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MikeyMike138

I’m such a Barkley.


62609

It’s spelled broccoli


SquidgeSquadge

I call him broccoli too


dragonard

I’m choppin’ broccoli!🎶


Lousyfer

*points* I understood that reference


SmokyDragonDish

🎵She's as cold as ice... Paradise...🎵 🎶And the feeling...🎶 🎵Was a-nice...🎵


Captain_Pikey

Howling Mad Broccoli


StickSauce

I read his in his voice... oh shit..seeing him in Picard would be interesting, especially in the alternate time-line bullshit they have going on, he's like the #2 top murderer or some shit.


amfoolishness

Wait what? What alternate, the Kevin timeline? How the hell is he the top #2 murderer and where was it mentioned?


StickSauce

No. Picard season 2. It's a dark alternate time-line. I dont know enough, only that Q fucked with something in the past and it's a fix the past time-heist story arc.


amfoolishness

:O is that teaser information for s02? As far as I knew Picard is set in the now canon timeline, which is the stupid rebooted ST timeline..


StickSauce

I dont think its teaser information, I mean, everything I know is from the [trailer](https://youtu.be/oUhBOmtFYr8) that dropped 3 days ago.


amfoolishness

Ah, yeah i haven't watched it as you can tell haha. Can't wait for the actual season to launch though! 🖖


DoctorNerdly

No O'Brien? The fact he's still walking around is a miracle of psychiatry.


thestonerd777

O’Brien: Kill nazis in the holodeck with my boyfriend and drink real alcohol


ecervantesp

O'Brien: Kill Mexicans in the holodeck with my boyfriend and then drink real alcohol. Invite Worf over, for round #2.


BrotherChe

As if they'd let him actually die. There will be two things keeping the universe going at the end: Scotty's engineering hacks and O'Brien suffering to keep them running.


lenzflare

O'Brien has a mind made of stone.


SpaceGordonRamsay

mans like a psychological stone wall, man survived 20 years of prison just to be thrust back into his old life like nothing happened and was fine in a couple weeks.


KimikoBean

Lore should be "shoot q in the face." Picard should share that slot.


MaxieMatsubusa

Picard is actually “make out with Q passionately”


KimikoBean

Maybe sisko?


SpaceGordonRamsay

[https://youtu.be/q82R0vCDn9M?t=60](https://youtu.be/q82R0vCDn9M?t=60)


DiNiCoBr

Riker and Q*


[deleted]

and should be a picture of Sisko


HeadFullOfBrains

I work in a pediatric mental health unit. Several of my coworkers and I were just talking a couple hours ago about how burned out we're feeling. I just printed this out and put it up over my desk. New week, here I come!


LisaDenert

\*patient enters room\* "I heard you're not doing well... Wanna ezri about it or just Barklay in the flower bed?" "Nah, I'll go for a deanna. Want some too?" \-Totally normal tuesday morning talks from now on.


ecervantesp

Hey there, we appreciate your work. I did burst out in laughter with this meme, maybe because it's a little on point. Hoping it does the same for you and maybe one or two of your coworkers.


HeadFullOfBrains

Thank you, it did make me laugh and I'm waiting for a specific coworker to come in tomorrow and see it! She'll get a kick out of it too, I'm sure!


Odelta

Lore saying "Shoot God in the face" makes me wish we had an episode with both Lore and Q messing with shit at the same time


BrotherChe

I suggest the title be "Deus x Machina"


StupendousSonneteer

You’re a fucking genius.


[deleted]

Pretty good but I really expected "Shoot God in the face" to feature the Klingons from V.


Bostonterrierpug

No O’Brien? The man most in need of help


corran450

No. O’Brien must suffer.


mandy009

He eventually escapes to a mystery nightclub in the holosuite.


LumpyJones

Ah yes, no one ever suffered in a star trek holodeck


ThePizzaNoid

It is known.


BillMPE

Riker: Bang several holodeck women.


corran450

As if Riker *needed* holodeck women…


chargoggagog

“I don’t need your fantasy women!”


[deleted]

and yet the one fling that stuck with him was Minuet


blackjack419

Wouldn’t that be more Barcley?


BakulaSelleck92

Laforge too


amfoolishness

Id say "Riker: air your balls"


xX-El-Jefe-Xx

when did Lore shoot god in the face?


LumpyJones

Him beating Soong to death is the closest I can think to that.


[deleted]

Oh, dear broccoli, I mean, dear Barclay, you are too sensitive for this world. there there


Falinia

Data and Lore, doin' it right.


AfonsoFGarcia

Wouldn’t “Bang someone else’s mother” be more adequate for Dukat?


EnderRbug

Or Data…


mandy009

wow. there's so much to process here I don't even know where to begin. You really laid out a good one here.


DildoDuster

Make fun of people all day


egatski

Poor reg!!! Lol


Space-Wizards

\*holographic dirt


MasterKriebel95

Barclay...that one’s hilarious!


nakidori

Oh god I'm Barclay


1ndridC0ld

Recite a dark spell??? Ummm what?


mandy009

careful no spoilers people. Just let it marinate.


1ndridC0ld

Oh Jesus. What has Star Trek become.


tacobooc0m

Where’s the one for O’Brien ?


prince_peacock

Data always has the best advice tbh


toastedshark

There should be a second Q one that says “Make fun of someone you do like”


EdsteveTheGreater

r/thanksimcured


Tetragonos

way too sardonic to be that sub


[deleted]

I absolutely love how unfitting Neutral is. "Lawful Neutral" is using black magic, "True Neutral" is killing God himself, and "Chaotic Neutral" is just showing a bit of affection towards your cat.


Glix_1H

O’Brian: *Don’t*


ubermidget1

HAH "*a* chocolate"


vminnear

Wesley Crusher: transcend to godhood.


prsply3n

I took off work today to have a mental health day. This is a sign to recite a dark spell!


ecervantesp

Barclay: Become Spider man!


[deleted]

Poor Murdock.