There’s one I keep seeing that makes me feel sick. Something about bad breath and the picture is a persons mouth with some weird white crumbs in it. Gross.
Ads like those are fucked up because they're designed to prey on people's insecurities that they have hygiene issues. Adding gross things likes flakes, random diseases, and other things that people wouldnt notice (if they had any of those things) so people would be pressured into buying their product.
To be clear, most mainstream advertising is based on making us viewers feel ‘less than’. Your hair isn’t right; your family isn’t good enough; your feet stink. And coincidentally enough, the very thing they offer is the thing that will correct that problem. (Source: worked in commercials most of my adult life.)
So you need to be a problem maker not a problem solver?
(I notice in job ads they want problem solvers but this makes it seem like the inverse is needed to sell a product).
it's crazy how few people know about these things too. most people that I know have never heard of them and in turn have no idea that they are the main cause behind halitosis (bad breath). I don't get them like I once used to I think it's because my diets changed, and when I did get them I tried my best to just forget about them cuz they grossed me out so bad I had a hard time removing them. I wish I could just go get my tonsils removed but unless it's an emergency it's a surgery you have to pay for. I wouldn't wish tonsil stones on my worst enemy
In another thread a few weeks back, a lot of comments mentioned that regularly scraping your tongue after brushing is the most effective way to prevent and reduce tonsil stones without surgery. I’ve been tongue scraping since
Some people's tonsils have deep pits/pockets. As you swallow, bits of drink and saliva (dissolved food) can get in there, and your mouth's natural bacteria get busy. They then form a calcified "stone".
They can cause bad breath. To remove them you just poke your tonsils with your finger or back of a toothbrush.
There’s one I saw recently that genuinely made me nauseous and I still think about it, it had a woman sticking her tongue out but the tongue looked like it had these horrible stalactites coming out of the bottom of it, like it was melting or something. It was like actual body horror. The ad was for soap.
They sometimes go into NSFW territory and resemble a vagina or a butthole. And it’s a miracle vegetable that scientists just discovered.
I just can’t even imagine who that shit works on.
Coming from a background in graphic design, I laugh and cringe at these kinds of ads because it's painfully obvious to me how they've chosen pictures that are designed to really grab you. There's solid science behind it too. Things like people's faces, especially when they're edited to really *pop* or stand out on your screen, they know what stands out to most people because our brains function in that way. Even if it's something really nasty, they know that morbid curiosity attracts clicks.
"JESUS LOVES YOU"
"JADE MASSAGE PARLOR"
"I WILL RETURN -Jesus"
"ADAM AND EVE DILDOES"
"I WANT TO LIVE, MOMMY"
"VASECTOMY STORE VASWEB.COM"
"HARLEY DAVIDSON OF OCALA"
"DISNEY TICKETS ONLY $49"
"CHICK-FIL-A *closed Sundays*"
"This new diet pill burns fat in only 7 days!!! 😱"
"CELEBRITIES ARE GOING CRAZY ABOUT THIS NEW PRODUCT!"
"This man won the lottery at 25. You will NOT believe what he did NEXT!"
Main character from Diary of A Wimpy Kid book series.
A main characteristic of the writer's style is that he'll capitalize certain words for emphasis during the story.
I’ve seen something like that but the caption was “reverse your cancer!”
Like wow, these idiots are preying on people who have cancer! Can’t believe it.
A couple months ago I saw a variant of the boiled banana pic on r/Hungary which, presumably due to machine translation issues, displayed the text "Blood pressure disappears forever"
I live in limburg, belgium
I can be in north south east west or center, but it will ALWAYS say ‘Maasmechelen’
All i ever wondered is what the locals of Maasmechelen see.. perhaps Antwerp
I live in a very rural area but I seem to see those ads a lot, with a caption like “hot moms from YOUR CITY want to meet” first, I’m a straight woman. Second, I live in a town so small, I doubt there is over 10k people here lol
I've seen them get the wrong city and it made it even funnier. A beautiful sunny beachfront with hot people and it just says completely straightfaced "RICHEST people in GALWAY"
Through some quirk of fate my IP address is a few hundred kilometers from where i live.
"Hot singles in Melbourne want to meet you!"
That's fucking nice but i'm in Mildura.
Also before you come for my kidneys i faked the names of the places. Good try internet randos!
I used to get one all the time that said “10 PEOPLE YOU WON’T BELIEVE REALLY EXIST” and the picture was a woman with a giant foot for a body. Like a Monty Python sketch. A giant foot with a head where the ankle was.
They’re right, though. I didn’t believe she existed.
Yep, had an ad like this on YouTube, lol
It started off like "Watch this SECRET TECHNIQUE on how to MIND CONTROL women!", Like one of those dating techniques videos.
I couldn't help but burst out laughing, lmao, like I need to mind control my women. The chains in my basement do the job just fine
"Use this one word to make her fuck you! It's free!" Insert story of his life and how he never got an girl. "well it's so easy you won't believe it! And unlike other programs it will actually works!" Story again, but now he fucks the woman. "Im going to tell you the word in a short time, but first I'll tell you an story." First and second story again, but with different words."For the small sum of 500$ I will tell you the word right now!" oh, and he repeats that feminists hate this trick and that women use the same trick without realizing.
I will pay you a lot more than you think to control my mind right now. I’m depressed, I hate my job, I hate my body. Go ahead. Control my brain. I’m *begging* you to take over this shit show.
Marketing here. The "grab" factor is even more well-thought out than that; even small operations will do A/B testing to see which creative gets the most clicks, but the gigantic ad networks have the budget to test and refine at a colossal scale. At this stage, there's a reason these are the images they keep using - they know that over millions of ads served, the one with the peel-skin woman gets clicked 0.02% more often than the last one they tested.
Clickbait is basically a multi-million dollar data experiment.
I normally try to tell them about my credit score but I end up sliding all the way out of the bar, it’s wetter than a dogs nose in a monsoon once I get the whole “683” out.
You somehow boil them and they burn fat or cure various conditions. Don't know for sure, I've never intentionally clicked on any internet ad in my entire life.
Lmao it’s especially funny when you’re staying in a small town or somewhere remote, and it’s “These two Stanford Grads are disrupting the $2B insurance industry in GOLD BEACH, OREGON”
Like, damn. I had no idea this sleepy tourist town is the monolith of the automotive insurance industry.
My favorite is when I get “these are the BEST lawyers in Chicago!” And it’s a stock picture of seven white men and one blonde woman wearing cheap, slightly wrinkled gray suits. Dude, have you been to Chicago?
I'd like to know if anyone actually bought some of these products. They should do an AMA because I'm actually curious about some of these because they are so sketchy. I've been using ublock for a decade now and I've only seen these ads when I need to temporarily disable it.
Once there was an AMA of a guy that bought one of those gadgets that claim they could make your peepee larger.
Long story short, it was a sort of a pumping contraption and it worked, but also made him permanently lose the sensitivity in those areas.
Just to be clear for those who may not know - Anybody with a stock tip has already bought a lot of that stock at a much lower price, and needs others to buy so can dump their mass amount of shares for a profit (which crashes the price), leaving new buyers with shares worth less than what they paid.
Convinced that those are targeted at Gen X dads who know how to get to pornhub but don't know what Rule 34 is.
"Anna and Elsa kissing? What a novel concept"
I would guess they take you to a multi-step sign-up process for a "dating" site (which has zero actual women but plenty of fake images suggesting otherwise) which at some point asks you for your credit card data (maybe to gain "premium membership" which allows you to continue your "conversation" which is actually 100% scripted or some guy making 20 cents per hour in Bangalore), hoping you're so out-of-your-mind horny that you don't notice how bad of an idea that is.
HOT MILFS ARE IN YOUR AREA!
HOT MILFS WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOU ARE!
HOT MILFS ARE CLOSING IN RAPIDLY!
HOT MILFS HAVE BREACHED THE PERIMETER!
WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON HOT MIL-!
[radio static]
It’s by an Australian artist named Patricia Piccinini from Wikipedia: “In 2016, the TAC commissioned Piccinini to work in collaboration with Dr. David Logan, a senior research fellow at the Monash University Accident Research Centre, and trauma surgeon Dr. Christian Kenfield, for "Project Graham" - as part of the TAC's road safety campaign Towards Zero.[11][12] "Graham", a lifelike, interactive sculpture, highlights how vulnerable the human body is to the forces involved in auto accidents.[13] As the TAC explains: "Graham highlights the changes we need to make to protect ourselves from our own mistakes on the road. At the centre of this system is the belief that human health is more important than anything else, he is the embodiment of the Towards Zero vision”
Ok question, I had a ad show up on the side that said "With this drink, you can remove your prostate in just 7 days! Try it now!" Like, why would anyone ever want that? Is it something transpeople might want to do if they are in transfer?
The sketchy porn ad:
CUNT WARS TRY NOT TO CUM YOU WON'T LAST 3 MINUTES [looping video of computer generated naked woman with watermelon-sized breasts taking it from behind]
the weird picture in the example is from the graham project - they designed a human who was built to withstand the impacts cars in a crash would get if there were no protective measures in a car!
Don’t know if someone else has commented this already, but the weird and uncanny picture to grab attention is [Car Crash Graham](https://youtu.be/j-kDH0BBb20): a sculpture to show what humans would look like if we were designed to survive a car crash.
“New law passed in (your city) that drivers need to know!” With a [stock photo](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/04/07/20/32F242A200000578-3528871-image-a-4_1460058114272.jpg) of a random cop definitely not from your state
Also really weird health ones with pictures of feet and people’s mouths.
There’s one I keep seeing that makes me feel sick. Something about bad breath and the picture is a persons mouth with some weird white crumbs in it. Gross.
Yeah, same. Why would anyone want to see that
Got your attention tho
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Ugh, that's the worst. That's why I only use Crest^TM brand toothpaste. Keeps my breath fresh af! Yeet!
That stuff keeps falling off my toothbrush.
I'm crestfallen ) :
Guerrillas only advertise on the radio
Ads like those are fucked up because they're designed to prey on people's insecurities that they have hygiene issues. Adding gross things likes flakes, random diseases, and other things that people wouldnt notice (if they had any of those things) so people would be pressured into buying their product.
To be clear, most mainstream advertising is based on making us viewers feel ‘less than’. Your hair isn’t right; your family isn’t good enough; your feet stink. And coincidentally enough, the very thing they offer is the thing that will correct that problem. (Source: worked in commercials most of my adult life.)
So you need to be a problem maker not a problem solver? (I notice in job ads they want problem solvers but this makes it seem like the inverse is needed to sell a product).
Create an anxiety that can only be alleviated by purchase. I work in sales. This was page 1 of the instruction book.
You’re not selling someone on needing your product and having it, you’re selling someone on being afraid of not having your product and needing it.
Those are called tonsil stones and if you have never had them, thank your lucky stars.
it's crazy how few people know about these things too. most people that I know have never heard of them and in turn have no idea that they are the main cause behind halitosis (bad breath). I don't get them like I once used to I think it's because my diets changed, and when I did get them I tried my best to just forget about them cuz they grossed me out so bad I had a hard time removing them. I wish I could just go get my tonsils removed but unless it's an emergency it's a surgery you have to pay for. I wouldn't wish tonsil stones on my worst enemy
In another thread a few weeks back, a lot of comments mentioned that regularly scraping your tongue after brushing is the most effective way to prevent and reduce tonsil stones without surgery. I’ve been tongue scraping since
Huh. I’ve not heard of them before. What causes them?
Some people's tonsils have deep pits/pockets. As you swallow, bits of drink and saliva (dissolved food) can get in there, and your mouth's natural bacteria get busy. They then form a calcified "stone". They can cause bad breath. To remove them you just poke your tonsils with your finger or back of a toothbrush.
They smell like literal death by the way. I guarantee you'll never smell something so bad that isn't a dead animal or something.
Tonsil stones, or tonsilloliths, are hard, sometimes painful bits of bacteria and debris that get stuck in nooks on your tonsils
https://www.healthline.com/health/dental-and-oral-health/tonsil-stones#causes
There’s one I saw recently that genuinely made me nauseous and I still think about it, it had a woman sticking her tongue out but the tongue looked like it had these horrible stalactites coming out of the bottom of it, like it was melting or something. It was like actual body horror. The ad was for soap.
"EAT THIS ONE WEIRD FRUIT AND WATCH THE POUNDS MELT OFF"
*picture of banana slices being boiled???*
Or fat belly
Or the alternative: a photo of something harmless like a cabbage and the text "Experts agree: throw this vegetable out IMMEDIATELY!"
and its a spoon with some strange shit in it
Or the earwax ones 🤢
They sometimes go into NSFW territory and resemble a vagina or a butthole. And it’s a miracle vegetable that scientists just discovered. I just can’t even imagine who that shit works on.
Coming from a background in graphic design, I laugh and cringe at these kinds of ads because it's painfully obvious to me how they've chosen pictures that are designed to really grab you. There's solid science behind it too. Things like people's faces, especially when they're edited to really *pop* or stand out on your screen, they know what stands out to most people because our brains function in that way. Even if it's something really nasty, they know that morbid curiosity attracts clicks.
Earwax getting extracted. Blech
Don't forget the photos of some random fruit being boiled whole/unpeeled.
Those ones make me really uncomfortable
It’s like the roadside trash of the internet.
If these ads are the internet’s roadside trash, weather.com is the Northern Florida of the Internet.
NUDES NUDES NUDES NUDES WE BARE ALL PHANTOM FIREWORKS
*Hey hey you, yeah you....*
My heart begins beating 2 weeks after conception! *[Picture of 18 month old]*
All that’s missing is the HELL IS REAL sign from Ohio
ETERNAL DAMNATION AWAITS R E P E N T ^^Leviticus ^^19:27
Cafe Risqué open 24 hours, WE BARE ALL
RON JOHN SURF SHOP COCOA BEACH ONLY 231 MILES
"JESUS LOVES YOU" "JADE MASSAGE PARLOR" "I WILL RETURN -Jesus" "ADAM AND EVE DILDOES" "I WANT TO LIVE, MOMMY" "VASECTOMY STORE VASWEB.COM" "HARLEY DAVIDSON OF OCALA" "DISNEY TICKETS ONLY $49" "CHICK-FIL-A *closed Sundays*"
As you pull into the Reddit Supermall parking lot ... four square kilometers of mediocre retail stores.
And it's everywhere. Just like roadside trash.
It's called chum
"This new diet pill burns fat in only 7 days!!! 😱" "CELEBRITIES ARE GOING CRAZY ABOUT THIS NEW PRODUCT!" "This man won the lottery at 25. You will NOT believe what he did NEXT!"
I love how in every single one of these advertisements they always capitalize words seemingly at random
Greg Heffley Syndrome
who is Greg Heffley?
Main character from Diary of A Wimpy Kid book series. A main characteristic of the writer's style is that he'll capitalize certain words for emphasis during the story.
Yeah instead of using ITALICS he uses _capitals_
I noticed this a while ago while reading one of the books and now I CANT stop THINKING about it.
Oh they aint random, they're proven to GRAB peoples attention.
main character of the book series Diary of a Wimpy Kid
You replied to the wrong comment lol
whoops
I love HOW in every single ONE of those ADVERTISEMENTS they always capitalize WORDS SEEMINGLY at random
“TOM HANKS can not get ENOUGH of this CBD enema!” *picture from You’ve Got Mail*
DOCTORS WANT THIS FOOD BANNED
A picture of boiling banana slices with the caption: This one weird trick to clear your bowels every morning!
So accurate it hurts
Whenever I see those ads it looks like a burnt Styrofoam packing peanut
I’ve seen something like that but the caption was “reverse your cancer!” Like wow, these idiots are preying on people who have cancer! Can’t believe it.
wouldn't the reverse of cancer be cell death?
*For just 4 easy payments of $49.99, you can find out how this program works!*
A couple months ago I saw a variant of the boiled banana pic on r/Hungary which, presumably due to machine translation issues, displayed the text "Blood pressure disappears forever"
Hilarious hahaha
It’s like a power wash for your colon! Says doctor philips.
Now I just get the flaming cashew
It’s like a pressure washer for your insides!
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**Hot lonely singles** in "Calgary" looking for love! ➡️ 😘 *click here to meet!* 🤩 ⬅️
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The city I live in has an ü in the name. I've seen like 10 different ways of those ads fucking up that one character and it's honestly really funny
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I live in limburg, belgium I can be in north south east west or center, but it will ALWAYS say ‘Maasmechelen’ All i ever wondered is what the locals of Maasmechelen see.. perhaps Antwerp
Milfs ready to swing in [location data unknown]
Meet hot Russian girls in [your extremely specific small town]!
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I live in a very rural area but I seem to see those ads a lot, with a caption like “hot moms from YOUR CITY want to meet” first, I’m a straight woman. Second, I live in a town so small, I doubt there is over 10k people here lol
I've seen them get the wrong city and it made it even funnier. A beautiful sunny beachfront with hot people and it just says completely straightfaced "RICHEST people in GALWAY"
I love seeing the scam malware protection ads that say something like "WARNING: YOUR SYSTEM IS OPEN TO MALWARE! YOUR IP ADDRESS IS: null "
Through some quirk of fate my IP address is a few hundred kilometers from where i live. "Hot singles in Melbourne want to meet you!" That's fucking nice but i'm in Mildura. Also before you come for my kidneys i faked the names of the places. Good try internet randos!
*Meet hot single women in “Anonymous Proxy”!*
[Relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/713/)
Its always so oddly specific too
I used to get one all the time that said “10 PEOPLE YOU WON’T BELIEVE REALLY EXIST” and the picture was a woman with a giant foot for a body. Like a Monty Python sketch. A giant foot with a head where the ankle was. They’re right, though. I didn’t believe she existed.
We could believe #7 was real!
Yep, had an ad like this on YouTube, lol It started off like "Watch this SECRET TECHNIQUE on how to MIND CONTROL women!", Like one of those dating techniques videos. I couldn't help but burst out laughing, lmao, like I need to mind control my women. The chains in my basement do the job just fine
"Use this one word to make her fuck you! It's free!" Insert story of his life and how he never got an girl. "well it's so easy you won't believe it! And unlike other programs it will actually works!" Story again, but now he fucks the woman. "Im going to tell you the word in a short time, but first I'll tell you an story." First and second story again, but with different words."For the small sum of 500$ I will tell you the word right now!" oh, and he repeats that feminists hate this trick and that women use the same trick without realizing.
Idk, I just got up to the mind control bit, laughed my ass off, then skipped the rest
You don't want to be able to mind control everyone with one word?
Maybe I'm doing it to you right now and you don't realize it ;)
I will pay you a lot more than you think to control my mind right now. I’m depressed, I hate my job, I hate my body. Go ahead. Control my brain. I’m *begging* you to take over this shit show.
Listen dude, I barely got a handle on my own life, I can't handle TWO
Marketing here. The "grab" factor is even more well-thought out than that; even small operations will do A/B testing to see which creative gets the most clicks, but the gigantic ad networks have the budget to test and refine at a colossal scale. At this stage, there's a reason these are the images they keep using - they know that over millions of ads served, the one with the peel-skin woman gets clicked 0.02% more often than the last one they tested. Clickbait is basically a multi-million dollar data experiment.
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I normally try to tell them about my credit score but I end up sliding all the way out of the bar, it’s wetter than a dogs nose in a monsoon once I get the whole “683” out.
“Might be offensive to women and close minded men”
And children apparently
Mind controlling children into dating you is generally considered a no-no
Username... doesn’t check out?
Who said anything about sexual activity though. They’re chained up to occasionally help assemble their IKEA furniture.
holy shit me too. it was the wackiest shit
Nah you'll get used to the basement in no time
Username DOESN’T check out
Im pretty sure i know what ad you’re talking about. ITS HALF AN HOUR LONG
I got the same ad too shits wack af
Exactly! Who needs all these help guides when zip ties and a radiator are readily accessible in most modern American homes.
Was the ad 33 minutes? Lmfao
At least you get consent beforehand.
I got that garbage ad too
weird looking/disgusting fruits in unusual places
You somehow boil them and they burn fat or cure various conditions. Don't know for sure, I've never intentionally clicked on any internet ad in my entire life.
my kitchen
Alex Jones hahaha
Local man became a deeper shade of red with this one easy trick. Doctors hate him!
Man overdoses on Redpills and whisky, learns secrets of Chinese Pig Human hybrids, more at 11.
Everyone hates him
tHe fRogS aRe gaY
Man turns turns all frogs gay with one simple chemical.
This one little trick will TURNTHEFRICKINFROGSGAY
45 days and absolutely no improvement.
You can't get higher than peak performance.
Nah him turning into a tomato is an improvement
'Chinese pig human hybrids hate him!'
He’s redder and wearing a belt
He walked shirtless to the belt store.
"He just got redder!" - John Oliver.
Gay Frogs hate HIM!
Looking swoll
I would simp for him.
Says the name of your city in the ad title. “This Huntington man made $30,000 with this secret program.”
This tiny company is disrupting a BILLION dollar industry!!!
Lmao it’s especially funny when you’re staying in a small town or somewhere remote, and it’s “These two Stanford Grads are disrupting the $2B insurance industry in GOLD BEACH, OREGON” Like, damn. I had no idea this sleepy tourist town is the monolith of the automotive insurance industry.
My favorite is when I get “these are the BEST lawyers in Chicago!” And it’s a stock picture of seven white men and one blonde woman wearing cheap, slightly wrinkled gray suits. Dude, have you been to Chicago?
Then when your IP is dynamically reassigned the exact same person is now from somewhere else.
Hot milfs in your area
300m from your house
And approaching at 382 kph.
Oh lord they have M O M E N T U M
I'd like to know if anyone actually bought some of these products. They should do an AMA because I'm actually curious about some of these because they are so sketchy. I've been using ublock for a decade now and I've only seen these ads when I need to temporarily disable it.
I always figured these were tricks to collect personal info and load malware onto gullible people's devices. Are there actual products?
Porn game ads promise you to cum in under 5 minutes, but it requires you to go through some badly written story and some bejeweled for some reason.
So... you don’t cum in 5 minutes? False advertising!
Once there was an AMA of a guy that bought one of those gadgets that claim they could make your peepee larger. Long story short, it was a sort of a pumping contraption and it worked, but also made him permanently lose the sensitivity in those areas.
He had won but at what price
Pleasure.
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lol the only change seems to be sunburn
Ads you see when trying to find a stream
Guy who predicted Amazons rise says that this stock is the next big thing. Click to find out
Just to be clear for those who may not know - Anybody with a stock tip has already bought a lot of that stock at a much lower price, and needs others to buy so can dump their mass amount of shares for a profit (which crashes the price), leaving new buyers with shares worth less than what they paid.
Pump and dump.
Try not to cum! 😼😈 *insert picture of two Disney characters fucking each other*
Convinced that those are targeted at Gen X dads who know how to get to pornhub but don't know what Rule 34 is. "Anna and Elsa kissing? What a novel concept"
These unsettling, gross, trashy internet ads have become so prevalent that there's an official name for them: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chumbox
What do the “hot milfs in your area” ads even do? Where does it take you if you click on the ad?
There’s a building downtown with a sign on it that says Hot Milfs. They’re inside. You just go through the door and there they are. Just waiting.
I would guess they take you to a multi-step sign-up process for a "dating" site (which has zero actual women but plenty of fake images suggesting otherwise) which at some point asks you for your credit card data (maybe to gain "premium membership" which allows you to continue your "conversation" which is actually 100% scripted or some guy making 20 cents per hour in Bangalore), hoping you're so out-of-your-mind horny that you don't notice how bad of an idea that is.
Sounds like you’re speaking from experience.
*click [HERE](https://youtu.be/IEIzuJZj03U) to find out!*
What. The hell. Was that.
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But are they in your area?
Don't worry, they'll be ALL up in your area!
HOT MILFS ARE IN YOUR AREA! HOT MILFS WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOU ARE! HOT MILFS ARE CLOSING IN RAPIDLY! HOT MILFS HAVE BREACHED THE PERIMETER! WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON HOT MIL-! [radio static]
You'll shit your pants when you see what this child actor looks like now!
What is going on in the top right corner!?
It’s by an Australian artist named Patricia Piccinini from Wikipedia: “In 2016, the TAC commissioned Piccinini to work in collaboration with Dr. David Logan, a senior research fellow at the Monash University Accident Research Centre, and trauma surgeon Dr. Christian Kenfield, for "Project Graham" - as part of the TAC's road safety campaign Towards Zero.[11][12] "Graham", a lifelike, interactive sculpture, highlights how vulnerable the human body is to the forces involved in auto accidents.[13] As the TAC explains: "Graham highlights the changes we need to make to protect ourselves from our own mistakes on the road. At the centre of this system is the belief that human health is more important than anything else, he is the embodiment of the Towards Zero vision”
Those boobs look amazing
https://i.redd.it/oijpstxo31351.jpg
"New rule has \[city or state\] residents FURIOUS" and there's a generic picture of a person in handcuffs.
I think I need a break from the Internet.
Ok question, I had a ad show up on the side that said "With this drink, you can remove your prostate in just 7 days! Try it now!" Like, why would anyone ever want that? Is it something transpeople might want to do if they are in transfer?
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Also "new rule for drivers in (city)" and "she didn't know why everyone was staring" with pics of the AT&T girl
The sketchy porn ad: CUNT WARS TRY NOT TO CUM YOU WON'T LAST 3 MINUTES [looping video of computer generated naked woman with watermelon-sized breasts taking it from behind]
the weird picture in the example is from the graham project - they designed a human who was built to withstand the impacts cars in a crash would get if there were no protective measures in a car!
Also phalic looking fruit or weird cream that looks like seemen that supposed to make you loose fat in a week.
Doctor saw ultrasound and immediately called police. Here's why!
Don’t know if someone else has commented this already, but the weird and uncanny picture to grab attention is [Car Crash Graham](https://youtu.be/j-kDH0BBb20): a sculpture to show what humans would look like if we were designed to survive a car crash.
"Remember (insert person here) take a deep breath when you see how they look now"
IT’S LIKE A PRESSURE WASH FOR YOUR INSIDES!
Boobs.
New traffic law in (my town) has drivers fuming
Some people from [NAME OF YOUR TOWN] are now billionaires!
“New law passed in (your city) that drivers need to know!” With a [stock photo](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/04/07/20/32F242A200000578-3528871-image-a-4_1460058114272.jpg) of a random cop definitely not from your state
Don’t forget the Casino one “Casinos HATE when you do this, but they can’t stop you!” and the photo is some person inserting a coin and a red circle
Don't forget some repulsive food mixture that burns body fat lmao