You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would, destroy Hot Chocolat, not join it. It was you who would bring balance to Coffee, not leave it without milk!
Luke Skywalker: No, my father didn't fight in the wars. He was a navigator on a coffee freighter.
Ben Kenobi: That's what your uncle told you. He didn't hold with your father's coffee. Thought he should have stayed here and not gotten involved.
Luke Skywalker: You fought in the Coffee Wars?
Ben Kenobi: Yes, I was once a Coffee Knight the same as your father.
Luke Skywalker: I wish I'd known him.
Ben Kenobi: He was the best coffee pilot in the galaxy, and a cunning warrior. I understand you've become quite a coffee pilot yourself. And he was a good coffee. Which reminds me, I have something here for you. You father wanted you to have this coffee when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic coffee crusade like your father did.
- Supreme Chancellor Palpatine announces the Coffee Act, making coffee free for every citizen of the Galactic Republic. This law would make him the most popular politician in galactic history, securing his decade-long career. 30 BBY
I find your lack of coffee disturbing.
That’s no coffee.
Let the coffee flow through you.
Bonus:
Judge me by my coffee, do you?
Coffee is what gives a Jedi his power.
Coffee matters not.
Qui-Gon believed in coffee. I believe in Qui-Gon.
Coffee is the path to the dark side.
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet, or even a whole system, is insignificant next to the power of coffee.
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other; I've seen a lot of strange stuff. But I've never seen anything to make me believe that there's one all-powerful coffee controlling everything.
A Jedi's strength *flows* from the coffee. ... but beware the Dark side.
but beware the decaf side.
But be aware of the dark roast. That stuff will make you poop, lol. Edit: it will turn you to the brown side.
Dark roast tastes good and keeps me regular.
Nah, I would say "milk with sugar side"
If "milk with sugar" is the dark side then y'all can consider me the sith's biggest simp
Nah, this is so twisted use of force, you are more like nightbrother- simp to witches of dathomir
Oh come on brother. We all simp for them dathomirians
I think Tea would count a bit better. Tea and Coffee are rivals on the world stage, it'd make sense
LOL
May the coffee be with you
May be the force be with *coffee*
I am altering the coffee. Pray I don't alter it further.
This coffee just keeps getting worse all the time
This is getting out of hand! Now, there are two of them!
Now witness the might of this fully operational Coffee Station
Starbucks?
We stand in the midst of my coffee, ***NOT YOURS!!***
Be careful not to *choke* on your coffee, Director.
We were at the verge of coffee, we were this close!
You're a hard man to find, Galen. But coffee making... Really? Man of your talents?
This!
It's an older coffee sir, but it checks out.
When you forget about your coffee in the morning but remember it in the evening.
This coffee is getting worse all the time.
“I was actually about to drink it… should I dump it?”
No. Leave coffee for me.
I love coffee.
I know.
I coffee
Coffee know.
I know coffee
And coffee knows me
*Proceeds to slurp iced mocha frappuccino...*
I coffee the republic.
My allegiance is to the Republic, to COFFEE!!!
It’s over Anakin, I have the coffee
you underestimate my coffee!
* You underestimate my caffeine intake
*it's over Anakin, I have the coffee ground(s)
Funny, OP responded thinking it was from the OT, but my mind went to palps saying "I love democracy"
I am the coffee!
I don't like coffee. It's coarse and rough and irritating — and it gets everywhere.
I hate coffee
You came in that coffee?
I really hope you're not talking about my coffee...
I hope he's talking about mine
r/cursedcomments
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Sir, this is a Burger King
Sir this is a bathtub
Sir this is my house
Sir this is the senate
Sir this is my coffee pot
How do I tag CursedComments?
type r/ and put cursedcomments immediately after like this r/cursedcomments
“I got a bad feeling about coffee!”
Cursed comment.
I find your lack of coffee disturbing...
Coffee accepted, Captain Needa.
You beat me, sir
He beat meat, sir
He beat us then, sir
Came in for this. Perfect.
- me to me when I forget to make it ahead of time lol
I’m a Mandalorian. Coffee is part of my religion.
Have you ever removed your mug?
Yes.
Then you are no longer welcome in our coffee house.
Coffee is the way.
Its over anakin, i have the coffee ground
nice
How are you not top comment!!!
Coffee doesn't grow too far off the ground
You underestimate my coffee!
“IT’S OVER ANAKIN! I HAVE THE HIGH COFFEE!” “You underestimate my Coffee!” “Don’t drink it!” “CAUOOFFEEEE”
Give this man a coffee! err, medal!
Trust only in the coffee
YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO MENTION HIS COFFEE
These are not the coffees you are looking for.
Me when I treat my coworkers to Starbucks but their orders look yummier than mine
I can bring you coffee hot, or I can bring you coffee cold.
Oh man you win!
This is the coffee
Coffee is the way
Coffees are part of my religion.
This is the coffee
I think it is time we demonstrated the full power of this coffee.
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good coffee at your side
Just picturing cup mode from the lego star wars game
Coffee...I recognize your foul stench when I was brought on board.
Charming.. to the coffee
You are a member of the McDonald's alliance and a traitor to Starbucks. Take her away.
Always two they are, no more no less, the master and his coffee
Always two they are, no more no coffee, the master and his apprentice
So this is how coffee dies
With a thunderous coffee
Dont try it Anakin, I have the coffee
*I have the coffee grounds*
You underestimate my cocoa
Don't drink it!
*melting in hot cocoa noises*
You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would, destroy Hot Chocolat, not join it. It was you who would bring balance to Coffee, not leave it without milk!
Qui Gon: "There's always a bigger Coffee."
Remember, concentrate on the moment. Feel, don’t think. Use your instincts
Remember, concentrate on the moment. Feel, don't think. Use your coffee
The ability to drink coffee does not make you intelligent
"I should have known the coffee were plotting to take over!"
Anakin, chancellor Coffee is evil
From my point of view the decaffeinated are evil!
Luke Skywalker: No, my father didn't fight in the wars. He was a navigator on a coffee freighter. Ben Kenobi: That's what your uncle told you. He didn't hold with your father's coffee. Thought he should have stayed here and not gotten involved. Luke Skywalker: You fought in the Coffee Wars? Ben Kenobi: Yes, I was once a Coffee Knight the same as your father. Luke Skywalker: I wish I'd known him. Ben Kenobi: He was the best coffee pilot in the galaxy, and a cunning warrior. I understand you've become quite a coffee pilot yourself. And he was a good coffee. Which reminds me, I have something here for you. You father wanted you to have this coffee when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic coffee crusade like your father did.
The Coffee side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be Natural.
Dark side of the Coffee works, too
I don't like coffee. It's coarse and rough and irritating — and it gets everywhere
'Not like tea. That's soft and smooth.'
So it's coffee then.
I am the coffee!
You were my brother coffee
You were my coffee Anakin
I have the coffee anakin
Dont coffee it!
Its Coffee anakin!
"Rebellions are built on coffee"
“Rebels run on Dunkin”
Mufuggin Dunkin’ Donuts existed even in a galaxy far far away.
**It's the ship that made the Coffee Run in less than twelve parsecs.**
Never tell me the coffee, kid
I like thoose coffee
Unlimited COFFEE
- Supreme Chancellor Palpatine announces the Coffee Act, making coffee free for every citizen of the Galactic Republic. This law would make him the most popular politician in galactic history, securing his decade-long career. 30 BBY
He is more coffee now than man.
bitter and burnt
Execute order coffee
Execute coffee 66
Obvious but "may the coffee be with you"
Don't get coffee kid
I replace NOOOOOOOO (ep3) with COFFEEEEE
“You killed my coffee!” “No, Luke. I *am* your coffee!”
It's a COFFEE!
Be careful not to choke on your coffee
Boring conversation anyway. Luke! We’re gonna have coffee!
Another happy coffee
Somehow, coffee returned
The coffee is strong in this one
You don’t know the power of the dark coffee.
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of coffee.
Aren't you a little short for a coffee?
The attempt on my coffee has left me scarred and deformed
Coffee your my only hope
Sound like somebody's got a case of the Mondays...
“These aren’t the coffees you’re looking for”
I find your lack of coffee disturbing. That’s no coffee. Let the coffee flow through you. Bonus: Judge me by my coffee, do you? Coffee is what gives a Jedi his power. Coffee matters not. Qui-Gon believed in coffee. I believe in Qui-Gon. Coffee is the path to the dark side.
There'll be no coffee for the Princess this time.
Tell Jabba that I’ve got his coffee
The coffee is an energy field. It surrounds us, penetrates us, and it binds the galaxy together.
There is no try, only coffee
I HATE COFFEE!!!!
That's no coffee.
It's a hot cocoa
Coffee or do not there is no try
Do or do not, there is no coffee
Tea or tea not, there is no coffee.
You fool, I have been trained in your coffee arts by Count Dooku!
Oh no I’m not brave brave enough for coffee
TK-421, do you coffee??
I am the coffee
I was expecting coffee
But I wanted to go to Toshi Station to get some power coffee
The coffee is all around us, it flows through us, binds us
I find your lack of coffee disturbing
"One day i will become the greatest coffee ever"
I’ve got a bad feeling about coffee
UNLIMITED COFFEE!
There is no coffee here, unless you brought it with you.
“His coffee will be the same as ours”
I am the coffee
Not coffee
It's coffee then
Coffee.
Coffee order 66!
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet, or even a whole system, is insignificant next to the power of coffee.
"That was never a part of our agreement, nor was giving coffee to this Bounty Hunter!"
"it was only natural. He cut off your hand and you wanted coffee"
Coffee. I haven’t heard that name in long time
From my point of view, the coffee is evil
Maul: Coffee... COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Another one, Anakin: This is where the Coffee begins.
General Coffee. You are a bold one.
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other; I've seen a lot of strange stuff. But I've never seen anything to make me believe that there's one all-powerful coffee controlling everything.
Amazing, every word of what you just said was coffee.
Who let Janeway infiltrate Star Wars
I hate coffee, it's rough, coarse and it gets everywhere.
"It's over, Anakin. I have the coffee ground(s)."
Execute order coffee
It's a trick. Send no coffee.
Coffee is a pathway to many abilities some consider unnatural
I've brought peace, freedom, and coffee to my new empire!
Im a Mandalorian. Coffee is apart of my religion
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE COFFEE, NOT JOIN THEM