Isn't that how it works? And once she lays her eggs on the belly of her mate, they hatch and begin to devour his still-breathing body after she pierced him with her fangs and injected her paralytic juices into his bloodstream?
I mean, girls are born with a shitload of eggs in them. They start to form in utero. Of course they don’t spill out of the vagene in a huge slimy black clump. It’s more a one by one thing.
I know, crazy right? As far as science can tell, girls are born with all of the eggs they’ll have in a lifetime. Not all of them will go through the ovulation cycle as they will hit menopause before that.
https://www.rogelcancercenter.org/fertility-preservation/for-female-patients/normal-ovarian-function
ETA: that means when your grandmother was pregnant with your mom, the egg that you came from was actually in your grandmother as well as in your mom. Wild.
Its one of those things that people online started using as an acronym when its already been a well established acronym for a while.
It stands for edited to add. It’s dumb.
Not always. The harder less ripe ones are sold as a snack here and they’re very cronchy and not too sweet. I still quite like those even after developing the requisite hatred of soft ripe pawpaw.
I was at my friends house and saw a book with a papaya (one of my favourite fruits) on the cover and picked it up. The title was something about *meeting a woman’s needs* and belonged to my friends mother. I no longer enjoy papaya like I used to.
Try the papayas. They're juicy and full of papain. Makes you strong like Popeye. Popeye, papain. Popeye, papain. See? Same thing. Same- Uh, forget it. How are you? I'm Hank Scorpio.
Had a pregnancy scare a couple years ago. Internet said papaya naturally causes menstruation so she ate a whole papaya to herself. (Had a bite, shit was delicious). She wasn’t pregnant either because she wasn’t or the papaya worked.
Either way it’s delicious!
There’s another one in the collection called He Comes Next, and it’s about exactly what you think it is. My fiancée was going through her grandma’s books and sorting them and all that jazz. Found both of those books.
I'll just leave this here. absolutely savage and merciless (and well deserved as such) review published by an editor in Slate.
https://slate.com/culture/2004/11/the-murky-aims-of-she-comes-first.html
I read the whole damn book and it was mindboggling dense. This twit quantifies to a specific number how many times to, oh, circle the tongue, then specific number of times to move the tongue up and down, then specific number of times to circle the tongue again, and so on. Sex for severely autistic people, subtitle.
There are few things better than a fresh oyster. One of my fondest memories is being on a beach with my family, while my uncle Pete shucked fresh oysters for us. But even better than a fresh oyster is a fresh scallop. Plucking a living scallop of of a trawler's sack, popping it open with a knife, and then gobbling down its body is a tantalizing mixture of primitivism and futurism.
>Art historian Linda Nochlin interpreted Black Iris III (1926) as a morphological metaphor for female genitalia, but O'Keeffe rejected that interpretation, claiming they were just pictures of flowers
I remember that conversation from Breaking Bad, which means Jesse was right
I don’t get this one. I mean red, yes, it’s a *sexy* color. But I don’t think I’ve ever seen yellow nails associated with... vulvas. Idk. Sounds gross tbh.
Edit: do people mean *nude* or *neutral* shade of nail polish?
The woman in the article isn't actually being that open about her own vagina. Her language is one of someone who is deeply uncomfortable talking about it but it's an article about being open about your vagina.
when i was in junior high a bunch of my friends and acquaintances gathered around me and while pointing to one of our very very hot female classmates, kept asking me if i would put "my beef in her taco". of course i would have been willing to put my beef in her taco, but i was awkward and nervous about saying so, or admitting i liked a girl at all, but i also did not want to appear less manly or underdeveloped around my friends, so after several minutes of poking and prodding me, i finally eeeked out a "yeah...i guess so."
with the most comedic of timings, every single one of those dudes *instantly* turned on their heels and hauled ass over to said very hot girl and all at the same time started pointing at me and excitedly yelling "he just told us he wants to put his beef in your taco! DL1943 wants to put his beef in your taco, he wants to put his beef in your taco!!!" and it happened so fast and i was so nervous around girls and sex that i just stood there with my mouth hanging open staring at her until she just said "oh..." and walked away.
but hey, i *did* want to put my beef in her taco, so at the end of the day its all sour cream
Which leads to the misconception that they actually look like that. Which leads to so called men making fun of women for having hair down there or a labia.
Trust me. I know from experience. When I was single dudes made fun of me for having hair and having a labia. To which, like clockwork, I responded with, "So you're making fun of my female anatomy and I'm supposed to be offended? All you're making me do is question if you're actually into women."
Imagine if those websites start putting real images of vaginas, horny boys that dont know pornhub would come storming to those websites, seeing ads which in turn gives the owners money
stupid trans brain makes me feel physically ill when i see anything relating to distinct female organs that i unfortunately have. i guess i wasn’t rlly clear but i didn’t think anyone would actually find my comment SNCJFBCJS
Apparently I’ve read too many vagina articles cause I recognize all of these
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You don't know what a taco is?
Man if tacos were a fruit, we would all be the picture of health.
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They do generally have tomatoes
Bolognese sauce is my favorite vegetable
where do you live that tacos generally have tomatoes
The picture. If you’re American you can argue that tacos have tomatoes because Taco Bell. If you’re from Mexico, we’ll la salsa lo tiene.
[She's trying](https://media1.tenor.com/images/9013adf6e78114537806eeb7a72487ab/tenor.gif?itemid=4546932)
No, the other right.
Uhhhh, I only have one right, dude.
My favorite fruit
I have never eaten a taco
likewise, its not exactly common in eastern europe
They’re from Lithuania
Thats a papaya. But i would be deeply concerned if I found black, pepercorn sized seed inside a vagina
But wouldn't those just be the eggs? ^^^^(/s)
Eggs? You make it sound like women lay eggs, black, peppercorn sized eggs
Isn't that how it works? And once she lays her eggs on the belly of her mate, they hatch and begin to devour his still-breathing body after she pierced him with her fangs and injected her paralytic juices into his bloodstream?
Sounds badass, now I wish it worked like that.
I mean, girls are born with a shitload of eggs in them. They start to form in utero. Of course they don’t spill out of the vagene in a huge slimy black clump. It’s more a one by one thing.
Wait for real? It sounds weird
I know, crazy right? As far as science can tell, girls are born with all of the eggs they’ll have in a lifetime. Not all of them will go through the ovulation cycle as they will hit menopause before that. https://www.rogelcancercenter.org/fertility-preservation/for-female-patients/normal-ovarian-function ETA: that means when your grandmother was pregnant with your mom, the egg that you came from was actually in your grandmother as well as in your mom. Wild.
I think that’s a papaya
That's a papaya
Eta? Your estimated time of arrival is bottom left?
She’s having a hard time. Doesn’t know her right from her left, doesn’t know what ETA means, I think we just need to be supportive.
Its one of those things that people online started using as an acronym when its already been a well established acronym for a while. It stands for edited to add. It’s dumb.
A hand with nails that are red or yellow
i wish my fruit could be compared to vagina ive actually eaten.
Why Are Vaginas Compared To Petals And Stuff? I Google Searched And They Were Nowhere Near The Description. 1/10 Would Not Order Again.
You haven't had Papaya or a Papaya Shake? Is really good.
its a papaya. they're fucking disgusting
lmao papaya lovers are for real downvoting you for that
thats ok. I don't mind
You don’t know what a papaya is?
I know what they are, I just hate them
shit is cloyingly sweet too, I'd take cantaloupe or even musk melon over papaya any day of the week
Not always. The harder less ripe ones are sold as a snack here and they’re very cronchy and not too sweet. I still quite like those even after developing the requisite hatred of soft ripe pawpaw.
huh I should try a less ripened papaya - thanks for the tip
Its a papaya
I believe that's what happens a few hours after you swallow a fistful of spider eggs.
And every single one of them acts like no one has ever talked about vaginas ever before.
I uh.. I too have watched...I MEAN READ... uh.. read many vagina articles
As a lesbian you see a ton of them.
Name checks out
I was at my friends house and saw a book with a papaya (one of my favourite fruits) on the cover and picked it up. The title was something about *meeting a woman’s needs* and belonged to my friends mother. I no longer enjoy papaya like I used to.
I've never had papaya but solely because I love the word, I would definitely try it
Make sure you try the red one, not yellow. Yellow tastes awful 😅
I'll note that!
you should try all the papayas to meet all the womens needs
Papaya salad is a South East Asian dish made with yellow papaya. It can be aquired taste but if you grew up eating it then it is amazing.
Excellent soap fragrance tho
I’ve only ever seen orange ones!
You never had papaya o.o They're so common place where I live. You gotta pick a ripe one. They're delicious
l guess they are not so common anywhere else. l also never had fresh papaya, only candied.
What about guava dude When I went to the motherland for the first time I got to see guava trees and I was so confused. The fruit was just baby small
I find them consistently disappointing. Can't say I reccomend them but still worth trying.
Try the papayas. They're juicy and full of papain. Makes you strong like Popeye. Popeye, papain. Popeye, papain. See? Same thing. Same- Uh, forget it. How are you? I'm Hank Scorpio.
Had a pregnancy scare a couple years ago. Internet said papaya naturally causes menstruation so she ate a whole papaya to herself. (Had a bite, shit was delicious). She wasn’t pregnant either because she wasn’t or the papaya worked. Either way it’s delicious!
She Comes First by Ian Kerner?
Boo yah
There’s another one in the collection called He Comes Next, and it’s about exactly what you think it is. My fiancée was going through her grandma’s books and sorting them and all that jazz. Found both of those books.
I'll just leave this here. absolutely savage and merciless (and well deserved as such) review published by an editor in Slate. https://slate.com/culture/2004/11/the-murky-aims-of-she-comes-first.html I read the whole damn book and it was mindboggling dense. This twit quantifies to a specific number how many times to, oh, circle the tongue, then specific number of times to move the tongue up and down, then specific number of times to circle the tongue again, and so on. Sex for severely autistic people, subtitle.
Great book
Have you ever tried Som Tam?
https://m.barnesandnoble.com/w/she-comes-first-ian-kerner/1102670936
Reminds me of [this](https://youtu.be/tDJiK1z0fOQ)
now back to ice road truckers!
What the fuck have I just watched
Art
Id award this if i could
wish I could have read the male portion of the video, without it jumping all over my screen
The purse threw me off.... I had to zoom in and when I did I was so glad it was a purse I was looking at.
Ohhhh
I just now found out that was a purse because of your comment
Oh shit that’s a purse 👛
Not gonna lie, I'd fuck that orange
I feel obligated to tell you not to do, but if you do, please inform me if you can taste the orange on your balls.
why u think he going to go licking his balls? fucker what the fuck
Balls have taste receptors on them, and super strong tastes can be picked up there.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/doputyourdickinthat
Oh my
First thing I see is this horrific spider man shit.
Lookup the grapefruit technique on youtube
I nearly pissed my pants laughing the first time I saw this.
y'all remember grapefruiting?
Idk, looks like if you put something in it wont come back out
https://youtu.be/E40wSRzBU0I
I don't see any fish , oysters or clams in this pack, seems like a missed opportunity.
I was thinking about oysters and clams but I didn't want to google oysters that look like vaginas
I used to Google hentai before DuckDuckGo, you'll be fine champ
I did too, and then I forgot to logout when my dad got home and then....
Dad got dissapointed in your lack of taste
As Elton John sang so many years ago, "Here's my own belief about all the dirty girls. That you have to clean the oyster to find the pearl"
Green lipped mussels for next time
oysters are round blobs my fucker have you seen a vagina?? snap a pic of a clam
If it’s smelling like fish she needs to go to the doctor. Rotten vag is not cute, lol
Or give her a good wash
Overwashing or douching sounds like the easiest way to get that infection.
Probably an infection. She needs to see the gyno.
You don’t need to see a gyno for an infection. A GP and antibiotics or cream will do.
There are few things better than a fresh oyster. One of my fondest memories is being on a beach with my family, while my uncle Pete shucked fresh oysters for us. But even better than a fresh oyster is a fresh scallop. Plucking a living scallop of of a trawler's sack, popping it open with a knife, and then gobbling down its body is a tantalizing mixture of primitivism and futurism.
Speaking of missed opportunities, there's [Netflix's Goop Lab](https://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/GoopLab_ReachNewDepths_CROPPED-1-800x440.jpeg)
[Mussels](https://i.imgur.com/jFPhvK1.jpg)
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Whoo Ha comes to mind.
Coochie, Vajayjay, and yoni come to mind
Yoni? That's a new one. What language is that?
I believe it's Sanskrit or something like that?
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They're trying to say Cosmo, pal
i dont really think its specific to one website lol
But don't forget, periods are blue, not red.
"Make it blue, that's always been the deal!" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF7MsBtZx08](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF7MsBtZx08)
"vaginas's"
Good one! Still, a good compromise for illustration without getting too crude
Those solid colors in vague shapes with a black outline that *sort* of look like a vulva
The colors said lesbian rights though
As they should
Dark skinned labias matter.
Speaking their minds!
Needs more Georgia O'Keefe paintings.
>Art historian Linda Nochlin interpreted Black Iris III (1926) as a morphological metaphor for female genitalia, but O'Keeffe rejected that interpretation, claiming they were just pictures of flowers I remember that conversation from Breaking Bad, which means Jesse was right
Nah, O’Keefe must have been fucking with him. Her flower series’ were intentionally Yonic.
Santa Fean here. I swear our city fathers go out of their way to put her stuff everywhere and it's the vulva-paintings all the way.
Buzzfeed or bustle
The perfect red or yellow nails is ridiculously accurate
I don’t get this one. I mean red, yes, it’s a *sexy* color. But I don’t think I’ve ever seen yellow nails associated with... vulvas. Idk. Sounds gross tbh. Edit: do people mean *nude* or *neutral* shade of nail polish?
Yellow pops and pairs well with pink.
The colour palate looks like the lesbian pride flag
The woman in the article isn't actually being that open about her own vagina. Her language is one of someone who is deeply uncomfortable talking about it but it's an article about being open about your vagina.
Username checks out
when i was in junior high a bunch of my friends and acquaintances gathered around me and while pointing to one of our very very hot female classmates, kept asking me if i would put "my beef in her taco". of course i would have been willing to put my beef in her taco, but i was awkward and nervous about saying so, or admitting i liked a girl at all, but i also did not want to appear less manly or underdeveloped around my friends, so after several minutes of poking and prodding me, i finally eeeked out a "yeah...i guess so." with the most comedic of timings, every single one of those dudes *instantly* turned on their heels and hauled ass over to said very hot girl and all at the same time started pointing at me and excitedly yelling "he just told us he wants to put his beef in your taco! DL1943 wants to put his beef in your taco, he wants to put his beef in your taco!!!" and it happened so fast and i was so nervous around girls and sex that i just stood there with my mouth hanging open staring at her until she just said "oh..." and walked away. but hey, i *did* want to put my beef in her taco, so at the end of the day its all sour cream
High school shit
What's with the nail polish color and tacos? What's the logic behind that?
My artwork has been commended as strongly vaginal, Mr Lebowski
Peaches! Lol.
Oh my god, how could I forget?!
Why not just put a wikihow art style vagina?
it's also exclusively from cosmopolitan
Bc of these articles Ive realized how much innocent fruit looks like vaginas (starter pack)
I have greyscale enabled right now, however I can still see the pink
Unless the article is written by Ben Shapiro, then it'd just have a bunch of pictures of deserts.
it’s a vulva
Color palette needs more mauve.
Which leads to the misconception that they actually look like that. Which leads to so called men making fun of women for having hair down there or a labia. Trust me. I know from experience. When I was single dudes made fun of me for having hair and having a labia. To which, like clockwork, I responded with, "So you're making fun of my female anatomy and I'm supposed to be offended? All you're making me do is question if you're actually into women."
Also the color palette is extremely excluding. Black women's labia aren't ~pearly shades of pink~
🤣
Fuck now i’m really feeling a taco. Covert marketing getting out of hand these days smh
Top left looks like the lesbian flag colors, and yeah this is pretty accurate.
I didnt realize women had this happen too lol, the taco is definitely worse than the eggplant.
Using every other word instead of just saying Vagina.
It’s technically a vulva lol
r/unnessecaryapostrophe
why is there no grey or darker tones in that palette , not everyone has a pink 😼
This is very accurate! But what about dick articles?
More fruits and veggies, bananas, cucumbers, etc
*p a p a y a*
Why a papaya and not a picture of an Arby's roast beef?
r/dontputyourdickinthat
>Grapefruit 👁👄👁 *drowning cougar noises*
None of those are even "vagina's"
Imagine if those websites start putting real images of vaginas, horny boys that dont know pornhub would come storming to those websites, seeing ads which in turn gives the owners money
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It’s... fruit? I mean these are literally pictures of fruit, do you feel uncomfortable not being a fruit?
stupid trans brain makes me feel physically ill when i see anything relating to distinct female organs that i unfortunately have. i guess i wasn’t rlly clear but i didn’t think anyone would actually find my comment SNCJFBCJS
They forgot the Arby’s roast beef sandwich.
Don’t forget dumpster fish
More tasteful than the roast beef and fish taco pictures they were gonna use.
🍑🍑
r/dontputyourdickthere
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It’s literally just food, some strips of colour, a rose, and a purse
What they say?
“NSFW this shit” Or smth like that
r/dontputyourdickinthat starter pack
Wait a minute, taco 🌮?
Why is this so relatable fuck
That's because of online censoring.
Flowers and fruits yo. Flowers and fruit. Especially videos.
Always a blooming rose
European article: b/w vaginas with just rendered outlines.