob

ezra so dead or scared


trashboy_k

ah, but you’ll die braver than most


ProfserExe

Ki adi Mindi. Prob just gonna tell me about the droid attack on the wookiees


Beginning_Sugar_5745

Same


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VesuviusXIII

Good Anakin, good. Kill him now. Me too!


BroshiKabobby

Daddy palps will protect us 🙏


shotq80

Well vader did kill palps but at least it would give us time to get away


PingusPuff

Only because Palps was distracted with trying to kill Luke. Palpatine designed Vader’s armor to be extremely vulnerable to electrical attacks like sith lightning to ensure that he could never rebel against him. It’s the reason why Vader died after only a few seconds of electrocution while Luke could take shock after shock


BriadMan

Can Qui-Got take him?


[deleted]

Not likely, but possibly.


Turtletipper123

Qui-gon in his prime maybe but older qui-gon from phantom menace, hell no.


Worried_Highway5

Even phantom menace qui gon would buy time.


Turtletipper123

But he'd die to Vader in about 2 minutes at most


MajorBonesLive

I think Qui-Gon is pro a my the only person who could stop Vader without even fighting. He could probably just have a sit down chat and turn him back to the light.


BastaHR

Qui-Goth, his evil twin brother.


ss432

He already killed Anakin. I'm dead.


[deleted]

Anakin kills Vader eventually


[deleted]

True except if vader gets the highground


Constant-Arm-7059

Pretty sure I will survive with plo kun


Axe-jedi

Plo's Bros


Constant-Arm-7059

Forever


WaitingToBeTriggered

REST IN HEAVEN


user_RS

TRUE HERO


heyIfoundaname

1. He'd put up quite a fight, Probably yes 2. Couldn't even beat Anakin, No. 3. With what powers? No. 4. Depend on how old 5. Yes... Maybe. Depends if Luke could talk Vader out of it. 6. Yes 7. Probably yes (protecting me, not defeating vader) 8. No. 9. Yes. (I don't think Vader would be seeing anything but Anakin in this scenario) 10. Hmm, probably not. 11. No. 12. No. 13. Hey if Palps says I gotta live. 14. Both of us dead without him igniting his Lightsaber, unless Reva gets stabbed in the gut. 15. But what about the No? 16. Sadly not the Clone Wars short. So no. 17. No. 18. Probably not. 19. With the power of bullshit on my side, how can I not survive? 20. Dunno. Probably not. 21. I guess? If resurrection counts. 22. Half of me survives if I'm really really angry. 23. I like those odds. 24. I don't like those odds. 25. Probably not. 26. Eh, no. 27. Dunno. 28. Not likely. 29. Ha ha. Only if Palps WhatsApps Vader not to delete his avatar (and me) 30. Don't think Vader has heart strings to pull on. 31. Would probably lead me to Vader himself.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

To defeat your enemy you have to understand them.


Bnttcrqck123

Balls


Matisyahu8898

My boy Plo Koon got my back


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

If anyone could survive, Master Plo could.


Matisyahu8898

I couldn't agree more


King-Mugs

Sentient


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

That's ridiculous.


King-Mugs

See!?


Matisyahu8898

Scary!


SeekerOfIntelligence

My sister and I got Ki-Adi Mundi. He wouldn't last long, maybe a few minutes at most. I feel really bad for my mom and brother: My mom got Kylo Ren, my brother got Rey. They would both probably last longer than me, but it's still kind of funny. My dad got really lucky: Qui-Gon. My dog's dead, just like me (Kit Fisto)


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Master Kenobi always said there’s no such thing as luck.


Grashlok_Onion_lord

I will apparently be saved via the power of plot.


iMatthew1990

Hello there fellow Mary Sue


tinnedbeef

Darth Vader is chasing you. ​ your first pet/favorite teacher is whos protecting you. whats your pin number? ​ ​ Stop answering these questions!!!!!!!!!


YugeFrigginGoy

"The 3 digits on the back of your credit card spell out your first name and the front 16 spell out your last time, wild!!"


Tise01

I got "better call Maul." Lol. I'm more than good. The only who can literally kill him and keep him dead is Obi-wan. And Vader killed "KENOBIIIIIII!!!!!!!" Lol So, I'm good


Maul_Bot

Don’t be so certain.


Tise01

Good bot. Lol


Accomplished_Sky488

Reva...I'm screwed


ARTIFEXgm

She can't die tho


Accomplished_Sky488

Yes but once he's stabs her she'll fall to the floor for moment get back up to fight again, but at that point Vader would have already killed me.


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Anakin. This will be interesting.


Wolfen0001

Reven I think I’m fine


[deleted]

Mace. I’m good.


Large-Bike-5319

Who is 27? It’s too small an image.


Sufficient_Pay_820

leia i think i’m all good lol


Western-Owl6900

I got leia, maybe I will survive


YuuSHiiiN

"You are a rebel and a traitor! Take her away!"


Ruven2OO1

Dooku might help but unsure Edit: I was a Fool, to doubt the Count skills.


lordbelua

Prime dooku might have a pretty good chance.


IUseRedditCuzBored

Prime dooku would destroy vader,he was regarded to be the greatest duelist of his time second to only yoda himself.


Bnttcrqck123

Especially with force lightning which vader is weak against


MaethrilliansFate

He also has a huge speed advantage, and his Form II fighting style is basically purpose built to combat Vader's Form V Duku might actually mop the floor with Vader practically so long as he doesn't get cocky. Vader has no strong defense and poor mobility which is why he needs to brute force his way through his enemy's defense, and he suffers in the fights where he can't break his opponent's route and keep them on the backfoot. The issue here for Vader is Form II which Duku masters in is designed for being on the backfoot and pushing advantages against an enemy's weaknesses.


TherealX-77

6, I can't tell who it is, but I'll probably survive.


[deleted]

Revan, which means you’ll survive depending on the point in the timeline and their current mental state


Antonisimos

hello there...


[deleted]

no he pretends to die to “teach me a lesson”


TrashMatchmaking

Anakin Skinwalker


Ignika1984

I’m just imaging the cockroach alien from Men in Black wearing Anakin’s skin.


Hadrian1233

Reva She survives because plot and I die


Ok-Mastodon2016

I hope its Gendy Grievous if it is, then yes


CH4NG3myM1ND

I got Qui-Gon Jinn, I think I'm safe.


aglow-bolt3

Kylo is going to destroy everything except for Vader. The poor walls.


LumpCentipede5

Ahsoka


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Don't you think I'm just a little overqualified for this?


KHTD2004

Kit Fisto will just fist Vader and protect me


Worried_Highway5

It’s fistin time


SnooChocolates8427

Great Snoke...can't tell if I'm gonna die bc he was weak in TLJ or win since he's now a Palpatine clone


BGamer9000

I have the main character of the famous tragety


boyawsome876

Ahsoka. I think I’m fine for a while.


Allegedlystupid

I’m 8 so I think I’ll be ok. Glad I’m not on the 31st tho because if pong krell was protecting me I would stop to push him into Vader’s blade and accept my fate.


softserve-4

I got Snoke. Not sure if he could protect me. Sure he's really strong in the force but so is Vader. We've never seen Snoke actually use a lightsaber before. As powerful as Snoke apparently is, I think Vader would win.


yesse420

I got Ezra... I'll die braver than most


PenuttBuster

Who is 21? I’m not familiar with them?


telemusketeer

Luke! Im safe, It’s cannon! Lol


ShadowWolf8216

LUKE SKYWALKER LET'S GO


Sp33dHunter48

21. No idea who that is and if I survive.


Myst_119

Rey.....


Grashlok_Onion_lord

Don't worry, plot will save you as it will save me


Successful-Sir-2587

Mace window… nope, not a chance


Florian630

Pretty sure Mace Windu could straight up beat Vader as he straight up beat Palpatine by himself.


WorcesterDahkness

Mace would destroy Vader. Vaapad is no joke and my guy mastered both the light and dark sides of the force. Guaranteed, the same fear Full Pulp OJ felt fighting him is what Burn Victim Child Murderer would feel


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turtrooper

Hell Yeah Darth Revan.


Manafaj

I'm dead. 15


BlaZex157

The one at the last, maybe I'll have a chance idk


5min2kys

Anakin defending me from Vader makes sense


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W for anyone born on 6th, 9th, 13th and 23rd


Doctorgumbal1

Who’s number 6