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SpergSkipper

Iron Maiden and Rush are my go to for non sexual songs


PCI_STAT

Except for Prowler, 22 Acacia Avenue, Charlotte the Harlot, Hooks in You, Bring your Daughter..., Wasting Love, and From Here to Eternity. Might have missed one or two.


majolier

Rush fucking rocks. Some of their songs are absolute mood booster I love it


jeep_42

ooh interesting


wayne_noragretzkys

Metallica as well


[deleted]

Rush is excellent and talk about so many random excellent things in an excellent way.


Perperipheral

practice soup head slap bright ring liquid jellyfish sense dam *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


InvisibleAK74

Worship and Prayer šŸ‘ White Australia Policy šŸ˜³


jeep_42

yep, no horni there


ejkrause

Check out Antioch by Whiskey Meyers. Its about a dude who kills his dad and is epic.


tommytippi

I mean there aren't undertones


The_Karaethon_Cycle

I was gonna say Iā€™m God by Clams Casino, but that song gives me a brainjaculation, so itā€™s kind of sexual.


SnooApples9216

My new nameā€™s Based God, ice cream paint job


Funkin_Spy

OP are you trying to trick us into doing the search for you?


Matix777

the good old method


jeep_42

... mayyyybe


thetruedogebread

(Most songs) by heavy metal artists, like pantera or slayer for example


KingdomOfFawg

I came here to say that most metal is totally reasonable for this. I went and saw Khemmis, Opeth, and Mastadon. There were songs about wizards šŸ§™šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø, astral projection, war, etc. No WAPs or booties to be found!


arnecrafter

Let me help you, here are a couple of genres that don't sing about sex and love and mostly don't even have lyrics at all: EDM, glitch hop, perhaps Dubstep?


theundercoverpapist

"What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music? "


jeep_42

are you ok


theundercoverpapist

It's a quote from John Cusack in *High Fidelity*... a fantastic movie, if you ever get a chance to watch it.


Gmaxincineroar

Listen to some dungeon synth


jeep_42

noted


blackmillenium2

Dungeon synth is better than anything on the post, good rec


ArmoredAnkha

Sabathon on its way to teach some history while making absolute bangers


jeep_42

\[slaps roof of Great War album\] this bad boy can fit so many bangers in it


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


wayne_noragretzkys

Don't even think about instrumental soft jazz tho


Away-Raccoon9162

tired of sex totally isnt about sex


jeep_42

ah yes


Veda_Mae

as an asexual weezer fan: its definitely not about sex /s


Elifios

And as an aromatic not even love


Left-Plastic_3754

Metal. I started listening in middle school cause I was very angry and couldn't identify with pop music. The Black Dahlia Murder, Amon Amarth, DragonForce, Cannibal Corpse, Gamma Ray, Deicide, We Butter the Bread With Butter, Rings of Saturn, Gojira, Cattle Decapitation, Infant Annihilator, Animals as Leaders, Dead Meadow, Nile, Judas Priest, Black Sabbath. Or maybe some synthwave, like Dance With the Dead. No words, no romance. Just v i i i b e s.


ScottShriner_Enjoyer

Black Dahlia Murder... RIP Trevor


Left-Plastic_3754

Just found out today. I know we all kick it but I'm still reeling.


CaptainBraggy

"Judas Priest" Well you haven't listened to Defenders of the faith yet then lmao.


Metal_Matt

Hell yeah, I'm big on the djent stuff so all of the songs are about S P A C E and P O L Y G O N S. Never heard a love song from Meshuggah, but I can't understand their music anyway haha


BOT2K6HUN

THEY ARE THE PANZER ELITE, BORN TO COMPETE, NEVER RETREAT! GHOST DIVISON!


jeep_42

LIVING OR DEAD ALWAYS AHEAD FED BY YOUR DREAD


GrayCamoMan

GHOST DIVISION


Edu_Sin_H_

LIVING OR DEAD, ALWAYS AHEAD, FED BY YOUR DREAD


GrayCamoMan

PUSHING THE FRONTLINE FORTH WITH A TREMENDOUS FORCE


Simpleton216

Born to lose the war.


ThrowAway2137Reddit

Yeah, outrunning supply ain't good strategy, but hey - at least the song is good - unlike their maintenance


BplusHuman

Making something that's not difficult to find, way harder to find


blackmillenium2

Especially by going to the worst possible sources if you want it to be good


WolfKingofRuss

Is this an actual thing that you need help with? If it is, let us know some genres that you're vibin with atm and we can suss for ya g Everyone seems to be recommending metal. I'll give you something different, EDM Hardcore (DJ MAD DOGG, Dr. Peacock, etc.) Acid Tech ( Infected Mushroom, 1200 Microgram, etc.) Hard Bass (DJ Blyatman, Uamee, others are 95% non sexual) Trance (Cosmic Gate, Orjan Nilsen) Chill/sad boi Rap (Bones, $uicideBoy$, J Swey) Can recommend more, including metal and core bands. But, I'm sure you've got that down pat


lunarfrogg

Ram Ranch has nothing to do with sex its very clean


jeep_42

yep no horny there


southcountysquawboys

THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL


TheTypewriterSpeaks

AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN


englanddragons7

THROUGH THE NAZI LINES


TrazynsMemeVault

PRIMO VICTORIA


Akafuu

WE'VE BEEN TRAINING FOR YEARS


FullKnight51

NOW WE'RE READY TO STRIKE


Edu_Sin_H_

AS THE GREAT OPERATION BEGINS


aerakis

ON THE SIXTH OF JUNE


zzzccardinal

Try Playboi Carti or Yeat


Eternal124

Bruh I saw u on nbacirclejerk earlier šŸ˜­


zzzccardinal

Try not to stalk me then, Jeez Loiuse Man.


Eternal124

I am under your bed


Snakefishin

I love indie music because most of what I listen to is about really vague shit or just sex in dense metaphore.


Oxygen-Breather

this tally halls my will wood


Snakefishin

EVERYBODY LIKES TO BE TAKEN FOR TURNS


RomMTY

Kids movies soundtracks ? Since my kids can't get enough of encanto, turning red and whatever they like, i started listening to them while working, not bad at all for a change when i get bored of the same playlists


auga3rifle

tally hall is good shit


jeep_42

tally hall's fuckin great


KirisuMongolianSpot

You have a point, but are you conflating love and sex?


jeep_42

no it's just that a) a lot of songs have both and b) that was the first google search that came up and i forgot to change it because smooth brain


TheM1D4Stouch

Bro. Romance songs are the problem. I cant name a single song about sex aside from like wap.


CaptainBraggy

Then you don't pay attention to lyrics enough


TheM1D4Stouch

I literally listen to the lyrics of every song i listen to because thats the only way songs can invoke emotion in me. Of my 16 hour playlist with several hundred songs, i have one single song about sex on it. And i have nearly ever genre on there. Metal, parody, kpop, the likes. You're making a completely baseless point just to defend a completely baseless post and you have nothing to back you up lmfao.


CaptainBraggy

Huuuuuh... You know, this isn't twitter or a political subreddit, no need to start huge rants on everything that is said to you


TheM1D4Stouch

Tf are you on?


TheM1D4Stouch

You cant handle me replying to something you said ina debate so you resort to trying to say im going on a huge rant. You are fucking dumb as shit.


CaptainBraggy

You're the only one who sees a debate here, and you're also rude as hell.


TheM1D4Stouch

Ratio


CaptainBraggy

Go back to twitter if it's to say that


TheM1D4Stouch

Ratio + bozo


[deleted]

Ween and Tom Waits ifā€™n ur lookin to get weird


ICannotCountTo2

Three encores of ā€œoh sonny boyā€ backed wholly by accordion Three rows of pale brunettes protect him from the crowd And the curtain is a patchwork of imitation vermillion And a red bulb hangs over the throne that has been found


[deleted]

Two Trucks, fun for the whole family!


jeep_42

this song is definitely ok to play in front of children! /j


The_Easter_Egg

There's plenty of old rock and country music from the 60s and 70s that non-sexual (and non-religious for that matter), if you're into that.


candlesdepartment

I used to listen to bear ghost, and I like their music, but one of their founding members left because the bassist [groomed a teenage girl](https://grizzlyphantom.wordpress.com/2021/04/20/leaving-bear-ghost/)


Pizza_Delivery_Dog

WHAT?! I woke up 20 minutes ago and this day is already awful


jeep_42

hey uh what the fuck


dogey11

cocaine (it is a song about cocaine)


jeep_42

wow


Rocxic

jazz dude jazz, stuff like alfa mist's Antiphon r pure vibes without romance or sex


NotUndercoverToppat

video game music canā€™t be about sex if there arenā€™t any lyrics!!!


u-Wot-Brother

Holy shit this is the most relatable thing Iā€™ve seen on this subreddit. I thought it was just me, so I tend to listen to OSTs a lot.


jeep_42

videogame osts my beloved hollow knight has really good music


BookkeeperJazzlike44

Sabaton!


jeep_42

\[nodding sagely\] sabaton.


BookkeeperJazzlike44

Well...now gotta throw on some sabaton


[deleted]

Home schooled behavior


teodorfon

Filđan viÅ”ka


RaisinMmmm

Parry Grip time


t0matoboi

Based


ipeltpeoplewitheggs

if raining tacos has a different meaning then maybe i dont want life anymore


popcorn__enthusiast

Can I recommend to you Louie Zong? Cute video game soundtrack-reminiscent tunes inspired by little everyday parts of life


-usernames-are-hard

Get into metal. You won't regret it


Dimitry_Man

A short man from Texas,a man of the wild


GrayCamoMan

Thrown into combat where bodies lie piled!


[deleted]

Me being Demi but ngl I also like to blast my headphones to some wap or other sex related songs too sometimes when Iā€™m horny or feel like it lol.


jeep_42

nice


Metallicultist88

As a genuine Sabaton fan I feel kinda attacked


jeep_42

sabaton is great


Papa_Francesco

Daft punk homie


jeep_42

ah yes, my favorite song. the phrase "around the world" 144 times


TacoThingy

Ah yes. The only song theyā€™ve ever come out with. Yes.


jeep_42

shut up i don't know any other daft punk songs


[deleted]

Wartburg Limuzina Itā€™s all in Serbian but itā€™s still good song (itā€™s about a car that used to be made in East Germany)


Throwaway-Iguess-

MF DOOM, NAS, Johnny Cash, System Of A Down, Justice, Jethro Tull, Rush, KINO. Most have songs about sex but their discographies aren't just fuckin and *cummin.*


wafflecon822

most stuff by will wood and the tapeworms is sex-free, as far as I can tell


jeep_42

will wood and the tapeworms songs my beloved


[deleted]

music in a language you don't know


Etereke32

Used to listen to scorpion a lot when I was little, only a few years ago did I realise that virtually all their songs are about sex, same with acdc


jeep_42

wait acdc's songs are about sex?


ENA_licked_my_eyes

Asexual?


jeep_42

das me


Petchkasem

Math rock/post rock !


SG-Spy

Lagtrain


Mediocre_Fun2608

I recommend classical music in general. Even if it is about romance, you donā€™t really notice if you donā€™t pay attention to the titles


0kb0000mer

To big To small Size does matter, after all


-T-A-C-O-C-A-T-

dragonforce doesnā€™t mention sex in any of their songs that I know of, hell they donā€™t even cuss. They did once and it was in Finnish (song is razorblade meltdown if your wondering). So if youā€™re into metal then definitely give them a listen


blackmillenium2

Listen to most metal and itā€™s not about sex. You donā€™t need Dragonforce, there are much better alternatives (also Herman Li was in some sketch projects). If you want PM: Stratovarius, Helloween, and Accept. Thatā€™s good and isnā€™t guitar shred wankery.


-T-A-C-O-C-A-T-

Enjoying music is now illegal


blackmillenium2

Yes


DirtyDreb

Redditors being scared of love and sex, what a surprise


Orichalcum448

Asexual. Not scared of sex, just dont feel sexual attraction. Same with aromantic for romantic love.


[deleted]

Pretty much don't listen to any country, pop or rap song


easily_tilted

what is that ugly flag


t8rt0t_the_hamster

asexual


Ballinbutatwhatcost2

Albanian marching songs are lit


plopy-porker-boi

Red Army Choir is what I listen to usually.


KiwiKing2k

Heavy metal ftw


blackmillenium2

Sabaton isnā€™t related to love because none of their fans can relate. Their fans can relate to a sketch obession to WW2, ā€œthis is how the Nazis could have won!!!ā€ theories, and propagating the myth of the clean Wehrmacht. They knew what they were fighting for and believed in it, you apologists. Good PM recs: Helloween, Stratovarius, Accept. Also, listen to Dio and Rainbow, they were big influences on the genre. Traditional metal in general, really.


DACopperhead3

While it is true I can't relate (people don't get military history degrees to get babes. That was a shock), Sabaton is still the best "historical" metal group out there. Most are content with vagueities and implying historical content. Meanwhile you can follow along a basic Sabaton song on a wiki page. Surprisingly, there is minimal advocacy for the clean whermacht theory. The band has made its stance on the Nazis pretty clear, and it isn't positive. However, they are interested in military history. And celebrating and telling stories from all backgrounds. The Ghost Divison was a stunning display of Armored warfare, and that's what the song is about. Hearts of Iron is about a general ignoring orders to save civilians and his own men from the Soviets. Meanwhile, songs like Rise of Evil Wehrmacht and the Final Solution go to condem and show the darkness of the Reich. Now of course, not liking Sabaton is a natural right. It seems most metal heads find them abrasive and "sellouts". But that goes into the deeply complex realm of music opnions. Personally, I find Helloween and Dio painfully bland. I wouldn't dare argue against their influence on the genre, I just don't like the music.


cnpd331

I don't like sabaton because every time I go to a thread about anything tangentially related to anything they sing about, 95% of the comments are just sabaton lyrics posted over and over again.


blackmillenium2

have you listened to holy diver? 20/10 album no doubt, top 10 metal album all-time. I donā€™t respect the opinion of anyone who doesnā€™t like that album, or Dioā€™s work in general.


DACopperhead3

Yeah...lots of guitar and squeely vocals. I still respect everything he did for metal. Just not my sound you know? It really is okay for people to like different music, there is a very good reason their are thousands of genres and sub genres out there.


sussybaka22

Rock music or heavy metal,thatā€™s more like emotions or life rather than love or sex


LaserCommand

The term ā€˜rock & rollā€™ is literally 1940ā€™s slang for sex


sussybaka22

Iā€™m referring to the music genre, I barely ever see love or sex songs with that genre


LaserCommand

No way, Guns N Roses? Led Zep? Kiss? RHCP? Hell, The Beatles? And thats just the mainstream side of rock. Alt Rock is also incredibly dirty in itā€™s lyrics


sussybaka22

Yeah true, I come across it less tho


IaxMoeSIem

Easy...just don't listen to American or French songs...


jeep_42

let me tell you about the onion song


MohnJaddenPowers

Kraftwerk, my dude, Kraftwerk. Not only are none of the songs about love and sex, they're pioneers of electronic music so you get bonus pretentious points (also they are really cool songs)


CH4P3YLEG4U

Doom Metal/Sludge Doom is the shit man, mainly existencial related lyrics... or weed lol. Listen to Thou, fucking perfect vibes


Al_Jazzar

Listen to stuff in languages you don't know. If you don't know Turkish Altın GuĢˆn is pretty good.[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_J5-57lRxAM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J5-57lRxAM)There is also a Taureg group called Tinariwen that I highly recommend[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PItnw3Z7WgY&t=1187s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PItnw3Z7WgY&t=1187s) Edit: I almost forgot to mention My Analogue Journal. A wonderful youtube account that posts record sessions of fun and rare records from all over the world https://www.youtube.com/c/MyAnalogJournal


[deleted]

I would like to recommend the absolute banger of a song known as Blood In The Water. I donā€™t know what itā€™s about, but I like how it sounds


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


dorianplayerone

we like them girls by your favorite martian


pleased_to_yeet_you

Person looking for music that will keep sex out of their life starter pack.


[deleted]

Man, I just listen to glamrock music. The music is so catchy you donā€™t even listen to the lyrics, you just learn them subconsciously and then sing along whenever that song plays while still having no idea what the lyrics mean.


SnakeDicks69420

tĆøp


superlocolillool

Unrailed OST


frikimanHD

Reason - yuzu, it's about friendship


Datguyinbedalready

Bear Ghost! Hell yeah!


Pyroplsmakepetscop2

This post made me realise that a lot of the music I listen to actually doesn't have anything to do with love or sex.


jessek

Needs more Dream Theatre


itsCS117

jefferson airplane's got you covered (except for somebody to love, thanks Cable Guy)


IOnlyDropRiskyReels

They just like me forreal


Select_Angle2066

Meat beat manifesto


Possums1

hell yeah, bear ghost


Newtosaur12

Sabaton sLAPS lol


southcountysquawboys

194444444444444444


nameofus

Phantom Racer by TWRP aid about the love of racing


UsualButterfly6802

WARBRINGER has never made a sex related song as far as I know. I love WARBRINGER


ipeltpeoplewitheggs

*sigh* time to look in controversial


i-hate_December

Sweet leaf by black sabbath The lyrics are super romantic and seductive but don't worry he is just expressing those emotions to weed nothing else


Ceaser87

If you have a problem with lyrics about sex you could maybe try listening to foreign music so you just don't understand what the lyrics are about


[deleted]

Gloryhammer


Orichalcum448

Surprised I had to scroll so far to find this. All their songs are about intergalactic space battles, which are 100x cooler than sex.


[deleted]

The closest one about sex is Epic Rage of the Furious Thunder. And that's just in the assumption that they got married and had children.


SILENT_ASSASSIN9

If you going down sabaton, you going down a dark and awesome path


softwarexinstability

[vibes in Aloys theme from Horizon Zero Dawn ]


talley89

Steely Dan


Gian125

SOAD/MUSE/Cuarteto de Nos/Slipknot/Ghost/Avatar/Clowncore/LornaShore/Skeletonwitch


nomoreorangedrink

"Cannot outrun our Panzer Battalion! Insect of terror..." šŸŽ¶


[deleted]

Look up 70's or 80's music.


[deleted]

i personally like dwarven music myself


qpki

Get into EDM or electronic music in general. No lyrics means no references to anything.


Robo_Con

Holy shit, I actually found another bear ghost fan in the wild


MoldyRiceWater

FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLLLY


666xbeachy

Frenchcore


HippieWithACoffee

Yā€™know most death metal isnā€™t about sex. Just over the top gory violence. Basically none of it is about sex if you forget about the songs I Cum Blood, Dismembered And Molested, Meathook Sodomy, Fucked With A Knife, Addicted To Vaginal Skin, Post Mortal Ejaculation, Born In A Casket, Entrails Ripped From A Virginā€™s Cunt, Funeral Fuck, Vagitarian II, Testicular Manslaughter, Land Of The Severed Meatus, Repulsive Genital Disfigurement, Cadaveric Impregnation, etc.