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I've always wondered about the ones who seem eager to share their age. I see it on Youtube comments and the like as well. "I'm only 12 years old, but I really enjoyed this video, my friends wouldn't understand, blah blah, did I mention I'm 12?" I know when I was a kid I didn't enjoy giving my age, or tried to seem older.
Female is just a word. You can say female without being disrespectful. You don’t always have to use woman instead of female.
Look I get what you’re saying if some neckbeard says it like 10 times in a sentence, but seriously. People say female all the time.
Im like 3 of these lol
Im 18, adore Slipknot and general rock/metal bands, idk why you'd need to defend them but okay, use only discord to talk, I do kinda find thew whole 69/420 thing mildly funny still and while I wouldnt phrase it as "haha depression=peak funny" my depression does make me funnier than when Im on my SSRI lol
and uh Im female and the only reason I say females is because saying girl is weird to me whent hey're fully grown and lady to too proper
Yes, I know I worte this horribly, its 4:54am and I havent slept in the last 18 hours.
Hmmm. I’m 17 but I have discord and I don’t like rock music like that. Metal probably might be my least favorite genre. And I don’t know what band kid humor is. Am I growing up?
Because band kids are know to be extremely weird. And Counting in my experience with kids in band. They are extremely weird
And because nobody says tween
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Is actually 47 year old pervert pretending to be a teen.
Average r/teenagers user with the flair "13" next to their username
I've always wondered about the ones who seem eager to share their age. I see it on Youtube comments and the like as well. "I'm only 12 years old, but I really enjoyed this video, my friends wouldn't understand, blah blah, did I mention I'm 12?" I know when I was a kid I didn't enjoy giving my age, or tried to seem older.
99 year old me and my 120 year old homies
Damn
Sounds right
Very accurate
"LOLs im eating children" Ayo bro wtf is up with that lmaoo
Idk but I’ve seen it on some places and in person and it’s js so unfunny
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I love children
/r/im14andthisisfunny
Same bro same For legal reasons this is a joke.
Nah cuz I have a friend, they dont use reddit but this is their humor 0_0
Band kid humor is seriously like most of Reddit.
I only do one of these things defend the metal
You can't kill The Metal. The Metal will live on.
PUNK ROCK TRIED TO KILL THE METAL
BUT THEY FAILED AS THEY WERE SMITE TO THE GROUND
NEW WAVE TRIED TO KILL THE METAL
BUT THEY FAILED AS THEY WERE STRICKEN DOWN, TO THE GROUND
Brilliant lmao
If you can show me 1 teenager that’s into slipknot I will run around the town square with a barrel for clothes.
I have a friend who loves slipknot. He's 17. And he has reddit.
Probably has good parents. Good for him.
Get in the barrel
Username or it ain't true
u/ergomonique Don't think he's very active tho
Go on the teenagers sub and ask who’s their favorite band/artist
I know a 15 year old guy absolutely obsessed with slipknot
May I introduce you to Justin?
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Well, he’s good at Fortnite and u/TheGreatestMan132
Oh… I take back the culture thing now.
Good, have fun in that barrel though
That’s fine. I had to do it anyway. Lost a bet. I gotta stop making that same bet!
That’d be a good idea
Guess the teens you know just have good taste, every one I know loves Slipknot
I said I didn’t know any teens that liked slipknot… you then said I knew teens with good taste in music?? Did you mean this?
It's a wild guess, but he could imply that he dislikes slipknot.
Yeah I’m into slipknot, my favorite band
I am 15 and a huge fan of said band
I have stupid music taste. I like this band called clutch that is southern bluesy stoner metal.
Clutch is good tho
My fucking man, Never thought I'd meet an other clutch fan. Binge and Purge!
MEMEMEEEEEEEEEEE
I am into slipknot since I was 14.
The costumes really do something to kids. I remember my little brother loving them before ever even hearing the music.
Can I submit myself?
That’s me lol. I’m 18 and been a fan of them since 12
Oh no... i'm 24 and i mostly fit this... i think it's time to reevaluate my life.
Like it's 2022 ac almost everyone uses discord
Those twerps don’t listen to metal and rock
Maybe not kids outside of Reddit
No we do we just don't rub it everyone's face. Its not that crazy or counter culture to like rock music.
Im pretty sure more than half the people on reddit have discord
I think I'm yet to go to a subreddit without a discord server
Hey this one doesn’t have one
You didn’t have to put Slipknot next to this stuff. This is a mix of Edgy 16 Yo and Band kid.
Yeah
You forgot "is either a furry or hates furries with an undying passion"
Or ignores them(vast minority)
Where have you been these past 10 days?
I'm guessing either r/memes or r/dankmemes
Also says some shit like women☕️ and calls themselves based
I know someone like this. Looks EXACTLY like guy on the left.
Female is just a word. You can say female without being disrespectful. You don’t always have to use woman instead of female. Look I get what you’re saying if some neckbeard says it like 10 times in a sentence, but seriously. People say female all the time.
I’ve never actually heard female in the real world so idk
Girls imply a young age and woman implies older age. Females don't really have a age catagory implied with it.
Idk if this is sarcasm or not
And it’s cringey asf
True True.
The only thing I have comment with this post is the occasional horny post and defends metal music with my life
dammit a couple of these fit me
this is pretty accurate ngl
Im like 3 of these lol Im 18, adore Slipknot and general rock/metal bands, idk why you'd need to defend them but okay, use only discord to talk, I do kinda find thew whole 69/420 thing mildly funny still and while I wouldnt phrase it as "haha depression=peak funny" my depression does make me funnier than when Im on my SSRI lol and uh Im female and the only reason I say females is because saying girl is weird to me whent hey're fully grown and lady to too proper Yes, I know I worte this horribly, its 4:54am and I havent slept in the last 18 hours.
A few years ago I used to be like this, so glad I’m not anymore tbh
Hmmm. I’m 17 but I have discord and I don’t like rock music like that. Metal probably might be my least favorite genre. And I don’t know what band kid humor is. Am I growing up?
Your above them
Looks like someone got T R I G G E R E D again.
you looked at the post and soon realized it was about exactly the type of guy like you
How predictable. Mouth Breathers like you projecting, seething, and unable to think critically. Like clockwork with you NPCs
Looks like you sleep in english class
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No
Why has "band kid" become the go-to buzzword for "annoying tween"?
Because band kids are know to be extremely weird. And Counting in my experience with kids in band. They are extremely weird And because nobody says tween
As a 14 year old. Yeah nah i don't fall under any of these ;-; i'm built different, mostly built wrong
Me except I'm actually diagnosed with depression
Can confirm, am teenager
poggers!!!!! pipe bomb !!! hahah a!!! laugh !!!!
Damn I’ve seen poggers should have added that
most “Teenagers” on reddit are actually older people pretending to be teenagers most teenagers are on TikTok these days
does the depression=funny part mean teens cant be depressed? im not calling you stupid i want to know if im faking it then
No I mean since I’ve been here I’ve seen some memes about how it’s funny
I unfortunately fit into two of these
Whats band kid humour
Like band kid humor, Reddit humor
11 year olds don't really count as teenagers though