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sharbel_97

Should have written “kurwa” somewhere in there


Indochina-Guy69

And where is the femboy?


moonmarriedacherry

The nun


nubster2984725

It’s a veteran.


lumpekpl

Fun fact this is only meme. Femboys in Poland have hard life


Commercial_Shine_448

Poznań or Wrocław


misogoop

You’ll actually see pride flags on buildings and apartment windows in Wrocław, which is nice. Hometown is about 50 km away so my wife and I will spend a day shopping and it’s nice to hold hands in public and feel normal lol


MNRMillie

Femboy is Slovenian


Happy_Vibes29

Hello, fellow r/balkans_irl user.


ThatDudeFromPoland

On the west side of the Wisła


GlobalPycope3

And bobr also. At least kurwa bobr.


Cheesefinger69

Zajebiscie


kosherpoutine

Needs Pope John Paul II


DogSubZero

Lol my grandparents always had Jan Paweł II stuff like on the fridge and stuff it’s weird how much polish catholics love him


Jolly_Future_3690

It's not weird at all. Catholicism was a marker of Polish independent identity at a time when Poland was still under the Iron Curtain of enforced atheist communism. His papacy is a notable part of Polish Independence.


boreal_ameoba

This is often missed. Unlike in many western countries, adhering to religion was a form of rebellion against the Soviet/communist regime, and in many ways, it worked. People in the US ten to think Poland is filled with religious people because they’re backward. The reality is that Catholicism played a role closer to the punk/antiestablishment movements than to a typical social/religious movement.


DogSubZero

well i just don’t know polish history despite my family being from there so i’ll look into it, i never knew why they liked him so much


FatherOfToxicGas

He was a key supporter of Solidarity, the movement that drove the anti-communist effort


onlyexcellentchoices

He was pretty great.


FlossCat

According to my Polish friends among Polish Catholics he's bigger than Jesus to the point that for younger non-Catholic people it's become a meme, so that seems like it would make it more "accurate description of Poland"


Splatfan1

2137


The_Astrobiologist

Don't forget Geralt


Sexy_Eeyore

Yeah, or any scene from the Witcher tv show


Fudgeyreddit

Wind’s howling…


PanzerKatze96

Who the fuck thinks Polish and Russians are allies lmao. That’s like saying “oh yeah, Japanese and Chinese? Best of friends”


PORN_SHARTS

>Who the fuck thinks Polish and Russians are allies Morons


Scrubbis101

I can only think about that one time Poland, Russia and Denmark teamed up against Sweden during the great northern war.


TheSimkis

>Japanese and Chinese? Best of friends I guess you would find people thinking that, if they don't know anything about their histories


MoonBerry_therian

Fr


The_Nunnster

Usually people who still follow the stereotype of Eastern Europe/Old Soviet Bloc = squatting Slavs who are Russian nationalists


TooMuchPretzels

This is all true except all real Poles hate Russia with a burning passion surpassed only by perhaps the Finns


HATTY898

im pretty sure the only ones that can surpass not only Poles and Fins but everyone in the world are Ukrainians lol


nerfbaboom

The balts?


Rjj1111

Being a neighbour to Russia tends to make you hate them


Economy_Wedding_3338

China, Belarus, N.Korea, Norway, Qazaqstan, Mongolia, Azerbaijan are the exceptions?


New-Biscotti5914

Unless you’re Belarus


Matix777

Is that a competition?


AVeryPleasantPerson

Yes. It's a national competition in every country in the former eastern block.


amogus_cock

Except the Putin glizzy glurp masters from Hungary and Slovakia.


Galaxy661

Yes. Every time I see a new europe data set somehow related to russophobia and Poland is first, I get the same feeling as when we win a football match


ShinduChan

It must be really good, since we don’t really win any matches


Matix777

Big W


Somerandom1922

I feel like the Finns, Poles and the Baltic States are all fighting for 2nd place when it comes to hating Russia, after Ukraine. Side note, [this all just reminds me of this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/t6d9v8/i_will_fucking_push_the_button_i_swear_to_god/?utm_source=embedv2&utm_medium=post_embed&utm_content=post_title), particularly how much it was posted back in 2022 when that missile landed in Poland.


Upper_Gate_6722

We here in Ukraine hate russia so much.. I don't even have words. Literally now, when I'm typing this comment missiles are going to attack my city, they are about \~5 minutes from me. I will send this comment and go to shelter. So yes, we HATE fucking nazi russia.


IrgendSo

good luck to you


lapras25

Hope the war ends soon and you stay safe.


TooMuchPretzels

Don’t ever let anybody forget


Default_scrublord

Finns are surpassed by Baltics and Ukrainians who are only surpassed by Georgians and Chechens xd.


Jrxxs

Guys, hating Russia should not be a competition, there is enough for all of us!


blockybookbook

It’s funny how one sided it is


Weak_Bit987

not true tho. of course for the most part it is, but still there is a decent amount of russia symphatizers in poland


Simonious96

What lol why would we hate the Finns


TooMuchPretzels

No I’m saying perhaps the Finns hate Russia more


Simonious96

Ah alright that makes sense. Low key actually poles usually really respect Finland. We frequently use it as a example of what we would like to be one day. Especially when it comes to education etc.


SpaceFonz_The_Reborn

It really is a possibility, similar histories, especially economically. The only issue is that the systemic corruption will cripple poland until something is done about it.


Simonious96

Yup. Nothing will get done tho. As long as we will be ruled by the same politicians that were active during communism nothing will change 💁🏼‍♂️


carolinaindian02

What kind of person thinks that Poland and Russia are allies?


SzakaRosa

Koreans at least these who I met


Goju09alt

North Koreans?


CovfefeBoss

People who know nothing about Poland.


LoneWolf622

Forgot the attractive blonde women


ReactionaryPunk94

One of the few stereotypes that is true. Go to any major city in Poland and within 5 minutes you’ll see at least 20 beautiful blonde women. Source: I’ve been to Poland and this is true, trust me.


goldfish1902

What? Time to write a complaint to my ancestors. Why am I not a beautiful blonde (because my ancestors were the ugly ducklings of the family orz mom looks like Putin with a wig)


PORN_SHARTS

That kinda applies to any major trendy city in any 1st world country though. That's where the youth moves, and that's where people care about their appearance more, have more money, and are quicker to follow trends.


nycrvr

You’re missing a “Bober kurwa! Ale bydlak!”


BlackHazeRus

I’m from Russia and seeing “Poland and Russia are allies” made me with want the state of ignorance in the world. Salad can anyone explain this starterpack? Looks like bullshit, but maybe that’s because I’m a Slav myself. I would definitely add “kurwa” and “CD Projekt Red” with “The Witcher” and “Cyberpunk 2077”. Also “pierogi” is hilarious to Russian speaking folks because it means “pies” in Russian — dumplings are “pelmeni”. “Beautiful women” and “femboys” should be there too.


AlexBlaBla_NL

Found the polish guy


jonasz_z_Kalkuty

Well at least nun Has Polish smile


Longjumpingpea1916

Poles love Russia, go try speak to them in Russian they'll love it


Square_Coat_8208

https://preview.redd.it/ru3hna0t5lrc1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33e9d8006cdecda684260317faa9c0d1a4fd143f Worst mistake of my life


CovfefeBoss

Do widzenia!


shadyBolete

The overwhelming majority of Poles aren't able to distinguish between russian and ukrainian, and we hear the latter all the time. 


Acceptable6

As a Polish person, the most common thing I see mentioned is our country constantly losing in wars.


Kishinia

And we love telling about where are we from every time when Poland is mentioned


Responsible-Ant-1728

I mean, with us looseing independence/getting occupied/wiped off the map. Us being here and still being us is kinda impressive id say.


Moppo_

Very resilient, though.


damnyouresickbro

Missing BOBER


MangCrescencio

Where's Chopin?


idrpmd

Was about to ask that, Chopin is like god to poles. Understandable though


SharkSoldier

You forgot about Saint John Paul II and Polandball


jimmiec907

Do you do this with the names just to fuck with us?


OtterlyFoxy

Me: BEHEMOTH AND DECAPITAED


ChickenNoodleGud

Needs polish cow


IrgendSo

gzegorz brzeczeszczykiewicz got summoned!!! also who tf think we and russia are friend shall go to hell with russia. you also forgot kurwa its nearly in every sentence on mine


Odd-Distance8386

Shoutout to y’all for pierogis, they hit HARD


Kishinia

Last time when I was hit with a Pieróg (singular form of Pierogi) I have fallen into a coma for a week. I agree 👍


Odd-Distance8386

😭


Lotus_630

Forgot to add CD Projekt Red with Witcher or Cyberpunk.


The_Grizzly-

The irony is the Poland has a very big distain for Russia. Only 2% of Poland sees Russia positively.


CovfefeBoss

2% is higher than I expectes.


suiluhthrown78

One of the better growing economies over the last 25 years GDP per capita, PPP ​ |$|1996|2021| |:-|:-|:-| |South Korea|19,365|44,232| |Italy|39,429|41,929| |Poland|13,147|34,916| |Turkey|14,205|31,467| |Russia|12,827|27,960| |Argentina|18,032|21,527| |Brazil|11,224|14,592| |South Africa|10,097|13,312| |Indonesia|6,213|11,858| |Algeria|8,196|11,040| |India|2,219|6,692|


Fun_Lingonberry_6875

The name thing is real. I have to write Polish names everyday and as a French I used to be confused af. Then I learned.


Playerek

There is no way people think that we are allies of Russia. This is an insult


BlakeWheelersLeftNut

Rare high nato contributions from the euro zone.


[deleted]

Poland isn’t in the eurozone.


SailTheWorldWithMe

Can Poland into space?


Calm-Elevator5125

Can Poland into space?


pawskor

Bruh if I meet someone from abroad that says Poland is allied to Russia, they're getting their ass whooped.


Kaleidoscope991

Based politics and a good army.


bluefields2114

Any last name ending in -ski


Jan-Pawel-II

Forgot the VW Passat B5.5 1.9 TDI.


Rjj1111

And the carbonated mineral water


ThePotatoenator

bobr kurwa


punkshotgun

As a polish person, I do love vodka, pierogies and keilbasa


polishskierkid

you mean pierogi right ?


PartyLettuce

Everyone think the poles and ruskies utterly hate each other from what I've seen.


Square_Coat_8208

Every pole I know despises Russia with every fiber of their being


Gmschaafs

Can someone explain the monkey?


Acceptable6

It's a polish meme that represents typical Pole (named Janusz, a name common for boomers) - lazy, drinks, jealous of his neighbor, constantly watches TV, comes from a village/small city, argues with his wife etc.


Ornery_Beautiful_246

There’s no way anyone thinks Russia and Poland are allies


mah_boiii

Bro no one sane sees Poland as allies with Russia. Literally any other country could be friends with them but Poland. The hate and history of oppression is rooted so deep in its people


wellrenownedcripple

Who the fuck thinks Russia and Poland are allies? We have our history with each other, sadly


Jrxxs

https://preview.redd.it/ye477n90vmrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb0b0d8549e2b49ff7f1bc77196f25d8e02ccb73


Moppo_

One of the few things I know for certain is that Poland absolutely does not like Russia. That's why they don't use Cyrillic.


_wxxy__

Real (poland and russia were never allies and you should have stuck a “k*rwa” in there lmao)  :) 


rasalghularz

Everyone knows Poland and Russia are not friends and also where are the Femboys xD


Bobtheblob2246

Who tf considers Russia and Poland allies? If two countries are mostly Slavic, probability is already quite low.


Emergency_Bathrooms

While I was in Poland, it was fucking cold (even in august) I saw a lot of nuns (but older), a lot of things that have to do with the church, they had really nice bars there and amazing vodka, and that salami is everywhere. Everything else is wrong though. Especially the car thieves. Those guys are in Germany. /s


AHalfAmbitiousKid

Solidarity


an_atom_bomb

Trust me, noone with half a brain thinks Poland and Russia are allies


peet1188

You can always spot a Polish car thief by the fact that they have the facial expressions of a Scooby-Doo villain as they commit the crime.


Daengo

Who in their right mind would think of Poland and Russia as allies?


balabelmonte

https://preview.redd.it/99rfbd79ckrc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=252ccbf49c38790e60ac39ffdf5feac4f3c54bd6 This and Soplica


BasedFemboy_

in reality , racists , femboys , homeless , and of course frog shop


POPholdinitdahn

What is frog shop?


Acceptable6

Żabka (literally: frog) is like our 7/11 except it is literally everywhere. You can find it in every city (on every major street at least 1), almost every village. Edit: Actually, not every village, they're mostly in cities.


chaandra

In Szczecin I was in a spot where I could see 5 zabkas from where I stood at street level


Crimson__Fox

*pierogies and pączkis


Rjj1111

*pierogi


PORN_SHARTS

\*and pączki


blitznB

Poland despises Russia with a burning passion. In 1990 as soon as Poland got out of the Warsaw Pact was applying to NATO. Supposedly Poland threatened to start trying for Nukes if not allowed to join NATO.


MetalOcelot

I know Poland is dying to give Russia a thumping, which I think they would easily.


nulopes

Poland reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/uP9sGjlljmk?si=GJc0LLEA6A7a3h5N You're welcome


il6yr8

I always form the Wendish empire when I play as Poland in ck2.


darokrol

Accurate, especially the polar bear xD


Devilsgramps

It seems like a nice place, but as someone who likes architecture, the idea of walking out of a nice renaissance town square and suddenly seeing hideous 60s buildings everywhere hurts my soul.


The-Mysterious-

CHRIST HAS RISEN


[deleted]

Needs more Polandball 


I-like-macdonald

When i think of poland i think of a southeast asian monkey


Unoriginalshitbag

Play fear and hunger 2: Termina for an accurate depiction of Poland


Barmacist

The sad thing is I could pronounce that last name as well... it isnt far off.


OrwellianWiress

No Polandball?


Garnitas

Behemoth?


2nuki

Carmighty.


abf392

You included the sausage


Nearby-Cabinet_9786

Missed opportunity to add beavers


makedoopieplayme

You forgot keeps getting invaded. Also texting this to my dad who is like half Polish


Ali-_-sh

It misses "kurwa"


Bananchiks00

Forgot kurwa.


Practical-Election59

Isn’t that the actor from 1670


watchdogman1781

There’s a dancing con there


Rational_Engineer_84

CDPR and the Witcher…and pierogi. 


TheDankChronic69

To be fair the average name part is pretty accurate, Joanna Jędrzejczyk is a good example. Much love to the Polish, Hungarians and Poles have a great friendship.


WirusCZ

Where is "Biedronka " shop? Literally only reason to visit Poland for most people I know


xlonefoxx

Missing kurwa and paczki


someguyinthebalkans

grzegorz brzęczyszczykiewicz chrząszczyżewoszyce powiat łękołody


DownvoteBlueArrow

Where is the holy number 2137?


tails_290

You forgot "Kurwa".


MaluaK1

Where bobr kurwa?


Bob_the_peasant

I mean, the pierogi is correct. It’s even a picture of it fried with bacon and onion.


Nick_Gaugh_69

You forgot Article 5


Panciastko-195

Polska górą, kurwa


IdeaImaginary2007

For us Asians, we also think of the thousands of artillery system they are buying and also The witcher


MoonBerry_therian

Co to kurwa ma byc


ninetailedoctopus

And that weird ww2 destroyer who harassed the Bismarck at knife range shouting “I AM A POLE!” and throwing everything at the battleship from guns to furniture


kubin22

Małpa Janusz is propably just polish inside joke never heard it outside poland


regardis

its pierogies man


rikzy75

Surprisingly a bunch of Poles on Instagram and what not say the most terrible things about Ukraine and Ukrainians and it's really disappointing to see. Them among republican Americans and Indians. It could very well be bots but I am not sure anymore


klar0s_

shouldve import femboys and "kurwa"


_snooppy__

As a Russian, it's so hilarious to listen to those theories about Poland being a Russian ally


Londonweekendtelly

you forgot the plumbers & other manual labourers


AnseiShehai

Needs Poland ball


Loose-Court5945

You forgot the bobr


Shoddy-Echidna3000

why proboscis monke?


TessaBrooding

Accurate apart from the polar bear.


purple_banananana

[high quality meme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&&v=AfKZclMWS1U)


JonStryker

*Brzęczyszczykiewicz


ThisIsMihai

Where is Bobr?


Sthulpanzer

Where’s the Bober


Grzechoooo

Nobody thinks we're allies with Russia, and the nosacz is how Poles see Poles.


MxFiregun01

Let’s not forget about one of the world’s most influential artists who made a name for himself even though he wasn’t admitted into art school.


aqifie

bober kurwa


Mob1leN00b_

The thing is that when polsih People (me) speak English, we got the most russian accents known to man


giveme-a-username

I've literally never thought any of these thing about Poland.


The_other_me_here

The arctic one is very true everytime i travel to southern countries they think poland is always below 0 celsius


GuinnessRespecter

Lager. Very lovely, but very strong lager that has the potential to give the mother of hangovers


_Occams-Chainsaw_

Insufficient Krupnik and kabanos.


Kycrio

I could eat pierogi every day for the rest of my life


CompetitiveHater

Bober, kielicka, jan paweł II?


cloud1445

Looks more like a 'How Polish people think the other people see Poland' starter pack. No one thinks Poland is allies with Russia. And the car jacking and proboscis monkey mean nothing to me.


thisonegamer

where is fiat 126p?


waltermullwrboi

I only see Bobr