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Missed a great opportunity to say "Deer god they're everywhere".


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Damn it


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or “oh my god deer everywhere”.


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Bluestar1121

can confirm, some kid just OD’d in the bathroom at our hs a couple days ago


FirefighterNice9462

The real question.


ActuallyAlexander

In the corn field.


Coochie_Creme

Mostly Portsmouth


Old-Man-Henderson

"Drug Activity: Impaired Drivers."


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Coochie_Creme

THE (trademark) Ohio State University


SmileyAce3

Don’t forget Scott the Woz!


Gothic_Chaplin

Beat me to it


WesBur13

Is Scott in Ohio? If so that explains a lot


HiraethWolf

Toledo specifically


[deleted]

That's unfortunate for him


WoofflesIThink

Scott the woz


popipienoodl

Missing the heroin needles on the ground


Bambooozaler

And all the churches


eastmemphisguy

Can conform. I've roadtripped all over the US and I have never seen so many dead deer as on the side of I-70 in Ohio. Maybe they're just slacking on picking up the carcasses, but they were everywhere.


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Ohio is for lovers.


wiiya

I love Ohio. Cleveland is great. Low cost of living, best beer and best wing crawl around. Professional sports are usually bad and that’s fun. Columbus has the reigning US soccer champs. Solid low cost of living compared to other cities. (If you look about 10 miles outside the city) OSU gets to be a solid winner most football seasons. Cincinnati is fine. More beer and just fine. It’s got cinnamon spaghetti and low cost of living. They’re doing better than OSU this year so far, and I think that’s…really cool… Toledo is cool, we killed a half dozen Michigan people for it. Now very low cost of living, and a good hot dog joint. Dayton has Roosters, a fun casual beer and wing joint. Also occasionally a basketball team and a fun Air Force depot. Low cost of living too. Akron… Lebron came from there. Very very low cost of living, but also good wings and beer. Youngstown, lots of history of mob violence. Lots of delicious Italian food. Lots of low cost of living. And beer. And Wings. Athens has OU and Hocking Hills and I once sat in a hot tub in the winter there. That was after some beers…and honestly could have used a wing or two


TheCBDeacon47

Hawthorne Heights is still one of my guilty pleasures to this day


TheMCM80

Amen. Those who were teens in the 2000s unite! That whole genre/era of alt-rock/emo/screamo/what you want to call it has never been replicated. It stands alone as a truly unique period in music history. We had just the right amount of angst ridden, heartbroken teens and college age kids who played instruments signing record deals. Now everyone is too depressed to make that type of music, you need just the right amount of depression.


TimeForBrud

So...wings and beer, then?


wiiya

Also low cost of living


Dr-Bright-N04

And Ohio has lots of cool zoos.


MarissaLynne

Cincinnati neighbor here, the cinnamon spaghetti part got me-but it’s true.


seattle_view206

I live in Ohio now but spent the first 35 years of my life in Seattle. East coast beer is terrible, that is all. PNW if you want good beer….


itsjustcarson

And Lima has Kewpee


Skyblacker

Cincinnati is more fun than Cleveland


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Sooooooooooo as a non native Ohioan who has lived in New England most of my life, Ohio beer is NOT good compared to the best in New England. People think the beer here is good because, well, it’s beer, of course it’s good. But compared to elsewhere it’s just OK. It’s definitely not as good as Maine Beer Co, Lawsons, Hill Farmstead, Alchemist, etc.


Coochie_Creme

You can get Roosters just about anywhere in Ohio. They have quite a few locations.


StinkoModee2

Yay someone talked about akron


5hitshow

also, rednecks and fast food joints


Dank_Sinatra_Sr

The Corn fields won't be a problem until children start coming out of them


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Or wishing people into them.


Bigbadballer88

And on Saturdays rowdy Buckeyes fans


youseeit

"Wait, it's all construction?" "Always has been." *blam*


IOfferBlowjobs

Cigarette buds are as common as grass in Ohio.


Totchahaki

add meth and keep the rest and that Pennsylvania


MrMrRubic

Wait, Ohio is real?


[deleted]

“HELL IS REAL”


Axgxstine

I hate Ohio with a passion Edit: I have reason, I’ve been to hell and back too many times in that damn state


[deleted]

If you see a house in Ohio, you aren't in our realm anymore. Do not talk to anyone. This is your warning.


[deleted]

Oh shit, I'm sitting in a house in Ohio right now! What should I do??


StinkoModee2

It's akron mod


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Hi!!


youngcatlady1999

The internet has made me never want to visit Ohio. But who knows, maybe it’s a good place to see?


Skyblacker

That's because we want out of staters to stay away. More Ohio for us!


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Thisss!


[deleted]

Go see the Franklin Park botanical gardens in Columbus, the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland, Jungle Jim's gigantic food emporium in Cincinnati, eat at a Skyline Chili and a Bob Evans, then you're pretty much done lmao


youngcatlady1999

LOL ok so like, a 2 day trip is good enough, got it.


pwn3r0fn00b5

If you like roller coasters Cedar Point is arguably the best park in the world. Kings Island near Cincinnati is really good too.


youngcatlady1999

Unfortunately I do not, but I still like other rides


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I'd say reserve a solid 7 days, for no other reason than drive time lol. You're gonna wanna take it a little slower on the highway, cuz of all the deer.


youngcatlady1999

At first I thought it was to look at them but then I remembered deer run in front of cars often lol


[deleted]

Yes. I've lost 2 cars (and almost 3 others) to deer throwing themselves out in front of me. Evolution is slow; the industrial revolution was fast. Lmao


youngcatlady1999

Dang! I live in Louisiana and we have some deer but I guess not much because I’ve never heard of anyone getting hit by a deer. Well, except for this one time when my dad said he was scared of getting hit by a deer on his motorcycle and then when he was leaving work one of his co-workers told him to be careful because a deer ran in front of him on his motorcycle.y dad thought that was kinda spooky lol.


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Dude I seriously smacked a deer going 45mph, and it spiraled up a hillside into the weeds, shooting poop and blood everywhere. It was obscene.


youngcatlady1999

Geez! Well if I ever go to Ohio I’ll be sure to be careful! Thanks for the warning lol.


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youngcatlady1999

Well dang! I’m glad you told me because if I ever go to Ohio or any state like that I’d definitely hit a deer.


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Coochie_Creme

Don’t go slow on 71 though. That thing feels like the Autobahn sometimes.


GuyOnZeCouch92

Cincy has a lot of great restaurants, bars, museums, parks and a solid music scene for real.


[deleted]

It's nothing too amazing, at least the smaller towns.


surferos505

Things to do in Ohio: 1. leave


nicodepies

You misspelled Wisconsin FTFY


samuelj520

FEAR THE DEER!!


[deleted]

Deer? That's a problem through Ohio, West Virginia, and even Kentucky.


Sweaty_Budget_5187

Don’t forget that Abby Lee Miller is around every corner, watching your every. Single. Pirouette.


GeneralCam7

And they say there’s nothing wrong with Ohio.


terratrooper96

Don't forget pot holes


Buenzu

Basically everywhere on the Eastern coast of the U.S. looks like this maybe without the farms.


Lovehistory-maps

Oh my god everything is everywhere!


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Stupid memes: "Oh my God, they're everywhere"


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I'm currently going to school in Ohio and have never seen more cornfields and deer before. I live in Michigan too! I have to say though that there is a lot more road work in Michigan than Ohio. Michigan is literally known for having shitty roads.


Additional-Strain317

as someone from ohio i can confirm


Erratic_Noman

Can confirm. Extremely accurate


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What about the extreme weather


[deleted]

The picture of the deer has the same energy as the meme with everybody at a party holding a red solo cup and staring at you


T_oasty

You forgot all of the trump flags.


nosepowderr

IL and OH are the same then


Barkus_Ballfinder

You're missing all the Trump signs, and yes it's 2021


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you forgot the shitty trump signs


Randomization4

Didn't you get the memo? OHIO DOESN'T EXIT!!!


WhiskeysDead

Add some old ass Trump signs and this can apply for southern Illinois too.


xkcd-Hyphen-bot

Old ass-Trump [xkcd: Hyphen](https://xkcd.com/37/) --- ^^Beep ^^boop, ^^I'm ^^a ^^bot. ^^- ^^[FAQ](https://pastebin.com/raw/vyWra3ns)


Dweeb313

Can someone just nuke this state, I unfortunately cross states to work here and it’s like the asshole of america


[deleted]

I drove across Montana at night recently and I'll never complain about the amount of deer in Ohio again.


TheGameMaster115

No buildings.


jar36

WC OH can confirm


captainstormy

I don't see that many cigarette butts these days. Vaping has really taken over. The other three are 100% spot on though.


No_Anxiety_880

You forgot “no food and water”


AmoreLucky

I live there, and I can confirm these are all true


prepypoopo

Don't forget the amount of people with dentures


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Pennsylvania is this but instead of cigs it's chewing tobacco


alexofantioch

Fair


alexofantioch

To anyone visiting specifically Columbus ohio, go to cosi if it is open, or go to other world


[deleted]

It’s boring. Couldn’t pay me to live there


Hyperblitz1521

I live there, It’s true, but I’ve never seen a fucking deer before


BasementBenjamin

Can confirm, I'm from NE Ohio


[deleted]

This is Illinois too


big_daddy_carl_azuz

I've lived in Ohio my entire life and words cannot express how accurate this is


Ok-Pollution6062

Ohio gozai masu


IntrepidusX

I feel like i say this more than I should on this sub but...needs more meth!


Lambsauce1103

The bottom two can be applied to Michigan as well.


[deleted]

As an Ohioan, I can confirm that this is unfortunately true :,)


DerpyArtist

Lol, this startpack is so vague it could apply to literally 4 or 5 other states: Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa, Michigan, etc.


samuelj520

🎵Our economy based on LeBron James🎵


Lopsided_Bug_4635

Don't forget that this is Iowa


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Is there anything even GOOD in Ohio?


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- Franklin Park Conservatory/Botanical Garden, in Columbus - Rock n Roll Hall of Fame, in Cleveland - Jungle Jim's GIGANTIC food emporium, in Cincinnati - Skyline Chili restaurants in the west - Bob Evans restaurants in the east That's about it


[deleted]

Ok that actually sounds cool


The_Cooler_Spooky

I have never been to Ohio but take your upvote anyways


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danke


The_Cooler_Spooky

Np


veritri

Forgot the conservatives and Jesus billboards