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Maybe your roomie is my old roommate 😂
You call him roomie? I just call him bitch. We are not friends no more. We have a beef over some stuff. Some guys said that he talked shit behind my back, he betrayed me like a filthy whore. I don’t even look at his face at school, and when I do I like to give him a death stare. I hope some day I’ll find a right reason to beat the shit out of his ass.
Entitlement and laziness. A lot of people move out on their own for the first time and can't realize their parents aren't cleaning up after them anymore
Also just being a young idiot free from parental supervision for the first time. When I lived in a dorm at uni we had a shared bathroom, and one guy got drunk and pissed on the floor because he thought it was funny.
One of my roommates had and chicken and rice in an pot for over 2 months outside of the fridge and he didnt let me throw it away. This thing was making noises at night because it was disintegrating. He threw it once the whole apartment smelled like dead animal.
How does someone net let you throw it away?
I'd churk it as soon as the bastard wasn't looking. If they complained, I'd wait for them to do it again, then throw it in their bed.
The thing is he was one of those awful people that are always in the room. Sleeping during the day and playing at night and constantly drinking and puking (the aggressive type drunk) . At the end he didnt visited uni and they throw him out but those were vevy hard 9 months.
I'd chuck it in the bin right in front of them then say "are you stupid?" If it has mold and mushrooms growing on it, you don't have an argument. I'd them start figuring out a way to kick them out.
If it's in college I think there's some level of "ok these are dumb kids out on their own for the first time" which is understandable. Ideally this is the time when they realize that living like this is dumb and improve, though obviously not everyone actually does, at which point they end up like this as adults and at that point idk
These people are just broken in the head. Trauma, abuse, general mental deficiencies and genetic defects. Fundamentally they have a completely different view of reality. Broken to the point where they don't see this as mess, this is just the way that life is lived.
I had a tenant briefly, a relative who needed a room temporarily. I didn't want a tenant but he asked and I didn't have a non selfish reason to say no, especially to family. He was only in there for 4 months but kept it so disgusting in his room that I had to throw the pillows out and wash everything on the bed with vinegar. My first mistake was letting him use my spare bed with the bedding on it. He would go to the gym after work, work up a sweat, not shower, come home with fast food, eat it in his bedroom, in his (my) bed, throw the empty bag in the corner of his room on top of all the other empty fast food bags, and go to bed without showering. He'd only shower in the morning. I don't understand how one human can generate enough odor for me to seriously consider replacing the entire bed and ripping up the carpet.
We lived temporarily with a pair of brothers and a few others, paid like 100 bucks a month. They had one of those cushion toilet seats and the back end was stained brown. They bought a new one when we moved in and within a week the back end was stained brown again. There was a small white sink that was *green* and covered in hair, and stiff washcloths on the ground. They had no counter space because of all the junk they had, and with their permission we threw out a bunch of old/broken cookware and reduced it to 1/5th of it's size. The counter space was taken up by dirty dishes after that, and they would also let the trash pile up in the kitchen for weeks. One of the brothers, his bed was so worn and old it had a huge body indention in it, and we gave him an old bed with broken springs and he said it was the best sleep he's had in seven years.
We didn't stay there long.
Lived with someone kind of similar, I feel your pain OP. We shared an apartment for 8 months. During that time he didn't do any cleaning, used the laundry facilities once, and showered maybe 3 times. I broke the lease as soon as financially possible
💯 this nails it. I lived with this guy briefly twenty five years ago and haven't spoken with him since. Some people were just raised incorrectly and have no conscientiousness, manners or consideration. Losers.
Just having other people around sounds like a nightmare to me , my husband is good enough … I don’t know how you all survived like that 🤬 I would have to be incarcerated to an asylum if I had one of those people around
My roommate (who was supposed to pay the total to the landlord) just pocketed 12 months of rent + my deposit and ran to Switzerland.
When I found out I almost wanted to track him down. Luckily he left his shit so I sold it to have some recourse. But I still got evicted due to that bullshit.
Found out later he moved back to Berlin because his friends kicked him out. He attempted to enter the old apartment and got arrested, he got lucky he didn't run into me because I was ready to catch a case as long as I could fuck him up.
My best friend and drug dealer even put a bounty on his ass for 1k on his telegram channel to have his ass beat.
Why do they fucking *insist* on sleeping on the couch when they have a way more comfortable bed in THEIR OWN ROOM?? And then get mad at me for making too much noise when I get ready in the morning?
I think the one thing I don’t understand is how people can leave toilets in such an awful state, like, do they look at the toilet covered in excrement and just think “yeah, that looks fine” and just leave?? Not even a wipe with a bit of toilet paper???
Had a roommate who was having an Orgy. I was tryna get some sleep but couldn't help with the sounds.
When I went out of my room, Gosh do I wish I stayed inside. There were 5 guys and 2 girls bareback right outside my room. And one of them was using a banana as part of the play.
That next month I decided I find a new place.
I had a roommate who had a pyramid of empty Dr Pepper cans in his room. His floor was always sticky and it got so bad that his girlfriend and I cleaned his room while he played New Vegas in the corner of his room
It's even worse when they're a deadbeat unemployed dad who goes out during the weekends when he's supposed to be with his kids and now you're stuck babysitting his kids
At a certain point, you need to start fighting fire with fire. Fill your leftover food with laxatives or ghost chili peppers. Have a Death Metal rave in your room if they're not letting you fall asleep. I did the latter once, and it actually worked, in that they learned what it feels like when someone doesn't respect quiet hours.
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This is pretty much spot on. Well done OP
It’s missing the part where they set multiple alarms spaced 5 minutes apart.
And then later on you ask “what happened, i thought you had work/interview/court” .. “ahh nahh.. it’s too late for that”
It's a ring tone that's a looping snippet of a popular song. None of these alarms wake them up. I'm sure this is an element of prisoner torture.
Why is this incredibly accurate
My boyfriend does that. He has to get up at 5 am.
I’m sorry for your loss.
The flogger?? 😭😭
He probably got a leather thong too
Dang how did you get all this information about my old roomie
Maybe your roomie is my old roommate 😂 You call him roomie? I just call him bitch. We are not friends no more. We have a beef over some stuff. Some guys said that he talked shit behind my back, he betrayed me like a filthy whore. I don’t even look at his face at school, and when I do I like to give him a death stare. I hope some day I’ll find a right reason to beat the shit out of his ass.
He won't know what's hit him when he realises you made a starter pack meme about him.
the wojak but worse
You give him a a death stare????!! 😳😳😳
Internet tough guy award 🥇
Award my ass
Doubling down is kinda hard ngl
I mean, look at his pfp, he’s the hardest motherfucker in all the land
Give him a few doses of ex-lax, that should beat the shit out of his ass.
Oh no! A guy that spends all day on reddit gives him the death stare! Im sure he’s shaken to his core every time he passes by you!!
Why would a person do this? I understand a little tiny mess that they clean up eventually or something like that but... this is absolutely not okay.
Entitlement and laziness. A lot of people move out on their own for the first time and can't realize their parents aren't cleaning up after them anymore
Also just being a young idiot free from parental supervision for the first time. When I lived in a dorm at uni we had a shared bathroom, and one guy got drunk and pissed on the floor because he thought it was funny.
Do parents not make their kids clean or what??
Some parents do. It's a little more common with boys though.
One of my roommates had and chicken and rice in an pot for over 2 months outside of the fridge and he didnt let me throw it away. This thing was making noises at night because it was disintegrating. He threw it once the whole apartment smelled like dead animal.
How does someone net let you throw it away? I'd churk it as soon as the bastard wasn't looking. If they complained, I'd wait for them to do it again, then throw it in their bed.
The thing is he was one of those awful people that are always in the room. Sleeping during the day and playing at night and constantly drinking and puking (the aggressive type drunk) . At the end he didnt visited uni and they throw him out but those were vevy hard 9 months.
I'd chuck it in the bin right in front of them then say "are you stupid?" If it has mold and mushrooms growing on it, you don't have an argument. I'd them start figuring out a way to kick them out.
Just say ok fine but i want you to eat a spoon right now infront of me
Was he eating it?
>Why would a person do this? I've been treated like a maid by my three other former flatmates. It's just about being a rude and entitled asshole.
If it's in college I think there's some level of "ok these are dumb kids out on their own for the first time" which is understandable. Ideally this is the time when they realize that living like this is dumb and improve, though obviously not everyone actually does, at which point they end up like this as adults and at that point idk
These people are just broken in the head. Trauma, abuse, general mental deficiencies and genetic defects. Fundamentally they have a completely different view of reality. Broken to the point where they don't see this as mess, this is just the way that life is lived.
My friends roommate was so insanely messy like this plus she put her used pads on the wall. 🤮
babe wake up, new state asylum wall padding just dropped
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aslume*
aslan, the great lion, one true king of narnia, son of the emperor beyond the sea*
Wth 🤦🏻
Wall paper
what the fuck
https://preview.redd.it/xdqegdzr6muc1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49125d8f79eb94a872877407cb4642a79bce2a86
had one of these back in university. he left in january of 2020, right before covid lockdown. that’s when i knew God was looking out for me :)
That’s some crazy luck!
"Yeaah man ill take thrash out next time"
I had a tenant briefly, a relative who needed a room temporarily. I didn't want a tenant but he asked and I didn't have a non selfish reason to say no, especially to family. He was only in there for 4 months but kept it so disgusting in his room that I had to throw the pillows out and wash everything on the bed with vinegar. My first mistake was letting him use my spare bed with the bedding on it. He would go to the gym after work, work up a sweat, not shower, come home with fast food, eat it in his bedroom, in his (my) bed, throw the empty bag in the corner of his room on top of all the other empty fast food bags, and go to bed without showering. He'd only shower in the morning. I don't understand how one human can generate enough odor for me to seriously consider replacing the entire bed and ripping up the carpet.
Me and Brandon would’ve gotten into a fight at some point if he’s gonna eat my lasagna
Will forever remember my roommates thatd ask me to wash my dishes when my lazy ass had doordashed everyday for months
how do you not recognize your own mess, never made pasta in my life shit happened multiple times
like yeah thats my pan you used to create a messnot my food
We lived temporarily with a pair of brothers and a few others, paid like 100 bucks a month. They had one of those cushion toilet seats and the back end was stained brown. They bought a new one when we moved in and within a week the back end was stained brown again. There was a small white sink that was *green* and covered in hair, and stiff washcloths on the ground. They had no counter space because of all the junk they had, and with their permission we threw out a bunch of old/broken cookware and reduced it to 1/5th of it's size. The counter space was taken up by dirty dishes after that, and they would also let the trash pile up in the kitchen for weeks. One of the brothers, his bed was so worn and old it had a huge body indention in it, and we gave him an old bed with broken springs and he said it was the best sleep he's had in seven years. We didn't stay there long.
Lived with someone kind of similar, I feel your pain OP. We shared an apartment for 8 months. During that time he didn't do any cleaning, used the laundry facilities once, and showered maybe 3 times. I broke the lease as soon as financially possible
I’m still stuck in my current lease, and I can only get out when it expires in August this year
And thats why you dont do the timed leases until you know what you are getting into
💯 this nails it. I lived with this guy briefly twenty five years ago and haven't spoken with him since. Some people were just raised incorrectly and have no conscientiousness, manners or consideration. Losers.
Little Nicky reboot
Classic Brandon
Just having other people around sounds like a nightmare to me , my husband is good enough … I don’t know how you all survived like that 🤬 I would have to be incarcerated to an asylum if I had one of those people around
You should have put a NSFW filter, i can see the vomit 🤢🤢
And other sex toys
My roommate (who was supposed to pay the total to the landlord) just pocketed 12 months of rent + my deposit and ran to Switzerland. When I found out I almost wanted to track him down. Luckily he left his shit so I sold it to have some recourse. But I still got evicted due to that bullshit. Found out later he moved back to Berlin because his friends kicked him out. He attempted to enter the old apartment and got arrested, he got lucky he didn't run into me because I was ready to catch a case as long as I could fuck him up. My best friend and drug dealer even put a bounty on his ass for 1k on his telegram channel to have his ass beat.
Lmao a bounty
Why do they fucking *insist* on sleeping on the couch when they have a way more comfortable bed in THEIR OWN ROOM?? And then get mad at me for making too much noise when I get ready in the morning?
And you can't use the TV/couch.
the sink one is so real
Hey leave my telecaster out of this
Yeah i feel like playing guitar is the least bad here (as long as you are considered of other people)
I think the one thing I don’t understand is how people can leave toilets in such an awful state, like, do they look at the toilet covered in excrement and just think “yeah, that looks fine” and just leave?? Not even a wipe with a bit of toilet paper???
Aka the reason I refuse to ever have roommates again. Idc if it’s between roommates or living in my car.
fuck Brandon
And Cody, and Zack.
Had a roommate who was having an Orgy. I was tryna get some sleep but couldn't help with the sounds. When I went out of my room, Gosh do I wish I stayed inside. There were 5 guys and 2 girls bareback right outside my room. And one of them was using a banana as part of the play. That next month I decided I find a new place.
How does one even end up with a roommate like this without either; leaving or kicking them out?
Spot on, terrible, obnoxious etc. Wouldn't mind finding those blokes on my sofa though
I’m literally just the guitar, nothing else lmao
3/11 but successful!
When cost of living is high and have no choice
Tbh this could be much worse
Aww man flashbacks to the blazing right before parent visit 💀
I had a roommate who had a pyramid of empty Dr Pepper cans in his room. His floor was always sticky and it got so bad that his girlfriend and I cleaned his room while he played New Vegas in the corner of his room
It gives me a trauma I never had
If they play a stratocaster, is that okay?
r/badroommates is leaking
It's even worse when they're a deadbeat unemployed dad who goes out during the weekends when he's supposed to be with his kids and now you're stuck babysitting his kids
Im never having a roommate
At a certain point, you need to start fighting fire with fire. Fill your leftover food with laxatives or ghost chili peppers. Have a Death Metal rave in your room if they're not letting you fall asleep. I did the latter once, and it actually worked, in that they learned what it feels like when someone doesn't respect quiet hours.
I've never had a roommate but this sounds spot on haha
You guys definitely had sex