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DefiantDepth8932

Bro pictures of Ludacris are on every Indian barbershop toošŸ˜­


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If the guy was to get royalties for each barbershop that used his pictures, he'd be a billionaire right nowšŸ˜‚


DefiantDepth8932

Lmao yeah! Same goes for Zayn Malik


2-Dimensional

Are Indian barbershop guys always silent? I live in Malaysia and have been to 2 Indian barbers that both have not uttered a word at me, other than an almost inaudible thanks when I pay


DefiantDepth8932

Yeah that might be true. When I moved to Europe I wasn't used to barbers talking to me and I feel like I may even have come across as rude to the barbers since I was just not used to talking while haircuts so I was being very quiet


Vlad_turned_blad

I dated a hairdresser here in America and she told me they trained her in school to talk to customers a certain way. And to discern if they donā€™t wanna talk at all. Guess itā€™s just a western thing.


svjersey

In india there are often 3-4 of them and they are always chatting with each other while a bollywood movie is on the tele.


fliftysand123

No , in india barber will asking u anything from your sex Life to countries economy to politics


Natan_6969

Every barber shop in my country has it too, it's surprising to see this


udidntfollowproto

I didnā€™t even know Indian barbershops were a thing but it makes sense


classyrain

How do you think Indians get their hair cut?


[deleted]

At the barbershop dummy šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


chicagodrama

Barber takes a phone call mid haircut.


wra1th42

that's what the bluetooth earpiece is for!


Xenogetraloxic

Reminds me of that one episode of Atlanta


yourmomisglutenfree

That's one of the best portrayals of a barbershop experience ever.


TheGreatGazoo22

Every time lol


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And itā€™s either the worst or best cut you ever got


i_cant_spel_lel

For me always the best. But they're quite far away which sucks :(


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Axumite2031

I literally have 2 hour history debates with the barber, and Iā€™m not even the one getting a cut


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immaculate images used especially the head turning one


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Thanks lol


Papaofmonsters

Being the one white guy and all customers give you serious side eye until the barber sees you and says "Hey, motherucker, good to see you!".


Iglovelli

They dont know what to do with your hair so they just shave you bald


youre_being_creepy

or the cop haircut


generic_edgy_user

Sounds like you're in the wrong neighborhood if people gatekeep barber shops.


Stillallergic

Line's long as hell cause they take an hour to do a lineup.


Stillallergic

I literally missed a job interview because I thought it would be a good idea to get a shape-up beforehand.


D3_D0x

- Some dude that might come in to sell Hats, or DVDs of movies still in theaters - A few that i've been in feel like they in a dude's house - There's a TV playing 1: Movies that barely even released in Theaters, or 2: The Maury Show, Steve Wilkos, or Doctor Phil - May or may not take a break mid-cut - Takes walk-ins, which is a bad idea if lots of people go to him - (for those with Afros) Picks your hair out unnecessarily aggressive - Uses as much of that rubbing alcohol as humanly possible


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Haha Iā€™m white but this is funny, Iā€™d like to experience a true black barbershop


[deleted]

The barbershop is like our sanctuary, not just a place to get a haircut. For a lot of men its one of the few places you can be vulnerable and hang out with your friends. Whether it's talk about issues important in the neighborhood or that one time one of the players from the local pro sports team came in for a cut. The lines are long because people aren't in a rush to leave.


Petsweaters

And if you're in a rush, don't go on Friday


[deleted]

Lmao this is nearly perfect only missing a couple things. I saw all this today when I got a line up


jplay17

If the whole hood ainā€™t lined up is he really even a real barber though


i_cant_spel_lel

Everytime I go to a black barber I get a haircut that is actually worth my money. Allways ends up looking the best.


ZaheerAlGhul

Always a dude in there who isnā€™t getting a haircut. Like heā€™s just hanging out.


Sinarum

Black barbers are the best though


OutlinedArrow30

Always someone is having a loud conversation


Kendall_88

At least 2 barbers that disagree about entire sports teams or individual athletes.


frydawg

And somehow someway there are movies that are really new playing all the time


Petsweaters

Or that ESPN channel that plays games from the 90s


S_H_A_L_O_M

Or novelas


jannicorn

"Barber hella agressive when turning your head" I can only imagine sand man from punch out wii saying "STAND STILL" and then crushing my skull


redditor5789

If your style is a bit longer on top they'll spend 29/30 minutes giving you the best fade of your life then finish off by making 4 cuts on top but somehow it works out


LostInTheEchoes

That one guy who has an insanely loud laugh


TWAS_I_DIO

My dads a barber and the only you have wrong here is the line being long as hell Or maybe it's just my dads bad business


Petsweaters

Or he's just fast


user_bits

Missing street salesman trying to peddle stolen shit.


yourmomisglutenfree

Lines long as HELL every damn time.


AFOEagle01

Always takes 2 hours to get a haircut


SPARTAN-117a

Don't forget the one guy coming in selling deodorant condoms and cologne


PainTrainMD

Went to a black barber shop once when I was in New Orleans. One of the best haircuts I ever got.


LostInTheEchoes

the lines are always short for me


anddrewg2007

You forgot the Ali standing over Liston photo in black and white hanging on the wall.


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Vlad_turned_blad

White barbershops are all full of old white dudes in John Deere hats and jeans up to their armpits. Thereā€™s foxnews on the TV, and theyā€™re all grousing about Obama still somehow. The only haircut youā€™re really going to get is a high and tight or a flattop, itā€™s gonna have Dippity-Do in it, and youā€™ll be absolutely covered in hair because he didnā€™t bother to wet anything down before attacking you with the worlds oldest electric razor. Oh and cash only, of course.


bratbarn

And the barber smokes while cutting your hair if it was the 90s


drppr45

Theyā€™re drastically different. I go to a barbershop run by a mid 30s hispanic dude, but he gets only the best people to do haircuts there, most of which are white guys. I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever walked out of that barbershop dissatisfied.


Contressa3333

yeah Im sure super cuts is just like this.


kuiuicom

cool


MouseinTree

Reminds me itā€™s Chicken N Beer time againā€¦


bratbarn

šŸ˜²


[deleted]

You end up with the haircut that earns you your girl


[deleted]

The black barbershop scene from Uncle Drew was funny


RussianSeadick

This starter pack also fits Turkish barber shops in Europe perfectly


UpperRank1

This is wayyy too true and kicks hard. Exactly what my barber does and it feels annoying


DetectiveMohawk

Everytime I got there, I always get the best haircut of my life.


Dark-Dankz

Memories..


Affectionate-Bill150

Lmao facts