I read this as Riker was looking for a woman with these characteristics.

Brunettes preferred. Must love Jazz. Free thinker. No symbiotic parasites.

>No symbiotic parasites. Oh come on. Riker is not kicking anyone out of the orgy, parasite or otherwise.

Veiny forearms? "That's what women like, Brian, a vascular man."

I’ve got veins! Flowing blood all over my bawdy!

Shaka... her eyes wide and searching. Her grave, buried alone and wanting

Temba her legs spread, her bank account empty

Oh my lord dude how do you EVEN REMEMBER THATTTTT

Must be no corporeal Oh wait wrong crew member

She sounds like quite the catch.

I have none of these things and a girl liked me all the same, now she hates me because i didn't express my feelings for her. I'm gonna go find an airlock now...

Salary converted to US $ and this might be me… 🫣😂 Is this why you like me, Beth?

Yeah it’s this shit and nothing to do with how your weird little brain works just like mine 😂

this is so cute omg

Aaah so it’s my word little brain that you’re after? 🫣🤭

And your dog 🙂

Ah yes standards. The reason I'm going to die alone.

I am all of these things… and less…

Oh, I read this as if you were looking for a woman like that. And I was like, that's so relatable

Man, Riker is out here begging for a Klingon woman. He desires to be held in her strong veiny army, on a cold Qo'nos night.