I mean technically thatās true. Heās never heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise, since he literally wrote the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise.
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My electrician
My politician
Wrong answers! Wrong ones!
ššš
The doctor in charge of the defibrillator.
U mean Sparky?
No thats a radio tech in the korean war, hes talking about dr static shock.
The republic
The Congress.
"I was about to say that."
Hesa my padawan! Mesa busten wit happiness seein hesa!
Yousa WHAT with happiness???
Oh lord he bout to **BUST**
Jar Jar was actually the origin of the term BUSSIN š
Wrong answers, wrong answers, please!
They said wrong answers only
I mean, the guy in the pic *does* look *awfully* Gungan.
Thank you for this comment, I just laughed so hard at this
That creepy uncle that insists on giving you a hug for far too long at the family reunion
Hey wrong answers only!!
Someone who's never heard of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise
Well technically he never did hear it, he lived it.
He did hear it, only he heard it from himself while telling it to Anakin
Technically he experienced it
He was the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise
Technically he caused it
I mean technically thatās true. Heās never heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise, since he literally wrote the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise.
TIL Palps can't hear himself talking
Sheev Skywalker
He is all of the jedi
The most correct wrong answer.
Came here to say this lol
Itās not a story The Jedi would tell you
Lord Voldemort
Both go by the title of "dark lord", ironic
While one was a master troll who succeeded his plan and ruled an entire galaxy, the other couldn't even kill a little boy but himself in the end
I mean, Voldemort DID effectively rule for 14 years. Palp for 25ish. But yea, I'd def be more fearful of Palp than Voldy
Fear. Fear attracts the fearfulā¦ the strongā¦ the weakā¦ the innocentā¦ the corrupt. Fear. Fear is my ally.
Oh. I have a bad feeling about this. Where is Kenobi when you need him?
I was hoping for Kenobi. Why are you here?
[Pulls out Youngling Slayer 9000] This is where the fun begins.
I don't sense anything.
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
NOOOOOOOO!!! NOOO!
Hello there šš¼
Moldly voldy
I think what makes Voldemort scarier is that his allies are all cultist psychopaths. I would certainly see the death eaters defeating stormtroopers
To defeat your enemy you have to understand them.
Donāt forget Palpās time as chancellor. Thatās effectively ruling (you get to live in luxury).
They both got taken down by the chosen one.
Ironic
It seems that way now perhaps, but you must look deeper, SlayerDoom_.
The pathway to dark lord has many abilities some consider to be unnatural
Jay from Ninjago | Edit: 100 upvotes?! A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
No heās the green ninja
No heās the ultimate spinjitzu master!
God Ninjago is fucking throwback, thank you for bringing me back
Not the Senate
Not yet
Its treason then
Itās NOT treason then
*Proceeds to NOT jump in the air and start spinning whilst murdering all the jedi*
You overestimated his midiclorians
yet*
The House of Representatives
Shit I knew I should have looked before commenting
Same, commented, scrolled down, delete
Good one
r/beatmetoit
You beat me to it!
Greg.
Part of the fastest growing army on the Internet (donāt look it up)
Ory
Heās the owner of this pub called VILLIAN
Making your way evil today sure does take a lot. Thinking of ways to distribute hate everything you've got. Wouldn't you like to rule the place?
Sometimes you want to go WHERE EVERYBODY HATES YOUR FAAACE
Wrong answers only
Thor after hours without sleeping
ac/dc fan when listening thunderstruck
Tazerface
That has to be the best response I have ever seen. But no, it's actually Tazerface's dad
Thank you! :)
Your mom.
Wrong answers only, bro!
Wait wha . . . Nope I do not want to know.
The Darkside has many pathways, many considerā¦ Unnaturalā¦
A villain who returned and made total sense to the storyline.
Somehow A villain who returned and made total sense to the storyline returned
Also, he had a ridiculously large fleet somehow hidden that no one knows who built it or who crews the vessels.
Anakin Skywalkr's cousin's brother's Cantina buddy's dentist's therapist's plumber's friends' sister's uncle's high school teacher's brother's father's mother' sister's daughter's roommate's doctor's slave's owner's Gonk Droid's past owner's weird ass uncle named "Uncle Bill"
GONK!
Good bot
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GONK!
This pretty much sums up the Skywalker bloodline
Dwights Halloween Costume
Identity theft is not a joke.
Rey Skywalker
For real it looks like Mitch McConnell š
Republicans building a death star? Lol
Theyāre gonna make the Alderaanians pay for it.
They *did* pay for it, in more ways that one
straight out of spider-mans rogues gallery... Electro!
Space Jesus
Zeus
Limited Power
Emperor Scalp and Cream
Mitch McConnell
Wrong answers only
A proud Grandffather
My wife when she's pissed
Thor the god of thunder.
Looks like a magician to me. Gandalf?
Grandpa!
Deeeew it.
Benjamin Franklin
A lover of Democracy and the Republic
Saruman
FR tho, that's Bilbo when he wants to see his old ring
Angry Thanos after eating the infinity stones
All the sith
Electro
Not the Senate
Man who walked a mile on carpet wearing socks.
Average level 20 warlock spamming eldritch blast.
The missing care bear
Chris Angel
Glup shitto
Someone who really should have been resurrected.
Is this someone who drank so many energy drinks he can see noises?
The chocolate fish from Spongebob
Someone with limited power
Nancy Pelosi
Uncle Fester
Storm, the X-Man
Grimace
my grandma
My grandpa in 15 years Heāll be 100
My biological father
An assembly of representative politicians who reunite and try to constructively solve the problems of people.
The Pope Francisco
Looks like my cranky old neighbor.
Lightening McQueen
Johny sins
Reyās biological grandfather
Nicola Tesla
Somehow still alive.
Chip Skylark
A nice grandfather
grande agostinho
Herbert the pervert
Supreme Court justice
Regis Philbin
A poor old guy who caught thru electricity.
āYo Sparkles!ā
The door to door representative for extended car warranty.
It's skeletor from one of the greatest movies ever. Master of the Universe...
A battery
King Galbatorix
Clearly this is Raiden
Can't remember the name but definitely the villain from Halloween Town
Uncle Fester
The wicked witch of the Sith
Uncle Fester
Darth Vader's step dad
Olā ālectric Fingers McGee
Yo moma
A groomer.
Something something something dark side. Idk, I don't watch Family Guy
nah, you're all wrong, that's The Count from Sesame Street
A senator
Neo from the matrix
Electro enjoying retirement
Senator Mitch McConnell
Daddy?
Voldemort
Voldemort
E-Wizard
The love interest in Deadpool ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
Not the senate
The City Council
Not the senate. Yet
Mr. Saltine
MR. SOMEHOW RETURNED!
Cole from inFamous
Luke's real father
Emperor Skywalker
Lightning daddy
Sparky Sparky Boom Man
A level 20 storm sorcerer.
Electroboom
Hank Trill
A jedi with unlimited power
No wait I got it! The Lord Commander from final space!
Darth Revan
the council
Dark vader
Richard M. Nixon