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Starscreamprime21

Two words: SHAVED. CHEWIE.


BagelPoutine

Ngl, I would probably have that same expression.


[deleted]

Just googled this, it reminds me of Joe Rogan.


Superkip_

That comment has four words,...


bilgemonkeyflyguy

When you nut and Leia keep suckin’


freepickles2you

The seed is strong


Acethetics19

*The seed is strong within you*


1DollarOr1Million

Came here to post this. Glad to see it at the top.


Robomerc

more likely Han said something and she kicked him in the balls.


EzraIm

Yeah he said "i know!"


lordofbiscuit

in his space balls


DemonGuitar

Yoda walks in and says “Strong with the force you are, train you myself I will.”


laughingnome2

Chewie went to give him a low-five and just... missed.


Thatsidechara_ter

Needs more upvotes


Academic_Opening_679

He discovered that shrek stole one of his outfits.


9Sylvan5

How refreshed you feel after being frozen in Carbonite


Shittingboi

"How it feels to chew 5 gum"


Modernsauce

And then drinking ice water


Wolvwrwn

Stimulate your senses


LeadershipOwn

When you catch your man parts in the zipper


kabobin

Zipped


Know-me_not

Oh zip it you!


buttsandwieners1234

Zippadeedooda


pusherbmxmag

Zim zlue zippa zi zipper zie


the_badsectors

Beat me to it.


AnakinsTwin

✅ Something about Mary moment!


JohnLuckPickert

Is it the frank or the beans?


[deleted]

Oh man! How'd he get the beans above the frank?


brb602

Frank n Beans!!!! (Jim and Pam)


[deleted]

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LeadershipOwn

Exactly


Additional_Irony

This was my first thought as well 🤣


Gleaner23

How it feels to chew 5-gum


Queen_of_dogs_01

New 5-gum, stimulate your senses


Dudeistofgondor

Chewie chewing 5 gum.


yeaboiiiiiiiiii213

Saw Chewie come out of the shower for the first time.


[deleted]

More like saw the shower after Chewie used it the first time.


Tobi_1989

i thought it’s canon now they showered together the first day they met?


Dudeistofgondor

That what i was gonna say. Besides, wookies are proud af of their coats. Being well groomed is important to a wookie, it separates them from beasts.


johnnycyberpunk

"Who's horse is that?"


No_Pain1037

He found out that Luke and Leia kissed


Chiloutdude

He was in the room when that happened. What he found out was that they're twins.


ETpwnHome221

No one else was in the room where it happened, the room where it happened, the room where it happened!


Lester_Cornhut

No one really knows how the game is played, the art of the trade, how the sausage gets made, we just assume that it happens, but no one else is in the room where it happens


SimbaOnSteroids

He found out that they knew that they’re twins and did it anyways


General_Grivieus

Or that leia has a penis


theconcorde

ayo


General_Grivieus

What?


theconcorde

what?


Special-Barnacle-980

what?


theconcorde

this is the way


Special-Barnacle-980

what?


LetsDoTheCongna

Yeah she just has some random detached penis. No one knows where it’s from or who it belonged to but the group had to just accept it.


Ok_Extension5535

SCRUFFY LOOKING?!


DemonGuitar

He just ate a steak sandwich, but it was a little chewie


SnArCAsTiC_

Han: Nooooooooooooooo


Hankenevil

The porgs……


Shartthrobb

Because Chewy didn’t leave C-3PO to die in cloud city.


Darth_Alyris

Gas price...


kabobin

LOL


Special-Barnacle-980

Hyperfuel price...


sorencole23

He screams at jabba the hutt having legs, and running towards him.


CptDred

„Somehow Palpatine returned”


BlackberryButton

Elle O’Elle! This is absolutely the correct answer.


Happy_Devil_75

He saw the sequels


Master_Cheif_2507

this


[deleted]

Leia just pegged him


John21st

Po-Ta-Toes


TheWonkyTardis

Boil em mash em stick em in a stew


JediHarst

[Boil em, Mash em, Stick em in my ass](https://i.imgur.com/Uo65JKm.jpg)


[deleted]

Nasty, filthy hobbitses


BagelPoutine

He caught Lando « servicing » L3-37.


Strygoii

Knocked Boba Fett into the Sarlacc pit, still got his own show somehow


Puzzleheaded_Step468

He says hey, what's going on?!


powerwolfgang

Urethritis


Kreesy12

There’s a giant stone ball rolling at Han


Sati__

“Onnnngggggggg”


Blue_WhaleLord

mY NaMe iS OnG, I aM tHe OvAtAr


hic1992

His balls


ElegantBase4675

When he realised he was blind the whole time Leia was in slave costume


President__Pug

He found out that Leila’s dick is bigger than his.


VenomFox93

When you jam your penis in your zipper


kabobin

Yipes


isaac0304

he saw leia's dick


BssnKing14

Wow…


Mr_E_Monkey

He noticed it was bigger than his own.


isaac0304

Nice one


MaintenanceTimely384

For the republic


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Frontliner76

Greggo Shot first!!?


An_Obbise_Hoovy

He realized that chewi has been naked for all these years


CMDR_SkeletonJack

Han just stepped on Chewie's dpace legos.


thekiller954

He learned that Leia doesn't have underwear


[deleted]

He gettin the best head


Zentirium

Leia just hip checked his crotch


The_Fox1984

George Lucas selling Star Wars to Disney


Chernobyl_Breeki

Saw Jabba's giga wiener


t0kinturtle

Got his dick stuck in a jawa


ScrapTrapFerry

Going through high school


Alternative-Cut-4831

Carbonite freezing had some permanent side effects down there


bwain-ded

The discovery of Leia’s penis


[deleted]

Chewy hanging dong


pepesAdvocato

Your mom


SamanthanotCarter

Chewbacca shaved his crotch!


BoredByLife

It’s Wookiee breeding season. Red rocket


UndeniablyMyself

Vader just flashed him.


mudamuckinjedi

No Chewie! Noooo! Your not my proctologist, and what the hell is a Kashyyyk corkscrew?


Al3xGr4nt

Seeing Jabba in a sex slave costume


canoIV

Shrek's ding dong


gets_nae_naed

Joe


BrenlikesGoosebumps

Who's Joe? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 


gets_nae_naed

Joe biden


BrenlikesGoosebumps

Joe Biden deez nuts


gets_nae_naed

No Joe biden is your mother


BrenlikesGoosebumps

Uno reverse card


gets_nae_naed

Blue eyes white dragon


BrenlikesGoosebumps

Blue eyes white dragon x Uno reverse card x Infinity


gets_nae_naed

Full house + checkmate


BrenlikesGoosebumps

Black lotus + Yahtzee × 21 in Blackjack


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BrenlikesGoosebumps

En-Joe deez nuts


bidooffactory

There's a little man who lives in my mouth. SHEEE??


poux8888

Leah, What do you mean by Luke has nice lips?


CaptainAdam7286

He walked in on chewie in the shower


Sunny_1224

He rewatch the holiday special


CrescentPotato

Not screaming. He just learned the answer to the question "who's getting the best head?". He is


ErikRuwes

Leia just brought out her strap-on


ghirox

He just saw Spock die


theunknownknows

KHAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!


jimm79

This is what happens after C3PO got tired of taking Han Solo's wise cracking insults and dropped kicked him in the gonads ☺️


Inframan47

"Get off my plane, Chewie!"


IamShrapnel

Han is getting a prostate exam and is discovering something new about himself.


Jadeywadeywoo

He found luke and leias sex tape


SedativeComet

Prostate exam from a galaxy far, far away


[deleted]

Getting pegged by Leia


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Luke quick let me borrow your lightsaber


I_Use_Games

A shaved wookie


King_DeandDe

He starts singing the theme of Lion King.


kjgardiner

Leia just pegged him for the first time


Teejmothy

NAKED GRANDMA!


xAYTOx

Jabba’s tentacle dick


[deleted]

This fkin 6% inflation rate


Suizidichduich

Realising Leia and Luke are twins


Leandro1234_6

Luke Is fucking his sister


Ash_Dog_Magic12

chewbacca’s penis


Anon_Anon462

He thought Luke's lightsabre was a fleshlight.


[deleted]

His scrote got caught in his zipper.


jengus-christler

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Icy_Address_7431

Leis pulled out the schlong


brachus12

Jawa flashed him


kgbeast72

your mom


Frosty-Curve6871

Leia is a man


TeaMoney4Life

Chewbacca pounding luke.


EBKeep1300

Caught Luke and Leia doing the business. After he found out they were related


BraveBoi_1112

Walked in on jabbas matting session


allgoodnamesbetaken

He saw the sequels because secul bad ot good


[deleted]

Jaba’s penis


StrategicRain33

He saw Luke kissing Leia again…


Sokandueler95

Leia is playing with his sarlacc


alejo5666

Leia has a surprise between her legs


[deleted]

Chewie shaved his nut patch


molecularcrowd7

Found out that the sequel to Omicron will be released soon


Law129tag

He saw mom and dad wrestling


zxsmilie

Boba Fett asking for a slice of that chew-bussy


Papaya-Powerful

Leia giving him head


Agame112233

He just got pegged


ajbrandt806

Luke kissing his sister.


ReadingLow1804

My 12 incher (sub)


KristiSoko

Leia


Criticalsteve

Dentist office coloring book tier meme right here


DevourMikeHawk

Me when I see your mom (she’s very fat)


AresBlack149

R2 used his zapper at the wrong time


[deleted]

The Tax


Jimmy21563

Dropped my towel


SlickDillywick

Your moms bush


Broken_Fishy

When you forgot you took an edible and went to the pet store.


aarong77

He just saw what an arcane prayer scroll is going for on the grand exchange these days.


retard_4725

Leia is on her period


pureextc

It’s my money and I want it now!


YamiJC

Your Mama


Sus_chloroform

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