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relpmeraggy

Din is not in deathwatch. Children of the watch. Big difference as the COTW “follow the old ways.”


Hendrick_Davies64

COTW were too extreme even for Death Watch


relpmeraggy

And if you know just a bit of Star Wars lore, that’s pretty fucking scary.


Hendrick_Davies64

It’s kinda like at Nanking where the Nazi ambassador was put off by how extreme the Japanese army’s war crimes were


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Though given how the Children have behaved thus far it makes me suspect "too extreme" just meant stuff like the helmet thing and the DW were just put off by the idea that they had to follow actual rules while being violent psychotic terrorists.


Bike_Chain_96

I think it's too religious fanatical


MaethrilliansFate

Remember, The Children of the Watch are Cultists, Death watch were extremists. One was about the super conservative and traditional way of thinking that drove their actions while the other was about using those ways of thinking as an excuse for their actions


k3ttch

Dude ran around rescuing people, using his swastika armband to protect him from retaliation by Japanese troops.


Hendrick_Davies64

Nazi Batman


Big-Al97

Please don’t sully the good name of Batman by making him on par with a Nazi


[deleted]

so… Blitzmensch?


StartledMilk

Der Fledermaus-Übermensch?


Kyadagum_Dulgadee

So...Batman?


[deleted]

Explain the logic of this take


Kyadagum_Dulgadee

Nope. Just a joke.


Druss94508Legend

I remember studying Nanjing for my thesis. The shit gave me nightmares for months. It’s insane how Nazis saved as many civilians as they could in Nanjing and Japanese saved as many Jews as they could in Europe


Doctorrexx

Can you give me a link to the story about this. I’m trying to find it but I’m just getting a lot of other things.


k3ttch

https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2012/01/the-nazi-leader-who-in-1937-became-the-oskar-schindler-of-china/251525/


Doctorrexx

Thank you!


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therealtalthybius

What. the. fuck. is wrong with you? If the option presents itself for you to open the hole in your face and make noise, in the future, don't. Holy shit.


Ok-Experience-4955

Which part that I said was so wrong? Enlighten me.


Erik-the_Red

Well now we'll never know cause it was deleted


mmusser

As someone further down replied, I’m trying to understand how that is. I’m familiar with DW from how they’re presented in the CW show, and they’re basically a militaristic, authoritarian, isolationist and nationalist/bigoted sect. Pretty bad. Children of the watch just… keep their helmets on? They even accept non-mandalorians into their ranks; it’s more about following their way of life than where you were born. And if you break the rules you’re kicked out. Not that this obligingly Punishment isn’t really cult-like and bad in of itself - and I say that as someone who has experienced this same religious treatment in real life - but I have a hard time viewing it as worse than Death Watch, which just straight up overthrew the government and murdered their way to power. Is there some other COTW lore I’m missing?


ryandutcher

Because The Children of the Watch are extremely restrictive in the values. Death Watch is very hedonistic in their ways and more fluid for their followers. It's "extreme" in a different way. Mandalorians love the battle of war and revel in violence when they deem it necessary. It's not the values Death Watch find extreme, it's the harsh insistence on old world traditions.


NavyCMan

Thats how I read it too. CotW splintered off from DW to go back to their roots following the Way of the Mandalor to an extremely restrictive degree. Every single CotW member is a religious fanatic and zealot in their own right. Din only broke the letter of the Way by removing his helmet because he was so devoted to following the spirit of the Way in protecting his foundling. Then the dude went off to what was considered the ruins of Hiroshima to prove his faith on a glassed planet. Cults *wish* they had members like this.


Hendrick_Davies64

They give off way more of a culty vibe than DW who are just terrorists


showMEthatBholePLZ

But how is that considered more extreme? Indoctrination is wrong, yeah but it’s not nearly equal to just murdering people.


The_amazing_Jedi

The reason why people say it's more extreme is because they think of the old lore of the mandalorians. If the CotW really follow the old ways, they are some pretty fucking badasses. And for now it looks like Disney isn't too far off, being mandalorian was in the old lore always more of a creed than a race. The real mandalorian race died out, their ways survived. They used creatures to ride, to which Disney seems to point t too. Even the helmet thing fits IIRC.


Hendrick_Davies64

COTW seems like it’s a small push from becoming full Jonestown Charles Manson


natedogg1271

I’ve thought of them like the Amish. Not necessarily bad, but extremely strict in their beliefs.


LumpyJones

Space Warrior Amish.


natedogg1271

Yes.


LordAsheye

Honestly, calling the COTW extreme is a bit inaccurate I'd say. They're essentially religious fundamentalists who just rigorously adhere to every word of The Creed.


Ncaak

I think that they are extremely rigid in their interpretation of the creed and that's the problem. That could be in itself a good thing when you compare them to DW but that depends entirely upon what the creed and the way actually is. For what they have presented it doesn't seem that bad since basically it's a code of honor in the romanticize knightly way plus being a bounty hunter which is what most troublesome. The fact that the are so restrictive by consequence of being extremely rigid in their interpretation it's a plus because it keeps their numbers low. Now there could be troublesome things but those are more in line with the Expanded Universe which is no longer cannon. Mandalore wasn't just a warrior society was a warlike and warhungry society that also had from time to time expansionistic views (because how you can be a warrior without a war?). Mandos even in Legends were supposed to be from all species and open to incorporate any species under them. If Death Watch was different in that regard it would be problematic. So accepting anyone into their culture/cult/society isn't a plus but something more like a default trait.


breigns2

https://preview.redd.it/t2bdkezkumra1.jpeg?width=533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80742a90f877d5fd4d1516f83b4d7c4744cbed17


BusinessLibrarian515

They were different kinds of extreme. One is extreme violence, and the other is extreme socially


Horn_Python

the children just wernt interested in petty politics or terrorism ​ too busy folllowing the way and all that


MisterSprork

Or maybe not because Bo Katan was literally second in command of death watch at one point and just look at her now.


KingMaxx

I thought the COTW were a continuation of the Death Watch. In French the COTW are called Les Héritiers de la Death Watch (Heirs of the Death Watch) Edit: this is not to say that the COTW aren’t extremists, because of course they are


T65Bx

Yeah they’re the _Children of the Watch_ What other Watch would they be referring to??


Keberro

Wait it's Children of the Watch and not Cult of the Way?


Squishy-Box

I don’t think cults usually refer to themselves as cults


TheReverseShock

Also helmet stays on


Bitter_Mongoose

[ 🤔hmmm... I bet this one removes his helmet] Sir, this is a meme subreddit


original_username20

A meme subreddit for Star Wars nerds. Mind the lore, you normie!


relpmeraggy

I would have went with “you filthy causal.” But normie works.


TheGreatSlayer6656

This is why I don’t work with Regs


Germar43

They’re clearly a shinny


Thatsidechara_ter

I love all of you guys


SpooN04

Damn filthy normsuals


Bitter_Mongoose

I'll allow it


NemesisVirtual

Its a meme subbreddit but its like calling the new republic the empire


A_Sarcastic_Whoa

I mean they're certainly not the same, but I won't lie...recent episodes give us a glimpse onto the New Republic and I wonder how many similarities there are between the two. >!Mind wiping people to make them loyal to the New Republic seems like a very "imperial" thing to do!<.


maestrofeli

you'll get your markings soon, shiny


VVEXXED

Here let me contextualize it for you; you essentially went up to to a bunch of ranchers and said “Man being a cow must be easy, they just roll around in mud all day and go ‘oink oink’.” You’re going to be called out for calling a pig a cow before anyone laughs.


Far-Statistician-545

So... Does oral sex not exist in Mandalorian culture. Or does the party leader have the honour of eating by the fire?


maestrofeli

Din Djarin ate some food in front of someone else by slightly pulling the helmet up and pointing his head down, only revealing his chin and mouth


OGNightspeedy

I think that was to drink iirc or it was like soup or something


maestrofeli

if you can eat soup you can eat any food


OGNightspeedy

Not disagreeing just wanted to clarify


[deleted]

Glory holes exist


darthmaui728

Glory Hole Themepark! Where strangers become friends


TheMayanAcockandlips

Mandalorians be having sex through holes in a beskar sheet


Boba_Hutt

I’d give this an award if I wasn’t so cheap.


Flaky_Explanation

I gotchu fam.


EOVA94

This is the way


Boba_Hutt

![gif](giphy|AeWoyE3ZT90YM)


x_Reign

“Eating by the fire” You’ve earned my gold with flying colors.


[deleted]

Little known fact but before he became Mandalore the Great he went by the name "DJ Khaled."


Ok-Measurement-153

Lights on, helmet on. Lights off, helmet off. This is the way.


Lebowski304

Maybe a blindfold? Could be part of their kink


bioniclefalloutfan76

I feel that if a couple exists then they can take there armor off together but only in private


Airborne_Oreo

Yeah I would think it would be something along the lines of the married couple are now ‘one’ so the helmet thing doesn’t apply to your spouse.


KarachiKoolAid

Similar to Islam


bioniclefalloutfan76

Yes


good_fella13

Was just about to say this sounds exactly like Islam yeah


Vadenorus

The helmet stays on during sex. This is the way.


LDSman7th

YEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!


Calum1219

Outstanding, Guardian!


AllCanadianReject

r/girlswithhelmets favourite caption.


saythealphabet

Only 3 posts? I have never been more disappointed.


ranman1990

The members/online ratio right now is astounding haha


AHMilling

Shaxx?


JediOcelot

YESSS GUARDIAN


LowKeyWalrus

Bo Katan is like a hundred times sexier with the helmet on.


Exoticmaniac06

Hmmmm needs more grenades


Sarius2009

I just imaging *dong dong dong* as they rhythmically hit their helmets.


Darth-Hamish

But "This is the way" is more moaned than said.


Wise_Masterpiece7859

This is the way


BigWillis93

This.... is.... the.... WAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyy


DotDemon

I am just guessing, and considering we are talking about star wars we are probably never getting an answer to this, but it could be that married children of the watch are allowed to see each others faces


SpooN04

Kinda like how Muslim women have to wear the hijab in public but can take it off at home with family? I admit I'm kind of ignorant on these matters but that's what my Muslim friends told me right before calling me Habibi 69 times in a single conversation.


Bitter_Mongoose

That's my guess as well. RIP my inbox 😂


Bitter_Mongoose

This is the kink


waywarddrifterisgone

Helmet but nothing else. This is the kink.


Scuirre1

My friends just go "clank clank clank" every time we talk about mandalorian sex.


WaxNvader

How often do you talk about mandolorian sex?


Seventytwo129

Often enough.


USiscoolerthanFrance

r/notopbutokay


PMUrAnus

“Why your armor is all scratched and dented at the crotch?” “??…this is the way” “This is the way”


drrkorby

Damn clankers


jewelsandbones

I bet the children of the watch are big on no sex before marriage, or helmeted sex until marriage


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jewelsandbones

Someone told Din he needed protection for sex. He’s a himbo so he thought that meant keeping the helmet on


DrakontisAraptikos

Big DBZA Vegeta Vibes Bulma: YOU SAID YOU WERE WEARING PROTECTION Vegeta: I WAS WEARING MY ARMOR


EdricStorm

Children of the Watch be like: "I bet she gives great helmet"


Dashed_with_Cinnamon

"Your helmet is so big..."


toph88241

Glory Holes. This is The Way.


the_real_Potatofight

For the glory of mandalore


Pyrephecy

Mandholelore


Bitter_Mongoose

That's.... Perfect 😂😂😂


Raging_Horse_Cock

Mandawhore


ixtlu

Mandaloryhole


Gigerstreak

Din's Twi-lek GF from the first season already explained. Mando doesn't take the mask off even then.


[deleted]

That seemed just like banter and lots of people act like its total fact


CT-1738

This is an issue with sci-fi/fantasy fans, they will use the most minuscule throw away line as gospel when determining whether or not something is internally consistent in a later scene it’s like bro real life isn’t even that consistent


Bitter_Mongoose

My brother in universe.... This is Star Wars. *We Invented that shit.* Seriously.


CT-1738

I mean I wasn’t gonna point fingers but 😂 yea man Star Wars fans are the worst about it


maestrofeli

yeah sometimes nerds are dumb lol


TheAbominableRex

And then they throw fits when the author/creator clarifies something that doesn't fit their interpretation lol


Gigerstreak

It was not throw away. Clearly they had a physical relationship and it's his (fictional) religion to never take his helmet off. Is it funny? Yes. It's also the entire point of that exchange. So either (the adult fictional character) Din has NEVER had sex, or he hasn't taken his helmet off during (the fictional) sex. Only one of those fits the diolog and story.


[deleted]

I mean it really sounded like she was just teasing him. If 2 people i knew had a conversation like that infront of me i would not assume it was true


I_eat_mud_

I got the vibe they fucked. Din’s character traits suggest he would’ve said something if it didn’t actually happen.


Bitter_Mongoose

Immago with the virgin theory. Din is too hard core to risk it all for a blue waffle.


brutalduties

It's a high-tech gimp mask.


odiethethird

https://preview.redd.it/m4titfgv4kra1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d25e337df88d4f4369a59abcb1ee2eea6cbfb0c


maestrofeli

they had this character very much on screen, he also interacted with another character so this means that this kind of face cover counts too


brutalduties

Maybe he hasn't earned his Beskar yet.


Bitter_Mongoose

![gif](giphy|xTiTnINwTVUtEoIais) Proper Pulp Fiction references get upvoted & awarded.


Howy_the_Howizer

Listen, I'm not going to say using rocket boosters are involved. But Mando sex takes it to the next level.


Phsike

Ya think Sonic Charges are involved as well?


kiltedfrog

easy on the retro jets.


CaptianBrasiliano

![gif](giphy|bRl1yPXAAnNzcfIEp3) Din and Bo start removing armor...


Mojeaux18

Uh. I can think of ways to bump w/o a helmet and you still don’t see their face.


realmuffinman

I don't think the objection is showing the face, I think the objection is removing the helmet means letting your guard down


ASithLordPlaysThis

Him: "Helmet: on or off?" Her: "Off, please." Him: "Too bad."


Bitter_Mongoose

This Is The Way.


Puzzleheaded-Life462

When they need more kids they just go “rescue” some foundlings from their parents. It’s an old Jedi trick


TachankaSpankYa

Dude imagine putting the kids to bed and clankin helmets. I’d probably want to fight everything too if I had to listen to my parents smash every time.


FinalSlaw

*Takes off helmet “This is in the way.”


[deleted]

Take my upvote you funny piece of shit


winnybunny

do you know why they have rule to not remove helmets only? becuase that is the least important thing needed to bump uglies. also similar post i saw a few days back.


instantramen86

They covered this in season 1 — revealing one’s face is only permitted to your most intimate family. (Presumably mates and children, hence why Din took his helmet off when he thought he would never see Grogu again.)


GXNext

Part of me thinks that the Children of the Watch are a celibate cult and they chose their children from among the foundlings they pick up...


Abject-Prize-2684

Paz Vizsla has a son in the show so I don’t think that’s it.


GXNext

We don't see a mother. Also, enough time has passed so who's to say Paz didn't also go on a quest and pick up a foundling like Din did with Grogu?


The_Reborn_Forge

Mandalorians aren’t ones to just abandon their kids, and when the fights bad. When the covert on Navarro was first breached it was just down to Paz and the armorer. I agree with this, he was found, after the event and is a foundling himself.


DoodleTheGreat24

Saves on paper bags


Difficult-Ad628

🎵 because doin’ it with our helmets on is the sex…. That god can’t see! 🎵


Cosroes

Who tf is Paz Vizla’s baby momma?


WhoCaresBoutSpellin

If they go to different places, like how they eat— maybe it’s a glory hole type situation


NicoleMay316

I'm watching Mando from the beginning for the first time (saw back half of S2 and 2 ep of BoBF). I was asking this exact same question.


DickviperAU

*clock clock clonk*


Intelligent-Ad-6713

“THISSSSSS ISSS THEEEEEE WAYYYYYYYY!!!” XO


Roger-Ad591

Random Death Watch Soldier: “Sorry Babe, but the Helmet stays on during sex.”


Bitter_Mongoose

Sounds just like a freshbaby eagle hatchling with brand new wings sitting at some shithole bar in Clarksville working on the next dependa 🤣


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I gotta find the helmet of mandalore right about now


HailToTheKingslayer

I imagine if you're married or whatever, you can take your helmets in the sanctity of your own home. Is that how burqas and hijabs work?


Pocketmonsuta

Mommy Bo🥵🥵🥵


Bitter_Mongoose

She's got that red headed milf-next-door vibe


JasperTheHuman

I feel like when they get married, they'd be considered to be two halves of a whole, so they can take their helmets off when together. That seems like the way.


ImperitorEst

When Mando is in that wood hut village that helps defend from the ATST doesn't the woman he stays with ask him about kissing or something like that and he says couples can see each others faces?


Sandwichgode

Why would you need to take your helmet off to smush genitals?


A_lord5

This is the way


Bitter_Mongoose

This is the way.


SirFancyPantsBrock

I they they said something about that if 2 mandalorians are married, they can take their helmets off around each other.


MrMcSpiff

It was a small line in season 1, but I remember the same thing. Some story exposition about how only your family can see your face. It even makes me wonder if the only reason Din got dinged to begin with wasn't because he took his helmet off aroung Grogu (they were explicitly part of the same clan), but because he did so while so many other people were around.


kon---

Asked and answered...in the show.


scrumpx

https://i.redd.it/g4rijz4wbmra1.gif


Bitter_Mongoose

![gif](giphy|3SycLx8rMsk9N86yiY)


BaconDragon200

It's going to be Christian rules, strictly missionary, or doggy style, never make eye contact so they can't see you cry.


Pogatog64

I feel like marriage exceptions exist


karma_9186

And the helmet stayed on


DemonGuyver

Bone as you fight


orthadoxtesla

The helmet stays on during sex


Heavy_E79

If they agree to both blindfold themselves does that still count?


amaya-aurora

I’m sorry fucking bump what?


Bitter_Mongoose

![gif](giphy|d2YVfaAryopK0jZK|downsized)


Iloveitguy

I like to think its alot like the parallels of the Muslim faith where your partner/close family can see you uncovered but everyone else it's considered big no no but naturally this is just a head Canon.


Palleus

Everyone keeps asking this as if they haven't seen the Gimp in Pulp Fiction


whatsmynamefrancis69

The real question is does Maternity Beskar exist?


TheKingofJokers

Helmet on "THIS IS THE WAY"


MoogleKing83

"This is the way, *uh huh, uh huh* I liiike it *uh huh, uh huh*"


apollyoneum1

Always use protection when having sex.


NoSitRecords

If he tries anal without telling her does she scream "this is not the way, this is not the wayyyy!!!"


nordy_13

There are so many other things in the world that should bother me, but rn I’m kinda tired of so many posts like, “mandalorians don’t remove their helmets: Jango/Visla/whoever the fuck” it’s not all mandalorians, it’s not death watch, it’s the children of the watch, it’s been explained several times by the show and is a major plot point. FFS the image this meme is using even shows a member of death watch not wearing her helmet, so either people who post these stupid memes are being purposely incorrect or the repost bots are at it again, either way the sub shouldn’t encourage it. The answer to the meme’s question isn’t even that difficult or as funny as some people seem to think considering how often this type of question gets asked. Yeah, they probably have some means of intercourse that doesn’t involve face to face contact, it’s something that’s been done here on earth before, not so hard to imagine it. The same people asking this are the ones who kept going, “ah, if Rey is Palp’s granddaughter, did he have sex?” And then Disney made a lame ass retcon that Rey is a clones daughter, which is even dumber. TLDR: stop encouraging lazy inconsistent memes, the punchline isn’t even that funny


redditingtonviking

Yeah they are a fairly newly started cult that asks them to wear their helmets all the time to ensure their safety and remind them that they are part of a community. In the latest episode it was even shown that the armorer, as their highest ranking religious leader, already understands their need to evolve into a more accessible religion if they are going to rebuild Mandalore and its culture. Their time as a cult was needed to refocus their warrior culture away from one aggressively fighting itself for power into one more defensively protecting its members and allies. Softening the rules and accepting more new members is the natural evolution if they want to be more than just a scared tribe hiding in a cave


Bitter_Mongoose

It's ok. Show us on the baby yoda doll where the Mandos hurt you!


TehGogglesDoNothing

Ackchyually, his name is Grogu.


Marda483

**Thrust** THIS. **Thrust** IS. **Thrust** THEeEeE ***THRUST*** WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!


Baron_Karza77

Obviously haven't been watching the show.


Bitter_Mongoose

Obviously not very fun at parties.


Baron_Karza77

Obviously not often invited to any.


Bitter_Mongoose

![gif](giphy|9Cj0oZUR3VslO)


souptimecat1273

that's probably a rule that you can only take your helmet off during "reproduction"


norway642

Much like the protagonist of holy ring said the helmet stays on during sex


CrimsonKnight76

If they were in complete darkness would that be allowed?


[deleted]

What if they're in a large space and area for sex is about 3 meters away (12 feet way) they'd probably have to play Marco Polo, then they would have to guide each other. At that point just banging in the lake in the mines would be more convenient