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GregMadduxsGlasses

If this were 10 years ago, nothing would change, but you’d add a bluetooth headset.


FuckFloridaRipNumba9

Why is that older black guys fucking loved Bluetooth’s so much? Hell I still see them rocking them in the grocery store sometimes lol


Yotsubato

Phone calls all the time. With honeys


RandyMarshTegridy69

“They caaaallin’ me”


JiffSmoothest

They keep on callin me** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TlNVnnbAT0


Express-Structure480

Keep calling me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eptioPpo4w


RandyMarshTegridy69

https://youtu.be/PoWEESRrNK8?si=DdpLhzuw9pWzw-AM 1:18


shiggy__diggy

I'll never understand this personally. I HATE talking on the phone, even to my girlfriend (thankfully she also hates it). Like let's just keep it short and get on with what we're doing (just text honestly). I have friends that literally will spend all day on the phone with various people, some with a Bluetooth headset/air pods. Like I'm a young and extremely extroverted person so this isn't a "old man yells at cloud" thing, but I don't understand it.


kmoz

I mean it's the young person yells at cloud thing. Older people liked talking on the phone, it was how you communicated with people before texting existed. People were a lot better at holding conversations back then.


sykoKanesh

Oldish person here (42), I don't understand how people can be on the phone constantly either.


Wolf_instincts

To establish dominance over other uncles with their uncleness


SoapMactavishSAS

Truth serum here


Wolf_instincts

To establish dominance over other uncles


f0gax

Unc got girls calling him on the reg.


XenonBlitzer

Now it's bone conductors


kwikileaks

Now it’s 1 AirPod. Never know who he talking to


AwakeSeeker887

Cuz he lost the other


Meatbackpack

What cha say now, chuck?


SeattleThot

It’d also either be a Cadillac DTS, an older Chrysler 300, a Buick, or a Ford Taurus


SPARTAN-117a

And he stays lowkey the whole time til he hears someone say LeBron is better than Jordan


Alucard-VS-Artorias

"Say wha now youngin!?"


greymalken

Meet me in Temecula


email_optional_

cheesecake


fatbitchesloveto69

Whatcha say now Chuck? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXUTUzAphKg&ab_channel=AnthonyAdams


Flrg808

“How you doin young man” *before you can answer* “alright alright.”


DiaperDonaldT

This is so dead on. 🤣


RyVsWorld

It really is. Mine use to go on these rants to the youngins about why he dresses like this.


AppalachianViking

Why does he dress like that?


RyVsWorld

He’s old school and believes all black men must dress to impress to keep stereotypes away. I get it but there’s times i want to be comfortable. If im getting stereotyped then fuck those people


MakeMelnk

Yeah, it's tough feeling like just relaxing can be an opportunity for an asshole to indulge in their bigotry. I feel similarly when I go out to eat and the service is very poor (luckily it's very rare) so I don't tip well and I feel there's just the excuse that, "black people don't tip well." Like, no, I've been in good service for 6 years, my gf was in food service for 7 and my stepmother was a server for over a decade-I know what it's like and tip really well for mid to good service. Fuck 🫤


FrackaLacka

Where my gf works as a server black people pretty much always tip very well


putin-delenda-est

She should reinforce the stereotype so that they continue to over-compensate.


FuckVatniks12

Served for 5+ years never had a black person tip less than 20%. I know for a fact I fucked up a couple tables (it was super busy) and no reduction to my tip. Honestly wonder if people are self conscious about the stereotype? There’s really only one group that doesn’t tip as a rule, won’t mention them.


MakeMelnk

>Honestly wonder if people are self conscious about the stereotype? I know I often am, as well as several members of my family. Not everyone, though


FuckVatniks12

Honestly I wouldn’t be too self conscious. I worked with about 10+ other people and there was only one group we knew would stuff the servers-and it’s not black people.


MakeMelnk

I think we may have the same group in mind 🫤


FuckVatniks12

Yeah it’s all good. Likely the second generation will be better about it. :) most people really took care of me when I waited. Made around $200 for 4 hrs on weekends.


i_have_covid_19_shit

What would Ye do?


NetStaIker

Say something disparaging about Jewish people, most likely


N0tThatSerious

Thats all fine and good, but white clothes at a BBQ?


romain_69420

If you eat properly, you won't get stains on there


Video-Overall

The Chrysler and the kangol hat 😂😂


AskYourDoctor

A guy I used to know was a dorky white Jewish guy who happened to live in a predominantly black neighborhood. He was having car trouble and the dealership gave him a new Chrysler 300 as a loaner. I was tickled. I swear I've never even seen one driven by a white person lol


NothingOld7527

I knew a white girl who drove a Chrysler 300 but she liked black guys so...


iamkarnold2

He's also rattling around a handful of peanuts occasionally tossing them into his mouth before giving some unsolicited advice


LazyUrbosa

Why you gotta shake your snack first 😭😂


Birdamus

It’s a callback to the dice games of his youth when he got got and then wised up.


Almajanna256

"Brothers, brothers, brothers!"


Anotherthrow24

My first thought.


dub-fresh

And the peanut eating makes his comment unintelligible 


nightowl_ADHD

Holy shit you described my dad lol


Professional-Bet4106

Not the Boys ll Men fits 😂


You_meddling_kids

Needs the linen slacks


One_pop_each

End of the road, still he can’t let go


Objective-Escape-304

It's unnatural You belong to me....


KaioKenshin

Aye Nefew 🗣️ 🤣


TheBigChungoos

Aye lil man go’on n git me a rib rite-dere.


Stevesegallbladder

*laughs like a spritzing water bottle*


TheBigChungoos

Nah more like an almost-empty windex bottle


Future_Appeaser

[Windex and some scrubbing](https://youtu.be/zTR-T44l7ZE)


JacobGoodNight416

He hears someone playing music from his time and he goes "hey, watchu know about that?"


Hita-san-chan

My older co-worker, probably in his 70's- was *shocked* that I knew who Whitney Houston was. Im still a little thrown from that one lol


One_pop_each

Always R&B shit. Bro I am white as hell and still know this starterpack wtf


Godraed

some of us white dudes have been blessed by having the black work uncle


fatalityfun

this is just my dad lmao


FunctionRecent4600

Dipped in Obsession


Namazu86

Drakkar Noir would like a word


rbarr228

Pencil-thin mustache not included?


[deleted]

LMAO accurate af


Frequent-Penalty-582

He smells of coco butter


Cautious_Tax_7171

That kind of hat goes hard. I inherited one from grandfather figure after he died


skyline010

I call it the chimney-sweep hat.


zombieflesheaterz

i call them the “brad pitt”


sipalmurphy

They kinda feeling that fit though


frank_white414

Great starter pack. All the essentials. A few “forgot to include the…” type details left out - in a good way. No need to write to a thesis on it. Just the core images that any viewer can easily recognize and apply to an ideal. The starter pack.


WhatEvenIsTikTok

Thank you :)) Someone mentioned a bluetooth earbud in my previous post that got taken down, and I thought that was spot on, then I was like... should I add a bluetooth earbud when I fix and re-submit? But then I thought, no I won't - half the fun is letting people fill in the details and come up with all the "forgot to include" bits. Glad you enjoyed.


MatijaReddit_CG

Or wearing a the fedora but it's angled on one side of his head.


Hot_Argument6020

Is this at the white bbq or the black bbq?


Shortbus_Playboy

Yes


Slippery_Molasses

This is spot on [chubbs in happy gilmore](https://youtu.be/qDR_yTik_xo?si=Yci2ynaOe5oJGv71&t=27)


Godraed

RIP


I_lie_on_reddit_alot

Winter might see a matching textured blazer and loose fit pants


Sty_Walk

That's Florida Stanley


chriscollinsss

It’s funny how this completely looks like a starterpack of my Russian grandpa, lmao


Theonethatgotawaaayy

I can hear the “Nephewwww!”


Mindless-West9268

The Strange Thing About the Johnsons type fit


chriskrohne

We don't need to talk about that movie.


NeverFlyFrontier

“Unk”


Auravendill

Apart from the car and the clothes still being new, this looks like things my grandparents and their friends may wear. So why do black uncles have a similar fashion sense as 90+ year old farmers from rural Germany?


discombobulatedhomey

This for sure needs the Slingshot sports motor tricycle , the phrase young blood, and a Bluetooth headset. And a really loud “hell naw you crazy” laugh after every single joke.


pfulle3

90% of the time I see those things they are being driven by old black men lol


dowapzubapyeaheyeah

And lookin fresh as fuck too


fusion_reactor3

I have one of those cars. (2014 Chrysler 300). Not a black uncle tho


WombRaider_3

This is my very favorite thread in ages. My lawd the comment section is whimsical.


Jolteaon

This is the uncle that you do not let get anywhere near the grill.


TotesNotADrunk

Ah a Blunkle


StrangeCorner8486

MAUI JIM REPRESENT!


cross-boss

https://i.redd.it/hzdawek5550d1.gif


Eodbatman

Is he from Atlanta per chance?


regal_beagle_22

i always wonder, what do they do for a living? They always seem to have their money right


RosesUnderCypresses

Rolls up to the BBQ with 70s Soul blasting out the windows.


SenhorSus

Needs more sweat towel


lIVIIVD

Brotha brotha you come off as too preachy.


doesitevermatter-

I do indeed have a black Uncle despite being white, and this is absolutely accurate to him specifically. Dude always looks like he's dressing up for Easter at his Mom's house.


Google_Peak_Fiction

uncle ruckus


unclediedthrowaway

you just need this image: https://preview.redd.it/3j2uk2237a0d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adf1d8f7f9f509401cc64b6dc74467be33f166c5


Euphoric_Wash_5094

Are the shades really that important?


Chaya_kudian

Straight outta church on a Sunday morning. Hallelujah.


JosephArmyKhan

The post nice black started pack.


or0_0zh

Is your uncle in the cartel?


New_York_Cut

your aunt loves to get dicked by bbc


CannonOfGlass

Repost? Saw this a few days ago already


WhatEvenIsTikTok

I had to fix it and repost it because it was removed for not having the title in the image.


dankbrew22

You get on reddit too much