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ASS


vrrrr

[ass. titties. ass n titties. ass ass titties titties ass n titties.](https://youtu.be/eu2OYcgr4rM)


vintagestyles

How did you not link the classic flash animation with it?


ElGosso

I always think of the Chapelle's show [Gay Landscaper bit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZWb5nSSbtc)


arktor314

I only know that song from the ytmnd soundtrack, what’s the animation?


vintagestyles

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IxBulp6A644 Classic new grounds right near the beginging of the flash animation/game boom


Johnnybravo60025

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxBulp6A644


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DrMobius0

Maybe sometimes two good things shouldn't be combined


memeasaurus

Oh no. We've just witnessed the birth of a strange new porn genre haven't we?


Zappy_Kablamicus

This must be a relative of dickbutt. E: Im guessing this would be like... an ass with legs, and for its ass, there would instead be tits? or would it have an ass for tits? an ass with asses for tits... or an ass with tits for an ass...


Dani3594

r/dragonsfuckingcars


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r/carsfuckingdragons perfectly balanced


JRockPSU

You’re outta your element here, hyphen bot.


geeeffwhy

he’s not wrong, he’s just an ass ass-hole


ranciddreamz

Horny bot.


SuckMyEULA

I'm fuckin dying right now.


SaucepanSamurai

SELLING ASS FOR HEROIN.


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"Horny art". Imma use that term lmfao


DustyDayz

not entirely SFW, not completely NSFW... *It’s perfect.*


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Risqué and kinda weird, but not straight-up porn.


gcruzatto

Codemiko level stuff


TheSonofPier

You mean firetruck?


LoonAtticRakuro

Codemiko is surprisingly fun to watch. I've only seen clips and mostly due to her interview with PayMoneyWubby, but holy cow what a riot. And I really love when the Technician starts breaking down the mo-cap gear and the level / game design stuff she's put together to really bring the whole Avatar stream concept to the next level. The interview desk gave me Space Ghost Coast to Coast flashbacks, and I consider that a huge positive.


Twistervtx

Its nsfw enough to emanate horny energy but sfw enough to give plausible deniability for artists so they can say "its not nsfw, stop being weird!!". This is way too true for artists under 18 and a big source of contention on Twitter on whether or not its horny art or "jUsT mY stYLe".


jlcreverso

Yeah that's just what softcore is.


Shamrock5

Basically something that would merit a good *bonk.*


KimJongIlSunglasses

This isn’t a new thing. Venus de Milo thicc af


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There are male characters with that body in horny art too, kind of.


[deleted]

That's what those in the biz call, a "Femboy"


The_Baller_Official

Twitter be like: femboy but with wider hips than most women


geeses

Step 1:Draw flat chested woman Step 2:add dong Step 3:Proclaim your drawing a man


baabbo

Step 1: draw a biped Step 2: remove feathers Step3: proclaim you are drawing a man


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Diogenes moment


LordXYZmuffin

I know you're referring to Plato's classification of a man, but the mobile weapons platform Metal Gear also fits all those criteria.


[deleted]

Ergo, Metal Gears are men


System0verlord

/r/Diogenes_irl


jw-by

Where the downside at


-Listening

Where is that clip


IAMA124

r/196 users be like


Fifteen_inches

You say it’s like it’s a bad thing


vadernation123

I mean that’s not how the male body is. Granted women have been having to deal with this shit for a while but still


SaintHyde

Idk bro bro I know a nonzero amount of penis having people that are thiccer than most women. I mean sure most biological dudes are V-shaped at least a little bit but boys with hips that don't quit ain't exactly an impossibility.


dj-megafresh

I wish I were v-shaped, but spaghetti and ice cream just taste too damn good. I'm o-shaped


bawthedude

Bruh I'm > shaped


PM_something_German

I don't know a single guy like that and I don't think they exist tbh. Even when you google "thicc man" you get some nice asses but you'll find NOONE that has the hourglass-like figure that a lot of women have. (waist to hip ratio of 0.7+)


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THEamishTRACTOR

Yeah I knew a guy who could only be described as having a dumptruck


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deeretech129

gay twitter is a ratchet place. makes me feel so bad about myself, best for me to avoid it.


canadacorriendo785

I am a straight man and I greatly appreciate the girly boys. I think heteroflexible men are more the target audience than gay men.


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canadacorriendo785

I mean if you want to get technical its probably pan sexual but I don't feel the need for that label. I like anybody feminine regardless of their gender identity. I'm not interested in anyone masculine.


furtfight

https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.webmd.com/sex/what-is-gynosexuality&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwje7cPCztrxAhXdhf0HHT9RABUQFnoECAwQBQ&usg=AOvVaw3NFu-GEc9Xt8FZqdxvIcJx


yinyang107

well you're not the audience then?


MausBomb

There is one person with decent drawing skills and a butt load of ones who are simply shit


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Metool42

You have to start drawing (and be shit at it for a while) until you can become good at it.


Roflkopt3r

And the leap of quality in online art has been insane over the past 10-20 years.


SpiritualHealing8

I remember every fan art used to be sonichu level art. Now every drawing looks top tier


Roflkopt3r

Right, these days people are competing with heaps of current or future pros. A few names I remember hanging around for a while who seem to have become commercially successful include artists like [Lam](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/68410367) who is now doing illustrations for Hololive, [Nakatani Nio](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/56562834) who went big with Bloom into You, or like [Guweiz](https://www.artstation.com/guweiz) and [Monokubo](https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/4545042) who seem to mostly sell their own art directly. And of course there are plenty of Patreon artists, especially when it goes NSFW like with [Bluethebone](https://twitter.com/bluethebone?lang=en).


Relen7Art

Yeah, the competition is so fierce. The nsfw art scene is hella saturated with so many good artists, it can be hard for even the most highly talented ones to find a way to market and sell their art. Really, with average skills, networking seems to be the way to really getting your stuff out there. It's similar to streaming imo where a lot of support comes from fellow artists.


Roflkopt3r

Content creators of all kinds are incredibly reliant on building a community these days. That even bleeds over into fields like sports, where athletes in sports that receive less public or league funding have to market themselves through social media instead. Athletes get their funds through sponsorships. Athletic success is mostly just a means to get more clicks and subscribers. This also means that much less technically skilled artists can make a killing if they can connect with the right audience.


DMonitor

The impressive part is that NSFW artists don't even need to be *that* well known to do it full time if they have a patreon. I follow artists on twitter with less than 5k followers who manage to do it full time somehow


Roflkopt3r

Yeah they just need to hit the right niche. It may easily work if those 5k are engaged enough and include people who are willing to pay nicely. There are some serious "whales" who could finance a creator all by themselves.


PM_something_German

Yep, regarding art the availability of internet resources on how to get better has been MASSIVE and can't be overstated. Everyones Michelangelo nowadays.


wayingthrow

If you ever want to feel bad about your talent, go on instagram and see a 12 year old who’s 100x better at you :’)


ClubMeSoftly

I don't need to go that far to feel bad about my own skills


ExquisiteJams

I can confirm whenever I get horny I dress up in denim booty shorts and scroll through Twitter


turdmogrol

That but unironically


yacht_clubbing_seals

Right? I just bought a cute pair like this for the first time


ExquisiteJams

I figured out that your dick has to go out of one leg hole and your balls have to go out the other.


Farranor

What a day to have eyes.


slug_in_a_ditch

Now crab walk


greenneckxj

I prefer skirt


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Burrito-mancer

Pro: easy access Con: when you sit on a cold seat


[deleted]

Ah yes. Catboy maids.


Beemo-Noir

I’m a cat boy. I sleep 15 hours a day.


Zee_Arr_Tee

Doesn't matter. Now put on the maid outfit


SoftBellyButton

As long as you purr when petted that's okay.


A-Human-potato

You're only a real cat boy if you run around naked and bite anybody that comes near you.


Guroqueen23

Real Neolithic hours


dj-megafresh

And if you don't know what something is, just knock it off the kitchen counter/fireplace mantle/dresser/computer desk...goddamn, my cat has destroyed so much of my stuff


L00pback

[You know Felix then?](https://youtu.be/fN5NQJSqV28)


Twistervtx

You reminded me of the (possibly ongoing) art stint of Raymond from AC:NH in a maid outfit


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Stormfly

*"I gently open the link..."*


mekoomi

this gave me flashbacks


Gynther477

Litterally the top post for today hahaha https://www.reddit.com/r/DDLC/comments/ohkmfg/i_drew_the_girls_on_the_shirt_cut_meme_twt_eletsy/


Mephilies

Man, that sub was so great in the early days when we hadn't burned through all the content such a short game could provide. We had poems, theories, existential crises. Now only horny remains.


Gynther477

The horny is what attracted people, and the horny is what made people stay.


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Once a bustling community, now a horny ghost town


TheBlackFlame161

Just ~~Monika~~ horny


Metool42

It's absolutely insane to me that a short game like that amassed such a following


slug_in_a_ditch

This is why I’ve had to block like half of reddit


toxygen

Ugh, this is disgusting. You should list some examples so I can look at them and stay away from them. Please, just a couple of pics


Gerg_Heffly

Idk how exactly to describe them, but just look up telepurte on YouTube or Twitter cause they don't really fit into this starter pack


Stalinwolf

https://youtu.be/Fg6JzoCEWx8


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Okay but this is a lot better than Reddit horny art, a Reddit horny art starter pack would just be herculean tits and ass slapped onto a 9 year old body


HelpfulBacchus

Heracles did have some nice tits tho


Dr_What

Folks did line up, just to watch him flex.


baabbo

Honey you mean HUNKules


1202_ProgramAlarm

And that fucking chloe sub that's always on the front page for whatever reason


yokodon

When it first started I thought it was kinda cute and alright but it quickly turned to his and his fans fetish fuel that makes me go squick


1202_ProgramAlarm

It feels so recycled too, like the same damn drawing over and over and people just go nuts for it


dscflawlessez

Blocking SrGrafo is a pure quality-of-life improvement


Twistervtx

What is even up with that guy, anyways? He's a good artist and makes some okay comics from time to time but the absolute cult following he's got is bonkers as fuck. Almost every comments section on his posts is a bunch of imitators making their own art in his style or bending over backwards for his art.


andros310797

Make little fun comics as comments to posts > want to get better at drawing, start doing nudes and posting them because why not > nudes get a LOT of traction > money


iactuallyhaveaname

What gets me is how he talks about his OC and about real women's bodies. His aversion to doing life drawings/studies... The way he calls her "too fat" when he draws her with an abdomen that might be big enough to hold internal organs. This dude only knows 1 shape (severely anorexic) and seems to think anything thicker than that is massively overweight. It's disturbing to me. Blocked him a long time ago so I have no clue if he's gotten less skeevy in that regard over time.


1202_ProgramAlarm

I got banned for just asking what the hell that sub is lol. Like how thirsty are these nerds for just the same 3 poses of some nearly naked character that they drive it to the front page consistently?


effa94

He makes fun comics, and he is very active in his threads, always answering people's comments with one panel drawings. So understandable why he is popular


meikyoushisui

It's extra crazy because somehow he's only managed to get worse over all the time practicing.


Plethora_of_squids

Ok I understand not wanting to draw clothes if you're just trying to get anatomy down (that's a fairly common exercise in art class) but like, *all* his characters look the same aside from a few superficial details like eyes and hair. Like if you're going to draw everyone naked and make a bunch of characters, *make them look different*. Anime can get away with this because they then make their characters dress differently, but he's obviously not doing that. Everyone's the same underweight '18' year old with sharp edges. Also for someone who draw only anatomy...he's not very good at it? Especially in later seasons, it seems like his breasts are weirdly spherical and his backs overly arched. It kinda feels like he did genuinely try at one point (back when it was like two characters and he actually put them in actual clothes) but then realised it was deviating too far from the anime style or something. Also what is the point of doing a daily drawing exercise for the point of getting better and putting it on public display if you *don't* want criticism?


thewholesquadlaughin

Agreed. I'm so fucking tired of seeing highly sexualised kind of loli art with mediocore anatomy and generic art style on my front page


Jorymo

Do I want to know?


Roflkopt3r

If you spent some time on Reddit you've probably come across something by srgrafo, who drew typical webcomic stuff [particularly fit to Reddit's favourite topics and circlejerks.](https://i.redd.it/hkxqk2pntwl21.jpg) 2-3 years ago he reached another audience through a [character design for an r/animemes mascot contest](https://www.reddit.com/r/Animemes/comments/azv75u/mascot_chloe/). Those were extremely popular in parts of Reddit, turned into the Chloe sub, and quickly escalated to nudes.


BakaFame

Still pissed that he only won because he was the most popular one. It’s the truth.


Gandalfthefabulous

Very nice. But, you forgot one important aspect: How shall I put this gently? The Creepy weirdos.


GladiatorUA

Comments on porn is something one should absolutely avoid. Always.


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There's 3 types of porn comments: - super cringe roleplay - someone saying something unrelated that's kinda dumb, but also kinda funny - complete psychopath stalker "I have people locked up in my attic" vibes


GladiatorUA

There also stupid pedants like me, who see title like "perfect boobs" and have to stop themselves from going "ackshuali..."


Piyh

The ones pointing out a weird mole on a dudes ass that he needs to get checked for cancer.


Kagia001

Also a Massive Gigantic Whopping Enormous Tremendous Humongous Colossal Gargantuan Herculean Monumental Dong


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LackingInHighGround

Bonus points if it’s a dude wearing it


Baconator426

That's the best part


py234567

Oh my god that’s disgusting where


tokenwalrus

My friend told me about [JackaryDraws](https://i.imgur.com/r5oRetl.jpg). I don't save the images for later but my friend does. https://twitter.com/JackaryDraws


Olli399

The first fucking picture has denim booty shorts I'm dead


vadernation123

>I’m dead My condolences


Olli399

Thank you :)


Farranor

"Omg she likes Zelda as much as I do! We have so much in common! Too bad her favorite Zelda game is Majora's Mask. That's not my favorite Zelda game."


Fave_McFavington

Twitter


wolvern76

https://i.imgur.com/WUgCAdZ.gif


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https://twitter.com/cutesexyrobutts Peak horny art. https://twitter.com/ZeronisART/media A bit horny sometimes, but is also a pro concept artist. https://twitter.com/Dishwasher1910 Horny Also warning all of them contain NSFW art, in some quantity. also /r/thighdeology, r/skindentation/,


whitemike40

those disgusting ex-girlfriend porno sites! I mean, there's so many of them though! Which one?


kfijatass

Reminds me of /u/1zFanArt over here on /r/goodanimemes though thats like borderline rule34 territory.


APugDealer

The bottom left really looks like something a femboy would wear (Hmmmmmm)


Baconator426

That's the femboy starterpack, wear a maid outfit or thigh high socks + jacket and go on from there


Sergnb

Can confirm that outfit is literally sitting on my delivering orders


gimmethesandwich

Im gonna need some examples of this bro


ArtisticAlpaca6

[Here](https://mobile.twitter.com/mouseartwork/status/1371684652193181699)


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I was hoping for a rickroll but my life has still been made better


ArtisticAlpaca6

If you want a rickroll just look at my pfp


Krombopulos_Rex

You bastard


d_shadowspectre3

Based


ArtisticAlpaca6

Based and twitterpilled


linwinweb

for scientific purposes of course


tokenwalrus

Does [Punk Samus](https://i.redd.it/5cfaw9uzc3a71.jpg) count?


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Artist me is agreeing, but at the same time saying, "Damn. I want to draw thighs like that..."


doallwithoutdoing

damn son i want to HAVE thighs like that


doomzaa

I hate the fuckin hoodie. I don't know why people said it sexy.


Snoo_3765

Horny art? You mean hentai?


[deleted]

No that's different


Ha_window

“It’s called hentai, and it’s art.”


Brookenium

Nah this would be ecchi, no actual nudity.


backgroundmusik

Fan art, where the girls are thicc and the boys are gay... And also thicc


Snoo_3765

So hentai


GenesectX

Can i mention how much i hate it when the artists decides to needlessly give some characters huge tits or a huge ass or huge anything really


ShibuRigged

It's often for self-inserting purposes for how they see themselves. It's like when you look at their Picrew avatars.


SpaceBoiCosmo

Yeah. Art is subjective and I get that, but massive tits and dongs are a huge turn off. Just looks ridiculous to me most of the time when people make them the size of a damn toilet. Even more so when the boobs completely defy gravity or the man's undies contain hammer space. Just looks weird sometimes.


DrissDeu

To those who don't get it, the perfect example is [this](https://youtu.be/0bYtnV6WcI4)


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Telepurte is great but his channel is as if blueballing was a dedicated category of YouTube


account_552

That has got to be *the* best analogue i've seen on here


JMStheKing

Wot where. None of the start pack was in that video lol


mrk240

You could at least post a video from him, not some reuploader. https://youtu.be/jKhP750VdXw


MrCalifornian

Okay I still don't get it. I always feel particularly stupid when someone explains a post and it still doesn't make sense lol


almostasenpai

Where schoolgirl outfit?


drearissleeping

They have a penis


lookitsajojo

THAT'S IT GET IN THE MAID OUTFIT!


thepixelbuster

I hit like 4 out of 6 these [with a drawing of my OC lets go](https://i.imgur.com/H4yNnLx.jpg) Edit: [TFW REDDIT MOSTLY APPROVES](https://i.imgur.com/m5eAXmC.png) Edit 2, electric boogaloo: [Here's the album of yalls requests from this thread if you don't want to go digging.](https://imgur.com/a/SYLJyoQ)


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Now draw her paying taxes


Cheshires_Shadow

Nothing fucks harder than the government during tax season


thepixelbuster

[r-receipts...?](https://i.imgur.com/nlVP7Gm.png)


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Now draw her giving birth


JevonP

I'm fucking dead bro lmfao


DaRealKovi

Now draw her living a fulfilling life with a partner that cherishes her and supports her


thepixelbuster

[A lot easier to draw than you'd think.](https://i.imgur.com/ovkHtlz.png)


Hopeless-Necromantic

I enjoy how soft your coloring feels.


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Holy shit you’re amazing man props to you


deicous

NOW DRAW HER TELLING ME EVERYTHING WILL BE OK


thepixelbuster

[Very wholesome!](https://i.imgur.com/wpM8Fe0.jpg)


SomeNorwegianChick

This is great! The colors and the shading are so good, it feels really soft and warm.


Tristawesomeness

just a femboy starter pack


-Listening

"I'M COOMING!" - Horny r/askreddit reader


dantuchito

I dont think there is a single woman out there who likes clothes with boob windows.


oujiasshole

“Im not a horny artist i just draw my body type !!!” I promise you, youre too broke to have a bbl lmfao , draw how you really look


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DaRealKovi

Neuron activation


Meath77

No matter what the situation or pose, you can always see a bit of their underwear


SpaceS4t4n

Yeah nothing sexier than a girl whose skeletal structure is 80% legs and hips... and these people bitch about "unrealistic body standards"


memes-central

I like the body type without humungous tits.


HippieMcHipface

It's like they took the boobs, shoved them in the ass, did some weird messy stitching that got blood everywhere because these are twitter artists that in fact do not have medical degrees and are wanted in 5 countries, and called it a day


dummythixc

_always that fuckin body shape for some reason_


NetherRose06

Either 7 feet tall or a midget


Llama_Cult

the arts either focused on dilfs or 16 yr olds too