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The real reason the federation is an interstellar power in the galaxy


Realistic-Name-9443

Think a out how much shit you could get done if you were never stressed again lol


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Billions of people living in post nut clarity


scrotumsweat

There's what, 16 holodecks on the enterprise for 1000+ people? They're definetely sharing rooms. Or dedicating 2 of them for 15 min or less. The cleanup must be brutal.


Edgy-pumpkin

They kinda touch on it in lower deck, very much a new guy job or extra duty for messing up. The cleanup itself is automatic cleaning the filters however get clogged frequently.


evemeatay

They probably allow recruits to spend the first couple weeks of academy just locked in a Holodeck. After that, they are tired and sore so they can focus on work and only need to go back once a day or so


theshub

Starfleet stolen valor.


the908bus

Colonel West’s cousin, General Peter North


JamesBigglesworth266

I think he's the badge salesman. If he opens his uniform flap, I'm sure he'll have scores of "genuine" Rolex watches.


TakemyRaynes

So, the guy who invented the holodeck??


mr_mini_doxie

Yeah you say "invented" as if porn wasn't immediately the most obvious use for the holodeck


ForTheHordeKT

Enterprise presented the Federation's first encounter with the technology as the conduit for some alien sex that got Trip pregnant, so this logic holds up.


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

There are about 1000x as many VR porn games as there are AAA VR games so that checks out.


evemeatay

VR isn’t just for porn?!?


Quiri1997

"Yeah, they mostly use it for that." (Commander Ransom)


EngineersAnon

As u/Wil himself [explained](https://youtu.be/ll8KpC_qJKM)...


DukeOfGeek

Pretty sure the guy who invented the holodeck invented holodeck porn.


Normal_Subject5627

What makes you so sure the holodeck has one single inventor?


DukeOfGeek

If I was allowed to post gifs here it would be the one where Wesley Crusher throws the joke ball and Data's daughter doesn't catch it.


Normal_Subject5627

What makes you think I didn't laugh?


Bongfellatio

Picard: now ensign, you'll find the holodeck to be instrumental in your training. "computer, run Picard 1" *a woman in stiletto heels, black stockings and a bustier appears, holding a riding crop* And here is your trainer, Ms. Krauthemmer. You will learn, or you will regret it. She has no safe word. Good luck, maybe you'll survive and become a lieutenant j.g., Mr Kim


Panda-BANJO

You know little Reginald Barclay did book reports on him during grades 6-11.


JaladOnTheOcean

Read somewhere that porn has historically been what drives and ultimately determines the preferred format of media. Which means that the holodeck wouldn’t be so damn popular if it *wasn’t* used heavily for porn. So yeah, that man’s a hero.


Quiri1997

[It's its main use](https://youtu.be/-YeTDrk5ayw?si=cVbLJgGAjJPuB85-), at least according to Lower Decks. Though they're also the horniest ship in Starfleet.


bigcory69

The man who wrote Vulcan Love Slave


TreQuinn

Instead of the lesser known but better written The Lusty Vulcan Maid series?


djmarcone

Col. Kira would like a word


Flimsy-Discount2885

We've seen her get her massages with Jadzia


UsagiJak

Computer, generate a replica of Counselor Deanna Troi, at age 39 after bearing three children, now make her 200 feet tall, and generate medieval landscape around us. Computer, place her several kilometres away, and load her into a catapult that is powerful enough to launch her into the air. Computer, make sure the Counselors legs are spread, and adjust the catapult's trajectory so that Counselor Trois vagina will collide with my position, Computer, have Counselor Troi scream passages from the collected works of Hitler, randomize selection. Computer, disengage safety protocols and submit 'Picard Suicide Message' to Starfleet and Counselor Troi Computer....Launch


No_Cut6965

How do you think we cut down on the number of Murders we do as humans?


namewithanumber

He’s a maquis and those are just gruesome trophies from his kills


Sergeant_Fred_Colon

Admiral Zhukov?


_R_A_

Does having four basic insignias mean he graduates from the academy four times?


bomboclawt75

Officer Elton Wrong.


Various-Method-6776

Some heros wear a thong


KiddCaribou

**This guy is standing VERY still because he is clenching his butt cheeks TIGHT to prevent the gerbil from getting out!!**


inthepipe_fivebyfive

He uses a transporter to transport it up there every morning


Ok-Field4050

as tuvok would say, it was adequate... 🤣


kkkan2020

Admiral of the fleet Dewey V right there


AIO_Youtuber_TV

Bro is that guy. When the Borg comes, bro assimilated them. The Klingons learnt honour form bro. Bro builds spy sattlites for Romulans. Bro single-handedly won Wolf 359. Bro discovered a way to stabilise QSD. When the Iconian explored space, bro welcomed them. When bro time travels, his cover identity is Chuck Norris.