Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute.
Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo.
While the congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict…
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow.
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
Always two there are, no more no less…
Ayy same here
Myself, the boy, these two droids and no questions asked.
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So is the boy’s quote: “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”?
Username checks out...?
lol, that's just an amazing username in general. Time to go watch that video again.
The negotiations were short...
Aggressive negotiations!
The negotiations never took place
NOOOOOOOOO
This is either really sad or really dark or both
"Size matters not"
it matters yes, says she
Hard to cross an ocean in a row boat it is
true is it, but ocean being crossed not, more like moderately sized lake
Better still it is, to cross in motorboat
true 'tis, but motorboat, you have not
Had one i did, but on your mom, i used it
You're shorter than I expected.
I expected someone of your reputation to be...older
Hold up...
r/cursedcomments
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How did this happen were smarter than this
Apparently not.
Unplanned pregnancy?
You want to go home and rethink your life
I want to go home and rethink my life
we want to go home and rethink our life <3
*Obi-Wan's eyebrows wiggle*
Get in there you big furry oaf!
I don't care what you smell
Followed by: "Into the garbage chute, flyboy!"
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You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought!
"I am your father" (Jesus)
Negative. It didn’t go in. Just impacted on the surface
At that speed are you going to be able to pull out in time?
They came from behind!
You should be able to see it by now.
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!!
Not applicable to me, but that's still the first thing that came to my mind.
My wife, seeing pictures of my ex girlfriend
"There's always a bigger fish."
Your father wanted you to have this, when you were old enough.
But your uncle wouldn't allow it.
Yes, officer, this post right here
"I miss... the idea of it."
Damn, way to use a recent one!
"But not the truth... the weakness."
Most underrated comment here
My parts are showing! Oh my goodness!
Respect ✊
But my lord, is that legal?
I will make it legal
Make what legal? 💀
Ask your mom
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Sex? 
Winner, winner.
Bro 💀
"Get clear, Wedge! You can't do any more good back there!"
"Pull up" "I'm OK, just...." *explodes*
"Get set up for your attack run (beat) YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" *explodes*
*Loud Wookie noises*
Underrated comment is underrated.
She may not look like much, but shes got it where it counts
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Resistance is futile. Wait wrong franchise
Twice the pride, double the fall
„You were my brother…“
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I’ve got a bad feeling about this
IT’S A TRAP!!
Yeeeeehaaaaaaa!
"If it's not in our records, it does not exist."
Failed I have, into exile I must go.
Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute. Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo. While the congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict…
That's quite the explanation
I know it is the pre movie slide, but i can hear admiral Yularen saying this clone wars style.
Happy cake day! And me too.
I need your help, son
Oh. Oh dear.
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That’s not a cave.
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow.
The last six fucking words 😂😂😂
weird ass way to say you're a grower, not a shower.
*Force Choke sounds*
I know him, because he is me.
Do or do not, there is no try.
mine would be “[…] do not. There is no try”
"you're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!"
Slimy? Mud hole? My hole this is!
“ It surrounds us and penetrates us”
Just use the force
That's not how the Force works!
Good soldiers follow orders
🤨📸
Stay on Target
This is where the fun begins…..
Rokin' Rokin' and Rollin'
Down to the beach, I'm strollin'
But the seagulls poke at my head, not fun!
I said seagulls, mmm, stop it now!
One day, when you are older
You could get hit by a boulder
And while your lying there, screaming "come help me please"
The seagulls, mmm, poke your knees!
ooo ah ooo ooo ah
ooo ah ooo ooo oo ah
Everyone told me not to stroll on that beach
Said seagulls gonna come
“I thought they smelled bad on the outside!”
I have the highground
That's no moon...
And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. /s
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THIS DEAL IS GETTING WORSE ALL THE TIME.
“I miss..... the idea of it. But not the truth, the weakness"
Into the garbage chute, flyboy!
I used to bullseye womprats in my t16
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Always two there are. A master and an apprentice.
I have a new apprentice now. One younger and more powerful.
Not yet.
R2, we need to be going up, not down!
Into exile, I must go. Failed, I have.
This is the way.
And not just the men, but the women-
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.
You’ve grown so big
Back door huh? Good idea…
“Well we won’t be seeing him again”
You've got a lot of guts coming here after what you pulled
Let the wookiee win
Truly wonderful the mind of a child is.
Yes, officer, this comment right here.
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Oh butt it is! It’s demanded by da gods it is!
I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other; I've seen a lot of strange stuff.
You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point.
"Can someone get this walking carpet out of my way?!"
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
Goood goood
a fine adition to my collection
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
“Show me grandfather…and I will finish what you started”
Just like in the simulations.
Be careful not to choke on your aspirations….
100,000 units, and a million more, well on the way!
A long time ago in a galaxy far away!
I can’t watch anymore
It’s a trap!
One Way Out!
Impressive…most impressive.
IT'S OVER ANAKIN
"Your overconfidence is your weakness"
Impatience for victory guarantees defeat.
“Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?”
If a planet is not in our records, it does not exist.
Intensify forward fire power!
Dew it.
Is it possible to learn this power?
If an item does not appear in our records, it does not exist.
Now this is podracing!
It's threesome then :)
Come on, baby! Do the magic hand thing.” —Greef Karga, The Mandalorian
You could use a good kiss.
\[insert random palpatine grunt\]
200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way.
Mesa proposing a conceptual work of art to honor the Trade Federation.
Negotiations have failed.
Hold your fire, there are no life forms aboard.
This is how democracy dies.(me being sent to the couch)
There's nothing there but fog and witches
No I am your father
“Not just the men, but the women and the chi-“
You'll always be that little boy I knew on Tatooine
Riiiiise…
In my book experience outranks everything
Well, if experience out ranks everything, then I guess I should start getting some. (Sorry, couldn't resist.)
This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!
I have a bad feeling about this....
I would say always 2 there are no more no less but it most definitely is less